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This is

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a Rooster Teeth production.

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He's trying to

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say that you're operating at

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minimal capacity.

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I didn't say minimal. Hello everybody. Welcome

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to Off Topic. I'm your host Joe. Today

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we got Alfredo,

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Michael, Trevor. Did you skip her? I'm

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saving the best for last. But it's still weird because

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it panned across her. Exactly.

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That's when people go, wait, who is that? And then you introduce,

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and you build up. Shut up, Trevor. And our special

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guest, Fuya. Fuya, long time friend.

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You

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might have seen Fuya from Survive

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Block Island, season two,

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Meltdown. Or

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just in a ton of mongoose. Or in a bunch of mongoose. I'm not

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quite sure. Yeah, yeah. A ton

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of mongoose. They can actually see you in Survive Block Island. I should have done

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a picture of myself. You're the duck. Yeah. Yeah,

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you should have worn a beret. It was a duck, yeah, with like a military outfit. I was the

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combat duck. That scared me. He's

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not feeling very well. And I, at 100%, am at Michael's capacity. And I'm

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at Michael's capacity. And I'm at Michael's capacity. And I'm at Michael's

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capacity. And I'm at Michael's capacity.

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And

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it's the best time ever because Gavin and I have done

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nothing but film for three days straight. And

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so I've just been doing that. We

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finish a video. drinking a bunch of cold

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medicine, you know, just like a quick,

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like, you know, like... Drunks?

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That's

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what you got. Oh, yeah. Just like,

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do you get through? Do you get through? Do you know

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what

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I mean? And I was just like,

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first I was like, I can't do off topic. That's

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the best one. First I was like, I can't do off topic.

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And then I went, I'll do it. But

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let Joe host. And I'll just sit here. Okay,

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see that's all different. It reacts quicker.

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Oh, it's true. In your ass? Oh,

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yeah, yeah, yeah. That's time to the same. Yeah, people

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are getting... It's very fun. They

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squeeze hard. People are like, in the hospital because

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they're like,

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so tampons and like vodka

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and shit. Why would they soak it in shit?

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Well, vodka and shit. Good

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job, Trevor. I got you. Good job,

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sorry. No, but that's real. I don't know

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why people would do that. I don't mean because they

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want to consume faster. That's

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just drinking. It hits your system faster. And you can

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much more quickly overdose or

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overdo it because there's no... Stop

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that. It's just going and going. And then you're

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like,

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why don't people put coffee up their ass? It's

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like, what is it? Coffee in a movie? Enamas,

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yeah. Oh, I know coffee excavates

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my ass. Like I take a little sip and I go, oh,

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look at the second twos of the morning. I'm going to think it's

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like excavate. There you go. It looks

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around like, does it hit harder? I

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was thinking. It's the same dosage. It's not

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entirely raw. So it doesn't get processed through your body. It

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goes straight into your bloodstream. And like cleans you

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up. That's why people do butt chucks. Has anyone here done a butt chug

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before? No. Explain it. Have

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you butt chucked? I've never seen it. A chug is like, what's

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up, bro? Just walk before us. He has walk before

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us. He has walk before us. So

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if you do this... No, you don't do like that, Trevor. If

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you go handstand on the wall. Handstand

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on the wall. So you handstand on the wall, you're upside down.

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Right.

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Put a beer bottle, just

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a little bit in your butthole and then you... Wait,

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so you're talking about the tornado chug? What are you talking

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about? Tornado chug? It's like the squeezes,

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like

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this is... That's it. Imitating the

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squeezing of your butt cheeks. So honestly, the

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real... Guys, just drink it. You wanted

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to do a- Yeah, I'ma do this. I'll be honest,

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the real interesting

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portion isn't the fact that Joe wants

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to do a butt chug. It's

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which one of your bros said yes to

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helping you with the butt chug? I've never done the butt

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chug. Okay. I have helped someone. He's

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only helped. You helped. I

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have actually helped someone. He's helped a suspicious amount.

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Well, like, Joe walks in and- Dude, when you get in

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a butt chug, I'm trying to butt chug. Don't

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air me. I'm trying to. I

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always hug. No one helps me. I'm a good bro.

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I'm a good bro. I'll shove a beer bottle in the ass. I'll

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do it. Don't do it. It's dangerous because

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it doesn't actually like- It doesn't actually get processed.

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Save your

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assholes for things like penises and dildos.

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Don't put beer and drugs up them. There's plenty

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of things that can act as- I'm just saying. I'm

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just saying. I'm just saying that you

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can just- Your bottle can be- You can just drink. Whatever.

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My birthday butt chug me. I'm just saying. I don't want

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the Alfredo to do this. I don't want to turn this into-

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Go ahead.

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Happy birthday. Yeah. He told me it

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was the 14th. It is the 14th. It is the 14th.

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Today.

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It's the 14th. It's today. It

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just gets very confusing. Look, I'm a content

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creator. It's a birthday stream. I stream.

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Did I get birthday this all day? Did I get gas? No

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birthday today. No birthday today. But the birthday stream

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is- Remember the stream. Remember the stream. Okay, okay, my

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birthday stream. Come on, my birthday stream.

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God damn right. And guess what? It's stuck.

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Fuyu, you know this man is the best. Right, I know. I don't

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know his birthday. His birthday's today. Okay.

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Someone told me it was the 14th. I mean, I have absolutely

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been saying it incorrectly on purpose. I've been

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going around saying, his birthday stream's the 14th. That's

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his birthday.

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Oh, the stream. Yeah,

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he's been promoting his birthday stream, which

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is on the 14th, which is not his birthday, but

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I've just conflated the two and I keep

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saying it. I've been telling him happy birthday every day.

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I see it.

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Which has been a lot of it. I've been lied to.

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I know he sits like seven. He's

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been like, hey, happy birthday. We

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had, we like, we, a lot of times when we play games,

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it was with the group people. Yeah, mine. Big, huge groups.

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It was during like a Chills Lobby. There's like 12 of us in

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there. And Foolie just goes, hey, happy

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birthday. And everyone just goes,

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happy birthday! Happy birthday, happy

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birthday! This sick fuck always

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has my stream up. So it's just like

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watching my stream. Look at

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me just go, god damn you. You

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can't.

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I go to be doing that. You just can't keep posting the

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words, my birthday, my birthday, my birthday,

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day after day. I can't. And not

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expecting. See, you can. But you can't and

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expect people to not think it's your birthday. You

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can't. Oh, I get that. Is

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it your birthday today or is it the 14th? It's the 14th. Okay.

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It's both. Joe, just clarify things. It's the

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14th. I was telling him in the hallway, like who's gaslighting

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me? I want to know which one of it is. I think

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you really think my birthday's today? Who's

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a fool? I was like, I

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was like, I was talking to Alfredo on the hallway.

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And I'm like, dude, I hear your birthday's 14th. I've

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seen the tweets. He's like, who can tweet? And I'm

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like, you, you've been fucking tweeting it. Who's being

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tweeted? I don't have it since my birthday. That's

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a, that's a, that's a Twitch notification. Right,

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but it pushes out too. Well, maybe whatever. It

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might not. It's probably a notification. I

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don't use social media. I'm already a dinosaur. It's

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all tweets to me. Your birthday's

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today. God damn it. Happy birthday,

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Cameron, why did you tell him? Did you think it was a 14? Did

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you just fuck? Birthday's a 14. Birthday's a 14. Can

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I say, I asked him specifically, is his birthday

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today or is it the 14th? This is, this brings

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me to a great point. Cameron

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has really been killing it for

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a while, a couple months.

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You know, first couple months, I was like, this guy's not gonna

7:44

last. Don't really like his attitude.

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I kept that inside, but. Well,

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it's very out now. He's like, I thought I hated that guy. You know, I was,

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that was early on. But since last

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week,

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I think that was the joke, because then

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it would imply I didn't like him up to last week.

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Anyway, the joke is I still don't like him. And

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he's standing right there. He's

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just being real casual. Cameron, Cameron's been killing

8:08

it.

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Cameron is like, we got like number

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one, Jaron and Cameron for like all

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the long streams we've been doing for like the

8:15

overnight streams and shit. And like especially

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like filming a bunch of stuff last week and into this week.

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It's been a lot of just like one on one coordination,

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which is awesome when it's stuff like, oh me and Gavin

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are filming all week. And so the conversation is like, oh, we

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can do this. And we can do that or whatever. And then

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we start really getting into it. And then Cameron and I

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started talking about like exercising and shit. And

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then we

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even have the same shoes on today. Oh.

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Oh. And we're the same fucking size. It

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is. He just had here. You're rocking

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some deeds. He just has the white strip.

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I don't. Because you're normally a Nike. Oh, is that

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the strap? Well, here's what it is. These are my workout

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shoes that I only wear at home. And I forgot.

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So now I have so many. Oh, no. So they're dirty.

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Now I have to buy a new pair. Guess who I'm buying

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another pair for when I get it. They're $15 shoes.

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Cameron. Nice. So

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I feel like in the last like. You praise me for buying

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him shoes. In the last like

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two weeks especially. I feel like we've

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really been sinking Cameron right. But this is completely

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one sided. Do

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you feel so. You went like the feel. So

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OK. He's synced to you. It's so synced.

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I didn't realize I didn't follow him. And I did like yesterday.

9:20

Oh, really.

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He didn't tell me. Let me check. I'm

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going to check. I'm going to check. I just want to check. I

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bet you don't. I'm going to check. While you're at it,

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check his birthday. Yeah, I'll check it. I'm going

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to check. You guys can lie to me. So I'm going to

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check. You wouldn't have never lies. There's only truth on Twitter.

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But anyway. Believe

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every tweet you see, Joe, will go far. In

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life. In life, yeah. Cameron, how old are you, Sam? I

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don't know the advice. How old are you? I'm older. Oh, you

9:43

actually care or something? Baby boy. Cameron, what is that? He's

9:45

already in the ring. Oh, he's already there. You

9:48

had your pinky. Like you went like this.

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You went like this. And then you went.

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I was going to get. I mean, I have slid

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up a little bit. It sounded like this. I

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thought he was like 27, 28. What is it?

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Trevor's over there trying.

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I'm trying to find out what Cameron's chocolate is.

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Yeah. That's the chocolate, right? Yeah, that's it.

10:05

Yeah, I feel like you've asked so many times. Yeah,

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you do? I just can't remember. As of when? Two

10:10

seconds ago? All right, anyway. Four. Okay.

10:13

This has gone off the rails already. So you have

10:15

to talk the right way. Did you leave a trip for that? Yeah. I

10:18

had to pay for that too. No,

10:20

but it's like six dollars. I still

10:22

like to go and get a cookie. Let

10:25

me also bring this up. This is great. So

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you visited a couple

10:30

months ago. Yep. And it was like

10:32

a real short trip and you were in and out.

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And I think the day you got here, I was leaving. Or

10:37

that was a different time. I just remember texting in the airport at one point. But

10:40

anyway, it's like, oh, I hope

10:42

we can come back and do stuff or whatever. We

10:44

had a lot of fun in Survive Block Island. That

10:46

was great until I didn't use my totem on you. That

10:49

was unfortunate, but it happens. It happens,

10:51

you know. But I'm like,

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we've talked a lot. Oh man, when

10:56

next time you're in town, yeah, we should do something, do whatever.

10:58

I

10:58

was like, okay, cool. And then you texted me. We

11:01

were talking and you were just like, hey, am I gonna see you

11:03

soon? You raided me. So I thanked you.

11:05

And then I'm like, oh, I'm coming to Austin. Like, well, I see you. Right,

11:07

but you didn't say that. I'm coming to Austin. You just said like,

11:10

oh, hey, we're gonna hang soon?

11:12

And I was like, yeah. You're like, cool,

11:15

whatever.

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And then, do, do, do, do, do, I'm talking

11:18

to Alfredo, I don't know, Tuesday? And he's like, yeah,

11:20

so I'm just like talking to Fuyu. I'm like, oh, is she coming

11:23

to town? And he's like, oh, she's here. I'm

11:27

like, I'm gonna have to find myself some notes. I disappeared.

11:30

Literally, I literally yelled

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out loud. I was like, god damn it, Alfredo.

11:35

Stop having one-on-one conversation. I

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had no fucking idea you were coming. And he's like, and

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then, like, yesterday, he's like, yeah, she might off

11:43

topic tomorrow. I was like, gee, is? Oh, I mean, that's a good idea.

11:46

He literally didn't mention any

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of it. I'm just kind of straight up like, no, tell

11:50

him right now. I got a little righty. Oh,

11:52

wait. What is it, you're gonna be here?

11:54

Got these things lined up. Michael,

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it was a statement. I was like, I will see you soon. No,

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I think so.

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And that's why it was so much in

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your voice. It wasn't, I will

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see you soon. It was, I will see you soon. You won't see me.

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I'll see you. Yeah, exactly. I'm

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outside your window, by the way. Yeah, your

12:11

furniture looks great from out here. Oh, nothing,

12:13

not gonna go. Actually, since it

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is Fredo's birthday,

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I was told that Fuya got Alfredo

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a little something something for his

12:22

birthday. I'll be honest, that scares

12:24

me. Is it a butt chug thing? It's a

12:26

good thing. It's a butt chug. There's context to it though

12:28

that I gotta talk about. Okay, wait,

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there's context, there's context. Okay, so what's

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the context? Oh, they're giving, no, mine

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comes out later. Oh, your comes out? This

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is yours. This is mine? No, this is Fuya's. That's

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not mine. Yeah, this is the one that Fuya

12:41

got. Okay,

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here we go. What's it say? Oh, right, that's the

12:44

other one I got. I'm putting it in. That's it's over head.

12:46

Oh, perfect, this is for me? Wait,

12:48

what does it say? This is, this says, wow,

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Fuya got me a cake. Wow. Did

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you believe it? Wow, it was totally

12:56

Fuya that put this together. It

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says, hold on now, it says happy birthday.

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Uh-oh, second best siege

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player. Fuya. From

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Fuya. Wow. I wanted them to put first,

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I don't know why they put second. I don't understand, why does

13:09

it say second? We both have the same trophy.

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We both have the same baby trophy. We only have different ranks

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though. That's the same, the rank is the same.

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One of them kind of fell off though, right? Which

13:19

one? Yeah, which one? Hold on, hold

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on. Hold on now. I mean, Fuya got you

13:23

the cakes, obviously she's saying that you're the one that fell

13:25

off.

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And you have fallen off a little bit. Yeah,

13:29

but like. You were wearing gloves lately.

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You got second. You have a charm though. Yeah, second

13:33

is little. I do have a charm. I do have a charm.

13:36

Okay, well. I mean like. Save

13:38

this till the 14th and then you eat it. That's true. I

13:41

mean you could put like charm player, creator

13:43

cup winner. There's not enough. This man's complaining about

13:45

a birthday cake. That's just. It's just second best

13:47

cake. It's not even a birthday. Second best. Second

13:50

best. It's not even your birthday. It's more time than one

13:52

cake. This is second best. This

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is awesome.

13:55

I will eat it, thank you. My

13:57

favorite part. Well, you know. I

14:00

just pissed flavored. That's the icing my favorite part

14:02

too is the message is great and very

14:05

sentimental It's that normally

14:08

it says the person's name on it. It says your

14:10

name on it Look

14:17

okay, it looks nice So

14:21

wait, this isn't the thing. No,

14:22

this is the thing. No, this is this was definitely the thing The

14:26

other things not over there, right?

14:28

What's the what's the context for the I'll

14:30

give the context and I don't think he remembers it

14:33

But there was a conversation that happened over the weekend and

14:35

I hold on to like the smallest things and it forget

14:37

the biggest Things so this is a very small thing. I held

14:40

on to I had to go

14:42

into HEB. I had to bring in a big picture of it

14:44

I had to get like a manager's approval

14:46

of It's

14:49

not that crazy, but if you will remember but do

14:51

you have any idea what it might be

14:53

Is it a buff frog? No, I

14:55

wish that's a good idea. Okay, it's not a buff frog.

14:58

It's uh, I'd rather you just The

15:06

page wasn't my idea the HEB

15:09

had had it covered

15:23

I'm gonna open it away from Fredo. Why?

15:25

Oh, no. Sorry. I was just

15:31

Okay,

15:33

what is this it's not just a cake what is

15:35

it?

15:53

Okay, so Saturday

15:55

we played Mario Party it was

15:59

myself, Jackie, Lexi,

16:02

and Funa. And obviously things

16:04

got off the rails. And we

16:06

started talking about like Kirby

16:09

for some reason.

16:09

There's a video that you showed

16:11

all of us. We start talking

16:12

about it. We were like, whoa. We started talking

16:14

about Kirby. And I was like, have you guys seen the

16:16

animation of Kirby just sucking

16:19

away? And they're like, no. And so

16:21

like I texted this to all

16:23

of them. There is sucking away. And there was an actual

16:26

like

16:27

five second animation of

16:29

Kirby just like, ooh, ooh, ooh,

16:31

ooh. Someone's hand. It's literally

16:33

like someone animated it and everything. And

16:36

then he's just sucking. I mean like, bro. It's

16:39

a hand. Bro, it's a hand. It's just a hand. So

16:41

this is can Kirby? But Kirby's lips,

16:43

I'm telling you, man. You can just see

16:45

it animate around that hand. He's like a tongue at one point.

16:48

Yeah, and it's like, ooh. And

16:50

it's so funny. If anyone wants to own

16:52

that picture, just look up Kirby sucking

16:54

away. Right. Google is definitely

16:56

popping out.

16:57

So yeah, I think it's a little. It's

16:59

a little much to cover. Just a simple,

17:03

just a... The card looks like a hand. But

17:07

this is

17:07

Texas. Okay. And we're in books

17:09

here. Okay.

17:10

We're in books. We're

17:12

in a show. We're gonna start ripping up the

17:15

roads. We're gonna get rid of cars. It goes back to horses

17:17

only. I had to go in with a printed picture. So

17:19

I was like, can I get this on a cake? And one guy

17:21

held it. He's like, can we put this on a cake? Like,

17:24

is this Kirby? Is this Kirby? No, she's not.

17:26

Is this Kirby? This is Kirby? It's not a thing.

17:29

It's

17:29

not a thing. Here's all you do. You go, you

17:31

just say, you go, that's a woman.

17:33

And they're like, yeah, we can make that. Oh, okay. We

17:36

can make this one. That's good, then. Could be a man or a

17:38

woman. I don't know. Don't tell them

17:40

that. Oh, yeah. It's here in Texas. You

17:42

can't remember. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

17:44

The great, great, great, great, great. Yeah, I want the karate.

17:47

Yeah. That's fucking cool.

17:49

That is awesome. You just suck it away. I got it.

17:52

So is that an arm? You are fucked by the way. It's an arm.

17:55

Yeah, you got to see this picture.

17:57

I

17:57

got Jackie in on it. So it's red velvet. It

18:00

is my favorite. Yeah, but it's unfortunate because you can't eat

18:02

it. That's awesome. You have to put it in a shadow

18:04

box. You

18:07

know what the funny thing is? I was telling

18:10

Cameron, I think it was Tuesday,

18:12

I was like, how quickly can we put something

18:14

on a cake and get it to like immediately?

18:17

He's like, oh, pretty fast. So my

18:19

original plan, and I just forgot

18:21

about it, was to literally pull

18:23

up a picture of you thumbing up or something like that,

18:26

and then just have it be like, you

18:28

and your face

18:29

and your picture on the cake saying, you're the

18:32

best person like that, like from

18:35

FUYA, and then just bring it here and be like, wow, you

18:37

got me a birthday

18:38

cake. Here you go, your YouTube birthday

18:40

cake. You can't let people take a picture and put them on their

18:42

shirt and then go and talk to them. It's crazy because

18:44

you see that and you're like, whoa, I can't believe it. Because

18:47

usually someone comes in with a picture of a soccer ball.

18:49

Yeah, like something cute. Can you put this football

18:51

on my son's cake? Or can you put this Kirby

18:53

Suck on this guy's hand? Like a family hug. Are we

18:56

allowed to do this? I love when it keeps

18:58

cutting. It keeps cutting. It's amazing.

19:01

It looks the line. It's the eyes

19:03

of the Kirby that really says they're weird.

19:05

To me, it's that lip that

19:07

overhangs the head. Who do I need

19:09

to slack this to so that you see the animation on it?

19:12

Tyler, probably. Tyler.

19:14

Because let me tell you, the

19:16

animation is so good. I

19:20

thought about taking screenshots and doing

19:22

an entire storyboard

19:25

on the cake. It's involving. Dude,

19:28

you just mentioned this and I was thinking about it. But there's

19:30

like the man on the street style

19:33

sketches where people take a photo of somebody

19:35

while they're talking to them. Somebody runs around back and

19:37

prints out a shirt with it. I've seen that on TikTok

19:40

too, where people watch a live stream, take

19:42

a screenshot, move it into another app,

19:44

add a glasses, add a smile, and

19:46

then come back and go, we look just the same.

19:48

And just to see people's reactions, one woman

19:51

instantly was like, nah, you're ugly

19:53

as fuck. And then just moved on. I was like,

19:55

oh, self-owned. But most people,

19:58

they go, wait, what?

19:59

I saw one where this girl didn't say anything.

20:02

She's

20:02

like, oh, no. Oh, no. Whoa.

20:05

Whoa. Whoa. That's

20:07

why. That's the best animation of Kirby. Dude,

20:09

it's so good. Yeah. It's

20:12

the eye open. Dude, it's the slight eye open. Look

20:15

at that eye. It's the slight eye open. It's rolling

20:17

back. It's the hand. It's the hand. It's the

20:19

hand. Look at his eye open. It's

20:22

another thing. It's the hand. I think it's Vegeta.

20:24

You can lightly see the tongue. I

20:26

can't see that. This eye slightly opens. You

20:28

can tell it's looking off in a way. He's like,

20:31

oh. Yeah. He's sucking Vegeta's

20:33

arm.

20:34

I just want to let you know we don't have audio for this, but

20:36

I know the audio of this clip, and it is awful.

20:39

Yeah, Tyler. Bet you do know the audio. Tyler goes

20:41

into eight yard. Yeah, I bet you do know.

20:43

Does it sound like, oh, oh,

20:44

oh. I think Kirby gags for a second. He's like,

20:46

oh, oh, oh. Oh, god. I

20:50

showed that to them, and they were like, bro, what the

20:53

fuck? And just like this podcast,

20:55

it derailed Mario Party.

20:57

That's the real Kirby game.

21:00

We announced tears of the kingdom, and now they got this

21:02

new Kirby game coming. Wow. Thank you.

21:04

Sucks of the kingdom. This is the dragon ball game. Tears

21:07

of the kingdom comes out tomorrow. Or tonight.

21:09

Yeah, it does. That's crazy.

21:11

I mean, I'll play it. I'm definitely going to play it. Yeah.

21:14

I'll just go, hmm. Make a real one, please.

21:16

Your life has to be just.

21:17

I'm a cranky baby boy. You should

21:19

just cut out the middle. I'm a cranky

21:21

baby boy, damn it. Listen to me. Can I have

21:23

at it, or shall you be the only carver? Oh, no, no,

21:26

no. I want you to come back to the

21:28

cake, and it was just the sheet, because you just closed it. I'm

21:30

a cranky baby boy, and I'm going

21:32

to complain, like a millennial, I

21:35

want my Zelda back.

21:37

Give me my Zelda back. Is it? What's your

21:39

favorite brand? OK, Breath of the Wild, and shove it up your asshole. OK,

21:42

Skyward Sword sucked. It's

21:44

been forever. Your final fantasying it now.

21:47

Breath of the Wild is good, but it's

21:50

not traditional. You're Zelda. You go

21:52

through the dungeons. You get the thing. Two

21:54

in a row, outrageous.

21:56

What if they're redefining what Zelda

21:58

is now? They're not.

21:59

Well, okay, well, what was the best

22:02

or was last time final fan? 13 was

22:06

also actually pretty good. Go to hell. I say time.

22:08

No, but but I'll give 12 credit I

22:11

really got into it, but I know it was like I think I was just

22:13

a little too dumb for it at the time But I'll

22:15

say 12 is less good with 13. You're out of your fucking mind

22:17

Why you know what you didn't like lightning you like

22:19

it because of how old you are. That's the only reason

22:22

you know Like it's still the boy is still the and you

22:24

were like this is great It's terrible and it's

22:26

three parts and it's like all you beat

22:28

the first game It's the same character, but we're gonna go a thousand

22:30

years and if it's all just asinine. All

22:32

right, all I'm saying It's asinine to you know

22:34

when you're a kid and you're like I want the balloons or I

22:37

want my name and that's what they're Do

22:39

I got be day out? That'd

22:49

be good, that's called phantom hourglass They're

22:52

talking about Why

22:54

the princess was good This is not one of my favorites, but that in

22:57

my opinion that was like the last traditional

22:59

like Zelda

22:59

like they really started getting weird In Skyrim sword that's

23:02

traditional. I just don't like it Breath

23:04

of the Wild is great. I just like when they announced

23:07

the two I was like it's got like four

23:09

more years

23:10

I could be dead any minute now, but

23:12

you won't be in for but I could be Me

23:19

being a Zelda guy I'm not at all

23:20

I'm just like yeah,

23:22

but you know me suck that piece of cake. I'm not gonna

23:25

be miserable It's just it's it's a fun

23:27

to me It's more of a fun game and not a Zelda

23:29

game like I don't even really count it as a Zelda

23:31

game It's just it could be skinned as anything

23:33

eyes the time it would be the exact same game Yeah,

23:35

can we get into Fredo real quick? Can you just punch in there?

23:39

Not me That's

23:46

me someone called you a goat

23:48

nobody told me Like

23:51

golem

23:59

Sorry, I'm just stretching my... It's

24:02

the Kirby Effect. Oh, yeah, it is the Kirby

24:04

Effect. Oh, well, cake off. I

24:06

don't know. The cake is terrible. Well, that's from an animation.

24:08

I love that. No, it's great. Joe,

24:11

this is... What is this turned into?

24:14

So what are you doing in town? What are you doing? Anything

24:16

fun you talk about? You're talking about your... Anything

24:19

to promote? I was on Barred Podcasts yesterday. Well, we'll

24:21

talk about her podcast. This is my podcast. Oh, he's open.

24:23

You're not even hosting it. No, it's still Michael's...

24:26

It's still Michael's. You see how little he's talking? He's

24:28

worried about the cake. No, Trevor is just

24:30

sitting here insulting our guest's cake. Right.

24:32

He was repeating what I said. Oh, fuck you,

24:35

Michael. I

24:37

just lost between my dad and... Because

24:39

we had baked it herself. Yeah, I put

24:41

hard effort into this. She put the fucking

24:44

germany and sucked an egg down there. She put

24:46

it down. You're the principal. You're like,

24:48

you're going to eat another cake. You're

24:49

going to like it. You're going to eat more. I bring

24:51

out another one in a different scene. I

24:55

don't keep eating. Oh, no. Watch

24:57

the reboot, Matilda. I have not seen

24:59

that. I didn't even know they were trying that. I see scenes where it looks

25:01

good. I was trying to talk to the guest and he just plowed over it. Oh,

25:03

sorry.

25:04

Hey, guest, have you... No,

25:07

I was just saying, guest. I am guest now. One

25:09

of my names when I pop up, it just says guest at the bottom.

25:12

Speaking of reboots, and this is just

25:15

offering some fodder to talk about. I

25:17

heard that Zoey101's coming back. Why

25:19

the mouth? And the world cares about Zoey101.

25:22

This guy does. He probably watched it. If

25:24

it doesn't have Jamie Lynn Spears, I don't

25:26

want it. Jamie Lynn Spears, yeah. I

25:28

would imagine she's the 101. No,

25:31

just Zoey part. There's no way they'd bring it back. Was Zoey not

25:34

the... I don't remember all the famous names

25:36

in there anymore. I was gonna say right now that. Victoria's,

25:39

she had her own show. Victoria Justice.

25:41

League. Shut your mouth. See, I

25:43

was too old. It's

25:46

like chain reaction. My siblings, though, my

25:48

siblings left all the Disney stuff. So I was like,

25:50

yeah, I'm peeking in. Yeah, you really got all of it because

25:52

of the age gap. Yeah, so I'm like, sweet life.

25:55

You were present for everything. Yeah, I think the

25:57

last one... I did the thing like I was a kid and I

25:59

watched it. Yeah. kid then you grow out

26:01

of it that is like a teenager whatever you're

26:03

like hallelujah this kid shit but then you'll still kind of

26:05

be aware of it oh yeah victorious was in the middle

26:07

I like I learned about victorious like months

26:09

ago I never really yeah it was in a small

26:12

I don't think that was one of the main

26:14

no no it wasn't but

26:16

I just know it was the timeline it was a Nickelodeon

26:18

was it it was oh was yeah okay

26:20

I misspoke

26:22

Disney I completely miss

26:24

cuz I didn't yeah I love it did

26:27

you guys have cartoons in

26:29

Canada actually

26:32

they just had the news I don't know

26:34

I mean I was like I'm all like

26:36

we actually just watch our Parliament

26:43

yeah it's just fucking radio

26:46

just radio snow and health care yeah

26:48

and routine glutes

26:51

routine is you didn't have Disney Channel in Canada right

26:53

we did you didn't it was either Nickelodeon or

26:55

Disney I think Barbara you didn't

27:02

have it I think

27:03

Barb just didn't have it might

27:05

have been yeah pay for it I don't know the

27:07

culture war going on right now with Disney all right they're

27:16

gonna get a goddamn prison built next to them

27:19

what

27:19

they have to house all the frozen

27:21

heads the Disney adults story

27:24

about it we'll go back to it we want what

27:26

no we're going back to Michael now what's up what

27:28

are you doing in

27:31

town that was his question

27:33

yeah I know that's what I left part

27:35

of the art so

27:39

we could reconstruct it this is dirty

27:41

it doesn't matter so you know

27:43

if you're gonna know and then you look like we

27:45

look like you did with the unless you scoop it up

27:47

he fucking dropped a piece of it this

27:51

is my it's my

27:53

pre-printer this is my favorite one we've done a

27:55

long time Michael you need to every two to blow my nose off

27:58

it it the rails immediately

27:59

Every time I host

28:02

it, I apologize. All

28:04

right, well, I mean, Joe, why are you talking to him? It's

28:06

the same that Michael does. When

28:10

Michael's hosting it, I always sit right there. He goes, I'm not

28:12

like looking at you. It's just because you're the person that's going

28:14

to. Yeah. The easiest to look to. I'm

28:16

like, I am looking right at him. Yeah, you're very good. Yeah, but

28:18

I can't tell because you're goddamn fucking silent. I know that. Oh,

28:20

maybe I should do it. I won't be able to see anything. But you know what I'm

28:22

doing right now, Joe? This is my Mikey dark mode.

28:25

Whoa. I was going to say, you look like Slender Man

28:27

earlier. Stop. Yeah. Oh,

28:30

I'm talking about his lanky. Full dark mode. I need the hat.

28:33

And then I can do stuff like this. Yo, put some

28:36

balls on me. I'm Mikeyapping. Oh,

28:38

that's true. I'm ready to be balled up. It

28:41

looks like you're like neighborhood watch. I finally

28:43

got, yo, I'm volunteer neighborhood

28:45

watch. I'm like neighborhood watch. I'd be like, oh shit,

28:47

I'm watching that guy rob that house.

28:50

I better know that. Yeah, I better

28:53

just let that happen, I guess. I

28:55

better write that neighborhood app. Oh

28:57

shit, but I'm not that guy. I

29:00

just got, you look good. Thanks. I

29:03

just can't see anything. Real good. Just blind

29:05

as shit. OK. I'm not. Maybe

29:07

I just. I got new workout gear.

29:10

I got new sweat wicking gear.

29:12

And I'm excited to wear it. And it's wick and

29:14

sweat. Yeah? It's making you feel cold.

29:16

It really is. It's crazy. When you sweat

29:18

normally, like a human, I have to attain that now. Yeah,

29:21

I just get soft. You sweat, it comes through, and it cools you off.

29:23

It's crazy. It's like

29:26

internal air conditioning. So when it says

29:28

wick, because at this point, I just throw

29:30

that out. Because all the wicking is usually

29:32

associated with socks. And

29:35

so I go, does it mean

29:37

it just soaks it up? Or does it mean it helps it evaporate?

29:39

Because in my shoes, it's not going anywhere. It's

29:42

very breathable. You know?

29:43

Yes. I mean, even in here. It's

29:46

very in-person. Most, I think it's just

29:48

not. I

29:51

had a super bad version of it because I

29:54

guarantee you, it's because of my psoriasis or my medication.

29:56

I tell you, whatever. But you get to show like heat

29:58

rash. It's because if you sweat. and you're

30:00

wearing like cotton or whatever, it can only absorb so

30:02

much. And the sweat just sits on your skin. And

30:05

then it's just like inflammation

30:07

and you get heat rash, which sucks because I

30:09

got it in like one spot. But then because it's a rash,

30:11

it can spread to your entire body. You don't need to like have

30:14

that issue in your entire body. I had it really bad,

30:16

but one, it prevents that. And two, it just

30:19

like cools you off. Yeah.

30:20

I can't explain it. It's like hot

30:22

as fuck outside right now. And I was, I'm

30:24

sweating, but it's weird like, you

30:27

feel, you're sweaty, but you're not like uncomfortable.

30:30

Like I know I'm sweating, but I'm like, and

30:32

then I walked inside and I'm instantly like cool.

30:34

Because all the ACs just like, wicked it off. I

30:37

don't know. I'm explaining things that I've been

30:39

invented 50 years ago. I'm assuming it's just because

30:41

it takes all the moisture, like actually off your body,

30:44

as opposed to like normal shirts. This is very breathing.

30:46

That's what the wicking means. It's wicking

30:49

it. I will say, I like, cause

30:51

I have a ton of like, like dry

30:54

fit Nike stuff, like wicking Nike stuff. There's

30:56

a specific way that they

30:57

are, at least for Nike, that they want you to like

30:59

wash it, so you don't ruin the dry

31:02

fit or wicking technology. Because I'm sure it's like

31:04

the way the fabric meshes

31:06

and creates like absorbent pockets,

31:08

then it can evaporate. But

31:10

listen, it's all gotta just, let's

31:12

just get this done in and out, wash dry.

31:15

All right, I hope I did it right. Yeah.

31:17

What do you have to iron your socks?

31:19

Like what specifically are they? I think

31:21

it's just like, No dryer. Hang dryer.

31:24

Yeah, it's like, you just dry it like, very

31:27

lightly, no heat dryer. What if when I work out,

31:29

I get as hot as a dryer? Then

31:31

you never need to do anything. You know what? Because

31:33

I would die. No, no, no, then it like is always dry.

31:36

Yeah.

31:37

It's great. You don't want to do baby when I wash

31:39

microfiber towels. That's like,

31:42

Yeah, you can ruin the softs. You can ruin the,

31:44

yeah. And it can, cause it'll start melting. It'll start beating,

31:46

it'll start grabbing stuff. It'll catch shit that

31:48

will then scuff your car or

31:50

whatever you're

31:51

drying off, screens. How do

31:53

you wash your car clear? Cause I know like

31:56

you have a car. Yeah. You're very much a

31:58

car person. Oh my God. You and

32:00

your fucking car. Your recent video of you like sitting there

32:02

like. Yeah. Well, I want

32:04

to say what I like about Flia, this is like

32:07

if you meet her and then like check

32:09

any of your like social media activity. And

32:12

then maybe I'm wrong. You don't seem like a car person. You seem

32:14

like a your fucking car person.

32:16

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

32:18

I love your fucking car. I love my

32:20

car. You have so many points about your car who

32:22

is not a car person. And that's what actually

32:25

makes me care. If it's a car person, it's like whatever.

32:27

They're talking about everything. Yeah. That

32:29

guy's car piece of fucking shit. Look at my

32:31

car. It's

32:34

like a

32:35

car

32:47

next to your car and you're so excited. Sometimes

32:49

like it's like the Subaru wave

32:51

like jeeps have waves. So I'll

32:53

like go by the same car and they don't wave me and I'm like, fuck

32:55

that guy. That's like the Jeep wave is kind of like,

32:57

hey, you just go. I don't know.

33:00

Who is that? I don't know if there's

33:02

a Ford edge wave, but I see a lot of

33:04

Ford edges driving around. I feel like I should

33:06

be like, sorry, it started out. I'd be like, yeah,

33:09

I'm just like, great suspension and good safety rating

33:11

wave. You guys don't get away because

33:13

there's just too many. You just be driving like this

33:15

all the time. That's fine, man. There should be

33:17

too many. It's a great fucking car. What year

33:19

is your car?

33:20

Mine? Yeah. You

33:23

had a joke. No, I don't know. I

33:28

haven't done anything

33:30

to my current car. Why haven't you asked me about

33:32

my multiple Ford edges? I've

33:34

had three. I just assume you're

33:36

into edging. Right, but I'm just gonna get

33:39

you into edging too. Maybe. Let

33:41

me edge you, Joe. Let me educate

33:44

you. Let me educate you. Let

33:48

me mentor you and mold you in the ways of edging. People

33:50

keep

33:50

saying, people are saying, oh, you've got a fucking tonal,

33:53

man. You're selling these tonals. Fucking someone

33:55

tell Ford edge, fucking give me a free car.

33:58

Okay, that's what I want. Anyway.

33:59

about total for dot com. My

34:02

Jones get your car for edge. OK.

34:07

Three of them we've had the idea

34:10

is a good fucking guy. I'm stuck. Bury

34:12

me in a Ford. Honestly like that much

34:14

fucking love them. I also have kids. I

34:18

ran over another car with it cradles

34:20

you gently while you did a thing for

34:22

sure. Like it just kind of I didn't do a thing.

34:25

It gently do a thing. Do you know it confused

34:27

the shit out of me recently. So I

34:29

like I got my car right. Congratulations.

34:33

I got my test out a week later. My neighbor right next

34:35

door also got a test. So we were bonding

34:37

right because not only did like

34:39

we both get Teslas but like like

34:42

I got my ceramic coated and the

34:44

front wrapped. He got his whole entire

34:46

like Matt wrapped and

34:48

I was sick and so we're both into

34:50

over talking to each other like oh like what format

34:53

you got. This is not

34:54

we both have the same model. OK. It's

34:57

a lot. Mm hmm. Both have our wise. He

34:59

leaves is like out in the driveway. I

35:02

park my garage

35:04

six months later. There's

35:07

a model three in the driveway. Same

35:09

color same wrap same

35:11

tip everything but the why is gone.

35:13

I was like or what. So did he trade

35:16

in the why and then get

35:18

the exact same wrap. And I

35:20

was like that's why I got my Dela. I

35:22

was like yep. Longest

35:25

time too. I was like was it ever really

35:27

a why. Was it

35:29

just a three house there

35:31

because to like that's like for

35:34

my distances and like angles the way

35:36

in the way there is just so you are just one is that

35:39

one is like a little bit of a hatchback and you know is it.

35:41

So I was like

35:42

maybe I just thought I was a while the whole time. He comes out

35:44

and he goes Fredo happy three months on

35:46

my three. Maybe

35:48

he just never had a one or thought I know he just has

35:51

a smaller car. And then

35:53

no yes both. Oh it was

35:55

both. You never

35:58

saw them both at the same time.

35:59

No never. for like, for

36:01

like six months. Just never

36:03

saw them at the same time. We're probably pretty unobservant.

36:06

And I was just like so confused that I was

36:09

like, maybe I just looked at the wrong car. I thought I was

36:11

the wrong model.

36:12

And then it was even more confusing to find out

36:14

that he had two of the same color, the

36:16

same wrap. I love that. And that's even more confusing

36:18

to me. This is also great. No. Uh,

36:21

uh, said, this sounds like a very suburban

36:23

dad, but millennials, absolutely. Except

36:25

maybe like couple, like 20 years ago, they'll be

36:27

talking about like a boat or something. Right.

36:30

Or a township. Right. I

36:33

don't know. This feels like it would have been like an always sunny

36:35

bit where they're like, I swear to God, something's going

36:37

on with my neighbor. And then they do this whole scheme

36:39

to break in and figure it out. And then it's just like,

36:41

no,

36:42

I have two cars, right? I'm wiping

36:44

these together. Why did you do

36:46

this? My house is ruined. Right, right,

36:48

right. That's literally what it would be. Yeah. And

36:51

then it would be Charlie Dang on it. Sorry about that. Anyway,

36:53

hold on. I'll get you. Now it's your turn.

36:55

Now you gotta confuse him. I'm not gonna say that. You're

36:58

gonna confuse him because he was the same neighbor that got

37:00

my frog mask, concerning Archie X-L

37:12

But

37:25

I don't talk about that to my neighbor. I bet

37:26

you do. I don't. They can call us

37:29

out on the... They think I'm gonna pass us somehow.

37:32

They can call us names. The neighbor

37:34

thinks we're some kind of one. They think we're some sort

37:36

of freeze. We're just a couple of... We're gonna

37:38

fucking some hands. Normal people.

37:40

You know, yes. You gotta bring them that

37:42

cake. It's fucking... Whoo. But

37:44

anyway. I'm a normal dog. I'm

37:47

gonna pass out. No, because

37:49

like when Jackie streams, Jackie yells.

37:51

And so like, I think you can hear

37:54

it from like the sidewalk. You gotta go

37:56

outside one time and just do this. Exactly.

37:59

I need to test it.

37:59

I'm pretty sure like people are just passing

38:02

by our house while Jackie's just like no

38:04

fuck you No, fuck you. Fuck you. No, man.

38:07

They seem to really love each other, but then they go

38:28

I

38:32

Just like I don't know the fuck goes on over there,

38:34

but they got two chords that walk them all the goddamn time I've

38:36

thought about that a few times when I had

38:38

those thin walls in the apartment I had

38:40

before the place now and I'm like

38:42

do I full send? Yeah, you're in the moment You're in the zone

38:44

you full send it, but then you like when you afterwards

38:46

you like in the afterglow the stream you're like

38:49

Anybody could have hurt any of that. Mm-hmm.

38:52

Do what's like the worst thing you've

38:54

said on all that You're like, I hope that didn't transfer

38:58

I Have a story for that when

39:00

I was living in Colorado. I had my window open

39:03

and it was My window open

39:05

it was in our neighborhood where

39:07

the houses were already made out of like paper,

39:09

right? So like right here, but like you can

39:11

hear the yelling but you can't hear make out exact

39:14

whatever sure I

39:15

was I was just screaming cock

39:18

for like For like three

39:20

minutes. I just kept like go. I was going like a pirate

39:22

about And I was like Like

39:25

I remember like someone chat was just like

39:28

you sound like a like you sound like a kid that's just

39:30

screaming and like Toy like throwing toys up. Yeah.

39:32

Yeah, it's like screaming at their mom and

39:34

then like not knowing my windows I was

39:36

like Dick

39:40

all over the street and

39:42

then when I in the

39:45

context And

39:49

then I didn't realize my windows open

39:51

and I found I Saw

39:53

it and I was oh shit And then I looked out I picked

39:56

out my front door and my neighbors right

39:58

next to us. They were all just sitting on

40:00

their patio. I like that. One

40:02

Korean baby going, they're

40:04

all sitting on their patio. And I poked

40:07

my head out and then they just kind of went quiet. And

40:09

I was like, oh no. I was

40:11

like, sorry about that. That was my brother.

40:14

He looks just like me. Sorry,

40:16

I'm sorry brother. Keep it down. Dude,

40:20

so I haven't told this story yet. So

40:22

like before we got our house, Jack and I were living in an

40:24

apartment and this

40:28

was during the pandemic where we're all recording

40:30

from home and shooting all the achievement or content from home.

40:32

Was this the place with the bowlers and stuffers

40:34

upstairs? People laying on all sorts of midnight

40:36

activities? We lived in a larger

40:38

apartment and it's like, oh, we're on the

40:40

first floor because it had a backyard. We wanted

40:43

to get Boo and Corgi. And

40:45

we're like, oh, well,

40:47

big apartment who lives above a big

40:49

apartment, families. And so they had two

40:52

kids just ran around all day. So it was

40:54

very hard. But

40:57

I guess it didn't help too that I yelled all the time. Dude,

41:00

like, shut the fuck up. So

41:03

we had obviously, we're on the corner, we had a neighbor and

41:05

my setup is right up against the neighbor's

41:08

wall. And they were pretty thick walls, but I was like, I'm

41:10

sure they can hear me. Anyways, the ice storm

41:12

hit and I went over to our neighbor

41:15

and I was like, hey, just

41:17

in case, you guys don't have anything, we have lights, we

41:19

have candles, we have food, et cetera.

41:21

Came over, met them, young couple.

41:24

They play video games, they're wonderful.

41:26

They also have a Corgi. So it was awesome, it

41:28

worked out. And he was like,

41:31

I'll be honest, man,

41:32

I was

41:34

like,

41:36

I would sit, because he worked from home, he'd be

41:38

like, I'd sit at home and just hear

41:40

this guy yelling at video games all day. And

41:43

I went, there's no way this guy just

41:45

sits at home and yells at video games all day. Like,

41:48

doesn't he fucking go to like work or

41:51

something? And I was like, that's funny,

41:53

that's my job. But he was sitting here just

41:55

going like, this motherfucker just yells at goddamn

41:58

video games all day. I like the end of the day.

41:59

I like the idea that it sounds more like he wasn't as

42:02

much annoyed with the noise just that the idea

42:14

He's gotta go to fucking work you get

42:16

a job. No, it was you at some point, huh?

42:18

Did he know it was you or was this like did he

42:20

knew was he talking to you about some guy? No, no,

42:22

he knows me because like okay, like I'm on the

42:24

corner and he's right next to okay So it's like it's right

42:27

easy. No, so you just walk outside and goes it's that wall

42:29

in that part Okay, okay, but he was just like I just

42:31

kept thinking does this guy not go to work Like

42:34

you can't just yell at video games all day

42:36

and I like But

42:39

it was really funny for him just be like this motherfucker

42:42

just keeps yelling at games all day

42:44

We love that I mentioned this

42:46

before but not for a long time, but when Lindsay and

42:48

I lived in an apartment We

42:51

really never had any problems with like noise or

42:53

neighbors or anything like that Not

42:55

like not like long-term right like

42:57

Oh a consistent name

43:01

But there was one time where so our

43:04

Our apartment it was like, you know balcony like basically

43:06

every fucking apartment It's like a little balcony and

43:08

we were on the second floor and right

43:11

like down below our balcony was like

43:14

a parking space and so

43:16

I Think it was

43:18

I think it was like a garage if I recall There

43:21

was like you could you could rent garages

43:24

in certain apartments and if you rented the

43:26

garage you also basically got a free parking

43:28

space because you could block the garage and

43:30

so it was a situation like that or like it was someone

43:32

who was like their spot and We

43:35

were on the second floor and somebody knocks on

43:37

our door one day and they're like hi Yeah,

43:40

we're you're like downstairs neighbors. Do you have a dog

43:42

and we're like no and they're like Well

43:46

someone okay someone keeps

43:47

we just keep finding like dog

43:49

shit on our car

43:51

I'm like what and she's like, yeah,

43:54

she's like if you don't have a dog then then whatever but

43:56

like the neighbor So that's whatever until something the neighbor

43:58

above us was like

43:59

making their dog shit and just throwing it. But

44:02

in the parking lot, like,

44:04

it's like 20 feet below though. It's

44:08

not like into a void you can't see. It's

44:11

right there, and then when

44:13

you leave the apartment, you're like down the stairs

44:15

and you walk right past. It's not like, it's

44:18

gone. There's no sign there. Right,

44:20

and we were just like,

44:22

what? Like that's so insane, not even.

44:25

That's so wild. Someone's

44:28

saying fuck off.

44:29

Like, I'm too lazy to do something, I can

44:31

wrap my head around. That is such

44:34

a direct thing that

44:36

you can't then go, what? It

44:39

just blew my mind. Take it to the toilet.

44:41

And I just went, thank fucking God

44:43

we don't have a dog. Because even if we had a dog, but it was

44:45

not our dog, we'd be involved. Like, your dog,

44:47

let's eat shit. And I just went, nope!

44:50

And she's like shut the door. I was like, what the fuck?

44:52

The only other thing we had, which I think they made an animated

44:55

adventure of course, was one guy knocked on our door once,

44:57

and he was real like, and I

44:58

was like, uh. He's like, can you call,

45:01

can you call, I need a fire, call the fire department,

45:03

call the fire department. And I was like, uh,

45:05

let me get my phone, you do it. And I like, I like my phone,

45:07

I was like, uh, here. And I was like, what does

45:09

he say? The guy was like on drugs or something. And

45:11

he called, he

45:12

called 911, and I could kind

45:14

of hear the operator, but mostly him just talking, and he's like, yeah,

45:17

I was a fire in my apartment. He

45:19

lives like across the hall, like down that way. And I was like,

45:21

oh, what? And he's like, there's a fire in my apartment. And

45:23

then he starts talking about like, yeah, there was all these like

45:26

men showed up,

45:27

and they started chopping my couch up, and

45:29

they sent it on fire. And I'm going, oh my God. And I

45:31

can't even remember the details of the story. I've told

45:33

them before, I'm gonna, I'm gonna incorrectly tell my own story,

45:35

but it's already been recorded. He

45:38

said something about either aliens,

45:41

or like one of the guys had no head.

45:43

He's like, and then he took his head off. And

45:45

my assumption

45:47

was like, what

45:49

the operator said, because she said something,

45:52

and he went, yeah, I thought it was pretty odd too.

45:55

And at that point, I was like, I

45:57

got the phone back from him, and I'm like, I don't know what

45:59

the.

45:59

And she's like, can you stay on the phone? We got people on the way. Oh.

46:03

And this is like, the fire department

46:05

showed up, because technically it was fire. There was no fire. There

46:07

was no fire. Oh my god. I was just

46:09

shopping. And I just went, I didn't look. I

46:11

didn't look. I just went, I'm

46:14

gonna sink back into my apartment. That's really

46:17

it, in like three and a half years, all I really encountered.

46:19

Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna waste. I feel like I ate the lottery

46:21

of like bad

46:23

neighbors. Yeah, that's not a lottery. That's not a lottery.

46:25

Well, that's a type of lottery. She

46:27

had a lot of bad luck lottery. Phuya,

46:29

have you had a moment where you're just like, oh man,

46:31

you heard that from

46:32

like a neighbor or whatever? As like a kid, like something

46:35

about gaming with the window opens the best, but then

46:37

it never goes, never goes. Yeah. Not

46:40

necessarily me, because like I usually, I mean,

46:42

I'm screaming the typical like help, which could be

46:44

ticket. Oh no.

46:46

No. No. You're like, oh, I'm gonna get

46:48

ticked off. I'm gonna be the girl. I'm gonna be the girl.

46:50

He's just like, please. He just sits there recording the video to open

46:52

it. And then he goes, if you're here, it's

46:55

just like straight, help, help, someone help

46:58

me.

46:58

And he's just recording himself like smoking, like a

47:00

vape, just like in the parking lot. Help! Yeah.

47:03

That's crazy. One time though, I would go

47:05

home to Canada and visit my sister in her apartment. And

47:08

those doors were like, again, paper thin.

47:10

Someone left a note on the door and was

47:12

saying like, hey, can you tell your like

47:14

young child? Like they called me a young child.

47:17

Oh no, young child. I tweeted it out, but they

47:19

were like calling me like a little boy and then I should like watch

47:21

my language. And I was like, no. Whoa.

47:23

Whoa, little boy, watch

47:25

your language. I got the same note. Dang.

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51:02

I didn't know you were from Canada. I think I've only

51:05

gamed once with the window open. It was like freshman year college and

51:08

I was doing the typical like Modern Warfare, I think two, raging

51:10

at some moment

51:11

and some dude off like, the curtains

51:14

were closed but the window was

51:16

open because there's no AC in there. Way outside someone's

51:18

like, yeah, tell him, get him. I was like, oh shit. What you're

51:20

saying to me is so wild to me. It's

51:25

just like gaming with

51:26

a window open is like a thing.

51:29

I don't. The way you're saying it is like, I remember gaming with

51:31

a window open. Indiana summer. I don't think I've ever

51:33

gamed with a window open. I

51:36

never in my life, never in my life

51:38

have I been playing a video game and went, ah, the video game.

51:40

And someone was walking by and was like, what'd

51:42

you say?

51:43

That's so, it's

51:45

so foreign to me, what you're saying right now. It's

51:48

also bad that you were in college. At least you were in college.

51:50

It didn't happen

51:50

to me. In Jersey, people find their fucking TVs. What I'm also

51:52

thinking, New Jersey, I'm like back in the corner of my

51:55

house. I'm like, I'm next to my backyard. And

51:57

it's just like, it'd be crazy if someone like popped their

51:59

head.

52:01

I'm like, what you playin'?

52:02

No, I'm thinking of a sitcom, it's

52:04

just like casual, Seinfeld, like doo doo

52:06

doo doo, and it's like on the street, and then George is like,

52:09

dammit! The windows open,

52:11

quick, calm down, buddy. That

52:14

would be a good Seinfeld episode. It

52:16

would be all about him freaking out about somebody hearing

52:19

him and telling him to calm down. He's like, I don't need to be calm.

52:21

Costanza would be great at video games. George

52:24

playing like, on like, gameplay. Costanza plays. Have

52:26

any of you guys ever had like, neighbor wars with apartments?

52:29

Definitely. Like apartment neighbors? No, God, no.

52:31

Neighbor

52:31

wars? Did you hear what I just said to you? No, I'm just, I know. In

52:34

three and a half years, I mean, in two weird incidents,

52:35

and you said, do you ever have neighbor wars? Yeah,

52:37

but it's like, that doesn't sound like a

52:40

weird thing. I mean, I was just saying like. I think a war

52:42

makes it pretty hard, the list. I

52:44

got a heart in a war. So, when

52:47

I first started streaming, I was on

52:49

the third floor apartment, there was a second, right, on someone

52:51

underneath us,

52:52

and they, I guess they must have worked

52:54

nights or something, because it was like, it

52:57

would be like four o'clock, and if I was streaming, and

52:59

like being loud, or whatever, four o'clock, I get it.

53:01

Like, you don't want to hear people, but I technically

53:03

don't have to be quiet yet, so I'm just like, whatever,

53:06

I'm doing my thing. And they used to like, slam

53:08

their ceiling, that shit, like, really

53:11

loud, and then, like, I used to ignore

53:13

it, and then after, I used

53:15

to like, after a while, just started stomping

53:17

on the ground. That's the way. Dude. I

53:20

just used to be like, and then I used to like,

53:22

stomp, and be like, la la la, la

53:24

la la. Oh my God. That sucked. What

53:27

was the moment that it went from a battle to

53:29

a war,

53:29

where you're sat there, and you're going, well,

53:31

when he drew first blood. You pushed

53:33

the move. I pushed the move. I pushed the move. Yeah,

53:35

yeah, yeah. Well, I wiped them out. I

53:38

mean, but they, they, they, they, I,

53:42

I, no, I didn't commit a murder. I didn't commit a crime.

53:44

Well, we know and said that. Is this still an open case,

53:47

or? It's closed. Neighbor Wars.

53:49

So you're both just fucking up your own apartment

53:51

that you're gonna have to pick up. No, they're, they're, no, they're fucking up

53:53

there. Well, you were just saying you were stomping. Yeah, stomping

53:55

on the floor is fine. A stomp on

53:58

the floor definitely outweighs the public. Then they used to.

53:59

come up in our door and angrily knock

54:02

on it. And they're like, what the fuck? I'm

54:04

like, what the fuck, Amy, you started this shit. Fuck

54:06

off, it's a little fucking day. And

54:09

then one time, they had a crazy, they

54:12

had a classic neighbor war. They had

54:14

a party. They had a party. I

54:16

had really bad anger. Well, it was a

54:18

classic neighbor war. They had

54:20

a party one time at like nine o'clock and

54:23

they were being loud and I was like, I don't give a fuck what

54:25

they're being loud because I'm so streaming. But I was so petty

54:27

the time I went downstairs I fucking

54:29

knocked on it. And I was like, shut

54:32

the fuck up. And people

54:34

are trying to fucking sleep. You looked deranged.

54:37

That's what I keep talking

54:40

about. Because the way he sends it. It's your

54:42

tier two. I mean, you're

54:44

a red. I'm sure even in the queue. Shut

54:47

the fuck up. People are trying to fucking sleep before

54:50

the goddamn party.

54:51

See, that's what I said. Stop.

54:54

Thank you. Even Kai, even Kai, they

54:56

did good in rage quit. They did very good in rage

54:58

quit. But it's just like unflappable by

55:00

the way. You are unflapped in any

55:02

of your controllers. Well, yeah, your controllers were

55:04

just plugged. All four of them. That's what it was.

55:07

He was trying to play it the other day. He was getting

55:09

up to the moment that I got to. Why were you playing?

55:11

I just wanted to play it. I'm gonna show you, I can beat

55:13

it. And I goes, there's no input lag. And he's like, here comes the moment

55:16

that you got to. And it stopped. It stopped and said, please

55:18

buy the full game. It was an awesome

55:20

game. Light. He was trying

55:22

to torrent it. Well, I think he was playing the demo.

55:25

It would have popped up and said if he was torrenting

55:27

it, it would have been the whole game. Trevor, you can't have your cake.

55:29

He needed to. Maybe he torrents samples.

55:31

He torrented the free trial.

55:33

Yeah. He's like, I'll do it. I'll

55:36

do it. Anyway, tell

55:39

me about this neighbor. Well, it kind of stopped

55:41

after that.

55:42

Oh. Well, because they see how ridiculous

55:44

it is to get so. This is what you said. I

55:46

was doing it. They used to do it at like

55:48

four or five o'clock PM. I did it at

55:50

nine. Did you do it at like four AM?

55:53

No, I did it at nine o'clock. Dude, you want to know a

55:55

neighbor war? I went to pick up my kid the other

55:57

day from the neighbor's house. Whoa.

55:59

And I got my kid and the

56:03

neighbor mother was there and she went, looking

56:05

really good by the way. But I don't talk to them

56:08

at all. And it's because her

56:11

husband is like, he's

56:13

a veteran and he's like in shape. And

56:16

she's like, my husband was asking

56:18

for me to ask you. It's always other

56:21

guys. It was literally

56:23

like, did you get him? I'm

56:26

like, I got the total, da da da da. And she's like, I'm gonna

56:28

look into that. It was literally like

56:31

her husband being like,

56:32

ask him. What's his secret? Cuz

56:36

he's like, you know, I walk around a lot.

56:39

What's he doing? Yeah, so I'm just like,

56:42

we did. I

56:44

made that face, I went, did it. And

56:46

then they said, I don't want the tone anymore. I

56:49

said,

56:49

I said, I said, I said, I

56:51

said, I said, I don't

56:53

make you just like me. And

56:55

they start tucking away their chat.

56:57

Hey, I'm a cheerleader. I'm

56:59

like, shit, like, we're in

57:01

the, we're at the, like,

57:07

era of

57:09

parenting. You're not, of like,

57:13

it's like, get home from school.

57:15

Can I fucking go to so and so's house?

57:17

Yeah, you can lock.

57:20

Okay, maybe you can get me insight then. Why

57:22

was my, why was Ma always saying no?

57:25

Yeah, that's, I

57:27

don't know. Help me. I need to walk.

57:30

There's people. I still ask her. I still

57:33

ask her when I can hang out with my friends. I still ask her, can

57:35

I do that? She still goes, you don't need to call

57:37

me anymore, but no. It's

57:39

great, it'll be like, I get,

57:41

the kids that my

57:43

kids play with are like, very similar age to they

57:45

all kind of age up. And I'll

57:48

get home from work, like, where's Iris?

57:51

This is that so and so's house. And then I'll

57:53

see Luna sleeping, I'm like, I'm pushing the fucking piss

57:56

when she gets up. And usually it's like, where

57:58

is she? Where's she? You went without

58:00

me? It's like, I'm gonna go with my friends. My friends

58:03

out. My friends out. It'll

58:06

also always be like 10 minutes before they're coming

58:08

home. So it's like, nah, you're not gonna run out. Right.

58:11

You went without me. There's not enough time. Yeah.

58:14

Yeah. And then I laughed at them. Laugh

58:18

at them? I'm laughing at them. Just

58:21

excited. Joe would be teaching

58:24

them to bang on the ceilings and stuff on the floor. Don't

58:26

let anyone push you around. This is what you're

58:28

gonna need to learn. You need frames. You

58:31

need this. It's too late. Fucking go over

58:33

anyway. Who gives a shit? Yeah.

58:35

Bang on their door until they answer. Bum

58:37

in. Bum in. It's

58:40

a lot. What's nice now is it's a lot

58:42

of like just putting it on the other parents, but there's

58:44

no way for your kids to know. Like

58:47

there is an actual level of like, you

58:49

can't go over to the house like five days in a row. You got

58:51

to give them a break. And they don't need to text me to

58:54

know. Like you just can't just leave them alone. Sure.

58:56

Right. Or invite them over here. But

59:00

there'll be a lot of times where it'll be like just a

59:02

million reasons. Like we did. You can't go over

59:05

it. Like it's too late or it's whatever or whatever. And

59:07

then you can literally just be like, oh, they said they can't,

59:09

you know, whatever. They're busy. Yeah.

59:13

And it's like, it's not, they still don't accept it. It's

59:15

always like, well, I get it. I go.

59:18

It's just like, I'd love to let you go. But yeah.

59:20

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm

59:22

excited. I'm excited. I'm just excited.

59:25

I'm gonna work with you. I'm gonna work with you. They're

59:28

in their foot removed or something. Right. Right.

59:33

I'll play with you in a second. We got to talk. No,

59:35

they don't really give a shit. They'll probably

59:38

remember, but it's more like if you're talking about

59:40

the next time they're over playing, they already don't give a shit

59:42

because they're over playing.

59:43

They're just in the moment. Right. They'll

59:46

come back from playing and then be like, what

59:48

the fuck? They didn't get their feet removed. I

59:51

counted all feet. They're counted for.

59:54

They're like adults. So easy being

59:56

a child. Yeah.

59:57

Is that why you stayed in the

59:59

state? Yeah. You

1:00:02

just gave me the softball. I had, you really

1:00:04

didn't. I gave you the softball and then

1:00:06

you baseball fucking just hit my face.

1:00:10

I slammed it out of the park. I was also

1:00:12

eyeballing this cake. Stop eyeballing the cake.

1:00:14

I just can't take my eyes off the picture and the taste was quite

1:00:16

good. That's what I'm saying. It was a good cake. It was

1:00:18

a good red velvet. I wanted it for a second helping. You

1:00:21

did.

1:00:22

I can't believe you got that on a cake.

1:00:24

I can't believe I did it in a day. That

1:00:26

is pretty cool. That is just true. They work fast.

1:00:29

I was very, look, when you

1:00:31

said I have a surprise

1:00:33

for you, I thought, oh

1:00:35

no, here comes my day

1:00:37

of reckoning. Because there's been, I think

1:00:40

for years now, where I've

1:00:42

done nothing but just absolutely

1:00:44

lighting. Here comes the twit longer. For

1:00:47

no reason. And like the stories

1:00:50

of like, oh man, like, oh, Frado,

1:00:52

you died. Were

1:00:54

you the killer? Like,

1:00:56

nah, I was innocent. And you'd

1:00:58

be like, wait, what? And then you'd

1:01:00

go to like someone else and be like, oh man, Frado was innocent.

1:01:03

I'm like, no, he was the killer. He'd be like, Frado, why do you lie to me? I

1:01:05

don't know. I felt like it. We'll

1:01:06

play Among Us. And like after we're both dead,

1:01:09

no lying needs to happen. He's just like, that was

1:01:11

me. That's what he fucking does, man. I don't know why.

1:01:13

That's what he does. It was that expression

1:01:16

in particular, though. What he does.

1:01:17

Every single time I'm like, he didn't need to do that.

1:01:20

Why? And then there's

1:01:22

just a number of things. Like

1:01:25

when I said that, Frado wasn't my real name.

1:01:28

And we were like, wait, it's not? And I

1:01:29

went, I believed that for a couple of months. And then I was like, no.

1:01:32

And then I just left it. We share a middle name. And

1:01:34

then like a gorgeous shooting. But your name's

1:01:36

not Fuyu. It is. And then

1:01:38

like a gorgeous shooting star that I waited

1:01:40

for. It came back

1:01:42

to me months later when you were like, yeah, Frado's

1:01:45

name is his real name. And I went, what are you talking

1:01:47

about? It's my name. Did

1:01:50

you have a replacement name for it? In like

1:01:52

a placeholder name instead of Alfredo? No, I

1:01:54

just said, I'll tell you my real name offline.

1:01:56

Yeah, you said that. I remember. I remember.

1:01:59

It was.

1:01:59

It was like the first year I knew Gavin,

1:02:02

we were filming something, Rage

1:02:04

Queen, or whatever the fuck we were filming, and he's just like, oh,

1:02:06

maybe we weren't even filming. I don't even remember. And he's just like,

1:02:08

you know, Gavin wasn't my first

1:02:11

name? Or something like that. I was like, what? I

1:02:13

was like, what's your name? He's like, Cedric. I

1:02:15

was like, oh no. And I was like, he, I

1:02:17

was like, the fuck are you talking about? I

1:02:20

lost my mic! I lost my mic! Bam,

1:02:23

bam, quick. Bam, I got it. And he's like,

1:02:25

yeah, TikTok mic. They would, when I

1:02:27

was young, they'd say, Cedric!

1:02:30

I was like, shut your fucking mouth. I thought,

1:02:32

is that why he said that so often

1:02:34

in content? Cedric, Cedric!

1:02:37

That's funny that like, you would never

1:02:39

know that because it's real life.

1:02:41

It's just like, a bunch of shit that happens outside

1:02:44

the video. He believed it, yeah. But it's funny to think

1:02:46

like, obviously, how would you know that? But now there's more color

1:02:48

to it. It's funny

1:02:50

to me what I've known forever. You go, is that

1:02:52

what that is? Oh. And I'm like,

1:02:54

yeah, well, why would you? I'm fucking the mic to pieces

1:02:57

right now, so sorry. Well,

1:02:59

I'm just squeezing it and squeezing it. It's

1:03:01

like he's butt chugging his mic. Joe,

1:03:04

help me. Hey, hey, hey. I'm here to

1:03:06

help, I'm here to help you. Upside down on that wall. I got

1:03:09

you. Spread your legs wide open, pull your pants down. I need some

1:03:11

new tape. To

1:03:11

pieces. Oh, what? What was

1:03:14

the, another one of those gems came

1:03:17

back into my lap. I went, oh yeah, that's right. I did

1:03:19

lie to you about that. And that was because,

1:03:21

like, yesterday you were like, oh, you're

1:03:23

like,

1:03:24

you're like Thanos. You're like, oh no, it's Thanos.

1:03:27

And that's because. Oh yeah, because I couldn't pronounce it. I

1:03:29

was like, is it Thanos or Thanos? And you're like, it's Thanos.

1:03:32

And instantly, without hesitation,

1:03:34

I was like, it's Thanos. It's Thanos. Yeah. It's

1:03:36

Thanos. And then so, like, I

1:03:38

forgot about that too. And then yesterday, we were

1:03:41

just like,

1:03:42

Thanos. Oh, no, no, it's Thanos. It's

1:03:45

the richest. And then I was like, all right, look, I'm

1:03:47

going to be honest with you, I lied to you. You're

1:03:50

setting me up for failure. I've harvested,

1:03:53

let's fix that. It's the

1:03:55

richest garden you can sow. It really

1:03:57

is. When you just start putting fat.

1:03:59

that are misinformation into

1:04:02

the air and you just wait for the plants to

1:04:04

grow so you can harvest them later. Some stick,

1:04:06

some don't, but when you, like there was a moment with

1:04:08

Jackie where you

1:04:10

and I were like, oh, well, we share a middle

1:04:13

name and I'll leave that off the table and just for

1:04:15

privacy's sake, but we're like, oh, we shared a middle name because of

1:04:17

this, this. And she's like,

1:04:20

no, really? Oh, that's weird. And

1:04:22

then we just forgot about it. And then months later,

1:04:25

it just came back around and we went,

1:04:27

oh, right, we left you with that.

1:04:29

Just left, it was like, yeah, it's like, wait,

1:04:32

you know this. And Chiang was like, no?

1:04:35

And I was like, you definitely do. We just left

1:04:37

it. For as many victims of his life. This

1:04:39

man says everything was such a conviction. Do

1:04:42

they ever backfire?

1:04:43

No. Well, what I say is dangerous,

1:04:46

Gabe. It's a sickness, I'll

1:04:48

be honest. It's a sickness. It's an addiction. Michael's

1:04:51

like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got any more of that

1:04:53

truth or those lies? And then what

1:04:55

really ends

1:04:57

up making it a full. It's

1:04:59

definitely what we say. It's a sickness. And

1:05:02

then also it doesn't help that.

1:05:04

I don't know, the sickness gets stronger

1:05:07

because it's next to Michael

1:05:09

who also has the sickness. And so

1:05:11

like, I have the sickness. You are down

1:05:13

to sickness. You're literally sick. So

1:05:15

together, it's just, when

1:05:18

you sit there, we cure each

1:05:20

other. And no more sickness. And we're two innocent

1:05:22

gods. Two innocent. Together

1:05:25

we get Jackie to not believe Meg.

1:05:29

Oh, man. Oh, man. Poor

1:05:31

man. So when this came through and

1:05:33

I had no idea what it was, I thought it was my day

1:05:36

of reckoning,

1:05:37

which still

1:05:39

dodges your god. Still dodges your

1:05:41

god. Did you bring a picture of

1:05:43

a hole to H-E-B and they'd make it? No, they

1:05:46

probably wouldn't. If they asked about that,

1:05:48

I bet they wouldn't make a butthole. What

1:05:51

if I made a Kirby picture and

1:05:53

the Kirby's mouth was a butthole.

1:05:55

And it's just Kirby. It's just the air. I

1:05:58

think it's just going to come down.

1:05:59

to what is the picture. You can tell them it's just

1:06:02

whatever you want. If it's just like a

1:06:04

big dick. How? Well,

1:06:07

it's like a t-shirt floating.

1:06:10

It's a good one. It's like, that's a dick. It's a

1:06:12

good one. How close do you have to get before

1:06:15

you lose what the image is? And

1:06:18

maybe that's. Well, that was Gavin on the website

1:06:20

forever had like a tit, right,

1:06:22

as his avatar. Was it just very

1:06:24

zoomed in? No, it was like a tit. But then it was

1:06:27

like a mountain or something where he had like a Christmas

1:06:29

hat on

1:06:29

his own. Oh, yeah. Whoa,

1:06:32

that's a throwback. It was just a boob with

1:06:35

a Christmas hat. Right, it was censored. But if

1:06:37

you look at it, you couldn't really tell. It was just like

1:06:39

a mound and a hat. Yeah.

1:06:41

And it could have been

1:06:43

that. It's never near as graphic as that. This

1:06:47

is the rough edge for me, right? He's biting

1:06:50

it. I almost wish. I almost

1:06:51

wish this eye was open. It's the little

1:06:53

red. Oh my god, it was like. Yeah, it's like, oh.

1:06:56

I'm sorry, but I have to do this a little bit.

1:06:59

What are you doing?

1:07:02

I'm trying. Oh, here, I

1:07:04

got you, Michael. I got you, Michael. I can

1:07:06

make it better. No. That's

1:07:10

exactly what you're doing. Oh, no. What's

1:07:12

that? Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,

1:07:15

nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,

1:07:17

nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, Why is it frothing? Well,

1:07:19

it's not a thing. When you

1:07:21

have moisture and it's going back and forth, it creates

1:07:24

bubbles.

1:07:24

Oh, science. Science is getting too

1:07:27

hard. What

1:07:31

was it, the other center? You

1:07:33

were calling it a stethoscope. Oh.

1:07:36

I heard that, too. I don't remember, but it was. Oh,

1:07:39

it was like a stethogram or something. Yeah,

1:07:42

I remember. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, we were

1:07:44

talking about like. That one made its way to the social

1:07:46

side. Yeah, yeah. I

1:07:49

walked into the office like, Michael, check this out. So

1:07:51

this is what you're used to. Well, yeah.

1:07:54

You were talking about a stethogram. And

1:07:56

I was just like, and it was one of those

1:07:58

things. Even for me, I was like. It's a real Jackie

1:08:00

move, huh? A

1:08:09

stethoscope is to hear like breathing

1:08:17

We've re-experienced the whole joke

1:08:18

Oh, fuck it! That

1:08:21

was the whole thing

1:08:22

So you go on stethogram We

1:08:24

used to go on stethogram Yeah, we

1:08:26

were just like stethogram I was

1:08:29

just like a what? She was

1:08:31

like a...

1:08:32

Steth... We

1:08:34

always go into this like whisper

1:08:37

a little bit and like what do you mean? What

1:08:41

do you mean? Is it not like when

1:08:43

you're in the heartbeat? Oh yeah, that's what it is, yeah

1:08:45

for sure And

1:08:48

then you go in the room first and go

1:08:50

Alright everybody, Flea's here to tell you about the stethogram She's

1:08:52

like thanks for the leading Alright

1:08:55

guys Alright listen up I

1:08:59

got the confidence The thing

1:09:01

is you can throw that out at any

1:09:02

time Yeah Flea you could be talking about anything

1:09:04

and you're like What was that? What did you

1:09:07

say? No, did I say it wrong? No,

1:09:09

no, no, it's good

1:09:11

I'm like I'm gonna get gas lit all the time

1:09:13

I could be right now and he's like I'm

1:09:15

like I'm not gonna be right now That's

1:09:17

the sickness He's the worst,

1:09:19

if you ever don't believe him just come to

1:09:21

me I'll be honest though I'll

1:09:23

be honest, yes Part one,

1:09:25

yes, go to Michael I'm

1:09:28

just saying I at least

1:09:30

had a little bit of follow through and survived Block

1:09:32

Island What

1:09:34

has this man done for you? You kept thinking I was

1:09:36

gonna betray you I never betrayed you

1:09:38

once You betrayed so

1:09:41

many people You murdered Lexi I

1:09:43

lied of the entire show Not only

1:09:45

did it happen in a very fun way but

1:09:48

you guys are best friends Well, you were

1:09:51

You were best friends Like

1:09:53

that, the biggest thing I would say of people

1:09:56

not being super familiar with the

1:09:58

outside of Rooster Teeth people

1:09:59

I was a real life friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like

1:10:02

you guys, like I have only ever interacted

1:10:04

with you like at the same time almost. Like this is

1:10:06

one of the very few times I've seen you without Lexi.

1:10:09

I was like, do it, do it, do it, do it. And

1:10:12

you were like, I had to. You guys

1:10:14

control. Right away Lexi's

1:10:15

like, why'd you do this for me? I'm like, I had

1:10:17

to. That was awesome. That

1:10:20

was so cool. How come did you get out of SBI?

1:10:22

Like what was your elimination?

1:10:24

What do you mean, I won the thing?

1:10:25

Yeah, dude. Watch it. I'm

1:10:28

afraid to taste that. Sickness is

1:10:30

spreading. It's like, will you be able to win the thing?

1:10:32

I've earned this game. It was the number one. We

1:10:36

were too strong.

1:10:37

I'm essentially, yeah. They couldn't take

1:10:39

me out, so they had to get rid of Fuyu. So they had to

1:10:41

sit like you guys. Literally everyone

1:10:43

was so afraid to vote for me. This is not speculating.

1:10:46

I know afterwards they were afraid to vote for me because

1:10:48

I kept having idols or thinking that I

1:10:50

had idols. Or I can buy

1:10:52

those books and shit. Because I just wander

1:10:54

out. We didn't have those in a season one. We did have those challenges

1:10:56

be like loudly searching the walls and shit and people

1:10:59

let it happen. And Jack would be like, whoo, whoo, whoo,

1:11:01

whoo. To pay attention to him, he's getting attention,

1:11:03

everyone. And I'm like, ooh, a book. Oh, Jack

1:11:05

can't talk in the next thing. Dude,

1:11:07

that's not real. Yes,

1:11:09

it is. That's not real. Yes, it is. He

1:11:11

hands it to me and I go, Jack, this

1:11:14

is real. And he goes, what? All

1:11:16

of us. Frozen. That was so much

1:11:19

fun. That was so cool. On that

1:11:20

show. Well, thank you. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. My favorite

1:11:23

part was watching, I mean, it's

1:11:25

very heavily inspired by Survivor because that's one of our favorite

1:11:27

shows. And it was like an homage to that. And so combining

1:11:29

that with like kind of Machinima, Minecraft,

1:11:31

but like just being able to fly around as

1:11:33

the host and watch you guys play, even as

1:11:35

individuals. Fuya, the number of times I was

1:11:38

just caming you and you're just like off on your own. Boop,

1:11:40

boop, boop. Making noises. It was awesome.

1:11:42

I was like, yes, I get this. I understand this person.

1:11:45

He lost every single game. It

1:11:47

was wild. And that would not get

1:11:50

rid of

1:11:50

us. You guys run the losing

1:11:52

team every single time. I lost

1:11:55

every single time.

1:11:58

And I was in every single. episode

1:12:00

except for like half of it. Like every voting? I

1:12:02

was in every single, I was in every voting. I

1:12:04

was in every single, I guess I wasn't

1:12:06

in one vote. The

1:12:08

vote where they kicked Blizz out. I wasn't in that one. I

1:12:10

don't remember. It was just the second and the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

1:12:13

like, it was just unbelievable.

1:12:15

Where it was like, I don't know how many times went

1:12:17

to the chopping block, nine times, 10 times. And

1:12:20

every time people go, oh no, I'm like, this is my

1:12:22

spot. You're like, I'm in my conference zone. No

1:12:24

one was there more than me except you. It

1:12:26

got to a point, it's literally, truly. That's truly.

1:12:29

We would have rapport and I would say, I'll see you the next

1:12:31

time. See you right here. It

1:12:34

was after like the third time we lost, people

1:12:36

were like, we lost again. And I just went, but we're still

1:12:38

here.

1:12:39

So who cares? Like losing only

1:12:41

matters if you get eliminated. If

1:12:43

you lose and don't get eliminated, it's just

1:12:45

like winning, you just get more screen time. That's

1:12:48

true. You

1:12:48

get the food stuff. And I kept saying

1:12:51

that. They're all gonna be green now. I went,

1:12:53

oh, more screen time for me, baby. How

1:12:56

you doing? Over here.

1:12:58

I like Meg, Meg

1:13:00

won our time when she started. Same thing, she's

1:13:02

like, we lose, we get to be on camera more. She

1:13:04

went to the other side and was like, yeah, that was

1:13:06

kind of a cope. There was a swamp, right?

1:13:09

She's like, Meg's gonna move off

1:13:11

or onto your team. I was gonna move to the cot swap

1:13:13

out. Meg's like, it's kind of a cope. Winning's where it's

1:13:15

at. I'm trying to make outside of the afterwards. She's like, fuck

1:13:18

it, I was just like, I had to say it. Losing's definitely

1:13:20

where it's at. I

1:13:24

had to represent my team, you know? I understand.

1:13:26

She's like, yeah, but definitely losing was fun. There

1:13:29

was, I mean, season one had some really

1:13:31

wild like just base moments,

1:13:33

but then

1:13:34

with the advent of like the

1:13:37

books that had power ups and stuff in the season

1:13:39

two. And the fact that it

1:13:41

was so interesting how both seasons shook out in

1:13:44

totally different ways. I was like, the

1:13:46

game of survivors so well built

1:13:48

that just kind of being inspired

1:13:50

by it, obviously making our own like mini games. It

1:13:52

was just amazing how you guys played the game. It's also

1:13:54

awesome. And never watched survivor.

1:13:57

Same. I don't watch it. But it

1:13:59

still works.

1:13:59

I don't know exactly how the game works. Everyone

1:14:02

I know watches Survivor. So that was cool

1:14:04

too. But I would be like,

1:14:06

Gavin or whoever talked

1:14:08

about

1:14:09

Johnny whatever and he dug a hole

1:14:12

in the ground or something like that. Oh wait, what's

1:14:14

season 17? The bunker. The bunker.

1:14:16

Oh I just thought it'd be a funny idea to go, oh I'm leaving

1:14:19

and then hide underground. There

1:14:21

was a moment where Gavin like panics and he goes,

1:14:24

just digs two down and then hops into a hole

1:14:26

and he's just looking up at it. As he's listening

1:14:28

to people with proximity and he's

1:14:30

like, that's what I heard you guys talking and I was staring

1:14:33

in the window. You just go, oh fuck.

1:14:35

I think I'm the only one that saw you. I was like, oh fuck. Yeah.

1:14:38

I was like, oh fuck. Yeah. I was like,

1:14:40

oh fuck. Dude, as

1:14:42

a fan of Survivor, Jeff and I were up

1:14:44

out of our seats constantly theorizing

1:14:47

as to what you guys were gonna do with the votes, what you guys were,

1:14:49

who was gonna win what. It was like actually

1:14:51

watching it, but being in it. It was so

1:14:53

cool. And I bet the people that are

1:14:56

in the production group

1:14:59

for that show, they're probably the same way.

1:15:01

They're probably sitting there during travel

1:15:03

just like, dude, what do you think is gonna be with what's going

1:15:06

on tonight?

1:15:06

Like what's going on here? Cause we could hear,

1:15:08

we were trying to be omniscient,

1:15:11

cause you're producing, you wanted like my questions, for example,

1:15:13

needed to be a little bit guided so I could probe

1:15:15

at people, poke at wounds and whatnot. But

1:15:18

even with hearing everyone's talking head interviews,

1:15:20

we still couldn't put it all together because

1:15:23

there would just be wild cards with people making just

1:15:25

last minute decisions like, nope, gonna do this.

1:15:28

Can you do like double-blaming blame? Dude,

1:15:32

it was awesome. I don't know, if you're a first member, if you wanna

1:15:34

support us by being a first member,

1:15:36

both seasons available on the budget. But you

1:15:38

can skip to season two if you're only gonna watch one of them, I

1:15:40

would say just watch the movie. Yeah. I

1:15:42

mean, do you like it? I mean, do you like it? I've watched

1:15:45

it so much. Season one has me and Fredo.

1:15:47

Season one gets the ball rolling, you know, like

1:15:49

most good shows. And then you guys kept

1:15:51

the peak up high. Episode five

1:15:53

and six, I think, were like the crazy

1:15:55

ones. Dude, how many episodes?

1:15:58

I think there's nine episodes for both. seasons

1:16:00

just by the way it shakes out. It was a

1:16:02

lot of fucking fun. And it's funny because everyone did a remote

1:16:04

except me Gavin and Meg. Yeah.

1:16:07

Did it at like the production office

1:16:09

where you guys were all filming. But we were like

1:16:12

sequestered in the way. So

1:16:14

we would cause be so many breaks. You

1:16:16

know, so much was filming like footage and footage and footage.

1:16:19

And so we'd walk out of room and just

1:16:22

be like, that was an interesting

1:16:24

game. Yes.

1:16:27

And the second be like, I wonder. No

1:16:30

true. They were very good about that. We were just sitting

1:16:32

there or we would just go.

1:16:37

Or if it was like not us related at all, you know,

1:16:39

it'd be like, oh, they're about to go home.

1:16:43

I'm just saying I think someone's about to go home. But

1:16:45

it was it was fun almost to like come out and

1:16:47

see Meg because Meg, Meg I knew was going to be the

1:16:49

biggest competition from the beginning because Meg's like me. Meg's

1:16:52

just devious. And she watched a survivor.

1:16:54

Right. And so Meg and I on the same game, I

1:16:56

guarantee you, Meg's like awesome because that's

1:16:58

you don't need to be making enemies right off the bat.

1:17:01

Sure. Wow. And then the second she

1:17:03

switched, she's already on the other team. And I'm just

1:17:05

like, all right, Meg's

1:17:06

full blown now trying to get me out. And by like

1:17:08

episode three or whatever. And so I'd

1:17:10

walk out and Meg and I would be like,

1:17:14

eat her a little sandwich. Well,

1:17:18

that was an interesting vote, wasn't it? It's

1:17:20

scared down. Or like, yeah, whatever. It

1:17:22

was fun. It was a lot of fun though. Yeah.

1:17:25

Was it only them? Because you'd probably be the only one to answer

1:17:27

this. Was everyone else remote in both seasons

1:17:29

besides those three? So

1:17:31

for season one, I believe

1:17:34

Lindsay had a spot in the office.

1:17:37

And I think we had prepared for

1:17:39

somebody else to be local. Season one, when was

1:17:41

that?

1:17:41

That was the very top of January 2022

1:17:47

because they both came out last season. Literally the

1:17:49

week that I was moving. Yeah. So

1:17:52

I believe everyone ended up being remote. But we had

1:17:54

some other settings. I think for us,

1:17:56

which I know was mostly me, it just like post

1:17:58

quarantine. I went.

1:17:59

No more work from home. That's when

1:18:02

they're like, we'll make a set up. We'll also get that

1:18:04

too. We

1:18:07

wanted you guys to be able to be in the

1:18:09

zone, because we know how much of a struggle

1:18:11

it is to juggle kids and the recording all in one

1:18:13

place. So yeah, we

1:18:15

had actually planned for the event that everybody

1:18:18

could be in the office. But with quarantine, we were going

1:18:20

to have, by the way, the building that

1:18:22

we were in worked. There were side offices

1:18:24

and conference rooms. And just enough that we could put

1:18:26

PCs everywhere. We were even planning

1:18:29

for Panton to be flown

1:18:29

in, because he was

1:18:32

scheduled for the first season, then we moved him to the

1:18:34

next. But yeah, so we were, it

1:18:37

gets a little muddy, but I know Lindsay and maybe

1:18:39

one other person, but I can't remember, because I think they

1:18:42

got eliminated pretty quick. Who

1:18:44

was that person? That was me. How

1:18:46

did you like it? What was your experience?

1:18:48

Just because it's like, I mean, we're all in this end. We

1:18:50

weren't here being like, someone invited

1:18:52

to do it.

1:18:53

I think that was my first time being a part of an officially

1:18:55

ran huge thing. You

1:18:58

don't think this is official? We're all this.

1:19:00

Not my first though. That's all my

1:19:02

first time. Kirby's stuck in a hand. That's not too

1:19:05

official. That's extremely official. We're all

1:19:07

these cameras. That was just first time. That

1:19:09

was just first time. This is official. Let's

1:19:12

talk. That's official. We

1:19:14

just ruined it all. But

1:19:17

with Survive Black Island, that experience was really

1:19:19

cool. I think what was exciting for me was, that

1:19:21

was my first time ever watching. I'd never watched Survivor

1:19:23

or watched the first episode or the season. What

1:19:26

I was going to become, I didn't know. First episode,

1:19:29

I remember I was almost voted out. I was

1:19:31

so scared. I'm like, fuck, I fucked this up. And

1:19:33

then after that, I'm like, no, I'm just going to go in and I'm just going to survive.

1:19:36

And that's just

1:19:36

what happened. You're going to survive.

1:19:39

I survived. I will do what needs to be done to survive.

1:19:41

It was fun. It was chaotic. It was nice to have you. You did

1:19:43

a great job, dude. You really did. You really, really

1:19:45

did. And I know there's a lot of times where you're very

1:19:47

nervous. But it was very interesting to watch, because

1:19:50

I know how safe you are in this moment. But you're like,

1:19:52

oh my god, I'm going to go home. But everyone was like that. It was

1:19:54

really cool to see people that hadn't seen the show

1:19:57

play the game, because as

1:19:58

a fan of the show, I got to see them.

1:19:59

to see totally different gameplay tactics. Like

1:20:02

I really loved and respected what Barbara and Fredo were

1:20:04

doing the whole first season because they know that show. But

1:20:06

then like folks like you and Michael, it was interesting

1:20:09

to see you guys almost

1:20:10

sample some big strategies that

1:20:12

are in the show without even knowing, but then also do your own

1:20:15

thing. It was so cool to see the show come

1:20:17

to life, I don't know. We pretty much like take them out. Oh

1:20:19

yeah, it was a thing too, where

1:20:21

I think we both went like, all right look there's gonna be

1:20:23

alliances and stuff. Like again, obviously the first alliance

1:20:26

was our team, but then it's like, okay vote out the weakest

1:20:28

link. Immediately like me, you and Meg made an

1:20:30

alliance. Like all right, we're half the team.

1:20:33

It's like if we can get the first person voted out,

1:20:35

then we control the majority. And there's no reason to backstab

1:20:37

each other at that point. I don't need to watch Survivor. There's

1:20:39

no fucking reason. Let's get rid of the

1:20:42

other people first. Exactly,

1:20:44

so then that only made our path, like two seconds

1:20:46

into the game, we were just like, so we're just gonna do the thing, right?

1:20:48

We're like, yeah, okay, cool. And that like

1:20:51

that kept you in the game. I mean,

1:20:53

it kept all of us, but like specifically you, you

1:20:55

would have like, you would have been kicked out or at least

1:20:57

it would have been in comparison, but it was

1:21:00

just,

1:21:01

challenge one. It was five to shit in

1:21:03

the forest. Yes, were you in the Blackwater? It

1:21:05

was her and blessing. I

1:21:08

remember

1:21:08

the voting book, I was literally like, oh fuck you

1:21:10

guys, you don't wanna go? But it wasn't really

1:21:12

ever, ooh, could be free. It was blessing because we

1:21:14

had the alliance already.

1:21:16

For entertainment, you didn't like

1:21:18

let me know that. So you were like, we gotta

1:21:20

vote you out. I'm like, come on Michael,

1:21:22

come on man. Please don't man. Come on

1:21:24

man, let's get going. Let's get going.

1:21:27

What's that alliance for? You do good. Yeah.

1:21:29

Man, poor blessing though, cause like we worked really closely

1:21:31

with him to make sure that he had the, cause like

1:21:34

if you're out, you're out and like the rest of the week

1:21:36

becomes yours again until the final episode where we bring everyone

1:21:38

back. But we worked really closely with him

1:21:40

because he's got a packed schedule to make sure he was available,

1:21:43

that he could do it and like, and whatever, whatever. And

1:21:46

day one, he's like, well, hey,

1:21:48

at least we planned it, but I got my week back. So

1:21:51

it was like for him anyway, he was like being very

1:21:54

busy that particular week. So he's like, it sucks,

1:21:56

but honestly though, it's nice to be able to get some

1:21:58

classic survivor.

1:21:59

I had a blessing and John Holland went to two nicest

1:22:02

people immediately, we were like, get the fuck out of

1:22:04

here. It was a kid. And then we'd

1:22:06

get Lindsey out, we were like, that's the builder of our house. We

1:22:09

built our whole fucking house. Who's the first person

1:22:11

that went out season one? Do you remember? I

1:22:13

don't even remember how rude I actually cared about our cast at the

1:22:15

time. Jesus Christ. I just

1:22:18

go feel bad. Wait, it was Jacob, right? Because it was a random draw. Oh

1:22:20

yeah, before we say it, I know

1:22:22

this has been out now for like a year and a half, but if you

1:22:25

haven't seen these shows, my camera's getting closer. If you

1:22:27

haven't seen season one,

1:22:29

the way episode one of season

1:22:31

one ended is like peak

1:22:34

survivor. I've seen it maybe two or three times

1:22:36

in survivor history and it happened our first

1:22:38

episode. But with that said, here's the ending. What was it?

1:22:41

No, so they tied the

1:22:43

voting block multiple times. They

1:22:45

tied the, so then they went back to vote. Nobody

1:22:47

changed, so it was another three weeks. So it was another tie.

1:22:51

So it went to drawing. It was two, two, two.

1:22:53

Yeah, so they went to drawing rocks.

1:22:56

And then whoever had the one

1:22:58

different color rock

1:22:59

was out. Yeah, it was like too gray and a

1:23:01

white. And then you just had three chests

1:23:03

and I go pick a chest. That's just how it goes. Well,

1:23:06

I remember when I heard that, I went, how

1:23:08

in the hell did no one change

1:23:10

your, because you have to just stay, I'm locked

1:23:12

in that boat. I'm not changing it. I think

1:23:15

it was Gus, EK, and Jacob.

1:23:18

And one of the other things too, that

1:23:20

there are I think some comments on and is

1:23:22

like

1:23:23

the team composition, I tried really hard

1:23:26

to make sure that you had a little bit of

1:23:28

relationships over here and a little bit of relationships over here

1:23:30

and some that would cross, but also balancing

1:23:32

the skills of each team. So that way

1:23:34

you had

1:23:35

all teams that had at least one heavy hitter Minecraft

1:23:38

person and one person that just didn't know the game

1:23:40

or play it. And it was just really unfortunate

1:23:42

that by pure luck, somebody

1:23:44

who had all three of them, none of them had votes on them.

1:23:46

That's how that works is like, if we

1:23:48

keep voting on people, you fuck the people that

1:23:51

it goes back to you. Because like you need to do your fault

1:23:54

or it'll be you. You failed at voting

1:23:56

someone off. So now you're at risk of getting thrown off.

1:23:58

So can Jacob being a huge Minecraft person expert

1:24:00

and fan was the first person

1:24:02

that went out with randomization and never

1:24:05

had a vote on him. Yeah, that's crazy. And he's

1:24:07

like as though at the very end when he was voting

1:24:09

for who he thinks should win, he was like, well,

1:24:11

as the only person in survived block Island

1:24:13

history who hasn't had a vote against that. My

1:24:19

favorite fucking moment was I don't remember

1:24:21

how we manipulated it. But when it came down to you

1:24:23

being the tiebreaker and you literally just picked

1:24:26

who voted out. That's it. Oh, God. And it was

1:24:28

just like, you had the ultimate say

1:24:30

and I just went, choose, strike

1:24:32

me down and I will only be proud. Oh,

1:24:36

you were so good. And then you're just like,

1:24:38

I have to do what he said. It's

1:24:40

like,

1:24:41

oh, you know what

1:24:43

you will make your choice. My

1:24:45

favorite. My favorite is when we muted Jack, like

1:24:47

when you muted him with the book. And Jack was looking

1:24:49

at it like this. He's like, oh, was it just

1:24:51

the shit? He

1:24:55

was like, it was like right after you were like, no,

1:24:57

no. And he's like, what? And

1:24:59

I leaned over and I remember I went, you

1:25:04

walk up to him and look. It was

1:25:06

in Minecraft. I was at a computer and

1:25:08

he's at a computer. But if I close my eyes,

1:25:11

it was me in real life whispering to Jack like,

1:25:13

yep. Like that's how real it was. My

1:25:16

favorite part was furious. Was that he didn't

1:25:18

even get voted off. That was the best part. That's true.

1:25:20

That had to stay on our team. Well,

1:25:22

he was fucking teaming. Oh, yes. He

1:25:24

didn't blame him. He blamed him for it. Oh,

1:25:27

my God. That's all about it. He was, he's

1:25:29

going to go get out of here. Get out of here.

1:25:31

He built his own house. He built his own house. He built

1:25:34

his own house. He built his own house. I'm

1:25:38

not

1:25:38

living with you and he moved like a block

1:25:40

away. Yeah, let me kick him off. Took

1:25:42

that house too. It was, it

1:25:45

was stuff like that. The puffing

1:25:47

of the character, the mission of that.

1:25:49

You were very good at that too, where you were just like,

1:25:52

bro. This

1:25:55

is me. Some people were very good at puppeting

1:25:57

their character to express their personality.

1:25:59

And you guys were so good at it. I was like

1:26:02

chuckling. I don't know how it got cut down, but in the finale

1:26:04

when we each had a piece, I literally started

1:26:06

crouching immediately, and I was like, tell

1:26:09

me. Yes, yes. Tell me this. I

1:26:12

was walking back, and Trevor was like, all right, let's,

1:26:15

what are you, like, hurry up. Let me

1:26:18

tell you why

1:26:21

we're here. That was fucking fun. I also loved

1:26:23

the talking heads, because I loved to ramble, and

1:26:26

I also carried this guy's head around a lot. Yeah,

1:26:29

there's

1:26:29

talks about this. Dude, I remember, because

1:26:32

they were like, they're like, so

1:26:35

Michael got a hold of your head, and

1:26:38

he's just been carrying you around, so he might have

1:26:40

you do some ADR for that.

1:26:42

Sure. Did we end up doing

1:26:44

that, or was it like ghostly Fredo, or

1:26:47

something? I don't know if we did or not, but I just went, yeah,

1:26:49

that adds up. It was funny, too, because

1:26:51

before, and it did do something. I think how

1:26:53

that happened was, it might have been like one, one

1:26:55

or two. Season two people found

1:26:58

the chopping block from season one, because

1:27:01

man, behind the scenes, the weekend leading

1:27:03

up to the Monday of filming, the server

1:27:06

got lost. The whole island disappeared. And

1:27:09

God bless Ice Hand and his team for

1:27:11

rebuilding it, scavenging the whole

1:27:14

island again, in like

1:27:15

overnight to make it happen. And

1:27:17

so because of that, there was a few merger

1:27:19

things that got confusing, so chopping

1:27:21

block was still there, and there was a few things that people

1:27:23

found. Oh, like that shit wasn't supposed to be there? People

1:27:26

flocked to it, and were like, chest, heads, things.

1:27:29

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know what's in these. And

1:27:31

then I went, I'm fucking keeping it. And you're like, that's

1:27:33

my head. And then later, though, this

1:27:35

is what's great. This is not

1:27:37

scripted. This is not whatever. It's just

1:27:40

good production. So I was already running

1:27:42

around with that, and I'm talking out loud, because that's

1:27:45

the

1:27:45

whole point of being recorded. You do monologue

1:27:47

a little bit more, you're by yourself. And I was like, man, fuck.

1:27:51

Wish I had Fuyu's head. And then your head just

1:27:53

falls out of the sky. I was like, thank you.

1:27:56

My friends are like, my friends are like, I'm

1:27:58

going crazy.

1:28:00

Every single time,

1:28:02

every time, like my phone, I'd be like,

1:28:04

all right, let's see, oh fuck my head, where's Alfredo's

1:28:06

head? And someone's like, yeah, he's a new one. Like

1:28:08

I had a million, I lost your head so many times.

1:28:10

You would like put it on a rock and just forget about it. I'll

1:28:13

just put it on my way back. And then people would just be giving me your

1:28:15

heads. There was a little

1:28:18

behind the scenes that, I don't know. Last

1:28:20

story? Last story, question mark. All

1:28:22

right, so going into

1:28:24

season two, we wanted to build on like the

1:28:27

food part because I don't want

1:28:29

to go too hard on it, but I wanted to give you guys something to do,

1:28:32

like

1:28:32

excuses to go off because otherwise you're kind of

1:28:34

just like, so food was an

1:28:36

element and starvation was a thing. Like I wanted

1:28:38

people to make sure that they stayed topped off or if you,

1:28:41

you know, whatever. We pulled back

1:28:43

on some of those elements, but there was a time where Michael

1:28:46

was organically finding a destination. I happened

1:28:48

to be the one camming him and he goes,

1:28:50

he was ticking because he was

1:28:52

starving. He's going, what's that up there? That

1:28:56

looks like something. I was

1:28:58

like, oh, I'm going to die before I get there. Seems

1:29:01

like good content up there. And

1:29:04

that's actually in the trailer where you're going.

1:29:07

Oh, I was going, I'm

1:29:10

sick of camping. Yeah. I don't

1:29:14

want to attempt it, but yeah, he's up there just going, you

1:29:17

know, like as he found something and I

1:29:19

was camming him. I was like,

1:29:21

if you stakes came.

1:29:22

Oh, I'll make it to the, the

1:29:26

whole time he's talking about how that happened. Like we're going to

1:29:28

cut that out. And

1:29:31

now they know the whole show was rigged. It

1:29:33

was all rigged. No, it was, it actually,

1:29:36

it was the Trevor and I were the only ones actually even playing.

1:29:38

We manipulated every character, every character. We

1:29:41

just had, we just had a nation. Our right. 50, uh,

1:29:44

uh, razor Naga's plugged in. And so

1:29:46

they're like, they're like all keyboard. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:49

And so you were just pressing buttons. I play

1:29:51

Minecraft like this with three characters. All

1:29:53

right. Well, that was it. Great.

1:29:56

That was it. Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:29:58

like Ferris Bueller.

1:29:59

Like Michael. They're back to the post credits. They

1:30:02

have a nice ending. This is the pre-credit ending. This

1:30:05

is the natural end of the film and

1:30:07

he just turns the camera over and over. This

1:30:09

is actually when the cars already crashed and

1:30:11

they're winding down, they turn to the camera and say fuck

1:30:14

off. And

1:30:17

then there's a parade. And then the credits

1:30:19

roll. Oh, well thanks for joining us. I was

1:30:21

gonna do that. Where can they find you

1:30:23

in your content?

1:30:24

Online. Online.

1:30:27

Twitch on TV slash food. Oh

1:30:29

my god. Wow. A Frito place. That's

1:30:32

wild. Fu, yeah, capital Y. F,

1:30:34

capital Y. Not that bad. I invited

1:30:37

you anyway. It's capital F, capital Y. But just so you know, Fu,

1:30:38

yeah. Fu, yeah. No age at the end. Fu, yeah.

1:30:41

Right. All right. Time for

1:30:43

the posture. I think this cake, Fu, yeah, it was awesome. Good

1:30:46

stream. Should probably

1:30:49

fuck end it on that. That would

1:30:50

be scrolling. Oh yeah. Well,

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