Shut up and sit down so you can hear about the shitty awakening I received. One of the greatest parts about being a parent is the inevitable clash between your own OCD and the unbelievable amounts of poop geyzing out of your spawn's ass. Well some take to it better than others...Also we touch on one of the most controversial topics within the parent community today, circumcision. As with most parenting subjects I cover there is no right or wrong answer. Just you and your partner fighting to keep those little suicide machines alive. Will this be flawless and perfect? Fuck NO! This episode and likely the next 10 are going to hurt. I'm sure I will question everything I'm doing in life at some point but who gives a shit? In the end I hope I affect someone's life for the better, and if not at least get a few laughs while pointing at them for their folly. So again shut up, and sit down and lets turn the dial over to a nice even number so my eye doesn't twitch, and don't forget to follow me on instagram @johnnydpope and join our Facebook group "Once You Know Me"Credits:Music – “Actionable” by @https://www.bensound.com