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2:25

welcome to the Authenticity Indie Podcast.

2:27

It is about Tulsa. We listen

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to episodes of Vogue, censured, the

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week we are beginning the new

2:36

and final season of The Oaks.

2:38

Venture His Skills. Episode one of

2:40

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2:44

Jane The Douglas. And I did you

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a nice quality. David Douglas. And

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The Douglas. Bright

3:05

Welcome to the final season. So this is a

3:07

final season I hope we made it clear for

3:09

doesn't answer is I still. I mean that I

3:12

think it's possible to make it clear enough because

3:14

people are. so I was final season. The Layoffs:

3:16

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3:18

D and d full. Isolate.

3:21

Many years to come spots. And

3:23

you know up, johnny. Explains it very

3:25

well. As soft as a six episode

3:27

take. Just the short form is it's.

3:30

It. Is a final season for these original.

3:32

Characters: Yep, A like a remember. Resurrected this

3:34

for a beer. so yeah, no worries though,

3:36

so be aroused over that. I die during

3:39

the season, but we're gonna. I mean who

3:41

knows with a debut new setting a new

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taxes is wearing size six and nothing to

3:45

worry about though. worry some good. Which.

3:47

Is making room in our head spaces

3:49

for me for it says because I

3:51

feel I for one can only hold

3:53

you know. My lunch plans on

3:56

one character. In there, as unless they're

3:58

extremely elaborate mugs, plans, and. Good

4:00

shape and I'm counting about. yeah, yeah.

4:03

Yes, I okay, right. So with

4:05

that caveat of the way. How.

4:07

You did. Yes, I'm on goods.

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What? Have we been up? there wasn't a

4:12

small our had your behavior when was all

4:14

a fool out of seen it all? Now

4:16

it's goods. If I

4:18

were a Halo fan, I'd be lucky This be like

4:21

whether or not be neither. My. My

4:23

hey I say. Love every the Halo

4:25

shows bow I know I know I

4:27

know as as list some as not

4:29

months yes I use its ab Ab

4:32

video game adaptation folks I mean it's

4:34

a very different projects that sinful and

4:36

adapting se les says a screen writer

4:38

tailoring I was. One very big

4:41

man in a very big seat. geek.

4:43

He does things and then more things.

4:45

And then Motorman A slow things to win

4:47

a seat as things without a face and

4:49

in a nice he doesn't speak and then

4:51

fall out which is like an anthology series

4:53

about. you know we'd like. Seems.

4:56

That resonate and reoccur and

4:58

I just like every fascinating,

5:01

unique, And a kitty world.

5:03

I tell you how they could have saved the

5:05

Halo series and can probably guess what I'm about

5:07

to say. I guess is they should Of course

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Walton Goggins his mouth disease. And

5:14

that it would have been great courses that's guaranteed

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where you would have some nice. And.

5:18

With the greatest respect Mister Goggin since

5:20

a lanky. Meal near power, armor

5:22

sets of mystical India the right. He's

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a tall the to see angrily. Until

5:27

gangs media mogul okay, will speak

5:29

more and fall Not halo. Effect.

5:31

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5:34

a big remind me a bit of West

5:36

Wells in the sort of like the way

5:38

it was presented with flashbacks and the plumbing

5:41

is thus am. Ah,

5:43

I thought that was Goggins will oversee. Excellent! I

5:45

really like that without L am I haven't seen

5:47

any and freely and are you know are now

5:49

is the time he to go. What yellow jackets

5:51

it's got. Hora. It's got nineties

5:53

music. It's got it's. got a

5:55

plane crash. And

5:58

it's like stream li. extremely

6:00

good casting because

6:02

you know you get versions of these

6:04

girls when they're back in the 90s

6:06

and they're you know in the sports team and they're

6:08

in this plane crash and then the ones that survived

6:10

in the present day and the casting is just immaculate

6:13

you know the kind of the matching of Christina

6:15

Ricci. It's got the new I love it's

6:17

got Wednesday freaking Adams in it so I can't think

6:20

of a more suitable TV show for

6:22

you apart from Fallout which as we've covered you

6:25

have already finished so now's the time to watch

6:27

the yellow jackets. Yeah so that's good

6:29

and then it finished I won't spoil it if you're

6:31

still watching it but it finished with

6:33

an incredible bit of fan service and a nod

6:35

to the second season and let me

6:37

tell you I hollered in my living room. Did

6:40

you get up off your couch? Yeah I was

6:42

helicoptering my t-shirt. So

6:46

yeah we got that to look forward to as well so yes

6:48

very good very exciting I finished physical 100 as well. Congrats.

6:52

Wouldn't you know it a bloody crossfitter one.

6:55

Oh you hate that. So they'll be

6:57

insufferable. You hate those smug crossfitters don't

6:59

you. Yeah yeah I mean I

7:01

do I like do a bit of crossfit and I

7:03

hate myself for it. You

7:05

hate that part of yourself. Yeah you ever seen a

7:07

crossfit to try and do a pull up. It's

7:10

just embarrassing. No I don't know

7:12

I have the only experience I have of crossfitters

7:14

is when I went to the gym and someone

7:16

had left I I estimate 150 kilos of weight

7:18

on the sled that I wanted to I like

7:20

the sled I like to like push it because

7:22

it's fun it makes me feel like a husky

7:25

or something. Yeah sure. And there was

7:27

honest to goodness 150 kilos like it took me

7:29

half an hour to get the weights off which

7:31

arguably was a good workout. Yeah I was going

7:33

to say that does suck but look at it

7:35

as a bonus workout. Bonus workout. Yeah that's a

7:37

thing right. Let's see if

7:39

anything functional is what they'll tell you. OK

7:43

so I am effectively a crossfitter because I was

7:46

functionally removing weight. Removing weight from a sled. Yeah

7:48

well done. OK I'm going to do a weird pull

7:50

up. OK. See

7:52

I finished that that was cool. What

7:54

else has been going on. Hey you and I

7:56

went to see Dimension 20. They'll

8:00

hear supporting the other sites supporting little

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the indie groups you know that we think

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was unbelievably gray energy in

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the room, watching less so

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8:17

it's. A C

8:19

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8:22

not like a secret is it? I don't be

8:24

spoiling for anyone know not going to see. Them

8:26

Lives. If I'm like this is the premises. I

8:28

think people know that's the premise of the So

8:30

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8:32

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8:34

their characters from across like that multiple

8:36

campaigns and else will be d campaigns

8:39

and they're all gone into sources like

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8:47

to. Each and every

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character reveals as as they were

8:51

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8:53

the place kind of in see

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the as. A week was just

8:58

extremely hot, warming and exciting to

9:00

see and a great idea though

9:02

with so much fun. To the

9:04

little since the one where we're

9:06

playing with realize that I didn't

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censor advise and delay. See from

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deadlines? Yeah! going on an adventure

9:12

together. Medicare's is one shots my.

9:14

could be line or smile. The

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skeletons. So across. The

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op's of are so obsessed so what have you?

9:21

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9:23

can still yoga it is so than those

9:26

didn't save with his steelers say always okay

9:28

we've been invited to our own citizens somehow

9:30

than what we learn. How is this somehow

9:32

different show Assess assess as the other so

9:34

that's really cool to see some be people

9:36

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9:39

be. Like sailors. Situation.

9:41

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9:43

amazing time! Ah, and

9:45

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mod sense and national. When Andrew it's

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hallmarks of arrays plus.

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in which seems like if the parallels and

11:00

if you enjoyed said mode i think to

11:03

going to get a kick out the this

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11:21

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11:23

time. And place and eighties music

11:25

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11:28

it's it's vibes. it's it's definitely that

11:30

aesthetic. I think I think my could

11:32

love it for that. In a the

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eighties Mrs. Animals. Waves by

11:36

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you would call it body horror. that

11:51

kind of like a heightened slightly surreal,

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an increasingly sometimes thrill of body. Surrealism.

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say moods kind of. His with you

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know like easily Cia and as

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she's our youtube channel. We recorded a bunch

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of last. Us because we are riding

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14:04

we had a discussion video where we went. it was our

14:06

thoughts. On the series so that

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will be all. Cameo: A There's a. Yeah,

14:10

yeah, and we actually have a

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new t shirt and a poster

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that a white shirt with the final

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season. Art Hero Art. I think it's

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16:11

yeah yeah, it's an exciting boss

16:14

time experiences. I'm saying and we should we

16:16

should probably get intimate yes mister getting on a

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16:28

now. Let us begin.

16:31

Without. Further ado here is considered.

16:33

get the same season Episode One:

16:35

Send Me At The Gates. Don't

16:37

go they because them because we're about to start.

16:39

If save yourself to it's will have since the.

16:41

To say about it. So enjoy a please in

16:44

the sea and medicine. Often

16:53

so brand new season of adventure

16:55

D and D Wiggling this season

16:57

the adventure is guild the final

16:59

season because these five adventures of

17:01

traveled a long road and they

17:03

deserve a little rest or heroic.

17:05

That's my line. Integrates

17:08

as I now has a has to

17:10

be heroin. They're. Evil entering the death

17:12

by the sounds and. Now is there an

17:14

exit for that? I think it's his times.

17:16

Yeah. Finale: Notice: I got a vinyl life

17:18

strength for lifespan is much shorter than human.

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Side effects like a mayfly. Yep, they run

17:23

real hot. Weather On Be Murder. Eight

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times the speed of an adult human. Yeah,

17:27

smile. Which one of your was gonna die

17:29

fast? Who couldn't say? there's only one way

17:31

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17:33

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17:35

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less to chat, lost a charm and

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has a magic hammer. The smell

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a great weight of expectation on the car service.

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islamist in the season. so to stick around for

18:53

the events of the Carson and the other one.

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here we go. Every one.

19:30

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a little town, a sleepy town called

19:34

Cost of Fools. You're staying in a

19:36

tavern called the Body Flamingo and it

19:39

being nighttime everyone has retired to their

19:41

beds or well to to their bedrooms

19:43

to have a four hour trump's if

19:45

your and else. Li

19:47

said the Disney wouldn't do it.

19:50

Every other meditated as a. Matter

19:54

when going to fail to I am and six

19:57

am when I realized that method. As soon as

19:59

I think I. That's

20:01

when you're with your other adventure in

20:03

a fancy I'm I'm I'm moonlighting. Friendly

20:06

really is nothing. hoist them happens between

20:08

those hours. When

20:10

it's funny should say that because it is

20:12

between the hours of to in the morning

20:14

and six in the morning prudence, you wake.

20:17

Because. You have a a sense

20:19

of foreboding that something might be

20:21

wrong, so run as fast

20:23

as a result, Of

20:26

systematically a fantasy. Has

20:29

higher will surprise us. Essence of were you

20:31

gone sound and you are you find the

20:33

actually there is a dagger health your site

20:35

miss the point of attack. I just write

20:38

that that was the wrong man in line.

20:40

Am I sleep during again this story it's

20:42

not you know with a great. Insight

20:44

You see. This is sort of a spark in

20:46

the darkness and a flame appears on the end.

20:49

of a long slender figure and

20:51

kind of comes up towards. Somebody.

20:54

Space and easy. It is

20:56

a blonde. Drown.

20:59

Woman: Oh, yeah, this is

21:01

Liliiana, the sorcerer, ah yes, who

21:03

has sort of vows to destroy

21:05

all of you and conquer guess

21:07

was an associate vice. That's

21:11

right. Pertinent, Sounds interesting about

21:13

Big Sensitive, don't. See

21:16

lox eyes with you and says. Bc.

21:20

Don't. Funny. I

21:23

planet. My. Fiancee

21:25

kind of smile city towards the the dagger

21:28

back a little bit to give you some

21:30

space or let his sister. says. Gulf

21:32

your friends be like they they want a.

21:36

Tight yelling at her, yelling as hard as I

21:38

can. I try hearing yet so far

21:40

as I can see searing I sure as

21:42

even the a with them perceptions have to.

21:46

Make a role for yelling or the government.

21:50

Has a critical one. I

21:53

said, i'm a heavy sleeper. Wasn't a

21:55

day more than charmed by some magical

21:57

sorcery? I'd probably still wouldn't sixteen. Natural

22:01

20. You

22:04

don't hear anything. I've

22:06

wasted the natural 20, I was going to roll. Eggbut,

22:10

you have a dream in which you resolve to ignore

22:12

prudence when you wake up tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Like when

22:14

you have a dream where someone's annoyed you in the

22:17

dream and then you're still angry with your face. Exactly

22:19

that. You have a dream just going, La, la, la,

22:21

la, la, la, la, la, la. Where are the eggs

22:23

on the dragonborn? There's kind

22:25

of little holes up here. We've

22:27

only got one more season to get all of

22:30

our eggbut biology questions out of our system. Speaking

22:32

of out of your system... How? No,

22:35

no. We've been over

22:37

this, it's a cloaca situation. Oh yeah, of

22:39

course. One handy dandy orifice. Anyway...

22:44

I take two orifices and come back out.

22:48

I'm about to have my throat slit. Yeah,

22:50

go ahead. She backs up a little bit

22:52

and she goes, don't mind this, it

22:54

was just for insurance, I'm here to talk. Can

22:58

I not talk? Is that why I'm talking? No, you can, you absolutely

23:00

can. Oh, OK. Oh, OK, fine. No,

23:03

you did yell. It's just that... When

23:06

you yelled, you got the sense that the

23:08

sound outside the room was completely dead. I

23:10

see. You sort of have a listen and

23:12

the inn is... ...preter

23:15

naturally quiet. It is absolutely

23:17

dead sound. You could hear a pin drop except

23:19

for you're pretty sure you couldn't. OK. Outside of

23:21

this room. She backs up

23:23

and she's looking quite sort of relaxed

23:25

now in the sort of smarmy... ...way that

23:27

you've grown accustomed. I assume

23:29

you're here to forge an alliance with me

23:32

and turn me against my friends? Let's

23:35

talk pants. So

23:37

cool that's where your mind went. Four

23:39

gold. You've

23:44

got me half right, I am here

23:46

to forge an alliance and I

23:49

chose you to speak to you first because I

23:51

figured you and I were most alike. And what

23:53

can I say, I'm delighted to find that I was

23:55

exactly right. But, um...

24:00

Listen, as

24:02

much as I hate to say it, I do need all of you.

24:07

She reaches into like a satchel behind her

24:09

back and on the night sand she slams

24:11

down a tome and

24:14

it goes like, like really lands with like great

24:16

import. You have a look at the cover. The

24:19

binding is a patchwork of different skins. You

24:22

see there's some tortle in

24:24

there, some orc, definitely some

24:26

human, a bit of ariacochra. You're

24:29

fairly sure there's even some tiefling on

24:31

there. You remember your

24:33

faithful living evil book companions with you

24:35

in the darkness. They

24:37

get a whiff of this thing and they hide under

24:40

the bed, whimpering. She looks you

24:42

dead in the eyes and says, we've got problems. Get

24:45

the others, meet me downstairs. And she sweeps

24:49

like imperiously from the room, tucking

24:51

the tome underneath her arm. On

24:54

the way out, she just puts the dagger

24:57

in the lintel above the door, so

24:59

it leaves that for you. And you hear

25:02

her clump down the stairs of the

25:04

inn. You sort of, you

25:06

hear sound kind of rush back in as

25:09

if the hole that was being held

25:12

on the room has been

25:14

released. You reckon if you yelled now, your companions

25:16

would be able to see you. Well, I take

25:18

my... Not an eggbit. Not an eggbit, it was

25:20

a result to ignore you. I take my Leonid's

25:22

dagger because free dagger. And

25:26

then in my

25:29

evil bunny slippers and robes, I

25:31

traipse from door to door, just

25:34

like hammering on everyone's door. Hey,

25:38

Prudence. Hey. What?

25:41

Do you know what time it is? Did you get a mint on your pillow? Because

25:44

I ate mine and I'm still hungry. Prudence,

25:46

do you know I need my eight hours? I'm gonna

25:48

be cranky all day tomorrow. Look, nobody

25:51

panic. Okay. I

25:54

go back to sleep. I go back to sleep. Liliana's

25:57

downstairs. What? I say sitting both

25:59

up, right? The Liliana Yes household. He

26:01

lives in my house. Drought she

26:03

stole my clothes. Yeah, see

26:05

downstairs. Yes, he's downstairs and she wants to

26:07

sleep. Through. The fit. In

26:10

it, he stabbed me. that son. But.

26:13

You bested her in combat? No, Oh no.

26:15

Oh no. A how How much did he says? Alfred?

26:17

It better be more than four. Go. On

26:22

sale. this one when that one like half

26:24

out the window until nothing bad seeds because

26:26

it never crossed. My mind now that get

26:29

on says and taught to Liliana and her very

26:31

evil book that she but when her. Foot

26:34

Liliana. Was a mortal enemy Surprise? a

26:36

killer Somerset be sending Op Eds already as so

26:38

she wants to kill us and some horrible. Extra.

26:40

Weight. Of

26:42

reason I've always thought we don't

26:45

fully understand her motives and personality

26:47

of secular reflected in her aunt.

26:52

And my son Philip has a bill across

26:54

it. I was in your hand on that.

26:56

I will then above downstairs I would like

26:58

to. Just before we do this I would

27:01

like to low myself down the Not: He

27:03

cheats like Spiderman had First listen through a

27:05

window Ordinary honesty and absolutely yes you'll make

27:07

me attacks acrobatics. Just pleased to make out

27:10

you. Don't let go and just some

27:12

yourself. I'm a fool. Proof. Or

27:15

man, so we hold leveled up suddenly have

27:17

more dense now and you had previously won't

27:19

Necessarily fourteen. Fourteen. Yes or I'm

27:21

fine. I'm yeah you you sort of. It's

27:24

maybe not the most graceful. A

27:26

man spider sort of means a lot of

27:29

done it. but you do sort of. Yeah,

27:31

you hang upside down me see, Let

27:34

me owners just moving about the tavern. She's

27:36

actually setting up a table. She's I'm scanning

27:38

cuts from behind the bar. And.

27:42

It takes your little while to notice

27:45

what's wrong sees. Moving on is a

27:47

perfectly serene domestic. Tasks. She's

27:49

doing. But you. After. Second,

27:51

realize the flames in the. The

27:54

fireplace on moving the frozen. I'm.

27:58

On the far side of the room. You can see

28:00

the the landlord is standing there with a

28:03

candle. The is at an angle as if

28:05

it's guttering, but there's no one stepping down

28:07

or anything. He's not blinking, He's not breathing,

28:09

He's moving. He's just completely frozen. He's.

28:11

Going to pull a point. But.

28:14

She is as far as you can tell,

28:16

setting up some sort of parlay. Him.

28:18

Again, Voice. Myself back up

28:20

in serum my something way of getting only does

28:23

look like he does one to talk his a

28:25

I why to know. I. Everyone just

28:27

one egg that they had to say that I

28:29

jump up and down and I drown. Yeah, Since

28:33

it's it's like. This

28:36

on as levy Edmonton The. Smell

28:38

and wake up early for all the old

28:41

come to a home Whatever it is low

28:43

power in the room. that's a that's the

28:45

at the helm down here are a bucket

28:47

of also. Be

28:50

my guest. I throw a bucket of water and Isis. Flop.

28:53

And on I do a pushover

28:55

steam if you extinguishes in accord

28:57

who don't have. A

29:01

sit down there is super

29:03

secret. Best like getting ready

29:05

to the breakfast I'm night.

29:08

I know that sounds that don't

29:10

panic. My I slowly closes Liliana

29:12

Not Have breakfast? Live

29:14

in the sense that he would have

29:16

accepted spray. Very serious you hated enemy

29:19

Lily Honor is Dale says offensively with

29:21

pastries to me she's got my kid

29:23

me maybe license as a way to

29:25

make this nuggets ssssss down to the

29:27

city Still you take my lights conflict

29:30

I object and see if I can

29:32

locate with my kidneys within. The.

29:34

Thousand feet of me against self. It's moving

29:36

Fifteen. We really, I can tell what's move.

29:39

If it's moving, I know the direction of

29:41

it's misery. Okay, know if it's like pulsing

29:43

snuff packets sprinkling around. I regret to inform

29:45

you I quit that there is no paying

29:47

on like a subject song and me is

29:49

not be within a thousand feet of the

29:51

more I see going to finally be. It

29:54

might be hidden within lead. What's.

29:57

It called again objective many sicknesses lead even

29:59

a thing. One, the direct path to me

30:01

in your diet because you're wasting time with a little

30:03

rude here in front of knowledge on into my now

30:05

is the away your kidney as you can ask you

30:07

directly sees down said I like it down that is

30:10

I myself as this thing as monsters element. And

30:12

I am. Of a button. Oh.

30:16

Absolutely Yeah. Seeds, Teapot, The Button.

30:19

In the room. Like to eat to wait until

30:21

you're in the room to put the button. What

30:23

I think what don't want to do is act

30:25

as if he hasn't spoken to the other of

30:27

centuries yet. Need a hassle? Happens to be walking

30:29

in. So. I just want to learn

30:31

how to fill it with goods every time he

30:33

yeah I want to do like I can I

30:35

can see tumbled out of bed cannibals himself says

30:37

in the cabin just like ah man. Gotta

30:39

get my morning coffee and guy from i run.

30:42

I came here is. Your

30:45

charisma performance check This will be in

30:47

opposed role against Libya and insights. Cruise

30:51

with opponents, Twenty. One. You've.

30:55

Actually gotta see I'm busy. Got a

30:57

nice is like. Oh

31:00

anna the on a o he takes. Me

31:03

on our Mortal enemy. Oh

31:06

sorry, that was because on upstairs Sir Anthony,

31:08

how are you up again? I

31:11

don't actually know how to make coffee shop so if

31:13

anything you say directories. Sixty

31:18

System see Some of us rejoice.

31:20

She's she's gonna just looking at

31:22

you lovely and although it's or

31:24

the opening performance and then. I'm

31:26

starting to sweat as as a sort of. Beauty

31:29

and was like no, you gotta

31:31

put in all the coffee ingredients.

31:34

The first one is Coffee Synthesis. You're

31:36

standing in a cast avail. Ah,

31:39

and citizens, I'm glad I

31:41

got Asthma ale so. Anyway,

31:45

I can. Just. Like

31:47

getting muslim. The Muslim but up the

31:49

are they have a My Billie on

31:51

it. He cool cool cool. You're here.

31:54

I costs Greece and slide into the room with my

31:57

arms folded my they're out there is no one can

31:59

only new cool. Infant visit my. Mother

32:03

approving like I'm like

32:06

Liliana, you diabolical. Seems.

32:10

I say hello. Cars on. The

32:13

noises and timmy onus i want a scam

32:15

has saved. She's wearing any of my favorite

32:18

items of clothing, subpoena my wardrobe, Oh

32:20

yeah cause she moved into Necropolis. I

32:22

say my how your yeah happy or

32:25

Mans Harrison how home to pass their

32:27

ancestral home belongs to her ass belongs

32:29

is a strong sense You know says

32:31

yes he is wearing sounded like saucers

32:34

robes but they are exquisitely tailored from

32:36

some previously exquisitely. Taylor Dyson you are

32:38

Us has some alters. Zelda

32:41

path like bigger shoulder pads were talking

32:43

about. taken in a bad the waste

32:46

that nice flowing like asymmetrical vibes. she

32:48

looks badass. Like be even

32:50

while you're sliding and on like a tidal

32:52

wave of disapproving grace. you can't help noticing

32:55

she looks out periods and this never been

32:57

this angry when I give you a much

32:59

really wanted me to the assets that will

33:01

get to your kidney. We

33:03

better whereas. Bullets. As

33:06

an interface tastes. I say thing as

33:08

I. Know has

33:10

enough of that makes not look good.

33:12

Will to sit down please? Fine, yes.

33:14

sit down Her. Daughter:

33:16

sorry about them. A

33:19

specific. That's all

33:21

right She says reaches from the

33:23

I'm and. From the barn put

33:25

down like a joke of wine as jeff of water. And.

33:30

Things. If. No one's gonna drink from the

33:32

michelle like have a bit of each month. I

33:35

got fun of someone without a fistful of

33:37

coffee beans. And don't. Know

33:40

how it's finest. To

33:44

you can have inspirations is between that an evil

33:46

bunny slippers, Or really

33:48

and on really enjoying I would he hurried

33:50

know mourning period I say what one of

33:53

those my husband killer robots the fluffy like

33:55

for him. But

33:57

the head. As funny as on it. I

34:00

go over the homes yeah, I'm I'm going to help myself

34:02

a pint of wine, but I'm also mentally cataloging all the

34:04

weapons I have on me in case I need to. Fight.

34:08

Understated moment and for her part see

34:10

and you notice on that on the

34:12

bar there are. A paris like

34:14

ornate looking daggers in of like not would

34:16

normally bats about I guess around her waist.

34:18

but she's put them aside and I am.

34:21

She set out bowls as well. She goes

34:23

over to the M. To.

34:25

Their behalf where you see there is a

34:27

a potter's do that. He's like frozen mid

34:29

level. At Sea grants

34:31

it and it starts bubbling again.

34:33

Gonna stimulus ness and ladles out

34:35

some food for everyone says you

34:38

can tell. There's a sort

34:40

of a slight twitch. Above ha

34:42

ha I as it's like. She's.

34:44

Being solicitous and she's trying to be gracious

34:47

host and this is new territory for her.

34:49

She kind of. Labels.

34:51

Out Steve for everyone and then just. Throws

34:54

the the stupid at the wall is

34:56

my kind eyeing my for them to

34:59

hit the deck. I yeah as

35:01

those me like a fifth of it left to

35:03

there's a a bunch of of black muslim daubed

35:05

kind of walls of the body swimming i. Say.

35:09

Liliana and. Pop.

35:13

On. The Wolf gonna. Less.

35:16

Was that up there with Was that Up Now and is

35:18

so. What

35:21

do you that he needs a good soak

35:23

it would go name and it's had suing

35:25

need to consult with none I am clean

35:27

it Sari Saris the I'm saying and. To.

35:30

Music and I said the pump needs

35:32

to could soak. You need to soak

35:34

it because it's been simmering. This stuff

35:36

he doesn't sell. You want something means.

35:39

Well I know what psyche mean I'm I'm asking me at

35:41

me in into it needs a good soak. But

35:46

if we clean it now than it was need

35:48

to such I very gingerly sought to reach for

35:50

a test. All this. Money

35:53

know it's it's fine. I'm not arguing with you.

35:55

I'm just saying. That like.

35:58

Now. Is the best time to was it. It

36:00

won't need to set a fairly way

36:02

Liliana or whoever gets and when they

36:04

try and get crusty. With.

36:07

Us will, that's and as and it was dry and

36:09

get crusty if we wanted them to. I think that

36:11

the whole point of soaking is that it doesn't get

36:13

drawing Christie. And ah,

36:17

I think it's affected. By the time Again,

36:19

if not in her hands, would. Am I

36:21

correct me if I'm wrong? Liliana? No. You're

36:23

wrong, he just needs a good soak. They wouldn't

36:25

be good so if we didn't do anything with

36:28

it now citizens will sit up straight away. One

36:30

of the tell your neighbor married as soon as

36:32

you before and is lucky it's. Instructed

36:36

us citizen as problems own since.

36:38

I guess yeah, was sort of. the other

36:41

mustn't and you're making like a lot of

36:43

let's yes north kind of noises and then

36:45

let them sort of evil. Or if it's

36:47

it's my fault because you normally probably have

36:50

like loads of Egbert servants doing the washing

36:52

up. So. Well, it seems

36:54

like that one's just done the washing up, so I guess

36:56

it's a moot point residents. Yes

36:59

Yes, Yes! We

37:01

get down to business now. The.

37:04

Western World is. Hop

37:08

needs to say I'm. From.

37:14

Seven to live with. They are not. Citizens

37:18

Washing or less. The specific she sits

37:20

down you can practically hear her pre

37:22

mole is freaking with how hard she's

37:24

tensing her jaw right now with my

37:26

he sounds like an old ship in

37:28

there but she kind of masses the

37:30

south and as. Am.

37:34

I have a problem. The

37:37

we have a problem. Everybody has a

37:39

problem. With what our problem was, he.

37:42

We. Have a bigger problem than me

37:44

and I have a bigger problem than.

37:50

Mckay. To produce and time

37:52

again and to talk to on

37:54

the table. You can just put

37:56

it down. Even

38:00

here to tell my this Britain's. Yeah I

38:03

saw upstairs idea. nice. Circuit. My

38:06

evil but babies didn't like at all. So

38:08

it's a really. Evil but k bad

38:10

knees this termini have been on

38:12

I guess you could say quite

38:14

an adventure. I

38:17

climbed the two hundred years ago actually

38:19

am. And. She opens

38:22

it and. The

38:24

text almost seems to swim in front of your

38:26

eyes. It seems

38:29

extremely powerful and. Sally.

38:31

On the Heimlich. Says

38:35

ah it's. An

38:37

ancient profane text of. Unknown

38:40

origin and it's in a language

38:42

nobody seems to have encountered before.

38:45

Be fascinated Me obviously because Sam's for wanting

38:48

look how powerful it is. On the other

38:50

am I am at Harper A Schools. In.

38:53

Time I I came to realize it

38:55

is not as dead language. It was

38:57

incisive. Cracking that code took decades. Monster

38:59

done that. It took me over a

39:01

century to translate. Hope. I

39:04

like I'm saying this isn't. As

39:07

you can see a powerful. Object.

39:09

He wants to defy comprehension, but I

39:11

refused to give up. and in fairness

39:14

the secrets or it reveals to me

39:16

were. Worth. The effort. Gave.

39:19

Me: their. The

39:21

power to untapped my full magic potential

39:23

to forge weapons the greatest smith of

39:25

the age could only imagine she says

39:27

gesturing at harem had daggers to the

39:29

I taught me how to forge an

39:31

army of loyal to comic warriors. Talking

39:35

about your kidney I know insists she actually

39:37

flipped to a page. Me see that as

39:40

like a diagram as it's almost is what

39:42

of a trivial man. But a wasn't against

39:44

Mr. Comic and there is a fig leaf

39:46

over the crux. I. Didn't

39:50

see you in a myopically where We were about

39:52

to guess that we've been doing this alone as

39:54

a little the you know I sleep in the

39:56

nude and I haven't got sense. I

40:02

get warm! She flips to that

40:04

page and goes, oh that settles out!

40:08

It looks like a leaf! I want to be sick in sex! I

40:14

reserve one for all

40:16

predators! I'm

40:18

going to give you inspiration for that one! You

40:27

see there are notes on it, like take a

40:29

kidney from a dragonborn and here are some steps

40:31

and yada yada yada. She

40:34

says, anyway, to

40:37

the point. Have

40:39

you ever wondered why a guess is flat? A

40:42

guess is flat? Yeah, best shape for a...

40:46

So you don't fall off it? If

40:48

it was round you'd fall off it. You know when to stop

40:50

sailing because you fall off

40:52

the edge. That's when you know to turn back. But have

40:54

you ever wondered why a guess is flat when

40:57

other astral bodies have been proven to be

40:59

spherical? They have. As

41:02

far as we can tell, a guess is

41:04

the only... Spherical.

41:08

What's lavashmo? Oh well, let

41:10

me hand you a pamphlet. Wait,

41:12

I'm nude. And

41:14

you go, somewhere. Fascinating,

41:20

I'll read that later. She

41:24

just... she dropped it. It gets caught up in

41:26

the time... And

41:29

mentally dismissed it, so it flutters to the ground.

41:32

I suppose we'd never really considered

41:34

it, Liliana. We've never been to

41:36

other celestial bodies. We've just been on

41:38

this one and it seemed to work. None of us have

41:40

floated off into space and suffocated or anything. No,

41:42

it works well enough. Even when space comes down, you

41:44

know. Of course everyone knows about

41:47

night time when space comes down. I

41:49

suppose we've been living so

41:51

sort of minute to

41:53

minute, you know, ruthlessly In

41:56

the real world that we haven't had

41:58

much time to pontificate about, whatever. Going

42:00

on in the stars and astral philosophical matters,

42:02

I say, my eyes drifting to the pot.

42:07

I just received the death with the most

42:09

important place in the entire universe. And so

42:11

the normal rules that apply. Well.

42:15

You're actually quite close to the marks as ah,

42:18

The one dragon born paladin

42:20

name again Egbert. sorry. You.

42:25

Took my kid mean it even know my way

42:27

to reuse. Oh that's why we called the mother

42:29

but I remember. Am

42:31

yes know the whole naming motif.

42:33

sorry. You've gotta write your name and your

42:36

gave me next time. Around

42:38

in a than filmmaker Michael nice Google says. Well.

42:40

Out of of tell me why it is

42:43

the most important place in the universe. Ah,

42:45

but that's because it's not a planet. told

42:47

it's a portal. What's what's her? Would you

42:49

mean it's a portal? Well I suppose it's

42:51

not exactly a portal. It. Is. More

42:54

come you know that the round coverings.

42:57

As that prevent people from falling into the

42:59

sewers. the manhole. Yes well

43:01

as us. Am it's a

43:03

it's a big man health other. Yes,

43:06

Wait, does that mean the sewer underneath?

43:08

It's Not a sewer. right?

43:10

What? Is under it.

43:13

It's a gateway to

43:15

another around at. One

43:18

that was sealed off in a in a time

43:20

before memory. So.

43:22

If we dug three down, we could

43:24

fall into this portals with. A.

43:26

New? No, not not exactly. It's

43:28

kind of a magical seal news.

43:32

Or. Get a magical. Was.

43:37

Yes, as Ceo, don't have. To

43:42

the exit Definitely just rice. Has

43:44

never been any of those units

43:46

I like on as as as

43:48

as possibly them I never encountered

43:50

it. Says

43:55

he recites him but. He.

43:59

Doesn't. Happy. I'm.

44:03

Wounds us as soon as I

44:05

was saying and on the only

44:07

powerful magic user. I

44:09

can see. Someone's.

44:12

What is the on this. Date

44:14

put this covering. This

44:16

doily space doing. So

44:19

realm of a great and terrible

44:21

power. A great

44:23

and terrible power that, ah, I

44:26

knew on as hearing about it I had to seize.

44:28

yeah I bet you did and that's what you want

44:30

to. What to get down there and get all the

44:33

power and use it to steal my clothes? I

44:37

mean, I already had to close. To

44:39

an important. Lesson.

44:43

From. What I read. The.

44:45

Round contains great and powerful creature

44:47

and I thought well. I'll.

44:50

Just break the sale also vestige my will

44:52

and then I'll com could guess. Ah

44:54

were in a previous efforts

44:56

had to fail. Book.

44:59

On spectacularly. Don't.

45:01

My fault, He played me Seriously. got

45:04

to know me a bit better versatile

45:06

know what a bad idea that was?

45:08

Yes, yes, And

45:11

yes many when a plane marijuana was

45:13

on. One of the wonderful things that.

45:18

Anyway, I. Succeeded.

45:21

After a Fashion. One. of

45:23

the after fasten mean. You've been after my

45:26

fashion for too long. As

45:28

you notice that. She

45:30

lets that bob go unremarked because at

45:33

all of you can tell that she.

45:35

Seems. Quite uneasy. Is

45:38

is only a classic. Even Lisa a horrible

45:40

threats to the world's didn't didn't did you

45:42

dig a little holes? In.

45:44

The Portal and of your list Something terrifying.

45:47

It's. Possible yes, Did

45:49

you Dell's perhaps? Six.

45:54

A little. To

45:58

say it in the. A little. A little

46:00

too greedily and too deep. Not

46:03

exactly. I made

46:06

a hole in the seal, a tiny gateway, so

46:09

I could be a real seal gamer into this other realm. What

46:12

I realised was, I had

46:14

made a minor translation

46:16

error. Oh

46:18

dear. It's not a creature. It's

46:23

thousands of them. I

46:26

could never hope to control so many, and

46:28

then realising my mistake, I scrabbled to withdraw

46:31

and paper over the cracks. But

46:34

I am fairly sure I

46:36

was spotted. I

46:39

saw a thousand eyes and a thousand

46:41

sockets roll and regard

46:43

me and I closed the way. But

46:46

these beings, and

46:48

I know for certain now they are multiple beings,

46:52

they know we're here and they

46:54

know what I've done to weaken the

46:56

magic, binding them in the other

46:59

dimension. They're tunnelling out

47:01

and, well, I'd say that

47:03

the main host, if

47:05

some smaller ones haven't already reached the surface, should

47:08

break through and rupture guests

47:11

entirely inside a week. I

47:16

would like to stand and say, well

47:20

Liliana, it's an interesting

47:22

tale that you tell, but

47:24

here's one question, something that you haven't clarified.

47:27

As I say this, I'd like to just mow the over to the pot and

47:29

just pick it up and pop it in the sink and just start. I'm

47:32

going to do this now because then it's done. Where exactly do

47:34

we come into this? Well,

47:39

let's put it this way. I

47:42

need to undo what's been

47:44

done. There, that took 30 seconds.

47:46

Sorry, keep going. I

47:50

look at Liliana and I'm like, oh gosh,

47:52

I don't know. This

47:55

is new to us as well. She

47:58

Goes over and picks up the scourer. It

48:01

is to say, let me ruin that. Get

48:05

more, say it's worth it for. Some

48:08

got services. There's not much of an open this. your

48:10

yes is randomly chosen. wrote their like twenty more

48:12

in here. Is that

48:15

job? Anyway, I

48:17

To undo what's been done, I

48:20

need to reform the seal and

48:22

keep prices. Oh

48:24

my spouse to stare dimension but

48:26

am. As much as it

48:29

pains me to admit it, I

48:31

can't do this alone and nobody.

48:34

In all my centuries here has

48:36

proven themselves even remotely close to

48:38

being my equals apart from. You.

48:42

And me I need right?

48:45

Your. Well.

48:50

Must have. Take. No of courage to

48:52

come in and say then million. So.

48:55

Going to talk conditions one house back

48:57

my house back since condition to all

48:59

the clothes he stole retail it's fit

49:01

me and given back. To

49:04

this in three. A

49:06

cast I guess. Cash in

49:09

on improvements. That she won't turn on us

49:11

as soon as we finish. How things that might. Be

49:13

good. I mean it's a good, it's

49:15

a good year. when he said that you aim was

49:17

to conquer, guess the only thing stopping you is this

49:19

thing leave on least presumably once we team up with

49:22

you and finish your plan goes back to being conquering.

49:24

Guess. Which were against

49:26

five I think will have all learned

49:28

the era of your ways. I.

49:31

Feel. I'm very much

49:33

about to in a way that's gonna take all

49:35

of us with it. if that's what you

49:37

mean. Goods. He could be

49:39

a valuable lesson to learn. And

49:42

one of his dying and team and apocalypse.

49:45

I would like my kidney back please. And quits

49:48

kidney yeah friends when he won. Magic.

49:52

Books. And. To.

49:55

That guy that that. That. The.

49:57

Term. Yes,

50:00

I suppose. That's agreeable. Well as

50:03

were sorry where we up to house back.

50:05

This time goes by. Well.

50:08

As a hardship. Am. Smokes

50:10

the set of. I

50:13

roll for. Cash?

50:15

Yes fine. Kelly Kelly Evil. But

50:17

promise not to conquer? Guess. What

50:19

you want? Marilyn. Ah,

50:23

Just. Don't. Turn on us. And

50:26

enough that, right, So. Great

50:28

guy. Okay, Fine. With

50:31

a kidney. I.

50:35

I. Promise you by the. End of this

50:37

or once it is done. I. Will

50:39

return to you. If. You're

50:41

missing kidney but. I'm

50:43

going to hold onto it for now is. Insurance,

50:45

you might say. What's.

50:48

Weird. We agreed to attend was. Thank.

50:51

You. Know what? Listen.

50:53

Obviously. You don't really trust

50:55

me. I've tried to kill you. Once,

50:58

twice, six times, six nights. I don't.

51:00

I don't exactly trust your eyes are

51:02

there's gonna be a lot of mistrust

51:04

between us going back and forth. Seen,

51:06

Are you going to be wondering if

51:08

I'm planning to betray you? Or

51:11

if this is a trap. Song

51:14

and was set up anytime soon. Apparently.

51:18

And I'm going to be wondering if you're really going to help mental.

51:21

So. Many to

51:23

be open and honest with each other.

51:25

but sure the you know what that

51:27

if I swear to you on every

51:29

living creature I've ever killed and sent

51:31

to an agonizing death. and believe me,

51:33

there have been a lot of those

51:35

you can trust me. I

51:38

hope century sort of. The

51:40

form of the saddam. Or

51:43

it's like when you think this is seen on the

51:45

level. I mean she's. Done

51:47

nothing to earn trust. Those is the heresy

51:49

of our adventures together with. Liliana

51:52

use told us.

51:55

A story and an engaging and frightening

51:57

story. I'll grant you that Death. How

52:00

do we know that you say is true? You

52:02

have any proof we've not felt the. Earth.

52:05

Rupturing. Or any thing apocalyptic

52:07

like that. You have any. Wouldn't

52:10

want to show us something to convince

52:12

us all right. She closes her eyes.

52:16

She sends to you. I'm basically a

52:18

vision of what she saw. She

52:22

got telepathy bt dubs and that

52:25

it is as the she described

52:27

if if anything it's she was

52:29

kind of underselling it. If.

52:31

You imagine a very serious. This

52:34

space and it is completely. Blood.

52:36

Red. Almost like your

52:39

swimming in in just

52:41

a vast of of

52:43

translucent read fluid. I'm

52:45

and it's. As

52:48

far as the I can say

52:50

I'm talking, the horizon to horizon

52:52

is just a seizing wallace of

52:54

roiling flash. On it seems

52:56

like every now and then like an arm

52:58

will will come out of there are you

53:01

think you can just about ah make out

53:03

the shape of something before it then moves

53:05

and become something else and you get the

53:07

feeling that this is an entire host that

53:10

if I give enough to female boil over

53:12

and crack, get into and then move on

53:14

to all of the other astral body that

53:16

we talked about. And.

53:21

Ah, Just as. He.

53:23

Felt that you've You've taken enough. What

53:25

you've seen, Enough of this. The whole

53:27

mess goes. And

53:30

splits into horizontally. And.

53:32

You see an absolutely

53:35

enormous I. With. A

53:37

pin. Pupil. Baptized.

53:40

And. Dilates. Because

53:43

it has noticed it. And

53:45

then she kind of. you

53:48

come to m she is

53:50

lowering the pot seem to

53:52

a large tub of some

53:54

of that as a sleep

53:56

now that doesn't have to

53:58

eight Need to soak Did

54:03

you believe me though about the pot Yeah,

54:07

so no I yeah, I That

54:10

was terrifying. I think

54:12

reform reform I'm

54:16

Obviously, I would this this can't happen. This

54:18

is this is awful. This is the end

54:21

of everything But like

54:23

if Liliana couldn't stop this

54:25

we think we can really on is really strong. We're not

54:27

we're not We're not that

54:29

strong Are

54:32

we that strong you saw it we killed a literal

54:35

gods once did we yeah with a boat

54:37

we rammed it Yeah, oh there

54:39

are gods and there are gods like More

54:42

of a demi-god I would have said maybe

54:44

I don't know if it means I get My

54:47

clothes and my house back. I

54:49

know you're right. I think

54:52

this is a lesser of two evil situation

54:54

and and

54:56

to be honest, I've just recently

54:58

got someone back and I'm not losing them

55:01

again in a week and Dov

55:04

you look down you feel something by your ankle and

55:06

there's a little Scottish wildcat. Oh I'll

55:12

get this out of here Sorry

55:16

everyone I

55:20

would like squirm Yeah,

55:23

you know you were asking me about what

55:25

happens in those hours where I don't need

55:27

to sleep Necromancy, well, no,

55:29

I sort of went to a

55:31

different plane of existence with rust

55:33

for a while And

55:36

then a god called paladin because we

55:38

saved the world Go

55:40

see my cat back. Oh you

55:43

have been busy. Yep. I

55:45

had a dream where I was crossed with prudence You

55:48

crossed with me? Yeah, still a bit Yeah,

55:51

that's okay but

55:54

so we've done both of these yeah, I It

56:00

could give us an opportunity to

56:02

rid Geth of this danger

56:05

and also while we're at it, just kick

56:08

Lilliana in. And

56:10

then two birds, one foot kick

56:14

into the abyss. I don't think we

56:16

really have a choice either way, right? Like, this

56:18

thing's going to destroy the entire world. We have

56:20

to try and stop it. We have to try?

56:22

What I'm saying is, I think we'll fail. You

56:25

might be right, but we have to try. Because

56:30

what's the alternative? Well, as a team,

56:32

we've overcome much

56:34

worse things than... Remember that

56:36

gnome who was turning people into animals? I

56:40

mean, this was a vast eye, the

56:42

size of... That was just an eye. Okay,

56:45

well the eye is the weakest part of the body, isn't

56:47

it? When you're fighting someone, you go for the eyes. Big

56:49

old target. So if they've got big eyes, they just punch

56:51

them in them. I'm just saying, I think we

56:53

need to help. Let's

56:57

imagine you're just holding something. I'm still holding something.

56:59

Hold time Simon has been clawing at my eyes.

57:03

Well, I mean, Lilliana's powerful. We'd have her

57:05

on our side. Yeah, but okay.

57:07

Yeah. Well, I mean, what's

57:09

the alternative? We all die to a roiling

57:12

massive eye monster. We all have a really great week.

57:14

We spend all the good. Hey, now, Edward's got a

57:16

plan. They go to get

57:18

veged. Beef up,

57:20

you know, like how do we need

57:22

to improve our odds a little is all I'm saying. Okay. We

57:25

can't go there now. Well, yeah, I mean, we're not going to

57:27

go there now. Obviously, we're going to... We've got a week. We've

57:29

got a week to prepare. Yeah. Lilliana,

57:32

do you have a plan for what we will do

57:34

to defeat this portal scenario?

57:37

I do, yes. Okay, well, let's hear

57:40

her out. Let's see what she's got. Perhaps if

57:42

you spent less time huddling with your

57:44

backs to me, you would have heard it by now. We

57:46

huddle before all our decisions. She's making a cup of

57:49

tea and she kind of takes the bag out and

57:51

just sits on the table. Oh, right

57:55

there on the table. Soaking

57:57

into the woodtop, the tannins. Look,

58:00

the seal's been made before it can

58:02

be remade. Okay.

58:05

The tome talks about some sort

58:07

of ritual, and

58:09

there are five crystals

58:11

it says here, but I don't

58:13

know, she opens the tome

58:16

to a page, but... The

58:20

two pages are like, there's a tiny bit at the

58:22

top, and then the rest

58:24

of it's blank. She's like, it's some sort of twee

58:27

magic, whereby it'll only reveal the

58:29

location of the second crystal when

58:33

we found the first one and it's here with the tome or

58:35

something. And I don't know, I'm

58:38

not good with... I'm not good with questing for things,

58:40

I just, you know, I want a thing and I

58:42

reach out and I take it. And

58:44

we're great at quests. So, yeah, this seems more

58:46

like your speed. Yeah. So she's... Well,

58:50

I've got what I want, so... I am out. Prudence

58:54

teleports me. Bamps.

58:57

Teleports down to the hell dimension. Insta

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59:46

right, let's have a look at this. Open it to

59:48

the quests page. Okay. Yeah,

59:50

what have we got? Active quests. Let's bring

59:52

up the menu. Yeah, which one's glowing? Maybe

59:55

an Arcana check, please. I will. Please. I'm

59:57

so proficient. If

1:00:00

a like a page of completed quest

1:00:02

says like creating a couple army another

1:00:04

that twenty or less. Very

1:00:08

difficult, great regret. Regret You stare

1:00:10

at this. you stare at the

1:00:12

the tax which again is trying

1:00:14

is actively trying to. Avoid

1:00:17

comprehensive. And you feel it's sort

1:00:19

of fighting against Steve for bit and then. He.

1:00:22

Sort of. Blink in your

1:00:24

head plays and. The. Less a

1:00:26

stone to form and you find that you can. Read.

1:00:28

It. Quite. Possibly well. I

1:00:31

can we this really easily?

1:00:33

Liliana Sense. Nonsense wasn't

1:00:35

say. If you know, if you know

1:00:38

so well, what is what does it

1:00:40

say? Sickness translated that easily. I translated

1:00:42

easily and it says ah it says

1:00:45

a paraphrase him at the first crystal

1:00:47

is in the keeping of a great

1:00:49

and powerful wizard or one who appears

1:00:52

ah, you know suddenly and noisily and

1:00:54

says nobody buttons of. that

1:00:57

would away the it was a pretence.

1:00:59

Good news right? A phone quest resort

1:01:01

to the this a like always as

1:01:03

we know. A great and

1:01:05

powerful wizard. nothing like the one we neither

1:01:07

one wizard of our a claim. To the old

1:01:09

as rhyme ever on we were a different one

1:01:11

that's right away with it of our acquaintance. Ah

1:01:14

I don't think we need to look any further. Liliana the

1:01:16

so busy referring to me I cost on see like a

1:01:18

when. You're

1:01:22

not even a wizard. Ah well.

1:01:25

Actually, Arcane Tricker does take smells from the with,

1:01:27

as I did, mention the fact that we're all

1:01:29

going to die in a week didn't. Appointed.

1:01:32

The dancing like. I

1:01:35

find a coaster under the t that. Ah

1:01:38

so what does it need for me Prince The

1:01:40

families we need the great and powerful wizard, the

1:01:43

com. Sinbad. You remember out

1:01:45

in. The

1:01:47

ribs anything that this spin back. A

1:01:50

great and powerful with a sign and

1:01:52

name have been actually. There are other

1:01:54

within. What about Jeremy Hunt? buster? I.

1:01:57

Will be an. eye to eye it sounds i've been back

1:02:00

Someone who appears as and violently,

1:02:02

well with a sudden clap of

1:02:04

thunder. I appear suddenly when no

1:02:07

one wants me around. Why do you wave

1:02:09

of grease? So

1:02:11

we think Binbag has a crystal.

1:02:14

Binbag is how we will get this crystal.

1:02:16

Wait, do we have to beat Binbag's ass

1:02:18

to get the crystal? I'm

1:02:20

killing him. Kick him and take his crystal. Oh,

1:02:23

we've never had this someone in before. You're

1:02:25

telling me that you know the wizards. We

1:02:28

know A-Wizard. We know A-Wizard. He appears

1:02:30

suddenly and is annoying. What?

1:02:32

Yeah, he's called Binbag. He's a real old

1:02:35

jerk. Everyone hates him. It's got a funny

1:02:37

voice. That is suspiciously convenient. Does

1:02:39

it happen to you all the

1:02:41

time? Questing adventurers. Yeah, we just

1:02:43

sort of careen from one lucky

1:02:46

encounter to the next. Hold on. You're

1:02:49

telling me that inciting events

1:02:51

and quest specific items just fall

1:02:53

into your laps just as easy

1:02:55

as that? Yeah, yeah. Some of

1:02:57

the quests only take 90 minutes. I

1:03:01

mean, here you are. Yeah,

1:03:03

inciting a quest. Oh, you make me sick.

1:03:05

I've had to work so hard. I took

1:03:07

the century to translate that. Easy

1:03:09

now. Whose help do you need? Yours.

1:03:13

Our heart. Yeah, that's right. So how

1:03:15

does Binbag usually turn up? He just

1:03:17

appears annoyingly. Well, with a sudden

1:03:19

clap of thunder, right? He seems to appear

1:03:21

specifically to annoy me. So maybe if I stand outside and

1:03:24

I'm like, I'm sure glad I don't see him. You're having

1:03:26

a nice day. Usually. He

1:03:28

sounds like the House of Cards or something. Yeah, and

1:03:30

I'm about to say, oh, great idea. All right.

1:03:33

I would like to take a deck of cards, build

1:03:35

them meticulously into a tower, and

1:03:38

then I lean in. About

1:03:40

to place the final two cards on. This is the

1:03:42

summoning ritual. And I just go,

1:03:44

oh man, I really wish there was some kind

1:03:46

of nature themed quest that I could go on. Not

1:03:49

now, Merlewen. I'm trying to place these

1:03:52

two cards. It's the culmination. Oh, okay,

1:03:54

Corazon. Binbag always shows up when some

1:03:58

Tree or something is in peril. That's

1:04:00

true, So. Maybe if we

1:04:02

look for it marijuana be say don't

1:04:04

you don't censor free service. Her.

1:04:07

Of code it. Lasted

1:04:10

a picnic isn't as I got a picnic

1:04:12

hamper out, or I target several elements here.

1:04:14

Yeah we to see which one house with. His

1:04:16

eyes set the ask someone kicking a tree

1:04:18

make yeah so are the Leon and as

1:04:21

says is this theory by methods that this

1:04:23

is always a very scientific process you a

1:04:25

question of Nasa's when you've been advances as

1:04:27

long as we have we need you get

1:04:29

it for hims to send back the most

1:04:32

the moment at work or. Of her.

1:04:36

Hits a snooker to say not listed

1:04:39

as I. Say

1:04:41

maybe a deck citing sort of

1:04:43

it as everyday stuff under. Age

1:04:46

assistance like sly out towards

1:04:49

he twelve Do that. Something

1:04:51

to cut us down? Can.

1:04:55

You take six points of paper. cut

1:04:57

them out a lot of time. My

1:04:59

God, you. Are

1:05:02

disproportionately painful for was the

1:05:04

is a bin bags the

1:05:06

wizards. Have to have

1:05:08

time quest giver and framing device is. Once

1:05:12

again to add specifically wind up

1:05:14

the pirates ha ha ha ha

1:05:17

says hi was deserves anti sees

1:05:19

as high was I'm sort of

1:05:21

policing I can't see to the

1:05:23

got the cuts in my eyes

1:05:25

and a blessing Emphasis is running

1:05:27

for city so think just like

1:05:29

levitating around and. I

1:05:32

would like to attempt to tackle Been

1:05:34

back. Ah yes, your money I'd to

1:05:36

add. Athletics or Strengths.

1:05:41

That's a natural twins who wrote a

1:05:43

war hero the Seven assure you can

1:05:45

dump, tackle enforcement nice and this of

1:05:48

flaming and. Old. as the wind

1:05:50

kind of goes out of him in one bite. Us

1:05:53

in math and a single. as

1:05:57

does sell guys her pocketbook is a

1:05:59

process He's sort of sucking

1:06:01

enough. Lilliana,

1:06:05

you take that pocket, I'll take this one. This

1:06:07

is the greatest and powerful wizard of which we've

1:06:09

made. Don't try to

1:06:11

steal the ball from him. What's in

1:06:13

the pocket? He's trying to pull enough

1:06:15

air into his lungs to ask you

1:06:17

what's going on. And he's getting...

1:06:21

Where's the crystal?

1:06:24

What? Marilyn,

1:06:28

do you want this crystal or not? I don't think

1:06:30

he has it on him now. You

1:06:32

don't know what this is, do you want it

1:06:34

now? He goes, this looks like it. And

1:06:37

he goes, ugh! Who want

1:06:40

crystal? Lilliana, quest

1:06:42

completed. Yeah.

1:06:45

He's like... Binbag

1:06:48

still has no idea what's going on. He's holding his

1:06:50

stomach and just looking at you like... Okay,

1:06:54

I take a break to catch my breath. And

1:06:56

then you do another... What? We're

1:07:00

looking for special crystals

1:07:02

to keep the

1:07:04

seal of death in place. Oh!

1:07:10

And he just... Good

1:07:12

enough! Good

1:07:14

enough! Yeah. He

1:07:18

knows about the seal, he knows about the crystals. He

1:07:21

couldn't wonder! He figured you were on it. He

1:07:24

could never have done anything. I'm

1:07:26

going to be fair, why would Binbag do something

1:07:28

that kind to us? Why are

1:07:30

you holding him? No way! Best

1:07:34

friends with Marilyn. So what do

1:07:36

you think, Lilliana? Pretty impressed, I'd

1:07:38

imagine. Yeah, we call that questing, I say,

1:07:40

blood seeping out of my card wounds. I

1:07:45

see. So we got the crystal? Yes,

1:07:48

we have. Quest complete. How many XP? Quest

1:07:50

complete. What? Three

1:07:53

stands for excellent pirate. Well,

1:07:56

none out of ten. What

1:07:58

would you say my rating was on the excellent pirate? pirate scale?

1:08:01

I don't know. I'll just mark down ten

1:08:03

and then you can... Okay,

1:08:06

is this something you all do?

1:08:08

Yes. About the Excellent Paladin scale?

1:08:11

I don't know. What pirate rating? Rate yourself. He

1:08:14

did. Yeah, ten sounds good. I think we did

1:08:16

a really good job there. You'll be telling me

1:08:18

there's an excellent Prudence scale next. Yeah. I

1:08:21

normally... I've given myself a five. Oh

1:08:23

no, come on. That's at least a nine. Five

1:08:26

out of five? A ten. Okay.

1:08:28

A ten. Go on. A ten. I'll normally put on

1:08:30

some kind of extreme performance. Tens

1:08:34

from all of you. No wait, what's yours? I'm intrigued

1:08:36

now. I don't know. Excellent

1:08:40

pine. Well

1:08:42

I'm a wood elf. Expruciating puns I think

1:08:44

is probably the best. There

1:08:48

it is. Oh man! You beat

1:08:50

me to it! You get a ten in that. Well done,

1:08:53

Eggbert. Can I

1:08:55

regard the crystal? Yes. Yeah,

1:08:57

I would like to ponder it. All right. What

1:08:59

is the summation of my regarding? It

1:09:02

is a multifaceted crystal. It's kind of like, you

1:09:04

know, like you've got sort of a central column

1:09:06

and then pointy at the top and at the

1:09:08

bottom. Like a pencil that's been

1:09:10

sharpened at both edges but magical and made

1:09:13

of crystal. Not

1:09:16

really anything like a

1:09:18

pencil at all. Sure. Yeah. Okay.

1:09:21

But it sort of... He does draw

1:09:23

the eye. You

1:09:26

feel it humming with power.

1:09:28

Doesn't look like that much,

1:09:31

Liana. Are you sure this is all that

1:09:33

important? Well... I

1:09:35

regard the tone. Okay, you can

1:09:38

see it's almost as if almost

1:09:41

if a dose of ink landed

1:09:43

on the page but from underneath and

1:09:46

it starts to kind of form

1:09:49

and swirl and coalesce into... well

1:09:52

it's starting to coalesce into writing.

1:09:54

It is excruciatingly slow. You

1:09:56

suspect it's going to take an hour

1:09:59

or so. Hang on it'll be

1:10:01

the um it'll be happening really

1:10:03

fast, but it's in the time slowed tavern. I

1:10:05

hold the book out the window Careful

1:10:09

with my book dog

1:10:12

you Hold it out

1:10:14

the window There is

1:10:16

no discernible change in the book

1:10:19

because you suspect that The

1:10:23

book is there in fact still within The

1:10:26

the zone of Liliana's

1:10:28

influence furthermore You

1:10:31

can see just outside the

1:10:33

door there

1:10:35

are four individuals

1:10:38

they are all in very

1:10:40

elaborate armor They

1:10:43

all have swords drawn one of them who

1:10:45

looks more senior is out in front with a flaming

1:10:47

torch They are all held

1:10:51

Also in them, you know like in

1:10:53

suspension and they're kind of like Tearing

1:10:56

to what not tearing towards they are

1:10:58

not moving towards the tavern door. They were

1:11:01

tearing towards. They were yeah at some point

1:11:03

Yeah, oh, wow Liliana

1:11:06

yes, were you gonna mention the

1:11:08

tearing towards? Yes,

1:11:10

he's folks outside. I was I Was

1:11:15

I was coming to you coming to it. I promise Well,

1:11:19

hmm how best to put this I've

1:11:22

sworn to you that you can trust me and

1:11:25

you have made fake murmuring noises about your

1:11:27

willingness to help me and Let's

1:11:30

just say that I might have been in a

1:11:33

spot of bother before I even turned up this

1:11:35

evening And I hope you'll forgive me if I

1:11:37

put that willingness to the test now You

1:11:40

feel time go the In

1:11:44

the heart again keep them frozen And

1:11:49

the door gets kicked open by The

1:11:52

aforementioned group of men one of whom

1:11:54

points at Lillian and goes there she

1:11:56

is kill her Oh,

1:12:00

damn it. My

1:12:02

second one of the session. Hey!

1:12:07

Dirty 20. Also 18. Also

1:12:09

18. One for

1:12:11

Eggbert. One. Five

1:12:14

for Liliana. Corazon. There

1:12:17

are four guards, all

1:12:19

with swords drawn, all in some

1:12:21

pretty hench-looking armour, that

1:12:23

they've just swarmed into the tavern. And

1:12:27

it looks like their focal point is Liliana,

1:12:29

specifically the Pussing of Swords, through

1:12:32

her. But they look pretty amped

1:12:34

up. They look like they wouldn't mind taking

1:12:37

you all out as well. Just cause. So,

1:12:40

whatcha gonna do? Okay, I

1:12:42

would like to use my new Swashbuckler class

1:12:44

feature, Panache. Mmm. I basically

1:12:47

say something enraging to the...

1:12:49

Literally anything you say there. Yeah, and as

1:12:51

an action, I can make a Charisma persuasion

1:12:54

check, contested by a Wisdom Insight check, and

1:12:56

if they fail, the hostile enemies

1:12:58

have disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other

1:13:00

than me, and can't make opportunity attacks against

1:13:02

targets other than me, and it lasts for

1:13:04

a minute. Amazing. So,

1:13:07

yeah, I'm gonna do that Charisma persuasion check. What are you

1:13:09

going to say, please? I'm

1:13:11

gonna say, hey, idiots, bet

1:13:14

you can't kill me, Corazon. Well, we weren't

1:13:18

like that. 17

1:13:22

from me, so... They

1:13:25

find this, despite... I'm gonna

1:13:27

say, no, I fancy you, they've probably not heard of

1:13:29

you. They still find this really

1:13:32

annoying, they're like... And you see them all

1:13:34

kind of like... Yep, and

1:13:36

now it's my bonus action, I'm gonna hide.

1:13:38

Make me a

1:13:40

stealth check, please. Oh,

1:13:43

shit. Okay. You're gonna have

1:13:45

to beat a 5. Well, I got an 8. So... Oh!

1:13:48

Okay, they are... They

1:13:51

are temporarily just... And they see

1:13:53

red quite literally, and so they

1:13:55

miss you, really. Just like sort of... They must be climbing into a

1:13:57

barrel in the middle of the arena. It

1:14:01

doesn't quite go on rides. he has to

1:14:03

reposition. it's yeah, you're in a while now

1:14:05

filled with their frosting with anger about up

1:14:08

a pirate. they can no longer say so.

1:14:10

I must stop. Ah, Right

1:14:12

from the the dogs. Recently learned.

1:14:15

As level spell cool catapults.

1:14:20

Time employment the first day of turn off.

1:14:22

The kind of us never. Really

1:14:25

had trained as easy as it in the

1:14:27

air. We if we didn't mention. We're all

1:14:29

levels and now is ascended and.

1:14:31

Eleven, I had to break out the new

1:14:34

toys I she's an object within range that

1:14:36

isn't being born or carry the debt slices

1:14:38

straight, line up to ninety feet in address

1:14:40

munchies, I'm and this it would

1:14:42

strike the creatures the christmas make a

1:14:45

dexterity saving throws. And there's

1:14:47

bludgeoning damage to say. Pilots Okay,

1:14:49

are you have anything in mind

1:14:51

that your your fucking the zebra.

1:14:54

Mussels this on the sides Buddha P

1:14:56

on necessarily full of motor? yeah full

1:14:59

of water yeah time by was as

1:15:01

going a rust comfortable no no are

1:15:03

got a special sort of chain mail

1:15:05

wife. With as

1:15:08

Isis I target the upside were might

1:15:10

say mail and necessity of my all

1:15:12

my classes lower right say I'll send

1:15:14

this out his. Of the high

1:15:16

spell slots han well I guess that my they don't

1:15:18

need to some first in the doors on kind of

1:15:21

think I'm just gonna so. I

1:15:24

assume into the crowd. around

1:15:27

here, so cavity on this pop into them. They

1:15:30

are Alina line I can say mean there's

1:15:32

not a slight bend it round but yet

1:15:34

not point area is going to straight line

1:15:36

Sex saving throws it and know. Who

1:15:39

these a size? I got to?

1:15:42

Say is over all the damage on

1:15:45

that's Oh and this is the first

1:15:47

level spell. So it starts off as

1:15:49

three the eight buttoning damage and then

1:15:51

for each level above first pattern of

1:15:53

a D H Yes so this is

1:15:55

now Sixty Eight Galaxy S seven at

1:15:58

on sorry Maricopa. Yeah. 33.

1:16:01

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pot also takes

1:16:03

that damage. Or

1:16:07

it's a dime. I think it can take it.

1:16:09

The pot is like, the pot's got a decent

1:16:11

dent in the bottom as it kind

1:16:13

of, I'm going to say just like, Clang, clang, clang, clang,

1:16:16

breaks the jaw of every single one of them in a lot.

1:16:19

And like spins them out. They're spitting

1:16:21

with rage and, you

1:16:24

know, she shattered teeth. Yeah. They're certainly

1:16:26

not down, but you've done them a

1:16:28

good old whack of damage. Now

1:16:31

it needs to soak. I must have pointedly, not

1:16:33

looking at Liliana, but making sure she can hear.

1:16:35

You just hear from behind you. Okay.

1:16:40

She, by the way, has, she has clambered

1:16:42

up onto the bar. She sat on, on

1:16:44

the bar and she's just got a goblet

1:16:46

of wine and she's just watching. Is tutting

1:16:49

a bonus action or? Yes,

1:16:51

no, tutting is always free. Oh, okay. It's,

1:16:53

it's, it's either prudent for marijuana. All

1:16:58

right. Go for a blast. Let's break in on

1:17:00

new things. I focus

1:17:03

my mental energies and

1:17:05

blast a 20 foot

1:17:08

sphere of psychic damage

1:17:12

that encompasses as many of the villains.

1:17:15

I dare say you can get all of them. Adelaine,

1:17:17

though, a good amount of just the

1:17:19

street outside. All right. How about the

1:17:21

villains, I say, and hit them with a... By villains,

1:17:24

we mean the knights trying to take

1:17:26

down evil forces, Liliana. Yeah, plus anyone

1:17:28

walking their dog. I

1:17:31

mean, I am going to roll the d20 to see if

1:17:33

there is any, if there is a bystander, but we'll come

1:17:35

to that. They

1:17:37

need to make a saving intelligence. Oh

1:17:40

dear. Okay. So that's the right from walking their

1:17:42

dog. A saving throw. It's a plus three to

1:17:44

it. In fairness, that is 21. Oh,

1:17:48

which I think will beat you. This

1:17:51

New toy is terrible. Well, do they take,

1:17:53

uh... Yes, they do actually. They take half

1:17:55

damage. I'm going to roll a d20 and

1:17:57

on a one to five there is... An

1:18:00

innocent bystander outside. That's how

1:18:02

long? Is so

1:18:04

this is a hero house in the

1:18:07

streets see who he slept all day

1:18:09

because of the medication he's been on

1:18:11

that find the assigned to say confers

1:18:14

walk into a either we got a

1:18:16

say that the milkman enormous psychic damage

1:18:18

men like never see them have blasted

1:18:21

sightedly and at say the Milkman road

1:18:23

and eight to avoid this like nemesis

1:18:25

he's taking the for what. What?

1:18:30

how? What is the dumbest least? Anyone. Within

1:18:33

the center of psychic energy takes

1:18:35

eight thirty six on a file

1:18:37

size, half that on a. Success.

1:18:41

And Eight Point Six The Milkman as. I

1:18:44

am. I'm gonna need some reason I

1:18:46

have exposed might be strung president. Or

1:18:51

nine hundred million Euro on I. I'm going

1:18:53

to rob a whole bunch of the sixty

1:18:55

Stephanie salaries of own. didn't break it. Really

1:18:57

have to replace him and Marilyn Monroe day

1:18:59

trial is Melissa Minutes and milkman. In fairness

1:19:01

or I think know how to do think

1:19:03

a lot of new kind of ago old

1:19:06

Spacex is. Ah yeah I I

1:19:08

I'm gonna release all at stony.

1:19:10

Okay three four five, six seven.

1:19:13

Eight Eighty Sixes suggests I Let's

1:19:15

get this. milkman. And

1:19:18

super. Like a site

1:19:20

is. A T E

1:19:22

leveling up a mountain? Yeah, Nine

1:19:24

hundred level. Ten million in the

1:19:26

world has become We began. To

1:19:31

say same, eight or eighty three hit once.

1:19:35

If there is no one else

1:19:37

is blown in I it it's

1:19:39

like like suggested it does titles

1:19:41

like Coffee Seized Slice everyone isn't

1:19:43

a hearing about, Not again, assistance

1:19:46

and nine more points of damage

1:19:48

on See you from Rosen Plus

1:19:50

got some pretty cool Maryland. Okay,

1:19:52

so far south Simon.

1:19:55

Is gonna. Jump onto

1:19:58

the face is. One of. like

1:20:01

soldiery type stuff. Oh right. And

1:20:03

just try to scratch him

1:20:06

up real good. Alright, sure. Yeah. Oh

1:20:08

here he is. Yeah. Look, is

1:20:10

Simon a bonus action? Just

1:20:13

sort of axe independently. Like

1:20:16

a summons or something. Yeah. Can

1:20:18

I have a parrot? I gave you a griffin. Oh yeah.

1:20:21

Yeah, mine's perfect. I can feed him. I haven't made it

1:20:23

one anymore. Don't you find that in a gay way? I'm

1:20:25

a paid forward young man. We

1:20:28

had to flush it down the toilet. It

1:20:30

got too big. He

1:20:33

told me he went to live on a farm

1:20:35

upstate. Yes.

1:20:39

What he does not be good to the sewers is very much

1:20:41

up to him. The

1:20:45

final bus better not be Percy Dooneya. Oh no.

1:20:48

Well not the final bus. He rolled a 14. Unfortunately

1:20:52

no. No. Well he

1:20:54

tried and then he kind of like. One shot.

1:20:57

Like there's some real like

1:20:59

iron stubble growing out. Yeah. There's

1:21:07

a sudden chemistry between the man and the cat. So

1:21:09

what I would like to cast

1:21:12

now instead is infestation. Okay.

1:21:15

This is a cantrip which I've

1:21:18

had all this time and didn't

1:21:20

realise. And

1:21:22

basically I'm going to shoot bees at them. Alright.

1:21:27

So suddenly you like bees. Look if you want to.

1:21:30

Yeah if you really like bees I

1:21:33

can send them your way as well Corazon. Right

1:21:36

so yeah. So it's on one creature you can see

1:21:38

within range. Yes. So which one?

1:21:41

There are four. One of them

1:21:43

is wearing a cat's mask. So I think

1:21:45

one of the other ones. Okay sure. Constitution

1:21:47

saving throw and they must save against a 17. That

1:21:50

is 11. Great. So they

1:21:53

take 2d6 damage. And

1:21:55

they also move 5 feet in a random

1:21:57

direction. So that's fun. Right. D4

1:22:00

for the direction. I'm getting a cool idea

1:22:02

for a band from the D4. OK, so that's

1:22:04

seven hit points of damage. OK. And

1:22:07

so I roll a D4 now for a random

1:22:09

direction. Yep. Random bees are in play.

1:22:13

So that's a one. So they go north. North.

1:22:16

Actually further into the

1:22:18

taverns. They're in the middle of the room now. Right. It's

1:22:20

a cloud of bees. Yep. They're absolutely bees

1:22:22

by the way. You better believe it. I'm

1:22:24

a fan. I'm a bee fan. I'm on

1:22:26

record. Good. Right. Long play. Literally

1:22:29

record. It

1:22:31

is now the guard's turn. Well, let's start with the

1:22:33

leader who is going to try and grab the cat

1:22:35

that's on his face. So this

1:22:37

is going to be a strength athletics check against

1:22:40

your... It

1:22:43

would either be decks or

1:22:45

strength, whichever is higher for Simon,

1:22:47

please. All right. You're going

1:22:49

to have to beat a 21. Come

1:22:52

on, Simon. OK,

1:22:56

all together that's an eight. OK. Simon, you suck.

1:23:01

Could Simon please make me a dexterity

1:23:03

saving throw because he is getting hurled

1:23:05

across... He really fell into the cloud

1:23:07

of bees. He's

1:23:10

getting hurled across the bar.

1:23:12

OK. Right, right, right,

1:23:14

left, please. He's being run along

1:23:16

the bar like a cowboy. OK,

1:23:19

that's a 10. OK.

1:23:24

I'm going to make a deal with you. Because

1:23:27

I don't want Simon to take

1:23:30

thrown across a pub damage in his first

1:23:32

outing, a more than you do. Let's

1:23:34

say that he manages to catch himself and he's sort of

1:23:37

clinging to the underside of a beam. OK.

1:23:39

But he looks at you. The underside of

1:23:41

a bee. Bee. Sorry. Corazon's

1:23:43

not on board. He looks at you

1:23:45

and gives out a yell that's like, you

1:23:48

can absolutely forget me doing anything like this for

1:23:50

a while. Yeah, he tries to help and he's

1:23:52

like, no, no, I remember why I stopped the

1:23:55

subject. Yeah, Simon is pissed off. I'm like... OK.

1:23:58

So he's going to... You're going to

1:24:00

be reticent for a bit. See any more

1:24:03

heroic come back says Simon Drew Drew aggro

1:24:05

be absorbed in attack. Yeah, the guy had

1:24:07

to use his whole length some getting remit.

1:24:09

I'm a can Yes, the assembly Demi Moore

1:24:12

captain. Not

1:24:14

gonna grabbing a massive attack and it will

1:24:16

clearly. We

1:24:19

got. Dot. God we've got.

1:24:21

we've got his covered in base. Where

1:24:23

it is I think he won't be covered in be anymore.

1:24:25

That's. Just as rak of bees in the

1:24:27

room occur in that case he is

1:24:29

going to advance and on hit Liliana

1:24:31

with his sword a long as the

1:24:34

got. this was a so a smack

1:24:36

smith is unethical. Bnp they're here because

1:24:38

of that. Very worried. Well not already

1:24:40

but it's about saving face is near

1:24:42

with universal who this and yeah him

1:24:44

with another like all combat. While I

1:24:46

was rolling a disadvantage and I did

1:24:48

not meet her armor class with the

1:24:50

seven. So. You

1:24:53

know I'm innocent. Yep, I'm going to say

1:24:55

the answer he he connects but it just

1:24:57

sort of bounces off her massive shoulder pads

1:24:59

are enormous older sister to kind of looks

1:25:01

and sort of. Dusted off it

1:25:03

does kind of cast a glance around

1:25:06

being like this is sloppy. This however

1:25:08

unlike palace import itself is hop miles

1:25:10

away because he gets to do it

1:25:12

again. But with

1:25:15

for supper for this effectively like

1:25:17

nights. And

1:25:20

it does not work. They sold of has can

1:25:22

be the census one of them. Takes

1:25:25

a good old swing, an exit. Was

1:25:28

your I see again I wouldn't worry too much. something.

1:25:31

That it hurts. Ah Mrs way

1:25:33

we do it again. Person that

1:25:36

twenty or discarding not. Oh hello.

1:25:39

Fourteen. Plus five is nothing. Sir.

1:25:42

A hit man sick. Nine points

1:25:44

for slashing damage you can hardly

1:25:46

hardly much and the final one

1:25:49

is going to act cause radiant

1:25:51

Ray and try and just like.

1:25:54

Theme: Liliana from Across the Box.

1:25:58

And have enough to Nclb Disgusting. Disadvantage?

1:26:00

You're welcome. That is a 19. Ooh!

1:26:06

10. There's 10 damage to Liliana.

1:26:08

Hardly the best spell in the world,

1:26:10

but she has been damaged, so... She'll

1:26:13

be having words with you about that. Embarrassing. Professionally

1:26:16

embarrassing. You have

1:26:18

to be there to soak. That's their whole combat round.

1:26:21

Yeah, she puts a hole in the fine

1:26:24

silk kind of brocade. There's

1:26:26

a slight hiss from a barrel. There's

1:26:29

a hiss coming from her as well. That

1:26:33

was nice. It's a nice piece of clothing.

1:26:37

Well, as Liliana's go, she

1:26:40

just continues to look around thoroughly

1:26:43

unimpressed and takes a sip of

1:26:45

wine. Unimpressed? Well, yeah,

1:26:47

she's just been hit with a radiant ray. Whose

1:26:49

call is that? hers. hers?

1:26:52

Does he get moved? She could have. To

1:26:55

sit there and get radiant ray'd? You do notice she

1:26:57

does sort of reach out and slide her daggers toward

1:27:00

her. Oh, this is...

1:27:02

In case. Professionally embarrassing.

1:27:04

Yeah, very professionally embarrassing. Well,

1:27:06

don't worry, because he may have rolled a nat 1

1:27:08

on the initiative order, but I'm sure Eggbutts got something

1:27:11

great up his sleeve. Wait, isn't Liliana

1:27:13

before me? Liliana's just gone. She's just gone. She's not

1:27:15

done anything. She just had some wine. She just had

1:27:17

some wine. It's a test. Is that what you were

1:27:19

going to do? Yeah.

1:27:22

Well, she's had it all. She's drunk all the

1:27:24

pub's wine. She just had a sip of wine. Fine.

1:27:27

I was waiting for something to happen. Here we go, Eggbutts. Okay,

1:27:30

so a little while

1:27:33

ago, Eggbutts got hold of

1:27:35

an artifact called a frost-touched finger,

1:27:38

which has five charges and does some

1:27:40

cold damage. I've got some suggestions for how much cold

1:27:42

damage it should do. Suggests?

1:27:46

A million billions. Okay,

1:27:50

I'm listening. So there

1:27:52

is a spell called frostfingers, I think,

1:27:54

which does 2d8 cold damage at a

1:27:56

first level. Mm-hmm. So whichever

1:27:58

level you think. should be appropriate

1:28:00

for this, but I'd like to jam

1:28:03

the finger up the nose of the one

1:28:05

that just attacked me. Sort

1:28:07

of like, you know, rain freeze.

1:28:09

Yeah, yeah. You don't overthink it. In your

1:28:11

Heart of Hearts, what finger is it? Is

1:28:13

it index, middle, ring, stinky? I

1:28:16

think it's like an index finger, isn't it? Yeah,

1:28:19

if you're keeping up your three Stooges attack

1:28:21

happens, then I think index

1:28:23

is the one. I mean, middle finger would

1:28:25

have been curile, wouldn't it? It would have been. And

1:28:27

that's not enough. Index, final answer? I

1:28:30

mean, you don't, you look disappointed. Is the

1:28:32

pinky the most powerful finger of all or something? Maybe. Alright,

1:28:35

then. Maybe I go for the pinky.

1:28:38

Alright, fine. It's a level four. Level four.

1:28:41

Okay, so, 2d8 plus another, yeah, 3d8. Okay.

1:28:45

7d8. Here we go.

1:28:47

Alright, here we go. Okay,

1:28:51

so that's five plus three is eight, plus

1:28:53

two is ten, plus three is thirteen, plus

1:28:55

one is fourteen. Okay. And

1:28:57

that was the one. Back to the brain. Eeee.

1:29:00

Fed shatters. Yeah. Brain

1:29:03

entirely freezes and explodes. His

1:29:05

entire nose, and he can tell his sinuses kind of

1:29:07

freeze. Oh. At the point where he's now

1:29:10

having trouble moving his eyes. Because I think they might be

1:29:12

freezing solid. And he's kind of just going, oh. Amazing.

1:29:17

And yeah, you imagine it's probably going to do some damage when you get

1:29:19

that thing out of there as well. So,

1:29:22

sweet. You hear an appreciative murmur

1:29:24

coming from the bar. Right. You

1:29:26

know I can attack twice, right? Yes. I'm

1:29:29

going to jam it up with the

1:29:31

other nostril. Yeah,

1:29:33

alright. Okay. Cool. Sorry,

1:29:36

can I borrow this? No, you want a mac? No, I'm

1:29:38

back. Yes, thanks. You're only just

1:29:40

a curvy. I'm

1:29:43

kind of imagining that, like, obviously

1:29:45

the tip of the finger is there, and

1:29:47

this is a severed finger that you're kind

1:29:49

of just like a septum piercing. Oh.

1:29:52

Oh, perfect. Wet end. Okay,

1:29:54

so eight and eight is

1:29:57

sixteen, plus Seven is... Twenty

1:30:00

Three. Key is to five

1:30:03

plus for instance in the haka yeah

1:30:05

is this guy's dead A very dead

1:30:07

damn bring For example of how how

1:30:09

how often are we talking head exploding

1:30:12

kind of saying or just sort of

1:30:14

like yeah my to me like I

1:30:16

might be getting the eyeballs freeze solid

1:30:18

and like suffer and die Mickelson and

1:30:20

end of his own yeah yeah your

1:30:23

temples over and then his whole had

1:30:25

like avast assesses yeah to have a

1:30:27

pointer finger kind of not gets us

1:30:29

into a corner to game and like

1:30:31

bonus. Like testosterone is. No,

1:30:34

that's not a sausage cat's brain

1:30:36

freeze. And you know the whole

1:30:38

bouncer bank or right, So that's

1:30:40

one down, one remotely down. Not

1:30:43

says who as you are. three less, none

1:30:45

of them in great shape. I would say at

1:30:47

Carson in a poker little hole of the

1:30:49

barrel the my to get us to scope

1:30:51

out is that one within five feet to me.

1:30:53

Where did you imagine this barrel was? I

1:30:55

kind of a mustn't It was next to the

1:30:58

Boss. you actually very close to Liliana. An

1:31:00

hour I? how's that for some reason imagining

1:31:02

a guy being close to the door on

1:31:04

the side market where they're so snacks and

1:31:06

the great or and that case either way

1:31:08

yes this someone that okay am I would

1:31:10

like to. Pop. Up out of

1:31:13

the barrel. And to sector

1:31:15

safely on is watching them in a

1:31:17

sneak attack. The one that's mighty with

1:31:19

me. Fantastic. Looking for an Ac of

1:31:21

fifteen least it's not really a good

1:31:24

sneak attack is not against her. I

1:31:27

say that's twenty two. Yes, And

1:31:29

a hit and please well and unfeasible number

1:31:31

of the six. How many now I get

1:31:33

five? The six in his since my to

1:31:35

the a tirade when. I

1:31:43

came. right? Yeah,

1:31:47

that's. That's

1:31:49

lethal. So please describe.

1:31:52

I'll kill a game I like to the summer sold

1:31:55

out of the barrel. Secure them

1:31:57

with a sort of fences stance. Spit.

1:31:59

It back Mtv Yeah. Scabbard. And.

1:32:02

Just by looking, Liana life. And

1:32:04

then hi to get this fucking nightmare jack in

1:32:06

about. One

1:32:09

the one person known god who witnessed

1:32:11

he do this. As

1:32:13

dies Z know. Yet

1:32:16

you know what I'm gonna. Yes he

1:32:18

buckner the barrel myself don't like something

1:32:20

something pop up Pyro. The

1:32:25

Barrel with for the settles as us I'm eating those

1:32:27

well I'm in our case south a pirate. Pickles. From

1:32:31

for a quick energy. African is the only thing

1:32:33

for the brining anything going in for the deal.

1:32:35

Not. My head on. For

1:32:39

lives and of prudence him out when

1:32:41

it's a way back into the eighteenth.

1:32:43

Know. And I target. Dead

1:32:46

to look to. Left with got one

1:32:48

who was temporarily surrounded by bees who

1:32:50

is now next to Liliana. So drawn

1:32:52

and ah, we've got another one. He

1:32:54

apart from taking a good solid crack

1:32:56

on the deal with i am a

1:32:59

puppet. Needs. A good soak ah

1:33:01

is kind of to sort of. Standing

1:33:03

that he's the one who just been Liliana. And

1:33:06

and in terms of the corpses,

1:33:08

just. As much

1:33:10

as one that says have killed by some

1:33:12

would yeah and there's one with It's heads

1:33:15

a Saturday unexploded. Oh yeah like if you

1:33:17

take the light bulb a third standing on

1:33:19

the African ah a cast animate dead on

1:33:21

one the cars until okay they show on.

1:33:24

When my own i just killed by one.

1:33:29

Ah yes this is something that Dell has

1:33:31

this been practicing. It's a about be t

1:33:33

get to basically you get that was. Like.

1:33:36

Pickpocket a few interesting spells from other

1:33:38

classes among you is a little brother

1:33:40

favorite. Have an innate remember friends investment

1:33:42

was injured. and

1:33:45

killed like it felt a felt right is

1:33:48

dope has speak with dead in the center

1:33:50

ice are getting anchorman says always been lightly

1:33:52

internet from Nz say the I wanted to

1:33:54

sort. of

1:33:56

and co bring bring that

1:33:58

back and as a bonus

1:34:00

action, I would

1:34:02

like to command this animated

1:34:04

corpse to scream

1:34:07

at the two remaining ones. If

1:34:10

you're killed in combat with Liliana,

1:34:12

you go to damnation, I'm there

1:34:14

and it's awful. Tell me while

1:34:16

you can. It's

1:34:18

exactly that. Can you

1:34:20

whisper the whole thing into its ear first? Yeah,

1:34:23

I just said it. I said,

1:34:25

yeah, I just said it. You hit behind and moved its

1:34:27

mouth. I

1:34:30

like to imagine it's more of a nightmare

1:34:32

ventriloquism where you're whispering and

1:34:36

he's roaring it. I just kind of go like this. Alrighty,

1:34:39

I'm going to... He's

1:34:41

like a Bluetooth speaker. They're going

1:34:43

to have to deal with some saving throw, I think. What's

1:34:46

your spell save DCPs? It is. I'm

1:34:50

mentally calculating it from scratch again.

1:34:53

Sorry. It's

1:34:55

either 17 or 18. It's higher

1:34:57

than an 11. They

1:34:59

freak the heck out. Brilliant.

1:35:04

The one who'd beened Liliana with a

1:35:06

radiant ray from across the room drops

1:35:08

his sword and starts slowly backing up.

1:35:11

The one in front of

1:35:13

Liliana drops

1:35:15

his sword and falls to his knees and just

1:35:17

starts gibbering for forgiveness. He's like, oh please don't

1:35:19

send me to the damnation. If

1:35:22

that takes us out of combat, can I just

1:35:24

have the corpse advance on them? I

1:35:27

just want to scare them away. Yeah, out. I'll

1:35:30

tell you what, the one that was sort of

1:35:33

in the middle of the room, he sails through

1:35:35

a window. And we're talking

1:35:37

like, you know when you've got a lead

1:35:39

lattice work. So

1:35:41

he really has to push himself through that. He's

1:35:44

sailed through. And as the breakfast

1:35:46

room in this hotel is on the 20th floor, we didn't mention that. They walked

1:35:48

straight in. Yeah.

1:35:54

Oh, from the mezzanine, yeah. No,

1:35:57

he just, you hear his boots kind of pounding

1:35:59

away into his head. into the

1:36:01

darkness and just try this. What

1:36:04

about Frisky? Very

1:36:06

good. Liliana draws

1:36:10

one of her daggers and

1:36:13

she goes, she basically just goes like, she

1:36:16

taps him on one shoulder as if to night him and

1:36:19

then brings the other one down and goes back

1:36:21

and just gives him a tiny poke like, and

1:36:26

his head falls off. Oh.

1:36:29

Like, we're talking like suddenly just like, there's

1:36:31

a theme and it just backwards

1:36:34

just hits the deck. She

1:36:38

wipes it off, looks at you Prudence and goes, at

1:36:40

the tome, like, thanks

1:36:42

tome. So you cleaned the dagger straight

1:36:44

away. Well otherwise

1:36:46

it will rust. The

1:36:49

dagger needs to soak. I

1:36:54

hop out of the barrel. I'm like, good

1:36:56

combat everyone. Good job everyone who didn't

1:36:58

take damage. And I pointedly look at

1:37:00

Liliana. And me, I took

1:37:02

damage. Yeah, good job

1:37:05

everyone who didn't take damage. Oh.

1:37:09

Well that was diverting. Who were those people? Oh,

1:37:12

they were just some people who were just trying to kill me for

1:37:14

all of my various crimes. What? OK. We've

1:37:16

tried to do that. Yes, we do. We

1:37:19

should never call up to you as quickly. No, you've killed

1:37:21

them, which makes you accomplices, which means that I'm more inclined

1:37:23

to trust you. Yeah,

1:37:26

I don't feel good about it, but... No

1:37:28

one said you had to feel good about it. Anyway.

1:37:31

I reckon that term's probably cooked by now. I

1:37:34

love the thought of Eggbutt ruefully being like, damn, I guess

1:37:36

it had to be done. It had to just be like,

1:37:38

finger, no. OK, just slow. There

1:37:44

was no other way. All

1:37:46

right. It never gets any easier. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

1:37:49

blah, blah, blah, blah. OK,

1:37:52

I cracked the book open

1:37:54

and looked at the same page where it was outlining

1:37:57

quests and see if the magic writing has settled

1:37:59

in. into anything legible. It has settled into

1:38:01

a drawing. You see a

1:38:04

very fine illustration of some high gabled

1:38:07

houses that appear to be situated at the top

1:38:09

of a luscious green valley. In

1:38:12

the background there's a mountain range. Make

1:38:17

me a wisdom insight check. Does this look

1:38:19

familiar to us? That's what we're trying to

1:38:22

find there. Five minus one is four. Okay.

1:38:25

Twenty three. Twenty. Lovely.

1:38:29

And that is, you say wisdom. Yeah,

1:38:31

that is a ten.

1:38:34

Twenty two. Oh right. So

1:38:37

Corazon, Marilyn and Dobb, you do

1:38:39

recognise the peaks. They're

1:38:42

part of a mountain range to the north of Geth, not

1:38:45

too far from a settlement called Ransom. There

1:38:48

is also beneath that a sigil on

1:38:50

the page, which you recognise as being

1:38:52

a teleporter sigil. And basically for

1:38:54

those who can teleport, it is

1:38:56

a basic coordinate to go there.

1:39:00

Liliana kind of looks over at

1:39:02

the page and goes, oh,

1:39:06

well I know where that is.

1:39:09

But, hmm.

1:39:12

What's up? It's a drawing of

1:39:14

some houses. There hasn't been a settlement in that part of the world

1:39:16

for a thousand years or more. I

1:39:19

fear the trail may be about

1:39:21

to go cold. Well, maybe

1:39:23

it's just a picture of

1:39:25

a settlement that isn't there anymore.

1:39:28

We're not necessarily looking for the houses, right? Maybe we're looking for something

1:39:30

that... Maybe it was buried near the houses. Yeah.

1:39:34

Maybe it still remains. One

1:39:36

way to find out, I suppose. Yeah. Can

1:39:39

anyone teleport? Hello. I'll give it a

1:39:41

go. I'll give it a go. Actually,

1:39:45

no, sorry. Yeah, go on. What

1:39:48

have you got for teleportation? I

1:39:51

just sort of do a mental inventory of

1:39:53

all my muscles internally and try

1:39:55

and think of one that I've not tried

1:39:57

to tense yet. And then I tense

1:39:59

it. Let's. By now it doesn't go

1:40:01

to teleport gland. Yeah, So

1:40:06

anything? Have. In. Your

1:40:08

heart of house You believe that anything happened.

1:40:11

I was announced me that to the answer is no. Yes

1:40:14

no nothing happens and for sure I

1:40:16

notice a strange smell. Css I'll have

1:40:19

a go. Well I hear his place.

1:40:22

Thirty. Feet away. A

1:40:25

fence and know how to Iran's I can't

1:40:27

help locate says it's within baby be like

1:40:30

if is just outside I could probably do

1:40:32

is a five hundred feet away with known

1:40:34

as a cat what he wants to go

1:40:36

night when. I

1:40:39

got I I was hella for their i hide.

1:40:43

Show. Scarlets my cars on the

1:40:45

that. it's. Leagues

1:40:47

to the north is that he's

1:40:49

out. as I sat days travel

1:40:52

to Analyst Liliana cost teleportation circle

1:40:54

on the ground. Laws it's

1:40:56

her as a ten foot. Radius.

1:40:59

Is. It's Liliana did want to

1:41:01

kill us off than treating a soul. In

1:41:03

any business and of was a spiritual. An

1:41:06

admin success and calling and teleportation I

1:41:08

know we didn't trust now. I'm

1:41:12

he has happened security security famer in history.

1:41:14

I may in one already will. Around

1:41:17

us our tests on. Frankly, I'm annoyed I

1:41:19

hadn't. Still some fabulous are worried about it.

1:41:21

I'll go first and she just looked. Links.

1:41:24

Out Of Existence. Are already

1:41:26

went in for my hiding place. When she pops out

1:41:29

I say look happy. And.

1:41:34

I'm sure. My where you went through

1:41:36

the barrel. The I wrote about this is.

1:41:39

Not going to inside Miss. Steering

1:41:42

Wheel. Yes, okay, just I'd like to miss the

1:41:45

step into the cell of what they are there.

1:41:47

who, just so I know what it feels like.

1:41:49

sellable avast distance. You suddenly come out the i.

1:41:52

Have Another is just as as if I

1:41:54

see if we're headed and flatly the two

1:41:56

spells classes weeks. ago

1:42:00

inside out like that. What if a teleport is like a

1:42:02

piece of a mountain and you'll be like when

1:42:04

you come out the other side? Yeah, you're a little

1:42:06

bit too far over. Overshoot? No, you'll be

1:42:08

fine. Yeah,

1:42:11

I scoop up Simon and give him

1:42:13

some scritches and don't worry don't ever

1:42:15

get in a fight again please. Just

1:42:17

be sneaky. All right, you appear

1:42:20

on the other side of the teleportation circle

1:42:22

and you see the range of mountains in

1:42:25

front of you and just like it was in the

1:42:27

diagram you see some

1:42:29

high gabled houses. It seems to be some

1:42:31

sort of elven settlement. There are elves

1:42:34

moving around just going

1:42:36

about their daily business. Check your inter Liliana.

1:42:39

This place is here. Yeah, it's a

1:42:41

bustling airway city. Unless the coordinates were

1:42:43

like four dimensional. Do you think we've

1:42:45

travelled in time? Yeah, maybe back into

1:42:47

the park. Oh, I checked to

1:42:49

see if I'm a baby. I mean

1:42:52

you are but not in that bit. No, you

1:42:54

are the same age is when you left. Liliana

1:42:58

looks at the settlement

1:43:00

and goes, well, that's

1:43:03

me told. I think we'll leave it

1:43:05

there. But what

1:43:08

is the deal with this elven settlement? Why

1:43:10

are the elves just going about their daily

1:43:12

business and not paying attention to the oxventurists

1:43:14

when they just popped out of thin air?

1:43:17

When will we find out? Stoney, please. Well,

1:43:19

that's a great question. We're gonna find out

1:43:21

next time. Oh, our oxventurist guild, the final

1:43:23

season. Hello now. So

1:43:29

the oxventurist guild, teaming up with

1:43:32

their arch enemy Liliana. Who

1:43:34

thought that we'd ever see it? Well,

1:43:36

it was that she destroyed us all utterly. She

1:43:39

could have killed us all in our sleep, really.

1:43:42

Yeah, that's true. It's kind of the best of

1:43:44

our time. It's

1:43:46

just her going from room to room with a pillow.

1:43:48

Just like... Just smothering all of us, yeah. It's

1:43:51

better this way. That would have been quite the

1:43:53

final season opener, wouldn't it?

1:43:55

The oxventurists are quietly euthanised

1:43:57

by Liliana. Except as we...

1:43:59

As we've seen, Merwin doesn't actually

1:44:01

sleep. Merwin is in a sort

1:44:03

of elf trance. Yeah. So... I've

1:44:07

considered doing that. What? Being

1:44:09

in an elf trance? Trying to go into a

1:44:11

trance. Or smothering us all with a pillow. I

1:44:13

bet you any money there is some sort of

1:44:15

biohacking lifestyle guru on Instagram right now telling people

1:44:17

they don't need to sleep, they just need to

1:44:19

go into a trance for four hours and

1:44:22

they have a million followers. Do you have

1:44:24

your eyes closed in this trance? Are you lying down

1:44:26

in this trance? Is it just another way of saying

1:44:29

naps? That... Yeah, oh my

1:44:31

god, you're right. Potentially, yeah. Is it a

1:44:33

lucrative rebrand of naps? If

1:44:36

so, I'm behind it. If someone

1:44:39

can rebrand naps so they suddenly become exciting

1:44:41

biohacking rather than a nice thing we

1:44:44

should all be doing more and more of, then

1:44:47

maybe we will do more of them. Yeah.

1:44:50

Nice, I agree. So yeah, it's

1:44:52

cool teaming up with Liliana

1:44:54

against a much greater threat, some great

1:44:56

world building and I think really

1:44:59

good character work here from

1:45:01

Johnny as Liliana. Yeah,

1:45:03

I love Liliana. Very still kind of

1:45:05

quite prickly and supercilious and

1:45:08