Hop in weirdos! We're headed to the rough, mosquito infested swamp lands of Harrisburg, Illinois.  Whats 8 feet long, 4 feet high, and has a nose like and anteater? Get ready to have a not quit so Bigfoot experience but not to worry, its still big, hairy, and smelly. Just like you weirdos like it!

Bonus points if you know the word, *micropolitan*!