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Have you ever pocketed a 'dead pizza' or pulled a harmless prank that left you buzzing with adrenaline? Well, saddle up for a wild ride as we swap tales of youthful shenanigans, only to segue into the botched Transylvania University Book Heist. It's a saga that intertwines our laughable misdeeds with those of four college kids who, in 2004, mistook their lives for a heist movie and went big—only to go home, not with rare books, but handcuffs.

Ever wondered about the fine line that separates a prank from a felony? Join us on a journey through the planning and foiled execution of the 'Birds of America' caper, complete with basement strategizing and pot-fueled dreams of grandeur. We dissect the missteps, from the stun pen fiasco to the comedy of errors during their final act, comparing these with the escapades of our own less dire pasts. It's a rollercoaster of nostalgia, absurdity, and a dose of reality on the consequences of criminal aspirations.

Wrap up the episode with us as we peek into the aftermath of the high-stakes world of art theft, the unsung heroism of librarians, and the seven-year shadow that a prison sentence can cast on one's life. Through a blend of humor and hindsight, we explore the emotional toll on those caught in the crossfire and muse on the quirky idea of timing one's stint behind bars. From the solidarity of the bookish to the second chances post-incarceration, we cover it all with the irreverent candor you've come to expect from our trio.

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