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Buckle up, buttercups. It's another episode

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of Bitter Bitch Banter, where

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we take our daily frustrations and turn

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them into snarky commentary. If

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you're tired of bottling up your rage, this

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is the segment for you. Let's commiserate

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together, shall we? Hi,

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everybody. Welcome back to bitter

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bitch banter. Before

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we get into today's banter. I just

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want to say. I'm starting to feel

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like I'm the very angry

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one of the podcast. Co-hosts

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because I've been doing bitter

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bitch. Banter week after week,

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and apparently Nicole is not angry.

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So I'm going to have to get her

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fired up about something. So

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we'll dive in. Actually,

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I will say what I'm about to discuss also

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does bother her. But it affects

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me more. So this

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week's episode of bitter bitch banter

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is about rude ass. Neighbors.

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So I live in an apartment building with

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 units.

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And. It has,

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we've changed over a lot of

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neighbors in the last year. We

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were really good group of

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neighbors. We all knew each other. Most

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of us had each other's numbers. We would help

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each other out with times, but some of those

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people have since moved on. So

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we have new neighbors.

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And one. New neighbor.

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Just likes to do what ever

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the fuck she wants. You

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live in an apartment? There are rules.

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And I know that because I received a noise

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violation for my development because

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somebody, and it wasn't

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one of the good neighbors back when we were a good group

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of people. Um, complained

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one night because we were having game night,

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we had the windows open. It did go

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a little late, so responsibility,

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but it's not like I do that all the time. And since

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then, we are very respectful of the

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10 o'clock cutoff. I make sure everybody's

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quiet after then. So you

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learn. You do something wrong. Okay.

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But this girl literally wants to do whatever

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the hell she wants. She moved

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in. And the first thing

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that was weird was I had to

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take Winnie out at like four o'clock in the morning,

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one day. And I happened to notice

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that her sliding glass door was open.

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And not even just like the

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door was open and the screen was shut. No,

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it was everything just wide open. So

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I was like, well, that's weird. It's four o'clock in the morning.

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What am I going to do about it? So

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go back to bed, get up later.

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Say like nine take, when you back

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out, door's still wide open.

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So finally around like 11

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I'm like, okay, I'm going to call the

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office, call the office. And I'm

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like the door's wide open. And we

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have a lot of chipmunks squirrels

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thing that can just be running into her apartment,

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which then gets into the rest of the building.

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So now I have to worry about these little critters.

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So anyway, they took care of that. Then

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she had all of this furniture

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delivered to the apartment. That

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got moved into the hallway. So literally

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when you walked in the door, To

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your left. And to your right was

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just. Filed by with

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different boxes of furniture. Like

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fire hazard. We

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could barely get in and out of the door. This

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blasted. At least

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two weeks, if not longer, it just

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sat in the hallway. And then

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finally, one of my neighbors who had been on

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vacation for a week, came home and he texted

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me like, what the hell is going on? I

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said, I know. So he got

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pissed and he moved all of the furniture

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onto her patio in front of her door. Miraculously

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all got moved in that day. So,

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you know, get some friends. Tom maintenance,

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somebody would have helped you. It was ridiculous.

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Now we have a trash

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service that comes so every night,

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except for Friday and Saturday night,

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we put our trash can out in the hallway.

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They come, they collect the trash. You

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bring your trash can back For the longest

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time she didn't have a trash can. So she

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would just throw bags of trash out

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in the hallway and didn't

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follow. So she would put one out on Friday

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night when the trash isn't collected and it would sit

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in the hallway for three days until they finally

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came on Sunday. We

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finally got her a trashcan. Now

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she never moves the trash Canon. It just

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sits in the hallway with her without trash,

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because she still puts the trash out on the weekends.

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It's getting ridiculous. Be

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a good neighbor. Follow the rules

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stop being an asshole. That

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is all, have a good day.