"Archaeological Swordsmen" Recorded on April 17, 2015. This week we look into investing in some real estate and we find out how much some shit is worth.

Topics Discussed: Caldwell Boner, Porn Cops, Pet Pet Home Homing, Flocka News Brief, Twinkle-Toed Grandad, Grand Theft Jazzy, Canine Fecal Valuation, Corpse Massage, Tidal Fight, Time Travel HItler Murder, The Hunger, World's Largest Stew, Bull Semen Heist, Sextiquette