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Buckle up, buttercups. It's another episode
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of Bitter Bitch Banter, where
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we take our daily frustrations and turn
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them into snarky commentary. If
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you're tired of bottling up your rage, this
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is the segment for you. Let's commiserate
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together, shall we? It's
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another edition of bitter
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bitch banter. I'm
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changing it up a little bit. This week. I
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figured I have a number of things
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that I can complain about for people driving,
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but he might be getting sick of that. So
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today I'm switching gears and
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moving to grocery stores. People.
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Stop. Coming to
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a complete halt. In
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the middle of an aisle, when
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there are people walking behind you. And
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then a Ram into your legs with my shopping cart,
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because you've just stopped. And you don't
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move over to the side, like a normal person.
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You just stop and take up the whole aisle.
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I can't get around you because you're just sitting
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in the middle of the aisle. What is
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that? And then the people that are standing
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on one side of the aisle and their carts, like.
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Perpendicular across the aisle. How
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am I supposed to get around you? You don't
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understand. There are other people in the
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grocery store trying to get their groceries.
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It's not all about you. I always
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veer my cart off to the right, so
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that people can get around me so I can
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look for what I'm looking for and not
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be in the way. Hamann
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her to see people. If
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you're like, Ooh, I think I need to stop here.
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Stop right in the middle of the aisle. There's people
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behind you. Move
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over. Go
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to the right. It's not that
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hard. Okay. That
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is all.
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