After Steph's obsession with cutting grass in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, she was quite disappointed when the she discovered there was no grass to be cut in the newest game, Breath of the Wild. Naturally she found solace in a can of wine. Yes, a can. Like beer, but with wine. She also lusted after Link's buff arms. Steph loves two things: polygonal muscles and dad bods. Chris has neither.