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Welcome

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to the Woodward Theatre. We now

1:00

sent off book. Yes.

1:14

What's up everybody?

1:16

Hello, Chuck. What's that permanent records?

1:19

Paid permanent records.

1:23

Thank you so much for coming out on a Thursday

1:25

night. Yes. We

1:28

are, of course, everybody's

1:31

favorite four person lead singer,

1:33

emo

1:33

band, every place I call. Thank

1:41

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's

1:43

up everyone? I'm Carmington Trace.

1:48

My name is Blair Witch Trial.

1:52

Here, what's up? I'm Neil Noxturn. Hey,

1:55

everybody. I'm Moshe Black. If you're ever

1:57

in my apartment

1:58

complex, take all the fruit you want. We

2:03

have instrument people behind us. Yeah.

2:05

Various instrument people. We

2:07

have and you shall know me by my trail of

2:09

pitch on guitar. And

2:13

with the last minute tech rescue, we have

2:15

aloysius Moody on the queue.

2:19

And we have Wickes. Love

2:21

it. We are

2:23

a very famous man, so we'd like to start

2:25

off with whatever your

2:27

arm goes well known song to you is

2:30

by a show

2:30

appearance, someone who has never seen us before.

2:33

First timer.

2:34

Jack's here.

2:35

Yes. You, sir. What is you've

2:37

never seen us before? What is our

2:39

favorite song?

2:41

Ocean Ocean Avenue. Ocean Avenue. No. This

2:43

is this is confusing to because another band

2:45

called Yellow Card, Rodisant called Ocean

2:47

Avenue. The same year we released our

2:49

Ocean Avenue -- Oh,

2:50

really? -- which will cause this scandal

2:52

between our two bands.

2:53

So we're gonna play our Ocean Avenue, let's hit

2:56

it. Totally different.

4:14

Seen, but I'm standing

4:16

there, son. The road

4:19

has turned into a body of water.

4:21

Thanks to procure my

4:54

god is the same.

5:50

My gosh. No one ever request that

5:53

song. No.

5:53

That's a tea cut. Cooking.

5:55

We got into multiple fist fights with yellow

5:58

card over that song. Both fist

5:59

fights. Yep. They're neon violinist,

6:02

plus punches.

6:03

Yeah. Their electric violence is

6:05

punches. Yeah. I will say yellow card, obviously,

6:08

we have a huge feud with for obvious

6:10

reasons. Yes. Yellow excited for another

6:12

band. The only band that we do not have feud

6:14

with, most of Glendale makes a noise.

6:19

They're they're literally the only band that we have

6:21

no beep with. They're not coming up later, so thank

6:23

you for staying pumped for

6:24

them. Carl, how are

6:26

you doing? This

6:26

bonding gray I was just thinking about this one

6:29

time we were fighting with yellow cards. Yeah.

6:31

Yeah. Because they took our

6:33

dinner res at a denny's -- Right.

6:36

We made

6:36

a res. Listen.

6:37

A lot of people say, Denny's don't take

6:38

a res. They take a res when you're famous

6:40

enough. Yeah.

6:42

When you make a res, they

6:43

take a wrap. Yes. Right. No. Somebody

6:45

else might know, like, a secret menu. It's

6:47

kind of like that, but it's an entire, like, like,

6:49

way of organizing

6:50

seating. No. You

6:52

guys I wish you could see it. I

6:54

wish you could see it. You can preorder

6:56

your moons over Miami -- Yes. --

6:59

you can request your server and we always

7:01

request Gail. What

7:05

did you say? What's that? We said Gail.

7:07

What did you say?

7:08

I said Gail. You said Gail? said

7:10

Gail. I said Gail.

7:12

I said Gail. I said Gail.

7:15

Well, three gail. Three gail's in a jail. I

7:18

mean, of course, and Of course, we love

7:21

Gail. You know, obviously, I have my issues

7:23

with Gail, but we actually wrote a little

7:25

ballad for Gail. You know, she's probably just,

7:27

like, one of the most open hearted

7:29

people and service that we've already

7:30

met. Yeah.

7:31

I mean, we have issues with her, but generally speaking.

7:33

Yeah. Anyway, this looks for you, Gail.

7:35

Rev you, Gail. Didn't

8:14

bring me a root beer, but

8:17

I asked you for surprise. So

9:33

I'll ask you a second time.

12:30

Thank you. Take your service.

12:32

Take your service.

12:33

Take your service. Gail, morning

12:36

till I join you.

12:37

Morning till I join you.

12:38

Morning till I killing you.

12:40

She was, like, she was in her late nineties

12:42

when

12:43

we when we met her. Yep. There's the

12:45

thing I loved about Gail. She's still

12:47

at ninety two rock pigtail

12:49

braids. Absolutely. That's a tough

12:51

look.

12:52

We still had it. Brockton. And I'll say this

12:54

for real. Our social service that has failed

12:56

us without a doubt.

12:58

Yeah. Without a doubt. That woman

13:01

spent her youth

13:01

putting rivets into battleships and

13:04

her tonnage serving us coffee and

13:06

ice cream. Yes.

13:07

We have failed as a society without

13:09

a doubt. It's a race

13:12

to the bottom. We love you, Gail. We love Gail.

13:18

Yes. You guys have health insurance? What's

13:20

that? Oh, no. No. No. No. I

13:22

don't really I've never had health

13:23

insurance. Oh, no. No. Here's the thing I thought

13:25

I had it. But then I went and they said you

13:28

kinda have it. What do I mean?

13:29

Well, it just means like you're never

13:31

gonna reach that deducting. Yes.

13:34

Deducting too high.

13:36

Deducting too high. Too high.

13:38

Yeah. Deducting too high. My

13:39

insurance is submitting myself to medical

13:41

experiments.

13:42

Right. Yes. Right. Well,

13:45

for those of you who maybe haven't don't follow

13:47

all of Neil's ex white, he

13:49

he sold his eyes before

13:50

Yeah.

13:51

I had my eyes cosmetically die laid

13:53

so that I could play Jack Skellington on Hollywood

13:55

Boulevard. Yes.

13:57

And

13:58

they just never shrunk back down.

13:59

But they never shrunk back down. They absorbed too

14:01

much light. So

14:02

all your blood taken out more than once.

14:04

Oh, yes. So a lot of people I tell them

14:06

that, they're like, you mean the plasma? No. All

14:08

of it. Full

14:10

desanguination. Yes. Now if

14:12

I'm right about that, the test for that one was this

14:14

was like a zombie sort of like preparation

14:16

sort

14:17

thing. If people remember the alternate handing

14:19

to twenty eight days later on the DVD, how

14:21

seeing a lot

14:22

of nodding

14:22

right now. A lot of nods. That is

14:25

one possible solution to getting bit by example,

14:27

which is they drain your body of every single

14:29

drop. Does zombie

14:30

lives

14:30

in the blood?

14:31

Yeah. Zombie lives in the blood. Does zombie lives in

14:33

the blood? I'm

14:36

gonna skip one on our set list because now

14:38

you're making me one wanna do off of

14:40

basement people are a great

14:42

song about -- Yeah.

14:44

-- that.

15:22

Inside your own house to

15:25

the DDDD from

15:27

universal and from house

15:29

to very best part of

15:31

it. Can we see

15:33

the eggs from me

15:35

shows on our DVDs?

15:39

Sometimes, no, I don't know at means,

15:43

I'll fall asleep to the

15:45

penny screen there.

16:15

Oh my god.

16:33

Don't use the telephone. Don't

16:35

just radio. Don't buy

16:40

letters. We

16:42

don't buy letters. We don't

16:44

on horses.

16:46

When you partake, maybe default,

16:49

miss horses. Look at her

16:51

out the pink it's a peppery

16:53

single book. No

16:55

for love music. No matter

16:57

which way that you book. Don't

16:59

you don't pick this bonuses to

17:02

miss blood.

17:04

Now before the circle, DBD

17:07

is gone. This is

17:27

make your own alone

17:29

in your home. Take a circle

17:32

of metal. Take a circular saw

17:34

are stone. Get the biggest circle

17:36

with stone. Get the middle out

17:39

of the day. Look what

17:41

you say. A perfect day.

18:07

Thank you. Thank you.

18:09

Tretches. And they did,

18:11

and they did, and they did sometimes songs

18:14

of prophecies.

18:16

We used to in to our bus only listen

18:19

to director commentary. That's

18:21

right. Mhmm. There aren't enough of a

18:24

lot of our songs are in Walt's time and we're one

18:26

of the only bands that does

18:27

that. Yeah. A

18:29

lot of emojis.

18:30

Take that yellow car. Yeah. Take

18:32

that yellow car. Five

18:33

fucking ocean. Yeah. You can Where's your waltz?

18:36

Where's your three, four?

18:40

You know, big part that you we would tour a

18:42

lot at retirement homes, of course,

18:43

like senior

18:44

living centers, we have a lot

18:45

last time we saw Gail.

18:47

That's

18:47

right. Last time we saw Gail. That's right.

18:49

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.

18:51

Beautiful. Yeah. But, yeah, we had a great time there.

18:53

And, you know, again, like, really some of those response of audience

18:55

as possible. It was awesome. We had a great time. I

18:57

wasn't sure if

19:00

I was so sad a little bit in those

19:02

they they all live so much life and

19:04

they made me feel like maybe I hadn't done enough

19:06

with my

19:07

life. I think that's one of the great lessons you can

19:09

learn from elders is like, oh, you

19:11

gotta fill these years. Yeah.

19:13

Yeah. You know? I actually think, like,

19:15

they're the most they're, like, the most

19:18

inspiring in that

19:19

way. You gotta take the time that you have

19:21

and you gotta do the absolute most that you

19:23

can with it. There's

19:29

actually one specific thing that

19:31

you can do. Your time,

19:34

it is the most conversation.

20:59

If the two of you can wear it out.

21:02

Can you come back the second night?

21:05

Just go on a lunch. In.

21:08

And number 427 weeks

21:11

to fill up a confirmation. You

21:24

It is an experience not to

21:26

be missed. You gotta pay that

21:28

part. The

21:31

cheese off the best thing you

21:33

day, ma'am. With

21:36

your sexuality achieved you can film

21:38

like that. Yes.

21:58

Let's take a think about finding

22:00

rings. And then

22:02

in this case, well, you'll get

22:04

to the more I want beautifully die

22:07

when you think about forever

22:10

and you gotta talk about them.

22:12

Bye. Are you gonna

22:15

be gone, ma'am? You too,

22:17

and have your breakfast forever.

22:20

Or are you gonna be like, hey,

22:22

this was nice. And

22:29

just do it with your heart.

22:32

You gotta day, ma'am.

23:04

Bye. Bye. Bye.

23:07

Bye. Yeah. Hi. I'm I'm

23:09

Michael Cruise King. And something I've learned

23:11

about grief is it sucks. And

23:13

it's not something you're supposed to talk about,

23:15

but we are going to talk about it.

23:18

Not just the hard parts but also the things

23:20

that made us laugh, the dumb stuff people

23:22

said, and the way we recovered

23:24

or didn't. It'll be funny, joyful

23:27

and sometimes really, really sad. And

23:29

that's okay. Season two of a good cry

23:31

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23:46

So,

23:46

yeah, the most worthwhile way you can spend your

23:49

time is going on a relationship journey with

23:51

the vampire,

23:51

the whole thing. Early sort of hot and

23:53

heavy phase, taking a year off to find

23:55

yourself coming back dating the vampire

23:57

seriously for three to five

23:59

years. That's right. Then deciding gonna join

24:01

them in an eternal waters on this plane.

24:03

And then you're really isn't gone. It's just more complex.

24:05

It's really vintages. Partner fights.

24:08

Sure. Because in what relationship aren't

24:10

everyone but

24:11

We provide a deepening of the thing. Exactly.

24:13

Because

24:13

you're willing to have the uncomfortable conversation

24:15

-- Right. -- to build that respect. On that We

24:17

got that. We always

24:18

say, if there ain't bikes, it

24:20

ain't Right. Yellow card could never.

24:22

Yellow card suck a dick. Suck

24:25

Olliebeam. What'd

24:27

you say? South All of Yim. Yim.

24:31

Yim. Yim. Right? You've been on the Internet

24:34

a lot

24:34

lately. Yeah. I've

24:36

been on I've been on all kinds of Internet.

24:38

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

24:40

Light net, dark net. Okay.

24:42

I

24:43

We don't talk about the light net enough. Yeah.

24:45

The light net's good. Yes.

24:47

People talk about the dark net. Baby

24:49

animals, Yes. tucking

24:51

each other -- Mhmm. recipes

24:53

--

24:54

Yes. --

24:54

kids getting excited for dogs that come

24:56

home. Yeah. Yeah. Like, Yeah.

24:59

That's good. I

25:50

cars away. Every

25:52

time I try. People

25:55

don't know this about dogs.

25:58

Actually, don't update us. Guys.

26:15

That is yourself greater than

26:17

ever before. I'm

26:41

not gonna tell. Is

27:42

it him? Is it him?

27:46

Who is that out son. Is

27:48

it him? Is it him? Is it him?

27:52

That's a random guy. Not

27:54

too. It's not with that. With

27:57

that, my pissed. That

27:59

is not my boy. Who is that?

28:02

I am going to die. Is that

28:04

my Does

28:39

anyone know who we were being

28:41

in that songs.

28:43

Some songs are written from the perspective

28:45

something else. Something else. Or

28:47

someone else or something else. Anyone

28:49

know. I I

28:50

heard a bunch of barks, which is dog for

28:52

dog. That's correct. Hey, Josh.

28:54

You guys are cool. You guys are cool. You guys are cool. No. We

28:56

installed dog door in our in our tour van

28:58

even though we didn't have a dog just because we were trying

29:00

to get some raccoons up in there.

29:02

Yeah.

29:05

They don't just come in apparently. You have to,

29:07

like, leave out food for them or something.

29:09

Recurrence. Yeah.

29:10

Yeah. Well, you've been trying for a long time.

29:12

I

29:12

saw the guy on the Internet with all the hot

29:14

dogs and like, we have hot dogs in the van

29:16

-- Yeah. -- raccoon will surely come into it to

29:18

get them.

29:18

Yeah.

29:19

But they were in the refrigerator.

29:20

Well, I don't know that all raccoons know about

29:22

hot dogs. I

29:23

think all Americans know about

29:24

Hotpeers. They don't know they

29:26

know that they exist, but they don't know what places

29:28

have them and don't.

29:29

I mean, Are you suggesting that, like, a true

29:31

wilderness raccoon knows what a hotdog

29:33

is? Fox, fly to the sun,

29:36

raccoons. Seek hot dogs

29:38

like their heat seeking

29:39

missiles. Right. Yeah. So your pod

29:41

said, yeah, a world of issue of hot dogs

29:43

are, like, a for your eye knowledge in

29:45

the brain of

29:45

heat.

29:46

I know. I

29:46

can't just pick up words up here --

29:48

You're

29:48

right. I did. -- expecting me to say that.

29:50

What did you say? Just exists before

29:53

anything else. Right. Like the idea of,

29:55

like, a circle What?

29:58

What

29:58

are you saying? We know what a circle is before

30:00

we learn it.

30:01

Can you imagine, like, maybe? Alright.

30:05

Some things just

30:06

never

30:06

seen a circle. Some things break your brain

30:08

when you think about them little too hard. Yeah.

30:12

The brain is a fragile thing. And

30:14

sometimes it gets blown.

30:20

Thank you, bubba. Thought about what time

30:23

it is before it is the

30:25

time. Have

30:27

you ever thought walking so where

30:30

did you walk in line?

30:32

Have you ever been on an escalator?

30:35

You go. We it down, put your up.

30:39

And then it stops, but you

30:41

can still move what's with that.

30:44

You ever shake it someone's hand and

30:46

you like? Is this tan really shaking

30:49

me? Have you ever

30:51

been so you

31:33

have a name for household pet.

31:35

What's the name for you? But

31:39

would the number we have but

31:47

maybe you could write even better.

32:35

The very nature of this

32:37

apology. The nature of the

32:39

apology. Sorry

32:42

or Marley's gift weekend. Sorry.

32:47

Not sorry. No.

32:50

Not at all. What? Because

32:52

we

33:22

And now everyone quietly

33:24

have your own silent. Quietly

33:27

stop your own. Silent.

33:30

Exactly. Now, inside. Inside

33:33

up your mouth. Now, you have the mouth

33:35

now. Right beside your magic.

33:46

Oh my god. Imagine why. This

33:53

sounds gonna cry. What

33:55

an insane idea. Imagine

33:57

that. You're getting into

34:00

my so. You

34:02

cannot steal. Daddy

34:04

say, God, you gotta fucking have

34:06

your home. Sorry.

34:36

Not sorry. You're welcome.

34:41

Thank you. Sorry

34:43

about it. You'll just kind of freak

34:45

me out, so I'm just gonna need a minute to kind of collect

34:48

myself.

34:48

Yeah. No worries. You take it Moshe. I know

34:50

that thought was so That one was

34:52

the clown.

34:53

But then the clown cries. What the fuck?

34:56

What

34:56

the fuck meal? Why did he cry?

34:58

And now I have a thousand more questions. We

35:00

don't have to ask them if it's not our thought.

35:02

That's not our thought. Sometimes the rug gets pulled

35:04

out of your entire point of view. And

35:06

you just walk right through a glass

35:08

darkly. And then you're walking on the twisted

35:10

side of things. Whoa. Sorry.

35:13

Not sorry. Up is down and down is up. Well,

35:15

listen. I'm so sorry

35:17

that us a world famous band are gonna have

35:19

to stop playing music

35:20

soon. But but don't worry.

35:23

Before we do.

35:23

We have time for one more. So

35:25

again, from someone who has never seen us before

35:27

Like a request of maybe one of the sun she's

35:29

heard, but you just raise your hand or no?

35:31

Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite of our songs?

35:34

Lip gloss.

35:35

Right. This is one of

35:37

our deepest and most complex

35:41

Yes. I'm I'm sorry there aren't

35:43

more chairs because this one is a think Yeah.

35:46

You're

35:47

gonna wanna mow this one over.

37:26

In the bathroom together. This

37:30

last year of school Gonna

37:33

be together forever. And

37:37

we have done everything.

37:50

Put you right in the corner of

37:52

my hair alone. I

37:56

saved you on hold.

38:48

We got it. But

38:50

right there in the game book

38:52

down. I said you too. Good to be

38:54

for doctor. So

39:05

airy and dry. There's still

39:07

a way to make it wet on

39:12

the amazing time in because

40:52

of lights shining, the distance,

40:56

across the sky does fall. We

41:00

need to wear and I'm all down.

41:29

Don't talk about my friend that

41:31

way. Every

41:34

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