I've been 6 year making my alternately successful and hibernating blog, and the time has finally come to lay it out to you in my own voice, with my own humor coming out to you in the way it was intended.  I can't hang out with all of you on a daily basis, but by talking to you, it's almost like we can.  Laugh at my miserable existence and we'll all have an incredible time as I claw my way back into relevance and embark on an new, shaky, and sometimes disappointing, stand-up comedy career!