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so it's time to get this party

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started And how do we get it's

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digests with a conundrum? Colson? yes we

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2:36

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it comes in from Broad and Broad

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to a high castle a few months

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stop working and ever since

2:59

then. Things. Have just

3:02

kept going down hill for me. My

3:05

girlfriend split with me was

3:07

fun and I lost my

3:09

job and from my dogs.

3:11

Paulie is all this a

3:13

huge coincidence. Or have I

3:15

pissed off a ghost And how. Do.

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You reckon I take this? And

3:20

how directly highly precise you can I think

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if I if I so we went on

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and off. with

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a house direct and I think

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this is hop take some went

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a a a girlfriend dumping eg. that

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that slice broad. Those. Is

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3:47

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3:52

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3:56

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3:58

show a loss. Dog Paul I

4:01

do say bad things from and for I

4:03

think just power be rights got nothing to

4:05

do with the crap goes to of well

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this as a haunted Costs of Secrets for

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it and we both agree to be did

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a bit of I think we're going to break

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your hardest not to piss off any things from

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the I saw. While

5:01

them khyber my own conundrums costs conundrum

5:03

without no I don't see why I'm

5:05

of as a self. Is the your

5:07

your episode now virtual to than just

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I have a conundrum real? Hey. Boys.

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Assist I. Saw

5:17

Do it as if I were in it.

5:19

Where you have? No, yeah. I've got a

5:22

live show of my podcast coming up. On

5:24

the fourth of May. Manchester? Yeah. I.

5:27

Also have. My. Brother

5:29

in law stock do. On

5:31

my soon to be prefer an active. On.

5:34

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5:36

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5:39

in law's start to. The

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bourbon Hadi thought you could say what the

5:43

conundrum is. Majority though the country you could

5:46

have put the conundrum is T Y let

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down my mates in the podcast and go

5:50

out on the towel. Yep, or do I

5:52

let down. He's. Not a relative

5:55

yet. Nine. Burner

5:57

known for one blood relative. How

6:00

close are you can close your eyes

6:02

or now months of you will not

6:04

let me? Well where do you think

6:06

was the day leads and he starts

6:08

Jock at twelve noon. So.

6:11

I've got a quantum plum. I

6:13

think I can do both. Yeah

6:15

dude, obviously you're not going to drink tire

6:17

while or unos of the uber drivers salute

6:19

Gamma! Get a car Not take me to

6:21

the show. You know. You're

6:24

gonna wanna be completely sober knowing you

6:26

before your. I think I

6:28

can the by steeping I can do but I think

6:30

do both but we watch just saying. You

6:33

go for an hour to when you beat make

6:35

sure that you'll. You'll be at zero.

6:37

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6:40

fine. Yeah, You. Can't do both

6:42

both like because I know I

6:44

gotta I can't either either that

6:46

or the third or the said

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do having to know you have one

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plant near the to have to. Make.

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gray up there with ya Ya that used to

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8:35

with a very good a lot for a good

8:37

sir. Going back to my conundrum you think I

8:40

can do both yet begun Pull it off the

8:42

and if you are in the you going to

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breathalyze youth more I gotta say know. Which.

8:47

Is proof that he can do two

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things on a side icon. Yeah, yeah.

8:51

so even if people have got plans

8:53

yeah that can still come along. And

8:55

I and it's got a couple of tickets

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left. The Manchester is bringing room. Booze

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the show we might get two

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tickets away. As. The shit.

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couple. It's it's it's away in London.

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of our bite sized ups earlier this

11:14

week. You. Set. The some

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homework to our listeners. You.

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denier or to run. At

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me. While I've sat in the car

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that was only open for the size

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size of. A bird shit? Yeah. And then he

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walk my dog in the woods and

12:59

a raccoon started to chases i think

13:02

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13:07

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when I guess I can answer.

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Clearly. Raccoons Dick of my brothers

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a loan money just made his allies as

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the of a day. So. Simply,

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13:21

Said something like burrow on the podcast on

13:23

that I'd The Marriage doesn't listen. I.

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her voice about oh and amazingly zhao it

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him saying i don't listen anyway and that

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a singer et al I'm always I'm always

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nothing on one of the went out there

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were you were in here anyway and sure

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enough. Know. Every penny stocks

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got stuck and dropped decking. When

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it finally emerged, he dived into

13:49

the pond. Someone.

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Also have been under that definition

13:54

on the pond and since the

13:56

incident rusting, there's. Been into their that

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allies into and is good one. Oh shit

14:00

I'm in the palm though with me so

14:02

I can't get help. that's a city with

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some small sister. Moved. Kathy, walk

14:07

my dog in the woods and oh

14:09

no got it. Didn't matter to suffocate

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as successful. As

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soon as it's rise Tom Baker sees

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a friend to the shows me had

14:19

a bread rolls road a camel across

14:21

the Sahara and it started to run

14:23

which scrutiny for my book. It's

14:29

how else. It's funny though. You've never

14:31

seen a common room. Mother. Did

14:34

up as months since. Com a

14:36

racism that gets club he didn't I game

14:38

in their a board game or by camel.

14:41

I don't know but the with tumble racing

14:43

definitely. I say that yet the Ftc in

14:45

the next empress news give us their animal

14:47

encounter has sent us a video that we

14:49

have to watch. Ah great So so I

14:52

read it out them we watch. Nadia,

14:54

Boroughs. Also the video on what's up?

14:56

Okay here we go. We total kids.

14:59

We went the wrong way. didn't tell

15:01

them we're actually going through a drive

15:03

through safari have a baboon ripped off

15:05

the wife. that why path once that's

15:07

why to which had to be retrieved.

15:09

Book is knackered just a new wife

15:11

is before the visit and they get

15:13

the whole thing replace after. I'm guessing

15:16

the video is the baboon was hospitals.

15:18

let's have a look. This

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is this is no delays and this

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15:28

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15:30

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out and Atkinson's by the accent. I'm going

15:36

by. The. Scouse actually. Know.

15:39

Who is very close normally is Liverpool

15:41

and I think that's that's where the

15:43

monkey some some I can start one

15:46

can. Remember a snake? how's

15:48

that gonna love it? Tricks of beslans here

15:50

for hims not want his we book

15:52

of who got a lot going on We

15:54

can pull anything out at the moment.

15:56

Stephen audit just as they were say that

15:59

this was later. I

16:01

don't know anyone that hasn't driven through

16:03

the baboons in the safari park and

16:05

not been. baboons. have them removed and

16:08

and but it's you'd drive through. I

16:10

did you go in the i'm not

16:12

going through lane no return true but

16:14

the guy said to us. If

16:17

you drive that certain species. There

16:20

was I have. No matter how he

16:22

just said keep that he said it is

16:24

stop. Or. Without you. And then the

16:26

guys. Are told you deny the

16:28

guys were we were where we read

16:30

that as a safari park as he

16:32

said they were d wiper. The.

16:34

Where the mirror? It. Could get a bit

16:37

worse than that. So. Just gets room

16:39

that com past is doing those things they

16:41

reached inside the bonnet food the was not

16:43

the bonus and lives in a a guy

16:45

outside of that later them to be satisfied

16:48

with the wires out so he got his

16:50

hand in the radiator pulled the was out

16:52

to stop the car if i was of

16:55

a food and i was in a safari

16:57

park. I. Would fucking will that

16:59

I'd go on. Yep, by saw them.

17:02

The. More expensive the cow the more do.

17:04

I just said softly. A year off

17:06

in it. They

17:10

even pulled my arm you know the

17:12

war adults yes I tried spray number

17:14

one and they even hold water.eyes on

17:16

off so then the wall what node

17:19

and they took you want to the

17:21

to the water that yes and what

17:23

else is not knows the wheel of

17:25

a set of wheels any minute the

17:27

we put the so knows if the

17:29

got a bit stressed the tires physicists

17:32

it as editor at it. Puts

17:35

it on breaks to get all of a

17:37

much as he late. As such a very

17:39

good video mean I wonder what they know

17:42

is that the videos. On it as

17:44

a side bit of them. there were six months

17:46

to new get a video of the monk again.

17:48

it's Cacau. I don't think

17:50

phones had cameras when I when. I

17:53

don't think of some long ago Nineteen

17:55

Seventy Eight. Of got one

17:57

more season just given our rents and we

17:59

will. Bombing. At. My aunt's

18:01

place in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand Nice.

18:04

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18:06

hearing the guns or know even if

18:08

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18:10

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space and hawks buy. a New Zealand coaster

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knows it will. All the cousins decided to

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boot have fought with less deadly would that

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was near the animal yards. To. Be

18:41

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18:43

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18:45

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18:48

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18:50

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18:52

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just had babies and was protecting engine

19:02

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19:04

bird freaks me out When I listened

19:06

Jax encounters with the pigeons in food

19:08

it gave me the heebie jeebies. I.

19:11

Thought it was going to be a bit more. Yeah

19:13

really. I buy him a hundred as I'm getting it

19:15

was all in our imagination. I'll ever are like. Basically.

19:19

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19:21

big and it's well written. Many of the

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surrounding died and some his son of almost

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work a quite often I wonder what the

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other tribes think is unlocked him or not

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child recover for him. Sonos and good.

20:19

I'm the hi guys. This is on

20:21

the Gulf Professional committee living in Vietnam.

20:24

Block woman was a fan of Corey

20:26

and your or simple test slings and

20:28

this. My wife is from the Philippines

20:30

and we watch as the episodes. Not

20:32

easy my living overseas some may or

20:35

may not use a B P N

20:37

Two Axes. I'd be it to catch

20:39

up with. In the mood to keep

20:41

of the great work this podcast brings

20:43

some joy to the world. Warrington lived

20:45

to see line Rory Mcilroy then to

20:47

say the gulf professional him com be

20:50

bigamy is normally is not on the

20:52

pitch and putt there don't you go

20:54

fewer any for biggest put like a

20:56

professional ethics fall while it at bay.

20:59

You how if I could pick? Yeah, Maybe.

21:02

The Formula One busing performing

21:04

one might just blame a

21:07

little bitch. know into the

21:09

sauce days that.the Tottenham The

21:11

Top said the. About

21:14

it over he might seem this driving

21:16

competition Tiger Woods. From

21:19

Free Love Tiger Woods. The

21:22

go up to the two dogs and

21:24

bit nervous. Getting. A

21:26

missed a lot less is it. Fair.

21:28

Reminds not really, but it's not really

21:30

bothered where it goes on the course

21:32

or wherever. Just didn't let our strength

21:34

and you like every plate And the

21:36

complainer. Cyclists. Thought

21:40

out. Goes. On his

21:42

name's. On is nice

21:44

to. See

21:47

the whole lot on his

21:49

knees and just. Like.

21:51

the other lot here are these on his

21:53

knees with these drivers and he still hits

21:55

the prisoners lot but the way there's lots

21:57

of them vinegar I

22:00

just took it a long way and he just got

22:02

on his knees. We've spoke about it before, but how

22:04

good was the

22:06

PGA Tour 08 golf game

22:08

on PlayStation? That was great.

22:11

He was one of the greatest video games

22:13

of all time. Do you know what playability?

22:16

Then you've kind of convinced yourself you had some

22:18

sort of skill. And you made your golfer. Yeah,

22:20

yeah. In real life. In

22:22

real life. Like if you were on a golf course.

22:24

You knew what you were doing. I know wind. I

22:26

know how to par a golf. I love it. When

22:28

you really got into it and you were playing. Zoom

22:30

on the eye. Yeah. Yeah.

22:33

But you were really playing it. You were playing it with

22:35

your mate. And if it was a really serious

22:37

one, you'd go, I'm just going to check

22:39

the hole. Then

22:46

you'd have to do the fly by the hole. Yeah.

22:49

Wherever it was. Right. I'm ready now.

22:51

And on career mode, you'd get sponsorships and everything.

22:53

It was spin. Do you know what Andy? I

22:55

wonder if you have ever played that. Have

22:58

you ever played PGA or anything? PGA or eight. I think

23:00

it was Tiger Woods away. Tiger Woods. We're going to call

23:02

them Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods PGA tour. Oh,

23:04

I've got one more. Sophie Bradshaw. Can

23:07

I just say that you three are my

23:09

three favorite men and I'm always laughing away

23:11

to myself when listening to the podcast through

23:13

my earphones. Great. I mainly

23:15

laugh at Ben's laugh. There we go. Thank

23:18

you for making my dark face better. I

23:21

like that. I mainly laugh at Ben's laugh. That's

23:23

about all we've got time for on the backside.

23:25

Thank you very much. Episode. Ben, before

23:27

we go, please, will you grace us? I will.

23:29

Will you grace us with a wood yerava? No, I'm not

23:32

going to. I've changed it. I haven't told anyone.

23:34

I don't know whether it's going to work,

23:36

but I got a bit bored. Of wood

23:39

yeravas. They've been good recently.

23:41

They have been good. I'm going

23:43

with a riddle. Oh,

23:46

a riddle. Riddle me there. It's an easy

23:48

one. A cowboy rode in on his horse on

23:51

Friday. You what? A cowboy rode in on his

23:53

horse on Friday. Left on Wednesday, but rode out

23:55

on Friday. What day did

23:57

the cowboy leave? Oh, can't remember.

24:01

his office was called Friday

24:03

a cowboy rode in on

24:05

Friday stayed for

24:07

four days left

24:09

on Wednesday but rode out on Friday

24:11

what day did the cowboy leave something

24:14

like that good I like that it's

24:16

an easier way but I thought you

24:18

could play this I was thinking what

24:21

could you play in the car some people a lot of people

24:24

say they listen to us in the car on the way in

24:26

the drive or dog

24:30

walk so here we

24:32

go I'm gonna read it

24:34

twice Colson's you're not gonna

24:37

do that you're not you

24:39

know that way you eat

24:41

yeah you're on but you

24:43

still you're like that right

24:47

you might know it so that would go to

24:49

shit and I'll have to go back to would

24:51

you rather okay I'm easy to lift but

24:54

hard to throw what

24:57

am I paper I said I'm

24:59

gonna read it twice okay sorry

25:01

like it's simple so twice is

25:04

two times okay I'll be quiet finger on

25:06

lips I'm easy to

25:08

lift but hard to throw what

25:11

am I papers

25:13

too obvious it's a riddle isn't it easy

25:16

to lift you think that's

25:43

good it's actually

25:45

not that much of a riddle well what

25:47

is it a feather oh that's

25:52

shy

25:55

there we go that was it that's the last time I

25:57

do a riddle and that's why we've got time for this

26:00

We're back on Thursday where we're

26:02

talking all things and celebrating reaching

26:04

the end of the series that

26:07

is Ripley on Netflix. So go

26:09

home, watch the next two episodes.

26:12

Join us on Thursday for that.

26:14

Also remember, if you haven't

26:16

got any plans for this Saturday and

26:18

you're in the north of England, you can

26:21

come and join us on the

26:23

sofa Saturday night. It is going to be quite

26:25

the night in its Saturday. Bring your own booze.

26:28

Bring your own booze. That's the big, that's the

26:30

big thing. And there's shops nearby actually. Loads

26:32

of shops. We're going

26:34

for a party atmosphere aren't we? It's

26:36

Saturday night. We're up for a

26:39

laugh. It's just going to be a laugh.

26:41

That's the thing, it's a laugh. We

26:43

want a laugh. Should we let them

26:45

know now what we're going to be

26:47

talking about? Yes. It's a film that

26:49

has been asked for us to cover

26:52

loads of times and

26:54

for some reason or other, none

26:56

of us have ever picked it. I don't

26:58

think you've seen it, have you Colin? I haven't, but

27:01

it correlates with something that I've just done

27:04

quite recently. It does. Obviously

27:06

we were trying to work out how we can tie

27:09

my stint in Big Brother into

27:12

films and you found the

27:14

perfect one, haven't you? Yes, we have. What

27:16

is it? Do you want to say Ben? The Truman

27:18

Show. Yeah. Good.

27:20

Very topical for where you've been. We'll

27:24

be talking all things The Truman Show. We'll also

27:26

be telling you stories of what's been going on

27:28

in our lives. We'll be playing games. We'll be

27:30

having fun. We've got a bit of a Mr

27:33

and Mrs sort of game lined up haven't

27:35

we? Oh yeah. Have we? Well we did

27:38

mention them. We did mention them. We're going

27:40

over the running order aren't we tomorrow night?

27:43

We are. It is only a few days away so

27:45

we should be. We are prepared.

27:47

We've done a few shows before so it's an

27:49

amount of information of what we've done before and

27:51

what worked. Yeah. Yeah.

27:55

And then some of the big hits are going to be in. It's going to

27:57

be like listening to the podcast live. Live. Yes. Yeah.

28:00

The be a lot of stuff in the. You're

28:02

lucky. Know I say at the point Four

28:04

bit more fun but have been alive so

28:06

yeah please do join us your last chance

28:08

to buy tickets. The place you can buy

28:10

tickets is on our social media go that

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click the links if you type in on

28:15

the sofa. Live show Manchester in Google We

28:17

have a guy sitting and managed to spooky.

28:19

Doesn't come on. We'll see it as others

28:21

have. I. Ever

28:28

catch yourself eating same level as dinner three

28:30

days in a row? Dreaminess and

28:33

as well as his guilt free

28:35

dream come true then is me

28:37

De Palma's. Less lethal co

28:39

pays birds with fat juicy became

28:41

encrusted sick in a garlic butter

28:43

said. Scanty. oh hello

28:46

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28:49

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28:51

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