The journey resumes! Much blood is shed on our sneaking mission... but just how much of it was ours?EDITORS WARNING: I had to mix down a lot of screams and yelling and general loudness, but mixing down can only do so much. It will be noisy. I

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Ep.5 Danika Diavola Dances With Death

Apr 6th, 2022 1h 24m

Trigger warning for references to incest around the 40 minute mark, skipping to 48 minutes should skip most uncomfortable contentHello! Wow, it's been a while, hey? As some sort of snake man might say, "Kept you waiting, huh?" But really thi

Final Fantasy XIV: Starlight Celebration - An Out of Quarters Holiday Special

Dec 22nd, 2021 1h 25m

Featuring almost as many furry creatures as the Star Wars' holiday special!Come take a little journey with me to my second home, Eorzea, as we get in that Christmas-y spirit. Yip yip!

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Ep.4 Danika Diavola Has Conquered Fear

Nov 22nd, 2021 1h 52m

Or, "Danika Diavola Is In The Basement, Please Send Help, Oh God I Don't Want To Die"This episode we face the Ocean House Hotel! It proves a far more daunting task than anticipated.BIG AUDIO WARNING: There's so many jump scares and loud spi

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Ep.3 Danika Diavola - Ryan Has Eaten Burgies Now

Nov 2nd, 2021 2h 27m

A long time in the works, we finally resume our vampiric adventure!My longest, chunkiest episode yet, featuring a few 'firsts' for the show- I hope you enjoy!Intro Music by Me Shell! Please check her out https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/Expl

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Ep.2 Danika Diavola - Post First Murder

Sep 25th, 2021 1h 32m

You always remember the first.Danika Diavola's journey continues as she begins to explore her little neighbourhood in Santa Monica. Surely it'll be a peaceful night with absolutely zero murders- right?Intro music by the ever talented https:/

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Ep.1 Danika Diavola - The Beginnings

Sep 15th, 2021 1h 25m

Very explicit content and language, listener discretion is advised-We begin our vampire journey as Danika Diavola, newly bitten fledgling vamp! What spooky sights shall we see and horrible haunts will we overcome? Only time will tell! First w

An Interlude: Coffee Talk Day 1

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 8m

Grab a cup, take a seat, and relax. Art by the ever wonderful https://www.instagram.com/rosangold/Intro music by the always marvelous https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/Go listen to Pizza and Dan's Sanguine Adventures! It's an incredible time

Bastion Ep.8 FINAL: An End, A Beginning, or 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'

Aug 23rd, 2021 2h 5m

Take care of yourself.Intro and outro music by Me Shell https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/Thank you so much to everyone that's come along for the journey, as well as a special thank you to my wonderful partner Arin who makes the images for this

Bastion Ep.7 A Very Special Episode

Aug 13th, 2021 1h 21m

We have an unedited rambling talk about gender stuff for 13 minutes, then we play a very excellent videogame.The end approaches! Intro music by the ever wonderful Me Shell https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/

Bastion Ep.6 Bad Trip, Good Fall

Aug 6th, 2021 59m 41s

Some episodes are nice lighthearted romps where we just chill and have a sweet casual time without any stress.This is not one of those episodes.Intro music by Me Shell! Please go listen to her wonderful work https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/

Bastion Ep.5 Oh They Are Not Friends!

Jul 30th, 2021 1h 8m

Episode 5 of Bastion! The opening track was done by the ever-talented Me Shell, please check them out https://me-shell.bandcamp.com/This episode has it all- highs, lows, triumphs, and tragic betrayals. Also maybe we died? Just a little bit.

Bastion Ep.4 Double Doubles, Boss Fight Troubles

Jul 23rd, 2021 1h 26m

Wowee, what an episode! It's a longer than usual one to make up for the week away. However, it's also chock full of unrelated tangents and rambling. There's also some of that good good story though, so it all balances out.

Bonus

Cursed Token Bonus: The Quiet Man

Jul 12th, 2021 54m 21s

The first bonus episode! A delve into The Quiet Man, a rather intriguing game.Explicit language, TW/CW for a brief scene involving child abuse

Bastion Ep.3 We Soar, We Crash

Jul 9th, 2021 33m 16s

New foes arise- basic math, cursed items, and the most shocking ending yet- can Ryan truly make it through Bastion?

Bastion Ep.2 Hammer Meet, Uh... Y'know- The Thing

Jul 2nd, 2021 26m 46s

Episode 2 of my attempt at playing through Bastion. Join us as we take on the shooting range, the Workman Ward, a heat wave, controller issues, and of course, the English language!