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Hello and welcome to the OxVenture D&D
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podcast. It's back. And
1:41
it's better than ever this week we're listening to Blades in
1:43
the Dark. Oh wait, let me go again, sorry. Hello
1:48
and welcome to the OxVenture D&D podcast. It
1:50
is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast and sometimes
1:52
it's about other tabletop role playing games too.
1:55
I'm Jane. I'm your host. Here's
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Andy. Hello, I'm Andy. Also your
1:59
host. Welcome to this podcast!
2:01
Regular fixture in the hobbies
2:03
unless it shots on his
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apple podcasts? Yeah! great. Get
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the here! Welcome back where weekly we
2:10
remain weekly. We get a keep on
2:12
going truck in three places a duck
2:14
season t this week listening to episode
2:17
To The Death of Cornelius. accept. Yes,
2:19
this is you episode. And
2:21
one episode all the i want to
2:23
treat me Johnny Luke obviously being a
2:25
storyteller a Gm good memories I I
2:27
went and looks at the some nail
2:30
hands and videos with a video you
2:32
can see the original the get you
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can see eg.com Sochaux Sensor which is
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West Am all our accent set videos
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of or two episodes live and I'm
2:40
wearing a sort of black tactile neck
2:42
like a tactical turtleneck yeah and a
2:44
soda shoulder holster looking says as he
2:47
just a set of leather braces but
2:49
it looks a bit like I'm wearing
2:51
a cool. And hey, I'm Suzie Steampunk
2:53
shoulder holster with the North when I was like
2:55
if he bought it from some kind of specialists
2:57
website or if it was like a backpack. To.
3:00
And. It's just another backpack.
3:02
Yeah, no, it's a pair of
3:04
his opponent braces the attached to
3:07
a kind of belts. yeah, and
3:09
that the bell isn't the tax
3:11
twenty trousers. So it's all purely
3:13
for. The show again did
3:15
you buy from a specialist? I did
3:17
were very specialists. Website and when it arrived
3:19
at had little skills on it's I did
3:21
not anticipate but it will it'll fit. Supposedly
3:24
somebody disagrees attitude. Beaming snow don't
3:26
have the packaging the actual the lever
3:28
right that of the braces on the
3:30
and the boys to belt has instead
3:32
of having normal little studs the said
3:34
the like tiny cells. Say okay Magnus?
3:37
Yeah, I'm so me about your mental
3:39
health clubs. All. The little have
3:41
gloves yeah that's the like single as close
3:43
except they they also right very high on
3:45
the back of your hand to their like
3:48
a single is driving love Wait until I
3:50
think of fingerless anyway. Ah, Night
3:52
micro nice what which I ball with
3:54
my boys of my boy mikey Paris
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driving without a toss out in the
3:58
in the sort of. The area though in
4:00
the back to the had that. I see
4:03
yeah with a clown social. Okay,
4:05
we'll minor like that, but without fingers
4:07
again serving as a very close messy
4:10
only purpose because they neither protect my
4:12
fingers or. Blood. Parts my
4:14
hands. Or they would protect your knuckles. The punching.
4:17
You know that? See that is. Say yes.
4:20
Then. I think if I if
4:22
we were to revisit Blades in the.do a three, maybe
4:24
it's time to invest in like a knuckle duster. Or
4:26
something. yeah he likes that would be
4:29
the way to go. Yeah had bought
4:31
his dislike most of nice jackets which.
4:34
Is great I mean from in the
4:36
set ablaze and says stuck it in
4:38
waistcoats jackets have a mustache. The rules
4:40
Israel Fum. From. To misinform the
4:42
character and phone The Carrots. A Yeah,
4:45
it's not just a reset. We can buy nice
4:47
accessories. Her. Old. I was shopping
4:49
other day and I saw a clutch
4:51
handbags that instead of having a sort
4:53
of a class and a handled see
4:55
a data combined cost handle that looks
4:57
like a knuckle duster made of like
4:59
bejeweled. Rings woman can you imagine can even
5:01
imagine said on even imagine. So. It's
5:03
like Zola went to the ball. That would be a hand
5:05
when. I had knuckles or for the clutch
5:07
handbag on earth? Amazing or have you Boson.
5:10
No. I didn't He was very,
5:12
very expensive. So right Sir Lady.
5:14
fine. Maybe
5:16
when we are high enough. Linked.
5:19
Yeah yeah well we get home. Background.
5:21
Pause in the upcoming Blaze and the Dog
5:24
Tv says oh. Die know that still a
5:26
thing isn't happening is happening. I.
5:28
Wonder how close to happening is and
5:30
whether. Whether we going to be
5:32
in the most express death. And.
5:35
We they would. They didn't put critical role
5:37
in the background of the the indie movie.
5:39
I doubt the good for us in the
5:41
background of a blaze little well maybe maybe
5:43
to say. We
5:45
I'm going to manifest it into
5:48
into reality. Or it sounds
5:50
good. The visualize: And believe And
5:52
and I'm going to visualize month or so
5:54
hot it's going to counterbalance you. have. Your
5:57
lack of. Ah,
6:00
The going Dana see you have a
6:02
am extremely nice looking said. Oh
6:04
thank you! yeah day I got a new
6:06
desk chair. It's I'm. Extremely comfortable yes, some
6:08
yet. Look at the chameleon all the way all
6:10
the way back in it and on see if
6:12
I was. Looks very stylish the sort of thing
6:14
and hum, Imagine a moon base
6:17
in the nineteen seventies. That's.
6:19
The kind of vibe. Yeah. The furniture
6:21
from that yesterday so ret tracy
6:23
tourists stuff. Is a sort of
6:25
them it. It's somewhat looks like an
6:28
Eames chair as anyone is Somalia with
6:30
that sort of design. But yeah, that
6:32
midcentury modern. I should get a new chair
6:34
for not for nothing more than the fact the
6:36
mine does This. Whenever I
6:39
move Sundays Ruff terribly met up on
6:41
the My Santa. I see you at your
6:43
software is is filtering out the same a
6:45
new is so I said maybe maybe the
6:47
audience will or will not be of the
6:49
his Us on this desk comparison put cost
6:51
us tech comparison. Put garcia for we are now.
6:54
I. Just wanted C S Credits Johnny for
6:56
the purchase of my the sad because study
6:58
recommended me this very chair. They have the
7:00
exact same one so if you have to
7:02
what's truly. Ugly screaming at
7:04
you tube.com/stony Tdd You might well
7:07
see this very chair in one
7:09
as that's minutes. A painting streams.
7:11
So. Said. Into have to put that
7:13
we messed up with a link to the said.
7:15
Now in the his know there's no commission with
7:17
again or I'm getting some thanks for the chairman
7:20
of actor and say hey everyone's been asking us
7:22
where they get the sense. Yeah, I tell
7:24
you what. What you cross a C though
7:26
is like a continuing my midcentury modern. So
7:28
seventy sixty five I got given this which
7:30
is a lava lamp. the Christmas. The only
7:32
number i can s and in thing they still made
7:34
lava lamps. They. Do there is a net
7:36
Better than ever Say he was. It was really
7:39
see. My parents got me a love lab the
7:41
Christmas and I remember being like a teenager and
7:43
really one to one but for some reason they
7:45
were really expensive Cities like they were traditionally will
7:48
have. I mean maybe they just seemed expenses to
7:50
me as a as a young preteen. plus I'm
7:52
say yes. but anyway now I have a lava
7:54
lamp my very own and he looks. In
7:56
explorers and warm of an evening.
8:00
Yeah, the retro futuristic. I have a strong. In
8:02
your office run and ah ah. Ah,
8:04
Has you week. Ah, Yes, Sign
8:06
it. So it's so cold here and
8:09
it's the sort of the worst possible
8:11
time of year. Or my
8:13
early January. Just. Nothing
8:15
fun or interesting saddening, so I'm just sort
8:17
of right in a single adults. This is
8:19
what fuel to the fire that my best a month is
8:21
a terrible months to have a best then. Why didn't
8:24
specifically oil? I mean things happening I mean
8:26
no I that we went to Karaoke for
8:28
your best that was yeah yeah yeah yeah.
8:30
was the one hype now with one high
8:32
point yeah yeah yeah but a behold I
8:34
agree and and you I can see you're
8:36
wearing your with the tribes certain were yelling
8:38
it's a necessity in the Eu de but
8:40
it's got to like a sort of wizards
8:42
am hood. Yeah. Piece on
8:44
it so I can look Always Italy
8:46
and damn I'm playing an Rpg that
8:48
is as yet unreleased so can't say
8:50
what it is but some sort of
8:53
these kind of hundred our Rpgs. Oh
8:55
a video game rpg no se is able
8:58
some kind as a sort of hundred yen
9:00
to scale up in a large wearable blankets.
9:02
Play. Video games mostly. On the
9:04
thoughtfully here now. I that's how I did enter.
9:07
Yesterday we sell some Accent City and
9:09
D with special guests from Narrow Spot
9:11
and I cannot wait everybody to see
9:14
that it's not part of like the
9:16
usual run of episodes. It's not like
9:18
a main season saying is kind of
9:20
a spin off experimental things and it
9:22
was very very sun and I'm pleased
9:24
that for to that yes it's as
9:27
easy to concept censure but no doubt
9:29
it will also make it's way eventually
9:31
on t tes this podcast. Anointed.
9:34
Undies? Nothing. It's. Which is I wasn't
9:36
invited. Andy, you won't
9:38
with. Now. You
9:40
went under his list. We deliberately told Andy
9:43
the wrong location to say he turned up
9:45
to the wrong Cd. I was whether you
9:47
are filming it in Paris but you know
9:49
what's on the Eurostar with my bags. Ready
9:52
to play Sunday, they. Get turned off
9:54
outside the Pompidou Center. And by
9:57
the time you got that, we'd already done it, already, Played
9:59
the game and that bad. Home I haven't I
10:01
have a very as a very cool
10:03
central mechanic cam that's Luke Devised. And
10:06
Luke Israel is running the game so am I.
10:08
Having not been a part of it, I am
10:10
very excited to see. How. It goes
10:12
myself as well said I will be experiencing along with all
10:15
of you when it gets released. In
10:17
here, somewhere else is on your plate this week. I'm
10:20
more tired and nothing
10:23
really. Like. Just
10:25
writing. Scripts. And the editing
10:27
videos. You know, the usual stuff
10:29
like as a January apart from
10:31
your birthday. ah. Says and.
10:33
Might. Get that
10:36
about unless you think. Of unless you
10:38
saying this way, this will say oh
10:40
wait, no money guys In February Valentine's
10:42
Day February. Yes, Chinese New Year is
10:44
February right? Yes all the gets. This
10:47
center is literally the was onto the
10:49
ah okay I can is a cold.
10:52
To. See the taxes. Is
10:54
nothing going on? And spam
10:56
on dinner. or I ran. I
10:58
hereby surrender my january by saying. In a
11:00
trade it it's is a stand to smell telling people you
11:02
have a December thing. Is I read that
11:04
like. About someone's grandma they had
11:06
they were like clearing out some of her stuff
11:09
and they sound other her birthday was actually a
11:11
completely different day since he was my whole yeah
11:13
but ever I'm known wanted to party of that
11:15
date so I have since I just told them
11:18
either soulless yeah mid summer this like nothing stopping
11:20
you. Doesn't. Literally nothing. So for me
11:22
some during that. Changing the a plan yeah
11:24
is be like oh it's like the middle of
11:26
June. Oh I do I tell
11:29
you, why did they Speaking of January
11:31
and it being very cold, I went
11:33
for soup dumplings at the weekend. yeah,
11:35
after a restaurant in Central London and
11:37
didn't I phone actually Atlanta. I like
11:39
them under I'm Get a Business and
11:41
I had some really, really excellent soup
11:43
dumplings and they was so hot. So
11:46
scalding hot. And that was the. Appropriate
11:48
temperature subzero temperatures in London and
11:50
I see dumplings was like the
11:52
hardest things ui because. You.
11:55
Only them straight away with I did Liquid
11:57
inside is. Boiling. scalding
11:59
hot yet appropriate temperature. I have
12:02
extremely high tolerance for high temperatures. Yeah,
12:04
but you can't eat a soup dumpling in one bite, really.
12:07
So what you need to, if you
12:09
try and bite one side of it, probably a
12:11
huge jet of boiling
12:13
fat will shoot out the other end.
12:15
I either go all down your front
12:18
or blind a passing child. So
12:21
you either need to wait, which
12:23
is obviously impossible. Suboptimal. Because
12:25
it feels great. Or you need to nibble
12:27
a little hole in the casing and then pour
12:29
out some of the soup. It's extremely difficult. I'll
12:31
tell you the secret. Down in one. You
12:34
can't. Well, OK, fine. It's
12:36
like a
12:38
little, like a tide
12:40
pod full of boiling water. Yeah,
12:44
that's exactly what I'm into. I think
12:47
there might be something wrong with it. We went for
12:49
lunch yesterday while we were shooting D&D and
12:51
I went to a spicy
12:53
hot chicken place. Nice. It
12:56
was specifically all it did was
12:58
really hot chicken, spicy hot chicken.
13:01
And I said, I'll have a spicy hot
13:03
chicken sandwich, please. And they gave me that
13:05
sandwich and they gave me a pair of
13:07
disposable gloves to eat the sandwich
13:10
with. And I'm like, well, I assume
13:12
this is because it's so fantastically dangerously hot that
13:14
if I were to get the chili on my
13:16
fingers and they accidentally rub my eyes, I
13:18
would die. And so I was
13:20
like, oh, no, I think I might have been off more
13:22
than I can chew here. I might be in for trouble.
13:24
And honestly, nothing
13:27
is like it was like nothing. It was like cool,
13:30
like cool ranch chicken. That's
13:33
like a different type of hot though. That's
13:35
spicy hot as opposed to soup dumplings, which
13:37
is literally temperature. I'm just saying I might
13:39
be the best at both. Well, you should
13:41
do a challenge then. They have all kinds
13:43
of like wing challenges around the whole wings.
13:45
Oh, I thought you must have the infamous
13:47
web video series about where they eat. Oh
13:49
yeah. Not hot ones for sure. But also
13:51
find a food challenge where you get all
13:53
the wings free if you eat them. I'll
13:55
do it. Does anyone do a food
13:57
challenge that's about temperature as well? I
14:00
don't think so because that is like physically
14:02
deleterious to your body. But we could start
14:04
a new YouTube channel called Jane vs Food.
14:07
Yeah. And we'll go around and have
14:10
you eat hot wings. Yeah, plasma
14:12
hot soup dumplings as well. Because
14:14
no one else wants to do that. Because it's
14:16
dangerous. Because no one else wants to put boiling
14:19
liquids in their mouth. Yeah. All
14:21
right, I'm up for that. Okay, I feel
14:23
like it is time to give the
14:25
good people what they actually came here for, which
14:27
is less danger chairs and soup dumplings and more
14:30
tabletop role playing games, specifically Blades
14:32
in the Dark. Please
14:34
enjoy the death of Cornelius
14:36
Bagshot, which features me, Johnny
14:39
and obviously our storyteller Luke
14:41
Questaway. Hello
14:47
everyone and welcome back to Oxford Venture Presents Blades
14:50
in the Dark. I'm Luke and I'm joined by...
14:53
Kazimir Jones. I
14:55
assume we've met. Yeah, well
14:57
I'm just a kind of sort of voice
15:00
in your head, I guess, Kazimir. Kind of
15:02
the spirit of intuition. The kind of voice
15:04
in your head you have to introduce yourself to. Well
15:08
yeah, manners maketh the man. I
15:13
think I was probably aiming for like, I
15:16
assume my reputation precedes me, but instead I
15:18
said I think we've met. That's
15:20
what we're going with. And
15:24
who else is here? I'm Zilla.
15:27
I'm the muscle around
15:29
here. Don't you forget it. The
15:32
muscle. Okay, right, well.
15:35
Let's talk downtime. So to
15:37
set the scene, it's a couple of
15:40
days later after the great opera heist
15:43
in which you in huge style
15:45
declared to all of Volusport that
15:47
you are here, you're here to
15:49
steal, and that if
15:51
there are any secret societies listening
15:54
or watching, hopefully it was a sort
15:56
of dog whistle to them that they
15:58
may have maybe will respond to. So
16:00
everyone in town is gossiping about this audacious
16:02
heist talking about the hobby horses will they
16:05
strike again? Why did they declare
16:07
their names? Is it the lamp-blacks
16:09
will they be killed by the lamp-blacks? Questions
16:11
such as these in these last few days
16:14
folks downtime Kazimir and Zilla What have you
16:16
been doing as a
16:18
reminder to the viewer downtime and blades in the
16:20
dark involves things like? healing
16:24
Dressing long-term projects acquiring assets
16:26
that sort of thing everyone gets two actions
16:29
Let's hear them is Zilla's vice
16:33
obligation Zilla's vice
16:35
is overindulging in
16:37
violence, okay, so Not
16:40
quite because okay, cuz I was
16:42
gonna say if it counts as an obligation basically
16:44
if we indulge vice together Because
16:47
of my spider abilities we
16:49
can both Adjust the dice outcome
16:52
up or down by one or two
16:55
Oh, so you can either clear more
16:57
stress, or if you're in danger of
16:59
overindulging And you'll
17:01
be safer. Yeah, so like well I
17:04
guess what this would manifest is that like
17:06
if we did this you would go to a like
17:08
a Boxing ring and
17:10
kick the crap out of some cage
17:12
match. Yeah, well, I'm tending to my
17:14
knee I Just
17:17
sort of rubbing your oils into it making
17:19
sure my braces all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well
17:21
Zilla would take Kazimir to
17:23
like a sort of steampunk physiotherapist
17:26
perhaps oh, it's a sort of
17:28
you know a fight physician a
17:30
fight doctor Oh, yeah It
17:34
isn't it's a book in the ring, but I'll do it Massage
17:38
or whatever passes for a sports massage. I
17:40
would love that. I would be an honor
17:42
to hold your spit bucket in Nice
17:46
nice and it's much better than what I
17:48
was thinking which was Zilla swinging Kazimir hard
17:50
into a rival boxer by the leg I'm
17:53
hoping that it's that's what we call chiropractic I
17:58
mean if the shoe Do you fit? Just
18:01
crack! Yep. Okay,
18:03
so we're, um, I like this, a
18:06
kind of joint vice indulgence to clear
18:08
stress, and it is going to take
18:10
the form of Zilla taking
18:12
Kazimir to a sports physio. So,
18:16
you visit a purveyor of vice
18:18
when you indulge. Vice
18:21
you roll dice equal to your lowest attribute, and
18:24
clear stress equal to your highest die result,
18:26
but I suppose Kazimir, because of your magical
18:28
spider skills, um, that will
18:30
work slightly differently? Yes. Okay.
18:33
So my worst in, my worst attribute is now up to
18:35
two dice, which is great, and I've
18:37
rolled a five. Okay, great. So
18:40
I'm going to up that by one, and completely
18:42
clear my stress. Amazing.
18:44
Amazing. Completely de-stressed. And
18:47
does that apply to Zilla as
18:49
well? No, Zilla
18:51
does her own roll, and then can adjust the
18:53
highest die result up or down by one or
18:55
two. Cool, cool, cool. Okay, Zilla, so let's
18:57
have a, yeah,
18:59
so equal to your lowest attribute. So
19:02
my lowest attribute is still a one, actually.
19:04
It's a one in Prowl, so that's not very good.
19:08
And that was a four. That's, that's good.
19:10
Okay. Cool. Four
19:12
stress. Well, five if you want to nudge it up. Or six
19:14
if you want. Or six. I'm not
19:17
that stressed, so I think I can, I think I'll be alright
19:19
with a four. Yeah, you don't want to overindulge. No,
19:21
no, no, no. Okay, brilliant. I
19:23
think you both have one more downtime action
19:25
as well if you want to. Yeah. Can
19:28
I acquire an asset, please? I would love it
19:30
if you did, Kazumi, yeah. Okay.
19:34
Um, just got a feeling about this one. Never know when it's
19:36
going to come in handy, but I would like a massive bomb.
19:39
Okay. It's
19:42
either that or a getaway vehicle, a massive bomb is
19:44
more fun, isn't it? Yeah, that's great.
19:47
You never know when you'll need a massive bomb. Right,
19:49
and you don't want to be caught without one. Better
19:52
to have one or not need a massive bomb. Roll
19:56
the cruise, Tear. I don't think we've
19:58
really talked about Tear. levels before
20:00
we start tracking. Which
20:03
means that the tier as it stands is sort
20:05
of zero but let's call it one I think
20:07
that would be more than fair wouldn't it. Thank
20:09
you that's kind. Let's say it levelled up. So
20:11
I'm rolling 1d6. Yeah 1d6 the
20:14
result will indicate the quality of the asset
20:16
so you're gonna get that bomb catamir. Well
20:18
I rolled a one. Oh no! Like
20:21
an acne cartoon bomb. Now
20:24
that is and not my words an
20:27
inferior bomb. In fact because
20:29
it was specifically a one I know
20:31
this is slightly bending the rules but I'm gonna say
20:33
it's it is an inferior bomb but
20:35
catamir canonically does not know that.
20:37
Yep that is absolutely fine. Um
20:41
tip top bomb this. Yep
20:43
it's just a good standard issue good
20:46
bomb. I've been watching Edvard sort of tinkering away in
20:48
his little lab I reckon I got this. Yeah it
20:50
looks easy. I know a good bomb when I see
20:52
one mate and that is a good bomb. Okay
20:55
brilliant and Zilla you've got one more downtime.
20:57
Yeah I mean the elephant in the room
21:00
is that we're not reducing heat because
21:02
we've got a lot of heat on us but also
21:04
we kind of want a lot of heat on us
21:06
because we're trying to draw down the ire of our
21:10
enemies. There you go. So that's
21:12
what that is why I'm not using my
21:14
downtime actions to reduce heat which would be
21:17
wise according to some. Instead
21:19
I'm gonna train I'm gonna
21:21
train 1xp onto my
21:24
wreck. Okay brilliant. I
21:26
want a wreck monster. That is
21:28
smart. I very rarely get to wreck
21:30
things but when I do it's gonna be
21:32
it's gonna be good times. Yeah.
21:35
Cool mark 1xp for an attribute on your
21:37
playbook. Xp is another thing that we've not
21:40
really been tracking but um maybe now is the
21:42
time to start. Or
21:45
maybe I will maybe we
21:47
can just amalgamise your general
21:49
intention to train into a.
21:51
Yeah. In fiction when we
21:53
went to the cage fight and Kazmir
21:55
was having his knee attended to. Yeah.
21:57
That's when I was training. Yeah. I
22:00
trained up a full dot. Not
22:02
a full dot.
22:04
It's a lingo. Not a full dot.
22:07
No. What? I know. It's
22:10
not as good as you think. No,
22:12
I'm looking at it now. Yeah, I see it. It's
22:15
not a dot. It's
22:18
a little jagged rectangle. Okay,
22:21
so I add one next. Ah, yes. And
22:23
there's so many rectangles. There's
22:26
my misunderstanding there. It's hard.
22:28
It's really hard to level up in places. That
22:30
makes more sense though, because otherwise I could have fully
22:33
leveled this character in like three sessions.
22:35
Yeah. You get OP. Yeah. But
22:38
we're not going to let that happen. I will still take that XP
22:40
for the day when we start doing XP. I
22:42
tell you what, make it two, because I'm
22:44
hoping that you use the rule that we've
22:47
never used before. Oh, okay. Yeah,
22:49
yeah. Every day's a school day. It's great.
22:51
Two XP to reckon. Yeah. I'm
22:54
just glad we're not clearing heat, because
22:56
also if there's any
22:59
score that's going to go flawlessly, it's
23:01
with this combination. Yeah. Yeah,
23:04
you got nothing to worry about. Yeah, exactly. You
23:06
know? This one's a nailed
23:08
on winner. Oh yeah, mate. I'm not worried.
23:10
I'll tell you who is worried though, is
23:13
Eleanor, who maybe wasn't fully consulted
23:15
as to the sort of
23:17
explosive nature of the Opera heist, and
23:19
has made the very good point to
23:21
you as a gang, that it won't
23:23
be long before the antique shop that
23:25
you used to operate from comes
23:28
under suspicion. You cleared it
23:30
out months ago. Don't worry. You
23:33
went over there in the six months between
23:35
the seasons and you emptied the place out. But
23:37
she makes the point that it might be a
23:39
good idea, now that it's going to almost certainly
23:41
come under scrutiny or
23:43
suspicion from the bluecoats,
23:45
and maybe more sinister forces as
23:47
well, to make sure that nothing
23:50
overly incriminating was left. So that
23:52
is where we find our two
23:54
adventurers, Kazimir and Zilla. You are
23:56
stood outside the antique shop, trying
23:58
to remember. who had a spare key and
24:02
from an alleyway next to
24:04
the antique shop you
24:06
hear a vague clanking sound.
24:09
Oh no. I
24:14
feel like Casimir is only half listening.
24:16
He's like look all I'm
24:18
saying is we like this fuse pop
24:20
it in the letterbox as lunch. Bingo
24:24
bango. Can't find anything incriminating in the
24:26
shop if there isn't a shop to
24:28
look in. Mark? From
24:31
the alleyway you hear a slightly
24:33
more urgent clanking and
24:35
a muffled voice going hello.
24:41
It sounds like you're thinking of blowing
24:44
up this establishment. I'd
24:47
realise I didn't get a vote but if
24:49
I could vote I would say no
24:52
let me leave first. Thank
24:54
you. I think we've got
24:57
a squatterzilla. Yeah I go around the
24:59
corner and look at the source of the urgent
25:01
clanking and also voice. In
25:03
front of you is a metal
25:06
dumpster. I don't know
25:08
what a Victorian dumpster looked like they probably threw it
25:10
all out the window but like I don't know imagine
25:13
a dumpster but it's got cogs on it or something.
25:16
And it's a sort of rattling back and
25:18
forth. And
25:21
a fox for some reason. Good
25:24
and fair visually I'm there.
25:27
And a pill hanging off the big hat. Yeah
25:30
exactly. And also a valve is
25:32
emitting steam. And
25:34
you hear a voice from inside the bingo.
25:37
Yeah, well I'd rather give it away
25:40
my position actually. I'd hoist
25:42
open the Victorian steampunk dumpster. And
25:45
if you say it's a dumpster you
25:47
see a heavyset gentleman in expensive
25:49
looking clothing that is now
25:52
quite stinky. And he is cowering
25:54
there in amongst the waste. Probably
25:57
the waste that you threw out like six months ago so it's... Yeah.
26:00
pretty rancid at this point. It's a
26:02
lot of old Barnaby's gin bottles and
26:05
odds and ends from Edvard's
26:08
experiments. Hello,
26:11
I'm terribly sorry. Are
26:14
you the owner of this establishment? Who's
26:17
asking? What are you doing? You
26:19
know, I've steamed drunk dustbin. Yeah, I've
26:21
got to say, if this is a new
26:23
iteration of the wonderful mechanical man, I do
26:25
not care for it. Yeah, I
26:28
did wonder with the clanking. I
26:31
don't know much about what
26:34
marvellous mechanical men, but I
26:36
rather hope that I can introduce myself. At
26:39
least I'm Cornelius
26:41
Bagshot. He holds out a hand, a
26:43
friendly hand, to shake. It's
26:45
got a banana peel on it, which he notices is too
26:47
late. Now, charmed.
26:50
Sorry about that. Um,
26:55
I don't mean to be rude, but,
26:58
um, are we either of you
27:00
two thieves by any chance? You're
27:02
not. Are
27:05
you a cop? You've got to
27:07
tell us if you're a cop, because that's entrapment,
27:09
sir. Are you fond of the green, green grass
27:11
at home, mate? Are
27:14
you thieves? You might think I was born
27:16
yesterday. Oh yeah, mate. Here
27:18
I am. Bam. Blue
27:21
coats. Heavens, no, I
27:23
assure you, I'm, I of all people, have been
27:26
no position at all to be getting the
27:28
law, uh, involved. Right.
27:31
How so? It's not a legal living
27:33
in a bin. Might I be permitted
27:35
to climb out of this, uh, rather
27:38
incommodious vessel and, uh, explain
27:40
my presence? Yeah, how about it? We do,
27:42
yeah. Yes, very good. He goes to climb
27:44
out the dumpster. Um, let's say as he
27:47
does the whole dumpster, like, falls forward and
27:49
he, like, spills out on his
27:51
belly. Oh, wow. Oh,
27:53
heavens, um, is
27:55
there somewhere we might go that's a little more
27:57
comfortable, Um, to talk and maybe a-
28:00
little more private, Yes,
28:02
Yeah yeah well we were trying to
28:04
get in here but I'm guessing upset
28:06
that without pause and does could be
28:09
a pop up on every corner. To
28:12
acquire pub is a must
28:14
go to a quiet pub.
28:17
You are sitting over a
28:19
in in a discrete table
28:22
and corner and many folks
28:24
around. And
28:27
Cornelius is explaining himself a he
28:29
tells you that he is a
28:31
bookkeeper by trade. he says a.
28:34
I work alone. hum I operator
28:36
a small bit more profitable lot
28:38
of accounting else in Bright Stone.
28:40
much more profitable by fall since
28:43
a few years. hence when I
28:45
was approached about taking on new
28:47
client. A
28:50
small. Group. For.
28:53
Whom privacy was of the. Utmost
28:56
importance. I
28:59
never met the individuals as I
29:01
i stress and everything was handled
29:04
via need to intermediary. Who. Wore
29:06
a mask, Never
29:08
told me her name. only a cool
29:10
name I assume unless her name was
29:12
a single letter with. A purpose
29:15
rather odd, wouldn't it? Up.
29:19
Again he he loves but the losses
29:21
cuts, shorts seen you're totally faces. He
29:24
takes a swig and continuous. A
29:27
bit of the meeting place and
29:30
was always different. I'm a note
29:32
would be delivered to my home
29:34
and till mid place and time
29:36
I'm was an unconventional arrangement further
29:39
a profitable one by Jovan who
29:41
might have turned down us as
29:43
the the needs of an anonymous
29:46
few now. however. I. Believe
29:48
that that small select group. Plans.
29:51
To kill me. And that's
29:53
why you're hiding in a bit. At
29:56
the end of it with well
29:58
sub? Yeah I'm ah ah. The
30:00
perfect man. I.
30:03
Enjoy! Certain. Pursuits.
30:07
Reserved for example, seven
30:09
gentlemanly pursuit for example,
30:11
souffle increasing ones capital
30:13
through say, That.
30:16
Placing on the sporting event. Like
30:20
a flutter is what I'm trying to say.
30:22
I guess I could not say the same.
30:25
Lot know I know that Slim
30:27
not. Much. Of a gambler? A gambler. How
30:29
about area? Never. Gamble.
30:32
That. A
30:35
Mercy Gambling House of
30:37
know remains to progress.
30:40
Is your former of mystery try to
30:42
turn into the ones? Is that your
30:45
in a lot of gambling debt? said
30:47
the Arab. Emirates ah
30:49
well as. The
30:52
as you are you are in a stupor as I as I
30:55
see. Yeah. And to bring
30:57
it back around to why you are
30:59
in the Victorian Steampunk. Dumped I is
31:01
why I was in the been. yes I
31:03
see I see that you are. you're like
31:05
us, a terrier with that point hopefully not
31:07
know soon Federal Gov years with no of
31:10
ah yes as though as I've explained I
31:12
I do enjoy it a little gambling then
31:14
yes by I have been on a little
31:16
bit of an unlucky streak recently that I'm
31:18
confident is about to reverse but some. Well
31:22
my. Anonymous employers
31:24
are. They. Don't
31:26
like. People. They
31:28
work with to. Be. In debt
31:31
ordinary to have any vices
31:33
whatsoever, I was warned ah,
31:35
about my gambling in. Rather,
31:37
Threatening terms on to previous occasions and
31:39
Sab it was made clear to me
31:42
that to the next. Instance
31:44
would be the last.
31:47
Ah, unfortunately. Yesterday.
31:51
Morning I woke up after drunken
31:53
night spending was summoned to a
31:55
meeting with Maya mysterious intermediary and
31:57
will. Problem is that they were.
32:00
Nice about it. He are really
32:02
nice. They told me that they
32:04
were satisfied with my work and
32:06
thus far but that they wish
32:08
to go in another direction. And
32:12
it was at that point that I became convinced that
32:14
they mean to kill me. Or you.
32:16
Secrecy was of the utmost importance to this group.
32:19
I know they're involved in some. Shady.
32:22
Doing that the highest levels and.
32:25
I don't believe they want any loose ends
32:27
and I am one such because of my
32:29
vices which they deem. presumably.
32:32
An opportunity for leverage have some such I
32:34
I don't know but I i think the
32:36
try to kill me and I. I
32:39
I think maybe our our. Our.
32:42
Plans could aligned in that I think maybe they also want
32:44
to kill you was. well. Oh
32:46
because I was literally about to ask. This
32:49
group is Not Us. Is it because it's
32:51
just pop the fees on this and you
32:53
to say the words in it was no
32:55
yes. Well before. yeah.
32:57
Why? Why did you want to kill us? I've
33:00
been to be ago unexplained been similar
33:02
clothes because of the been or at
33:04
we didn't take out burial for goodness
33:06
no of a off oh no oh
33:08
no I did work at the council
33:10
in a previous role. in my goodness
33:12
you know they can be quite authoritarian
33:14
about the about collection days and such
33:16
hope of know I'm at this meeting
33:18
that I was at an somebody came
33:20
and whispered something to my intermediary. I
33:22
overheard the word hobby horses which of
33:25
course I knew from the papers from
33:27
the daring exploits. I
33:29
am a bookkeeper. I know a little something
33:31
about moving money around and I always
33:33
thought an antique shop would be a
33:35
good syncing spots. When I went to
33:37
the city records and found the name
33:39
of this place has and as antiques
33:41
and a hobby horse icon above the
33:43
door I thought i believe these are
33:45
the hobby horses and I came here
33:47
to find you are so that you
33:50
could help to fake my death. Please.
33:53
He wow little loose and though on if.
33:56
he or should we fake a rather than
33:58
just doing it. Ah,
34:01
uh, straight to business, good. Reason
34:05
being, if you do fake my death and
34:07
get me out of town, I'll
34:09
tell you what little I know about this mysterious
34:11
group who I believe perhaps you wish to know
34:13
a little about. Alright. And
34:17
obviously, if you're
34:19
dead you can't tell us. Exactly, yes.
34:22
Alright. But alive, I would
34:25
be more than willing. Happy
34:28
to help. I
34:31
sort of looked as ill there as a satellite. Thoughts?
34:35
How do we know you're not lying
34:37
about your intel? How
34:41
can I prove it to you? I don't know. That's
34:43
your problem, not mine. Oh, right.
34:45
Yes or no, very good point. You haven't given me. Um,
34:49
we could go back to my office, I could show you some
34:52
papers. As I say,
34:54
almost all of my paperwork was, uh,
34:57
anonymised, but it might
34:59
indicate, at least prove that
35:02
I am indeed a bookkeeper, and
35:04
that I did dealings with an anonymous group beyond
35:06
that. I don't really know what I can prove.
35:08
That was the whole point of their secrecy,
35:10
but I will help however I can. Well,
35:13
I'll tell you what. We'll make you
35:15
a little deal. Yes.
35:19
We swear to do everything we can to get you
35:21
out in the city. And,
35:23
and, my, they, I must not be
35:25
pursued. You have no idea how powerful
35:27
and far-reaching their influence is. They must
35:29
believe me dead. We will
35:31
do everything we can to successfully fake
35:33
your death and smuggle you out
35:35
of Vollisport. In
35:37
return, you agree never
35:41
to reveal the information you know about
35:43
us, our premises, our
35:46
physical descriptions, etc. etc. Oh,
35:50
gosh, Mum's the word, yes, absolutely. Quiet as
35:52
a tomb, me, yes, may as well whisper
35:54
it to a corpse. Not
35:56
that I'm planning on dying. Check
35:58
on it. I just go s
36:01
is as as soon as there is any gentlemen would.
36:05
I best some sort of smother
36:07
hands clasped the yes him smoke
36:09
so the city's out if I
36:11
like the space between of moms
36:13
and when he pulls his way
36:15
he'll say that there is sort
36:17
of. A. Strange floral design
36:19
it into the skin of his palm
36:21
and over his wrist. who is beautiful.
36:24
Ah, What Is this? If
36:27
you don't deserve reminder my long
36:29
as you keep your word. Now
36:32
to stay there. And a month do
36:34
you any home? You are doing the
36:36
right my mind and say you know that
36:38
I suppose and of talk to her again
36:40
in the best case scenario. Well a small
36:42
price to pay a smoker. You're welcome. Frankly,
36:44
this. right? Okay,
36:46
I believe we have an accord. Cuffs
36:50
I. He sits back and and
36:53
seems to relax for the first
36:55
time in about forty eight hours.
36:57
Ah, and just starts to slowly
37:00
good. Or
37:05
Ill so m
37:07
besides possibly. Drinking
37:09
yourself to death? What's a plausible
37:12
way we could fake your untimely
37:14
demise that they would believe What
37:16
he frequents work well apart from
37:19
gambling dens obviously wants a half,
37:21
Where would they expect to find
37:23
he possibly debt. Will.
37:28
Play places that I am. let's
37:31
see I Well I'm this is
37:33
my house of course I'm often
37:35
in my home Mom my but
37:38
my club ah I'm often at
37:40
the club has who has her
37:42
correctly mention that I do have
37:44
them? I am a preferred member
37:47
at some. At. The
37:49
new color go tracing circuits
37:51
that see where l some
37:53
workplaces I frequent. Shopping.
37:57
I do not employ
37:59
a. Seven time and something
38:01
of a ago monde in. I enjoy
38:03
going down to the food market myself
38:05
and I'm and picking the produce other
38:07
humble of it he says. Mess.
38:10
I say. No. One else.
38:13
It's quite the right shovels. Ah,
38:18
Gosh, You know I'm. Now.
38:21
That you make be account for the places
38:23
I frequent. It seems like a lonely life.
38:27
Listen to me, is your sql A
38:29
lot of my to a lot of
38:31
people who are right. The.
38:33
And a lot of people were really. That.
38:35
Like you very much. and when he dead and. Know
38:38
I wouldn't want me alive so I can pay
38:40
up. Wow! I'm. I'm just saying
38:42
if. We seek medical use.
38:45
It wouldn't be the most unbelievable things have happened
38:47
to you. And I wish I
38:49
could say you were wrong, but or regrettably you
38:51
are right. Although I do really my lucky is
38:54
really is on the turn. On
38:56
after all, I found you didn't
38:58
I? Now. We signed him
39:00
and been bed slicing off
39:03
Espnu. thrive. Cause
39:05
married this easing qe more of an accidental
39:08
deaths than a than a fake matter More.
39:10
Think murder can actually be coins.
39:12
So not only. Would. It. In
39:15
homes are I'm. Are.
39:17
Potential fame among all the wrong sort
39:20
of people. A city. But
39:23
something public swimming undeniably
39:25
in a violent no
39:27
no chance of survival.
39:30
Us or thing who has colored
39:32
quite well a mass. Why
39:35
if? We got a to announce
39:37
it. You were of an
39:40
an auction. You're going
39:42
to sell off your state to cover your
39:44
gambling notes. That would get a lot of
39:46
people out there who wanna know where you
39:48
are. Old times. Of. Ss.
39:52
Go on. One of us pretends to
39:54
be an aggrieved party, assuming no basis
39:57
to the punch, of course, The
40:00
eyes of a pistol. Loose powder
40:02
explosion. No bullet in it, of
40:04
course. You go
40:06
down. Little bladder a
40:08
pig's blood squeeze way squeeze
40:10
heavens. He's. Dead have.
40:13
Older. Are we
40:15
going to get that bloody great bell to ring? You
40:19
know, That. The Bellwether Crematorium.
40:21
Of those that long, I mean,
40:24
someone dies. I'm not blood. yeah,
40:26
I suppose her rather who? hard
40:28
to fool the death of Moon
40:31
It we could week now stick
40:33
with me on this. We could.
40:36
Hire somebody to be your body
40:38
double. And then murdered them.
40:41
Ah a will him. Gosh,
40:43
I mean, who would sign up for
40:46
that to be murdered? Sounds horrible amidst.
40:49
A can see you're new to this. Is
40:52
the concept is not to reveal. They
40:55
are you going to kill them A
40:57
gambling terms you can think of, it
40:59
is a nice meal. slave. Oh Harvey
41:02
is not an Isis and Knife or
41:04
a gun. Couple of. Ball.
41:07
Oh, I'm aware, I don't. I feel
41:10
about the idea of some poor sap
41:12
and getting kicking. The back is in
41:14
my play. Some. Orange
41:17
juice just thrown out there. If you're
41:19
squeamish, that's fine. We'll
41:21
I guess is it the is
41:23
The only way I well do
41:25
you have access to a bleeding
41:28
great bell that we can also
41:30
ring at the same time the
41:32
someone site murders if. I.
41:34
Do Not have access to a bleeding
41:37
Trait Bell You have me right now.
41:39
I'm a site somebody comes to ask
41:41
as you go. Problem? Problems.
41:43
Are things that we south. With
41:45
ingenuity, Sometimes
41:47
blatant. great bowels, Zero
41:50
A sort of feel like until can
41:52
load of for console of his. Can
41:54
I just get a vibe? Checkers with
41:56
side. Effects of
41:58
such a pain. Originating right
42:01
now and levels of gets
42:03
me. I mean. Kill. Someone
42:05
don't sell some one that boasts
42:07
workable city since. Your.
42:11
The plan. Would.
42:13
Yes of well I I I
42:15
I think it's a marvelous about
42:17
an auction would certainly bring out
42:19
some a job. As with it's
42:21
it's public. I'm but not to
42:23
publicly are. A
42:26
lot of people would see it. some. It's.
42:28
Especially your mystery would be.
42:31
Murder as right? Yes,
42:33
I'd rather think they would be there
42:35
were owed least have eyes their I'm
42:37
I'm certain they would never appear themselves.
42:41
Know but up? With. They would. Lose.
42:44
Announced. They might use the opportunity to
42:46
assassinate you the option as they want to
42:48
kids and haven't appeared in public for. A
42:50
while price eighties a risk. I suppose
42:53
I must run. You may not
42:55
be the only ones out to kill me. Or.
42:57
You just let the body double. Yes,
43:00
Get. Done in the ass for that. Yes,
43:05
I'm liking it more and more of
43:07
the more I think about being murdered,
43:09
if only convenient, not being murdered business.
43:12
Yes, what's more convincing than an actual
43:14
murder? Although.
43:16
I suppose it's it creates another problem
43:18
in that. Is the body doubles
43:21
with will have to be convincingly. Like
43:24
me and someone who doesn't mind
43:26
dying. How would you and
43:28
minor detail that that last bit
43:30
from says you worry about that
43:33
will worry about ah. But.
43:35
I had a I buy my to. I mean
43:37
don't why mob I'm on board. I'm on
43:39
board. Whatever. whatever your plan is, I am. I
43:41
like his jokes and I'll I'll I'll go along
43:44
with whatever it is. You don't know that the
43:46
gravity tells a day and maybe it's best.
43:48
Maybe it's best I'm I see. Maybe it's best
43:50
that are. You Tell me what I'm doing. Ah,
43:52
and I promise I'll do whatever I need
43:54
to do to get out of this town. That
43:57
godforsaken town allies. Or
43:59
I will note leaders. dead. This is
44:01
gonna be very awkward for you mate but we're about to have
44:03
a team huddle. Right okay.
44:06
So anything you do over here? No
44:08
you didn't. Of course of course as
44:11
I say as the two. Alright
44:13
I'll see you later. Either we're
44:15
talking we go to a butcher's just get
44:18
a load of pig guts put them down
44:20
his shirt open him up everyone goes whirr
44:22
somebody hits a massive bell so
44:25
it seems legitimate or we are talking
44:27
actually finding a body double and then murdering
44:29
them. I'm frankly uneasy. If
44:32
it were I mean if it were fully up to me
44:34
you know exactly what I'd be doing. Fuse
44:37
up, roll it in. Job
44:40
done. Yeah yeah. Um hmm
44:44
I'm not dead against bringing in
44:46
the body double and
44:49
killing him. Maybe
44:52
we could maybe we could find someone who you
44:54
know the city would be better off without if
44:56
we take a trip to
44:58
local jail maybe find someone. It's
45:01
a real nasty sort who happens to resemble
45:04
Cornelius Bagshot. Right
45:06
size right Bill doesn't have to be identical. Right
45:09
if we uh. No. Dress him
45:11
right. Keep him at distance. Get
45:13
him right. Yeah yeah
45:16
yeah nothing left after a bomb right but he doesn't
45:18
have to look anything like him. I knew
45:21
that. I
45:25
knew he had that bomb for a reason. I
45:27
just had it you know some some days you
45:29
just wake up and think I'm
45:32
gonna need a bomb for this one. Yeah
45:34
you were right you were right okay great
45:37
body double. Body double?
45:39
Bomb assassination. Bomb assassination.
45:41
Body double. Get Cornelius
45:43
out of town. Oh god
45:46
it's nice when the kids are out the house. It's
45:50
so simple there's no robot nonsense.
45:53
I shall invent a new type
45:55
of mechanical wonderful
45:57
dying man would
45:59
be useful now, don't you be fair. Yeah,
46:01
in fairness. From
46:04
over your arms in the huddle you noticed that
46:06
uh that Cornelius is sort of going, is
46:09
uh I'm rather nervous about um still
46:11
being out in public, are we approaching the end of
46:13
the uh um the the
46:15
the planning session? We are yeah.
46:18
Marvelous, would you mind just just quickly, so what
46:21
is it, what did you settle on? Um I promise
46:23
I won't mind, I won't balk of
46:25
whatever you ever you propose, I'm
46:27
a desperate man. Maybe it's better that you
46:29
don't know all the details and you just do what
46:31
we tell you. Yeah, fair enough, well what
46:33
shall I do? Well let's get out of
46:35
here I suppose, let's go. You
46:38
need to organize our auction. Yes. Turn
46:40
out some invites. Yes of course. Yes, uh
46:42
how many people, how big and where at
46:45
my home uh somewhere else? How many people do
46:47
you owe money to? Ah,
46:52
I would say there are two
46:57
in fairness, three uh uh
47:00
individuals uh with whom my debts
47:02
may be called somewhat excessive.
47:05
All right let's call it 15 invitees,
47:09
they'll get suspicious if it's only them, you need
47:11
other people who are looking to acquire some uh
47:13
property from a desperate man. Yes,
47:15
yes, yes, should it be uh
47:18
should should the auction be public or invite only?
47:22
Invite only. Right, okay yes
47:25
and and at my home? Zilla,
47:27
you're on security a lot of time. What's
47:30
your home Mike? Oh um
47:32
well it's a
47:35
comfortable um bachelor's accommodation,
47:37
um it's uh it's in bright
47:39
stone. He goes on to describe
47:41
a uh a house,
47:47
what's it called when it's not detached? A
47:50
terrorist? A terrorist, yes. Like a
47:52
townhouse? Yes, a terrorist townhouse. Okay,
47:55
a terrorist townhouse. How
47:57
bomb proof are the walls? I
48:00
think it's going to be
48:02
easier to control in
48:04
a house than in
48:07
a public setting. I think so,
48:09
yeah. In a courtyard. Let's go.
48:11
Let's take it to your house. Yes, of
48:13
course. How will you smuggle me there? I don't wish
48:15
to be seen. I
48:19
mean, the bin's got wheels on it. It's not
48:21
pretty, but the bin has wheels. That's what the cogs
48:23
are. No one's going to look nice. Check the cogs.
48:26
There we go. Yep, cool. Okay. It's
48:29
not as noisy as you wheel it along. Are
48:32
we on the top with one of those pushed in? Yeah,
48:36
you see saw this bin over
48:40
to Cornelius' home. Okay. And
48:42
he lets you in. It's sparsely furnished,
48:45
but the furniture that there is is quite nice.
48:48
He's pretty well to do. I
48:51
do most of my work from home.
48:53
He shows you his study. He does
48:55
indeed show you these anonymized accounts from
48:57
this mysterious group. There's very little
48:59
you can glean from them. It's just rows
49:01
of numbers and coded
49:04
letters. There's almost no information
49:07
on them. And he, I suppose, gets
49:09
to work writing out the invites. Is
49:12
there anything you wish to do to prepare
49:14
or to plan for the auction? Should we
49:17
say the date is set for tomorrow? Sounds
49:19
good. Cool. So
49:21
if there's anything in the intervening time
49:24
you want to get on with, you
49:26
can. The plan now will flash back
49:28
later, right? Exactly. Or we can
49:30
just jump straight there. I would
49:33
like to try and talk
49:37
to somebody about having a wagon
49:39
out the back. Just hire
49:41
a horse and trap so
49:43
we can smuggle him out at the city limits.
49:47
Yeah, that's fine. I don't even
49:49
really feel that that requires a
49:51
role. Not from you, Kazimir. If
49:54
anyone can secure a horse and trap
49:57
for 24 hours time, no questions
49:59
asked. Yeah, that's fine. Thank
50:01
you. I talked to my associate
50:03
zip horse Zip
50:08
carts would have been better wouldn't it? Oh Nothing
50:12
would have been better than zippo Here's
50:17
how I imagine the auction working because you
50:19
don't typically have a stage in in someone
50:21
you know like a stage or a plinth
50:23
or whatever in a in a home, but
50:25
we want some physical distance between the audience
50:27
and And there would
50:29
you know, there's soon to be murdered.
50:31
So we need one of those as well Well,
50:34
we also 24
50:37
hours. Yeah, I'm just
50:40
imagining the layout of the house and If
50:43
Cornelius was to appear out Cornelius was to
50:45
appear a window or on a you
50:47
know Balcony back connect kind of thing
50:49
to you know, maybe run the auction because
50:51
he will be the auctioneer. I see.
50:54
Oh Why don't we say that
50:56
out the back of yeah Well,
50:59
yeah, why don't we say the out
51:01
the rear of the property? Yes a communal
51:03
garden yard. Okay Yeah,
51:07
sort of communal yard with some trees
51:09
and some bits of grass
51:12
and stuff And wagon
51:14
that you're gonna have waiting Kazanir. That's now going to be out the front Great,
51:19
but that's fine if you okay. Okay,
51:21
great somewhere that Cornelius can address
51:23
the crowd From run the
51:25
auction from and they're there to buy the house, right?
51:27
They're there to kind of look at
51:30
the property So kind of make sense. Is
51:32
it an auction of his house? It's
51:34
his estate, right? It's
51:36
a fire sale on everything. He knows.
51:38
Yeah, he's in so much debt It'll
51:40
be everything everything must go. Yeah Okay,
51:44
and then we also need to acquire a body
51:46
double Trifling
51:49
matter. I can't believe we started with or
51:51
some so sorry Oh
51:57
So the body double I almost is an
51:59
afterthought We need a
52:01
secure... OK, let's see... It's
52:04
one thing to glibly talk about doing a murder in
52:06
a pub, it's another thing to actually start planning it,
52:08
isn't it? Yep, yep, yep. Well,
52:11
we want a real low life,
52:14
real scum of the city. I'm
52:16
about to propose breaking into a
52:18
jail and breaking out a terrible,
52:20
terrible murderer. That
52:24
seems like a lot of work. Yeah,
52:27
it's, you know... So much work. That's
52:29
not a legwork. That's a whole pre-heist
52:32
before the heist. We can do that
52:34
if you want, or, you know... You
52:37
might say that the very worst scumbags aren't in jail
52:39
yet. So you're
52:41
proposing we become vigilantes on
52:43
police streets? Oh, sorry, is
52:46
that beyond the pale? Yeah,
52:48
yeah. Oh, I want to be
52:50
vigilant. Vigilante is the reason you draw the
52:52
line. I'm just thinking of
52:54
time, I'm just thinking of how long we've
52:56
got. What if we just found somebody
52:59
absolutely hammered at the docks? You
53:02
know? Yeah. Like,
53:05
for all we know, the tide could have
53:07
come in and they might not have noticed, and
53:10
they would have been washed out to it, so... You
53:12
want to find someone that would almost certainly
53:14
die anyway? Yeah, yeah,
53:17
yeah. It's like karmically sort of
53:19
a zero-sum game. Loophole.
53:24
That's how the mathematics of morality
53:26
works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Dilla's
53:29
got dock-working family, and I think
53:31
it's very uncomfortable with... Oh,
53:33
right, yeah, that's fine. ...go scooping up a
53:35
poor Arozian refinery worker or dock worker or
53:37
what have you, and... I'm
53:40
so sorry. ...partner-most. That
53:42
was, yeah. It's okay, it's okay. This
53:44
is what I think the morally proper
53:47
thing to do is go
53:49
out tonight and
53:53
wait till we get set upon, and then
53:55
we'll... Oh, lovely.
53:57
And then they'll deserve it.
53:59
There we go, there we go. Go
54:04
out and wait to get set up on, that's a cool idea.
54:07
Yeah, cool. Nella's going
54:09
to, she's going to be wearing a frilly
54:11
dress and be
54:15
carrying a valuable looking
54:17
purse. I'm picturing the
54:19
strong sister from Encanto. Yeah,
54:21
I'm picturing Batman's parents. She's
54:24
going to have a big show each day with pearls
54:27
and be like, oh I sure hope no one
54:29
catches me in crime alley. Yeah,
54:32
look, crime alley this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:34
Of course, why didn't we think of it? Let's
54:36
go to crime alley. Yes. We're
54:38
looking for scumbags, we go to crime alley. In
54:41
Vollisport you'll have to be more specific, but
54:43
Casimir does know a few alley ways that
54:45
you almost certainly cannot walk from one end
54:47
of the alley to... Great,
54:49
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54:51
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54:53
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technically I don't come from here. about
56:00
the world at the door if they're
56:02
ever to unravel the truth at the
56:04
heart of the seemingly nondescript town. It's
56:06
not front page of the Suss-eye-star who...
56:08
I follow up the today's instalment of
56:10
the news to see what the front
56:12
page actually is. There's a big picture
56:15
of a pumpkin that's been stepped on.
56:17
And it says Outrage as Pumpkin Step-on.
56:20
Storybreaker Season 1 in its entirety is available
56:23
for listening right now wherever you get your
56:25
podcasts. With Season 2 on the way. Find
56:28
out more at dicebreaker.com. I'm
56:30
going to make some
56:32
hasty alterations to one of Barnaby's tuxedos.
56:36
By which I'm going to put one on and
56:38
then go like that so it rips at the
56:40
shoulders. Yeah, that'll find us. Otherwise, it's going to
56:42
be walking around like that. Barnaby sees you do
56:44
it and goes, aww, put that over that. Don't
56:46
worry about it, big man. Alright, cool. Well,
56:49
so it's the night before. Okay,
56:52
well, you tell me how this is panning out. We'll
56:54
do a little mini score. Okay, oh
56:57
yeah, mini pre-hiced. Okay, well,
56:59
yeah, I've snagged a
57:01
sort of frilly high
57:03
neck ruffled gown from somewhere. Got
57:06
the pearls on. And
57:09
I'm looking as physically unintimidating as
57:11
possible, which is very difficult. You
57:14
know, try to slouch and sort of be
57:17
demure and then we go to Crime
57:20
Alley. Yeah. And sort of...
57:22
Walk up and down. And then you can
57:24
sort of mooch around, one ruff and
57:26
down, talking about how valuable my
57:29
pearl necklace is. Mm-hmm.
57:32
Sure. Kathermear, are you here as well or
57:34
is it as ill? Oh, absolutely, yeah. I'm in my tuxedo. I'm
57:36
whistling a tumeless tune and saying,
57:39
I am so glad that
57:42
we finally got those pearls ensured.
57:44
Because, you know, if they went,
57:46
we'd be right. Yeah. It
57:48
would practically be a victimless crime. How much are
57:50
they insured for again? I can't
57:52
remember the value. Oh, you
57:54
know what? It was... It
57:57
was... What are even the... What's even the
57:59
currency? here I forget a
58:01
coin a coin so
58:03
many coins or so
58:05
many well I'm
58:07
familiar with them I have several of them
58:09
in this fine jacket make
58:13
me I don't know what you're gonna call this
58:15
but I guess you'll have to figure something out
58:17
make me a role for luring a foot
58:20
for trying to get mugged I guess trying
58:23
to get mugged I'm gonna call this
58:25
hunt yeah I'll also let's make
58:27
it a hunt I don't have any dice
58:35
in it so any dots in it I can
58:37
help you for free oh okay great
58:39
for score I can help somebody no twice
58:41
per score I can help somebody for free
58:43
yeah without taking any okay have an extra
58:45
die all right roll well because I got
58:48
a four okay
58:51
we're just marching up and down the street just
58:54
sort of on a patrol you
58:56
have succeeded in your
58:59
plan as you are walking up and down
59:01
promenading up and down crime alley you
59:04
both I mean you're you know by this point
59:06
you're both familiar with the you know the sort
59:08
of netherworld of Volusport you both know
59:11
it's a very obvious shadow sort of moving
59:13
in the in in the in
59:15
a murky corner and suddenly
59:17
out in front of you with a with a with
59:19
a pointy little knife jumps a jumps
59:22
a fellow you're all the four they
59:24
say here's the complication physically he
59:26
doesn't appear to be much of a match for
59:28
Cornelius bag shot he's he's short
59:31
and very wiry and he's in a sort of
59:34
crouch position and he goes freeze
59:38
your pearls all your life this
59:40
one yeah look at
59:42
Casimir like what are
59:45
you talking about I said your pearls all your life and
59:47
I'm over I straight over
59:49
and grasped him by the throat Yeah
59:56
yeah, the knife sort
59:58
of falls weakly. Really? To
1:00:02
so. Sophisticated but he doesn't expect me
1:00:04
i am idea yeah, that's that's fine.
1:00:06
The actually audible. Those. Over him. And then
1:00:08
I souls away and. Go
1:00:11
Fuck. Of Ups. I
1:00:14
saw away a small, impressionable child who might
1:00:16
be having a formative moment is possibly sending
1:00:18
through a knife a vigilante justice. Go get
1:00:20
out of it. So. In Europe. Go.
1:00:25
Brilliance you leave thousand taxes we
1:00:28
the way that at with a
1:00:30
ne'er do wells a klutz did
1:00:32
you. Get.
1:00:37
A d Take him out unconscious because I.
1:00:40
Get my you're going to be I
1:00:42
know it exists cool for to I
1:00:44
guess right? I
1:00:46
think at this point we start
1:00:48
doing everything else by flashbacks I
1:00:51
catch idea yeah let's get says
1:00:53
ago planning only only for us
1:00:55
right young engagement role for him
1:00:57
then say we take it as
1:00:59
just the pre heists one yet
1:01:01
I was the free I did
1:01:03
the actual today Oh wait first
1:01:05
what kind of score is this
1:01:07
Do you think I'm which like
1:01:09
a reminder of the kindness sees
1:01:11
a Soap Stevens to a Targets.
1:01:14
The Movie some of that deceptions
1:01:16
low trickle, manipulate some of that
1:01:18
to Dallas trespass unseen approximately Data
1:01:20
supernatural power social because if I
1:01:22
have swayed or transport carry cargo
1:01:24
people three danger. Room
1:01:27
as as. That
1:01:29
have been on Mavis Transport is actually the
1:01:31
one that. As the plan isn't,
1:01:33
it arrived it yeah. Yeah.
1:01:36
Yeah. So. How ago? Or people
1:01:38
through danger? Of
1:01:41
yeah, not everyone has to make a. Little.
1:01:44
Must is danger and some people are going
1:01:46
to be carries toward it that much he
1:01:48
says. And it is vital that you carry
1:01:50
a purse and through this year. The.
1:01:52
Intense. Even. Consensually
1:01:55
of his That that is what it is.
1:01:57
There must be. some violence and since of this. Well
1:02:01
the detail I need is the root and
1:02:03
means that I I kind of feel it.
1:02:05
You have to provide it but maybe maybe
1:02:07
just explains began what is the root and
1:02:09
means by which you are going to buy
1:02:11
what you up the plot you are planning
1:02:14
on protecting Cornelius conceptually. three is we hold
1:02:16
an option. Yeah and. Then. Cornelius.
1:02:19
Ah, it appears to be
1:02:21
assassinated. Is a notion? Leave
1:02:24
immediately. Suing hop up yet we
1:02:26
spare him out the front door
1:02:28
into a cart and we could
1:02:30
whisk him to the railway station
1:02:33
like gather grow so ship. From
1:02:36
on high speed train out of of others
1:02:38
for thought. He gets make i
1:02:40
don't know and also yeah someone. Has to
1:02:42
die in order for the as the great.
1:02:44
Back. Off to told otherwise even
1:02:47
will know what paths of
1:02:49
and about Yes ssssss find
1:02:51
a bell So we did
1:02:53
everything about see found a
1:02:55
a taxi as url Their
1:02:57
life has a cool character
1:02:59
loads. I'm going
1:03:01
to have a word with going in
1:03:03
as assassins. Right depth, plenty of a
1:03:05
guy. Ah cool.
1:03:07
Save one day for sheer luck. Busy
1:03:09
busy can be bolder daring. Isn't
1:03:12
is always Is it originally complex? No
1:03:15
no one l A or a lake
1:03:17
house you dream of this is exposed
1:03:19
the vulnerability you hit them were their
1:03:22
we. The Throat.
1:03:24
Yes, specifically. Ff. Ff. Ff.
1:03:28
Ah a fragile body I'm feeling
1:03:30
know that our own other became
1:03:32
a defenses or preparations but also
1:03:34
know so keeping keeping keeping it
1:03:36
to can friends or contacts provide
1:03:38
aid can they. Mean
1:03:41
to be honest the feel people we bringing on
1:03:43
this the better. So I'm. Sure,
1:03:46
My because of at our enemies or
1:03:48
rivals involves. ah yes they're going to be
1:03:50
there to be. There is a risky ones.
1:03:52
I have a risky one. Dire. He.
1:03:55
We go. Oh
1:04:04
No. No
1:04:08
Or. Or
1:04:10
says the situation rather lay
1:04:12
out of the home so
1:04:14
he's got You Have got.
1:04:17
Lawn chairs out on that kind of
1:04:19
scrubby bit of communal land. A you
1:04:21
kind of arranged them in in rows
1:04:23
with the idea that most people at
1:04:25
the auction as I think you were
1:04:28
describing in your plan will be outside
1:04:30
the home itself. Meanwhile, on the the.
1:04:32
These. Chairs accountable facing towards the sort of
1:04:34
a French window. Yeah, a nice big French.
1:04:36
We know that that kind of opens out.
1:04:40
And. The guests are currently
1:04:42
filing through. You are a you
1:04:44
guests, Are you pretending to be?
1:04:46
Yes. Are you pretending to be
1:04:48
people in the home of the
1:04:50
acting have a So package. Yeah,
1:04:52
I say went with option
1:04:55
assistance. Your auction assistance yes
1:04:57
I'm so ever i rather sweaty and
1:04:59
nervous or Cornelius back shelters is ushering
1:05:01
people through to the homeowner. Yes I'm
1:05:03
an obvious after the bullet for me
1:05:06
to as I was under the Csu
1:05:08
garden. Take us take a seat anywhere
1:05:10
the off and will begin shortly people
1:05:12
up or filing through the home out
1:05:15
him to the garden but before they
1:05:17
get. To. The garden.
1:05:20
There. Is a loud thump from
1:05:22
outside and you realize that the
1:05:24
he says he realized that someone
1:05:26
is escape their bonds. And
1:05:29
you to read the book. The fifth
1:05:31
of the people coming down the stairs
1:05:33
ah and suddenly streaking into the room
1:05:35
is there is your thief from last
1:05:38
night and they are making a beeline
1:05:40
straight for the front door. As I've been
1:05:42
saying and I've been oh yeah ever on the
1:05:44
day that oh no. Depicted
1:05:47
the toughest stop?
1:05:50
Yes, Yes, Oda
1:05:52
Oh nazis. In our house.
1:05:54
Zone Day of Iraq. Since Cornelius had
1:05:56
Cornelius didn't know about this person you're
1:05:59
tied to happen. Get the bonds when
1:06:01
super tight. said you wanted to like
1:06:03
keep details could alias only Adidas and
1:06:05
I like the essential soured. Yeah yeah
1:06:08
we didn't want to know as as he
1:06:10
does the details well here's a here's a
1:06:12
Dirty Details. Cornelia that dreams are
1:06:14
suffering and. Had
1:06:17
also makes a run for it. Doesn't
1:06:21
say side by side. With
1:06:23
this is right and that is the
1:06:25
situation. The. Oh
1:06:28
Wow. Okay, okay, I
1:06:30
know what. begin. Okay,
1:06:33
Well. I say said
1:06:35
see the kidnapped would be
1:06:38
see. Out into
1:06:40
this as a moral suggests. in
1:06:42
the street or in the house,
1:06:45
right? Now in the house it's of ass
1:06:47
the it's all cracked ribs if it is
1:06:49
not on the doorstep. And which case on
1:06:51
a let him let him escape the
1:06:53
front door and then tackle him on
1:06:56
the front steps. Okay, cool. I'm
1:06:58
finally when you're hundred may be
1:07:00
heading to see them difference maybe
1:07:03
role for that. While
1:07:06
you're what you're reading, that cause of what's your,
1:07:08
what's your thinking. I would
1:07:10
like to look around the room
1:07:12
and make sure that nobody dies
1:07:14
guessing ideas and trying to take
1:07:16
this as a a fine opportune
1:07:18
moments to to our our good
1:07:20
friend in February. Six
1:07:23
two boxes of load stray off the
1:07:25
bat and gesture. Or a pistol? In
1:07:27
a damn well I'm just like I'm
1:07:29
gonna so stand next to Coney this
1:07:32
is gathering be like. Everybody.
1:07:34
Become them. Cool. Very
1:07:36
cool. That's great. No need to have that.
1:07:39
He. Took the load us. brilliant. That says Zilla.
1:07:41
How did you do? I want to six
1:07:43
so. I. Can doing this your would
1:07:45
be mugu. Fifth, possibly that their legs are
1:07:47
all cramped up from having been stuffed in
1:07:50
a in a cupboard or or something up
1:07:52
says they are not as fast or as
1:07:54
powerful as you. You easily bring them down.
1:07:57
and yeah have the months more by
1:07:59
the Say,
1:08:03
I really am somewhat sorry
1:08:05
about this. Yeah, you feel you want to form
1:08:07
any kind of emotional bond with them, they might
1:08:09
talk back. No, I'm squeezing them,
1:08:11
squeezing the breath out. I
1:08:14
really am sorry. If you'd stayed asleep, you wouldn't
1:08:17
have woken up before we exploded you, so think
1:08:19
on that. And then he's
1:08:21
unconscious. Yeah, he's unconscious. He's unconscious before
1:08:23
he could say anything humanising, that's good.
1:08:25
Okay. Yeah, I'm going to
1:08:27
go, shh, shh, shh. You're hush now, hush now. No
1:08:30
redeeming qualities, please. Don't be a dairy. Don't do
1:08:32
a voice for God's sake. Don't
1:08:35
do a voice, don't mention a family member.
1:08:38
I love of God, don't give him
1:08:40
a name. And
1:08:43
then I head for the servants entrance, which is
1:08:45
in the basement of course. Yeah,
1:08:47
that's fine. There's a... You can re-enter the
1:08:49
house from the different... Yeah, you've got a
1:08:51
downstairs entrance to the front. Yeah,
1:08:54
so you can just pop down there
1:08:56
and you're in there unseen. Okay, I
1:08:58
bundled him back into the building. Meanwhile,
1:09:01
Kazimir, you pull your pistols and
1:09:03
step towards Cornelius. The whole
1:09:05
room, there is a definite hubbub. Everyone
1:09:09
is sort of panicking. No one is quite sure. Most
1:09:12
of the people who've shown up are
1:09:15
clearly estate
1:09:17
agents, house flippers, property
1:09:21
speculators, that
1:09:23
kind of thing. But there are a
1:09:25
few individuals, Kazimir, that your
1:09:27
discerning eye identifies as not
1:09:29
what you would call the usual crowd. In
1:09:32
particular, a very large and burly
1:09:35
shaved headed gentleman who you now
1:09:38
realize was in fact making a
1:09:40
very smooth beeline
1:09:43
towards Cornelius and stops as
1:09:46
you raise the pistols. Don't get
1:09:48
any bright ideas, my friend. You
1:09:50
just stay right there and we're going to have
1:09:52
ourselves a lovely little auction as
1:09:54
soon as things come back down, all right? A
1:09:57
lovely auction is exactly what I
1:09:59
am. I am here for. Lovely.
1:10:03
Well then you'll be willing to take your seat, won't you?
1:10:06
Yes. For the auction. Yes.
1:10:09
I would suggest everybody who is interested
1:10:11
in the lovely auction takes
1:10:14
their seat. I shall just
1:10:16
have a little word with our good friend
1:10:18
Cornelius here to remind him which lot is
1:10:20
up first, of course. And
1:10:23
then we shall proceed. Great. As
1:10:26
the crowd sort of... there's a bit of...
1:10:31
But you know what, this kind of thing
1:10:33
is actually quite common in property auctions. It
1:10:36
tends to be weird circumstances where anything
1:10:39
can happen down on their luck individuals,
1:10:42
that sort of thing. So as everyone is finally out
1:10:44
into the garden, you also notice Kazimir. Another
1:10:47
one who's clearly not part of the usual crowd is
1:10:49
a woman with a cloak and she's keeping her hood up.
1:10:52
And just as she sidles out, she's
1:10:55
just going to look over to Cornelius and
1:10:57
she's just going to say, Bag shop. One
1:10:59
question. Do you have
1:11:01
our money? Are you going to have our money by the
1:11:03
end of the day? No, no, no, no, no. He's
1:11:08
looking at you, Kazimir. You're so confident.
1:11:10
Of course he is. Look at this fine house. Look
1:11:12
at all these fine people with
1:11:15
their checkbooks and
1:11:17
their bank accounts and
1:11:20
their small chain of... Travelers checks. Here
1:11:25
that way, Yozi. Don't worry. I'm here to
1:11:27
see to that. She lets her
1:11:29
stare linger on Cornelius for a
1:11:31
moment later and then she also
1:11:34
saunters out towards the garden and
1:11:36
people start taking their places. When
1:11:38
everyone is out of the house, Cornelius slams
1:11:40
the shutters of the French window shut.
1:11:43
So you are now hidden from
1:11:45
the view of the garden and turns to you, Kazimir. Who
1:11:50
was that man? Is
1:11:53
he one of your gang? Yes,
1:11:55
he is. Right. I see. So
1:11:57
what are we going to do?
1:12:00
That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's his first
1:12:02
job, he's a little bit nervous, that's why
1:12:04
he ran away. You know, he gets his
1:12:06
dicky tummy when he's nervous, you know. Oh.
1:12:08
Um, he didn't make a mess upstairs, did
1:12:10
he? No, that's entirely why he was
1:12:12
running out into the street. He
1:12:15
holds you in such high regard, and
1:12:17
he is eager to flee. Now,
1:12:19
what do you want me to do? Well, this
1:12:22
is the thing. We've decided to combine our
1:12:24
plans. We have managed to locate a very
1:12:26
large bell. It is hidden away, so don't
1:12:28
you worry about a thing. We've
1:12:31
got someone up there who's going to strike it when
1:12:33
the time is right. Oh, right, of course. It will
1:12:35
be just like somebody died in your
1:12:37
garden. Right. So what we're
1:12:39
going to do, this guy, fine
1:12:42
actor, we're going to get him in some of
1:12:44
your garb. If you've got
1:12:46
maybe eight to twelve pairs
1:12:48
of insoles, we'll need those, because he is lacking
1:12:50
a little bit of height on you, good sir.
1:12:53
That was my... He was to
1:12:55
play me in the role of the... Oh,
1:12:58
he still is. He's going to
1:13:00
go out there, my good friend. I see.
1:13:04
Then we shall pretend to kill
1:13:06
him. Right. Then bong, and in
1:13:08
the ensuing chaos, where did we say you
1:13:10
were going to be? Ah ha ha, yes.
1:13:15
By the front door, it really is
1:13:17
to be bundled into the cart. The
1:13:19
zip cart, that's right. Yes. And
1:13:22
then it's off to Gaddock, and away
1:13:24
you go, all right? Yes, yes. Gosh,
1:13:27
I'm rather nervous. I wonder if I
1:13:30
might be permitted a little drink. No.
1:13:39
Look, there's nothing against you. I'm
1:13:42
sure you are a man of
1:13:44
temperance in all things, except
1:13:46
obviously gambling. It's just
1:13:48
that when you've worked
1:13:50
with some of the people with whom I work, you
1:13:53
get a bit superstitious about letting people crack
1:13:56
into the top shelf too early on. Got it?
1:13:59
Yes. The I live over there is
1:14:01
the small chance that I would I
1:14:03
lose my head is almost as a
1:14:05
as a as as get your the
1:14:07
experts. Drosophila music.
1:14:10
I'm. right? Well
1:14:12
others I'll follow your lead. What have
1:14:14
you need just to say. I'm.
1:14:20
At this by I don't really know the zealots back
1:14:22
sir in the back of my head and as a
1:14:24
voices guy night. Portions.
1:14:27
Are have! We've got a. Lot.
1:14:30
Yeah, I guess I've made my way up the as
1:14:32
servants that ice. Incognito!
1:14:36
To the and uttered the. A
1:14:38
full we the holding. The. Theme song.
1:14:40
Yet beforehand The drawing room?
1:14:43
Okay, and. Thought the
1:14:45
as planned. Prices.
1:14:48
Is attempted escape and I'm
1:14:50
stuffing him into ah into
1:14:53
one a Cornelius Is Seats.
1:14:56
Is. He unconscious still keys. oh yeah,
1:14:58
fully and consistent. Aca yep, expanded
1:15:00
our. And. The and of Dad
1:15:02
did. And. I tied him
1:15:04
up properly this time i stuffing none
1:15:06
of us in i do said is
1:15:09
from tibet in into one of cooney
1:15:11
this is seats to kind of part
1:15:13
amount make him look bigger. A
1:15:16
nice and and then I made my way down
1:15:18
South downstairs. Or I'm where we do. What
1:15:20
do we do? a role for those? An assistant, For
1:15:23
the. Success of the
1:15:25
dressing table? Yeah, cause to
1:15:27
and push yourself? flush. Would
1:15:31
be nice to. Usual things.
1:15:34
Flashback: Thirty is is an
1:15:36
exceptionally fine mattress being there.
1:15:38
Sir Yes sir, No sir
1:15:40
feathers I yell Isps I
1:15:43
think we got everything. In
1:15:45
hands. To be honest, I suspect
1:15:47
it's to Tamera So corny a
1:15:50
seat or anything like that. And
1:15:52
concise. Yeah, I. Push
1:15:56
myself though, because it would be nice if
1:15:58
things went smoothly for a little while. So
1:16:02
I'm going to call that
1:16:04
a thinness, I don't know, sort of...
1:16:07
Quite fine to me. Fiddly isn't it? It's kind of
1:16:10
sort of tinker-y, maybe it's more of a tinker-y thing.
1:16:12
I mean, I've got no dots in either
1:16:14
so it's a
1:16:16
bit academic if you like. So
1:16:18
if you've got no dots and you're
1:16:20
pushing yourself, then take one
1:16:22
D and
1:16:25
also take two stress. And two stress.
1:16:27
Alright. Okay. That's a
1:16:29
three. Okay, that's
1:16:31
a failure. Cool. And
1:16:34
two stress. Rub it.
1:16:36
That's rough. That's a rough
1:16:38
game. Yeah, that's rough. Never
1:16:41
mind, it's fine. We will overcome,
1:16:43
we will prevail. Kazimir, what you
1:16:45
see is Zilla slightly out of
1:16:47
breath walking into the drawing
1:16:50
room where you and Cornelius are waiting. She's
1:16:53
holding your ne'er-do-well still by the
1:16:55
throat and he is just trailing
1:16:57
feathers. They are kind of, as
1:16:59
Zilla has lifted him, they
1:17:02
are just sort of starting to fall
1:17:04
out. So
1:17:07
you've got a ne'er-do-well
1:17:10
in Cornelius' clothes, the
1:17:13
buttons are sort of done up slightly askew, and
1:17:16
there's a tear in one of
1:17:18
the arms, but it's very baggy
1:17:21
on this criminal. Not
1:17:24
my best work. No, we can work with
1:17:26
this. We can work with this. Think,
1:17:28
think. They're all in the garden,
1:17:30
right? Yep. Right. Get every
1:17:33
light on in the house. Get this guy a
1:17:35
lantern. He steps out. They're
1:17:37
all dazzled. They can't see him clearly.
1:17:39
He's just a silhouette. Okay. Yeah.
1:17:45
Go. I'm going to take a box of load and
1:17:47
produce a lantern. Yep, that's fine. Go. Like
1:17:51
a big proper, like, big, yeah, dorm
1:17:54
lantern. You took it off of a
1:17:56
whaling ship. It's supposed
1:17:58
to signal to shore. It's enormously
1:18:01
heavy but I apologize to Zilla
1:18:03
again for bringing so
1:18:05
much trouble to the docks at first. Oh,
1:18:07
it's poor! I
1:18:09
cannot say conclusively that I did not take
1:18:11
this from somebody you care about, but if
1:18:14
it happens that I did,
1:18:16
I will return it, I will apologize
1:18:18
and I will buy them a
1:18:21
month's supply of oil. Fair. Fair.
1:18:23
Okay. Great. Alright. Yes.
1:18:26
Now let's just kill this unsuspecting criminal. Yes! Cool.
1:18:31
So remind me what's happening with the
1:18:33
lantern, Kazenia. Remind me of the plan.
1:18:36
So we're gonna... the idea is we
1:18:39
want, you know, our mark to
1:18:41
appear holding the lantern up. Wait
1:18:43
a minute. No, the lantern needs to be behind him. He
1:18:46
needs to be silhouetted. Oh, yeah.
1:18:48
Well, one of us positioned
1:18:50
the lantern behind. That's how the
1:18:52
lantern works. Yeah. It's a silhouette
1:18:54
of him. And then... so
1:18:56
maybe we should turn all the lights off. Yep.
1:18:59
That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I'm freaking out. What kind
1:19:01
of day do you want it to be? Yeah,
1:19:03
what kind of day is it? Bloomly dark. Up
1:19:05
the yard. Getting darker. It's dark. It's
1:19:07
dark. Okay. It's dark. Yeah.
1:19:09
It's only early evening but it gets dark
1:19:11
quick. Dusky. Okay, cool. The
1:19:14
hour of change, perhaps. No
1:19:16
one ever remembers which one's it. Yeah, it could be.
1:19:18
It's definitely the hour of change. Why not? Yeah. We're
1:19:22
going to poorly lit Cornelius as he
1:19:24
steps out onto the French window sort of
1:19:27
area. And silhouetted
1:19:29
him, in fact, with a lantern. And
1:19:33
then I presume almost immediately detonate him.
1:19:38
I'm going to go and vomit him. Yeah. Yeah.
1:19:42
As you're formulating this plan, there's
1:19:44
a kind of knock on
1:19:46
the door from outside from the garden. Oh, okay. I'll
1:19:49
go and answer the door as an
1:19:51
auction assistant. Yeah. It's
1:19:53
one of the estate agency looking
1:19:56
types. Yes, hello. Excuse
1:19:58
me. Yes. Oh
1:20:00
am I a given to believe
1:20:02
Mister Mister Cornelius you there. For.
1:20:05
Their what do you mean either alone is
1:20:07
preparing for the auction. Rights.
1:20:10
The. Guy ah of my am I right
1:20:12
in thinking that the this property is is
1:20:14
is is the thing that is that in
1:20:17
fact up for auction Everything that Brooks and
1:20:19
that especially this property I see and is
1:20:21
the reason we're not allowed to walk around
1:20:23
this. I really would like to work or
1:20:25
take some measurements see the state of the
1:20:28
Us. At.
1:20:32
Thrive but I but I haven't seen it is
1:20:34
the i think. It's
1:20:36
a side of fries sir. I heard from
1:20:39
across the room. View
1:20:41
on. Is how someone else who bet on this house
1:20:43
you know what felt that he is like around is.
1:20:47
A strange ways around it. Orcs and know I'm.
1:20:49
Mouth. Six hundred Social atmosphere job.
1:20:52
Air what are you by the ask their
1:20:54
dogs know of yourself if you're so case
1:20:56
it's a host and so as not been
1:20:59
a movie. Rights.
1:21:04
Like a few urlacher and. Sweet.
1:21:07
And will I? Ah, God.
1:21:09
I love. These
1:21:13
documents I'd like to say
1:21:16
the I had a rifle
1:21:18
through our Cornelius Is affects
1:21:20
earlier. And I've taken blueprints
1:21:22
of the house. Yep! Yep, that's
1:21:24
going on to push into his chest. So
1:21:26
yeah so grab their birthright sterile the blueprints
1:21:29
of the house as conceal the particulars. Renard
1:21:31
survey was done not two years ago so
1:21:33
I believe I still valid civil the purpose
1:21:35
of this options and is my good friend
1:21:37
associate says if you don't want nails don't
1:21:40
been on it might push him out into
1:21:42
got a school and presumably desert adore. dramatic
1:21:44
door slamming and app that on the floor
1:21:46
was at Yes As you peek through the
1:21:49
kind of slots for the french windows you
1:21:51
can you can see that he sees taking
1:21:53
the. Blueprints back and nice. kind of like these
1:21:55
to put laid them out on the floor and
1:21:57
every one is kind of gathered round. conflict. Well,
1:22:01
most of them, some of them interest in
1:22:03
the floor plan. A few members of the
1:22:06
party yeah, I just saw have sat there
1:22:08
looking surly and looking extremely focused and intent
1:22:10
on the windows. And in fact I think
1:22:12
it's been long enough. You hear a shout
1:22:14
from the garden. It stays the early one
1:22:17
from before Cosmic huge. the south. Where's.
1:22:19
Our money back shop. I
1:22:23
think it's showtime. Make. Of Rice Mps
1:22:25
A. Or. I then. I'm.
1:22:28
Very. Well. What? What Am I do again? Stay.
1:22:31
By the front door of talking to Zola.
1:22:34
Oh. right? Sorry. A
1:22:36
new wanted a drink. If they
1:22:38
put down the decant a very
1:22:41
slowly and have assembled looking at
1:22:43
it's zenith I guess I would
1:22:45
let some. let's process. You
1:22:47
are. Asked. In
1:22:50
the photo, you're not upset that
1:22:53
he is unconscious. Yeah. Yeah.
1:22:55
Okay, I'm I've manhandling my resume.
1:22:57
The French windows, Minus ass
1:22:59
backwards with the arrive at rigged up
1:23:02
some sort of frame. Some.
1:23:04
Kind of frame from which we
1:23:06
can hang stay for some time.
1:23:08
I agree, I guess is sort
1:23:10
of puppetry rigging fast. Our eyes
1:23:12
set that aside to have flashbacks
1:23:14
and running os. I'm
1:23:17
doing some carpentry isn't and
1:23:19
I have erected a kind
1:23:21
of. Puppetry. Country.
1:23:24
Style it in the room ever with his
1:23:26
and it's a. Concealed
1:23:28
behind the curtain, concealed behind the
1:23:31
drapery. Thank you. Yes, that's fine,
1:23:33
too. Stressed. so that fine? yeah?
1:23:35
Give it may we. They got
1:23:38
the idea from one of the
1:23:40
bunnies. Hilarious stories about a weekend
1:23:42
devoted see once. Or
1:23:46
twice as bad as burn. It
1:23:48
is an absolute mad lad been
1:23:50
medically declared dead twice know knowing
1:23:53
since the such. Thoughts Yep,
1:23:55
That evening we will fail to
1:23:57
stick a coat hanger in our
1:23:59
friend. May we. Will
1:24:02
never know show. And hanging.
1:24:04
Hanging on that rail. Yes,
1:24:07
Oh yes of for for behind the
1:24:09
curtain you can have a wheel out
1:24:11
this as paralysis of and you fit
1:24:14
your daddy well into it. Comes
1:24:16
to yeah is there a kind of like
1:24:18
waving home? So of yeah why not. Yeah
1:24:20
Taken to stress or send a said school
1:24:22
I have for us to serve Macys Arms
1:24:25
Race school. Yes,
1:24:27
I am against up around as
1:24:29
I'm resembles. On profiteering him sort
1:24:31
of. Birmingham. Up. And.
1:24:34
Then. Again and that
1:24:36
we could get we should get Cornelius
1:24:38
to deny sort of for his voice
1:24:40
a little bit. Hello
1:24:44
good evening! Welcome friends to my. Is
1:24:46
I was needed scarcely cornelius so good.
1:24:48
lot of get you going to say
1:24:50
us to when on when we ready.
1:24:52
Oh my god I'll repeat after your
1:24:54
pizza. Me but loud projects. Successes
1:24:57
or I say we get
1:24:59
you, don't. Know
1:25:02
yet? What
1:25:04
is it? Looked like? Kansas is kind of. You know,
1:25:06
I was like bundles of dynamite. Kind of like that.
1:25:08
sort of. She. Bites just
1:25:10
sort of. Blacks. A
1:25:12
sort of in and like her. But. How modes.
1:25:15
Iron. Casing. The
1:25:17
typical cylinder with a big fees are
1:25:20
right. When. Harry Bomb like that's
1:25:22
how I knew it was cool. It's a
1:25:24
nice offer offer you the about it's great
1:25:26
famous quality score. Matte finish. you know like
1:25:28
you're the guy that with. Real.
1:25:31
Tip: Top quality bombs. I
1:25:33
suspect this morning also. ah, I'm desert use
1:25:36
the difference when I was standing in front
1:25:38
of a sort of on the ground floor
1:25:40
of the house because the garden is sort
1:25:42
of in the in a split level of
1:25:45
by doesn't he yells adults There's a kind
1:25:47
of some. Kind of. Trap.
1:25:49
Door into the basement so in
1:25:52
a. It like us on coal. The
1:25:54
exactly physical seller lists and as he
1:25:56
the calls settler. Yeah, and it's got
1:25:58
a very sturdy. trapdoor on it
1:26:01
that I have inspected and gauge
1:26:04
to be potentially bomb proof because
1:26:07
we're going to need somewhere to retreat
1:26:09
to when the bomb goes off.
1:26:11
Yes, yes. So,
1:26:15
cool, just one stress for that I think.
1:26:17
Yeah, it's just me looking at a trapdoor
1:26:19
basically going well that's useful, I'm glad that's
1:26:22
theirs. Maybe if you timbers to reinforce
1:26:24
it. Okay great, and this lantern is part of
1:26:26
the... is being
1:26:28
fastened behind the... behind the
1:26:30
puppetry apparatus. Yeah, okay. It's
1:26:33
all part of the plan, it's been hard
1:26:35
at work. Okay, the... I've been admiring a
1:26:37
bomb. The folks in the garden, here's what
1:26:40
they see, the shutters are
1:26:44
closed and it's been a
1:26:46
few minutes but suddenly through the kind
1:26:48
of tiny gaps, a bright
1:26:51
light kind
1:26:53
of filters out, they can see something very bright is happening
1:26:55
in there and they're sort of turning to each other and
1:26:57
going is
1:27:00
this is normal? Normally
1:27:03
someone would just come out and read the year the house
1:27:05
was built and a
1:27:07
starting price for the bidding but
1:27:11
then they are interrupted by... Okay, yeah
1:27:14
we pull the shutters wide open. I
1:27:16
like that. The light is on latch.
1:27:18
This is a very
1:27:21
extra auction. The kind of, you know,
1:27:24
you know in movies when an alien walks
1:27:26
out of their spaceship and you can't yet
1:27:28
discern the shape of the alien. Yeah, they're
1:27:30
dazzled by this wailing lamp. So it's just
1:27:33
a... it is a thin, a very slim
1:27:35
and indistinct outline of
1:27:37
Cornelius of a figure just sort
1:27:39
of... And then a quavering voice
1:27:42
that may or may not be coming from roughly
1:27:44
the direction of the waving
1:27:46
man. Yeah, and... Yeah,
1:27:48
good evening friends. Good
1:27:51
evening friends. Welcome to
1:27:53
the auction of my estate, me,
1:27:56
Cornelius Bagshot. Welcome to the auction of
1:27:58
my estate, me, Cornelius. Cornelius
1:28:00
Bagshot. Um, ahem. It
1:28:05
was a giant chat. Say it. Okay,
1:28:08
um, and, uh, bidding will begin shortly. Bidding
1:28:11
will begin, uh, shortly. Okay. Alright,
1:28:14
then, then I make the kind of go go go gesture to Cornelius. Cause he better
1:28:16
run to the front door, then. Yeah, I'm
1:28:19
gonna do it. Okay. Okay.
1:28:24
Okay. Okay.
1:28:28
Cause he better run to the front door, like we
1:28:30
said, like we planned, Cornelius. I
1:28:34
think it's bum time. Yeah. Oh,
1:28:38
it's gonna go so well. Yes, so,
1:28:41
Kazimir and Zilla, you're kind of lighting the
1:28:43
fuse on this bomb and then scurrying downstairs,
1:28:45
right? Yep. Cool. Okay.
1:28:48
Yeah, just diving for the coal cellar. As
1:28:51
we've established, the
1:28:53
bomb does not function exactly
1:28:56
as Kazimir expects it will. It
1:28:58
is not so much of a sort of loud,
1:29:02
explodey, kind
1:29:05
of bomb, as it is a kind of, it
1:29:08
just sort of coats the room in white hot flame. Oh, no! It's
1:29:13
a kind of sprays. Oh,
1:29:15
no! I'll tell you what
1:29:17
it is, it's a firework. You've been sold a firework.
1:29:20
Oh, no. Like a
1:29:22
Roman candle. Okay. And
1:29:25
like that, immediately the curtains and the drapes
1:29:27
and the carpet and the upholstery go up,
1:29:30
the fire starts to creep
1:29:33
up the walls, everyone in the garden is
1:29:35
alarmed and they get
1:29:37
out of their seats and taking a few steps back. And
1:29:40
it's not long before we start
1:29:42
to hear a screaming from someone
1:29:45
who's not unconscious anymore and
1:29:48
is now on fire and the screaming goes,
1:29:51
bloody hell! Get me out
1:29:53
of this contraption! Oh,
1:29:57
no. Nervously
1:30:01
you hear from the- Mr. Backshot,
1:30:03
are you quite alright? Come
1:30:06
out sir, come on! Some
1:30:08
of the- I guess there's a split of moralities
1:30:10
in the garden, you know, of
1:30:12
like different types of people. Some
1:30:15
are quite willing to just sort of
1:30:17
stand back and let this happen. There's
1:30:19
a small band of estate agents and
1:30:22
small band of auctioneers who are trying
1:30:24
to, you know, make a plan to
1:30:26
go in there and rescue him. Meanwhile
1:30:29
I guess you are downstairs in the
1:30:31
cellar. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
1:30:33
yeah, yeah. And what you can hear is the
1:30:35
screaming. Yes, the
1:30:37
screaming. That does not sound
1:30:40
good. Alright. I
1:30:43
crack the trapdoor just a
1:30:46
millimetre or two. Is it still
1:30:48
on fire out there? Yeah,
1:30:51
yeah, everything is still increasingly on fire. Of
1:30:53
course it bloody is. And when you peep
1:30:55
up you can see the kind of edge
1:30:57
of the French windows and you can see
1:31:00
your frame kind
1:31:03
of wiggling as
1:31:05
you're near do well. Oh lord. And
1:31:08
soon successfully tries to disentangle himself
1:31:10
from the on-fire apparators. Oh, okay,
1:31:13
okay. How on fire is he? His
1:31:16
clothes are on fire, he's still
1:31:18
very much alive and wriggling. Zilla.
1:31:22
Yes? Have you ever been in a
1:31:24
wagon, Chase? No, I haven't. Why?
1:31:26
Would you like to be? Yes. I
1:31:31
think it's time we book it. Oh
1:31:33
no. Yeah, yeah, alright, let's
1:31:35
go. Out the, um, out the, um,
1:31:38
yeah, the entrance to the coal, the coal
1:31:40
chute. Quick. Yeah, you sprint
1:31:43
towards the front of the house, I'm thinking
1:31:45
at this point, yeah, um, where Cornelius
1:31:47
is waiting. He sees
1:31:49
you and goes, um, was this... the
1:31:53
plan? Or... Yeah,
1:32:01
and you are into the wagon, I guess,
1:32:03
Kazimieri, you sort of doing a dramatic tap-tap
1:32:05
with the cane as a kind of go-go-go.
1:32:07
Oh, oh, have we, have we a driver?
1:32:10
Oh, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. No,
1:32:14
I think I love the idea of one of you
1:32:16
driving too much. I'm gonna, like, try and hold. Uh-huh.
1:32:20
Like, yeah, I mean, we can both be
1:32:22
upright, right? Probably? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:32:24
yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't even get in there.
1:32:27
Okay. I'm gonna stick my leg out the sides, be like,
1:32:29
oh, god. So it's not, like,
1:32:31
cramped up in that tiny little seat, and
1:32:34
then just whap with the, with the reins,
1:32:36
like, full-on, like, pshh. That's great. As the
1:32:38
horses, uh, well,
1:32:40
not, sorry, not horses, of course, as the goats sort of
1:32:42
spit out the hay that they were eating and, and,
1:32:44
you know, nah, nah, nah, nah. Uh,
1:32:47
say, Grand Annoyed, you can hear shouts coming
1:32:49
from inside the house now. Mr. Bagshaw, are
1:32:52
you all right, Mr. Bagshaw? We'll have you down
1:32:55
from here, and my goodness, how did you attach
1:32:57
yourself to something? Uh, and it
1:32:59
scared me out of this bleeder diggin'. And,
1:33:01
uh, and then a voice that
1:33:04
you recognized, Kazimir, from before. Wait a minute,
1:33:06
this isn't Cornelia's. We've
1:33:08
been had! Well,
1:33:11
I think our Neddy Wells learned his lesson. And,
1:33:16
yeah, as your wagon, um, sort of,
1:33:19
uh, starts to move
1:33:21
away, two people
1:33:24
from the auction, uh, are gonna come skidding
1:33:26
out the front door. They
1:33:29
are the heavy, who you recognize
1:33:31
Kazimir is, uh, wearing the kind
1:33:33
of colors and clothing of
1:33:35
the crows gang, and there's the
1:33:37
woman with the hood, which you also recognize that
1:33:39
she's a member of the bill hook. Okay. Um,
1:33:42
you actually, you recognize her, you know
1:33:44
that her name is Ziggy, but she didn't
1:33:46
seem to recognize you, which is a little bit awkward. It
1:33:49
must have been one of those, like, parties where she
1:33:51
had more to drink than you, or something like that, I dunno.
1:33:55
Um, but in any case, they're coming screeching
1:33:57
around. She is going to draw an immediately-
1:34:00
level a crossbow I think and aim
1:34:02
it at... you're both driving?
1:34:05
Well, we're both on the driver's
1:34:08
bench. Yeah, she's gonna fire at
1:34:10
sort of centre mass. You see her draw the
1:34:12
crossbow so you have like a moment to think
1:34:15
and act. Is there any acting? I
1:34:18
don't have to be. I
1:34:21
mean... Ducking, I guess. You can
1:34:23
dive by crossbow if you're ducking the movie. Yeah,
1:34:25
no ducking sounds. Ducking sounds pretty good. Alright,
1:34:28
yeah. Maybe a roll for ducking. Okay.
1:34:31
I'm gonna call this finesse because one has to duck
1:34:33
at exactly the right moment, you know. And
1:34:36
I'm also gonna push myself. Yep. I
1:34:39
can... this seems like a good time to help
1:34:41
you for free. Yeah, it would
1:34:43
be actually. I'm very strict. And
1:34:45
in the game. So,
1:34:49
if we're calling it a finesse roll then yeah, I
1:34:51
could definitely use the help. I
1:34:53
mean, I'm finessing. Yeah. So
1:34:55
you can do... I mean, unless
1:34:57
it's a group roll. Is it a group action, Luke? I
1:35:00
don't know. Or are these separate rolls? It
1:35:02
can be. Group action if you'd
1:35:04
like to. Yeah, actually if we do that then I
1:35:07
can help you for free and then I'll take
1:35:09
stress if it goes badly. Oh, nice. Yeah, let's
1:35:11
just jointly duck in
1:35:13
this crossbow arrow. Yeah, okay. Six. Oh,
1:35:16
yeah. And a five. And
1:35:19
in the chasmine, what you do is you
1:35:21
just whip your cane out and just push
1:35:23
it down onto Zilla's shoulders to just kind
1:35:25
of duck her head slightly and
1:35:27
a bolt just whistles where
1:35:30
her head was moments ago and sticks
1:35:32
in some masonry. Meanwhile...
1:35:35
Okay. That's
1:35:38
a five. That's pretty good. Meanwhile, the
1:35:40
other heavy has made a running
1:35:42
jump and is currently clinging to the side
1:35:44
of your wagon and in fact is using
1:35:47
his large, powerful fists to just smash into
1:35:49
the door. He's trying to reach through and
1:35:51
grab what he can see inside is Mr
1:35:53
Cornelius. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. All
1:35:57
right. Well, with them... As
1:36:00
I'm here on the reins, I clamber around,
1:36:03
backwards, towards
1:36:06
the heavy, clinging onto the side of the cart.
1:36:09
Where are we? Are we at speed now? We're going... You're
1:36:11
at speed, yeah. You're now up to speed, yeah. Okay, cool,
1:36:13
cool, cool. And we're just on the streets. Just on the
1:36:15
streets of the street. You're on the streets, yeah.
1:36:18
It's a nice part of town, so people going
1:36:20
about their evening in their finery are diving out
1:36:22
the way. Okay. Okay,
1:36:24
cool. So, backwards, over the
1:36:26
cart, and I grab the
1:36:28
dude by both arms and just sort of
1:36:30
clamp them down onto the roof
1:36:32
of the... the roof on the side of the cart. And
1:36:35
then I yell to Kazimir to like, just
1:36:37
round the side of the street. Just
1:36:40
round the front. Oh,
1:36:42
we're going to... Yeah, we're just going to wipe
1:36:44
him off. We're going to brush him off. Yeah,
1:36:46
we're going to grind this guy off against a
1:36:48
wall somewhere. Just like that. Okay, fine. Yeah, that
1:36:50
sounds like another group action potentially. Yeah, I'm hitting
1:36:52
him by his arms. Cool. I'm
1:36:55
going to leave this one as little as I feel
1:36:57
like you've actually got the harder job. Okay, cool. Well
1:36:59
then, let's call it rec because it's a destructive action.
1:37:02
Great. I'm going to brush myself so
1:37:05
I can take... I die. Nice. So,
1:37:08
that is a five.
1:37:11
Cool, great, yeah. On
1:37:13
rec. Fantastic. You... you
1:37:16
pin his arm exactly
1:37:18
up land and... Oh, no. Roll the wall.
1:37:20
Oh, that's a bad one. Well, that means
1:37:22
extra stress for Zilla. It's
1:37:25
one stress for Zilla. Okay. Well,
1:37:28
I can take it, I think. Yeah, I do.
1:37:31
Yeah, I only just. Only
1:37:33
just. Okay. Yeah, um, Amir,
1:37:35
you... In a
1:37:37
slightly sort of jerky and not quite
1:37:39
as slick way as you would prefer,
1:37:41
you do manage to kind of pop
1:37:44
the cart into a Tokyo drift into a
1:37:47
sort of nearby alleyway. And,
1:37:50
Zilla, with your hands clamped onto him to the side
1:37:52
of the wagon, just... Like that into the side of
1:37:55
a brick wall. You hear a
1:37:57
thickening crunch? Yeah, he flattened. I really
1:37:59
feel... arms yeah you
1:38:01
really see you're still holding just the
1:38:03
arm yeah well he was ground
1:38:07
up against the wall yeah you
1:38:10
release the arm his crumpled form
1:38:12
kind of bounces back
1:38:15
I will make a fortune roll here that sounds
1:38:17
pretty painful but unless it's a one or two
1:38:19
let's say he's going to live like
1:38:23
three life-changing
1:38:27
injury yeah well
1:38:30
he knew the life um right
1:38:33
yeah and and with that you are
1:38:35
you are clean away you head up
1:38:37
to the train station get a grail station
1:38:41
okay where you interrogate Cornelius on the
1:38:43
way I mean not
1:38:45
interrogate but you know we
1:38:47
we somewhat held up our
1:38:49
end of the bargain I
1:38:51
mean actually we really didn't
1:38:54
well we'd you know what there's a very
1:38:56
clear way to tell and it's whether or
1:38:58
not I've taken level three curse damage for
1:39:00
breaking the oath that I signed oh
1:39:03
okay so yeah
1:39:06
I believe the verbiage
1:39:08
that you used was we will do
1:39:12
everything in our power
1:39:15
to to fake your
1:39:17
death and get
1:39:19
you out of volus port it
1:39:21
looks like you're about to successfully
1:39:24
accomplish part two clause two of
1:39:26
that contract I
1:39:28
am fully prepared at
1:39:31
this point to say that like we couldn't
1:39:33
be bothered to find a big bell and
1:39:35
we just decided to straight-up murder some dude
1:39:39
felt a lot to find
1:39:41
yeah oh we may have half-assed this
1:39:44
I am more than happy to take
1:39:46
level three harm curse at
1:39:50
the back of this I tell you what um I'm
1:39:52
gonna let's compromise because
1:39:54
I feel like half of the
1:39:57
bargain is still very much able to
1:39:59
be held up let's call it level two.
1:40:01
How does that manifest Kazimir in your... is
1:40:03
it painful? Oh
1:40:09
it's extremely painful. I feel like
1:40:11
the... basically the tattoo sort of...
1:40:13
basically catches fire and there's like
1:40:15
a purple like smoke that just
1:40:17
rises and I'm just being like... trying
1:40:21
to keep a lid on it while it burns
1:40:23
away from my skin. Kazimir
1:40:25
is close to presumably quite close to sort of
1:40:27
passing out with the pain but
1:40:29
you... as the
1:40:31
carriage comes to a stop outside the train
1:40:34
station, Cornelius pokes his head out the smashed
1:40:36
window. The door, in fact the
1:40:38
whole side of the wagon just falls
1:40:41
onto the street and he pokes his little
1:40:43
head out. Excuse
1:40:45
me, my hand thingy's gone.
1:40:49
Does that mean the plan worked? To
1:40:52
an extent, if you could please just get on the
1:40:54
train, that'd be lovely. Oh wait, Cornelius, before you go,
1:40:56
what was... tell us about your mystery
1:40:58
clients. What was the single letter that
1:41:00
the lady you worked for, the go-between?
1:41:03
Quick, Cornelius, the train's leaving. Here
1:41:06
we stand. We're running alongside it. Cornelius
1:41:10
will never forget you. Tell us. Leaving
1:41:13
a hand-keep. The train is
1:41:15
just starting to... Like
1:41:18
that, but yeah, and you've just sort of
1:41:20
put him up onto the step. So
1:41:24
this is really, then, a new life for me.
1:41:26
My death is fate, they won't follow me. No,
1:41:28
hurry. Yeah, details. Then who, then? I must hold
1:41:30
up my end of the bargain, of course. I
1:41:34
can tell you this. And I'm
1:41:36
afraid I wish it was more, but all I can tell you
1:41:38
is this. Please do. Mostly,
1:41:41
I was just doing the books for them, you understand. Just
1:41:43
the books. Anonymised. The books.
1:41:45
The train's going very fast now, Cornelius.
1:41:49
Yeah, at this point, Kazimir, you
1:41:52
just sort of, with pain, I suppose, just
1:41:54
crumple on the platform. Oh no. But
1:41:56
you're more able to keep the train ourselves, boy.
1:42:00
Oh my leg. Smell it, could it?
1:42:02
Yes. But on one occasion,
1:42:04
on only one occasion, they
1:42:06
had me notarize a contract. They
1:42:09
must have been, had to do it
1:42:11
in a hurry and had nowhere else to turn.
1:42:13
But the contract, of course, has a little more
1:42:15
information than you would normally have. And on the
1:42:17
contract, the signees were the... Let
1:42:20
me get this right. The Brightstone
1:42:22
Society for Analytical Alchemistry
1:42:26
and Amadeus Astor. They
1:42:28
were the two cosignees on the contract. It
1:42:30
was some kind of construction work, something large.
1:42:33
Maintenance on something large and that's all I
1:42:35
can tell you. Goodbye forever! And
1:42:38
he goes off to begin what he thinks will be
1:42:40
a new life. Oh
1:42:43
well, I mean, except no one thinks he's actually
1:42:46
dead. Except no one actually
1:42:48
thinks he's dead. I respect the cabinet who's like
1:42:50
crumpled up on the train tracks. But he believes
1:42:52
his death was faked. So in a way... Oh
1:42:55
yeah, he does! Yeah. Yeah, he does. So...
1:42:59
ignorance is bliss. I ticked a box of
1:43:01
load for a fine bottle of whisky which
1:43:03
I am now powering through. Oh, okay. I'm
1:43:05
just going to wordlessly hold it up for
1:43:07
Zillicitation. I take it and then we get
1:43:09
from the ground. I take it
1:43:12
and then I shoulder Kazmir onto
1:43:14
one shoulder and then we sort of limp
1:43:16
back towards town. Yeah, as you
1:43:18
limp back towards town, you
1:43:21
pass a street market where a stall is
1:43:25
having a clearance sale of
1:43:27
very large bells. He
1:43:29
passed it! These
1:43:31
large bells must go for free! It's
1:43:34
nearly the end of the day and I haven't... We
1:43:36
say nothing! Yes! You
1:43:39
can share a
1:43:41
look! Brilliant! And
1:43:43
we'll draw a
1:43:45
close air because yes, we've found a
1:43:47
little bit of crucial information. That
1:43:51
was amazing! Oh no! Oh,
1:43:53
that was so much fun. We very
1:43:55
nearly went full dark side there. Awwww!
1:43:58
Well, you know what? the end
1:44:00
yes I despite all
1:44:02
your attempts you didn't
1:44:05
actually kill anyone anyone that's someone
1:44:07
on fire and horribly injured someone
1:44:09
any people yeah and then you've
1:44:12
got smoke inhalation from the from
1:44:14
the helpers yeah look for the helpers you know
1:44:19
let's quickly do heat then shall we oh
1:44:21
yeah yeah let's do that oh
1:44:23
yeah now okay heat
1:44:26
after score a conflict crew
1:44:29
takes heat add plus one heat for a high-profile
1:44:31
a well-connected target yes yeah
1:44:34
well it's pretty high profile yeah
1:44:36
yeah I think so plus one
1:44:38
heated the situation happen on hostile
1:44:40
turf not especially
1:44:42
did yeah one heat if
1:44:44
you're at war no I
1:44:48
think it's still a
1:44:50
kind of yeah plus
1:44:53
two heats of killing was involved you
1:44:55
know what I didn't hear that
1:44:57
Bell I do a 40 do you think did you
1:44:59
hear about I didn't hear about you did no I
1:45:01
just rolled a five for the oh you know no
1:45:11
calm calm it was just on
1:45:13
fire all right all right after a stay in
1:45:15
the hospital cob will get back to his five
1:45:18
children horribly
1:45:20
scarred or will be and you know what he's
1:45:22
probably learned his lesson okay yeah he's
1:45:24
learned his lesson and he won't get laid
1:45:26
off from his job the factory
1:45:28
again no no
1:45:33
no no none of that
1:45:35
guy Billy Joel yeah oh
1:45:38
yeah no
1:45:40
it's fine I've been cursed I don't
1:45:43
care if comes
1:45:48
got kids this occurs I
1:45:50
have perfect other than the physical arm no
1:45:53
okay burned on my by by by
1:45:55
by by by obviously
1:45:57
if I'd already if If
1:46:00
I had level 3 harm and I took level 3
1:46:02
harm I'd die. Jeez, yep. But... It's
1:46:04
level 2 harm. Them's the brakes.
1:46:06
Right, so that was what, 2 heat and
1:46:08
then plus the actual heat
1:46:10
for the thing. Was it smooth and quiet?
1:46:12
No. Was it contained? No.
1:46:15
Was it loud and chaotic or was
1:46:18
it wild, devastating exposure? I'm actually going
1:46:20
to call it number 4, loud and
1:46:22
chaotic, I think. Fair. Yeah, okay. It
1:46:25
was definitely that. So, you have a level of 6 heat
1:46:27
which takes you 1, 2, into level 2. Hi,
1:46:32
isn't it? Hey, ding! Ding! Correct.
1:46:36
So, you are now at wanted level 2 with 2 heat. Okay,
1:46:40
wanted level 2, 2 heat. Yeah,
1:46:42
which means that entanglements
1:46:45
roll dice equal to your wanted level, so
1:46:48
that's now 2, and read the results according
1:46:50
to your heat. Here we go.
1:46:53
So, your heat is naught to 3. Okay,
1:46:57
one of those is a 6. Um...
1:47:00
Cooperation. Oh. A
1:47:04
plus 3 status faction asks you for a favour.
1:47:06
Agree to do it or forfeit 1 rep per
1:47:08
tier of the friendly faction or lose 1 status
1:47:11
with them. If you don't have
1:47:13
a plus 3 status, you avoid entanglements right now. What
1:47:15
were the gangs? The Crows and the Bill
1:47:18
hooks, wasn't it? I'd
1:47:20
say that the woman from the Bill hooks.
1:47:22
Yep. Yeah, she's going to wake up
1:47:24
tomorrow and have a bit of a think and remember who
1:47:26
you are, Kazimir. Obviously
1:47:29
you have had significant dealings
1:47:33
and relationships with the Bill hooks in the past. They
1:47:37
are going to lean on you
1:47:39
for a significant favour, which will...
1:47:41
Well. Why
1:47:43
don't we find out what that is further down the line? Great.
1:47:46
Thank you. Brilliant. That's the
1:47:48
tale of how you got
1:47:50
a little bit more information. But
1:47:54
boy did you pay for it. Just goes to show, if
1:47:56
you want a job doing, send in the professional. Oh,
1:48:00
let's make up a better story to tell the others.
1:48:03
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh,
1:48:05
yeah. They don't need to know. Of course they
1:48:07
don't. No one is finna me on. Yeah.
1:48:10
Alright, thanks very much for watching. If
1:48:13
you enjoyed this, then why not check
1:48:15
out OxVenture, our Dungeons and Dragons series,
1:48:17
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1:48:19
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1:48:21
Can People Find You? It
1:48:23
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1:48:26
the spelling. I know it's difficult.
1:48:29
Google will help you out. Johnny
1:48:31
is famous enough that Google knows what you mean. You've
1:48:33
got a quest now. It's to find out the spelling. Yeah,
1:48:35
yeah, you've got a quest. Alright, brilliant. And
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1:48:49
may have questions after this adventure.
1:48:53
This is a place to faze them. Alright, thanks very much for
1:48:55
watching everyone. See you next time. Bye. This
1:49:11
episode of Maids in the Dark is the one
1:49:13
I have the strongest memory of, like a sort
1:49:15
of hang of conscience.
1:49:17
Right. Well,
1:49:19
when you were killing that guy.
1:49:23
Yeah, yeah. Which is so odd
1:49:25
with my normal role
1:49:27
playing experience, playing
1:49:29
an evil character in
1:49:33
OxVenture D&D. And I've
1:49:35
never had to think hard about whether or
1:49:37
not I should kill somebody. Well, maybe
1:49:39
that's a testament to Luke's world building. Yeah,
1:49:41
it probably is. Yeah. And
1:49:44
yeah, once you gave him a name and gave
1:49:46
him a family, like it turns out it's quite
1:49:48
difficult actually to just kill
1:49:50
these people. And also in Blade in
1:49:53
the Dark there's mechanical reasons why you
1:49:55
also should not be killing people willy
1:49:57
nilly. Yeah, I like that detail about
1:49:59
it. the death wardens who ring a bell
1:50:01
every time someone dies. It's good isn't it? I
1:50:04
don't know, it feels like in
1:50:07
a city as big as Olisport it would
1:50:09
just be going non-stop right? Oh
1:50:11
that's a good question Andy. What's the population
1:50:14
of Olisport? What do we think? I
1:50:16
don't know it's like London right? Yeah but it's
1:50:18
like London in the turn of the you
1:50:20
know 20th century or something. Okay
1:50:22
so London population. What was the population of Victoria and
1:50:24
London in like 1900? Five million people.
1:50:28
Whoa okay how how what for how
1:50:30
many people out of a population of five
1:50:32
million are dying on a given day? Probably
1:50:34
quite a few right? This
1:50:37
seems very morbid but what the hey? Um
1:50:41
can we get an estimate? Is there a way to google
1:50:43
for this? Um okay
1:50:45
all right so okay the population of England and
1:50:48
Wales is 56.1 million. A number
1:50:50
of deaths in one year. Yes.
1:50:53
In 2016 was 525 000 so
1:50:55
it's about yeah so you're looking at
1:50:57
about a 10 percent death rate. But
1:51:00
that's a year right?
1:51:03
Yeah. Okay so roughly 10 percent. Yeah
1:51:08
you can't know. I
1:51:10
thought I'd have matches going wrong here because you're saying that 10
1:51:12
percent of people die in a given day. One
1:51:14
of a hundred people
1:51:18
do not die in London.
1:51:21
No so what? On a given day. 525
1:51:23
000 as a percentage of 56.1 million is
1:51:27
one percent right? Yeah but you also have
1:51:29
to divide by the number of days in a year.
1:51:31
We're talking about a given day right? Yeah.
1:51:35
Okay so divide by 365. Okay
1:51:37
well it says here the population of London in 2016 is
1:51:39
8.8 million and the number of people who
1:51:41
die each day in London is 226. Okay
1:51:45
all right 226 in present
1:51:47
day modern London. So that's 8 million. Take
1:51:49
it down to 5 million. Yeah. So
1:51:51
let's just say half it. So let's say 110 people
1:51:55
die a day. I think that's a
1:51:57
pretty I mean that's a high number but it's
1:51:59
not so. so high, you know,
1:52:02
I think if
1:52:04
you heard a loud bell ringing a hundred times
1:52:06
a day, oh, maybe it'd be like a car
1:52:08
alarm, you'd sort of stop hearing it. Yeah,
1:52:10
well, that's only four times an hour. Four
1:52:13
times an hour, like, yeah, it's still a lot
1:52:15
though, isn't it? 24 hours. I
1:52:17
don't think I've ever reckoned with like how grim
1:52:20
an existence it is living in a city
1:52:22
where citywide you hear a loud bell tolling
1:52:24
and it means someone has just died every
1:52:27
single time. Are the death wardens like
1:52:29
going in and are they checking? Are
1:52:31
they taking a pulse? Well,
1:52:34
I mean, it's a magical mechanism,
1:52:36
isn't it? Like the bell doesn't... What's
1:52:38
the process for determining... I don't know. Determining
1:52:40
what? Nothing has to be determined. I
1:52:43
assumed that the bell is
1:52:45
some sort of psychic magical bell
1:52:47
and it knows when someone's died. It
1:52:50
just knows. There's no human
1:52:53
process of verification. It's just this bell.
1:52:55
Oh, the spirit has left the body.
1:52:57
There you go. Exactly, exactly. So, bong,
1:53:00
bong, and yeah. But
1:53:04
maybe, you know, if you've ever had... Were
1:53:06
you ever a student living in accommodation, say, and someone
1:53:09
was always burning the toast and
1:53:11
the fire alarm went off three or four
1:53:13
times a day and eventually you stopped going
1:53:16
outside when the fire alarm went off? Eventually
1:53:18
you took the batteries out of it, didn't you?
1:53:20
Yeah, very good. Yeah, because it was annoying. I
1:53:22
feel like, you know, that is sort of the way
1:53:24
Wallace Portwood would eventually... Yeah, they would take
1:53:26
the bell off its hinges. Yeah, they're like,
1:53:28
this is depressing. This is annoying. This
1:53:30
is morbid and annoying. When I was... Not
1:53:35
last year, year before, I went to New Orleans and I
1:53:37
was staying in the French Quarter,
1:53:39
which is the old part of New Orleans, but
1:53:41
it was near some railroad tracks
1:53:44
that went along the Mississippi. And
1:53:46
there was a law, because
1:53:49
there wasn't a proper, like, pedestrian crossing
1:53:51
for this railroad
1:53:54
trains that went through had to sound
1:53:56
their horn, like, four consecutive times to
1:53:58
sort of give... warning to any pedestrians
1:54:01
on the track. OK. And this was like
1:54:03
any train that came through this specific area
1:54:05
near where I was staying and it was
1:54:07
through the night. So it'd be like
1:54:09
4 a.m. and you could hear these trains. I was
1:54:11
woken up all the time by these train horns. And
1:54:14
it was incredibly annoying. It's a
1:54:16
pedestrian crossing. Yeah, exactly. I'm
1:54:19
sure there's some reason I'm not familiar with that
1:54:21
that didn't happen. But it does seem like the
1:54:23
solution would be to build a pedestrian. But
1:54:25
I can imagine the frustration and the
1:54:28
annoyance of being woken up all the
1:54:30
time by the deathbell going off. Yeah.
1:54:32
Infuriously. Yeah. Yeah,
1:54:35
that's true. It would be through the night, wouldn't it? People
1:54:37
do die at night. Yeah, famously people die in
1:54:39
their sleep all the time. Oh,
1:54:41
no. This
1:54:43
is unintentionally quite
1:54:46
a heavy episode of this podcast
1:54:48
all of a sudden. Andy quote,
1:54:50
people die in the night all the
1:54:52
time. Yeah, right. Sleep well, children. Yeah,
1:54:55
probably not you, though, listener. Probably not. Probably
1:54:57
we'll all be fine. Yeah, I'm
1:54:59
talking about other people. Yeah,
1:55:02
yeah, you'll never die, Andy.
1:55:05
Not me. No, not playing. Yeah.
1:55:09
The Battle of Science versus the supernatural.
1:55:11
Somehow I will manage to overcome death.
1:55:13
Yeah, if it won't be one, it'll be the other. Cool.
1:55:17
OK. Yep, this was this
1:55:20
was a very enjoyable episode. I always like
1:55:23
to play with Johnny. Luke is always,
1:55:25
you know, just just so
1:55:27
easy, breezy and competent at storytelling
1:55:31
makes it look so easy. And
1:55:35
and yet, yeah, I think it's
1:55:37
quite hard. You're a DM
1:55:40
now. You're a genuine GM. Yeah, yeah. I've
1:55:42
done a whole season of hard. It
1:55:45
looks hard. It is hard. You
1:55:47
need to you need to prepare a lot.
1:55:49
And then I think that that easy breeziness
1:55:51
that Luke displays is the end result of
1:55:54
weeks and weeks of planning and preparation.
1:55:57
So, yeah, just very good at what he does.
1:56:00
as is Johnny. Won't you join
1:56:02
us next week on The Ox Venture
1:56:04
D&D Podcast for Blades in the Dark
1:56:06
Season 2 Episode 2, known as To
1:56:08
the Depths. And that's one starring
1:56:10
you Andy and starring also Mike. That's right,
1:56:13
it's Mike and I going
1:56:15
on an underwater adventure. Speak
1:56:18
preview. Andy appears to be
1:56:20
wearing some kind of satin lapeled jacket.
1:56:22
Am I correct? Yeah. And
1:56:26
a discreetly spotted shirt. Yeah. Yeah,
1:56:29
yeah, yeah. Just a good example to raid the wardrobe
1:56:31
for things I don't get to wear very often. Nice.
1:56:35
Yeah. What's Mike wearing? Hang on, let
1:56:37
me just... Mike's wearing the cowboy shirt.
1:56:39
Keyframe. Keyframe through this video. There
1:56:41
he is. Mike's wearing the cowboy shirt that he always wears.
1:56:44
It's not a cowboy shirt, is it? It sort of looks like... It
1:56:46
looks to me like a cowboy... It's a boy's head shirt.
1:56:50
Well, he wears it well and it's got
1:56:53
a kind of popped collar, which I think Barnaby would
1:56:55
absolutely have a collar popped at all times. It's
1:56:58
got that kind of vibe. It looks like he's hanging
1:57:00
around the lobby of a Vegas casino. Hey,
1:57:03
now. Well, maybe that's sort of... Barnaby's
1:57:05
vibe, I guess. The one character for
1:57:07
Barnaby, yeah. Gambling. Man
1:57:09
about town. So, underwater adventure. Very exciting.
1:57:11
Andy, do you want to tee us up for
1:57:13
it? Teeth up for next week? Yeah.
1:57:16
Prepare for a journey
1:57:19
to the depths in which our heroes
1:57:22
will be challenged by water and
1:57:25
science and darkness
1:57:27
and eels. Yeah.
1:57:30
Yeah. Fantastic. So,
1:57:32
come on back for that next time. So, look forward
1:57:34
to that next week on the Ox Venture podcast.
1:57:36
Thank you so much for joining us today. We
1:57:38
appreciate you listening. We love that you're here
1:57:40
and we love to be here for you. So,
1:57:42
take care, have an excellent weekend, and we'll catch
1:57:44
you for more next week. Yep. And catch
1:57:47
you then, folks. Thanks for listening. Bye. Bye.
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