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Page 94, The Private Eye
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podcast. Hello and welcome to the Page 94
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Quiz of the Year. I'm Helen Lewis.
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I am joined by Andrew Hunter Murray
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and Adam McQueen for a festive slugathon.
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Can I just check that both of your buzzers are
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working? Andy, let's hear you. Yep. I
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said like dinner. Adam,
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let's hear you. Right, good.
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I think that's... Absolutely deafening. That's
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in no way going to become upsetting at
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any point during this. Thank
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you very much. We have Matt on the score.
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So there's everything to play for here. There will be
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a winner and a loser. Not everyone here is a
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winner. Yes. Will there be a prize? The
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respect and adoration of the Page 94
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podcast fans. I lost that many years
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ago. Whatever's left over in the quality
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street at this point in the Christmas
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celebrations. Okay, great. First round is called
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Spare Me and it is based on the... No.
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Yes. Adam already looking more
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confident than Andy. It is based on Prince Harry's
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memoir, Spare. Great. What
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did Harry apply to his frost-nipped penis and why
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did he find it weird? Oh,
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no. It was Vaseline. It was Vaseline. Oh,
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Adam. It was a sort of cosmetic
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crease. His mother had
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used and it smelt of his mother and he said
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he had a weird moment. I know the brand. I
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need the... I'm going to need the brand. It's Elizabeth
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Arden. It's Elizabeth Arden. It is Elizabeth
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Arden and he gets the point
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and it is because his mother used to use it
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on her lips which is just in the audiobook is
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even worse let me tell you than than just reading
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on the page. Who is Prince Harry
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describing in Spare here? He looked
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like a cross between Tigger and Borushnikov. Who's
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Borushnikov? Mikhail Borushnikov, the ballet dancer. The
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ballet dancer. Later
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becomes Carrie's lover in the last series
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of the first edition of Sex and
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the City. Thank you. Okay. Well, now
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I know. She knows the answers. Now
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I know that. Presumably, it's not just
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some member of his squadron in Afghanistan.
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It's not. So Tigger and Borushnikov, Prince
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Edward. Do you want any advance on the show? that. So
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Prince Andrew. It is not. It
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is Prince William at his
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native and colonial birthday party.
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Ah yes indeed. The one where Harry
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famously wore the Nazi on-band wasn't it?
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And William was in a leopard
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skin. Yeah okay I
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get the right. The tight now
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and there. Yeah good. Photos that
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didn't end up in the sun.
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What's anagram of Rebecca Brooks? Did
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Harry say was appropriate given the
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story he claimed she made up
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about him? It
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was really offensive wasn't it? It was really unpleasant.
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And now I'm trying to try I can't see. I've got
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anagrams. It's got a k in it hasn't it?
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I wonder if this should be like university
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times. I should deduct a point from you
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for popping too soon. Is it rancid?
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No. It's
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an anagram. Is rank in there somewhere? I'd
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like to bid for half of the answer.
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Oh a knob. There's a knob in there
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somewhere. No again. Really? Oh yeah
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yeah no N. The story about him going to
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rehab. You
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can even have gone with Wade. That would have been much easier.
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Okay I'm going to put you both out of your misery. It
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is rehab-a-coo-k. Well that's
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a rubbish. Take it
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up with Prince Harry. Oh
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my fault. Oh indeed Rebecca Brooks for not having
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a very good name for anagramming. He says doesn't
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he as she's coming back to me now he
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refuses to use her actual name because she annoys
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him so much. So yes that's a heavy came
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up with another one. An even worse one maybe
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for someone else or maybe it was for Rebecca
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as well. I don't know. We have a kooks.
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We have a kooks. That is a bad anne-
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as in the sort of noughties banned the kooks.
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Yeah. That's the reference. Let's give you an insight
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into what Harry was doing while the ghost writer
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patiently typed up this whole thing was workshopping
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away his anagrams. I've got a brilliant one. I've
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got a brilliant one. This has got to go.
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And then the guy's sitting there going oh god
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we never got this with Andre Agassi. Okay. Visiting
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a national park of which poet
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does Harry observe? I'd managed to
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avoid reading that old gents stuff in school but now I
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thought he must be pretty damn good if he spent time
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around these parts. If
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it's Africa, is it Kipling? It is not.
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Oh. Ooh. I
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think we'll talk too soon with that one. I'm going to say Shelley.
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You're also wrong. It was Wordsworth on the Lake District.
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Oh, that's sort of National Park. That's sort
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of like the Kruger National Park. Well, he
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flies out to kind of Botswana at a well-tuned, well-titled park,
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didn't he? He's at a well-titled park, didn't he? National Park's
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all over the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Whose politics does Harry describe as just to the
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right of the Taliban's? Adam.
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Rehabber cooks. Prince
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Philip. Mm-mm. Oh, okay. You
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were not getting the point, Adam, but you were near it. It was Rupert
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Murdoch. Oh, okay. I was going to go for that. He
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did have experience of the Taliban, I suppose. So he's, you
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know, he's in many ways well-placed to make that assessment. Or
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is he causing peer murdering? Who
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put... Anyway, this
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next round is called Friends of the Eye. Ooh, cool. So
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it's people who have been... No, we haven't. Bigger
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than... The viewer. This
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episode goes on. Why,
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according to Donald Trump, could he not
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buy flypaper this year? They've
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banned it due to the wokeness. That's it, isn't it? That
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is true. It has been banned,
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he claimed, because of cruelty to animals. And they
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say, it's cruelty to animals. Yes. It
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was just a completely made-up story that he managed
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to somehow latch onto and just say... Wow. Was
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it from anywhere? Was it from a mad right-wing website or
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something like that? No one ever banned the thought of it.
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He just thought that's the kind of thing that they would do,
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wouldn't they? OK,
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next question. This year, Netflix's Beckham
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documentary notably did not mention pig-bother
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a Rebecca Loose. But,
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like, Adam is so precious. He's been waiting
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all his life, born ready for this question.
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But which long time, I, Bet Noir,
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according to him anyway, is her second
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cousin? Is Rebecca Loose's second cousin? Yes.
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Yeah, Adam, this is one for you. He
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said, this is claiming all responsibility for having an answer.
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Which long time, I bother her. No,
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she's the pig-botherer. And the cousin,
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to be fair, you... You could call an eye-botherer in much the
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way that she bothered the pig, yeah. We've
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never done that! I'm
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going to have a punt that it's a
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political figure, I'm going to say it's Jonathan
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Aitken. No, this is
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not. Think more boastful and you've got a
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nickname for them. Oh, it's Geoffrey Archer.
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I'm just thinking Maxwell Goldsmith, Fayed...
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Cousin, though. I'm going to time
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you out. It is Piers Morgan.
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Really? He's a second cousin. So he claimed,
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or claimed at the time of the scandal, in order to
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insert himself into the news agenda. So I'm not saying any
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of this was a big brother. Right, okay. Did
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you see that magnificent thing he wrote in the Sunday Times?
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It said, why I named the royals in Omid Scobie's book.
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And it didn't look like it. It's like the answer is,
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so as everyone would look at me. So
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as I could be part of the story. It
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was great. I actually watched the whole clip and he spends about eight
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minutes sort of saying, you know, how terrible... Basically it's
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about how much he hates Omid Scobie. And
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then as a tiny parenthetical... Fast forward right
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through to the last five seconds. And he
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gets pissed at her. Yeah. Anyway, right. Next
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question. Andy, this year we discovered
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you could do a Rishi Sinek impression. Who
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told him this year that we should,
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quote, stay true to the truth because
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truth pays? Oh.
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No one in the Conservative Party. No.
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No, okay. Obviously, but... Truth is
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the truth because truth pays. Greta Thunberg.
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Ma'er. Kirstarmer. Ma'er.
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It was Elon Musk. It's a hot
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hot job interview. I should have watched
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the podcast interview. She's good. She's good.
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Sorry, it wasn't a podcast. She should have paid some attention to the
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news this year. I would
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have been an idea. It wasn't
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a podcast. It just felt like a podcast, that event between
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the two of them, didn't it? Just everything else in 2020
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there is a podcast. The
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rest is podcast. Adam, this year I enjoyed
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your Prince Charles impression. What,
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according to several news stories, is
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unusual about his relationship with ice cubes. I
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know he says shoelaces are ironed. There's the toothpaste.
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story has come up again this year. Ice cubes.
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Oh, the royal family won't have ice in their drinks when they
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go abroad because of the danger
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of something in the water.
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Yeah. I mean that's a very good rule of thumb if
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you're travelling far. That was definitely one of
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the Queen's rules along with no carnations. So has he inherited
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that one from his mum? I don't know. I will put
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that one out to VAR because I think I should accept
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that one if it is in fact you, but it's not
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the one I was looking for. Oh, is
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it? Andy, do you want to have a go
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at this one? Yeah, they're all carved into the
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shape of high growth, his ice cubes. That's it.
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That is actually closer to the answer, which is
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that he doesn't like ice cubes, he prefers rounded
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ice. Oh my god. Wow. I suppose you get
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more surface area connecting with the drink. Do
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you know what I'm thinking? They maximise your
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surface to volume ratio of the ice sphere.
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Surely you would have a bit less. I think it's
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quite an efficient shape, a cube. Well. If
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you've got six sides, write in
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mathematicians, please don't. How do you make
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a round ice cube? How would it... What shape is the
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ice cube, Tye? You
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can do like a penisphere, can't you?
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How do you do a whole circle?
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Given that you can make round chocolates, the concept of...
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You might have to rotate the mould at
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some point, I'm guessing. Actually, you make... Oh, I suppose
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you've got people to do that for. You make a
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big cube one and you just dedicatedly chisel away at
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a lot of times. You chip away at it. Yeah,
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yeah. You've got a load of ice sculpts. Yeah, yeah.
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I think it's called the Royal Cube Smither. It's some
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type of like that. The Royal Rander.
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Next question. Who, according to Anton Deck
9:23
on I'm a Celebrity, are GB News's
9:25
viewers? Keith and
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Doreen. Oh, I'm so
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close. Not right. It can't be
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Sid and Doris, I reference. It cannot be
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Sid and Doris, I'm... Kevin and Dorian. Linda
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and Keith. Linda and Keith. They often give
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a shout-out to Linda and Keith. Did they?
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They say, oh, the GB News viewers are
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missing Nigel Farage. Now, you've been very rude
9:45
about their viewing figures, because it's not just
9:47
Linda and Keith. Sometimes their dog walks into
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the room as well. OK,
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the next round is called An Answer
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to My Critics, which is my favourite
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genre of any kind of blog post
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tweet article. Who claimed this year
10:01
that quote dark forces were trying to bring
10:03
them down because they had quote political views
10:05
that challenged the orthodoxy Adam
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Liz Truss. No, well, she must have
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done I mean Specific
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quote dark forces. Oh, I'm
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Dan Wootton. Correct About
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I thought you were nailed on for Dan Wootton. That's
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sort of unfortunate. I would have accepted Martin Branning Okay,
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we have to say allegedly at that point
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This will be the first legal quiz Okay,
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who wrote this year I was called everything
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from immoral to insane and that was just
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some of the friendly fire I encountered Nadine
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Dorries Really
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Wow, yeah, I would have guessed exactly the same
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immoral and everything from immoral to insane and that
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was just some of the friendly fire I encountered
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I'm gonna say let's trust here. It is I
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think what's gonna happen is that Adam is gonna give one
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gonna be like that great to Ronnie sketch Yeah,
11:06
okay who said his expulsion from the
11:09
Conservative Party Quotes only confirms
11:11
the culture of corruption collusion and cover-ups
11:13
which plagues our political system Andrew
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Bridgman correct. Yeah Cheers
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for Andrew Bridgman. This is what my life has become
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a tato King Andrew Bridgman Hmm Who
11:25
said the last time Krista reviewed one of
11:27
my books? He said it was the worst book you'd ever read
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it went on to sell 500,000 copies That's
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Nadine Dorries. Yes. I know if I just stuck
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with Nadine Dorries I'd get her eventually It's
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a quiz set by Ellen Lewis. We're gonna get
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Nadine Dorries It was a referring to Christopher Hope
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Chopper formerly of the Telegraph now of GB News
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So yes, although he said the book was bad.
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It also sold who knew that things that are
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bad are also popular Okay,
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next question Who said
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in retrospect it was naive and trusting of me
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to think that these proceedings could be remotely useful
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or fair I think
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that's Boris Jotun on his kangaroo court. It
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is correct. Pulling back.
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So that means at the end of that round, Andy's
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on four, Adam is on three. Oh
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no, Adam's on five. Sorry. At
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the end of that round, Andy's on five, Adam is on
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three. I knew I
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kept a close eye on the news that you knew Adam. I knew it.
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I always had a hunch. OK. Next
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round is called Spare Me 2. Oh no. Just
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to give you that full sensation of reading the memoir. Of
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what occasion does Prince Harry say, I've
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drunk Booza to multiple prosthetic legs in my life
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and I can't swear that was one of the
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times? It's Dad's coronation.
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Is this a party with James
12:44
Blunt where someone was supposedly knighted with a
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sword and then lost a bit of their
12:49
scalp? I didn't even
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remember that. Hang on. I thought
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you were just recalling your own weekend then.
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It was either Beatrice or you, knighted James
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Blunt at the party.
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And I think Harry was there. But it's not
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that occasion. Not my one. He
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may also junk wine out of a prosthetic leg,
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but that was not the time he was writing
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about here. That was in fact reaching the South Pole. Oh,
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very good. Where the frostbite to
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the willy occurred. Frostnip. It's different
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from frostbite. It's
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the subject in which I now have
13:20
way too much knowledge of. And is
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Elizabeth Arden Cream the correct solution? I
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mean, no, I don't think it is the correct solution, but I think you have to keep
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it moist. Sorry.
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Let's move on. With
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what does Harry have a lively conversation after
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trying shrooms at Courtney Cox's house? Oh.
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It's nothing handy. I
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think it's going to be a yucca plant. It
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is not. It's
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something in the bathroom, isn't it? It's either
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the sink or the mirror. It is not,
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either. It is in the bathroom. Is it
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his valet? First
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time he's ever spoken to him. No, he did not.
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It was a pedal bin. A pedal bin? OK.
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He sent someone else in who was also incredibly high
14:02
and said that mate don't go in the toilets talking
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to you and the guy had a terrible terrible trip
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Wow At their first
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meeting whom does Megan assume is the Queen's
14:11
assistant because he was holding her purse and
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escorted her to the door I'll
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say for it. Wait, I say
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Prince Andrew again. You can and you'd be right. Oh,
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really? That is
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very funny Just stands there holding
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a handbag and then I said who
14:28
was that guy and they're like Will
14:34
you holding the handbag so you could extract the checkbook for
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a bit at some point right 12
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million quid check send off angry
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people Next question from
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whom and what kind of Halloween
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costume does Harry borrow in the
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book? Okay, a George clean his
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Batman suit B Tom Hardy's Mad
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Max outfit C Robert Downey Jr Iron
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Man costume D David Tennant's Doctor Who
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coat and skin off Cluny,
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isn't it? It is not clean.
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You're not cleaning not the worst Batman. That was the only
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of the first Batman suit with nipples If you remember But
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he didn't know that's not someone that Prince Harry's been
15:10
seen in Wow Okay,
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I'm going to go one in three chance
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andy come on. I believe in you I'm
15:17
gonna go with Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man
15:19
suit. God. No, it was Tom Hardy's
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Mad Max. Oh Was
15:24
it for a party or just for Halloween? Oh
15:26
Halloween, sorry, I think Megan also had a matching
15:28
costume I think she may have come as in
15:31
water and whatever it was, you know, I'm surely
15:33
sarans character But anyway, oh, she's furious. I just
15:35
sorry point of point of all of the Yeah
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Tom Hardy and Prince Harry Tom
15:45
Hardy and got him to give his character. I mean you
15:47
don't normally get to keep the costume. Do you? I the
15:49
other that normally goes off to see you could have had
15:51
a Hollywood or somewhere and he went for Mad Max I'm
15:53
kidding. Yeah, but you wouldn't like a party wearing a Bane
15:55
costume and spending time They're
16:00
both wearing very difficult masks for a lot of the
16:02
film. And he spends the night in the bathroom talking
16:04
to the pedal bin anyway. It's a dream after. As
16:06
soon as they leave, the pedal bin says, I
16:09
didn't catch a word of that. Oh, Ms. Gobi goes,
16:11
hang on, it's all right, I've got it. OK,
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next question. And the final one about
16:16
Prince Harry is... Oh, no. Oh, my. Which
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one of these people is not thanked in
16:21
the acknowledgements to spare? A, Bradley Walsh.
16:25
B, Oprah Winfrey. C, Tyler Perry.
16:28
Or D, James Corden. I
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couldn't even part, then. That was a pathetic part.
16:35
It's got to be Bradley Walsh. He's just in everything
16:37
else. Correct. He is impacting everything else. Tyler
16:40
Perry owns their house, doesn't he? He lent them their house. Oprah
16:43
Winfrey, obviously, they did a show. James
16:45
Corden, he sat in his car, did the karaoke thing. I think
16:47
he did Carpool Karaoke at some point. He did a bus, didn't
16:49
he? Top of an open-top bus. How was it? Was
16:53
he doing one of those tours, like a sort of British
16:55
London open-top bus tour? I think that was the kind of
16:57
theme of it, yeah. Everywhere that he'd
16:59
had a grievance, he'd just point to him. That's
17:03
when I was given a slightly smaller share
17:05
of sweets than the Horse Guards Parade. I
17:10
felt like it was a bad round for me. And the
17:12
scores at the end of that round are six to
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Andy and four to Adam. So there
17:16
is still all... Look at how he has. Right, OK,
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I'm Handel and Hooten. All depends
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what the subject of this final round
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is. This round is Political Scandals of
17:25
the 1990s. No, no, no. Oh,
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I really pleased you that I thought I'm in.
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Yeah, Political Scandals from slightly before Andy was born. I'm
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30-6. I
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know, but I've decided to make me feel better about being
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40 by implying that you're a kindness. And actually, for me
17:42
to pick up any points, I'm playing it with every Political
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Scandal that are actually in my book of Political Scandals that
17:47
I wrote, and I probably still wouldn't get them right. No,
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this round is called Anti-Woke Balls. OK,
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so it's all about the year in woke. Who
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said this in November? Why the hell
17:58
is the BBC trying to bow-dry its faults? towers
18:00
one of its finest creations why can we
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not mention the war why are they trying
18:04
to sandpaper roll dal why could we not say
18:07
fat oh that's really good because I thought it was gonna be
18:09
a a cleasy one at the start
18:11
but actually it's sort of all about everything
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yeah it's my favourite you have getting over there yeah
18:24
apparently yes we can no longer say fact although he
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just did that before
18:34
hand in case anyone wanted to interview him because he'd actually
18:36
turned up to do his job for the second time okay
18:40
next question we'll just mentioned the war but
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the one in Ukraine I would have
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kept him really happy according to
18:51
the Sun the words personal assistant are
18:54
a woke alternative to which traditional job
18:56
title beginning with C oh which
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words person personal assistant you know have
19:04
to say instead of sofa
19:06
I was
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gonna go with companion you know one of
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the Christian novel very much I think speaks
19:16
to the difference in your life oh
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that's great no no no can we
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have can we have limited number of
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jobs I'm beginning with C so given
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enough typewriters and monkeys you should get
19:30
it eventually chaperone not that get again
19:32
all your references like mittford novels constable
19:35
yes I mean
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it's secretary
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but what secretary but beginning with C secretary
19:43
spell wrong yeah that's our joint answer
19:45
please hello is it Prince Harry anagram
19:47
is that what it is another job
19:49
that is done quite widely
19:52
that you could that you could fairly
19:54
describe as being a personal assistant someone
19:56
coordinates I mean there's lots come on
19:59
there's like It's a very basic
20:01
one. Oh, it's a very basic one. It's
20:03
not called cleaner? No, it's not called cleaner.
20:05
Come on. Caretaker. It's not. Damn,
20:08
carer? Correct. Oh! I
20:12
was about to mock you for only ever having one job and
20:14
that you're like maybe you didn't know the world of work just
20:16
because you turned up at private. I never left like a sort
20:18
of really one-cast. So the sun are claiming that this is a
20:20
woke term for? Yeah, that you'd have to say personal
20:22
assistant, you can't say carer. No, but they're different things.
20:24
You get different- There is already a thing called a
20:26
personal assistant, which is- Take it up with the sun,
20:28
people. You
20:31
get different benefits for if you're-
20:34
It sounds like we're saying this woke thing isn't
20:36
all- Carer is a difference to personal assistant. Sorry,
20:38
someone who's been organizing a lot of care for
20:40
disabled and elderly people in the last few years.
20:42
They're wrong. Surprisingly, the sun are
20:44
wrong on that one. Okay, well, we
20:47
now have three questions to go and I say you've drawn level.
20:49
What? How
20:51
the hell does that happen? I don't know if you're a
20:54
mandaritist. I'm going to be a mandaritist. It has. Genuinely
20:56
distraught. Okay, okay. I've heard that
20:58
entire round on the novels of
21:00
Adam McQueen with you. It's
21:03
really decisive. Okay,
21:05
vegetarianism is, of course, woke.
21:09
Andy, looking very confident now. Who
21:11
said this year fake meat may
21:13
be okay for astronauts, but when people think of a meat feast,
21:16
I want them to be thinking about our great Welsh lamb, our Aberdeen Angus
21:18
beef, our saddleback pork, not
21:20
some pizza topping. Is
21:23
that to raise coffee? It is to
21:25
raise coffee! This
21:27
is very tense. Okay. Okay.
21:30
I'm going to need, this is a two-part answer. I'm going
21:32
to need both parts. Okay, so first this one. According
21:35
to Sowella Braverman, what do the Wokerati
21:37
eat and read? Adam.
21:41
They eat the Guardian and read tofu. That
21:43
is sort of correct, yes. Why
21:46
not? Oh my God, that means it's a nail-biting
21:48
thriller, for it all comes down to
21:50
the final question. I know we're recording in the quiet office,
21:52
but a hush has descended on the roof. I think that's
21:54
fair to say. You're only actually really feeling quite tense there.
21:57
I love this. who
22:00
are naturally competitive people. And I'm like, oh yeah, I don't really
22:02
care about the quiz. It's absolutely fine. I just, oh, stop it.
22:05
No laughter. The
22:08
new minister for common sense charged with
22:10
leading the anti-woke agenda is Esther McVey.
22:13
But what extremely woke play did she appear in
22:15
back in 2003, seated
22:17
in front of a giant V? The
22:19
BBC described her performance as a solid
22:22
performance with good Polish delivery and some
22:24
good characterization too. No laughter.
22:28
It's done in the giveaway. I think that was
22:30
Adam. And so you get first go at it?
22:33
It's the vagina monologues, isn't it? It is
22:35
the vagina monologues. And
22:37
with the vagina monologues, you
22:39
clinch victory. I'm not going to say
22:42
which words. I'm thinking, but
22:44
it's relevant to the vagina monologues. And
22:47
also coming back to a very nice private eye reference, because
22:50
if you remember one of the consistent stories about the Daily
22:52
Mail was that the, Paul Dakey used the
22:54
C word so many times in the office. His
22:56
editorial meters were known as the vagina monologues. Brilliant.
22:59
Well, that means a great big
23:01
Christmasy pudding treat goes to Adam and
23:04
a great big puddingy sadness goes
23:06
to Andy. The wooden spoon that was
23:08
used to stare at you. Love
23:11
of coal, which I also don't
23:13
like either. So. No laughter.
23:17
Thank you very much for playing. I'm sorry that
23:19
I had so many questions about Prince Harry's book.
23:22
I see that now that was an error, but
23:24
thank you very much both for playing and thank
23:26
you to all our listeners for your continued support
23:29
and ears throughout the year. And we will see
23:31
you again very soon.
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