Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like Return of the “lockdown lash out” … Circling back… is said like 87 times. We do much circling back.

Highlights:

Sickness isn’t the same anymore.

We’ve been sick but we haven’t had covid… like probably.

Counterfeit monies and not liking old bills.

Vaccine conspiracy theorists… you are not that important. If they were going to try to take out a huge amount of the population why would they choose to eradicate the compliant?! They wouldn’t, pull your head outta your ass. YOU ARENT THE WHOLE ORANGE.

FUCK THAT OFF.

How wearing masks is helpful because ppl can’t see or hear you speaking or singing to yourself. They hide stupid real good sometimes. Which becomes a Hella Segway.. 

“we wear the masks we make for ourselves” (the genius gab pulls from her butt.)

People don’t always know the real you, they know the you you’ve created for them… masking.

 We’re not just assholes… there are factors.

Auditory processing problems are a thing.

Gentle parenting… we try. 

SCHOOL STARTED! We do not know how we got over half an hour into the recording before realizing it was back to school week. HALLELUJER 

if you don’t know how the kiss and ride program works at school FUCK THAT OFF. Chantels ready to throw hands in the kiss and ride line at school.

F*CKING KISS AND RIDE.

You can count on Gabby’s kid to tell you what you oughta be doing or where you’ve fallen short. She’s real good at shaming… so cool.

We are very much looking forward to mom Mondays… coming soon.

And then Chantel realizes she done fucked up. Episode ends in minor panic.

HAPPY MONDAY!

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

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