Today we talk about a special friend from the deepest depths of Dungeons & Dragons; the Gnoll! He is a friend and a boy and does NOT want to make a necklace out of your teeth.

Episode 32: The Slime ( I Don't Want to Talk About the Vore Aspect )

Apr 3rd, 2021 53m 49s

Normally I would write something quippy here but my stomach hurts so instead I'm just going to say "It's Slime Time"

Episode 31: The Living Armor (I'm a One-woman Hurlyburly)

Mar 20th, 2021 50m 36s

If anyone knows who invented living armor, please let us know. Caitie is still mad.

Episode 30: The Rise (An Interesting Quality For Fire To Have)

Mar 5th, 2021 56m 29s

Monster Hunter Rise releases at the end of March! As a result were talking about the origin of some of the new monsters! Also spiders! This episode also contains unprofessional podcast behavior! Its a weird one.

Episode 29: The Buglike (The Most Powerful Baby in the Universe)

Feb 13th, 2021 55m 17s

It's Pokemon time again!! This time we count down Caitie's Top Ten Bug Pokemon! And nothing else. We are remarkably on topic for once.

Episode 27.5 The Belated Halloween

Jan 22nd, 2021 32m 2s

Whoops! We had a bit of a mistake with our recording. We had recorded a bad episode instead of a good one! So, as our apology, here's a late upload of our Halloween episode.

Episode 27: The Vampire Part 3 (Not Overpowered, Just Confusing)

Jan 1st, 2021 52m 6s

In our final (for now) vampire episode, we talk about some vampires from pop culture! And, now obviously being vampire experts, we finalize our concepts for the very best vampires in the world, Grigori Pastafajoule and Chad "Chadcula" Tepes.

Episode 26: The Watch (Does He Do What Ditto Does?)

Dec 11th, 2020 52m 45s

Space is like really really big when you think about it so like who's to say there isn't a planet out there with like Anglerfishfolks and/or big ole bugs. Bugs are neat! So are Anglerfish! The team creating Ben 10 (2005) knew that, and now here

Episode 25: The Vampire Part 2 (You Dang Dip Get Out Of My House)

Nov 29th, 2020 48m 22s

In this episode we talk about vampires from around the world! Featuring; the Yara-Ma-Yha-Who, the Pennangalan, the Vrykolakas, the Jiangshi, the Adze, the Vetala, the Loogaroo, and Grayson's new special friend, the Dip!

Episode 24: The Swarm (I Figured Out How to Get Rid of Jason)

Oct 30th, 2020 57m 33s

I would like to apologize for a grievous mistake we made in this episode. We claimed that There are no rules in woodworking. It has come to my attention that "Measure Twice, Cut Once" is the only woodworking rule. We would like to apologize for

Episode 23: The Radio Demon (The only thing I know about Louis Beastars is that he has a gun)

Oct 17th, 2020 43m 29s

Today we talk about Alastor from Hazbin Hotel! Why? Because Caitie has worms in her brain. We also talk about Yu-gi-oh a bunch for some reason? Probably unrelated.Find us on Twitter!

Episode 22: The King of the Monsters (Cave With a Couch in it)

Oct 2nd, 2020 1h 6m

This week (fortnight?) we're talking about the absolute unit, The king of the monsters, the heftiest of chonks, the outdated-est of hyperbolic memes... IT'S GODZILLA! You might not have guessed it, despite him taking up most of our cover art, b

Episode 21: The Vampire Part 1 (Gets Soggy In Milk)

Sep 15th, 2020 48m 43s

As we approach the Halloween season, it's finally time to tackle a big subject, vampires! Kinda lame actually. But it's really just a complicated excuse for Caitie to talk about Fate/ again.Follow us on Twitter!

Episode 20: The Poisonous (You Just Called Gengar Sexy)

Sep 5th, 2020 1h 3m

There was a part of me that almost made this episode description the entire lyrics to Britney Spears's Toxic but then I remembered kinda already did that for Digimon so... this episode is a review of my favorite poison type Pokemon.

Episode 19: The Skeleton (He's also doing ASMR)

Aug 20th, 2020 48m 15s

We're back from our unannounced mid-season hiatus! "you can't just have an unannounced hiatus," you say. "Why would you mid-season be after 18 episodes that seems arbitrary," you say. Don't worry about it! It's time for skeletons. (Sorry!!)Als

Episode 18: The Sea Monsters (Include a Double Whale)

Jun 28th, 2020 1h 2m

Y'know when you really get right down to it the ocean is pretty dang scary. It's deep, it's dark, its full of uh... kelp. Kelp is scary. It's all green and leafy but it's not a plant? If that's not scary I don't know what is. This episode isn't

Episode 17: The Scorpioni (Gun is not Magic)

Jun 5th, 2020 42m 44s

This time we talked about Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power! We also talked about salad for like 5 minutes but because I love you all, most of it was removed. Thanks for listening!Follow us on twitter!

Episode 16: The Space Pirate (Doing His Best With What God Gave Him)

May 20th, 2020 1h

Too Big is just another way to say too good. That's RIdley's opinion anyway. This episode was originally titled The Scare-o-Dactyl but I was told that was "stupid" and "barely even a pun." so here we are. Also there's some audio problems during

Episode 15: The SCPs (Have You Been Scrombled?)

May 7th, 2020 47m 4s

This episode we talk about some of the monsters of the SCP foundation! Also Grayson gets angry about zombies at the end. Possibly because he's been scrombled? It's hard to say.Follow us on Twitter!

Episode 14: The Digital (... does he wear pants?)

Apr 12th, 2020 1h 2m

DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONSDIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONSCHANGE INTO DIGITAL CHAMPIONS TO SAVE THE DIGITAL WORLDThis week's episode is about Digimon.Follow us on Twitter!

Episode 13: The Werewolf (the shrew of monsters)

Mar 26th, 2020 40m 18s

This episode things are completely normal and not bad! We're talking about werewolves, related manimals, and also a lot about Beastars? It's the furry episode, folks. sort of.Follow us on Twitter!

Episode 12: The Echidna (I Looked it up echidna was a half woman half snake)

Mar 10th, 2020 1h 1m

Here I come, rougher than the rest of themThe best of them, tougher than leatherYou can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckleI'd rather flex my musclesFollow us on twitter --> https://twitter.com/obmonstercast

Episode 11: The Magic Users (A Rolodex of Heads)

Feb 26th, 2020 38m 14s

Today we talked about Dorohedoro, the horror comedy(?) manga by Q Hayashida! Recommended wine pairing for this episode: Google Image Search.Follow us on Twitter!

Episode 10: The Spider? (I don't see bear that's insane)

Feb 13th, 2020 49m 1s

This time on our beautiful monster were talking about your friendly neighborhood cycloptic arachnid of considerable size! Gohma! You were thinking of a different cycloptic arachnid of considerable size? That seems unlikely to me.

Episode 9: The Child of Light (The Worlds Handsomest 14 Year Old Clown)

Jan 30th, 2020 41m 1s

It's a new decade! We are still talking about monsters. This time it's Ireland's own Cu Chulainn! Isn't that just a guy and not a monster? Well, tune in to find out.Also Follow us on Twitter!