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Real fun with Mario Lopez.
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Let's do this, Mario Courtney Lopez
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here back of the MiGs to get you over the home fun show.
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Today we're gonna play a Tortured Poets edition
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of Name That Tune Well.
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Also dish out some common sense justice
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in Courtney's court and get to your tweets and comments.
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So let's keep the music going. Now, you're on with Mario
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and Courtney Lopez.
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Jo Mario Courtney Lopez. Every week we
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celebrate someone who's done a good deed. Who are we putting
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in the spotlight today?
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Marishka Hargatee from Law and Order
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SBU SO. She was filming on the streets
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of New York earlier this month. Mid
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scene, a little girl approached her, thinking
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she was a real cop. She couldn't
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find her mother, so Marishka stopped
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the scene until they've found her. I really
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hope they kept the cameras rolling, because that is
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something to have on
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tape. I mean, I'm sure she feels
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like a real cop after all these years, she.
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Looks like a real one. Of the little girl went
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up to her. That's the worst feeling in the world. You lose your
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kid. I know, people don't like leashes
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on kids, but hey, you wouldn't. This wouldn't have happened you
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had a leash on a kid.
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Or Mario Lopez coming up?
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What out Mario Courtney Lopez. Hear Billie Eilish
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that you play within Fortnite.
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It's very cool. All right, let's keep
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him music going.
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You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Let's take a look at
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what's on TV today. Netflix debuts
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Deliver Me. When two teens join
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a local gang. They enter a violent world
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where they can't protect themselves.
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And you think it's all fun until you get in there and find out
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about that life.
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Hulu has Talking Saber Celebriti
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Fu Talking celebrity
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chef Aaron Sanchez showcases
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Latino cuisine from sixteen
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different cities.
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I know he
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likes to drink as much as he likes to eat, so I'm sure
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it's gonna be fun.
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Hulu also has a wonderful world.
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When her son dies in an accident, a mom
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takes revenge on the culprit. But
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are they both ponds in a bigger game?
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If it was an accident, why is there a culprit? Jol
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Mark Courtney Lopez's time to dish out some
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common says. Just as all rise, Courtney's
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court is.
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Now in session.
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Okay, today's case comes from at
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Christy Huffman, and she says, my twenty six
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year old daughter moved into her boyfriend's condo
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and is paying him rent. I did some
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online snooping and I think he's charging
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her more than her fair share. Plus
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if they break up, she doesn't get any of
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the home.
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What do I do? Ooh?
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Okay, Well, if it's his condo, then obviously
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if they break up, she doesn't get anything because
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she didn't buy it with him.
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So there's there's that.
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How long have they been together? I have so many questions?
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And how much is the rent?
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May I may I intervene? Yeah, because I judge
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I'm gonna take exactly. First of all, I would
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never allow my daughter
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to go live with someone and the dude
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makes her pay rent? Yeah, what
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is a right there? That's a red flag, get
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out. She can contribute in other ways.
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I was going to say, this is that the fact that he's
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asking.
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Her to pay rent peace, she's
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got a bounce.
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Yeah, I agree with that, and I don't think that's
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that's taking advantage of If
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I were her, I would buy
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food.
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I would.
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In other ways, the electric bill something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't just be living there for
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free. But I think you
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need to tell her how you really feel. Mom, this
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is this is he's a loser.
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Tell Mario what you think on Twitter
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at On with Mario More Mario Lopez
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on.
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Good luck, Mario,
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Courtney Lopez and one more thing.
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While we've been talking about tortured Post Department. It's
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now the biggest selling vinyl of the modern
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era.
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Like that.
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Wow, I just sold seven hundred thousand
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copies in its first week, breaking Taylor's
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own record. I guess that's cool when you break your own
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record.
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Yeah, that is cool. That's Olympic style. All right,
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let's get back to the music. What
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about Mario Courtney Lopez here? Anyone with little
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kids knows how big Blue
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is. Louie, Yes, but
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this is next level. The special episode of Blue that Disney
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Plus dropped last week had more than ten
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and a half million viewers. Blue
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was the second most stream show last year,
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nearly forty four billion minutes watch.
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Well, yeah, everybody has small kids who kind
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of got to throw it on that because it's safe.
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Yeah, but I think I think
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what they're referring to.
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I did not see this episode was
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about death and I think teaching the
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kids.
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It was very heavy.
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It was heavy. It was heavy. I think,
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don't at me, not.
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That is a but I did see some To
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start social media.
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You're on, Maria Courtney Lopez. Let's get to your
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comments. What do you have today?
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This is from at La gent two one
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three, and they said in ten years a new retirement
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age will be one hundred and fifteen, So
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I still have plenty of time to pay off my credit
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card bill.
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You know that sounds like a joke, but la Gent
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two and three is referring to a headline I posted
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that said doctors says
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in ten years time, humans will be able
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to live and work till the age of one hundred
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and twenty. I say, I wanted to live to one
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hundred and twenty, But why they got to throw work in there? Why
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you got to live and work.
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One hundred That's no, that's no fun.
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But if you take out a big mortgage for long year long
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mortgage, ain't a long time pay it off.
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That's why I don't want to live that long.
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Get us up on Twitter and on with Mario
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and hang on more Mario Lopez
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on the.
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Way You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Got
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We got the very first American
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idol, Kelly Clarkson.
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The first, one of the best.
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Probably the best best female
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voice to come out.
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That's what I think. But I don't want to hurt anybody.
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Let's force that on others.
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She I think she's my Is
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she forty one?
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I'm gonna say she's hitting the fourth level forty forty
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two? Oh okay.
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Cedric the entertainer, he is an entertainer
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from the neighborhood barber shop comedian.
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I like Cedric King's of comedy.
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I think Cedric my
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guys fifty five,
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Barbara is she
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I'm gonna say seventy seven eighty two.
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Mario Lopez coming up, Mario.
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Courtney Lopez with your first look at Zoe
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Oh that sounds naughty.
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Ooh how was she doing with that? I'd be like, she ain't
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Okay, what
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up Mario Courtney Lopez, particularly what's
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Celine Dion says she is feeling
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bless.
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in response to Taylor Swift disc.
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Joal Mario Courtney Lopez. Time now for one
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last thing. Tom Selleck, maybe seventy
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nine, but this is still hard to believe. He's never
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sent a text or email in his
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life. I like this about
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Tom Selleck. He's like me, well, I'm not that
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bad. But he said he's always had a secretary. He's
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googled his own name. He says that for research
10:47
while writing his memoir. Huh.
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You know, I think when you reach
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a certain age and you're
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accustomed to living a certain way, you
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don't need to learn how to accommodate.
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At that point, you've made that foreign life without
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well pardon me. If you're able to have like
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a secretary or assistant, then you can.
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Otherwise you do have to acclimate.
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Well yeah, because you won't be able to live
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and communicate. But I think
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that's cool. We still have some vintage
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folk.
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Yep.
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Mario Lopez will be right back.
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All right, it's sound for us to punch out, but we're back
11:22
tomorrow to celebrate Throwback Thursday
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and share a new life hack in the Courtney's Corner.
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Until then, this is Mario and Courtney
11:29
Lopez saying Today
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With Mario Lopez
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