The worst trend of the 21st century? Easy--chefs and barbers with tattoos. Anthony Bourdain didn't marry a pedophile for you all to tarnish his barely interesting lifestyle. Otis learns how to butcher cows, pigs and other things. Otis also talk

#73 - Dogshit Nachos

Jul 12th, 2021 57m 54s

the bars are back in town. All bars including the gay ones. This week Otis sits down with Gordon Ramsay to discuss the worst nachos. Soccer sucks and England sucks. There's not much else to say.FOLLOW OTIS MORRISTWITTER: https://twitter.com/O

#72 - Happy 5th of July

Jul 5th, 2021 1h 10m

Canada, like any other country in the existence of time, has done some pretty awful things. Let's talk about how adults are just beginning to realize that! Did you know dogs are really dumb? turns out, dogs are incredibly dumb. Also, this podca

#71 - Larson O'Leary

Jun 21st, 2021 56m 28s

Let's follow up on some things from last episode: gays, the Middle East and cults. No one cares anymore. It's Summer! Get your AC installed, crash a boat, play golf with your father and get wild. Meanwhile, Otis attempts to hire a hitman and wo

#70 - Level 10 Wigger

Jun 7th, 2021 1h 5m

It's hot out and so is this episode! This week Otis discusses cults of all kinds. Rich white people. Corporations. Sports. Poor white people. Seriously. Cults are everywhere. Trust me, they're lurking. You'll also hear two encounters with some

#69 - TRASH

May 31st, 2021 1h 13m

The history of Canada: bad at genocide, okay at apologies. John Cena joined the Chinese army. Why are you not talking about that Why are you talking about a friends reunion and spending the last of your savings on comic-con tickets? John Cena i

#68 - Thalidomide, Baby!

May 24th, 2021 1h 9m

Technically, this is Otis Writes A Movie Pt. 2, but it's so much more than that. This week Otis dreams of a world where lawnmowers aren't so loud, wind is caused by Chris Brown, the Saw movies make sense, and a world where babies will be our ov

#67 - Green Zone but its green like weed lol

May 17th, 2021 1h 2m

Otis takes some time out of his very busy schedule to offers some thoughts to end all the problems in the Middle East, figures out why Ellen decided to end her show, a eulogy for hardcore wrestling legend New Jack, and another man's close encou

#66 - Dragon And Gary

May 10th, 2021 1h 5m

Last week was about the Dad's, this week is about the Mom's. No cat mom's allowed. Or Gordon Ramsay. He's not allowed either. Otis also prattles on about "Cowboy" Donald Cerrone, the history of Nintendo, trading cards, and what Japan thinks abo

#65 - The Helicopter Was Gay Too

May 3rd, 2021 1h

Are you a Sober Dad? If not, you're gonna learn what it takes to be one. You'll hear all about Otis' 100% correct Oscar predictions, menthol cigarettes, World's Strictest Parents and the gay Navy squad. Strap on your combat boots, bump some H,

#64 - Velcro Shoes

Apr 26th, 2021 1h 11m

Welcome to the 2021 Oscars special. This week you'll learn about the most tone deaf award show in history, what RJ Mitte is doing right now, British talk radio, and kids that suck at videos games. I still haven't seen Godzilla vs King Kong but

#63 - I Gotta Wait?

Apr 19th, 2021 1h 4m

This week starts with a bang of Otis' ankle against a guitar case. After the pain subsides he talks about new lockdown rules in Ontario, vaccines, mass shootings, more delivery driver mishaps and a dude that simply cannot wait to get his deli m

#62 - Doing Blow With Steven Tyler

Apr 12th, 2021 1h 3m

Hey dad, stop embarrassing me in the damn grocery store! This week Otis talks about a confusing situation in a grocery store, the complete idiocy of delivery drivers and construction workers, and the impact of DMX on the world. A lot of questio

#61 - Born Again

Apr 5th, 2021 1h 3m

Otis is back! Again! (for the foreseeable future) This week Otis talks about proper street preacher technique, Lil Nas X, weed shops, video games, his old landlord and insane people on Instagram. It's as if this show was never even on hiatus or

#60 - Otis Fuckin Dies

Mar 1st, 2021 1h 9m

You experienced the first 48, and now it's time to experience the final 69. We reminisce, we sing songs, and most importantly we get doxxed by the Obama's. Oh, and I fuckin died. See ya in hell!

#59 - Otis Morris Hates This Podcast

Feb 22nd, 2021 37m 6s

I hate this podcast. this is the last episode.

#58 - A Dish Best Served With Dinosaur Pussy

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 24m

I'm back baby! This week I'm talking about the move to the new place, people that should probably log off the internet, youtubers shooting themselves in the head and so much more. the episode might tread on some familiar territory but thats ok,

#57 - Breakin' Bowls

Jan 18th, 2021 1h 4m

Do you like law? Do you like justice? Do you like law and order and justice? Well, this episode contains none of that. In fact, it is filled with injustice. I have unjustly been charged with crimes of mischief. Whatever that means? Apparently i

#56 - Neil Young's Weekend In Washington

Jan 11th, 2021 1h 30m

2021 has just begun and it's already pretty sick. Some dumb dumbs decided to storm the Capitol building so I decided to do some shitty history about the building. This whole episode is most about that stuff and Donald Trump getting kicked off t

#55 - Tell Me How He Died (2020 In Review)

Jan 4th, 2021 1h 12m

2020 is over and honestly, nothing will bring me as much happiness as witnessing you all have the worst year of your life. 2020 was hella sick and I'm gonna remind you of some of the best moments including: Bats! Your shitty sourdough bread! an

#54 - Christmas Extravaganza On I.C.E. In 3D. Live! On Blu-Ray

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 30m

It's the Christmas special. Am I going to research the history of Christmas? No! Am I going to complain about Christmas being a capitalist scam? No! Am I going to talk about some brutal murders that happened on Christmas? Absolutely! I also tal

#53 - Hustle. Grind. Booty. (Alexander The Great Part II)

Dec 14th, 2020 1h 26m

We're talking hustlin, grindin, respectin, and war and stuff. This week you'll learn a little about Alexander's army and some enemies they encountered. You'll learn about how big of a dick Alexander was, and how big his dick was. This is the se

#52 - Lightning Jizz (Alexander The Great Part I)

Nov 30th, 2020 1h 37m

Phil had sex with a crazy snake lady and Zeus threw his lightning jizz at them and that's how Alexander the Great was made. That's a entire podacast a episode a. That's italian for "this family is completely fucked up!" No one in this episode i

#51 - Rich Kid With The Air Hockey Table

Nov 23rd, 2020 59m 56s

It's the red zone, and here in the red zone we make sure all nerds and celebrities are made aware of their bitch ass-ness. Star Wars. bitch ass. Anne Hathaway. Bitch ass. CBD. bitch ass. Everything is bitch ass. Especially the rich kid with the

#50 - Bob

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 12m

On the 50th episode I sit down with 50 Cent to discuss all things social media: selling merch on Instagram, Italian mobsters on Tik Tok, wrestlers on twitch, and being sponsored by a Slovenian arms dealer. I also share a story about an anti dru