So much happened this week that we can't even talk about it! Luke, Gary, Seb, Phelan, Eileen, the garage, the mill, the knickers...it was all kind of one story, weren't it? Felt more like watching six episodes of a single show than it ever has before.

But besides that cinematic homunculus, we've got no shortage of Billy looking bleary from his Barlow beating, Casa de Carla at number 12, and the mysterious meeting of a secret society in the backrooms of Weatherfield.

All that PLUS we're admonished by 60% of our audience in one week and we compete against David Platt in Gracie's first feature [which she stole from another program]. It's Of Mice and Ken!