This week’s podcast episode has your hosts trying to make sense of the Pennsylvania deep-fake cheerleading scandal, albeit with mild success. Along the way, Becky & Merie address the burning questions you didn't know you had, like:

Why does Merie keep threatening Becky with photos involving brownie batter? Which app is protected by Merie’s “Attention Whore"-based email password? How long would it take YOU to recognize someone performing an uninvited sex act on an Instagram phone call? How many old lady alert red flags can be spotted in this episode? Would YOU go on Good Morning America and lie about vaping just to stay a Viper?! What pervy things would Merie leave behind if she (totally legally) searched your house? Is Sweden a part of The Netherlands? (And how could anyone possibly know that?)

Come for the police-y things. Stay for the toxic traits, revenge, dating boys, and smoking.

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Sources for this include: New York Times. Cosmo. Vice.