0:02

I asked a Starbucks barista why she was

0:04

wearing a face mask. She said

0:07

it's a coffee filter. Got

0:11

the nicest compliment at the local cafe

0:13

today. The barista looked right at me

0:16

and said skinny, flat white,

0:18

That diet is really paying off, but I really

0:20

need to work on my town. You

0:27

shouldn't move barista's tools. They

0:29

might lose their tamper. What

0:37

is the most common language spoken for Starbucks

0:40

baristas? Hebrew, What

0:47

do you call an Italian barista with Alzheimer's?

0:50

Avagato. I

0:56

asked the barista for a light roast. She

0:58

told me pigeons have thicker legs than I do.

1:05

What did the Espresso say when the barista

1:07

asked if he was sick? I'm not

1:09

sick. I'm just a little coffee. Pty

1:21

did the barista get a raise? They

1:23

earned Pty.

1:29

think the barista at Starbucks has a crush on

1:31

me. Every time I am there, she

1:33

keeps yelling tall hot chocolate. My

1:42

barista handed me my latte apologized.

1:45

Sorry, we don't have any more sleeves Pty which

1:47

I responded. No worries.

1:49

You have the right to bare arms. I

1:56

went to a coffee shop and asked a barista for

1:58

their mildest rust. He said,

2:01

you have very average years. Asked

2:07

the barista if the dark roast was good.

2:10

The barista replied, some people say

2:12

it tastes like dirt, but what did they expect?

2:14

It was ground this morning. Did

2:21

you hear about that Jewish barista? Hebrews

2:24

really good coffee. What

2:32

did the terminator say after he got his coffee?

2:35

Oscar Barista baby. Why

2:41

can't you trust a clumsy barista? They're

2:44

always spilling the beans. What

2:48

do baristas in space get paid with?

2:51

Starbucks. A

2:58

man walks into Starbucks and asks for three

3:00

hundred fifty four milliliters of coffee.

3:03

The barista says, well, that's a

3:05

tall order. I'm

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there. I'm Laura Lice Stewart, friend

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of Bob's. Here are some random

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shower thoughts to contemplate throughout today.

4:19

One brick is great for attacking, yet

4:21

many bricks are better at defending. When

4:27

it snows, snowmen see their

4:29

flesh falling out of nowhere. When

4:35

in your mid thirties, you are only

4:37

considered young if you die. A

4:43

polka dot shirt is a striped shirt,

4:45

but instead of running horizontally or

4:47

vertically they run-in the third

4:49

dimension. Mister

4:54

Bean is the type of guy who led his intrusive

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thoughts win.

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Hope you enjoyed these. See you

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tomorrow.