The whole world has become obsessed with coffee. Andy doesn’t drink coffee, and hence does not understand.

So join him as he rants about trendy coffeeshops like this one, in which he spent an awful half an hour recently:

To be fair, it is an excellent venue with great cakes… so it’s not the coffeeshop’s fault – it’s Andy’s (as usual).

We then take a look back to coffee of olden times, i.e the 80’s, and some inspiringly awful commercials.