0:20

Good evening , osd . It's time to top off your

0:22

glass . Get yourself comfortable and join

0:24

us to talk some bollocks for a few minutes

0:27

.

0:27

I was

0:30

just about to jump on that and go . You've done that before

0:32

, but right at the end you gave us a zinger . I

0:34

just brought it out the back . Remember when I'm robot

0:36

, remember to be closer . I'm sorry

0:38

. Hi , everybody , hi

0:41

, hi .

0:41

Hi clean Abby .

0:43

Hello .

0:43

Abby's the only person I know who can do this without the microphone . We're

0:48

all here again . Welcome to another OSD with me

0:50

, the M-I-C of OSD Buyakasha

0:53

. It's another episode of

0:55

Logan

0:57

and the Left .

0:58

Behinds it's interesting

1:01

.

1:01

There's a pattern here . We'll discuss this later . Interesting

1:04

pattern that I'm going to call later .

1:07

Where was I ? I've been thrown .

1:08

Yes , here we are again and Scott's joining

1:10

us . Hello , hi , scotty . It

1:13

could be Scott's last regular one couldn't it ?

1:15

Scott , I don't know what you're doing .

1:18

He's one of the getaway from you . Scotts

1:21

. Well , regular listeners , both of you know that

1:23

I normally take the piss out of Scott's height by

1:25

doing this , some say , and I was

1:27

just looking for some to do then and Scott looked genuinely hurt

1:29

, so I'm going to go with this one . God only

1:31

lets people grow until they're perfect . Look

1:34

at you , it didn't take that long .

1:36

Boom , I do like that , that's nice

1:38

. Actually that's really nice .

1:41

Sinister , this is your last one , potentially , of

1:43

the regular appearances .

1:44

Yes , I'll be sprouting Because

1:47

things will go up .

1:48

Scott's moving to London . He is London Cockney

1:50

Barrel .

1:51

Boy yes .

1:56

He's already a living the .

1:58

London life Even

2:00

bigger and wanker than you are now . Indeed , that

2:02

didn't last long , did it , hi

2:04

Jody ?

2:05

Afternoon . How's your week been ? Very good .

2:07

Good , well , bye , yeah , good

2:10

Happy . Yeah , it's got better from holiday

2:12

, haven't you yeah ?

2:15

I've seen some great tan lines on the show I'm

2:17

going to be showing you .

2:19

Hang on a minute .

2:22

I think she goes suddenly throwing

2:24

at me like I was trying to Fuck her . Ok

2:28

, I think my favourite bit early on was when was it Johnny

2:30

Robbo ? I asked Abby , you know , oh , yeah , there's this and

2:32

there where you went , I know that was Robbo . I

2:35

said Robbo . You said , oh , lisbon , yeah , did you see this bit ? And

2:37

Abby's went . No , I sat by the pool and I drank .

2:38

Yeah , I think we can all relate to that Best hot

2:40

holidays yeah .

2:42

Before we get going tonight , I just have to start off with this right , we

2:44

did the music debate one a few weeks ago

2:46

, didn't we ? With Johnny and Patch ? And we were

2:48

so John Bishop and Patch , we were talking about

2:50

the greatest decade in music history and

2:52

what was it ? I finally got round to kind

2:54

of edit to it and getting it ready and stuff , and I'm going to

2:56

do a double drop episode on Friday . Not

2:59

that double drop , we

3:02

just we just well , maybe we'll see

3:04

how it goes . We just bought

3:06

a new AI piece of software

3:08

on board . Through the podcast host that we're basically , I

3:10

upload the episode , it goes through the episode and

3:13

it listens to it all , provides us with a written transcript . It

3:15

also does a breakdown of chapter heading , so it will say

3:17

it .

3:18

Don't know the way you're looking at me when you're saying this . This

3:20

is so good .

3:21

It breaks down at chapter five , a

3:23

minute five . It will say we're now talking about X and Y

3:25

, and it also suggests an episode

3:27

title . It gives you five suggested episode titles and

3:30

it gives you a suggested description of the episode . Now

3:33

, there was what Six of us on

3:35

this On this one , wasn't it ? Yeah , here

3:37

are the suggested titles that the AI came up with . I

3:39

think this is so good . Journey through the decades

3:42

, reveling in the evolution of music with Scott

3:44

.

3:46

I wasn't even supposed to be on there . You

3:48

didn't say much .

3:49

Yeah .

3:51

From 60s vibrance to 90s eclecticism

3:54

. Scott's musical odyssey . I

3:57

swear to God , I haven't edited this this is how the

3:59

AI gave it to me . Tales of sound

4:01

and time . Scott's musical history tour

4:03

Riding

4:05

the ways of change a musical journey

4:07

with Scott .

4:08

Really .

4:10

And then , my favorite , one of all , scott's musical time capsule

4:12

, 60s to 90s , oh

4:14

my God . And then the episode description , at least the nostalgic

4:17

power of music in this compelling journey with the ever

4:19

entertaining Scott .

4:22

I'm liking it .

4:24

And people want to trust AI . It goes on blah

4:26

blah , blah .

4:26

A bit more generic for a while . It

4:29

basically says get Scott's glimpse into the world

4:31

of music . He's a seasoned artist and performer

4:34

. His vivid recollection

4:36

of his experiences with music icons like Stevie

4:39

Wonder and Jimi Hendrix , his secret source

4:41

for remembering lyrics and the adrenaline

4:43

rush of his first holiday without his parents

4:45

are guaranteed to entertain . Did

4:47

I mention ? That I don't know , I

4:49

didn't mention that this is mental . but that's

4:51

not all . We bring you candid discussions on music

4:53

preferences , chart battles and influences of bands

4:55

like Underworld , unpeeled layers of the 90s

4:58

, with Scott's take on Britpop bands like

5:00

Oasis and their music On a lighter

5:02

note . This is true . On a lighter note , scott's

5:04

anecdotes about getting freebies and navigating

5:06

through mazes promised to leave you in splits

5:08

what I

5:10

swear to God , the sunflower stuff

5:12

.

5:13

Yeah , but it was you who went to the sunflower

5:15

maze , oh yeah .

5:17

So tune in for a mix of nostalgic music , appreciation

5:19

, hearty laughter and a healthy dose of camaraderie

5:21

with Scott Well done .

5:22

Scott .

5:23

Scott , I'll tell you what mate . Ai

5:25

and me are getting married . You carried that down

5:27

the facade , didn't you ? That

5:30

was amazing , Thank you .

5:32

I got that report back from the hour this afternoon and I couldn't see . I

5:34

was laughing so much and I read it Wow , absolutely

5:37

. Why just me ? Oh , it was so

5:39

good . It was so good . Also , very briefly

5:41

, sorry , just before we move on as well . One more thing that I kind of want

5:43

to mention made me laugh . You know we talked about golf last

5:45

week briefly and all three of us agreed it was shit . Do

5:48

you remember , john and Patch ? For the last podcast , john

5:51

sent me and Rob by text message he's going you've given golf a

5:53

bad deal , so ride a cup this weekend . It's

5:55

the best sporting event on the calendar . And

5:57

then John put I think it's a thinking man sport

5:59

. That's why you don't like it . So I replied

6:01

yeah , you're right , swinging a metal stick at a

6:03

small ball is very mentally taxing . And

6:06

then , just after that , john sent a message

6:09

, tagging me and Rob away and going . By the way , the Milky

6:11

Way is just a single spiral galaxy which contains

6:13

millions of stars , one of which is the sun . We

6:16

thought it was multi-well , I

6:19

had no fucking idea .

6:20

I got mixed up with solar system

6:22

.

6:23

The best bit is . Just after that , patch replied that's the sort of thing you'll

6:25

only ever learn on a golf course . So

6:30

a couple of things at the start there that did make me laugh

6:32

. That's a nice way to start it is

6:35

.

6:35

It's a good laugh .

6:38

I can't wait to see what the AI comes up with after this one . I

6:40

know you know probably Noshme or something

6:42

AI Noshme .

6:43

Sorry , I think that's not news

6:45

to anybody . Let's be honest .

6:47

So is this Andy's last episode or Scott's Andy's last

6:49

episode before he's replaced ?

6:51

Rob , I just want to say that I'm

6:53

not sure if you've ever seen him

6:55

.

6:55

Rob is dying , are you all right , mate ? If you like , you could

6:57

cough your flame into my couch

7:00

cushions . I'd

7:02

rather you did that , to be honest . Right

7:04

, where are we Johnny

7:07

? Yes , today is old TYO , as

7:09

the fans are calling it . Have you heard that

7:11

yet ? I haven't . Yeah , tyo was trending

7:14

last week for a little while the fans yeah , the fans

7:16

were tuning in and loving it .

7:18

I'll take that . So I've

7:20

got a few actually . First

7:23

one I actually knew this one and

7:25

I'll use it quite a lot . If

7:28

you hold down zero on your keyboard , you get

7:30

the degree sign on your phone . Did you know that

7:32

? On a mobile phone yes , so

7:35

if you're looking to put a degree , it's 30 degrees Hold

7:38

down zero gives you the small zero the

7:40

degree sign .

7:42

I'll sleep well , tonight . See

7:45

, as you found out , it was his show . He's got all bigheaded .

7:48

Me and AI are going to fuck you up .

7:51

The good thing is , if you don't get your mouth over the middle

7:53

of the microphone .

7:54

That's what she said before I saw

7:56

it ages ago , but I'll let everyone know

7:58

. I'll let everyone in on the secret . Are

8:01

you finished ? Yeah ? Yeah okay , I

8:04

thought this was quite funny . It's not today is old , but

8:06

whilst I was searching it was on the page Somebody

8:09

tweeted why are there so

8:11

many 23 year olds ?

8:12

I don't know , john

8:14

, why are they so many 23 year olds ?

8:19

Because of the year 2000, . The

8:22

final year on Earth they bumped up last

8:24

time .

8:25

Exactly Because in 1999

8:28

, people thought the world was going to end .

8:31

Really , is there a big boom ? I don't know , I

8:33

don't know . We could have backed it up with facts

8:35

, but never mind .

8:38

Is that you ?

8:40

I'm leaving my line . It's

8:43

the last AI that told me to do it .

8:45

That's fucking time , I tell you .

8:47

AI will have a word with you .

8:50

Scott gets bullied , so

8:53

there's two more .

8:56

So did you know that a screwdriver

8:58

handle is designed to put a wrench ? On

9:00

it to help tighten the screws .

9:03

So bulge at the end .

9:05

Yes , it fits into a wrench , so that you can tighten it using

9:07

a wrench .

9:08

Didn't your knob like that ? That's what she

9:10

said .

9:12

No , You're not by my

9:14

thinking of them .

9:15

I don't know Carry on .

9:18

Let me just go back for the mental knob roller decks Uncle

9:22

Midnight , uncle

9:24

Shush , uncle Bad Touch

9:27

.

9:28

And the last one , as you can tell , is scraping the barrel of some

9:30

of these today . Fun

9:32

fact , cheetahs can't roar

9:34

like other big cats , they only purr and meow

9:36

.

9:37

No , I did not know that that is good .

9:39

Why is that ? I don't know . There is a

9:41

link to fact check it as well , but

9:43

I didn't fact check it . I thought , it

9:46

seems pretty . I know there's something about it .

9:48

I didn't have enough time to have a fact check it , but cheetahs

9:50

have got smaller fangs than most

9:52

other similar sized cats because they

9:55

had longer fangs . That would interfere with their ability

9:58

to breed .

9:59

Oh wow , he's been on the

10:01

golf course .

10:02

Makes sense , doesn't it ? Because

10:05

they've got quite small thin . Yeah , they are quite

10:07

small actually .

10:08

Yes , there you

10:10

go . Thank you very much .

10:11

Jenny and you keep for another week .

10:13

Thank you very much . At least you tried .

10:15

At least anybody can actually prove that Johnny's wrong

10:17

and email us at infartonyslitedrunkcom . They'll

10:19

win a mug signed

10:22

by the crew .

10:23

Sounds good , sounds good All me . They

10:27

will not send anything , bet you , they didn't .

10:29

Just get some mug we just love from Scott written

10:31

on it . You would never have been so scared . You'd open

10:33

it and then you'd be looking around you in the kitchen . Where is he ? He's

10:35

here , isn't he ? He's at the end of

10:38

the bed .

10:39

Hello , you sleep well

10:41

.

10:42

Would you like me to make your cup of milky tea so

10:44

you get a really deep sleep without knowing

10:47

what's going

10:49

on ? All right yeah sorry , that's

10:51

really dark Broadway . Now

10:56

it's been . We don't always do the American stuff now , unless it's something

10:58

really interesting , but something in the literally

11:01

last couple of days with our friend Mr Trump

11:03

, is it last night ? Kits

11:05

us with it .

11:06

Well , the one of the many

11:08

cases that he's involved

11:10

with a minute . He's just been found liable

11:13

for business fraud in the New York , new

11:15

York civil case . So

11:17

this is the one where they were

11:19

accusing him of over inflating

11:22

the value of his properties and assets so

11:24

that he could get bigger loans from banks

11:26

and undervaluing the same properties so

11:28

that he could pay less tax to the government Now

11:33

. So the judge has made a summary

11:35

judgment on this . So , basically , the evidence

11:37

is there , there's no argument

11:39

. It's black and white . There's tax

11:41

records , there's loan

11:43

records . They cross-reference and

11:45

they don't agree . There's nothing to

11:48

argue . So the judge has made a summary

11:50

judgment . But he could

11:52

have had a jury . But his

11:54

solicitor , alina

11:57

Harbour , didn't take the box to say

11:59

she wanted a jury so

12:01

the judge has basically been left to

12:03

make the judgment on his own . So he's

12:05

just said yeah , OK , your bank to rights . That's

12:08

it , You're guilty . They're going to have

12:10

a court case . I think I can't remember if they've set

12:12

the date yet , but the court case will establish

12:15

damages .

12:17

I said there was no court . Sorry , nagwin

12:19

, is that just a fine , or ?

12:21

I think , wow , well , no , hold on

12:23

, because what the judge has also said

12:25

, bearing in mind he has been caught

12:27

for fraud , is they have instructed

12:30

them to dissolve the Trump

12:32

organization . Every single

12:34

element of the Trump organization

12:36

is to be dissolved in New York

12:39

. Now I don't know , and

12:41

I think they're not 100% sure , if

12:43

that means he can cross-county relocate

12:45

it , because every

12:47

application he has to make now say

12:49

I want to set up a company . Have you ever been

12:52

found guilty of fraud ? Yes , we

12:54

can back off then .

12:56

However , there will be some governor in

12:58

some state that will just go . Yeah .

13:01

But the thing is they are dissolving the

13:03

companies , and that's the kids . The

13:05

licenses for them to trade in New York have

13:07

all been revoked . That's dust , so

13:10

they can't trade , and

13:12

that's for all of the kids . Eric

13:14

, what's his name ? Donald Jr , ivanka

13:17

and all that . So the

13:19

Trump organization is in deep poo

13:21

.

13:22

Sorry , I was watching Dave

13:24

Chappelle the other day and I did like

13:27

the fact that he said I like the fact

13:29

Trump's quite open about . I

13:32

know the system , that's how I break it

13:34

and that's because , I'm that rich and

13:36

I just don't give a shit . And he's like At least

13:38

I'm being honest and I'm for the first time I

13:40

thought you know what ?

13:42

yeah , I don't pay tax

13:44

because I'm rich dumb that he doesn't

13:46

realize he's incriminating . Yeah because

13:48

he does it all the time . No , I know the system . Okay

13:51

, no me , neither system , maybe .

13:53

Nope , you're a nasty guy . You are a nasty

13:55

guy . A lot of people saying nobody broke the system

13:57

like I did . I did the best break of the system ever . You

13:59

would believe that , okay , you're a nasty guy

14:01

, all right , you're a nasty guy .

14:03

China . So the next part of this is there's

14:05

gonna be a Court case . Obviously

14:08

, in the meantime , trump will be scrabbling so

14:10

they see if he can relocate his companies to somewhere

14:12

else . We carry on trading , but

14:14

when they first issued

14:17

this , I think what was the name come in by

14:19

let's Hmm ? No , I

14:21

was gonna say let's you Dean , but that's the woman from East

14:23

Enders it might be

14:26

, no , I

14:29

mean she could be involved for a winnow .

14:36

You pretty what it that's your worst share of me stand is rocked

14:38

up . Your guilty slag . What's

14:41

going on ? No

14:43

, she probably did say it's our point .

14:46

So that that will go to a court case . Well , initially

14:49

they were looking for $250

14:51

million worth of damages based on his

14:53

you know the extent of his fraud

14:56

. But whilst they've been investigating it , they

14:58

found that his the extent is for

15:00

is up to about $3.6

15:03

billion worth of fraud excuse me .

15:04

Second , alexa disconnect . Sorry

15:09

about our faces . The magic of live podcasts , it's

15:11

not lighted it .

15:12

Sorry , rob . I'm so sorry . See what they actually go

15:14

for , but this will go in front of a . You know . Obviously

15:16

, prosecution will say this is the amount of fraud , this

15:18

is what we'd be asking for , this

15:21

is the evidence to the dirt , and then they'll

15:23

make a decision based on that .

15:24

So he's not in a case of as you're guilty or not . It's a case of

15:26

how much is he gonna be For

15:28

the ?

15:29

summary judgment is just a case of there is no argument

15:31

, there's nothing brilliant . Let's do this to say I

15:33

yeah , but it's a bang

15:35

bang done .

15:36

Cheers . Why I said it's quite significant . Come

15:39

on , no Hunter

15:42

Biden laptop .

15:45

You won't ever get found , go in , it's fine so you've

15:47

let me down there .

15:48

It's a bonus here . I was expecting it , you know you've

15:51

let down Republicans everywhere . How'd you feel , nasty

15:54

guy ?

15:55

said you were a nasty guy Okay

15:57

. Ah

16:01

, there you go Good , scott .

16:02

What were you just trying to show me ? Scott was trying to show me something , not

16:04

his penis , amazingly , oh no

16:08

someone just sent me .

16:10

I found my picture of , I

16:12

found your memoirs , and it was a

16:15

book . It's called the tale of the tiny

16:17

man .

16:19

And I would be all of it was the tale of the tiny angry

16:21

man .

16:23

As it is missing something Right

16:25

again .

16:26

Magical podcast . People were gonna pause it in a sec because

16:28

we are about to do a live experiment . Abby , you're

16:30

you and don't panic , it's not .

16:34

Honestly . I

16:38

didn't sit down rages , you locked the door right .

16:40

Yeah , yeah , good man , did you swallow the key like we planned

16:42

?

16:43

Yeah , good man .

16:45

It was gonna say yes , I experiment , don't worry , this is

16:47

a booze experiment . I know you're here for that . Did you drive

16:49

tonight ? I

16:51

see you probably can't have , you can't take part . You can watch

16:53

the reactions . There is a drink that's

16:55

been around for quite a few years and

16:57

it apparently is getting more and more popular in

17:00

America and it's getting a bit of a surgeon London

17:02

as well .

17:04

And my London .

17:04

We Look

17:09

the Scott look the good London , good

17:11

London . Basically , very simply

17:14

, it's a red wine and Coca-Cola cocktail

17:16

. Are you trying it ? Okay

17:19

, yeah , apparently it's been around for quite a while . I

17:21

was doing some research in it today and the

17:24

they're not sure , but they tried to trace

17:26

it back and they think it started in the 70s in Spain

17:28

. Well , they know it started in Spain and

17:30

it was when festival goers realized that their wine after

17:32

a few days had gone a bit funky , so they mixed it with coke

17:34

to try and describe the taste .

17:36

Did you grab a lemon earlier ?

17:38

No , I forgot to remind you so yeah so we're both guilty

17:40

that one .

17:41

There's not the end of the world . Basically , it's been around in

17:43

the , particularly in the basket .

17:44

Lemonade ? No , it's not the same thing

17:46

.

17:46

Don't do it . Listen , you don't try and kind

17:49

of obfuscate the taste a little bit ? We're doing this

17:51

raw , all right we go

17:53

.

17:53

That's what she said .

17:54

That's what she said we're having this drink

17:56

bear back . Well , yeah , you could say that

17:58

, but actually you know , but the the instructions

18:00

say you should . It should come on the size of lemon .

18:03

Yeah , I see in the instructions .

18:05

Sorry , do you need me to get crayons to spell out for

18:07

you ? Oh no , all right

18:10

very vicious .

18:11

You just calm your ass down .

18:12

Right , you start pouring .

18:16

It's sort of fight the world and I just want to fight the world . Riot

18:19

yeah , I'm not even wearing the t-shirt . I've got it tattooed

18:22

. Now I was gonna put it on my cock

18:24

, but we only got the arm on there then ran out of space . So

18:26

, yeah , red wine and cake apparently is called

18:28

a Calimojo I don't know if I pronounce that

18:30

right . It's spreading

18:33

through London . So we're gonna pause it , or

18:35

we're gonna pour a glass for each of the four of us and

18:38

we're gonna run a little social experiment to see what

18:41

we think of it . Yeah , real-time tasting

18:43

. Oh , right , right

18:47

, we're back . Johnny's just doing some lighting for

18:49

Abby , who's gonna take a bit of social media stuff . So

18:51

here we go with this red wine and coke drinks

18:53

. So basically , it's equal parts red wine and coke

18:55

. We've got half and half glass . The four of us

18:57

have one each with some ice cubes in it , which is are we

18:59

down , god ? No , no

19:02

, no , no , no , it's not sure . Yeah

19:04

, and if you don't , obviously if

19:06

you don't like it , you'd have to finish it . You know this is just an

19:08

experiment , but to your chap .

19:10

This will have a game is .

19:16

That's not bad . That

19:19

tastes a bit like sangria .

19:23

Scott no no no

19:25

, tell me why .

19:28

Abby's obviously got a really good picture of us . The

19:31

kid the coke tastes flat . There's

19:34

a new bottle . Oh

19:38

, abby's just gonna show

19:40

you the photograph that she , the

19:47

genuine fear there on your faces , brilliant

19:51

. You get them up on Insta and you keep . That'd

19:53

be lovely .

19:55

Yeah , yes , scott , so you sorry no , it

19:57

tasted flat to me , even though the coke's not

19:59

flat , and I just thought it Tasted

20:02

like shit wine .

20:04

Do you get any hints ? Sangria and you know .

20:06

I just got a hit of just rancidness .

20:10

You know how all those girls feel . Yes , chid

20:14

, it didn't like it , johnny no , but

20:17

in my , you know , pine chips man over here . Yeah

20:20

literally the man who eats more beige food than anybody

20:22

else I've ever met .

20:23

That's very true .

20:23

Yeah , he's not beige , I'm not eating it . No

20:25

, you're not northern . Why don't you like it , buddy ?

20:30

I know what you mean about the tone

20:32

.

20:33

Yeah , it is sangria risk but me

20:35

.

20:38

No , we're missing the lemon . That's what it is , isn't it

20:40

?

20:41

Yes , well , we love that , we'll

20:43

take , we'll take your responsibility for that , yeah , basis

20:46

.

20:46

It's a Take on

20:48

sangria , yeah , but I wouldn't

20:50

choose to drink it .

20:52

No .

20:53

I think I agree with that . It's not something I'll go . Oh , I

20:55

fancy one of those , but it's it's alright

20:57

. It's kind of like you get a red wine

20:59

flavor , but without that kind of alcohol

21:03

.

21:06

Yeah , they're over going full-on food and drink on it . It's

21:08

not a flame I .

21:12

Sort of weird play . You can taste the red wine , but you can't

21:14

yeah , no , it's got red wine in it . It's

21:16

a no from me tastes a bit like sangria , but

21:19

yeah .

21:21

Johnny is still a no sorry happy

21:23

he grabbed that for me and put it over on the

21:26

the TV stand again . This is real-time

21:28

podcasting . Folks Just starting to leave a

21:30

it's already that things already

21:32

fucked up . It's already gonna need a hell of a lot of cleaning when I leave

21:34

. I'm talking about the matter

21:36

piece , not Abby , obviously , although you know

21:38

both applies , so

21:41

has

21:44

anybody watched that documentary yet still haven't

21:46

.

21:47

Oh .

21:57

Abby just making a way to the microphone , feel the face

21:59

of him .

22:02

Right thoughts on the Russell brand documentary

22:05

. I

22:07

think he hundred percent rapes

22:09

that woman , oh good .

22:11

Just about the same . We don't really want to get into if he's

22:13

guilty or not . But okay , you just went

22:15

for it .

22:16

Yeah , he's guilty of some of it , but at

22:18

the same time , I think it's very

22:20

rich from the BBC and MTV

22:23

and Channel 4 to go off on him when

22:25

they encourage that behavior for years and

22:27

years and years now your point , wasn't it , johnny ?

22:29

profited it from it a lot so

22:32

Horrific viewing that , wasn't it

22:34

, you know ? And it's a bit of a savel thing , like

22:37

when you look at in hindsight some of the stuff he didn't stand

22:39

up , the bit where he's talking about how he likes

22:41

it when a woman's given a blow job and it goes

22:43

. He

22:47

only stand up . He said basically , you know , and look , jokes are joke

22:49

, right . What I'm saying is is , if he's guilty and

22:52

of course we're not , you know Well , most of us aren't here to

22:54

talk about that it gives it a slightly

22:56

sinister tone . But there's a bit in his stand up where he says that he

22:58

likes that bit when you're giving a blow job and it goes to the

23:00

girls throat and , okay , to a neck there's

23:02

our neck or something and it makes a mascara run and stuff

23:05

like that . And he's going I've never you know , always , consensual

23:07

was consensual . Something like so I've never , I've never forced it , I

23:09

never force it , but there's that . That's

23:11

what I'm saying . But

23:13

what ? What just they literally said two seconds ago was

23:15

like , if it transpires , guilty

23:17

is some of the savel stuff . There's something in undertone of sinister

23:20

stuff to it at the moment . Yes

23:22

, but however , you still

23:24

have to question why that

23:26

was deemed acceptable at the time . I think that's

23:29

why I never liked .

23:29

That was his character

23:31

, kind of character that these media

23:34

companies kept Pushing

23:36

down our throat's part of the poem Pardon

23:39

the come did you just Said

23:43

, sure , you just said but yeah , that's , that's my

23:45

opinion on it . I think they are

23:47

as guilty as he is .

23:49

Okay , thanks , that's . That's . That's it . Can

23:51

I just say on behalf of OSD , abby

23:53

is not an official Member of the

23:56

company , so anybody who wants to sue you're

23:58

gonna have to sue Abby personally

24:00

. Okay

24:03

, you still got your reputation though . Yeah

24:06

, yeah , johnny , johnny's left

24:09

, johnny's walked out he discussed . I

24:13

quite like this . No , it's alright

24:15

. It's alright .

24:15

I wouldn't ask for it .

24:18

You're always asking for you up one these

24:20

days . Someone's gonna give it to you . Anyway

24:22

, I went Johnny's back . What's next

24:24

? Oh yeah , this , this weird

24:26

thing that's cropped up like on a TikTok

24:28

video Just recently and I wanted to

24:30

kind of ask you guys of the question . Right , there's

24:33

two that suddenly seem to have been very popular . How

24:36

often do you think about the Roman Empire ? Let

24:38

me ask you that fast , scott . I don't know why this is suddenly

24:40

trending .

24:42

I Generally do because I don't love

24:44

the Roman . Empire , oh you generally do yeah

24:47

, this is quite weird , but I read books

24:49

about it . I'm very interested in it

24:51

, always have been . There's

24:54

a Simon Sparrow book that I write , read

24:56

quite a lot .

24:57

It's very scarrow , is it ? Yeah

24:59

, yeah .

24:59

Yeah , but I it's very basic

25:02

reading , but it's not good about the Legionaries

25:05

. I've always just been interested in it , and there's

25:08

a few geeky games that used to play as well .

25:10

Age age of Empires is it .

25:12

Yes , I love Age of Empires , yeah that's the Roman

25:14

. Rome total war yeah .

25:16

Yeah , it's , I play that . It's

25:18

such a geek , but yes

25:21

, I do . I asked my Kids

25:23

, and my dad as well , the same question for

25:25

that . Didn't realize this was coming up , but my

25:27

son said he thinks about Sparta a lot , which

25:30

is weird . And yeah

25:32

. My dad said yeah , about twice a week as well , I

25:35

think about it as well . But

25:37

they weren't actually that great an empire as well

25:39

. Mongols were better .

25:41

Well , yeah , but I mean , you know , if we've talked place

25:43

of context , you at least probably only behind the Mongols and maybe

25:45

Alexander the Great .

25:46

Well , if the Romans ever done for us , yes it's

25:48

annotation .

25:49

So anyway , the question I asked you is how often do you think about

25:51

it ?

25:51

I'd say about twice a week twice a week yeah

25:54

, freak and Napoleon and

25:56

stuff like that .

25:56

It's because he was small as well small .

25:58

He wasn't actually small , and especially for his the

26:00

age . Yes , he was . About what ? Five ?

26:02

eight , five , eight , yeah , yeah , so fuck you . Wow

26:08

, it's kind of aggressive episode so far , isn't it ? 9%

26:10

of it's come from me . To be fair , johnson , how

26:13

often do you think about the Roman Empire ?

26:14

I actually don't know . No , I don't know

26:17

why . I've heard this weirdo . It's

26:20

hard to think about as I watch like gladiator the film or

26:22

something .

26:23

I don't really watch a film next to the

26:25

world premiere . You know , you did go to our

26:27

premise , indeed .

26:27

That's another story . Yeah , we'll talk about a story . I

26:29

think it's really interesting . Um , no

26:32

, I don't . That's when it

26:34

was posed to me about the question and I

26:36

was like I actually don't .

26:38

I suspect that's because you know fuck all about it .

26:39

That's very true .

26:44

Exactly what's he about ? The Roman Empire ? The what ? No , the who

26:46

not .

26:51

I don't think something that crops up often , but

26:53

every now and again it might be relevant

26:55

to something and so I might think about

26:57

it . Then I Don't think . I

27:00

don't think . I say , oh yeah , once or twice a week , but

27:02

maybe like a couple of times a month something like

27:04

that .

27:04

Yeah , don't sub , I don't think right , I

27:06

must think about the Roman Empire today I

27:08

I's been three days I haven't thought about it

27:11

yeah .

27:11

So do you think about it because of some game you played and

27:14

I just think it just find it

27:16

quite interesting Right and think

27:19

they're nice yeah

27:24

.

27:26

Yes , I see is not a right man road . It's

27:31

been a bit of break . There's like a

27:33

Brutus . Come see my later design was

27:35

it to see a three . It will connect us from

27:38

yes . However

27:40

, be prepared for many and terrible

27:42

hold ups whilst people race and crash .

27:45

And how do you think about it ?

27:47

Hardly ever I can't . I was to perplexed

27:49

by the question when it was asked me , talk

27:51

to me , mate .

27:52

Yes , and you don't say yeah .

27:57

Very good , yeah , very good . Get on to the colonel

27:59

. I fucking question my intellectual capabilities

28:01

. No , I love about the Roman Empire . It's , you

28:03

know , many years ago . It's a source of fascination

28:05

from a historical point of view , but I very

28:07

think about it day-to-day . I find him , when he does , is a bit

28:09

weird . Next

28:11

one yeah , this is the other one that seems to have popped up . Could

28:14

you land a plane ?

28:16

It's got , fuck yeah do you think you could ? Yeah

28:18

, I think , honestly , genuinely , I'd

28:21

you would you would be too busy crying the glider

28:23

running around screaming , with your hands in the air

28:25

. I've done it with glider . Yeah

28:27

, yeah

28:30

well actually I didn't really did someone else .

28:34

Play and be . You didn't land it , but part

28:36

of that , exactly , the fucking same , exactly

28:39

the same .

28:39

But I might as well have done , because I

28:41

looked at him , went , hmm , that's how I've done

28:43

it .

28:44

That's Very

28:46

much like me and your mom and dad having sex . Johnny

28:48

, do you think you could land a plane ?

28:52

Yeah , I think so . Why ? Because

28:54

I think there's a lot of Technology

28:57

and I think if I was a

28:59

train great answer because

29:01

there's a lot of technology .

29:04

Fucking yeah , if I was a pilot , I could . This is

29:06

what you just basically said . If I was a

29:08

pilot , yeah , I could land a plane . That'd be your job

29:10

. They literally be your job . Christ

29:14

said I can't be mad to do this . It's like fucking kindergarten

29:16

you can't right now

29:18

you now here today on a

29:20

plane . It's starting to crash . You got a land it . Could you do

29:22

it as you , johnny .

29:23

What plane is it .

29:24

Oh , I fucking , I don't know seven , four , seven .

29:27

No fucking way . Okay , I just know one

29:29

a small plane .

29:29

All right , it's good , both small plane and then

29:31

a jumbo jet , jumbo jet , no right , small

29:34

plane , hell yeah , the . The principles is exactly

29:36

the same with both of it . Is it what it's on water

29:38

as well ? There's not landing , then is it it's ditching

29:40

?

29:41

you don't know . No , you did what it's a water plane

29:43

.

29:44

What .

29:48

I'm so tired what's the terrain I'm

29:50

landing ?

29:50

on . Okay yeah

29:54

, let's just say very , let's keep you simple . It's a runway .

29:56

All right .

29:57

Yeah , it's a bit clear .

29:59

The peace row .

30:00

I probably .

30:02

Shit from Robo .

30:08

You reckon , yeah , john , me and you just to revisit this .

30:10

I did love Johnny's answer . Yeah , what would technology You're

30:12

ready if I was trained to ?

30:14

AI to do it for me .

30:16

Yeah , the AI life , yeah even if

30:18

you didn't , even if you didn't get there , I'd be going

30:20

. Scott successfully landed a plane today , say 450

30:22

passengers and 12 crew , even though they died

30:25

the next day . It's . Scott was in the toilet

30:27

the whole time and I've been really long shit . No idea what happened until

30:29

the plane .

30:31

Don't I talk in the plane , I just don't go to it .

30:33

Are you ever scared on the plane that you have to stand up before

30:35

your flush because you might get sucked out like

30:37

your bum might go ?

30:39

Before you know your .

30:42

I didn't sell . I thought that I just read some people

30:44

do .

30:45

What bowie , I suspect to know the answer to this

30:47

right . No

30:51

well , maybe Could you . Could

30:53

you land the plane ? Could

30:55

you land the plane ?

30:57

Yeah .

30:58

Let's give it a go .

31:01

Nobody to help you . You haven't got like the guy

31:03

in the what tower , going right , do this , press

31:05

that button , do that , then no , but

31:08

if you're , if you're in a airplane . Everybody

31:10

else is dead and you've got to get it on the ground . You got Liz

31:12

talk you through it .

31:14

Yes , I mean , we all know nothing , nelson coming in

31:16

every something . I just want to say good luck , we're all

31:18

counting on you .

31:20

We're not rubbish track record . Robby , you would be arguing with physics

31:22

. Is your land in it ? No you're not gonna go 90

31:24

degrees to the left . That's not how it works . Yes

31:28

, you have any . Okay

31:32

, that surprised me actually , the confidence he abbey

31:34

. Do you think you could land a plane ?

31:39

Do you think you land a plane ?

31:41

I can't fucking believe this . So far , dad and answer

31:43

didn't ask the question . You basically answer the question

31:45

. You sat there and said if I was a train pilot

31:47

I could not to sat there all smug , acting like you

31:49

give them the best answer of all time . Hey

31:52

, what about ? At least can say he has actually , you know

31:54

, flown a proper plane . I mean , right , you've had fly . Oh

31:57

boy , that , look I go , that's

31:59

how your dog looks at you . I mean now I know , yeah

32:01

, that's the evils . So

32:03

you have flying lessons , but it was landing part

32:05

of the flying lessons , so

32:08

you could land a plane . Then why

32:11

don't you just dance in the first place ?

32:13

Because I want to get more information

32:15

. This is background to my character , didn't

32:17

you say your ?

32:18

character is horrible though .

32:21

If this was it , this was , like you know , an

32:23

RPG game . He

32:29

did actually , yes , but then he was very quickly recaptured

32:31

and put back into his little secure

32:33

unit .

32:35

Bubble burst , Don't

32:37

knock him . That's 50% of the listeners .

32:39

Yeah , oh yeah , she said any

32:41

joking listeners , love you all . All right , so cool . So we

32:43

got somebody actually has landed a plane , abby . We

32:46

got somebody who said if they were a train pilot , they could somebody

32:48

who has actually flown a plane , see

32:53

, for fuck's sake , so you didn't fly a plane then . Well

32:56

, it may as well oh no , it

32:59

was on the fucking ground . That's

33:01

not flying a plane . That's just sitting in a really

33:03

big fucking arcade game . It's

33:05

not the same thing . Yes

33:09

, but it's still not flying a plane might

33:13

be , though . Gosh

33:18

, they all hurt my throat , don't they ? I

33:21

think outside . I think your dog at home , abby

33:23

, he's just like heard me do that and gone . What the fuck

33:25

was that noise ? Squeaky

33:27

right , we're never gonna go down that rabbit

33:30

hole again , because that's just really frustrated me .

33:35

Yeah .

33:40

Let's all drive to Daedalus and give it a go .

33:42

What was that somebody sent a thing round

33:45

on one of the groups earlier saying that a British

33:47

hair waist pie oh yeah what was

33:49

the ? Thing he had done

33:51

, some lines of coke off of a topless

33:54

woman's breasts and they tried to fly an airplane

33:57

.

33:57

Is that ? Oops ? It says that

33:59

film with a fly . That's what it

34:01

refers to .

34:03

Denzel Didn't get

34:05

a good film .

34:06

Love that dude impressed . I've seen a couple of guys do Denzel

34:08

watching impressions so good .

34:10

You're gonna work on it ? No , I'm gonna .

34:11

I'm definitely gonna be my next one I'm gonna work on

34:13

that . One of the goodest , robert . There

34:16

you go , right , okay

34:19

, that's done me . Uh , main , main subject allegedly

34:21

, I want to talk about coincidences , right ? Um

34:24

, because I've got some fascinating discussion points about this

34:26

, right , let's let's

34:28

.

34:29

I've had no time to repair and I don't know .

34:32

You don't have to . I told you what I needed from you . Just

34:34

need to be you . Let's hold me Just

34:37

when we , when we finish , just hold me for a while before we roll over

34:39

. All right , that's all , thank you . Uh

34:42

and in uh , 1898

34:44

, 14 years before the Titanic sank , there's

34:46

an author called Robert Morgan who wrote a book called the

34:48

wreck of the titan .

34:50

Don't fucking do this , all right , I gave you this

34:52

the other day what

34:55

AI

35:00

told me .

35:03

Scott's funny story um An

35:05

author called Robin Morgan . It's a published book , so it exists . Uh

35:07

, it's called the wreck of the titan , or . Back

35:10

. In those days used to like to give books two titles , didn't

35:12

they Right ? So , uh , or futility was the other book

35:14

. 14 years later , the titanic sank

35:16

right . Here's the weird thing in his

35:18

book , the , the ship was called the titan and it

35:21

was described as being Unsinkable . Everybody

35:23

believed it could not sink because of how the ship was built . Um

35:26

, both ships hit

35:28

an iceberg on the starboard

35:30

side of the ship . So in the novel bear in mind , this novel

35:32

was published 14 years before . So this is that

35:34

both hits . I spoke on the start

35:36

. Uh

35:39

, they were both . Do

35:41

you want me to go home ?

35:43

You are home .

35:43

Oh , yeah , Uh they were both 400 miles

35:45

off the coast of newfoundland when they

35:47

actually hit the iceberg . Both of them have . They

35:51

can be found from as many around the Atlantic , depending on the time of year

35:53

and the temperature . Um , they both

35:56

of them happened in april and

35:58

so I know what he's doing , and in both

36:00

the book and in real life , lots of passengers

36:03

died because there was a shortage of lifeboats

36:05

. That's nice .

36:06

That's not nice at all . It's

36:08

nice , he got it right .

36:11

Do you think what he's saying ? He sat there and he thought , oh

36:13

, that's no way , nailed it .

36:15

I'm going to be selling a lot of books

36:17

got a telegram .

36:18

Robert Guess what got . The telly got that .

36:20

Yes , yes , cashback nine

36:23

years time .

36:26

Yeah , here's another post script to that . Right again , another true

36:28

story . Violet jessup the young lady she was a

36:30

nurse on board the titanic

36:32

in 1912 obviously survived . She

36:35

was then on the titanic sister ship , the

36:37

hms Britannic , which also sank in 1916

36:40

, and she survived that . Then , during

36:42

the first world war , she was on board a third boat , the rms

36:44

olympic , which actually hit a warship . They crashed

36:46

into each other . It didn't sink , it just

36:48

about stayed afloat , but still lots of people drowned because

36:50

of the crash . Uncle alive .

36:54

She survived all three . Fair play for getting , for getting

36:56

back on a boat .

36:57

Do you think she would sure I was gonna say no . No

37:00

do you think she was just lucky or just the jinx ? Jinx

37:03

, they're

37:08

one . I just talked about them was the olympic , but there was an olympus

37:10

as well titanic sister ship . No , that

37:12

was britannic . I think there was

37:14

another one in the fleet that was called olympic yeah

37:16

and that one got damaged and they .

37:19

I can't remember the story now , but there's there's a story about

37:21

how Parts of this we

37:23

used to repair that and that could have

37:25

had an impact on titanic

37:27

sinking or something I can't remember . That

37:29

Very interesting , don't ?

37:31

know would be if we knew the whole story . Yeah

37:34

, yeah , I'll give you another one

37:36

, right , 2014 . Here's one that's been wiped to date , right , two

37:38

tragic plane crashes involving malaysian air . No

37:41

jokes , thank you , scott . The

37:43

first one was off , you shot down over ukraine , and the second

37:45

one is the one that's disappeared without a trace , one

37:47

of the biggest . He's bursting . He's bursting

37:49

one of the biggest , uh , aviation mysteries

37:51

of all time . You know , could do another podcast on

37:53

that , right . However , here's the weird thing , right

37:55

, um , on both flights

37:57

, there was a dutch cyclist called martin de jong

38:00

, who was booked to take both of

38:02

those planes . On the flights where they

38:04

met tragedy both times

38:06

, literally within hours of the flights taking

38:08

off , he found a cheaper

38:10

option online and changed his ticket . How

38:14

, now again , right , if we're gonna

38:16

be controversial , you go . What does he know ? Yeah

38:19

he does . Martin

38:21

, you're welcome to come on the show if you want it . Let's just to

38:23

see me was innocent , which I'm sure he was . Would you ever

38:25

fly again ?

38:27

Yes , would you ever fly ? Again yeah because

38:29

you can land it .

38:32

Bad news , mate neither of those planes landed .

38:38

Well , yeah , no , but if I was there , I would have been on a land

38:40

it yeah

38:42

, in water , yeah .

38:45

You don't land on water . You ditch man with a golden

38:47

gun .

38:48

Yeah . What yes

38:50

, what plane ? My

38:53

daughter's name water plane .

38:55

Oh right , there's an airplane called Catalina

38:57

.

38:58

Is that we called her after . That's a weird

39:00

thing to call you .

39:09

Oh , that's nice wait to hear about his son bowing

39:11

. Um

39:17

, okay , give another one , right , abraham Lincoln's

39:19

. This is mental . Abraham Lincoln's son , right

39:21

, was nearby or present at three

39:23

Different presidential Sationations and deaths

39:26

. Right , obviously , his father , lincoln . He wasn't

39:28

at the at the theater when it happened , but he was his

39:30

father's bedside when Abraham Lincoln passed away . Then

39:32

he was literally an eyewitness to the shooting and killing

39:34

of President James A Garfield a few years later

39:36

. And then finally , in 1901

39:39

, he was in Buffalo , new York , at the invitation of President

39:41

William McKinley , when President William McKinley was

39:43

Fatally shot . Right me , you think that's

39:45

mental , right ? Here's one more piece of information

39:47

A few years later , in

39:49

18 . Oh no , if you was early . In 1864

39:51

, he was a train station and he

39:53

fell off the train platform as a train was starting

39:55

to pull away in front of him and he was scrapping

39:57

to get back up and he couldn't quite make it . A

40:00

man Lent down and pulled him to safety and

40:02

saved his life . That man was

40:04

called Edwin booth , the brother of James

40:06

Wilkes booth , who was the man who shot and killed Abraham

40:08

Lincoln , his father wow that . Okay

40:10

, that is mental that is crazy

40:12

in it , yeah , yes , a goose bump on .

40:16

The first bit was a bit shit , but yes .

40:22

I've gone from being gutted this is your last one , sir rather

40:24

pleased . Okay , let's

40:26

start with Johnny . Tell us about weird coincidence

40:28

that's happened to you or that you know of

40:30

, or that you , you know .

40:31

So I love one . And funny enough

40:33

, involves you miss Andrew Logan Nervous

40:37

and a woman yeah , and even

40:40

more nervous .

40:41

You're an absolute arsehole , because you phoned me early

40:43

today and you said does it have to be about me , or can it

40:45

be about somebody else ? It

40:48

could be about somebody else , mate . Okay yeah , chairs , I've got a

40:50

really good one , and that's what you said .

40:51

That's it prick . So

40:53

basically I

40:55

was being a Jodie essay and she

40:58

said to me Jodie's my girlfriend

41:00

, by the way , just see . She

41:02

said to me oh no , she went

41:04

. Oh . So I spoke to my sister

41:07

yesterday and she said this

41:09

Andy Logan fella and I'll

41:11

go right , here we go . And

41:13

then she went yeah keeps you

41:15

keep popping up on his Facebook doing

41:18

all these like obviously the podcast and stuff , because she

41:20

attends and and Jodie's

41:22

going right and

41:24

I'm going . Okay

41:27

, what's the story ? What is the story ? She said Assistant

41:30

went . I recognize him from somewhere and

41:33

I'm just sitting , if , waiting for the punchline . I'm

41:36

looking at Andy's face now it's brilliant . And

41:38

she went and

41:41

Jodie went is it because he looks like Greg Wallace ? And

41:45

then she and then assistant

41:47

went . Yeah , but it's not just that .

41:49

Oh , I just thought that was the end of it . Then I'm like , oh , funny

41:51

story , let's move on .

41:52

No , she went , did you

41:54

say I was training before ? I

41:57

was like yes , he actually

41:59

did do sales training . Why , what's

42:01

happened ? This guy's getting really , really worried

42:04

and sweaty and very red and

42:06

purple and Basically

42:09

she said that oh he

42:11

, he came in , does the sales training for the

42:13

complex work at a time . He's very good

42:15

and he's very funny . So that was that .

42:19

Small world . What's the sister's ?

42:21

name Lucy .

42:22

Lucy Okay Was , it was a skip

42:24

higher company by any chance .

42:26

It was a recruitment company . Yes , it's an absent

42:28

.

42:29

Premier recruitment yes , I remember them Fuck

42:33

me , you have me . Honestly , you're gonna knife

42:35

edge . Then that was a rollercoaster for

42:37

me .

42:37

That's the question .

42:40

Hmm , more coincidence is . Frankly , it was terrifying . Yes , yeah

42:42

uh , probably quickly . What's

42:45

saying that happened to you .

42:46

Right , okay , um , my coincidence

42:48

is either a coincidence or supernatural

42:50

, so I think we might have spoken

42:53

about it before we've done . Um , we're on

42:55

a boat on the Thames and

42:57

we were trying to do like a Ouija board whilst

42:59

all the mums and dads are away , and

43:02

Because somebody was mucking about

43:04

and moving the glass , we decided right , and we need

43:06

something that you don't touch . So we were

43:08

sort of playing We've spin in the bottle and saying

43:10

yes or no . Yes , I know , and asking

43:12

sort of digital questions . So it's either one answer

43:14

or another anyway . So we

43:17

got , we were in this really spooky

43:19

area in the , in the shadow

43:22

of a church yard and a Kremat

43:25

or Krematoy what am I talking about ? The ?

43:27

where'd you ?

43:27

bury . Yeah yeah , that

43:29

one . What's the other word I'm thinking of ? cemetery

43:31

, yeah Right so

43:33

we're in the and we're on the river and it was all dark

43:35

and lit and all this kind of stuff . So it was like a

43:37

real spooky thing . So anyway , the

43:40

end of our little thing , we had this sort of 20

43:42

year old girl who drowned

43:44

on the Thames . Somehow we

43:47

never really got much sort of detail

43:49

out of it . But when I was speaking

43:51

to somebody the next day they said oh , that's really weird

43:53

, because yesterday was the

43:55

Anniversary of the Marchioness

43:58

sinking on the Thames , which was a party

44:00

boat . Yeah , I remember it yeah yeah

44:02

well , girls and boys and all that kind of stuff .

44:04

So that that's you know , we've got all of this

44:06

.

44:06

We've got all this sort of detail of somebody

44:08

dying on the Thames and

44:11

their age and this kind of stuff but

44:13

we never . Really we were going on , or did you jump

44:15

off the bridge ? Did you crash off the bridge ? Did

44:17

? This happen to that . We never actually

44:19

thought , oh , boating accident , yeah

44:21

, but but yeah , so that was a bit of a coincidence

44:23

, yeah we're going spooky one

44:25

Chess spooky did by way scoot

44:28

, did you guys think one ?

44:29

No , I didn't think one area . No , no , abby , you've got

44:31

one .

44:33

Go on in , jump

44:36

on board , so

44:38

, abby , you can tell us your cool , spooky cool .

44:40

Okay , that's spooky , but yeah

44:42

, I've got two actually .

44:44

That evolved me today .

44:46

I have to make up for your one . Scott . So

44:49

the first one , when

44:51

I what was living abroad , I

44:54

had a best friend called Susie

44:56

and I had two

44:58

women that always used to look after me , a woman

45:00

called Joanne and A woman

45:02

called Karen . This is when you were child . This is when I was

45:04

a child and now , as an adult

45:06

living in the UK , my

45:09

very good friends with my first friend that

45:11

I met in the UK was called Susie and Two

45:14

women that still to this day really look after

45:16

me . I called Karen and Joanne . That's

45:18

a cool one . But the really

45:20

cool one is when I was travelling

45:23

. I was in Tennessee . I went to

45:25

the Jack Daniels distillery in

45:27

Lynchburg and Lynchburg has got

45:29

quite a big Biker group

45:32

there and really well known for Harley-Davidson's

45:34

and all that sorts and I was traveling alone

45:36

. I started talking to these bikers

45:38

and I saw yeah

45:41

, lisa , rising part of the story , so funny shiny

45:43

and I was talking to one of

45:45

the bikers and he's oh , I came to London

45:47

not so long ago , a couple of years back , and I actually

45:50

bought these letters . I saw that's really

45:52

cool . My grandpa used to work at a couple

45:54

of bike shops in London . Where

45:56

did you go ? I went to a place called Rex

45:59

Chuds . I said

46:01

do you remember the name of the guy who serves

46:03

you ? He goes . Oh yeah , he was funny , really

46:05

cool guy . His name was suave half

46:07

, which was my grandpa . No

46:10

, way .

46:11

That's a round of applause that she

46:14

stole in the show yet again , folks , I

46:16

have . Thank you for sharing that , mate .

46:17

That's amazing amazing .

46:19

I got very , very brief one . This

46:21

will turn this into an episode of you

46:24

know , jerry spring , of I never knew . As you know , I never

46:26

knew my real father . When I kind of got

46:28

in touch with my half sister , many , many

46:30

years later , he sadly really passed away . We

46:33

were talking and she told me that my

46:35

dad was a salesman and

46:37

a sales trainer . That's what he used to

46:39

do for a living , which I thought was that's

46:41

my kind of spooky coincidence nature . Everyone hate

46:43

him as well . That's it .

46:46

That's a really dark , little bit

46:48

weird .

46:49

Sorry , I'm laughing , really I'm laughing . Be inside

46:51

, I'm crying , I know .

46:52

I love you ?

46:54

I doubt it , mate . He fucked off another eight months old

46:57

. So right , abby

47:00

takes the cake on that one . Hey , that's what

47:02

we were looking for . Yeah , we weren't looking

47:04

for stories designed to wind me up . Okay

47:09

, he's the hitter number for you , right ? So sumo Yamaguchi

47:11

hey yeah , actually true right

47:13

. He . He was in Hiroshima

47:16

when the first atomic bomb dropped right

47:18

, so he managed to survive

47:20

the fled Hiroshima's on the outskirts and started

47:22

a new life , thinking it was

47:24

safe in another place called Nagasaki

47:27

. And he the matter

47:29

with you and and obviously

47:31

he was there when the bomb drops on Nagasaki

47:34

as well . However , he

47:36

survives that one as well . He's the only person

47:38

officially recognized by the Japanese

47:40

government as having survived both bombings , but

47:42

sadly , he died in 2010 .

47:44

You won't be surprised to learn of cancer , but

47:47

that again coincidence or just massively unlucky

47:50

, could have made it a little night to know and just left

47:52

that bit out . He

47:55

survived . That was nice . In

48:00

2009 he was still fit as a fiddle . Somebody

48:03

cough , you could

48:05

have just said in 2009 he was still fit as a fiddle

48:07

still going strong .

48:09

All right , edit point In 2009

48:12

he was still going as strong as ever . Fit as a fiddle

48:14

, yes , happy . Now , what

48:16

do you want ? The darker version ?

48:18

I know , yeah , you want the darker version .

48:21

Okay , deja vu , right , anybody

48:23

not know . Oh , hold on two seconds

48:25

, folks , and because Johnny is seeing me so I might have

48:27

to quick break . Okay

48:30

, we into any ? Oh yeah , yeah , it's so

48:32

one type of coincidence that people talk about

48:35

a day's . I do , we want our days . Are those right ? It's

48:37

that feeling you get when you think I've been

48:39

here before , I've had this conversation before , I've

48:41

done this before , and it's really strong , almost overwhelming

48:43

, isn't ? It really hits you .

48:47

I don't know .

48:52

Okay , cool . Hey , what do we think

48:54

? Do you think deja vu is real ? So do you

48:56

just a ? Johnny , I'll throw you first . Do you actually think deja

48:59

vu ? Is you Remembering

49:01

something ? Okay , let me start again . Sorry

49:03

. Some people claim it's we remember what we've done in dreams . Some

49:05

people claim it's a link back to a past life . Some

49:08

people just claim it's just your brain being a dick . But

49:11

what thoughts have ?

49:11

you got it . See , I I

49:13

have quite vivid dreams , so

49:16

I think that , all right , go on .

49:20

Scott , put your trousers back on . Sorry , sorry .

49:22

No , um , it's

49:24

a difficult one , I do think . How

49:27

would your brain be that ?

49:30

Simple with .

49:31

No , it's very intelligent , but not

49:33

coming from you . No , that's true , that

49:35

is very true , but I don't know the fact

49:37

that you've and where , whether it's been

49:39

a dream and sometimes it hasn't been

49:42

a dream and you just you're in a net . You're

49:44

in a situation and you think I've been here . Yeah

49:46

, so for me I do think it's real

49:48

, because how can it be ? It's the

49:50

sum where I actually thought Shit

49:52

, this is actually . I feel like

49:54

I'm there where I was , whether it's in a dream , I thought

49:57

about it before . So do things real , but

49:59

I don't know where that energy

50:01

comes from . Hmm , that makes sense

50:03

. I'm confused by it , but I'm very intrigued

50:05

by it .

50:06

Okay , we're a bit like lady boys .

50:09

Confused by , but intrigued what

50:13

just Thailand ? John Portsmouth

50:16

.

50:18

Yeah , I'll

50:21

give you some website addresses later , mate , we'll talk about it , do

50:25

you think ?

50:25

I'm okay , they're

50:27

on . I do think there is substance

50:30

to it .

50:30

I love the bit of Ted too , isn't it ? Well , he goes

50:32

god damn it for the 11th time . Johnny , there's not such

50:34

thing as chicks with dits , they're just guys with tits . Anyway

50:39

, speak , lady boys . Right Now

50:43

he makes a great lady boy . If you're not seeing the photograph on

50:45

his stag do years ago . It's on Facebook . It's

50:47

a photograph we made him up . We all went out in tuxedos

50:49

, right , and we made him up to look like like

50:52

a lady boy with a big headdress and everything else , we'll find it later

50:54

. Mate , we'll find it later . And he , to

50:56

be fair , he made a very pretty lady

50:59

boy . Yeah , these days you've you know

51:01

age well , so I don't think it would , but

51:04

back then anyway , sorry they go , go about what .

51:06

What John was saying was it mean I've just

51:08

had a look and it's already seen .

51:11

Yeah , exactly .

51:12

Yeah , yeah , I've had a couple

51:14

instances with deja vu where you kind

51:16

of having a conversation or you're in

51:18

a situation and somebody says something and

51:21

you think I've

51:23

had this conversation before or I've

51:25

.

51:26

With Andy . It happens a lot . It does actually , you're right

51:28

.

51:28

Yeah , yeah , yeah , but I don't know it's

51:30

it's very nuanced or

51:32

subtle . Sometimes it's like this all

51:34

feels very familiar or you

51:37

know , it's not a case of I could tell you what's

51:39

gonna happen next . It's just a case of it all

51:41

feels very Familiar

51:44

and it's something that I think I've

51:46

experienced before . But your brain is is

51:48

a hell of a piece of equipment . It

51:50

can fill in all sorts of gaps and it can All

51:53

. But it's like when you know Logan gets your hump , sometimes

51:56

when he's telling a joke and I might Pick

52:00

up the punch line before he gets to it .

52:03

That's true , he actually does get grumpy in there

52:05

.

52:06

He does get down and it might be something

52:08

like that . It's like your brain is sort of processing

52:10

the whole situation and it's kind of Giving

52:13

you a heads up on what it thinks is gonna happen

52:15

next . I don't know , but it's sometimes

52:17

things feel Incredibly familiar and

52:19

you feel like you definitely done

52:22

this or been there or this has

52:24

all happened before . So but I

52:26

don't know . I don't know what causes it or what

52:28

Go

52:33

on then .

52:40

I remember reading ages

52:42

ago that it's actually your

52:45

brain just slightly misfiring

52:47

and that it's only like a split , split

52:49

second behind what just

52:51

happens , and that's why you think it's

52:53

already happens . Okay and

52:55

I think , from what I read

52:57

, it happens more when people are

52:59

Really tired or have

53:02

been stressed or something like that .

53:04

Wow , I may be interested .

53:05

No , that's why I read very interesting , take on it .

53:08

That would make sense as well .

53:09

Thanks , I thought that would make sense . Yeah

53:14

, yeah , the brain process information . There's

53:16

you really fast for

53:18

most of us anyway . Speaking

53:20

of brains working slower , oh

53:23

, it's me .

53:24

Yeah , yeah , I do believe

53:27

in it .

53:27

Thanks so .

53:29

That's it . Yeah , she is Actually

53:31

. That is pretty much .

53:34

You believe in HIV scientific explanation or

53:36

do ?

53:36

you think ? I just think it is yeah

53:41

careful what I say here . We're not careful

53:43

what I say .

53:45

Yeah , we're not . We're

53:47

not talking about your social activities now , you're fine

53:49

.

53:49

I do think there is probably something that we

53:52

don't quite understand . We only use a very small

53:55

part of our brain , so therefore , if

53:57

you open that up , there could be a lot more meaning

53:59

to it .

54:00

But there is something I read and

54:02

this is years and years and years ago , so I can't remember

54:04

like a lot of the details about it , but it was somebody

54:06

who was touring a

54:08

Cathedral or something and they

54:11

were sort of looking around going . You

54:13

know , I've never been here before , but I'm I'm

54:15

I'm very familiar with this , this

54:17

whole place . Have

54:20

you heard this ?

54:20

as well .

54:21

No , no , no , I'm sorry you just made me remember

54:23

something I want to talk about something

54:25

about because they had priest holes or something for

54:28

a period when the dissolution of the monasteries

54:30

or something you know about the shit , and

54:33

so if something like there was like a secret

54:35

thing , a secret place near

54:37

the pulpit or something where the priest Would have hidden

54:40

, or something .

54:40

It's really shit , isn't it Right ? Let's , let's

54:42

find where the priest is . Where's your retina is ? Definitely

54:46

not in the church First place

54:48

. You'd look in at school , the school adding

54:50

value .

54:55

It was something to do with a hidey hole and this guy

54:57

said there's a hidey hole here and they

55:00

opened it up and there was exactly what he said , but

55:02

he'd never been there before , but he

55:04

was very familiar with this whole

55:06

thing , but you got so well , no , I've had a

55:08

dream once that I've been into .

55:10

It is in Ferriman , it's just and

55:13

I had a dream that I've been in this house and I weirdly

55:15

went Years later

55:18

. I went into the house , I knew someone owned

55:20

it and I went into the house just to pick up a pair of shoes

55:22

or something and I

55:24

knew I'd already been there and I'd been in

55:27

every room . It is really weird

55:29

, really bizarre stalker days no

55:32

and I know that yeah yeah

55:34

. But yeah , never been in the house but I

55:36

knew this house inside out and I knew parts

55:38

of it . Yeah , really bizarre actually .

55:40

Yeah , it's deja vu where

55:42

people would . I've

55:45

no Assume that reincarnation

55:47

is real .

55:48

Yeah , to the point that , yeah , we spent that story

55:50

before . Well , fair enough when we spot that

55:53

, that past life regression , people kind of like

55:55

. You know , there are people you believe deja vu

55:57

happens because your dreams

55:59

are portents of the future . There are people you believe deja

56:01

vu happens because it's actually tapping into a past

56:03

life or past experience . And then , of course , there's

56:05

the scientific explanation , which makes really good

56:08

sense , but it's also really quite upsetting

56:10

that happy gave us . That's great , though . That's

56:12

interesting to see . Yeah .

56:14

It's like Rodney says I'm only false horses and he says

56:16

I've got this really bad feeling that this such

56:18

things being carnation . I'll come back as me .

56:23

I'll tell you what could be worse . You come back as me . That's

56:25

it . I'm Johnny Greenfield comes out like yes , here we go again

56:27

. I'm fucking who ? Mum

56:31

, open you womb , I'm coming back . That

56:34

was weird on it . Okay , one . That is another coincidence

56:36

, one right before we get to next discussion point . Robby , you like this

56:38

one right ? So

56:40

total solar eclipse right Now

56:43

. If you look at the size of the Sun , the size of the moon , it

56:45

just shouldn't be able to happen , should it ? If

56:47

you look at so , so , so the eclipse , it happens because

56:49

I'm further away , because the moon Perfectly

56:52

fits over the Sun , right , and

56:54

so how can that be right ? It's basically

56:57

, it's because the Sun is 400

56:59

times wider than the moon , but

57:01

the Sun is also 400 times

57:03

further away from the moon . The two

57:05

Measurements match almost exactly

57:08

, and that's why , perspective , when we look

57:10

at it , we see it's a total eclipse in the way

57:12

that we do . Indeed , how mad is that

57:14

? Very , so , the Sun is the exact , perfect

57:16

distance away . What's the song ? So

57:19

I said so face of Tottenham scored the other night

57:21

.

57:22

No , no , no . The song , the song , not the Clips

57:26

of the heart Genuinely

57:29

was thinking of actually . Well done , yeah , sorry

57:31

.

57:31

That's fine . This is gonna be really interesting in depth

57:33

intellectual discussion . That

57:38

that brings us to yes , it can

57:40

I last a maximum of his ? And which

57:42

brings the next discussion point , which will actually kick off with

57:45

you , scott , right ? Thank

57:48

, look spoilers . Looking at my notes right , there

57:51

is not a lot of randomness in the universe , right ? Unless

57:53

you do then get quantum theory , string theory , that stuff which

57:55

is a bit sort of we won't get into that today , but it

57:57

almost so . Many things in the universe just fit well

58:00

together . You look at the , the psych of life on earth , and

58:02

how many things exist only because there's another thing

58:04

them to exist on or with it's perfectly balanced

58:06

ecosystem . So there's very little randomness

58:08

, right ? So there are people who believe , including Einstein

58:11

did say this . There's some doubts to what

58:13

you meant , but Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the

58:15

universe . When he was asked about it later . He

58:17

basically said that he means that he believed there is a

58:19

higher power or a creator that's responsible

58:21

for creating this whole thing around us , because the

58:24

only way things could fit so perfectly and

58:26

there could be so little randomness and things could , from

58:28

a physics point of view and a nature point

58:30

of view , actually Interact in such a perfect way

58:32

would be as if it was done by cosmic design , if

58:35

it was designed by a higher , intelligent or high

58:37

creation . So so

58:40

basically , that's gonna be an expression . I'm gonna ask you

58:42

know , let's leave religion out of

58:44

it , let's leave , kind of like , god on the cloud out of it . Did

58:47

there anything about that ? That kind of makes sense

58:49

to you , scott .

58:50

Yes and no , but I think there's so many universes

58:53

and so many , so

58:56

much , that it's it's bound

58:58

to happen at some point .

58:59

We yes , we're each person

59:02

is a miracle .

59:02

The probability is that something's going to evolve

59:05

and suffer . That there's so many it's

59:07

is beyond even anyone's

59:10

imagination how large it is and how far it

59:12

goes on . So therefore , it's

59:14

.

59:16

High yeah , it's like the number of solar

59:19

systems that they've discovered which are

59:21

Capable or have

59:23

a Goldilocks zone .

59:26

Yeah , yeah .

59:28

Hundreds and thousands , or however many they

59:30

yeah the probability is

59:32

it's gonna happen .

59:34

Yeah , so yeah .

59:36

Johnny , what do you

59:38

think ? Do you do you think let's try

59:40

and leave it for not necessarily religious bent , but

59:43

when things just seem to fit together

59:45

so well with so little actual randomness , does that

59:47

suggest that there could be some

59:49

intelligent design or Higher power behind it ? Or

59:51

, you know , do you think it's , as Scott's kind

59:53

of just pretty much said and I think we're both backed him up that

59:55

when you're talking about the more

59:57

occurrences or something , the greater the chance there is that

59:59

there's gonna be what we would think of as

1:00:02

a coincidence ?

1:00:04

I think more in the belief of

1:00:06

your first point around the whole energy

1:00:08

bill . So I think

1:00:10

there is a lot of probability . But

1:00:13

why , I guess , hasn't

1:00:15

there been Proven

1:00:17

life on other planets as such ? Mexico

1:00:20

?

1:00:21

No , no , that that was the most ridiculous thing . It was

1:00:23

like come on , at least try yeah

1:00:26

.

1:00:27

Yeah , I think it's more , Probably

1:00:29

more than the energy of it . Taking out of the

1:00:32

religion stuff the over

1:00:34

a scientific probability of it would be

1:00:36

my view .

1:00:38

Robbie .

1:00:39

I think , over time it

1:00:42

when you , when you've got scientific

1:00:44

knowledge , you start off at a point where you've

1:00:47

got none , and so everything outside

1:00:49

of what you see , everything , everything

1:00:52

that you see , has some mythical

1:00:54

kind of beginning . As

1:00:57

your Scientific understanding

1:00:59

starts to increase , you push that

1:01:01

mythical understanding closer to

1:01:04

the edges and it gets smaller and smaller and smaller

1:01:06

. So everything you work out

1:01:08

and you understand , you

1:01:10

Decrease the probability

1:01:13

of there being some sort of intelligent

1:01:16

design or cosmic being

1:01:19

that builds all this stuff . So

1:01:21

it's , I think at the moment

1:01:23

we've got a good understanding , but we still don't understand

1:01:25

everything . So when you look at something I think

1:01:27

this is what Einstein might have been getting at

1:01:29

is when he looks at things

1:01:31

that he , he

1:01:34

, he's trying to understand and he sees

1:01:36

the beauty in it . He sees that there is

1:01:38

this , this incredible

1:01:41

Scientific

1:01:44

or whatever you want to call it . There's something

1:01:46

absolutely incredible there , and

1:01:48

Because he can't understand it himself

1:01:50

, he kind of sees the beauty , that

1:01:52

of a creator . So

1:01:55

until such times as we actually understand

1:01:57

how it comes about , I think

1:01:59

that might have been what the kind of thing he's getting

1:02:01

out that there is there's this beautiful

1:02:04

, amazing physics , rules

1:02:07

and laws and God knows what else , which

1:02:09

obviously he was incredibly passionate about

1:02:11

, and that is where he would see

1:02:13

the work of a creator , if

1:02:15

there was one that would be . That would

1:02:17

be his Interpretation of it maybe

1:02:20

yeah , because it was too . Perfect

1:02:23

. There wasn't enough randomness in it , yeah .

1:02:26

Okay , thanks that . I

1:02:29

think the last coincidence right egg

1:02:31

Alan Poe in 1838 wrote a book called

1:02:33

the narrative of Arthur Gordon Pim of Nantucket

1:02:35

. Well , you know who egg

1:02:38

Alan Poe was ? Do you know

1:02:40

who's Johnny ? He's very , very , very famous

1:02:42

Horror writer in like the 1800s

1:02:45

. He wrote loads of books . Yeah

1:02:47

, the Raven Raven , yeah

1:02:49

, the chow-tow heart , I think you're at

1:02:51

the mask of the red death as well . But he wrote many of these , these books

1:02:53

. Basically , the the story was about a

1:02:55

four-man crew that was shipwrecked . They were lost at sea

1:02:57

. Ultimately , they decided to take lots to

1:02:59

see who would be killed so they

1:03:01

could be eaten , so the rest could survive , and

1:03:03

they drew straws . And the guy who

1:03:06

lost was named in the book as Richard Parker

1:03:08

and was subsequently killed in Eaton . In

1:03:10

1884 , a real ship

1:03:12

was shipwrecked and one of the crewmates , named

1:03:14

Richard Parker , fell ill in the boat

1:03:16

after drinking seawater and because of exposure

1:03:18

. So the rest of the crew in the boat decided

1:03:21

, before he basically got too ill and disgusting

1:03:23

to eat , that they kill him and then they'd eat him

1:03:25

, and that's what they did and

1:03:27

they survived . But when they got back on shore

1:03:29

they basically they confessed to what they done and they

1:03:31

were charged with murder . But again

1:03:33

, it's weird , right .

1:03:35

Well , there's , weird things .

1:03:36

Final thoughts on this . Guys , everything

1:03:39

we've spoken about so far , actually

1:03:42

no stop . I want to take a step back because , abby , I

1:03:44

meant to ask you that question about randomness

1:03:46

or higher power Did you want to have ? Did you want to say

1:03:48

anything about that ?

1:03:50

Einstein was a Jew , ergo rights

1:03:52

.

1:03:53

What .

1:03:55

Einstein was a Jew , ergo he was right

1:03:58

, okay cool .

1:03:59

So sink punchy , I like it . Okay

1:04:02

, sorry about Abby , should have asked at this time . I apologize

1:04:04

, mate , I just don't think about

1:04:06

you that often so edit that

1:04:08

out . I'm not

1:04:10

a

1:04:13

girl friend listen to this ? Um , I should

1:04:15

know she doesn't . So

1:04:18

, yes , I

1:04:20

think we've spoken about right again , I go for a skull cause

1:04:22

we're doing that sort of wriggly . Our

1:04:25

coincidence is a thing in terms of

1:04:27

are they just chance ? They're

1:04:29

just random things that because

1:04:32

the brain I think what I touched on it the brain

1:04:34

, the human brain , loves patterns . The human brain loves order

1:04:36

, right , it loves to see it's like , it's

1:04:38

like the thing , isn't it ? If you buy a white car , suddenly

1:04:40

you'll start seeing more white cars everywhere , because

1:04:43

your brain likes patterns , it likes that . So

1:04:45

our coincidence is just our brain trying to

1:04:47

make patterns out of something . Yeah , I'm something , or

1:04:49

are they Maybe something

1:04:51

more akin to fate ?

1:04:52

no , I do think , because I see

1:04:54

I used to live a house 108

1:04:57

and I see the number 108 everywhere

1:05:00

, and I mean everywhere on

1:05:02

films . Like I was sat on a table the other day

1:05:04

, it was one away , it just it just happens all the time

1:05:06

. And I think is that and I really try to my To

1:05:09

a certain degree , I think I'm I , I

1:05:11

think because I could be sat at table 67

1:05:14

or something like that and just never Notice

1:05:16

that , because it's one way I'm low .

1:05:18

So I think this is uncanny , but it's

1:05:20

actually not , it's just and here we have

1:05:22

a perfect example of coincidence at work , because that

1:05:25

around numbers is exactly what I was gonna wrap

1:05:27

up with and explaining

1:05:29

why people think that happens .

1:05:31

So that a very spooky coincidence on

1:05:33

the show ? No , not really , because me and the AI

1:05:35

have already took .

1:05:37

Okay for a Johnny .

1:05:40

Say I female .

1:05:42

Yes .

1:05:43

That's to be .

1:05:44

It's that clever does it bury grudge

1:05:46

? Does

1:05:48

it turn into a psycho ? One weekend every month ? Don't

1:05:53

give me that . Look , I once went out the girl who had reverse periods

1:05:55

. Yeah

1:05:58

, yeah , she was a fucking mentalist for three

1:06:00

, three weeks out of the month before one week . She's quite nice . No

1:06:05

, that's a full flat , didn't ?

1:06:06

it right . I liked it at it point .

1:06:13

Didn't he start keeping a chart , your own

1:06:15

secret chart , so that you would know when to talk

1:06:17

to her or not .

1:06:18

I kept .

1:06:22

That's mental sorry , sorry , that's right , I'm

1:06:25

sorry Rob .

1:06:25

I get told be careful soon

1:06:27

. I'm like okay .

1:06:34

Jody , yes , I thought quiz this is real

1:06:37

or not . You're

1:06:40

there real ? What do you think they are them ?

1:06:42

I don't know I've got this thought that

1:06:44

I don't know it actually relates , but

1:06:46

I'm quite a big believer and say Every

1:06:49

episode reason .

1:06:50

Okay .

1:06:51

Yeah yeah , okay

1:06:53

. So about fake karma , if that's a

1:06:55

reason ? So I think the energy

1:06:57

of it always is what I believe in . So , rather

1:06:59

than the statistical , Spiritually

1:07:02

start you .

1:07:04

Yeah , I wouldn't say I'm a hippie spiritualist , but yeah , I

1:07:06

do , you got , you got curly hair yeah

1:07:08

.

1:07:09

I'll give my hair out . I might look like one .

1:07:12

When I die , they leave me to rest

1:07:14

. Gonna go to the place that's

1:07:17

best no one .

1:07:18

Know the song going on up to the

1:07:20

spirit in the sky .

1:07:23

Edit , point it's

1:07:28

not garrif gates . He did , he did

1:07:31

cover it .

1:07:31

Yeah , but come on no

1:07:33

.

1:07:34

I like , I like .

1:07:35

The original Scott don't know that

1:07:37

emotional about it .

1:07:38

Doctor and the medics covered it . But somebody

1:07:40

else did it first in like the 60s or 70s and

1:07:42

doctor minutes covered it in the 80s because it did

1:07:44

really well , maybe just they had

1:07:46

their one hit wonder type and they covered that song

1:07:49

and they got to number one for a while probably

1:07:51

was final thought from you Incidences

1:07:54

.

1:07:55

I think I'm more along the lines

1:07:57

of Like probability

1:08:00

and it's like it's

1:08:03

difficult one because you kind of you . You see Things

1:08:08

and you make connections , like you were talking

1:08:10

about . The brain likes patterns and things like that and the brain does some weird

1:08:12

as shit . You know , when you see like the

1:08:14

harvest moon and it looks massive , it

1:08:16

looks massive on horizon , that's

1:08:19

your brain telling you that

1:08:22

because it's near the ground , it needs to be bigger . It's

1:08:25

exactly the same size as it is two hours later

1:08:27

when it's up in the sky . But your

1:08:29

brain goes no , it's near the ground , it's got

1:08:31

to be big . So

1:08:34

your brain does some really weird

1:08:36

shit to you to fill in the gaps we

1:08:38

know yours does . It

1:08:42

can try and make sense of something

1:08:44

and make a coincidence , but I think I think

1:08:46

you was saying when you the probability . You know , statistically

1:08:49

, yeah , things

1:08:52

happen often in

1:08:54

a similar way because we're creatures of habit , aren't we Creatures

1:08:56

of habit , aren't we ? So we Excuse

1:09:00

me , so we have , like , we

1:09:02

have , things that we do over and over again . If we hang

1:09:04

around with the same sort of people doing the same

1:09:06

sorts of things , you might see the same events happening

1:09:08

.

1:09:09

Yeah , yeah .

1:09:16

So I know more , thanks to that mate .

1:09:17

What do you think of probability ?

1:09:19

Basically I was gonna say so . I'm kind of talking between the two

1:09:21

. I like Johnny's perspective . I

1:09:24

do believe in fate and destiny . I think certain things are meant to happen

1:09:26

, you know , but I believe we have

1:09:28

agency in it to a certain extent , but also

1:09:30

the way the brain works , right . To go back to your point about numbers

1:09:32

, right , I'm reading an interesting article this afternoon

1:09:34

that was talking about a guy who became convinced

1:09:36

that the time 1111 was significant

1:09:39

because Every time he looked at the clock it was 1111

1:09:42

. He then did some research and spoke to some other people

1:09:44

and basically what they came back was was the

1:09:46

way that your brain works . Yeah , the way that your brain

1:09:48

works is not your go . The way that your

1:09:50

brain works Is that it forgets . All the

1:09:52

times . You looked at it wasn't 1111? . It's confirmation

1:09:55

bias right . Brain works on confirmation by

1:09:57

. So what's happening is because , for some reason

1:09:59

, a 108 is significant to you . Every

1:10:01

time you see it , your brain goes wow , I can't believe it again

1:10:03

. It's forgetting or not registering

1:10:05

the hundreds of times . Apart from that , when you've

1:10:07

seen other numbers , is only remembering one away .

1:10:09

I know exactly that , yeah , and like confirmation by it .

1:10:11

Obviously , I think we spoke about this overnight , didn't we , johnny , when we were

1:10:13

talking confirmation bias . If you read two articles

1:10:16

and one of them talked about something political

1:10:18

that you agree with and what I'm talking about you don't agree with

1:10:20

it's proven that your recollection

1:10:22

of the article about what you agree with

1:10:24

will be really really good , whereas your recollection of the article

1:10:26

what you don't agree with is really really poor , as your

1:10:28

brain is just filled with information . So to

1:10:31

win that , because , unconscious of time , who

1:10:34

the fuck knows ? It's a great discussion , wasn't it , guys

1:10:36

?

1:10:36

It was it was normal , more than green-belt 1969

1:10:39

. I looked it up . Yeah , what

1:10:42

song spirit in the sky . Yes

1:10:46

, it was well done .

1:10:47

I still say , if Robert , to land a plane , it'd be to

1:10:50

be juggling with physics . To land it Right

1:10:58

, let's create the products , are not guys ? Normal format

1:11:00

12 questions . Johnny , you're

1:11:02

losing , so you can guess first , then

1:11:04

, once you guess Rob , I you'll have a guess on the same question . Got

1:11:06

12 Right , I guess question obviously gets the point

1:11:09

. Abbie , can you keep score for me please ? No

1:11:12

, this is the same as the normal format . You're gonna

1:11:14

get the same 12 questions . First question

1:11:16

I asked Johnny will answer first . The second question

1:11:18

I asked you will answer first , but you'll still

1:11:20

be answering both . Yeah , all right , you get

1:11:22

point . If you get it right , and it's very simple

1:11:24

, the statement I give you is it bollocks or not

1:11:26

, right ? So the first ones are about come instances

1:11:28

Johnny , mark

1:11:31

Twain who write Huckleberry Finn

1:11:33

. His birthday and his

1:11:35

death date both coincide with the appearance

1:11:37

of Halley's Comet .

1:11:38

True .

1:11:41

Robbo .

1:11:43

It comes around every 70-year-old

1:11:45

years , doesn't it ? So , yeah , maybe I'm going to say

1:11:47

yeah .

1:11:48

True ? Yeah , it is true . He was born in 1835

1:11:50

, when the Comet was passing , and then he died in 1910

1:11:53

, which was the very next time it appeared . There

1:11:55

you go . Stephen Hawking was born 300

1:11:57

years . Robbo , you're answering first . Sorry , stephen

1:11:59

Hawking was born 300 years to the day that Galileo

1:12:02

was born , and he died on what would have been Einstein's

1:12:04

139th birthday .

1:12:07

Galileo . 300

1:12:09

years from Galileo Every time

1:12:12

. Oh man , when's Galileo

1:12:14

? No , I think he's earlier than that

1:12:16

. He's

1:12:19

yeah , so

1:12:22

Galileo's 300 years before Stephen Hawking

1:12:24

. I don't think that's false , okay , johnny

1:12:27

.

1:12:27

True ? I think it's true . You think

1:12:29

it's false . It's false , you think

1:12:31

it's false . Right , jay , he says it's true .

1:12:33

It's true . No , okay , I thought he

1:12:35

was older than that .

1:12:36

I thought he was 15 , 16 hundred , no

1:12:38

300 years .

1:12:39

Well , yeah , if he was 300 years later , would be what

1:12:41

? 1900 . 1900 , so that'd be about right . No

1:12:43

, no , johnny , you're asking this one first right Dog

1:12:47

in the very nearly lost aboriginal

1:12:49

language of I see , if I pronounce this right

1:12:52

Um-baba-rab-um Dog

1:12:54

in that language directly means

1:12:56

cat . When they say dog , they

1:12:59

point at a cat .

1:12:59

Oh , is that true ?

1:13:01

Yeah , it's true . What about you ?

1:13:03

It's so ridiculous . It's got to be true . It's not

1:13:05

true , oh ?

1:13:06

But it gets more ridiculous , Right

1:13:09

? Uh , an almost

1:13:11

dead aboriginal language , dog literally

1:13:13

means dog . Oh , the

1:13:16

word for dog is for a dog . Wow

1:13:19

, and the word is dog yeah that's what

1:13:21

he said , yeah they actually say the word dog for dog . That

1:13:23

is not Crazy , right ? Uh

1:13:25

, Robert , you're asking . The first French poet who was very famous in his lifetime , encountered

1:13:28

the man who introduced him to plum pudding . Every

1:13:30

time he had plum pudding for the rest of his life he

1:13:33

kept bumping into the same man .

1:13:37

Uh , false True .

1:13:42

What do you reckon , scotty ? True

1:13:45

Abby , what would you say ? True

1:13:47

, it is true . According to a

1:13:50

book published in the 19th century called Fluke

1:13:52

, by a mathematician , joseph Mazzur , the

1:13:54

19th century French poet , emile Deschamps , experienced

1:13:57

a coincidence . As a teenager he met an Englishman

1:13:59

named Montchul de Fortebeau , who introduced

1:14:01

Deschamps to plum pudding . A decade later

1:14:03

, deschamps saw plum pudding on a restaurant menu and ordered

1:14:06

it , but the waiter said they just sold the last one to a man in

1:14:08

the back of the restaurant . Mr Fortebeau

1:14:10

, all right . Another decade passed and Deschamps

1:14:12

went to a dinner party that served plum pudding . He joked that the

1:14:14

party must be for Mr Fortebeau . Seconds

1:14:16

later , as a knock on the door , mr Fortebeau had turned

1:14:18

up at the wrong door for the wrong dinner party

1:14:21

. That would have been true . What

1:14:23

a story , right . It was published in this book . Uh

1:14:26

, who's answering first ? It's you , okay ? In

1:14:28

the Philippines , the song New York , new York was

1:14:30

taken off karaoke playlist because violence

1:14:33

kept breaking out when people sang it . Badly . I'm

1:14:36

going to go true .

1:14:39

I'm saying it is very popular in

1:14:41

the eastern thing . I would say true , all

1:14:43

right , jay , what ?

1:14:44

do you think Scoot , 100% true Abs , abs

1:14:46

are going false . It is false . It

1:14:50

was a bit of a trick one . It was actually my

1:14:52

way . It's estimated

1:14:54

it was responsible for a dozen deaths during the years

1:14:56

202 to 2012 because

1:14:58

of people getting violent when it was sung badly by

1:15:00

somebody else .

1:15:01

It's almost like as many times as you threaten to beat

1:15:04

people up for singing , don't let the song go down

1:15:06

.

1:15:06

I know right , it's just those

1:15:08

two . Well , no one of them is because he sang it badly

1:15:10

and other ones because he kept trying to join in on my . But I

1:15:13

screamed at him . I did . After

1:15:17

I screamed at him , I felt bad . He

1:15:19

was sweaty , Right

1:15:21

. Roger Moore predicted

1:15:24

James Dean's death , God

1:15:26

.

1:15:27

Roger Moore False .

1:15:33

False . Is that False Scoot ? That's

1:15:36

false . It was actually Alec Guinness . Yes

1:15:39

, no .

1:15:41

We've watched it before .

1:15:42

Yes , Alec Guinness was on Parkinson's

1:15:44

. He had an anecdote where he was invited to have

1:15:46

dinner with James Dean and James Dean showed him his new

1:15:48

Porsche Spyder car outside

1:15:50

the restaurant and it still had the bow on it and the wrapping

1:15:52

paper . And Alec Guinness is telling the story . He said he had

1:15:55

this very strange cold feeling . We've watched it

1:15:57

together . And he basically said

1:15:59

to James Dean if you get in that car by this time next week

1:16:01

you'll be dead . And by that time next week he

1:16:03

was dead . And it's Alec Guinness himself he's

1:16:05

on .

1:16:05

Yeah , it was Tell the story .

1:16:08

So you both .

1:16:09

Rest in peace , you die right .

1:16:11

You beg all right . Yeah , scoot or scot of

1:16:13

a Four two , to me Four two .

1:16:16

You're guessing first . Snowball fights are

1:16:18

outlawed in many winter results in Colorado

1:16:20

. True , false

1:16:24

, scoot , what

1:16:26

would you say ? True , absent

1:16:29

.

1:16:33

I know it might be a trick question where it's like not Colorado

1:16:35

, it's .

1:16:36

Nebraska or something Tell

1:16:38

us your answer .

1:16:39

It's still true , absent , true as well , and it is

1:16:41

true Nine

1:16:43

year old boy successfully campaign to get the law overturned

1:16:46

in a place called Severance Colorado but

1:16:48

it remains in place in it remains in

1:16:50

place in places like Boulder , Aspen , Fort

1:16:52

Collins and many others

1:16:54

Don't know .

1:16:55

It's just some kid , it's real fucking .

1:16:59

No , the kid had it overturned . So

1:17:01

the kid had snowball fights legalized . Right

1:17:03

, that's what the kid did . Well

1:17:06

, you're now abs , I tell you

1:17:08

, johnny . Oh , I think you think you're done ?

1:17:10

Right , it

1:17:14

is illegal to keep a goldfish in

1:17:16

a bowl in Rome . False , I'm

1:17:18

going to go through . I can't

1:17:21

do it , no .

1:17:23

I'm leaving it Right , what did you

1:17:25

say ? You said

1:17:27

he said .

1:17:28

He said true , it is true , it came

1:17:31

after studies suggested that being in a bowl can make a

1:17:33

goldfish go blind . Maybe

1:17:35

they masturbate too much .

1:17:41

They wouldn't remember , they wouldn't remember . I was like how do they ?

1:17:46

Oh , do you know I do know how they know that , because we had that

1:17:48

on a previous episode how we know that goldfish have

1:17:50

a really short memory . Do you know one of the

1:17:52

ways they tested it ? Like they dropped a piranha

1:17:54

into a tank

1:17:56

with some goldfish and the goldfish leg

1:17:58

debt Right , and then about five seconds

1:18:00

later the goldfish all fucking came out again because they'd

1:18:03

forgotten there was a piranha . Like don't check bro

1:18:05

, I'm still there .

1:18:05

And they went back in again . Oh really , they

1:18:08

also did a study where they had blue

1:18:11

and red and they always used to feed the

1:18:13

goldfish at the reds or might

1:18:15

be on the other way around and automatically

1:18:17

over time they always need to go to

1:18:19

that kind of thing Interesting .

1:18:21

Okay , they disproved that they

1:18:23

have like the goldfish memory . I

1:18:25

thought they've said that they don't

1:18:27

actually have like a three second memory .

1:18:30

What's the one with the monkeys with the ladder and the water

1:18:32

?

1:18:32

Yeah , Basically , yes , it

1:18:34

is true and also that they claim

1:18:37

there wasn't enough oxygen in the bowl for their wellbeing . At

1:18:39

the same time , they're passed a law to state if you owned a dog

1:18:41

, you had to walk it at least once a day . There

1:18:43

you go . Nine

1:18:45

, that's you , johnny , right ? How can they ?

1:18:47

prove that .

1:18:47

Italian .

1:18:50

You're not there , like the TV is going there , it is Elton John .

1:18:51

He's lost all of his concerts he

1:18:56

wears a backstage pass with his name in gold

1:18:58

letters so that it stands out .

1:19:00

False .

1:19:02

He's quite flamboyant . I don't say true . You

1:19:05

don't say true .

1:19:06

Yeah , abby , what did you say ? False it is . It is false Basically , and

1:19:08

that is the actual truth of it . Elton

1:19:11

John refuses to wear

1:19:13

a backstage pass because he says everybody should know

1:19:15

who he is anyway . There you go . Johnson Nolgallaga had a job as a roadie

1:19:17

for the Inspiral Carpets before he joined his brother Liam's

1:19:19

back , and

1:19:29

they were renamed Oasis True .

1:19:31

I'm going to say

1:19:33

true , it's definitely true , it is true .

1:19:35

Funny story .

1:19:35

They're listening to Schurman Riders or ?

1:19:36

Ibrogafy Schurman Riders . I

1:19:40

thought you were tricking me with the name of

1:19:42

the band ?

1:19:42

No , was he texted or photo ? Sent something to email

1:19:44

or ?

1:19:45

something like that . You could just go

1:19:47

on , let me know , tell

1:19:49

it Basically , yeah .

1:19:53

Schurman Riders told me about the fact that , when there was all the bands like Inspiral

1:19:55

Carpets , Happy Monday , Stain Roses . You know , when his

1:19:57

his autobiography said that loads

1:20:00

of people assumed that there was a bit of beef , he said no , we all

1:20:02

got them really well , Mainly because Happy Mondays were the drug dealers . They

1:20:04

had all the drugs that we used to buy off them . But

1:20:07

he basically said that he just used to get random faxes

1:20:09

from the Inspiral Carpets fax machine , called them cunts

1:20:11

and saying they wish it , and he couldn't

1:20:14

figure out why . because he thought he got on right with them and

1:20:18

he one day mentioned it to the Inspiral

1:20:20

Carpets leader . It was a climp thing .

1:20:21

Was he the ?

1:20:21

keyboard player . Yeah , so basically he said

1:20:23

what is this ? About . What are you doing ? I went no idea

1:20:26

, mate , I don't know , and eventually it transpired it

1:20:29

was no Gallagher sending them as a load , because he wanted to create

1:20:31

some beef , because he thought it

1:20:33

wasn't rock and roll enough that they all got on so well . Okay

1:20:36

, last two . I think , rob , you're too far behind . Is

1:20:38

that right ? Absolutely . Two was on you

1:20:40

. Johnny asked this one , the

1:20:43

absolutely awful , awful , awful

1:20:45

, dreadful song , lady in Red by

1:20:47

Christa Burke . It

1:20:50

was originally called Lady in Black , until

1:20:52

his wife said to him that she preferred the colour red

1:20:54

. True .

1:20:54

Yeah , true .

1:20:58

I'd say false , because he already knew it was going to be Lady

1:21:00

in Red .

1:21:03

It is false . It was always Lady in Red , yeah , okay

1:21:06

, final one Important

1:21:08

message people , if you have more than

1:21:10

11 moles on your right arm

1:21:12

, you have a significantly higher chance of having

1:21:15

skin cancer , true or false ? He's

1:21:18

answering that one first .

1:21:19

Is that right ? No , so

1:21:21

more than 11 moles on your right arm and you've got a

1:21:23

higher chance of skin cancer

1:21:26

. False .

1:21:27

Johnny .

1:21:28

I think I'll just go true , just

1:21:30

because it's , just because it's just a mental

1:21:33

question . You already got that one .

1:21:34

Well , if you've

1:21:36

got 12 . Okay , I'll just say false .

1:21:38

False .

1:21:40

False , it's true . Public service . Now some

1:21:42

folks check your right arms . I don't know why , but statistically they've

1:21:44

looked at it and they've linked skin cancer to I

1:21:47

don't know why specifically the right arm Weird one , isn't

1:21:49

it Right ? Just almost everybody

1:21:51

in the room now , apart from Johnny , are checking their arm . Now Johnny's still sat

1:21:53

there completely like I don't give a fuck man , I'm cool

1:21:55

, I don't care . Abs , can we have the final scores

1:21:57

? Johnny whipped it .

1:21:58

What do you guys say ? True , yeah , and

1:22:01

it is You've got like all of

1:22:03

them right ?

1:22:03

I don't know .

1:22:05

Nine four nine four , nine

1:22:07

four . Johnny Stormed

1:22:09

away with that one , so that levels the series

1:22:12

at 3-0 . Yes , all to play

1:22:14

for . Got a standing special plan for the

1:22:16

next one , though , uh-oh .

1:22:17

You should sort them in from the boys .

1:22:19

No , because you need you here for that one .

1:22:21

Okay .

1:22:22

Good man , that's it , we're

1:22:24

out .

1:22:25

We cover quite a lot of ground , don't we ?

1:22:27

I think , this has been a bit longer one as well , actually . At

1:22:29

least we tried .

1:22:31

That's the litchi that we've written on your gravestone , won't it ? At

1:22:34

least you tried . What's the lesson ? Never

1:22:37

, try , never try , never try

1:22:39

.

1:22:39

You'll just fail . It's the Simpsons , isn't it ? You

1:22:41

tried , sir . Good luck everyone .

1:22:42

Yeah , he tried like landed a plane . Yeah

1:22:45

, Imagine that you're on a

1:22:47

plane . You have to turn away , Boop , Uh . Hey

1:22:50

everybody , this is your captain , Scott

1:22:53

Park , speaking .

1:22:54

Fuck that .

1:22:57

No , they just go . He says he can land it and

1:23:00

the AI computer's told us yes , he can .

1:23:03

It'd be like having auto man at the helm , wouldn't

1:23:05

it ? Auto man , inflate

1:23:07

auto man .

1:23:10

I am here .

1:23:12

What a pilot's always do that , by the way , I'd

1:23:14

rather you do it behind my back , thanks , See

1:23:17

how we know you like doing it behind your back .

1:23:19

We're well aware of that . Have

1:23:21

you been sick on my back ? I heard you say

1:23:23

From the other room I wasn't there obviously

1:23:25

because Don't you dare

1:23:28

.

1:23:28

Anyway , thank you for having me . It's

1:23:30

been wonderful . Not

1:23:33

so much this time . It's been emotional

1:23:35

and I'll miss you all .

1:23:36

We will miss you too , actually , but you're doing the right thing and

1:23:39

we are all 100% behind you . The

1:23:41

reason you're going is amazing , jasmine

1:23:44

is amazing , and you're 100% doing the right

1:23:46

thing , and we will always still be here for you when you come back

1:23:48

, you know that I won't come

1:23:50

back , but yes , I will come back for a special guest

1:23:52

. Yes , no , you don't come back

1:23:54

, as in fucking Jesus Christ mate

1:23:56

.

1:23:56

I'm not suggesting you go . I'm moving on Wednesday . I should be back

1:23:58

by Thursday .

1:24:00

When you do come back for special appearances , will you come down to

1:24:02

see us ?

1:24:03

I'll be back next Thursday .

1:24:04

AI is going to fill in the gaps and go . Scott

1:24:07

wasn't there this week , can ?

1:24:08

we get an AI Scott .

1:24:09

Imagine that We've got one .

1:24:11

Getting an AI ? Scott , we'll type it in .

1:24:13

AI Scott . Every so often it just comes up with like

1:24:16

a really inappropriate .

1:24:18

Inappropriate one-liner I had that last night , it wasn't

1:24:20

really there . I know right .

1:24:21

No , that's weird , that's really weird

1:24:24

.

1:24:24

How mad Scott , who isn't there ? How mad .

1:24:25

I loved it Very good .

1:24:27

That's good . Very eclectic this week .

1:24:28

I thought Lots of different subjects , interesting

1:24:31

, bye-bye . Didn't like the wine . Very good , I didn't like

1:24:33

the wine .

1:24:35

The wine and Coke thing was something I wanted to try . I

1:24:38

don't think I'll be trying that again .

1:24:39

No , I don't either .

1:24:39

It wasn't too bad . I finished my glass .

1:24:41

But then Scott did say to me do you want mine ? I was like back

1:24:43

off , that was horrible . And you know it's been

1:24:45

nighty this week , haven't I ? Yeah , any case , you got that

1:24:47

. Look in your eye , I've got a stiff

1:24:49

neck . I slept , funny Abs .

1:24:51

Come to the magazine .

1:24:53

Yeah , have

1:24:58

you enjoyed it ? Yeah , I

1:25:00

still heard . Probably the strongest contribution was

1:25:02

Abbie . Again , you know , maybe you

1:25:05

are . We've got spare

1:25:07

seat now , mate , a

1:25:09

very small seat , very child

1:25:12

seat , very stubborn understeins

1:25:14

on it .

1:25:18

Awkward , let's go ?

1:25:19

Right , we're done , we're out . Thank you . Right , we're

1:25:21

done , we're out . Thank you for listening . Remember

1:25:24

that would be a dick Right

1:25:26

. Who wants to have a go on Scott first ? It's

1:25:29

alright .