They came, they watched some stuff, and then they talked about it. In Episode 18, Brian and Luke take on Showtime's Billions and make frequently. Also within are a visionary new take on popular music as well as very-specific-and-100%-up-to-date

Episode 19: The dramatic reveal is that they weren't gone

Oct 28th, 2018 35m 34s

Luke apologizes to the city of Chicago and retells of his travels to Scotland. Much whisky- and golf-related conversation follows. Hear of Scotland's other famous beverage and of its rich history of finding things as Episode 19 takes you to the

Episode 17: Don't be a Hero: A Star Wars story

Feb 1st, 2018 40m 54s

The mystery of who is listening to this podcast in Germany completely unresolved (please make contact with us), Brian and Luke return to the topic of Episode 1 to discuss the Star Wars franchise's latest entry. Also discussed is the nature of s

Episode 16: There is no Zambian forest honey in Scotch whisky

Aug 17th, 2017 34m 57s

Brian and Luke meet in person for the first time. Meanwhile, the Red Sox win on a walk-off home run against the White Sox and many whisky and duck-boots related ventures score unwitting product placements from Germany's fastest growing podcast.

Episode 14: Happy Belated April Fools Day

Jun 19th, 2017 35m 53s

Luke and Brian (with special guest friend-of-the-show Aya) recount their April fools pranks that weren't, and Aya corrects the hosts on a few minor factual errors from their Star Wars episode.

Episode 13: Getting a haircut with the Rockettes

Mar 26th, 2017 39m 30s

In this episode: Brian makes a confession, Luke draws a comparison, we talk standup and Netflix.

Episode 12: Have you seen any of these movies?

Feb 26th, 2017 32m 45s

Just ahead of the 2017 Academy Awards, Brian and Luke bring you the much-anticipated-yet-little-prepared-for second annual Brukies, a timely awards show which serves the important purpose of recognizing outstanding cinematic observations from L

Episode 11: The star to watch is Dwight Freeney, defensive end

Jan 30th, 2017 33m 25s

Brian and Luke return to much acclaim for their second annual Super Bowl episode. Expert football predictions are discussed, as is the film Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (featuring special guest Marc). Also herein contained are various Super Bow

Episode 10: The Bean is like five minutes

Dec 26th, 2016 25m 7s

November 5, 2015 - Brian and Luke seize the airwaves with gripping first-person accounts of masked, jog-interrupting villains and comedians in the workplace. Chrome statues and Noah Webster are also discussed.

Episode 9: Belly-button therapy & other remedies

Oct 23rd, 2016 36m 13s

September 4, 2016 - Reports of their disappearance being greatly exaggerated, Brian & Luke return for podcast episode nine. To escape from the 2016 election, Luke visits a rally and a also an island of trash; meanwhile, Brian reaches enlightenm

Episode 8: Don't Buy Gold From Gordon Liddy, and the shows of AMC

Jul 8th, 2016 39m 7s

After our spring hiatus, Luke and Brian are back with another brand new episode of Nothing to See Here. This week, the title says it all.

Episode 7: The funny value of data is vastly underrated

Apr 24th, 2016 36m 47s

In our seventh episode, chief protagonists Brian and Luke exchange stories from the road, and also not from the road. Discussed are Luke's loosly-March-madness-related work habits, the elegantly creepy world of the business-traveler class, and

Episode 7.5: April Fool's Day

Apr 24th, 2016 11m 29s

April Fool's Day is the official holiday sponsor of Nothing to See Here: A Podcast by Tortoise and The Hair. In our appendix to Episode Seven, Brian and Luke provide a brief recap of this year's hijinks.

Episode 6: Downton's End

Mar 19th, 2016 44m 24s

In this, our sixth installment, Brian and Luke talk TV. First it's Hulu's Triumph's 2016 Election special (2:00), then the return of Better Call Saul (6:00). Finally, Brian has some catching up to do before the finale of Downton Abbey, which Lu

Episode 5: We'd like to thank the Academy

Feb 19th, 2016 36m 26s

Following up on their spot-on Super Bowl picks, Luke and Brian are back this week talking about the upcoming Academy awards. Luke interviews film expert Tim Markatos (6:00) about the year in movies, then it's time for the first annual NTSH awar

Episode 4: The Super BowL

Feb 2nd, 2016 34m 34s

We like sports, and we don't care who knows it. Luke and Brian are back with not one but two special guests to talk some sports. We first check in with our friend Chad from Corona, then the legendary McG weighs in on Super Bowl 50 and the NFL s

Episode 3: The Obama Legacy Episode

Jan 22nd, 2016 37m 9s

It's Episode 3 of Nothing To See Here, because our New Year's Resolution was to cast more pods. In this episode, we talk politics, first about the 2016 presidential race and then about President Obama's time in office and legacy, following his

Episode 2: The Star Wars Episode

Jan 6th, 2016 43m 23s

Behold! The second episode of a brand new podcast from the makers of Tortoise and the Hair, Georgetown University's most popular radio show of all time. Join us as we dissect with varying levels of seriousness the latest entry into the Star War

Episode 1: The Bond Episode

Nov 24th, 2015 46m 30s

A brand new podcast from the makers of Tortoise and the Hair, Georgetown University's most popular radio show of all time. Join us for our inaugural episode where we dive into some glorious James Bond minutiae.

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