It’s Christmas in July! This episode the guys review Santa Claus vs. The Devil. No, not the recent Supreme Court case, but the 1959 Mexican Matinee Masterpiece. Vince leads the discussion for the first time, Shane rails against Christmas for th

Episode 4.1: There’s No Way EVERYONE Was Kung-Fu Fighting….

Jun 17th, 2022 1h 44m

That’s right, Pat & Shane are back from the gutter — and they’ve brought someone with them! Season 4 opens up with a review of Force: Five. Yeah, no else has ever heard of it either. Directed by the same man that brought us Enter the Dragon and

Episode 3.5: You’re (thanks)Killing Me, Smalls!

Nov 24th, 2021 1h 25m

The guys review what is literally one of the worst movies ever made, ThanksKilling. The whole movie is just a foam rubber turkey head puppet on a rampage. Yeah, that’s it. Just further proof that each day we drift further away from God’s love.

Episode 3.4: The Real Challenge Was Sitting Through This!

Sep 13th, 2021 1h 43m

How bad is it if you can’t afford David Carradine? Pretty bad, apparently. The Challenge, starring Scott Glenn, a/k/a the Poor Man’s David Carradine, came out in 1982, just ahead of the Ninja craze. Maybe they should have waited a year and adde

Episode 3.3: Godfrey Ho-ly Crap! Which Ones Were the Ninjas?

May 9th, 2021 1h 18m

Godfrey Ho strikes again. Ninja Operation 7 is the sequel to a nonexistent movie and, well, shouldn’t exist either. A mishmash of jungle people, martial arts, and a lost mine that’s obviously a tourist cave, Ho hits a new low. Pat had technical

Episode 3.2: Beware Cheap Chinese Knockoffs!

Feb 5th, 2021 1h 59m

In this episode the boys revisit Infra-Man, one of Pat’s favorite movies of all time. Spoiler alert: Shane didn’t like it. Infra - Man is just a cut rate Power Ranger episode without the good fight choreography, at least according to Shane. It’

Episode 3.1: Just Another Reason to Hate Christmas

Jan 27th, 2021 1h 22m

In the first episode of Season 3, the guys review Christmas Evil, a wretched mess of a story about an idiot that falls into self delusion so much he starts killing people. (Same as that god-awful Joker movie that came out last year) Featuring t

Episode 2.10: Jesus! That Was Horrible!

Dec 20th, 2020 1h 30m

This episode we review J.C., an obscure bad biker gang film from 1972. Falsely advertised with the premise of Jesus Christ being reincarnated as the son of an Alabama preacher, this film fails to deliver on any level. When the highlight of a fi

Episode 2.9: I’m Really Not That Thankful

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 18m

This week the boys review Home Sweet Home, the horrendous garbled mess of a movie from 1981. Starring the dude from Body by Jake, this early slasher film fails to deliver any kind of entertainment. It’s supposed to be in color, but it’s mostly

Episode 2.8: Who Was That Masked Man? Nevermind, I Don’t Care.

Oct 27th, 2020 1h 54m

In this episode Shane and Pat delve deep into the philosophical meaning behind Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters. Finding that the lacks anything resembling a deeper meaning, or for that matter, anything resembling a plot, Shane rages at th

Episode 2.7: The Bronx Just Got Worse, But How?

Sep 28th, 2020 1h 27m

In this Episode, Shane & Pat review Escape From the Bronx, sequel to The Bronx Warriors, a movie we endured in Episode 2.2. Was this cinematic offering any better than the original? Surprise, the answer is no, but at least the leading man learn

Episode2.6: Black Cats Are Bad Luck

Aug 25th, 2020 1h 25m

This episode we look at The Black Cat, a/k/a The Third Mother, a/k/a Demons 6 de Profundis. As Shakespeare said, a movie by any other name will probably suck, and this movie is no exception. A steaming hot mess of Italian garbage, prepare to th

Episode 2.5: My Brain Has Been Terminated. By A Ninja.

Jun 17th, 2020 1h 15m

Ninja Terminator is not so much a movie as a series of incoherent and unrelated sequences, most of which are pretty generic fight scenes. For a move called Ninja Terminator, it’s pretty short on ninjas and cybernetic killing machines from the f

Episode 2.4 — Mazel tov! You’re Both Pathetic!

May 11th, 2020 1h 16m

In this episode we examine Dracula vs Frankenstein, and I don’t mean the Supreme Court case. A shockingly bad marring of two of the greatest movie monsters of all time, chocked full of movie footage unrelated to what’s allegedly going on. Lon C

Episode 2.3: Baby Don’t Hurt Me, No More......

Apr 24th, 2020 1h 8m

Delving into 1973’s The Baby, a discombobulated tale of Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy. Slap your eye with a cactus instead of sitting through this one.