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My wife proposed we sleep with another girl.

0:29

Is she the a-hole or maybe the hero?

0:31

This comes from throw

0:34

away confused hubby. Who

0:36

says? Glad

0:39

you liked that one, boys. My

0:44

wife Ash and I have been married for eight

0:46

years and wanted to spice things

0:48

up. Apparently. I always knew

0:50

she had bisexual interest or at

0:52

least was bi-curious. Not

0:55

Riley and I making eye contact.

0:57

I always did. She had bisexual interest or is

0:59

at least my curious, but it never bothered me.

1:01

In the past, we visited strip clubs as well

1:04

and she enjoyed private dances. Last week, my wife.

1:07

Dude, I feel like I'm on the

1:10

outside looking in right now. Dude,

1:12

I feel like we got some inside thing going on. Last

1:15

week, Ashley told me that she'd been

1:17

thinking for a while if we could

1:19

maybe consider occasionally, including another girl in

1:22

our spicy sleep life. I asked

1:29

her what she meant and she brought up that

1:31

her friend Claire had expressed interest in us. I

1:33

know Claire and she always seemed a

1:36

quiet, unassuming woman. I'm surprised by

1:38

this lady in the streets. Are you seeing the sheets? My

1:41

wife said that before they could further talk about

1:43

this, she wanted to know and have my opinion.

1:45

She said she thinks she would really like that

1:47

and it could spice up our bedroom. I was

1:49

more concerned than anything else. I

1:52

read many horror stories about

1:54

three people leaving together, going wrong,

1:56

and poly relationships never working out in

1:58

the end. We have

2:00

read many stories. We

2:03

have read many of these. The

2:05

evidence is on our catalog. It is rough

2:08

and I would say the fact that it

2:10

is a friend is not a tick in

2:12

favor of this engagement. Give me a percentage

2:14

of a success rate that this is going

2:17

to be okay. This

2:19

situation right here. If it goes through 10%. 20

2:22

maybe more. We

2:25

know like 8. That's the number that we've seen. 8, look at

2:27

a friend. The poly

2:29

relationships. Oh, poly relationships in

2:31

general maybe 20% but this

2:33

specific scenario working out 10%.

2:36

It's just so like if it is

2:38

a close friend and your partner is

2:41

like by, like squarely by,

2:44

the chances of there being feelings is

2:46

high. True. That's

2:49

feelings. My wife countered that

2:51

she doesn't want a poly relationship. Just

2:53

a sexual thing and that she

2:56

understands my concerns and that if I fear it,

2:58

it would damage our marriage. She will take it

3:00

off the table without any ill feelings. Do as

3:02

some of you don't know. Stranger. Stranger. She

3:04

still asked me to seriously consider it because

3:07

it could be something beautiful to share and

3:09

she wants me in on it because she

3:11

wouldn't enjoy it at all if I consented

3:13

but kept out. Oh, I guess

3:15

like it was just like watching in the corner. I

3:18

read that is like, he's like, yeah, you can

3:20

hook up with her, but like I don't want

3:22

the three of us do together. Yeah. He's

3:25

like in the closet, picking out. Why

3:27

would they? So

3:30

either both of us are in or

3:32

the thing is off. He also said

3:34

we'll be extensively talking with Claire before

3:36

anything happens and discussing boundaries, limits and

3:38

conditions. Yeah. Ash is

3:40

a very logical woman. So logical

3:42

that we joke that like all

3:44

engineers, she doesn't live, she functions.

3:47

So if she's an engineer, sorry

3:49

engineers, but she probably doesn't have

3:51

a lot of emotional empathy. That is

3:53

a wide, wild, emotional empathy.

3:56

Wild. Nevermind. What she said, that

3:58

she's so funny. She's functional, she doesn't

4:00

live in functions. So like, she wouldn't have

4:03

any emotions. Engineers are not

4:05

known for their emotional intelligence. I

4:08

think engineers, specifically people who

4:10

went to school as engineers,

4:12

have no emotions. I

4:15

studied mechanical engineering. I was a terrible

4:17

engineer. It was all

4:20

jokes. We engineer

4:22

content now. Very different.

4:24

And have emotions. That's right. No

4:27

further comments. No

4:32

comment. Oh my God. I

4:34

am drawn to trust her on the

4:37

logistics and emotional aspects of this. I

4:39

brought up if she could get jealous

4:41

of Claire if I did anything with

4:43

her, she replied she actually fantasized about

4:45

it. And for that reason, I'm in. Take

4:50

all my money. She also reiterated that

4:52

Claire is not taking the place of

4:54

any of us. She is an extra

4:56

and she knows it. Like

4:59

the strippers we visited. Okay.

5:02

So like she is like

5:05

you are effing each other through her. She

5:07

is like one of those like chinesy Chinese finger traps. And

5:10

like your fingers stuck in the middle. You

5:12

know how those you got those three balls and it's like

5:14

you let one go. No, no, no. Wait,

5:16

what? But like you have the balls and it's like you let one

5:18

go. Yeah, you go boom

5:21

and it and it goes the energy goes

5:23

through it. So she's the two balls. No,

5:25

she's the one ball. Oh, do you need two

5:27

for that? Usually have four. Oh, I was

5:29

thinking you want to you could do it

5:31

with three though. Okay. Well, she's

5:33

the ones in the middle. Yeah, I'm leaning to

5:35

trust ash and I'm considering it, but I still

5:37

have lots of concerns. What should I

5:39

do? Should I at least talk about this with

5:41

both of them before giving them the green light?

5:44

And we have some comments that I'm assuming

5:47

are going to be juicy as long as

5:49

an update and four days after this. But

5:52

let's stop right here. Everyone right now watching. Please

5:54

share in the comments. Damn, Riley should OP

5:56

go forward with this. it

6:00

isn't an F yes, it's

6:02

probably a no. Yeah. You

6:05

know, like at least at this

6:07

point, right? And I also think doing

6:09

a group project in this nature is

6:11

probably better with someone that you don't

6:14

know in case you fail, you

6:16

know? If he doesn't

6:18

do it though, the wife may grow resentment

6:20

because she's been fantasizing about it and has

6:22

been wanting it for a while. But

6:25

I don't think that's... Well,

6:27

but like, alright, maybe do it, but don't do

6:30

it with a friend. Do it with someone else.

6:32

Do it like... But is that what

6:34

is... I feel like... Does she specifically want the friend?

6:36

If she specifically wants the friend, I think that might

6:38

be a problem. Yeah, that is... Yeah. I

6:41

mean, I think she wants the... I don't know if she

6:43

would not want to do it without, but I think...

6:46

I would guess OP is more concerned

6:49

with the fact that

6:53

there's a threesome in like

6:55

period versus it being with a friend or

6:58

not. Well, I mean, if... I

7:00

thought that that helps. Yeah. I

7:02

think it's like... You need to think about

7:04

it, so don't rush into anything. It

7:07

sounds like OP is

7:10

kind of concerned about doing something like this,

7:12

but I think if you're gonna do

7:14

a threesome, do it with someone you don't know.

7:16

Instead of stranger danger, stranger banger. Stranger

7:19

banger. Stranger banger. But

7:22

we've got some real comments, ladies and gentlemen. R

7:24

U Logical says, there's always a risk

7:27

that you'll ruin the relationship. If you're

7:29

both happy to gamble on that, then

7:31

go for it. Sam Rhee says, you

7:33

gotta think, does your wife want a

7:35

real threesome or just to be with

7:37

a woman while you are in the

7:39

room? In other words, will

7:41

she be okay if during your

7:43

encounter, you start banging Claire

7:46

like a crazed hound and enjoying

7:48

it? What a description. Or

7:51

would that be a big no-no for her? I

7:53

think there's a way to focus on one partner and...

8:00

make sure that that person is taken care

8:02

of and then like have an ancillary like

8:04

satellite thing and you know.

8:06

Good breakdown. I have no idea. It

8:10

almost sounds like, nevermind. Next,

8:15

would she then want to do a threesome

8:17

with another guy instead of a girl? Would

8:20

you be okay with another guy being your

8:22

wife like a cheap camper? Bro,

8:24

this commenter is expressive in their writing.

8:27

On the surface, it sounds like a

8:29

penthouse letter gone to reality but the

8:31

potential fallout is huge. OP replies to

8:33

this. She wants me to bang Claire

8:36

and this is the part that actually

8:38

troubles me the most. So she fantasizes

8:40

about the two of them. She

8:42

wants to watch. Yeah. She's in

8:44

the closet looking and peeking through and. That,

8:47

yes. Crashing

8:49

the DJ. Crashing the record. Let me ask you boys.

8:51

Let me ask you this boys. Let

8:54

me ask you this boys. And everyone watching right

8:56

now, do they go through with it? Nah

8:58

dude. Yeah, I think it's an O. I think O.P. Yeah,

9:02

therapy. I think O.P. is

9:04

too distraught at

9:06

this and the fact that he wasn't like, that's perfect.

9:08

Let's do it. And like

9:11

the commenter has a great point. Like

9:13

we've read stories where a

9:15

partner was like, yeah, let's do

9:18

it. I'm so excited and then

9:20

sees their husband bang in

9:23

that third, like a cheap tambourine. Like

9:25

a cheap tambourine. Or tangerine. Or tangerine.

9:27

Rushing that tangerine, squeezing all the juice

9:29

out of it. And

9:32

so many tangerines in the house right

9:34

now. Dude, and they're dripping. Oh dude,

9:36

what? But like, and then that totally

9:38

ruined their marriage. She couldn't look at

9:40

him the same way. And like the

9:42

thing is when you're entering territory that's

9:44

uncharted, there will be uncharted feelings that

9:46

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Four days later.

10:54

I spoke with Ash my wife at length

10:56

about her proposal and her friend Claire. I

10:58

brought up some points that you guys made

11:00

and some that I was concerned about such

11:03

as, would this greenlight her bringing other people

11:05

including men in a relationship? Why Claire? That's

11:07

a great question. Do I have to be

11:09

concerned about the two of them having feelings

11:11

I don't know about? Do I have to

11:13

be concerned about Ash's feelings potentially getting her

11:15

if I do anything with Claire? I didn't

11:17

put these as accusations but as concerns on

11:19

my part which Ash replied to very exhaustively.

11:22

First, it didn't have to be Claire. She's

11:24

very much into the idea and available but

11:26

she has already accounted me not wanting her

11:28

and won't take it personally if that's not

11:31

the case. I will say so

11:33

far they have all everyone involved who's been

11:35

like pretty mature and adults about it so

11:37

far which is not always the case. Not

11:39

always the case. For now we have decided

11:41

for me to meet up with Claire both

11:43

on my own with Ash's knowledge to discuss

11:45

things and also for me to know her

11:47

better and with my wife if

11:49

things progress. Feel hands? I

11:53

mean everyone's acting very mature. So

11:55

mature. I think maybe things are back

11:57

on the table. I don't know. About them

11:59

having feelings. Ash told me that Claire

12:01

is basically a seasoned unicorn. I thought

12:03

I was a sister. And

12:09

a unicorn is like a third. Yes. To

12:11

be clear, it's like a third person

12:13

in the... Wait. So what does

12:15

the unicorn have to do with it? The

12:17

unicorn is the third person. So if a

12:19

couple is hooking up with someone, that person

12:22

is referred to as the unicorn. Okay. Okay.

12:24

So she's done this a lot? Yeah.

12:27

She is... She

12:29

has a lot of experience in

12:31

being the third person getting into

12:33

three stuff. Whoa. You might not

12:35

need another dude. You're good. She

12:38

never caught feelings for any couple and

12:40

is good at distancing herself if anyone

12:42

catches feelings. As for Ash, she admitted

12:44

her only feelings for Claire are that

12:46

of a friend and admittedly some mis-sexual

12:49

attraction. As for me and

12:51

Claire doing things, Ash has outlined her

12:53

desires as two. Her banging an attractive

12:55

woman and her watching me banging an

12:57

attractive woman. Banging an attractive woman all

12:59

around. Sort of something voyeuristic and she

13:01

said she dreamed and fantasized about this

13:03

for a while now. Basically fantasizing about

13:05

me cheating on her, but with her

13:07

approval. I am still wrapping my head around

13:09

all of this and she assured me if I

13:11

get too uncomfortable about this, we can shelf the

13:13

whole thing. No questions asked. Why shelf? Why not

13:15

throw it away? Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

13:17

Take it. Let's take it to the finish line, right?

13:20

Commit. She assured me. Yeah. The shelf implies we can

13:22

always get it back down later. Yeah. It's there if

13:24

you ever want it. It's always there. I think it's

13:26

more like, hey, if you want to pick it up,

13:28

it's there. But like if he's uncomfortable now, what will

13:30

change his mind later? I don't know. People change their

13:33

minds about a lot of things. You live and you

13:35

grow, you learn. And sometimes I mean,

13:37

you thought were impossible. Mythical even

13:39

become true. Unicorn exist. Magic. Yeah,

13:41

they do. She assured me that

13:43

her fantasies are not with compromising

13:45

our marriage for a couple of

13:47

O's if I'm not up

13:49

to it. She says that I have the last

13:52

say and she'll respect it no matter what. This

13:54

reassures me. And now we are still in the

13:56

considering stage. We do have

13:58

some comments and we do. have

14:00

an update. Another

14:03

update? Another update.

14:06

I think it seems more

14:08

possible now than it did

14:10

in the first one. Like I'm

14:13

now up to 20% of it being okay.

14:15

I think that they could do it and

14:17

have it work. Now there could be a

14:19

fallout of like one person hatching feelings or

14:21

something going awry, but I think they would

14:23

be able to resolve it and move on

14:25

from it if something went wrong. I have

14:27

an idea. So one of my friends is

14:29

a corn star and he has

14:35

shown me like some of his scripts,

14:37

right? Where it's like, okay, like this

14:39

is like, oh, like anyone got pizza

14:41

or whatever. It's like, okay, you're going to

14:43

be doing this position for like three minutes and

14:46

then this position and there's like water breaks between

14:48

the scenes and stuff. What if they script

14:50

it out? What would

14:53

happen during the encounter

14:56

to make sure that like,

14:58

it's like, okay, missionary five minutes.

15:01

I don't know. Doggy 10

15:04

minutes. Roggy 12

15:06

minutes. Roggy. Yeah. I'll

15:09

educate you later. I

15:13

totally missed

15:15

that. That's

15:18

amazing. What if they like, like they, they

15:20

wrote the script for

15:26

what the encounter would look like. So there's

15:28

more guard rails against like someone being like,

15:30

oh wow, that tambourine is being banged

15:33

on. That is a great point. Back

15:35

to your earlier point, when you're at

15:38

a point where you have to script

15:40

this out to like feel

15:43

good about it, is it even worth

15:46

it? I mean, is a play worth it

15:48

if you have to script it out? Totally

15:50

different. Would Citizen Kane be ever made if

15:52

it wasn't scripted? Never even seen it. Rose

15:54

bed. I

15:58

have no idea what's happening right now. This has

16:00

been the Sam and Riley Inside

16:02

Jokes episode, okay? So you just have a mirror.

16:05

I am on the outside looking in. I've been

16:07

on the outside for so long, I haven't been

16:09

able to look at Riley's eyes in like, like

16:11

what, weeks? Weeks. Weeks. Weeks.

16:15

You deserve this moment. Yeah. I'm

16:17

just stating facts. I'm just stating facts. One will

16:19

all be together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That's

16:22

true. Let's get to these comments. That's

16:25

a recipe for disaster. My advice is if you

16:27

agree and make a rule that nothing happens with

16:29

anyone you two come in contact with and

16:31

no one more than once. No friends,

16:33

no coworkers, anything like that. Agreed. Yeah,

16:36

that could, that would remove a lot of... That would mitigate

16:38

a lot of the issues. ...mitigate, yeah. I've read a lot

16:41

of stories about bringing in someone

16:43

close because they won't catch feelings or

16:45

because they've done it before and it

16:47

always ends bad. Mopi says, wife proposed

16:49

hiring in escorts. Oh, wow. But for

16:51

many people here, that's a bad idea

16:53

also. Wow. I feel like that's actually

16:55

the best idea. Yeah, that is actually a

16:57

lot more controlled. They like going to the strip

16:59

club. They get to pick one together and then

17:01

follow. Honestly, that feels like the

17:03

best idea. It's a fun day. Yeah, I think

17:06

that might be. Yeah. Because

17:08

it does kind of fit the like,

17:10

hey, you're just here to like, you

17:12

are an object of our pleasure. You

17:16

are subhuman. But

17:18

like versus like, if a person

17:20

wants to do this, they have

17:22

to have some level of like,

17:24

personal want and desire and it

17:27

could go past the line. Yeah.

17:31

Of being rained in. Like you

17:33

have an escort, like it will

17:35

prop, like the chances of emotional

17:37

lines being crossed is like

17:40

almost non-existent. That's true. It's like, I think it

17:42

goes friend is the most risky. Yeah. Stranger

17:45

is infinitely less risky, but escort

17:47

is like zero. Is

17:50

there some sort of like meetup for these

17:52

people? Like, and just go to, they go

17:54

to frickin' Roscoe. Yeah. I mean,

17:56

they bang each other. Like, there's, there's threeple sites that you

17:58

can wipe through. There's actually... actually a

18:01

subreddit called Hotwife where you

18:03

can like be a

18:05

third. What did you find out about that? I had a friend

18:07

do it. A friend, huh? Yeah.

18:10

Whoa. It was a friend. It was a

18:12

friend. It wasn't me. Name war. Damn.

18:16

But gentlemen, everyone watching in the comments, we have

18:18

an update five days after the month of

18:27

the month of the month. Oh boy. That's

18:29

some time. Hey guys, after reading many comments

18:31

and threads, I decided that having a threesome

18:34

with another woman like my wife

18:36

asked is not a good

18:38

idea and I don't feel comfortable going

18:40

through with it or talking any more

18:42

about it. Smart. I'm considering

18:44

asking my wife if we should cut off

18:46

the other woman. Maybe stop some activities we

18:49

did before visiting strip clubs and perhaps consider

18:51

putting some hard limits and boundaries on our

18:53

sex life. I don't want to

18:55

risk what we have for a bit of

18:57

fun and you guys helped me realize that

18:59

I plan to have strip clubs with jeopardize

19:01

our relationship. I was going to ask the

19:03

same thing because that seemed like all the

19:05

stuff that they were doing seemingly with no

19:07

issues before the whole. Yeah. Unicorn.

19:11

He feels like now he's like scared of

19:13

rocking it and now is like really restricting.

19:15

Yes. Which to be fair, I've

19:17

never gone to a strip club with a partner. So like,

19:20

I don't know, but yeah, I plan to have some big

19:22

talks with her about how I'm concerned I might be losing

19:24

her even though she says everything is

19:26

alright and never seemed unhappy and that I

19:28

don't want for anything to cause a rift

19:30

between us. Thank you for

19:32

all the advice and comments and there's a few

19:34

quick relevant comments to close us out here. Beneficial

19:37

Syrup 869 says, good for you doing what you

19:40

want to do and what's best for your relationship.

19:42

OP thank you. Time to put some

19:45

stoppers. Odd Mastodon 1212 says,

19:47

good for you. OP if you're not comfortable, that is

19:49

not enough of a reason to do it. Most

19:52

things seem to be going amazingly well with a

19:54

couple and they're having the best sex they've

19:56

ever had, etc. So they take off

19:58

the guard rails on the marriage. not take

20:00

off the guardrails, update me on the

20:02

next update and Big Turk says, I

20:04

hate to tell you but if it's

20:06

in her head, she's not going to

20:08

let it go. OP says she will

20:10

have to. She said we would shelve

20:12

the thing if I didn't feel comfortable

20:14

and she's always been a woman of

20:17

her words. I don't think

20:19

that last comment is fair. I think you

20:21

can bring something up and if your partner

20:24

said okay with it then like that's what

20:26

communication looks like. Yeah. I have

20:28

to desire. Not going to leave. I want to

20:30

do this thing but it's you know, I wanted

20:32

to bring it to the table and only do it if

20:34

we're mutually on board and all that

20:36

good stuff. Do we think their marriage will stay

20:39

in the thing? I think it's fine. Yeah. I

20:42

think it's fine. Yeah.

20:44

I think it's smart that he's limiting these things

20:47

because the reason why she fantasizes it probably is

20:49

because she went to those places and then stopping

20:51

it back. But I am curious. I

20:53

honestly don't think it's going to work out very well

20:55

because he put a hard stop on it whenever she

20:57

was like, let's be curious. Let's figure it out. And

21:00

he's like, this is what their sex life was before.

21:02

She wanted to be this and now it's

21:04

this. I don't know how

21:06

well it's going to... Is she going to take

21:08

that poorly? Yeah. I could foresee some issues because

21:10

then she's like, hey, we... Like

21:13

going to the strip club and doing other

21:15

things like this is stuff they did all

21:17

before this unicorn incident. So

21:20

is she now going to feel

21:22

resentment or like feel punished

21:24

even? I would say though, this

21:26

might be... I'm curious to ask

21:29

the two of you, this might

21:31

be the most mature slash best

21:33

ending of a like possible threesome I

21:35

remember reading on the show. I think

21:37

this is how all threesome conversations should

21:40

be conducted. Yeah. I think

21:42

it's textbook good communication. Definitely.

21:45

And like to the wife's credit, I do

21:47

think she communicated things very well and

21:49

was like, hey, I am putting on

21:51

the table. I'm

21:56

trying to do it in a way that's mature, respectful

21:59

and... textbook example that it's

22:01

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Oh goodness. But you

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next story. Let's get it. My wife thinks

22:27

I'm a coward for not fighting a homeless

22:29

guy who was rude to us and I

22:31

think she's a jerk for expecting me to.

22:33

This comes from Halo Guy 237 and they

22:35

say, So, I'm 30 male and

22:37

my wife is 29 female. We

22:39

celebrated our ninth anniversary by going

22:41

out overnight for the first time

22:43

since we had children eight years

22:45

ago. The first time? Whoa. Dang.

22:49

That's a while. That's a while. It was

22:51

a really big deal to stay at a hotel away from

22:53

our children. Grandparents were watching them. Well, we live in the

22:55

country and have not really been to the big city a

22:57

lot. So, we were not used to how things work down

22:59

there. The big city. We were walking

23:01

around seeing all the different sites and doing

23:04

tourist things when we decided to rent and

23:06

try one of those electric scooters that you

23:08

see on all the street corners. I

23:10

set mine up on my phone and it worked fine. However,

23:13

my wife could not figure out. So,

23:15

we switched scooters and phones. So,

23:17

she was using my original scooter and was using my phone. And I was

23:19

on her scooter using her phone trying to get it to work. Well,

23:23

about ten minutes of me

23:26

messing with no avail, this

23:28

homeless guy runs over with what

23:30

he told us later was two

23:33

cases of stolen soda. He

23:35

told us that we were dumb tourists

23:38

and to give me your phone and

23:40

I'll fix it. Oh, man. All right.

23:42

Here we go. I

23:44

figured why not and let him use the

23:46

phone. Oh, man. He said

23:48

we were dumb tourists again and that we

23:50

never put the payment type in for my

23:53

wife's phone. I just joked with him and

23:55

said, yeah, we were from the country and

23:57

have never done this stuff before. He said

23:59

he was. He was so much smarter than

24:01

me and my wife and that he was

24:03

practically a genius. My wife

24:05

shot back and said that he was just

24:07

street smart and she was a lot more

24:10

book smart than he was. What's

24:12

going on there? I just laughed it off

24:14

and told him, yes, you're a genius. Can

24:16

I have my phone back? And he gave

24:19

it back and then ran off yelling he

24:21

was going to sell his stolen sodas for

24:23

free food. Man, sounds

24:26

lit. Yeah, this is kind of great. I

24:29

actually love this guy. My

24:31

wife brought it up four days later saying

24:33

she was mad I did not defend her from

24:36

the crazy homeless and I'm a coward for

24:38

not fighting with him over the fact that

24:40

he called her dumb. Well,

24:42

maybe if you could learn how to open a scooter. Yeah,

24:44

yeah, yeah. We're going to be in this situation. You think

24:46

you were a little smarter? He was right. There's

24:49

more to this story, but really quick, like I don't

24:51

think he did anything wrong. It

24:53

wasn't like the open guy

24:55

literally helped. Literally. It

24:58

all worked out perfectly and it was just

25:00

a fun, hilarious story. It's not like he

25:02

was like threatening your wife for anything. What

25:04

about the sodas? And he's an entrepreneur on

25:06

top of that. We

25:09

had a huge fight because from my point of view, yeah,

25:12

he was rude, but it was more funny. The

25:14

fact that we couldn't get the scooters to work and a

25:16

random homeless person told us we were dummies and showed us

25:18

how to do it. He literally helped and it's not worth

25:20

it to find a homeless person because they were rude. Yeah.

25:24

And then you clocked him. Yeah. Six. Bam.

25:28

The point of view is I

25:30

should have defended her from the

25:33

homeless person and have gotten into

25:35

a fight to do so. So

25:37

am I wrong here? There's a quick edit before we

25:39

jump into the discussion, but it seems I was not

25:42

very clear and I have seen a lot of comments

25:44

thinking my wife wanted me to assault the homeless man.

25:47

She was not necessarily wanting me to assault

25:49

him, but to get into a verbal argument

25:51

slash fight, which I believe could have become

25:53

a physical fight with him because he called

25:55

us dumb. So everyone in the

25:57

comments, I want to know what you think. Put your answer in

25:59

the comments. The below but John Raleigh.

26:02

Should. Oh she's touched a

26:04

homeless man fit for helping have

26:06

a mock is dumb wife. scooter

26:09

thought i i might goes crazy

26:11

as obe his wife divorce. Is

26:15

call and right right now for sore

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throats of his wife is crazy like

26:20

that is a amazing how larry a

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store here if a habit of me

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I be running here teeth and I'm

26:26

waiting until he had he was. I

26:28

will use his dawson around having a

26:30

good pie Throwing a white ribbon? yeah.

26:33

Ripping for your pleasure. said you could

26:35

go back to read it and tell

26:37

a story that is pleasurable to your

26:39

millions of fans that you have now

26:41

as right Us: Yeah see with wife

26:43

of a lot insecurities but you gotta

26:45

dig that her over a homeless guy

26:47

don't you don't? It makes no sense.

26:49

There's a theory. The actually dance.

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Editor hitting a sore spot or. Season

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Love Rebels I added filters. quick to

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divide or Vs is manifesting. It is

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the I see that's what I'm saying

27:04

and wrestle and was a witness. Do

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they are likely to fiverr soda. I

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am. But. Less. Noisy given

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helmets. Of stuff but if

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you have a spacer to

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the dry we love you.

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And ah, Close

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out doctors or anything we could do

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to save our boy. Stores?

27:29

There's only one way we could

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do that. You think right now.

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bad but now we're.sight of five

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stars or will haunt you for

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