Isabella is taking me to a (non-sex) dungeon to have a chat to a giant eyeball. We discuss all things Beholder and behold some things we wish we hadn’t.Guest: Corey Glamuzina (@CoreyMGlamuzina)Check out The Big Hoo-Haa! Melbourne, every F

Kiss of the Spiderwoman (with Lena Moon)

Sep 15th, 2019 28m 29s

Deep in the forest is a spiderwoman who lures men to her lair to eat them. But she has many other interests as well.Guest: Lena Moon @lenaimoonClick here to find Lena’s show “This Is Our Pilot” in Melbourne, Sep 20-27Click here Isabella’

Giving Cthulhu a Call (with Randy Adeva)

Sep 8th, 2019 30m 7s

In the dark depths of R’lyeh sleeps and ancient terror so horrifying that to even gave upon it’s visage is to lose one’s sanity. We woke him up to have a chat about all things Cthulhu.Guest: Randy AdevaGot an idea for who you’d like to se

Getting Ghosted (with David Massingham)

Sep 1st, 2019 32m 36s

This spooky episode has us visiting a haunted house in the woods. There we meet more than one ghost, help finish some business and I get undressed… AgainGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCh

Antisocial Medea (with Christopher Demos)

Aug 25th, 2019 34m 34s

We’ve cashed in a few favours to score an interview with Hollywood’s biggest unsung villain, Medea.Guest: Christopher Demos (Insta: @christopherdemos or @lechrisdemos Twitter: @lechrisdemos)Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melb

Internet Dating by an Ok Cupid (with Meerna Yousif)

Aug 18th, 2019 31m 35s

What better to do in the city of love than chat to the god of love. Cupid himself has come to chat to us about love, dating and app design.Guest: Meerna Yousif (@meernayousif)Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at

Every Leprechaun Has a Mother (with Alexia May Brinsley)

Aug 11th, 2019 32m 38s

Ahhh Ireland. Land of pubs, luck, leprechauns and other stereotypes. Have a listen to our interview with the only female leprechaun in existence!Guest: Alexia May Brinsley (Twitter: @alexiabrinsley Insta: @alexiamaybrinsley)Look for her i

A Maid with Selkie Skin (with Lisa Woodbrook)

Jul 27th, 2019 30m 57s

We’re in Scotland again! Came to make sure everything was in order at Loch Ness but met someone new and stole their skin. All in a day’s work for us, I guess.Guest: Lisa Woodbrook (@lisawoodbrook)Got an idea for who you’d like to see on t

A Vampire Wedding and Rumpelstiltskin (with Emmet Nichols)

Jul 21st, 2019 26m 53s

We got invited to a wedding! However, like most events we go to, we managed to make the whole thing about us. Also, we get to meet Rumpelstiltskin who is an absolute child-eating treat.Guest Emmet Nichols, artistic director of Impromptunes

Centaurs and Mentors (with George Gayler)

Jul 13th, 2019 39m 23s

So… Isabella has taken me to meet a sex therapist centaur. Barbialla specialises in human-animal hybrids but she’s made an exception for me. Which is… great. I’m fine with this.Guest: George Gayler (@georgogeorge)Got an idea for who you’d

Even Demons Have Demons (with Luke Goodall)

Jul 7th, 2019 37m 10s

This week we’re going to Ibiza and we’re going to have a party with a demon named Greg.Guest: Luke Goodall (@goodallandgallagher / youtube.com/goodallandgallagher)Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fa

What Wolf? Werewolf (with Patrick Collins)

Jun 30th, 2019 38m 3s

Our new friend Terry is a werewolf and I think he might be a little too into the whole wolf thing.Guest: Patrick Collins (@PatComedian)Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the ot

The Difference Between a Ghoul and a Zombie (with Mark Gambino)

Jun 22nd, 2019 37m 6s

We’re in London meeting with the president of the Association of Whimsical And Neglected Knowledge Reclaimers (AWANKR). Honestly, it’s a privilege to know that such a prestigious organisation has our backs. Also, it’s Isabella who gets physi

Ra and Brahs (with Lauren Bok)

Jun 16th, 2019 36m 50s

We went up to the sky to find out more about why Isabella was adopted by fairies but ended up sunbathing with the Egyptian sun god.Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other po

Conversations with My Conscience (with Amberly Cull)

Jun 9th, 2019 33m 38s

We’ve got our most diminutive guest on yet! One little mouse with one big job to do.With guest Amberly Cull (@amberlycull)Listen to her on ‘Something Amazing’ wherever you listen to podcasts!Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the s

Immortal Wingman (with Oliver Cowen)

Jun 2nd, 2019 30m 27s

Isabella sets me up with a flaming hot bird. Literally though. Check all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions

Envoy of Mischief (with Candice D'Arcy)

May 26th, 2019 28m 56s

We went to Cape Town to meet the infamous Tokoloshe. What we got instead was friendship… friendship and saggy elbows.Guest: Candice D’arcyYou can find Blank Canvas Theatre on Facebook and @bctmelbourneCheck all of the other podcasts on T

TEASER

May 25th, 2019

Look out for the next episode!Morgan Phillips, Isabella ValetteYou can find Blank Canvas Theatre on Facebook and @bctmelbourneCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions

18. Stay Away From Forest Animals (with Dan Debuf)

May 19th, 2019 33m 55s

We’re back! After our break we’re heading to Germany to meet the Wolpertinger. He was so friendly and took us to a lovely Berlin café and I wouldn’t recommend the experience to anyone.Guest: Dan Debuf (@dandebuf)Check him out on Totally Obses

17. The King of the Night

Apr 15th, 2019 28m 39s

We meet the Night King as the last season of Game of Thrones unfolds to talk about poop and The Bachelor.Check out The Bachelor in Westeros trailer here:https://youtu.be/YIznFq58h3wor Isabella’s Facebook page here:https://www.facebook.com/I

16. Do You Want to Meet a Snowman?

Mar 31st, 2019 28m 12s

We’re stuck on Mount Everest, we haven’t eaten, we’re trapped in a shack and my hand is looking a little gangrenous. But at least we get to have a friendly chat with the Abominable Snowman!Guest: Ryan CoffeyFunky Bunch Entertainmenthttps://w

15. A Mum Above All Mums

Mar 24th, 2019 24m 9s

This week, we spend 17 weeks in Ikea. Don’t ask how that works, I don’t understand it either.Guest: Amanda BuckleyLook for her in ‘At the Movies’ in Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2019 and Yourovision returning to Melbourne in Apri

14. A Little Night-Time Gardening

Mar 17th, 2019 25m 4s

Finally! I get to see Isabella's childhood home. Unfortunately, she doesn't let me meet her parents. Instead we chat to a small gnome with a large talent for gardening.Guest: Brenton Gardiner

13. There's a Wizard Behind Every Death Quest

Mar 10th, 2019 25m 5s

I get sent on my first and hopefully only death quest by a wizard named Nigel. Isabella reveals she can't be trusted with glassware.Guest: Joshua BurtonCatch him in Impromptunes: The Completely Improvised Musical and It's Talkie Time With Jack