"Too Far Too Slow" Recorded August 3, 2015.  We debate the merits of your average good samaritan, questioning the very notion of altruism, while simultaneously disgusting you with our opinions and the sounds of kettle cooked chips being eaten.

Topics Discussed: Darjeeling Sleeper, Redacted: Section 69A, The Colonel's Instant Recipe, Sir Steven "Hippy Dippy" Hawkins, New Kicks, Watch the Cougar get Stroked, Leathermanslenderman, 525,600 Bottles of Dick Juice, Shaggin' the Shrubbery, La Bataille de l'Sommes et mess Testicules, James Wagner Must Die, Creosote Log Recall, The Australia Paradox, The Quizno's Diet, Castrato Vibrato