this week we worship among the kings of texas, find shiny pokemon in a religious fight club, discuss that sweet star wars heroin, and more:

george's inability to whistle
mall wandering
aggressive hippie salesmen
wearing tight pants
the latent homosexuality of gym culture
men's rights activists
accidentally getting married
setting up franchise families
the origins of ahab the fish person
a summary of donny's screenplay
poorly written erotic fan fiction
social anxiety in online games
and more!