This week the Pauls struggle to be heard over the sound of an obnoxious four-four beat backing over them like a lorry packed to the rafters with bullshit; fortunately for them, Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever was on the TV, so they were able to hear it over everything else perfectly. And what do you know, they even found a few good things about it… ONE good thing, that is. But also a few.

Featuring: the inevitable return to a Channel 4 cult comedy classic, not being John Travolta (or Clive Owen), a smoking nanobot, whispered kicks and doing everything in your power to be a human being.