Everybody needs them... John and Noax celebrate a year of the Desk with a trip Down Under to muse over the astonishing hit factory that is Ramsay Street Erinsborough.

Every charting Neighbour's career reviewed, including the best-forgotten Gayle and Gillian, the "I've got all the letters in my surname" Natalie Bassingthwaighte, golden couple Kylie and Jason and, of course, Stefan Dennis.

From PWL formulaic pop, through dance, to indie and country, enjoy three decades of loveable soap stars having improbable success in the company of your favourite music review podcast.

Thoughts and birthday wishes @theoblongdesk or here