Welcome to the first Off Piste LOST PIECE - segments of podcasts previously lost to time... until now. Years ago, an episode of ours got completely corrupted apart from about the last 8 or so minutes and as such never saw the light of day. Unti

#214: The What the Frik One

Feb 10th, 2020 32m 39s

The Men in Black have a globe-spanning roster of galaxy defending agents performing a whole number of tasks to keep the Earth safe - most of whom we never see in action. So who should the Men in Black add to their ranks to bolster Earth's defen

#213: The Apple Juice Planet One

Feb 3rd, 2020 33m 5s

It's not quite Mother's Day yet, but on this week's Off Piste the crew are looking out for their mums by treating them to a day out. Unfortunately, due to limited travel options, they're forced to take them to a place where villains live or oth

#212: The Nile Cruise One

Jan 27th, 2020 30m

On this week's Off Piste, the crew are talking... podcasts? Things take a turn for the meta as the discussion turns to fictional characters that should have *their* own podcasts, but who would they be? And what would their shows be about? Would

#211: The Relaxed Type Fish One

Jan 20th, 2020 33m 5s

Sometimes you have those days that just beat the hell out of you and you can't wait to get home as a result. But what if no one's there to make you feel better once you return home? No one wants that. Even a bad guy for comfort and support woul

#210: The Survey Corpse One

Jan 13th, 2020 30m 16s

If there's one thing that The Hobbit's climactic Battle of the Five Armies clearly needed, it was one more army added to it. You know, to make it a nice even number of armies. But which army should be the all-important sixth army in the battle?

#209: The Japanese 'Nus Blast One

Jan 6th, 2020 31m 19s

Off Piste 5.0 kicks off with 2020's inaugural episode and this week the crew are looking for a bit of escapism. With Narnia, some kids got to leave the looming threats of their own world behind and travel to a new magical one through their ward

#208: The Change Tull's Mind One

Dec 30th, 2019 30m 20s

As 2019 draws to a close and another year of Off Piste comes to an end, another opportunity for reflection presents itself. As such, 2019's final Off Piste sees Tull joined by Rebecca and Mitra as they each provide answers to Off Piste question

#207: The Grinchy Blinders One

Dec 23rd, 2019 31m 42s

Christmas has come to Off Piste once again and the spirits are running high - the original trio are back together again! But there are always those who would seek to ruin the festivities of this time of year. A new Grinch is coming to Whoville,

#206: The Inaugural Bog Blog One

Dec 16th, 2019 31m 6s

Many a foolhardy criminal have tried to kill the Batman and all (most?) have failed. But has the Dark Knight ever encountered... the Off Piste Crew? Killing the Bat is the objective on this week's episode, but how will the crew achieve this lof

#205: The DragonHonk One

Dec 9th, 2019 30m 47s

With such a wide range of different video games out there, you've got to think that some characters would be better suited for certain games than others. Problem is, they might not necessarily belong to those games. With that in mind, which vid

#204: The Douchey Hulk Car One

Dec 2nd, 2019 30m 5s

There's never a bad time to go on a good old fashioned road trip with friends. Friends that you have a great bond with and of whom you could never get bored of their company or wish that you were on such a trip with anyone else. So with this ev

#203: The French Space Monks One

Nov 25th, 2019 31m 40s

Drugs. They've got to be stopped. Well, the illegal ones anyway. The war on drugs has been raging for centuries with little actual success. But which fictional characters could change all that? The Off Piste crew are naming their candidates but

#202: The Armpit Aftertaste One

Nov 18th, 2019 30m 52s

'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!' is back to force a bunch of "celebrities" to shove various animals genitals and carcasses in their mouths for the British public's enjoyment, but what if the feast in the Bushtucker Trial could include fic

#201: The Travolta's Alibi One

Nov 11th, 2019 30m 39s

Bonfire Night has been and gone in the UK, where the nation comes together to celebrate a momentous terrorism screw-up. Much like how the Gunpowder Plot had a fall guy, who should be the fall guy(s) for the Off Piste crew's nefarious schemes? F

#200: The Billy Baleen One

Nov 4th, 2019 1h 1m

Well, we did it. Off Piste has reached 200 episodes! To celebrate this milestone that we have somehow reached, this special anniversary episode is AN HOUR LONG. Twice the content, twice the laughs, twice the hot nonsense that arises when the cr

#199: The Were-Oxudercidae One

Oct 28th, 2019 32m 48s

It's that time of year again! Spooktoberween is here and the frights begin anew on Off Piste as the gang find themselves afflicted by the emergence of the full moon. But what creatures are they transforming into under the full moon's glare? Rip

#198: The Super Stretch Bryony One

Oct 21st, 2019 31m 16s

You've got a friend in OP this week as the Off Piste crew become toys in order to fit in with Woody and Buzz's gang. But which toys do they become? How do they fit into the group? And what adventures do they get themselves into? Find out as Luc

#197: The Sentient Tattoo One

Oct 14th, 2019 31m 35s

Sometimes it would be nice in life to have that one person who's always in your corner, bigging you up and hyping you as the next big thing in life. Managers in wrestling and boxing do just that, so who would be your manager as you go through d

#196: The Ending Bugs' Lives One

Oct 7th, 2019 30m 53s

As Pixar's A Bug's Life makes abundantly clear, it isn't easy to live a bug's life. But there are many opportunities to be had in the big (small) city, so how would the Off Piste crew live A Bug's Life? And what kind of bugs would they be? Take

Off Piste Presents: TULL Talk

Sep 30th, 2019 50m 22s

This week sees a departure from the normal format and not at all because the boys couldn't get together to record, breaking a 195-week unbroken run of regular episodes. Nope. But fear not, you won't be left empty handed! Instead of a normal epi

#195: The Holey Wall Boys One

Sep 23rd, 2019 27m 50s

The Declaration of Independence has got to be stolen. It just has to. How is Nic Cage going to find the National Treasure otherwise? Question is, which fictional characters are going to help him in stealing the hallowed document? Load up the he

#194: The We Are All Potato One

Sep 16th, 2019 28m 30s

The plan for the Area 51 Raid, the meme of the summer that obviously is absolutely going to happen after the meme lost steam months ago, is for thousands of anime nerds to Naruto run directly at heavy fire from the US military in order to free

#193: The Anti-Prayer Gun One

Sep 9th, 2019 31m 38s

With the MCU's Asgard long since destroyed and Thor now hanging out with the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Off Piste boys thought it'd be a good idea to inject a new mythological presence into Marvel's Cinematic Universe. But which mythological

#192: The Fastidiously Clean One

Sep 2nd, 2019 28m 47s

Pixar's Ratatouille is the charming tale of how no human can possibly dream of being able to cook as well as a rat can, but considering the rats' abilities to make the incompetent no longer struggle, which characters could do with having their