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PKA six fifteen with their guest

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destiny Taylor. This episode of PKA

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brought to you by lock and load, wonky weeds,

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death by gummy bears, and fume.

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You'll hear more about all of them later.

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But, Destiny, thank you for joining us. I know you're

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busy streaming ten hours every day.

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I was going over to your your

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channel just before this because I

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wanted to get a feel of what what you were doing

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so I could ask questions. And your channel's been

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popping off the past few days with a bunch of twitch

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drama. And as I was reading

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all the titles, I realized I don't know who any

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of these people are, but it seems

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miss Kipp is at the center of it. Is he

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a bad guy? And should I hate him? I

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I already do. I'm a step ahead of you too.

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You're a man that way. He was a Could

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you describe all seasons Game Thrones in,

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like, three sentences. Trash.

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This is because of that what you're asking me to

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do. Basically, it was a long time ago,

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somebody probably got sexual lead Horacio

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assaulted at a party. Some people saw this.

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Some people might have tried to cover this up.

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Some people might have alerted other people that there was

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potentially cover up and a year or two later,

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while some people were attacking another group of people,

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other people brought up that somebody might have covered

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up something that happened a long time ago and people were trying to figure

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out if happen or not, and then people got mad about

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it. It's there's at least, like, nine different

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yeah. There's at least, like, nine different players involved.

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We are very well done, Destiny. Yeah. feel

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like I get what's going on now. Yeah. I get excited,

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but we have a professional communicator on

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the show. I guess, basically,

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the whole thing comes down to whether

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or not people think miss

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Kith, who is like or is or was

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a member of a big gaming team, sent

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over some friends to have another girl kind of

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rewrite a quit longer about a sexual

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assault to cover for a friend. And that's

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kind of like where everybody's not really sure.

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It seems like maybe something might have

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happened, maybe something wouldn't have, but

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there's not, like, conclusive evidence when it comes to these

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types of things because nobody was in the room at the time

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except for the people that were. And so, you know, who do you think?

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Gotcha. Yeah. That's

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what the the toll twitch community was

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embroiled in. Yeah. Then

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I was really shocked to find out that a twitch

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streamer might

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Like, I don't know. have acted inappropriately? Yeah.

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It's really weird because in this world, like, for entertainment,

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for YouTube, for Twitch, like, any

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weird shit like that is almost as never happening.

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Right? Like -- Yeah. -- I think you're totally good

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person. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm just

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gonna place all my trust in

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the Catholic church because I don't trust Twitch

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streamers like I used to. True. At

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least the Catholic church is like, Yeah.

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Some of us do that to kids, get over

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it. That's

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what we do and we're gonna do it

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when you're gone. Like, you know,

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they embrace it and you have to respect that. You

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know? Do you rememberasher

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the sure keem

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So you can make, like, Bashar?

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No. I like the name better. I think

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I have the name. Right? Dustin -- No. Bashar

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al Assad, the leader of Syria. Yeah. That guy.

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Yeah. No. No worries. good ass.

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Yeah. Yeah. That was this full thing. No

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idea. Yep. Of course. Okay. Well, I'm

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gonna follow this up. He he

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was a Minecraft streamer. And

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I first read flag. Yeah.

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And a Minecraft YouTuber, and he got

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really popular. He had a really hot girlfriend,

3:08

which helped his appeal because she was

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kind of an exhibitionist to

3:12

that to some extent, you know, like,

3:14

you wouldn't Wait. What what

3:17

what is the wait. What is that? What how does Can

3:19

you connect the dots for me? So he streams

3:21

and he's on YouTube, and his girlfriend is an exhibitionist,

3:23

like like, fuck's people in public? Or what do

3:25

you mean by that? I we need so at the time,

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She was just really cute. Her name is Claire

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baby baby legs. And when

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they did videos together, a really cute

3:34

girl in the thumbnail and a new stuff helped. And

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then it got gotcha. I candy or

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Yeah. I candy at first. Okay. And then it

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was like i Candy but her in a towel.

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or her in a shower but blurred out.

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And almost rated.

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Right? Mhmm. Later, Schumer

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got up her game and became a

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chatterbait. star. Okay.

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But aside

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from her,

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he was

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was

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somewhere on the

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sexual predator spectrum. I think

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on the very mild end of it.

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Like, don't don't we name

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that spectrum? Jeez. Right? hear

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me out on this. So he

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was, I think, in high school, like When he

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was heck in wholesome, mostly. No.

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because, like, a level three. Like, level

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three groomer. Okay. And on a one to ten, he's

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not too far off. Okay. He's like

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eighteen. I think she was fifteen.

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Oh, okay. Zach says nineteen,

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but I I think that I might be right. I mean,

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I'll be in high school, I always sign. And

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the and so they were

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it would have been legal had they been three years apart.

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And this is like eighty percent right. So just go back

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to school myself. But because they were

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three years in some number of months apart,

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I told my GE the different things. Right.

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I'm I'm getting interrupted a lot. You

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are. Because they were three years and some months

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apart, it was illegal.

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So the police got involved, and they

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had, like, state psychologists interview

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both of them. And they came

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away with this notion that, like, Alright.

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So this is against the letter of the law, but

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they would developmental peers. That was the

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term that they used. But meanwhile, keemstar

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is reporting on this story constantly.

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And he's saying misleading stuff.

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Like, he is twenty seven

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years old. and she was fifteen

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years old, which

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are

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both true, but not at the same time.

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Like, do you do you see how he's misrepresenting what's

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going on. Like yeah. He's twenty

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seven because this happened nine years ago.

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And his whole audience is

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like buying everything he says. CubeStar seems

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to genuinely believe deep in his

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heart that he has a sixth sense

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for these things. And I don't know

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if he had his facts wrong innocently

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or intentionally because I I've

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been on the receiving end of enough keying

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star reports that I know that oftentimes there's

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bad intent that he's making shit up.

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I love my favorite thing about anything related

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to childhood is the verbs or or like the way

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that people describe things. So for instance, if

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it's it's

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never an eighteen year old and a fifteen year

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old, it's always like an almost nineteen

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year old with a fifteen year old. Like, they always

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round up the age of the other one, and they'll

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round down the age of the other one. Sure.

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Yeah.

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I thought that he is twenty seven, and she

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was fifteen, was especially agreed -- Crazy. --

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like Yeah. That's Yeah.

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He is twenty seven because it happened nine years

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ago. Like, That's the work in reverse

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call. left out. Look, I was five.

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Like, I was fifteen. I think

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fifteen. color.

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The biggest thing I got from that was that was

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nine. It's like you were fifteen, but

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around forty years ago. Nine eleven through.

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You use a term in that psyche about developmental

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peers. Does this mean if you're retarded enough? You could fuck

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somebody at any age? Or what can you break that down a

6:44

little bit more? What is a slippery slope.

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That was an interesting phrase. Oh.

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Like, this guy's sixty one, but he's got

6:52

the mind of five year old. It's like, I'm

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not okay with this, guys. Like, get

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out of here. They can't go on t dates together. Wait.

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Alright. Well, that's an executive. died of

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COVID in twenty twenty one? Who died?

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Did that universe die? Yeah.

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I did say that funny. Bash

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died in twenty twenty one, I had

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no idea. Anyway, another thing that

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was interesting. So Bam. Bash

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would be like in peers

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as Kingstar exposed him,

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you know, with with a bunch of false facts and

7:21

misleading dialogue. Mhmm. But

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then there were some secret recordings that came

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out that implied they were both in on

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it. Like, they were like, yeah. That was a good

7:29

one. And that they were both like

7:32

Bash was somehow complicit in

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his being painted as a

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pedophile and

7:38

used it for popularity. I don't know. I think Bash

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wasn't really fucked up spot mentally. And

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Nice. Did it Or things could be taken out of

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context too. Yeah. You know, it could it could

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be one of those things where, like, you know,

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maybe maybe person a is

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bullying him and he's just kind of, like, going along

7:53

with, like, yeah. That was a good one.

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Yeah. It's always hard there. Do you guys know

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the kill stream? got a context. Ethan

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Ralph or whatever. Have you

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ever heard of this guy or any of these things? I've heard of

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him before that. Like, I I said before the,

8:04

like so people submit false tips to the API, which I

8:06

get you swaddered or whatever. So I already tried to do this to

8:08

me where FBI came in and asked me that, like, people told

8:10

me she got child points. I was like, I don't have child points. And

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I mentioned on stream, I'm like, yeah. It's like my third

8:14

visit from the FBI. And I said, job guys. And when I mentioned what

8:16

they came for, he had written an article

8:18

on me, said Destiny, currently

8:20

under investigation for child pornography.

8:22

And I'm like, well, that's not really right. But, like, I've

8:24

talked to him and he's like, a nice

8:26

article, dude, like, good one. You really got me there. So,

8:28

like, if somebody clipped that, they could like, I wonder if

8:30

that's, like, the type of conversation you know,

8:32

like, I don't think so. Like,

8:34

he said, he wrote an article. You were

8:37

being investigated for traveling. He searched for it.

8:39

Yeah. Steven Bonnell, investigated FTH help on

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a pretty sure. And then when you go to click the evidence,

8:43

like to back it up. It's a video of you talking

8:45

about what happened. Yeah. Pretty

8:47

pretty like Wait. Very cyclical.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's absurd.

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Jesus Christ. I there was this one guy.

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I you know all those channels on YouTube

8:55

that have, like, they're, like, documentaries. Like, the

8:57

wings documentaries. It'll be, like, the downfall

8:59

of wings I was on one of those channels recently, and

9:01

I saw, like, a side suggestion for a

9:03

guy named call me Carson who was, like, I

9:05

knew him because, like, he was a big like

9:07

YouTube guy who actually I think he was a big fan of

9:10

Woody's. And I watched a

9:12

little bit of it, and I didn't wanna watch the

9:14

whole thing. because I I didn't watch this content before.

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And I, like, scroll down just to get adjust what the

9:18

comments were saying. And it was, like,

9:20

this is all over a nineteen

9:22

year old texting, a seventeen

9:24

year old. And it's like because I

9:26

remember seeing him, like, trending on Twitter,

9:28

like, a year or two ago and just despite my

9:30

assumption, not looking into it. I'm, like, something that must have

9:32

happened for this people many people to be this upset, literally

9:36

nineteen seventeen. That

9:38

that's insane. I won't say there were

9:41

people keep whispering about there being more

9:43

stuff in the background. I don't know if that's true or

9:45

not. But, yeah, what what initially came out was

9:47

that seventeen, nineteen year old I think I've gotten

9:49

to the point of my life where the it's

9:51

I not to enable pedophiles or anything

9:53

like that. But at this point, when the ages

9:55

are, like, twenty twenty one and younger, I

9:57

need to see some behavior. Because,

9:59

like, there

9:59

are ways that, like, a nineteen year old

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could definitely, like, take advantage

10:04

of a fifteen, sixteen year old. And there are

10:06

also ways where it's, like, they met when, like,

10:08

one was a senior, one was a sophomore, one

10:10

went to college. They were, like, the birthdays lined

10:12

up. So the development report peers.

10:14

Yeah. Or just even, like, it's like it's a thing

10:16

that, like, I don't give a fuck. Like, if a

10:18

if a sophomore in high school is

10:20

dating, like, a fucking freshman at

10:22

college. Is it a little creepy sometimes? Yeah.

10:24

But I don't really give a fuck that much. Is it enough

10:26

to destroy somebody's life over? Almost

10:28

never. But it could be. there could be, like, logs

10:30

leaked. There could be conversations, like, that was really

10:32

fucked up. Were the guys, like, trying to encourage the

10:34

younger person to, like, run away from their

10:36

parents or, like, create shit like, That would be fucked

10:38

up. But there needs to be more than just, like,

10:40

this guy was twenty years old, and he flirted

10:42

with, like, a seventeen or six. He was, like, I don't give a fuck. Who

10:44

the fuck cares? their the,

10:46

like, the response of people.

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Yeah. I just I could not believe. Like,

10:51

apparently, he, like, chased off the Internet for

10:53

a while. and all that came out that, like

10:55

like you said, that was certified was a

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nineteen him at nineteen talking to a seventeen year old,

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which is, like, they genuinely,

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like, were probably in high school at the

11:03

same time. Yeah. Like, if they went to the same high school, they

11:05

were guaranteed to run the high school the same time. Like,

11:07

because they're that close to nades. They could have been one grade

11:09

apart. Like, that's just that's

11:11

retarded. or are there any It throws it

11:13

throws water on, like, real stuff. Like, I know

11:15

that's a trite saying, but it's

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true. Like, when when people,

11:19

like, treating nineteen to seventeen year old the

11:21

same way as a if it were a

11:23

twenty seven year old and a twelve year old,

11:25

like, that's that's a pedophile

11:27

molesting child. that's that shouldn't be in the same

11:29

conversation as a nineteen year old and a seventeen year old

11:31

flirting. That's the other you said it was

11:33

a pedophile. Technically

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not. Right? No. Does anyone here know the

11:38

different definitions? I I don't know them off the top of

11:40

my head, but I don't know. I make a

11:42

point like to eat. Oh, really? I

11:44

make a point not to know the and there's I know

11:46

the definitions really well. I was a huge run

11:48

post quarter two thousand eight. So I get a major

11:50

concern in every state, and they

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never get and he bev a file and all the other, you know,

11:54

if if the files or whatever they're up.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It

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would be, like, that's not

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peto without being coming

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off as as if you're defending the kenno.

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Yeah. No. Not defending kenno. I'm defending

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rich vocabularies. I argue about

12:08

it quite a lot. because I get I get annoyed at

12:10

the virtue signaling when you get these people

12:12

out here that act like they could

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never ever I

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almost had a really I'm gonna say. But when people out here

12:18

acting like, I was gonna say, never ever fucking eleven year

12:20

old, really. No. No. When these when

12:22

these people are out here when these people are out here and they're like a

12:24

seventeen year old woman, I could never find

12:26

that attractive. absolutely fucking disgusting. And it's gotten to the

12:28

point where on my old Twitter before I got spam report and

12:30

spam. Dude, I'll pull these conversations off

12:32

Reddit. With these dumb motherfuckers, our

12:34

typing shit like oh,

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I'm twenty years old. I can't even imagine

12:38

looking at a nineteen year old. I was like, bro, you don't

12:40

look at anybody. Shut the fuck up. What are you even

12:42

talking about? A little hype shit like this. I was like, I'm

12:44

a saw I'm a sophomore in high school and freshman are,

12:46

like, grossed me. Like, no, they're not. You're so full of

12:48

shit. People have virtually seen it all so hard over. It's so

12:50

disgusting. That is very hardcore.

12:52

That's I haven't had extreme Yeah. Well, their mom and dad are,

12:54

like, oh, yeah. My dad was my mom's professor

12:56

and, like, fucking college. Like, okay. They're, like,

12:58

fifteen year age. They're probably level two is,

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like, twenty. So it's okay. Like, the fuck out

13:02

of here. It's like it's like when you say I I saw some something

13:04

go viral on Twitter like a a month or two

13:07

ago, and it was like someone with like a

13:09

big like communist flag Avatar

13:12

and they posted photos that they got roasted

13:14

for. It was like fox

13:16

hunt on the family farm today, and

13:18

it's like an enormous palatial

13:20

estate. Do you know how rich have to be to go on fucking

13:22

fox hunts -- Mhmm. -- on horses.

13:25

Like And so, like, the most To

13:27

post that is hilarious. Like,

13:29

it's like Diamond fundraising

13:31

today with family. Diamond

13:34

family at the beer family mine.

13:37

Yeah. I can recognize. Are

13:39

you seeing the same thing? Like, sometimes people will be

13:41

like, what would you be in a communist, utopia? And

13:43

it'd be like, I'd teach art. I'd

13:47

paint It's like, no. You'd you'd mine

13:49

until you start. You'd

13:51

I don't think you'd get selected for,

13:53

like, Conrad. You will be number

13:55

one Minecraft stream. A

13:58

lot of the new republic. It

14:00

was a my my favorite meme for

14:02

that was there was a big website. It was a twenty

14:04

question to figure out what you would be doing

14:06

on the commune and you would go through and get

14:08

answered, do you have an affinity for art? You

14:10

know, what kind of skills do you have? What do you have? What do you blah

14:12

blah blah? And when you would reach the final

14:14

page, you'd answer the last question. The job

14:16

that it would feed you at the end was always subsistence

14:19

farming. no

14:22

matter what you were. That's just

14:24

transforming. Yeah. All that stuff

14:26

about, like, what you have an

14:28

affinity for and and what your potential is

14:30

and stuff. I sucked

14:32

so bad as a teenager. My my my

14:34

GPA coming out of high school was a one point

14:36

nine eight to put it in perspective. I

14:38

was a terrible, terrible student

14:40

who completely lacked work ethic and just hadn't

14:43

found his direction or motivation

14:45

yet. All these other

14:47

systems where like,

14:49

you know, schools, you know, you have to take a

14:51

test to get into the next grade, to be selected

14:54

for college, to be the I would have

14:56

failed all of them. I would have driven

14:58

nowhere in life under any other system

15:00

but this one. And I'm thankful I'm

15:02

here because this is better. Yeah. Yes.

15:04

Well, this system this system allows you to

15:06

do that. it might not be the best thing for

15:08

our society as a whole. Right? Like like, maybe

15:10

Woody would have been better trained as a lifeguard.

15:12

Like, that was your gig. You had a

15:14

good ass. They should still be on that that

15:16

coast driver. you swimmer. Fuck in. Just

15:18

you'd be so dark behind you right now.

15:20

No. Don't. Yeah. What

15:23

do you have you had one blotch of cancer? Those are rookie

15:26

numbers. We got to bump up those numbers. What do you

15:28

I am the cancer. No.

15:31

I think answer you think that of me.

15:34

In a system like that, like, the people that you would

15:36

actually pull out of and, like, oh, you're

15:38

not gonna be farm and buddy. be like one

15:40

in ten thousand or something that's gonna go be an

15:42

engineer or some fucking -- Wouldn't have been

15:44

doing? -- astronaut or some shit. Like like

15:46

you're best and brightest. Right? And then everybody

15:48

else, it's gonna be better for society.

15:50

Right? Like in this system,

15:52

we allow water to find its level and they don't

15:54

have to figure it out by fourteen years

15:56

old. Yeah. The only

15:57

way it works, you know, Gene Robberry was

15:59

a commie. Yeah.

16:00

They don't want they don't want to talk about that

16:02

over at CBS. But

16:04

it was a fucking commie. And that's the

16:06

idea of Star Trek. You're what what's it called

16:08

when you're post goddamn

16:10

it. Post scarcity. Post scarcity

16:13

society. So all

16:14

the people who don't wanna do shit or can't do

16:16

shit, they don't have to farm. They can just

16:18

chill. So I and that's the part of Star Trek

16:20

that never show you. the billions who

16:22

must be chilling somewhere, not

16:24

flying starships, and

16:26

saving space space anomalies.

16:28

Are you

16:28

ever post scarcity? If, like, if

16:31

you're, like, if everything's covered, like, then power

16:33

would be the thing that you'd it seems

16:34

like we always want more, you know? was

16:36

about to say if human wants her insatiable,

16:38

then post scarcity isn't possible. They're pretty

16:40

good start track though because they can, like, create --

16:42

Yeah. -- this is a show from from energy.

16:44

and the energy seems pretty pretty

16:46

easily can't came back to

16:47

come by there. Right. But it somewhat becomes a

16:50

storage problem. It's Star

16:52

Trek. They have transporter beams and

16:54

fucking faster than like they did. And and

16:56

holidays. They seem to be able to store, like,

16:58

there's, like, help me. What

17:00

is the the telephone booth and doctor who

17:02

called? Tardis. Tardis. Yeah. They seem to

17:04

have Tardis like technology. We're

17:06

getting some reverb, I think, maybe from

17:09

Destiny. I because I could hear myself, like,

17:11

coming back at me ever so

17:13

faintly.

17:13

Is it testing? Does it glow when I light up?

17:15

Or how can I tell? fits me or not.

17:17

I don't think.

17:17

No. I'm not hearing it. So I don't

17:20

oh, wait.

17:23

to be

17:23

honest. And you heard it.

17:26

Right? I don't know. I can't tell who it is, but I

17:28

heard it mildly. You're

17:30

mute yourself?

17:30

It's

17:33

destiny.

17:33

k. I turn my headphone

17:35

down. Hopefully Okay. It's got me. I don't know

17:37

what I was doing. You wanna clap again?

17:40

Make sure. I'm afraid people hate

17:42

it. 123457

17:44

We got it. No. Yeah. Absolutely.

17:46

If I was gonna hate the

17:48

car. someone's driving in their car just

17:51

buying. So,

17:54

senator, is there anything I learned from reading your sobriety

17:56

as long as there's anything about talk. Apparently,

17:58

people are happy. So But wouldn't you just watch

18:00

somebody win them over eventually? Yeah.

18:02

I just I don't yeah. You mad at me,

18:04

but someone nearly fell asleep and I saved

18:07

their lives. True. Yeah. You know, just for that reason,

18:09

I could've start playing a police siren

18:11

randomly on the show. Right. Oh, I

18:13

saw a crazy police video last

18:15

night. They they they stick the canine on the guy,

18:17

and the guy

18:18

is, like, on his back now, canine

18:20

on his leg, and he takes out a pistol.

18:23

and like goes to put the pistol to the dog's

18:25

head. But the cop has an AR

18:27

fifteen. And I mean, when I say he's standing

18:30

over him, I mean, he's standing

18:32

over him looking straight down and they just

18:34

light this guy up when he points the guy at the

18:36

dog. And the dog is

18:36

fine. I saw this video too.

18:40

probably gonna shoot the dog. I mean, he he

18:42

had you keep I

18:42

mean He was waving a gun around and there was, like,

18:44

cop three cops on top of a man of dogs. So

18:47

somebody was getting shot no

18:49

matter what. I saw another

18:51

one where this crazy guy had

18:53

kidnapped his kid, I think, like a toddler.

18:55

And he's holding it in the line at McDonald's

18:58

maybe. Like, Keep in mind, there's cars

19:00

they're trying to get get their food. Okay? They're

19:02

they're having to deal with this. And you won't

19:04

put

19:04

the kid down so they tase and grab the kid

19:07

real quick. pretty smoothly. Kid

19:09

doesn't follow anything. And

19:10

then the guy still won't give up. So they've

19:12

got, like, two guys on top of him and he won't

19:14

put he won't give him his hands. He's like,

19:16

got locked or something. He won't put him on his back. So

19:18

they let the dog start chomping on him.

19:21

And I think they quickly realized, oh

19:23

my god. No. Get the

19:25

dog off. because, like, the dog bites the

19:27

guy in the calf and, like, blood

19:29

just starts pouring after,

19:31

like, two little bites from that Belgian

19:33

mouth. It just shredded

19:35

this motherfucker. I'm

19:35

sure. Police talk is just scary. Yeah. A

19:37

police activity channel is just You love

19:39

that channel. So

19:40

I've never seen it. curious about

19:42

it. It's so good. hours

19:44

of entertainment. Hours of entertainment, you'll I'll

19:46

say this. You'll you'll you'll it'll

19:49

it makes it harder to judge

19:52

cops who you see being assholes. And at

19:54

the same time, a lot of the times, the video's on

19:56

there are cops being assholes. It's like, oh, they got

19:58

him. And at the end, they'll be like, Officer

20:00

Morris is on permanent suspension, and

20:02

charges are pending. And say, oh,

20:03

okay. Good. Good. Good. But then

20:06

some of them, it's like, that cop just

20:08

saved like everybody.

20:09

That guy was gonna kill

20:11

him off. Like, there's and then there'll be

20:13

a cop who, like he pulls

20:15

a speeder over, and she's got the baby. And she's

20:17

like, the baby's dying. and the

20:19

cop saves the baby on the hood of the car, like, right there in front of

20:21

you? Good stuff. The dog that

20:23

is. The cop saves the baby?

20:26

Yeah. You like CPRs the baby back

20:28

to life. They had or maybe

20:29

he had something in his throat. He had, like, he

20:31

like saves the baby. Good for

20:33

him.

20:33

They should they should if they're trying to

20:35

change perception, they need more of those videos.

20:38

I would

20:38

I think they need better

20:39

uniforms. I think that we've got And

20:42

that's that's such a good point. I think

20:44

they I Understood. What

20:46

would their uniforms look like?

20:48

Right. So right now, here's the thing. Let me show you,

20:50

like, shorts, like, a little less threatening.

20:52

Oh. It's all about right now 9115

20:54

Have you seen that? How many questions?

20:57

Exactly. tango. Yeah. Yeah.

20:59

Exactly like Woody in the in his

21:01

Halloween costume. It it like

21:03

Woody's fit enough that he shows he's

21:05

serious, but he also was wearing shorts so you know he likes to hang out

21:07

as can play. The

21:10

duality of man all in

21:12

one outfit. Oh,

21:14

you shouldn't. I can't find

21:17

Google images in coming up with

21:19

it. Oh, exactly. I found it.

21:21

Yeah. That's Yeah. There we go. That's exactly what we're

21:23

looking for. Now Woody's

21:25

thighs filled those out much more impressive

21:27

than the losers. I will I'm so

21:29

confused why you've neither found a picture of

21:31

Woody in the cast him, nor the

21:33

character who wore it himself for

21:35

many years. Honestly, the the

21:37

third party wearing a cop. Look at

21:39

look at the boots. I love that.

21:42

The boots yeah. The boots are pretty great. The

21:44

boots are pretty nice. I mean, I what was your idea

21:46

for new cop uniforms be? I think shorts --

21:48

I'd like to make things seem a little light.

21:50

No way. I was going more hardcore. I was going, like, judge Tread with it.

21:52

I want helmets. Oh, I was

21:54

thinking making them my friendlier. No.

21:56

You

21:56

gotta go the other way. either the

21:59

other way. Oh, you know, I

21:59

don't feel like we are gonna like that. because I

22:02

feel like cops are power tripping enough. Like, if they're

22:04

showing up in helmets and shit, I

22:06

can imagine I was just thinking about all cops after wear

22:08

assless chats. That'll weed out a lot of

22:10

people who don't wanna be laughed at a silly and

22:12

really mean when you see it, and it'll make sure

22:14

they're fit. I think

22:15

this will strike, you know, terror into the

22:17

hearts of of would be criminals when they

22:20

see, like, a bunch of judge Red judge

22:22

Red's walking around just give

22:24

them some of those cool motorcycles too. Why not? Like like

22:26

like the whole thing? Make them frown?

22:28

True. Maybe

22:29

we should, like, if they brought back,

22:32

like, public executions just for like

22:34

serial killers. Just to

22:36

put the fear of god in people, do you think that

22:38

would help?

22:40

I don't think so. I I think that I

22:42

I don't think so. because everybody knows

22:44

that you die if you do that stuff, like most

22:47

of the time anyway. Like if you

22:49

there's a lot of those, like, school

22:51

seasons now, they they're going in there to die. Right? I

22:53

don't think public executions are gonna solve anything.

22:55

Although, I do want them.

22:57

I've talked how many years have I been wanting that running

22:59

man scenario where we just throw them

23:01

into like a, you know, some sort of a game show that we

23:03

all watch? No.

23:04

No. We crucify them

23:07

from boss since in New York. That's a warning like the Roman

23:09

empire. Remember when they used not well, you

23:11

obviously don't remember nor do I, but they used to

23:13

remember that. Yeah. Remember

23:15

that? Yeah. Back in the day.

23:17

we used to get a little wild. No.

23:21

I bet I bet that I bet criminals had a lot to think

23:23

about and smell. like, on that road.

23:26

So you do that with serial kill do we I don't think we have

23:28

enough serial killers for that. Wasn't I don't think it's that

23:30

big of our name. Are you talking about the

23:32

movie Spartacus? I mean, you know That did

23:34

happen though, I think. I think that's historically accurate

23:36

to It is. There there were three

23:38

slave revolts, and in each of the the second

23:40

slave revolt was the spartacus one. I think Did they do

23:42

success with the I I I'm

23:44

doubtful about the They did crucify them.

23:46

Yeah. They crucify them all.

23:48

Mhmm. They they did crucify them up and

23:50

down the road as, like, a warning to to other,

23:52

like, slaves who wanted to get out and

23:54

and

23:54

and try their luck Yeah. Yeah.

23:56

None of the slave vaults did did too

23:58

well in the end. But the

24:00

you wouldn't know that by the shows.

24:03

Like, in the

24:03

shows, it's like, oh, man. Like, they're kind

24:05

of valiantly losing, but

24:08

they

24:08

were they were tortured severely.

24:10

Why did

24:10

they lose Like, you would think

24:12

that a bunch of gladiators would be pretty

24:14

effective at

24:15

They're they just, like well,

24:18

the the Rome was so vast

24:20

and so enormous. And Rome Like

24:22

part of Rome's power was the permanent standing

24:24

army. That also meant that they were very well

24:26

trained and and very segmented. And

24:28

so when they they could go

24:30

into towns and ransacked them for

24:32

resources, and that's what they did. They kind of

24:34

were acted as raiders. And

24:36

then, like, once the Roman legions

24:38

got there, they they crushed them. They

24:40

they they

24:40

met in battle a few times and they didn't do

24:43

well. And then in the end, I think they they lost,

24:45

like, everything.

24:46

So but in the

24:48

end, who's remembered? Particle

24:51

-- gladiators. Yeah. For losing.

24:54

Russell Crow. Russell

24:57

Crow. Oh, I was doing the TV series. What is the TV

24:59

series? It's Spartacus. Spartacus? Yeah. That

25:01

was that was a wonderful series until the main

25:03

guy died of What was that the ZZ had?

25:05

Was it Oh, I thought he had cancer. I

25:07

thought he had cancer too. You don't Yeah. But it was like a

25:09

specific kind that's got like a like a it's like

25:11

one of his three name cancers. Was

25:15

it, like, pancreatic or because pancreatic, like, where it's,

25:17

like, a non Hodgkin's lymphoma

25:19

or something like that? Like like,

25:21

I remember Is that the good Hodgkin's?

25:24

That's

25:24

a good one. Clearly not. Well then Well, the

25:26

non non Hodgkin's is the good one. That's my kid's mom

25:28

had that. And it was, like, really progressed,

25:31

but the survival rate was pretty

25:33

good. So that's the I think he's all

25:35

dialed. with cancer warriors. We're we're hoping

25:37

to hit the points as soon. Yeah. I've heard you guys

25:39

are all getting cancer here. I read a separate. It may be

25:41

a little hesitant to Lot of campfires a few times because

25:43

I wasn't really too sure shit going on here, but Yeah. It's

25:45

a little contagious over video. Yeah.

25:48

Jesus. It's only facial cancer, though. Yeah.

25:50

Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? Do you guys wanna

25:52

see an update? Yeah. I'll be

25:53

able to see your name, sir. So I

25:55

don't it's mostly healing.

25:58

Okay? There's

25:58

a little

25:59

a little

25:59

star. You can kinda see it.

26:01

It should smooth out and look good.

26:03

But if you look up close, there's a there's

26:05

currently a lump where the scar is, but

26:08

you have to get, like, reconstructive surgery? Or Mm-mm. It

26:10

was something called original nose. That

26:12

pops off. It was something

26:14

called Moe surgery, and the

26:16

audience has heard too many times, but they

26:19

test the cancer right there

26:21

in the house. Yeah. I heard that part. Yeah.

26:23

So that they can take the smallest

26:25

margins possible. but it was still a pretty big hole

26:27

in my face. Like -- Mhmm. -- it was it

26:29

was not nothing. Nice.

26:31

I mean, not nice. I'm glad.

26:35

I'm glad. So I have a I have a little

26:37

stories that so I'm out riding

26:39

motorcycles. Right? I'm teaching Jackie to ride a

26:41

bike. And what she she's a she

26:43

only rides in the neighborhoods, like in

26:45

a subdivision. So every so often, she'll

26:47

say, hey, why don't you go off? Because

26:49

I feel a little stifled, like barely

26:51

exceeding fifteen miles an

26:53

hour. and and then come back in five minutes or so and

26:55

she gets to be as slow as she wants to

26:57

without me feeling like, you know, come

26:59

on. Let's go. Alright. So I

27:02

zipped like five miles down the road,

27:04

this canoe launch near my house,

27:06

and there's a guy there. He's a

27:08

black guy. he has no shirt on

27:10

and he is like the perfect

27:12

specimen. You know, if aliens were to come

27:14

down and get the perfect human being based

27:16

on physique alone, they would select this

27:18

guy. Okay. But he

27:20

doesn't

27:20

he's not doing well.

27:21

Like like, he's walking along his car,

27:23

like, holding the

27:26

the car supporting himself. Like like,

27:28

it was a big crutch or

27:30

something. And I

27:32

see him struggling in the parking

27:34

lot. And I'm like, do I just

27:36

ignore this man and and leave him

27:38

alone, which

27:40

good call, Kyle, or

27:44

do I do what I do and offer to lend them a

27:46

hand? because I've been in that situation so

27:48

many times. Right? It's an outdoor area with

27:50

like a walking park and a new

27:52

launch and stuff. as as

27:54

a frequent injury, I as

27:57

opposed to an injury a person who

27:59

receives injuries, all the fucking

28:02

time. Ingerar. Yeah. Okay.

28:04

There have been, like, heck, the last

28:06

time I was in Colorado, I needed to

28:08

carry, like, a little twenty pound bag with, you

28:10

know, toiletries and clothes. to

28:12

my room, but I broken leg. And someone is like,

28:14

can I carry it? It's just thirty feet. It's nothing

28:17

for them. But for me, I'm hopping around

28:19

on one foot painfully off

28:21

balance etcetera. Mhmm. It was a

28:23

huge act of kindness for someone to

28:25

carry my bag just, you

28:27

know, from the bike to the

28:29

room. Yeah. And Look

28:31

him all for you. black man. Look him

28:34

all for you.

28:35

Look him fucking fit. I

28:37

can't overstate that this guy looked like he

28:39

was an NFL wide receiver. Alright. So you're at least Simey

28:41

hard, like, heading toward him. You're like, I'm gonna have a black

28:44

friend and he's a family and a

28:46

workout buddy. And he's, like, into

28:48

outdoorsy stuff. Like, this might be

28:50

my black all made. So you're braked

28:52

up all of butter. Alright. I'm a

28:54

little insulted by the semi heart thing.

28:56

I'm a Bluetooth customer. Oh, yeah. I

28:58

have grown up. Probably.

29:00

Very vascular. Okay.

29:04

And so anyway, I turned off the bike and I'm

29:06

like, you know, hey, you are right. You know, do you do

29:08

you need a hand or anything? And

29:10

he looks at me. He's like, yum, are

29:12

you alright? Like, aggressively. And

29:15

I was like, oh my bad.

29:17

Like, I I thought

29:18

I saw you limping. And he

29:20

goes, yeah. I'm

29:21

disabled. And then I

29:24

realized, when I looked a

29:26

little closer in his car is in the

29:28

handicapped spot that he's using as

29:30

a crutch to get around.

29:32

And I'm like, the buck. I gotta get my

29:34

ass kicked by this fucking preference, nothing

29:36

but no legs. We're

29:38

not no legs. Just not Now

29:41

we know why his upper body is so

29:43

powerful. Yeah. maybe he gets around by

29:45

wheelchair all the time or I wouldn't be surprised if

29:47

he had stilts for a spot a hobby. He's just

29:49

fucking you know, he's got

29:51

around like that. It's like that.

29:53

But anyway yeah. Is it

29:55

I, like, double down on the apology. I'm,

29:58

like, I've disturbed disturbed

29:59

your piece. I'm sorry for interrupting you. The plan

30:02

died. Yeah. Come on.

30:04

You're

30:04

the right here. You were trying to you

30:06

you were trying to be Yes. full.

30:08

A pretty crippled fellow in the parking

30:10

lot who doesn't know how to accept

30:12

a

30:12

little. He should have been like, yes, friend

30:15

I'm

30:15

doing great. Having a hard time getting

30:17

around since the war. You know how it is? Like

30:19

like fucking hit it back, dude.

30:21

He could have it right here, Woody.

30:25

Yeah. My heart was in the right

30:27

place. It turned out

30:29

maybe I should've left this guy alone. Do

30:31

you think he would've taken him? I

30:33

think so. Yeah. I don't know. I

30:35

don't know. So here's the thing. I have

30:37

a bad leg too. I'm still not a hundred

30:39

percent on the broken leg. So the

30:42

advantage I'd normally have, like being able to

30:44

wrestle him and push him to where I wanted to go might

30:46

be somewhat Like, Taylor. Yeah. But he can

30:48

barely stand. So let's just say we're

30:50

even now. If

30:52

we're gonna even on the legs, he's

30:54

kicking my ass in the upper body. I need

30:56

a leg advantage. You can't let him to bring you

30:58

to the ground. Yeah. Yeah. to

31:00

Taylor Maine. You've seen enough hockey fights to

31:02

know. That a lot of it. But

31:05

four different. This is

31:09

This guy you guys This is the guy be best. No.

31:11

Have you guys seen the video of this guy, like, wrestling?

31:14

Yes. It's not being a bear. He

31:16

rents, like, out. Maybe little white guys because

31:18

there is class. Mhmm. He's he

31:20

beats the shit out

31:22

of people. It's it's so great because he's got no weight

31:24

in his lower body, and so he

31:26

gets a hold of them, and it's me grabbing a small

31:28

dog's paw. I can do whatever I want

31:30

with it. Like, it it's

31:32

incredible. It's it looks

31:35

it's a shame, but when you see people dealt

31:37

that hand, it's it's whenever I see

31:39

them, like, part of the best again.

31:41

So

31:41

whenever

31:42

I see someone built like that, I

31:44

really

31:44

wonder what that undercarriage looks like. You

31:46

know? Is it just like is it like on

31:48

Rick and Morty when he was gonna donate his penis and

31:51

they were like, yeah, we'll just have a

31:53

loose tube of your wreath, or does he

31:55

have, like, a dick in balls down there that he

31:57

has to, like, put in some sort of

31:59

supportive

31:59

thing so that he can hop around and,

32:02

like, like he's bouncing on his balls all

32:04

the time. I I wonder how he It looks

32:06

like he's cut off, like, right at the

32:08

bottom of his nipples, like, right here. Like

32:10

like like he's so little. Can you

32:12

bring him back, Zach? Yeah. III think if you see

32:14

another video of him, like, he looks shorter

32:16

in that picture. Like,

32:19

I think Maybe I'm Like, he's cut off before the comm gutters. Right?

32:21

The Adonis lines. Like like like, where

32:23

is his dick? I want an end

32:25

butthole.

32:25

I need to see his butthole too. I need to see that

32:28

man nude. need to know what's going on in

32:30

there because it looks like --

32:32

Okay. -- and

32:32

well, it's all draping in

32:34

the in the paint picture on the right hand corner.

32:37

I Yeah. It

32:38

looks like he could do it one arm. He's like a

32:40

magician trying to pull a lady out of there

32:42

or something. He's not fooling me. If anything

32:44

could be in there. Well, look at the look

32:46

at look at the pants. See, they're, like, kind

32:48

of around his waist. And

32:50

it looks like there's more underneath

32:53

that. It looks like there's something that's

32:55

left left picture, left of the picture. What is

32:57

that filling space under the

32:59

skirt? Dick wake. Jesus. 0II

33:02

see

33:07

what you're talking about, and I'm curious. I'm so

33:09

curious about he was born this way,

33:12

Oh. But his belly button exists. His

33:14

belly button on the right exists. Yeah.

33:16

He doesn't have to. Don't you kinda give us a horn?

33:19

Yeah. Okay. He's gonna he's

33:21

gonna walk. They've got an appreciation. Alright. He's not

33:23

Kyle x y. Remember that? I do

33:25

remember that show.

33:26

Bagly. So

33:27

I I this

33:29

Russell's at a hundred and six pounds.

33:31

So he's Oh, okay. That's

33:33

a racking rashing people.

33:36

Dude, I already bitches. how

33:38

good is he? Right. because legs are

33:40

useful too, and certainly leverage is useful.

33:42

Like Yeah. But imagine all the

33:44

also you could build on your like, what are the other

33:46

hundred pound kids look like that this dude --

33:49

Exactly. -- is destroying. You can

33:51

see how many of your wrestling moves no

33:53

longer work now because how much of your lane

33:55

relies on being able to, like, use their legs and

33:57

shit. You're right. because I was looking at it

33:59

on from the other direction, which is how many

34:01

of his wrestling moves don't work because you know, there's

34:03

just a lot. You can't All of his wrestling moves work because

34:05

he probably doesn't learn to do very many with his

34:07

legs. I would imagine that how many how

34:09

many options are closed off to

34:11

him. I'm trying to say. You're never gonna double

34:13

like that guy. No. No.

34:16

He's working out as PPPPP

34:18

True. Would you wanna be a light bulb push?

34:21

Would would you wanna be alive

34:23

if

34:23

you, you know, where

34:25

we're in that situation.

34:27

There goes my light. You fucking dog. You fucking dog. What did the

34:29

dog do? He knocked the light over.

34:31

He's got other plants. The

34:34

little

34:36

one. this

34:36

brand new dog that he got. Oh, Toby.

34:38

No. If they were born like

34:39

this, I would hope that I would, like,

34:42

do something

34:44

like this. and be like, alright, this is the hand I was dealt. What's

34:46

the best possible thing I can

34:48

do? Like, you're at wrestling. So I'll beat

34:50

beat the shit out of people in my weight

34:52

class. Like, Wait. Hold

34:53

on. Is your background a

34:55

green screen? Mine?

34:57

Yeah. Yeah. Well, the fuck you

34:59

green screen sound

35:02

foam padding. because Kyle took a bunch of time, like, a

35:04

year ago, to make a white or

35:06

a red and black foam pad

35:08

behind him. and

35:10

then I just put one up as a joke. Oh, okay. Got it. And I

35:12

and I haven't anyway Okay. Yeah. Sorry.

35:14

If you were the wrestler guy, you would hope

35:16

yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Wouldn't you? Like, I

35:19

like, I you wouldn't just wanna, like, kill yourself. Like,

35:21

you'd wanna see what you could do. Right?

35:23

Like, no. Like, your expectations people's expectations

35:25

for you are so low. Like, when you stell

35:27

and, like, actually get to be, like, dominant

35:29

in something like this guy. Well, humans get

35:32

used to stuff, like,

35:34

surprisingly fast. Like, even if you lose, like, senses or if you lose, like, a leg or

35:36

whatever, III think, like, pretty quickly

35:38

people acclimate. I I think it's, like,

35:40

healthy people. You see somebody crippled, and you might

35:42

think, like, oh

35:44

my god. every single day, you must hate your life using a wheelchair. But I think people get used to it

35:46

pretty quickly. Like, even I think there's there's even

35:48

high quality of life reported with people with shut

35:50

in syndrome, which are the people that literally can

35:52

only move

35:54

their eyes. I imagine if those people report doing decently, then I mean,

35:56

everybody else is doing okay as well. Oh, my god.

35:58

Except for people, like, really big, like,

36:00

chronic pain,

36:00

that'll be the thing that'll fuck you. Do you know what

36:03

happens if that person doesn't blink five times

36:06

around. Hey, hey, Billy.

36:08

It's time. They wanna know how you're enjoying

36:10

your care. Five blinks is five

36:14

stars. go ahead into the iPads. Go ahead, Billy.

36:16

Yeah. What do you think? wants.

36:18

He's not gonna be alive when they get there.

36:20

He'd be like, alright. Are you hungry?

36:23

blink once for yes or twice for no,

36:25

and they blink and you

36:27

just wait. You just I'm

36:30

still not

36:32

hungry. Somebody's

36:38

packers. That would be a

36:40

horrible reality. Yeah.

36:40

They need III could totally understand, like,

36:42

having a good quality of life without the use of

36:44

your legs, but I didn't know about shut in syndrome.

36:47

That was what it was called. just

36:49

being able to use your eyes. So that's like a that's

36:52

such a horrifying prison.

36:54

Like, to Imagine that.

36:56

You have no ability to communicate.

36:58

Like, you you you're just like a piece of furniture. Like,

37:00

that would fucking suck. And

37:02

you couldn't even do anything. even,

37:06

like, roll into a pool if you wanted

37:08

to end it. Horrible. Right. How

37:10

did how did these

37:11

how did these people report that they

37:13

have good lives? genuinely. They may communicate with eye trackers and

37:15

stuff, generally. Kyle, I think you muted. I'm not sure

37:18

though, unless you just mouth the word.

37:20

Oh, really?

37:21

No. You I hear you. Oh, okay. No. I'm mouthing words

37:23

to the little dog. I'm like, no. Don't chew

37:25

my co words. No. Don't chew my

37:27

meat. Your your teeth

37:29

are sharp. Which

37:30

dog is it? Is it the new one Toby? Mhmm. We haven't and

37:33

the audience hasn't seen

37:33

Toby. Well, he's latched on him at tow right now.

37:35

I'm dealing with

37:38

that. I'll I'll show him when when he comes out from underneath,

37:40

pull your toe up towards you. Like like you

37:42

caught him, like like, you caught him, like, you Like, like, mottish. He's

37:44

got his puppy tail. Sharpen

37:47

fuck. You need to hold pull him up later. Kyle

37:49

went out and he bought a

37:52

neurotypical dog. Where

37:55

developmental peer is his previous dog was a

37:57

little neurotarted. And it

38:00

it It

38:02

it is. Like, just for for Destiny's benefits, Zach. Go ahead

38:04

and pull up that down syndrome. My daughter does not

38:06

have down syndrome. It has down syndrome.

38:08

We're so far below this. So

38:11

far past this, everyone is a massive move.

38:14

look like. Pull up

38:15

a malamute. Like, that's what they look like. They

38:17

have that derpy face.

38:19

No. No.

38:21

Pull up

38:24

the dog. Destiny, we'll see

38:26

immediately. Wow. Woody and I caught it instantly when he sent that

38:28

picture to first time. My wife caught

38:30

it instantly. I showed her the photo, and she's

38:32

like, oh,

38:34

What's wrong with my mother? because she was

38:36

like, she was like, higher size

38:39

than four point. Not

38:42

far, far. He's a happy boy.

38:44

He is. He's a

38:47

happy little old man. he

38:49

he

38:49

looks his head looks a little weird because he's like

38:52

so underfed there. He's gained like fifteen

38:54

pounds. And he's

38:56

looking good. I

38:57

showed him to my wife. Zach, are you

38:59

able to open that picture? This is

39:01

who she thought Kyle's dog was

39:03

related to, I

39:06

guess. Oh my god. She told me that.

39:08

Oh, that's me. Tell me you don't see

39:10

the red like, no. Why don't

39:14

that all? teeth, first of all, it doesn't weird little from

39:16

Stranger Things syndrome. Yeah. No.

39:21

to the resemblance. No. No. No. That gets fully

39:24

tarted. Like like like like like He's all

39:26

there. I think that's

39:29

He's all there. I can't believe that show's still

39:31

going. I I totally lost interest in that shit after the first time. Oh, I heard

39:33

it gets better after Wow. I

39:36

know. Maybe this

39:38

line in season. My wife and I are watching it. We just finished we're in the first

39:40

episode of season four, which is the current

39:42

one. And I was

39:44

pretty invested. Like, it I

39:46

was out Jack and I went out of the town last and I was so excited

39:49

to get home and watch the season for now.

39:51

The exchange is big three.

39:54

There was a blast. We went ax throwing. I'd never been

39:56

ax throwing before. Like, she was

39:58

all gussied up in this nice dress and, like,

40:00

you know, sexy shoes and everything.

40:04

So she had to wear the x throwing crocs,

40:06

like, because you couldn't wear open toe

40:08

shoes to x throw. Of course. And

40:11

I was half decent at it. Like, I I would say that I

40:13

stuck the x for

40:16

points three times out of

40:18

four. Nice. It was easier than I thought

40:20

it was. And even

40:22

Jackie by the end of it was like half the

40:24

time, you know. So It's it's pretty fun. I've

40:26

only done that a couple it's like something

40:28

I've only done when I've seen it at

40:30

a bar where it's like, we're a bar, and we have ax throwing.

40:32

And it's like, when did this become a thing? But,

40:34

okay. I'll try it. And, like, it's not like,

40:36

you see people there just like hucking it.

40:39

It's just you just want it's

40:41

about one rotation. You just wanna do

40:43

one full rotation. That's what it does.

40:46

every time. Yeah. I mean, I

40:48

I've never thrown knives, but I assume it's

40:50

the same thing. Right?

40:51

Just wonderful advice. I didn't really

40:53

do any training or anything. I just

40:55

III found a hand motion that worked and then

40:58

I put myself the position from

41:00

the target in which that worked

41:02

because I'm making a video. I'm not learning to

41:04

throw knives. It was a place

41:06

to hand. It was

41:08

like the regulation distance, there was lines

41:10

on the ground. You know, like bowling almost. Like,

41:12

you're not allowed across

41:14

this line. and you are allowed to cross it by the way. You just have to have

41:16

one foot

41:16

on it. The other foot goes, like, steps in front

41:18

of it. That might be how baseball works. I'm

41:21

not sure. And yeah, so you just keep one foot

41:23

on the line for the other. I did better with

41:25

the double overhand throw. I think

41:27

I was watching on

41:29

TV the competition. that they had,

41:31

like, I guess, inspirational acts throwing competitions on, like, all these TVs around

41:33

the place. And those guys are doing weird things. Like,

41:36

one arm behind

41:38

their backs single hand throws,

41:40

like, they're making it harder. I

41:42

suspect if somebody

41:44

good was doing what I

41:45

did, they just hit all bull's

41:47

eyes. Yeah. What would actually make it difficult? Like, if you're

41:49

gonna have challenging competitive

41:52

access, you would need targets of unknown distance.

41:56

and like they do with archery because

41:58

they have these three d archery tournaments and

41:59

you you go to a station just

42:02

like golf And

42:04

down there is like AAAA

42:05

turkey target. You

42:08

know how far away it is? You never even seen that target before. You

42:10

might know not know how big it is. You just gotta

42:12

go with, like, it's, like,

42:13

thirty three yards. And you

42:15

gotta get, like, a thirty yard pin and

42:17

you hold it a little bit high

42:19

and you shoot and adjust and, you know, they score

42:21

you. That seems like a ton of fun. Like, I wouldn't wanna go

42:23

to be scored harshly the

42:24

same way I don't wanna go play golf and be

42:26

scored harshly. But to go and, like, just play

42:30

for fun, I would enjoy it. Golf. Golf is what's my

42:32

golf game anymore? No. I would like,

42:34

have you ever done a scramble in golf? Do you

42:36

know what that is? I've never golf.

42:38

So a a so a scrambling like, you have,

42:41

let's say, twelve people are going,

42:43

there's three four sums. And you

42:46

just play from wherever the best person's shot is.

42:49

And so it's not every person

42:51

playing through. Everybody hits. but

42:53

then you just you'll play from oh, Kyle got the best

42:56

hit on the fairway. So we're all gonna play

42:58

from Kyle's. Oh, Taylor got the best

43:00

chip from Kyle's position onto the green. We're all

43:02

gonna play from Taylor's. like and you it

43:04

that way. So it feels more like team

43:06

oriented, and that's much more comfortable

43:08

for someone like me who's an absolute anchor.

43:11

Yeah. Any golf situation. It is it is

43:14

like, for people who haven't golfed,

43:16

like, it is so the

43:18

difference between how hard you think it is

43:20

watching it and how hard it is to

43:22

actually do is an immense chasm. It

43:24

is so fucking hard to make the ball go where you want

43:26

it to. I never

43:26

I never played golf, but I've hit a lot of

43:29

balls. lots of clubs, not knowing what I was

43:31

doing. And I think I think the the thing

43:33

that we we figured out was to stop trying

43:35

to hit it hard like, the the clubs are so

43:37

good and the balls are so good, that just making

43:39

good contact and kinda driving it where you want

43:41

is so much more important than hitting

43:44

it hard. For

43:45

sure. But at this time,

43:47

I'm trying to hit a hard enough

43:49

fun plan. Yeah. I haven't I we used to we used

43:51

to drive a lot of balls for sure. That was fun

43:53

because we could just go down to the State Park, and

43:55

I don't remember what a bucket of balls was,

43:57

but it was five dollars or

43:58

something like that. It's a lot

43:59

of fun. go

44:00

to the pawn shop and buy some goofy ass driver that

44:03

we could barely use. It's

44:05

fun. Break it. Doing

44:06

your

44:07

happy Gilmore swings. Yeah.

44:09

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, we didn't whenever we'd get

44:12

into something like that, we wouldn't just buy one.

44:14

Dad was dad's always been smart with that

44:16

stuff. It's it's like we're gonna break that

44:18

one right away. We'll need five. We'll need five

44:20

drivers. Do you mind my

44:22

my dad was very into

44:25

golf. still

44:26

is. And I remember when I was like

44:28

ten or something, he was like all about

44:30

like you're gonna go to this golf like

44:32

training day or something, and you're gonna learn how to play, like, the basics and everything.

44:35

And it was, like, a summer long thing where I

44:37

had to go, like, every week and do it.

44:39

And I fucking hated it.

44:42

Hated golf. but I remember the only highlight of the whole summer of doing that

44:44

once a week was we went

44:46

out and I got paired in this foursome with this really

44:48

annoying kid, few years younger than me,

44:50

maybe, like, seven, eight years

44:52

old, and he was talking up his

44:54

new driver that his grandma bought him

44:56

for Christmas or something, like,

44:58

last year, the entire time. Like, he was all about it. He got a couple hits

45:00

on it, and there was one final, like, hole

45:02

that had was pretty long. And he was, like, seven or

45:04

eight, and so he didn't couldn't actually drive

45:07

it very far. And so he was

45:09

like, watch this. And he, like, went back as though he was gonna do the happy Gilmore

45:12

thing with his club. And he

45:14

ran towards it and

45:16

did it except he hit the

45:18

ground like a foot and

45:20

floor where the ball was and the

45:22

club head shattered off and went

45:24

and just went down there and he, like,

45:26

had a mini shit fit panic attack.

45:28

Like like, you can't tell

45:30

my dad. You can't tell my dad that

45:32

I broke it. Just say just say and it's

45:34

like first, like, why do you think I'm gonna talk to add.

45:36

I'm another guy. Yeah. And it's like Okay. So say say that

45:39

it broke just normally. Just say I hit it normally.

45:41

And it's like What's the most You're gonna be

45:43

the one who I do that. What's

45:45

the

45:45

most expensive thing you ever broke in your

45:48

parents' household

45:50

growing up?

45:51

And damage being done counts, like, if you, like, burned down a

45:54

garden shed, same shit.

45:56

Mhmm. Never

45:57

burned anything down. I

45:59

sent my

46:00

brother to the hospital a couple

46:02

times on accident, and I'm sure that wasn't cheap.

46:05

the even Mhmm. So

46:07

I guess whatever it costs to get a kid checked out for

46:09

a concussion twice. I drove

46:12

it. I wrecked an I wrecked

46:14

an ATV. I reckon ATV

46:16

right right into the rear fender of of

46:18

my dad's, like, new truck when I was,

46:20

like, fourteen or fifteen or

46:22

something like that. and, like,

46:24

ruined the quarter panel, like,

46:26

crumpled it up, hit it so goddamn

46:28

hard. I

46:31

also totaled my mother's car by backing into

46:33

it with another car because I

46:35

I didn't know that it was in the parked behind

46:37

me. I was in an

46:39

SUV backing up. and

46:40

her car was parked behind me. It was this low to the ground chrysler thing, and

46:42

I hit the front, pop the airbags,

46:46

that totals

46:46

it it. Luckily,

46:48

they were on the trip to buy her

46:50

new car. Like, they came back. She's got a

46:52

brand new car, and I'm like, that's a great

46:55

and you've got that because which is

46:57

your old I it. So so that

46:59

was that happened. I

47:01

don't think I ever thing ever

47:03

That's probably it. Those are probably the two more expensive

47:06

things I ever did. I flipped an ATV a

47:08

couple times, but never did any more damage

47:10

than, like, shattering

47:12

the windscreen. like,

47:12

that and, like,

47:13

messing with the alignment, but never actually

47:15

broke one. So I guess that was pretty

47:17

cheap. Pretty well Yeah. I think that

47:19

was pretty cheap. too. I

47:21

I can't think of anything I did

47:24

that that cost them a

47:26

ton. I played video

47:27

games all day. Yeah. I don't think

47:29

I ever broke anything

47:30

or would have been the kind of person to break anything?

47:32

I broke some windows. Oh, yeah. I

47:34

shot the window at my dad's truck,

47:38

shot

47:38

it. Yeah.

47:40

I

47:40

was, like, four.

47:42

Thanks. Oh, a little bit better. better.

47:44

It's a PT gun. PT

47:47

gun. Oh,

47:47

okay. So he just fired bb gun

47:49

chatted it. Yeah. The side window. He was a I know the

47:51

hood working on it, and I and I shut the side

47:54

window out. Did

47:54

he was he upset with you? He chased me and

47:56

I head out of the bed. He couldn't get me out of

47:58

there. He had this he had this

47:59

big water

48:02

bed. And,

48:02

like, under, like, under the headboard

48:04

was a

48:05

little crawl space type area, and four

48:07

year old me was, like, in there. And he's

48:09

on the other side, like, something

48:11

out of lord of the rings. Come out of there. I

48:13

was like, nope.

48:18

Nope. We're all not too

48:20

expensive. I don't

48:20

think I I bet I'm missing something

48:22

like huge. I'm forgetting about. Oh,

48:25

what about your you didn't have any, like, big medical stuff

48:27

happened to you growing up? because I had a bunch

48:29

of stitches. I broke my nose a couple times. Maybe

48:32

not a bunch, but That's the

48:34

only bone I've ever broken. I broke my

48:36

nose twice, and that's that's all I've

48:38

ever I didn't really feel the hospital much. I

48:40

didn't need stitches till I stab myself on

48:42

accident a few months ago. So I've

48:43

been I mean, and that was on me. My my dad didn't

48:46

pay for that. That was on that UPS driver.

48:48

That was on the UPS driver. That that was a

48:50

hundred percent on the UPS driver. You know what those guys

48:52

get paid? Yes.

48:53

What do UPS driver makes a year?

48:54

Ninety. It's over six figures, I'm told. Like

48:56

like like, you said, those guys make, like,

49:00

something like that. And then, like like like, that's

49:02

where they start. And then there's all

49:04

sorts

49:04

of, like, overtime and double time and

49:06

nonsense. It's rough conditions the

49:08

way I I saw it, but it seemed like they were

49:10

starting out at forty. He said that says

49:12

fifty seven, but I don't know. That's not

49:14

the experience that that, like, I'm hearing from, like, actual Yeah.

49:17

This guy was not making a hundred because he

49:19

didn't know how to use

49:22

pallet

49:22

jack. Or maybe

49:24

he That doesn't those things aren't related.

49:26

I mean, maybe he's probably look,

49:28

he doesn't know. Like, he's

49:30

operating I feel like I I heard more than

49:32

a hundred and I can't operate a pallet, Jack. So Oh, that's true. Oh,

49:34

we we can all rate

49:37

of pallet jack, you put it under the stocks, and then

49:40

you go like, oh, yeah. So then you pick it

49:42

up. But

49:44

No. That's

49:45

a that that might be on my new

49:47

list of, like, jobs for for

49:50

young people to do. I I think if you're

49:52

starting out. That one's a good idea. Yeah. Cool

49:54

thing about it. If if what if what those people on

49:56

TikTok are saying is true. Unless that was the

49:58

only way those guys are making are starting out making

49:59

six figures. I don't believe it. No. I don't believe they're

50:02

starting at figures. But here's the thing

50:04

about talking to me. They

50:06

UPS, like, famously promotes

50:09

from within. So, like, with

50:11

all the top brass at UPS, all

50:13

the management staff, it's quite likely

50:16

that most or all of them either

50:18

drove truck or loaded a truck or started in a shipping

50:20

bay somewhere. Like, it's

50:22

different if you're an accounting or, like, you know, you're

50:24

pretty bad ass. But or if you're an IT or

50:27

something like that, But if if you're in, like, the management

50:29

of running the business, then you started

50:32

by putting boxes on a truck

50:34

at UPS. So I

50:35

mean, it's a it's a neat job if

50:38

you whatever. May

50:39

maybe get a good head on your shoulders,

50:41

but you didn't know

50:42

how much. You're you're getting a lot

50:45

of exercise Like, even the drivers I've seen

50:47

that are fat, they're like a like

50:49

a powerful fat. They're farmers. Like,

50:52

they're moving around the off air Yeah. Like a football

50:54

player, an o line fat where it's, like, not the

50:56

kind of guy you'd see at Buffalo Wild Wings and

50:58

go, what a large, you'd go, good God. Like,

51:00

oh, I also saw somebody and

51:02

Lyft's lot. on

51:03

the anti work subreddit. I saw

51:05

a picture of a subreddit. It was one

51:07

of those delivery drivers, like, I don't know which one,

51:09

but he was showing, like, what he had to

51:11

deliver in a load or whatever, and

51:13

it's mostly fucking Amazon plasma

51:16

TVs or whatever in there. Like, with a you

51:18

know how cheap they are now and

51:20

it's like, Okay. You

51:21

get like a fifty five inch TV for, I don't know, three

51:23

hundred dollars. So everything bigger than that is only a little

51:25

more expensive. So everybody's like,

51:28

I

51:28

want a seventy five inch TV, so but these guys are having to deliver seventy five

51:31

inch TVs left and right. He just

51:33

had so many gigantic oversized

51:36

boxes basically, whether it was TVs or not. But

51:38

I think that's a big part of it. Mhmm. TVs

51:40

are the it's like fifty

51:42

five inch TV, slightly more than

51:45

free. sixty five inch TV, barely more than

51:47

that. And then somewhere like seventy

51:49

five is cool, seventy eight the

51:51

fuck. We're trickling the price. eighty

51:53

two. It's around eighty two or eighty four. It's

51:55

when they go to go crazy on you. And

51:58

--

51:58

Yes. -- you stay right below the

52:00

crazy zone. I don't know. Like, eight k's right around

52:02

the corner. Like, I thought eight k was gonna be bullshit.

52:04

I was, like, the fact that you are talking about eight

52:06

k is just a publicity stunt for maybe, like,

52:08

don't know, Nvidia or whoever makes GPUs to be like, yeah. We

52:11

we can do it, but then I keep seeing, like, I

52:13

don't know, game demos and

52:15

and people like with

52:18

eight k content? And are people watching this? You're uploading it?

52:20

It wouldn't surprise me if, like, over fifty percent

52:22

of gamers were still using, like, sixty frames

52:24

per second ten eighty p monitor. Yeah.

52:27

Yeah. That's what Taylor here does.

52:30

because he lied to you.

52:32

Taylor? No. I don't

52:33

know. I don't think no. This

52:35

one on his Right? This one It's the perfect news.

52:37

fourteen. I don't even know my resolution or Right.

52:40

Right. I I don't care. I don't

52:42

I don't know. I all

52:45

my all my monitors say, aces. That's what

52:47

I looked for. You know, I'm the

52:50

jackpot seat

52:52

just I don't think my eyes can see in 4KI have very bad think I

52:54

can get up to, like, fourteen forty. I don't

52:56

know. So I actually made a more

52:58

heritable argument for each. Like,

53:01

ten eighty p to four k, there is an improvement. It does look

53:03

a little better. Of

53:05

course, really good

53:07

ten eighty p might look

53:09

better than Netflix four k. Like, we all know it's bit rate to

53:11

a large extent. But eight k,

53:14

like, am I an old man shouting

53:16

at clouds

53:18

being, like, that's more k's than you need. Yeah. I think

53:20

that I think that eight k would

53:22

might come into play with really

53:24

big displays. Yeah.

53:27

It's gonna help you with the size of your displays and the

53:29

distance from you and everything. It's gonna be the big factor

53:31

in there. Yeah. Yeah. You if if you

53:33

have one of those I would

53:35

want an eight k projector, a hundred percent. Like, hundred and hundred plus inch

53:37

screens, like, yeah, eight k might

53:40

work. Or it I mean, it would

53:41

work. It you would

53:43

have a noticeable difference with AK? We definitely need an

53:46

AK projector for my wife to watch Star

53:48

Trek from the nineties on. Mhmm.

53:50

We I

53:53

she and I are probably the same fucking viewing list. III

53:56

think there's a lot in common. Yeah.

53:58

Yeah. We were we were

53:59

having fun with the Seinfeld trivia.

54:02

I think Star Trek would be my my wheelhouse though. I think I could do

54:04

TNT like trivia and like go

54:06

to a bar night and fucking

54:08

clean up. I've I've seen

54:10

that so many times. Like, I I've lost count.

54:12

Like like, I just I keep it playing in

54:13

the background, and I paid some

54:16

attention of it, like, Doctor

54:17

Pulaski. Okay. Yeah.

54:20

You could do

54:20

the office really well. You you should find and

54:23

I guarantee that's a bigger, like, seller

54:25

to getting, like, Yeah. I mean, wait for a bar night trip. star

54:27

trek. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Star trek. I'm sure it's it's still big.

54:30

It's just always It's a thing. Yeah. My wife

54:32

likes to watch shows she's

54:34

seen before because she doesn't she's not sitting there watching this show.

54:36

She's whatever, milling around the

54:38

house, doing

54:38

something, passing in and out of the room.

54:42

then with that, if you've seen it before, it's no big deal. Same. I like I

54:44

like Twitch for that a lot. Twitch

54:46

is really good about that because, you

54:48

know, it's kinda happening now and it's

54:51

not all that important, depending on

54:53

who you're watching. No offense. Yeah.

54:55

I think for a lot of friends. I think

54:57

people do this. You're a big deal.

54:59

I mean, I'm a my fucking cup of coffee in one.

55:01

I think we're a lot of people that stream a lot. A lot of

55:03

the viewers are, like, they have you under the background. They're either, like,

55:05

at work or they're working with something else in the house or whatever,

55:07

and it's pretty normal. Yeah.

55:09

That's how that's how I use TV. That's why I have King of

55:11

the Hill running all the time. Are you really streaming ten

55:14

hours a day, Destiny? I've

55:15

been working another project recently. But, yeah, my goal is usually from usually

55:17

from noon to ten. It's the goal every day.

55:20

And you're still getting in the gym and everything

55:22

with those But

55:24

then because I don't have anything else in the background going on. Yeah. I usually go

55:26

to the gym after, so ten thirty to twelve thirty

55:28

at night at night. At night? Damn. Good evening.

55:30

I have an apartment gym. So I

55:33

don't like to go. The number one hold

55:35

on.

55:35

Whoa. Sorry. I just got

55:37

stuck in the gym

55:40

talk. Yeah. I don't

55:42

know. I don't know. Like, one

55:44

quick comment I'll say. And this is probably true of everything.

55:46

I if I have to go somewhere and there's

55:49

Actually,

55:49

you know what? I don't know if the whole

55:51

Internet is poisoned my mind for anything. It's true of the gym.

55:53

It's true by the way. So if I have to go to the gym and I have to

55:55

wait for anything, I just lose my fucking mind. I go to

55:57

the gym, there's, like, two or three people, like, in because this

55:59

the

55:59

apartment gym has one rack. I

56:01

like, and I have to stand there or, like, do

56:03

something else. I guess, it fucks for me and I get irritated,

56:05

and then I'm wasting time, like, just stand around doing

56:07

things. But I feel that for everything

56:09

nowadays, like, there's even sometimes, I'm like, I

56:11

could drive the Best Buy and get something.

56:13

But, like, if there's, like, a lion, all I'm thinking is, like, why

56:15

don't they just Amazon stay this. Like, or if I've gotta go to the

56:17

bank, I'm like, I should just use my fucking mobile app on this. Why the fuck might like,

56:20

I feel like going out anywhere now, like, my minus fuck

56:22

because I feel like if I drive

56:25

if I leave the house in my car, they would go run-in errand. I'm

56:27

gonna be gone for four fucking hours no matter what

56:29

it is. That drives me insane. You might

56:31

wanna hate working out with me. I'm thinking

56:33

about it. Like, Like, Woody, come on, go. Like, no,

56:35

I feel like shit today, but I

56:37

don't want to admit that I'm weaker than last time,

56:39

so we're doing five minutes between

56:42

sets. fuck off. Why don't mind resting

56:44

between sets, especially if you're doing if you're doing a

56:46

lot of, like, big things. Like, like, if you're doing big

56:48

squads, big demos, big sets and you're wearing, like,

56:51

five inch fivesets, that's fine. I just don't

56:53

if resting is a thing you're doing, sitting there waiting for a thing to

56:55

open up is you're not even resting. You're just wasting

56:57

time. Yeah. That's the thing that drives

57:00

me crazy. I was watching

57:02

Israel out of Sonya's workout, and

57:04

it was weird. There's a lot of isometric stuff, a

57:06

lot of hopping around on one

57:08

foot literally. but then he was doing these these weight

57:10

lifting. He was putting, I

57:12

don't know, with with

57:12

lightweight. He was putting tension on

57:15

his muscles and then holding like

57:17

like positions for long periods

57:19

of time. Like like, loading his muscles

57:22

up before he began his workout. They had him

57:24

hugging this this this bag as hard

57:26

as he could. like, counting down

57:28

a timer, and he's just,

57:30

like, burning out his abs

57:32

and arms and everything. And then they had him

57:34

doing bench press with maybe just

57:36

a bar just, like,

57:38

holding at, like, that midpoint where where it's at

57:40

its heart. It's just holding for a long time. And

57:42

then they had him do, like, a deadlift

57:44

type thing I

57:44

think they called it a

57:46

rack lift though because he hooked the bar underneath the rack so

57:48

that there's no he can't pull anything.

57:50

He's lifting a

57:52

million pounds. You know? He's just he's just loading up and putting

57:54

everything under, like, as much tension

57:56

as feel as feels good. I

57:59

don't

57:59

know. I'm

57:59

under different exercise

58:02

depends on me trying

58:04

hard. Like, where there's a possibility to

58:06

cheat, I don't like it as much.

58:08

You know, like like I'm gonna talk about cheating.

58:10

For okay. For example, like, heavy bag hugs, if that

58:12

was a thing. Like, who's to make sure

58:15

I'm really hugging as hard as

58:18

I can? I I need to be

58:20

doing, like, dumbbell overhead presses or bench press or pull ups or something

58:22

where there's no getting around the effort.

58:26

I

58:26

was talking to a YouTuber who's

58:28

he's gonna do one of those YouTube fights

58:30

and the guy that he's got a fight

58:33

Yeah. He knows who it is. Now this is, like,

58:35

public or anything yet, but the guys he's he's got

58:37

to fight is I'll call him

58:39

a professional athlete who's middle aged

58:41

and clearly on juice. And like and it's like, dude,

58:43

you're fighting

58:44

I don't like like his

58:46

i don't like his Just to stay

58:49

safe. His sport of choice doesn't

58:51

really lean

58:51

toward boxing necessarily, though it

58:53

is. This is your guy. Mike He's

58:55

a YouTuber. He's a YouTuber.

58:58

The pro is a professional athlete who's

59:00

not really a Yeah. He's over

59:02

the hill, but but, like, basketball. RIPS. RIPS

59:04

up, dude. Like like, abs and pecs and, like,

59:07

could be on, like, the

59:08

cover of a fitness magazine looking motherfucker.

59:11

Like, scary gosh. laid. Was he just

59:13

I No. No. No. And I was

59:16

when I was telling my guy, I was, like, dude,

59:18

that guy you're fighting is on so

59:22

many steroids. Why don't you get on steroids?

59:24

You are the model for performance

59:26

enhancing drugs. There's no laws

59:28

against it or rules

59:28

against it in what you're doing. You're

59:32

doing this YouTube boxing and your opponent is clearly juiced to

59:34

the gills. There's no, like, feeling bad.

59:36

I was at the

59:37

very least. Get on something that's

59:38

gonna give you more cardio. Right? if

59:41

you could have twenty percent better cardio than you're

59:43

already gonna have from a from a

59:45

syringe, like, why

59:46

not? Like, that guy

59:47

is juice. Like like, I'm telling you, if you look at

59:49

this guy, you'd be like, oh, no. Which

59:52

one of the three hundred was he?

59:54

It's it doesn't

59:56

look good. But Can you write in the chat

59:58

who the person you know is? I will write

1:00:00

you on WhatsApp and tell you. Okay.

1:00:02

Okay. Keeping it tight. Yeah. We

1:00:04

Tight to the chest.

1:00:06

I'm gonna say it.

1:00:08

No. Second,

1:00:11

it comes through

1:00:14

fire in this one. Destiny? Yeah.

1:00:17

Good luck, bro. Wow. Mark Shirley challenged me to a boxing match

1:00:19

after I made fun of him for his Bitcoin thing

1:00:22

getting stolen or his, like, crypto shit falling

1:00:24

through. I do

1:00:26

challenge you. Well, no. He he just

1:00:28

said if he saw me in real life, he'd I think he said he'd

1:00:30

beat the shot at me or something. Oh, I've been told

1:00:32

that. Yeah. By by Martin

1:00:34

Scrally, this guy's making a lot of enemies.

1:00:36

Yeah. I guess now. He's

1:00:38

out of jail now. So I guess he can't fight people

1:00:40

in front of me. I don't think he'd wanna

1:00:42

do that, but

1:00:43

no. But what

1:00:44

was it? He he got like,

1:00:46

he marked up a drug real expensive, and then, like, they said

1:00:49

he was em embezzling money from

1:00:51

I don't even remember. I

1:00:54

I think, basically, the charge was that he ran a hedge

1:00:56

fund for people, and I think he was taking money out

1:00:58

of other businesses to guarantee good returns to

1:01:00

people that were investigating his hedge fund, just

1:01:03

type of securities fraud, I think. So I think

1:01:05

that sounds like he's just trying to do

1:01:07

the right thing. Sounds like a smart guy.

1:01:09

Make a motion. I mean, if you're in

1:01:11

the hedge fund, maybe. Yeah. I mean,

1:01:13

if you posse schemes are really good for the first group of people to get involved. Yeah. That's how it

1:01:15

works. Yeah. It's responses

1:01:20

keep getting on the ground floor. Yeah. Ground floor. That is

1:01:22

true. Yeah. It's awesome. hundred, actually,

1:01:24

if you could advertise like a scam coin,

1:01:27

where you're, like, very blatant. Like, this is a scam coin and

1:01:29

there will be aruck pull, but I'm not gonna say

1:01:31

when. And, like, if you're an early adopter, like, you could be

1:01:33

one of the people to cash out early and you get

1:01:35

people enter whatever, and then everybody's kinda like chasing the high until

1:01:38

it collapses. Like, it'd be pretty funny. In

1:01:40

my head, that's like what people

1:01:42

is that not what

1:01:43

CX coins were from the

1:01:45

start? Yeah. But they

1:01:45

weren't explicit about it. They

1:01:48

didn't say they were gonna do a rug. Did anyone think

1:01:50

it was gonna be a valuable coin? You could

1:01:52

stick in for the

1:01:54

long haul. Dude, if you if you read if if you, like, search

1:01:56

out CryptoPeople and, like, read some of

1:01:58

them, they'll

1:02:00

be, like,

1:02:01

doge doge x

1:02:03

is the currency of the future.

1:02:05

And here's what and it's like

1:02:07

you're a liar. Like, this is obviously not

1:02:10

true. Monero or whatever the fuck

1:02:12

or, like, some random crypto. Like,

1:02:14

that's not it's it's just

1:02:16

pumping dump people. It seems like So,

1:02:18

like, CX ran on

1:02:20

streams. Or this is ice machine. He would run

1:02:22

streams and he would do, like,

1:02:24

pumping dumps. on

1:02:26

stream. They'd be like, alright, you know, we're gonna get on this

1:02:28

and we need to get out and we're gonna see how much money

1:02:30

we can make. It'll be entertaining. It's good content.

1:02:32

So after run this again, Woody telling a story

1:02:34

is about eighty percent accurate. So

1:02:37

after, like, nine

1:02:40

months, of doing pump and dumps of, like, alright guys,

1:02:42

let's all invested this thing to get out.

1:02:45

He decided to

1:02:47

make

1:02:47

his own coin. and

1:02:49

then did it. And everyone's like, what? How

1:02:51

could

1:02:51

you? Like, how how are you

1:02:54

shocked? It's not exactly.

1:02:56

Have you ever been watching? That's insane.

1:02:58

Kind of strange. He was like and his defense was like, these were all

1:03:00

sophisticated investors. They knew the risks.

1:03:05

That's a that's hilarious defense. There's no way I

1:03:08

could fool these geniuses.

1:03:10

These high IQ

1:03:13

individuals bought this no full

1:03:15

well knowing the the rest. I feel

1:03:18

like like that's it between the

1:03:20

lines. If you're reading it between lines, he's not

1:03:22

saying they're all of sophisticated

1:03:24

investors. He's like, we all

1:03:26

pump and dump and scam. That's what

1:03:28

we do around here. These guys knew

1:03:30

the score. How can they

1:03:32

be surprised? Our NFT is still a thing. I haven't seen shit

1:03:34

about those in a while. Did they fall away? Did

1:03:36

everybody Was that skiing? Was this Doug Polk who

1:03:38

we had on the show? Yeah.

1:03:40

Who's, like, He's like,

1:03:42

yeah. Like, if you guys heard of NFTs and

1:03:44

we're like, what's an

1:03:46

NFT? And and

1:03:48

he's like, oh my god. They are dominating

1:03:50

my like, you know, we're all in the middle

1:03:52

of our own universe. Like, they're dominating his universe. And, you know, he's like, you

1:03:54

guys you guys gotta get in on NFT too. It's

1:03:56

like, I wanna come back on this show in

1:03:59

a year. and you're gonna see how you should have gotten into Bitcoin and

1:04:02

you should have gotten into n f t's. We have to

1:04:04

quick get him on the show before that shit

1:04:06

bounces back.

1:04:09

he is waiting on that the stuff to swing back

1:04:11

the other way. We're gonna talk to us

1:04:13

again, baby. And and look look, I I

1:04:15

think Bitcoin's gonna we're gonna

1:04:17

rebound just fine. Oh, wow. It's it's down to nineteen thousand. I

1:04:19

had no idea Bitcoin was sold. Yeah.

1:04:22

But I get email

1:04:23

III get an email

1:04:25

every day and it's like, Bitcoin's

1:04:27

up or down, like, percentage.

1:04:30

And and every day, it seems like down six

1:04:32

percent, down six percent. Like, fuck.

1:04:34

Like, like, Yeah. They have more down days than than updates it feels like or maybe

1:04:36

I don't know. I get the email every day.

1:04:38

It's it's apparently part of Bitcoin

1:04:39

culture that you don't tell people how many

1:04:42

coins you

1:04:44

have. you know, and and I have friends who are Snags.

1:04:48

Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Snags. Yeah.

1:04:50

Yeah. I'm with you.

1:04:52

I'm with you. cock suckers.

1:04:54

I wanna know about what I'm

1:04:56

doing. And

1:04:58

because these guys are fucking dude, I

1:05:00

get so irritated that, like, there are so many self

1:05:02

made millionaires on the Internet, they're, like, giving business advice and they think they're hot

1:05:04

shit because they got lucky with some dog shit fucking random

1:05:06

coin that they happen to fucking buy and sell. And now

1:05:09

they make all their money just like selling

1:05:12

self help or selling business advice even though these motherfuckers don't know anything.

1:05:14

And they all give dog shit advice when it comes to

1:05:16

running businesses or getting rich too. Like, they're all

1:05:18

talking about, like, you know, find the right coin

1:05:20

to invest in or, like, do, like, these that we are,

1:05:22

like, I hear, like, drop shipping is brought up a lot and

1:05:24

all this shit. Like, this is how you get rich guys. I was like, bro, you shut the

1:05:26

fuck up. Like, you don't know any you

1:05:28

got lucky. shut the fuck up. Like, take your money and get the fuck out of here.

1:05:30

Like, nobody needs to listen to anything you have to say about

1:05:32

literally anything. I wanna hear so bad.

1:05:34

Mhmm. Do you have your advice on how they got reached

1:05:36

the card? Alright.

1:05:38

Alright. Listen me hear me, yeah, choose your parents very carefully.

1:05:40

If you want

1:05:42

if you wanna find a doctor,

1:05:45

an attorney, an accountant, something like that. Yeah.

1:05:47

Or, like, if they're honest, they'd be like, you need

1:05:49

to identify something. I used my intellect

1:05:52

to identify Pippu

1:05:54

Pukukaka coin. as

1:05:56

as the ultimate ride. And it's like, no.

1:05:58

You got lucky that Deepak

1:05:59

institutional coin, like, went off unlike,

1:06:02

you know, Hoopoo coin. Like, there's how many of those were there? There

1:06:04

wasn't literally a pool coin or a

1:06:06

shit? Probably. Shit. Speaking of alright.

1:06:08

Speaking of it, good investments,

1:06:10

and people doing that Warren

1:06:12

Buffett thing or whatever where he's just Yeah. He's like,

1:06:14

ah, this is a thing I like. Yeah. I'll invest

1:06:16

in it. You know that Shaq

1:06:18

was trying to get

1:06:20

security around I don't know one of his houses because it's Shaq.

1:06:22

And and in Shaq,

1:06:24

Shaq was like, I told him to put some cameras

1:06:26

in there, and

1:06:28

he's like, eighty five thousand dollars. And I was like,

1:06:30

what? So I go

1:06:31

to Best Buy. Right?

1:06:32

and

1:06:36

I see this little camera, you know, this ring doorbell camera and just

1:06:38

going you just put it there and it worked.

1:06:40

Now I was

1:06:41

in China. and

1:06:43

somebody rang my doorbell and I looked

1:06:45

at my phone and I could see that motherfucker in

1:06:47

my house and I was in China and I told them

1:06:49

what was what

1:06:50

and handle that business. And I said, I'm one of

1:06:51

the best in this company. How much did

1:06:54

you buy? I don't like

1:06:55

talking about that. What happened right

1:06:56

after he bought it? Last win, Jeff

1:06:58

Bozos, he also found it. and

1:07:01

he

1:07:01

bought it for two billion dollars. So it turned out

1:07:03

real good for me. That's so

1:07:06

good. I don't know how much.

1:07:09

he bought in for Read this. Here, I'll read it.

1:07:11

I mean, in a release. Shaquille

1:07:13

O'Neil invested roughly two hundred million in

1:07:15

ring doorbell in two thousand sixteen.

1:07:17

he became the main person in the marketing department of Ring

1:07:20

doorbell. But in twenty eighteen, it

1:07:22

was purchased by Google, but Chuck had

1:07:24

invested a

1:07:26

while ago. So he put two hundred million into this

1:07:28

before Google bought it.

1:07:30

Shacksaw.

1:07:30

He saw the potential. He's a businessman.

1:07:32

He saw Yeah. And God knows what it

1:07:35

what god knows what, like, that turn that two hundred

1:07:37

million has turned into. Right? because it's

1:07:39

so popular. I I

1:07:40

play a lot. Everybody like Shaq. The interview was

1:07:42

so funny. I think he said something like,

1:07:44

I told him, you're gonna pay me money,

1:07:45

you're gonna get me you're gonna put me in

1:07:47

your commercials, and I'm gonna invest in your

1:07:50

company. It was something

1:07:54

like that. if if it wasn't ring, it was some other, like, thing he did. Yeah. He

1:07:56

looked he's a little more green

1:07:58

smiley as this

1:08:00

goes on. Well, so a

1:08:02

Shack. He's getting old. Dude,

1:08:04

I got a lucky investment once. This is a

1:08:06

long time ago. Call it like twenty two

1:08:08

years ago or something like

1:08:10

that. And we had our first

1:08:12

kid and Jackie is

1:08:14

shopping at Children's Place. I don't know if you guys have ever heard

1:08:16

of this -- Mhmm. -- retail store in malls.

1:08:18

That's a pretty good idea what they do there.

1:08:20

Yeah. Yeah. They sell clothes. And she's like, you

1:08:22

know, children's prices by far the best. The clothes prices are nice.

1:08:24

Like, if they if they compete with

1:08:26

baby Gap for example, who stock was,

1:08:31

like, so

1:08:31

much bigger was,

1:08:32

like, twelve times larger or something. But Children's Place

1:08:34

was a way better thing. She liked their clothes. She

1:08:36

liked their customer experience, etcetera. She was, like, we should

1:08:39

check that out as an investment. So I look it

1:08:41

over and I I apply. I have a little bit of finance background for

1:08:43

the listeners. And I'm like, well, all their financials are really good.

1:08:45

Like, they didn't have a

1:08:47

lot of debt had more cash on hand

1:08:49

and I'm like, this is just a solidly run company. I like it. So we we invested in it, not

1:08:51

a ton of time, but

1:08:54

I'll break the fucking

1:08:56

Bitcoin faggot code and

1:08:58

say I put seventeen

1:09:00

thousand dollars in it.

1:09:02

And anyway, doesn't always sounds

1:09:04

so much worse than he did. It's not

1:09:06

hard to hear that thing. When he says when he says

1:09:10

those things, it's like, Oh, I think he sent that to a man in the streets

1:09:13

with And then

1:09:15

he's gone. So

1:09:18

so, anyway, seventeen grand. I'm

1:09:20

investing in this because I think it's like a really good

1:09:22

clothing company where my wife is having a good shopping experience. And I'm

1:09:24

like, man, I like the product, I

1:09:27

like the financials I'm in. Anyway,

1:09:30

the the stock like goes bonkers. I don't know what it goes up like eight times or something like

1:09:32

that. Apparently, they

1:09:35

start selling razors scooters. and

1:09:39

razors scooters become the rage. Everyone's buying fucking razors scooters

1:09:42

in, like, twenty two two thousand

1:09:44

two. And I don't

1:09:46

know if Children places the exclusive distributor

1:09:48

or just their biggest distributor, but everyone's going to this

1:09:50

place and buying their damn scooters. And then I got

1:09:54

out and we made I don't know, sixty grand or something like

1:09:56

that. Yeah. Off of a lucky investment

1:09:58

because it wasn't the freaking skirts that I

1:10:01

thought I was making money off of. It

1:10:03

was the razor scoot, which they thousand

1:10:05

two, that sounds about right because I was bananas for him. Yeah. Look, I think you got out right now.

1:10:07

There was like a whole twelve month

1:10:12

period at like, were those things were

1:10:14

the hottest fucking thing you have. I have the razor skin. Come on. Yeah. Right?

1:10:16

I wonder if

1:10:19

I still have it. check

1:10:21

it out. They, like, wanted to double

1:10:23

check on that. I've got some. They made a rule with razors razors

1:10:27

They're back down. I'm sorry. Taylor,

1:10:29

what were you saying? Oh, I was a

1:10:31

scooters. were school that they had

1:10:34

to ban them from school.

1:10:37

Like, no one same with Healy's. Just because, like, a

1:10:39

couple fat kids just biffed it and, like, took a head or off

1:10:41

of the the concrete. No one

1:10:43

else can whip around. feelings

1:10:47

were underrated. Like like, dude. I've got a

1:10:49

piece of I've got a pair that size

1:10:51

eleven and a half heelies. like,

1:10:54

someone was walking around in seemingly normal

1:10:57

shoes, and then they glide like

1:10:59

they have a superpower. And

1:11:01

it's like the fuck. that person thought ahead

1:11:03

and wore Heli's here. Yeah. Like like,

1:11:06

that's the coolest person in

1:11:08

the whole way. Did I saw

1:11:10

a guy in Heli? That's I saw an adult in Healy's at the airport

1:11:12

once, and I was like,

1:11:14

yes. That's that guy

1:11:16

run like, throw a

1:11:18

fanny pack on that guy and a

1:11:20

keys you know, he needs healy's

1:11:22

and a suitcase with wheels on. Yeah. Clyde's underwear. Alright. So those electric

1:11:25

suitcases, I saw a

1:11:27

drunk black woman airport on the

1:11:29

Internet the other day. And she she she was like making a stink and they're and they're like, ma'am, you gotta

1:11:31

get out of a terminal and she's

1:11:34

like, and then she sat

1:11:37

on her suitcase and zipped away. And it was the funniest thing I'd

1:11:39

ever seen in a lot. Like, she was drunk, drove

1:11:44

her fucking And they have they're chasing her. And

1:11:46

I think, eventually, they have to, like, take her off her her luggage, throw

1:11:47

put her in handcuffs and, like, throw

1:11:50

her out of the airport because she's,

1:11:52

like, man, this is a secured area,

1:11:54

and then things ask to let you know how it goes. Dude, electric. I love those. Everybody starts riding

1:11:57

electric suitcases around

1:11:59

the airport. We're one step

1:12:02

closer to that fucking Disney movie where they go to space. Wally Skip one.

1:12:05

Skip that

1:12:07

one. We're also step forward to

1:12:09

that other Disney movie where everyone's in, like, fat chair. So just, like,

1:12:11

slowly. Right? Am I wrong about that? That's

1:12:13

also wally. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:16

Oh, okay. I

1:12:17

guess I did not know. Well, you're right. Yeah. It's not great great deal that I didn't

1:12:19

even know they suitcases that

1:12:23

you could ride. Yeah. You could sit on

1:12:25

the thing with a ziplock way. Are they meant to be written? Well, I don't need to

1:12:27

be the purpose. So just They have to

1:12:30

sit with it now. I'll go into your

1:12:32

gate. No.

1:12:33

Like like like you sit on it and you're

1:12:35

like like you can control it. They're gone. Like like, I don't know what they cost. can't be more

1:12:37

than what? Three hundred

1:12:39

four hundred bucks? Good

1:12:41

luck to

1:12:42

talk to you. But anyway, like, I see a big bag. make I don't know how, but I feel that's

1:12:44

gonna make lines of security.

1:12:46

I don't

1:12:47

have good luggage because it

1:12:51

gets so beaten up. Right? Like like, why would

1:12:53

you

1:12:54

if you're gonna invest in something, it it

1:12:57

should be something that you have you

1:12:58

know, control over and you can take care of and make it

1:13:01

last. Your luggage is the opposite of that.

1:13:03

I re baggage with plastic sides. Oh,

1:13:05

yeah. But there isn't. Yeah.

1:13:07

Yeah. I've got Amazon

1:13:08

luggage. It's ugly. It's enormous and

1:13:10

it's

1:13:11

plastic. Oh, it is like a

1:13:14

scooter there. Oh, damn.

1:13:16

I

1:13:17

like it. She sat down. hers

1:13:19

though. It's a picture. Whatever whatever she has She she

1:13:21

sat down on

1:13:23

whatever she had. I'm

1:13:25

not saying Is that even electric, though? That just

1:13:27

is Oh, see. That's alright. See, that's not even electric. Okay. I mean, that

1:13:29

does look fun, though. Like, you're

1:13:31

able to, like, zip

1:13:33

around like -- Exactly. -- like, can you get a little picture with the person? Is it a little girl riding it? It was

1:13:35

little girl. I'm a

1:13:38

little insult that I'm

1:13:40

looking and we need

1:13:42

adult man. Yeah. I wanna I wanna see a grown ass man, and and I wanna see him doing, like, shock a bra. Like, he needs to

1:13:44

be cool when

1:13:47

he rides this. Yeah. that.

1:13:49

I'm gonna put I'm gonna

1:13:51

put a kit on luggage. lower Yeah. Lower

1:13:54

it, bounce around.

1:13:57

Yeah. There's a huge nice LEDs on it. Nice

1:13:59

LEDs gonna look like you're really The next level is that you never see

1:13:59

anybody do. Everybody's got those, like,

1:14:02

lights under their trucks here in

1:14:04

Atlanta. why

1:14:07

does nobody have like a suck a fog machine? So when you pull

1:14:09

up to a a red light stop like fog

1:14:11

starts coming out of the bottom

1:14:13

here, that's the next level. Why doesn't nobody do that? That'd

1:14:15

be so cool. That isn't gonna be quiet.

1:14:18

FOG isn't just quiet. Look at this

1:14:20

shit. I

1:14:22

mean, there's no way I could've

1:14:24

done that. Like,

1:14:24

how she was at the gate. Right? Like, right

1:14:26

before you step on the plane. So presumably, that's

1:14:30

her, like, mobility device, and they're gonna, like, fold it up

1:14:32

and put it up by way with the wheelchairs? I

1:14:35

if this

1:14:35

was, like, a common thing, I could totally

1:14:37

see Fat America's falling off this and hurting

1:14:39

themselves in airports. like, it would be, like, a

1:14:41

common enough occurrence that there would be, like, special squads at airports or people falling off their suitcases. And the name of it

1:14:43

had probably one week. They they'd

1:14:46

have, like, sharp turn warnings in the

1:14:48

terminal. for

1:14:51

people not flipping out. Do you

1:14:53

ever I don't wanna do airports too

1:14:55

much. Oh, god. I hate airports. Do you

1:14:57

ever get people? You know the walkways?

1:14:59

that move automatically? Yes. Why do people

1:15:01

walk on those and then

1:15:03

they stop? No. I'm not with you.

1:15:05

And they and they sleep in the

1:15:07

middle of it. Like They all say crowd

1:15:09

the whole thing. They crowd the whole thing. And so you walk and walk and then you

1:15:12

stop because now everybody stop

1:15:14

and these boys

1:15:15

don't move that fast. And

1:15:18

now you've got the motherfucker that decided not to go on, they're just walking past you. Now you stand in there like an asshole. You could ask some people in front you to but

1:15:20

the whole fucking

1:15:23

thing is crowded. Oh,

1:15:25

I asked him to move it. The the one exception is if I'm injured. If I'm injured, I'll stand on that thing.

1:15:27

Sure. Which is like Please to the right lane

1:15:30

and airport. It seems I

1:15:33

get I get a little bit of, like, a superior

1:15:35

feeling of superiority being the walker on those next to the

1:15:37

lazy standards. Anybody else?

1:15:39

Or you're like, I've

1:15:42

got a gate to get to miss. I'm not

1:15:44

about I'll do that with with escalators for especially

1:15:46

down ones. Yeah. If you fly down the stairs, you

1:15:48

can get down, like, yeah, twenty times faster than people

1:15:50

won't even be way down by the time you hit the end. Yeah. I I sometimes,

1:15:53

like, I'll just, like, see someone who

1:15:55

was taking forever on the little path

1:15:57

thing, and then they go to get

1:15:59

on the escalator to to go even slower down

1:16:01

that because, obviously, not gonna step down. I'll go on the stairs next to them and hustle to

1:16:03

make sure I beat them down there. To make sure You

1:16:06

better do the real the real passive

1:16:08

aggressive you're coming out of those

1:16:10

walkways and somebody was sitting the whole time and you walk past them, that's like when you're doing your Olympic power walking like quickly

1:16:12

as you can to let

1:16:14

them know how much they up

1:16:17

and held you back -- That bus

1:16:19

backwards on figure that? That's

1:16:25

that's the

1:16:26

move. Oh, yeah. So what are

1:16:29

our topics doing? No. No.

1:16:30

I wanted to eat up. Beth

1:16:35

and the model is nearly finished. Okay. It's

1:16:37

fucking dope. Oh. You got

1:16:39

it back. Okay. Oh, did we

1:16:41

lose you for a second? Yes.

1:16:43

We've been remodeling my bathroom since July, and it's

1:16:46

the master bath.

1:16:48

I don't deserve

1:16:50

it. It's so stupid. the

1:16:54

shower has twelve fixtures in it. Okay.

1:16:55

Twelve fixtures. Yeah. Well, let's say, you

1:16:57

look in again. North Carolina. It's

1:17:00

chopper here. the

1:17:03

the toilet, the so

1:17:06

when you

1:17:06

sit on it,

1:17:09

it automatically starts the suction fan so that

1:17:12

no odors escape the toilet. You wouldn't

1:17:14

want to smell your own poop. The

1:17:16

seat is heated. You don't lift the

1:17:18

seat by the way. You press the button

1:17:20

to depending on what you wanna do

1:17:22

in the seat lifts on its own. Okay. If you approach it at night, the water glows blue

1:17:24

so that, like, from

1:17:26

a fit at night. Yes.

1:17:29

Yeah. Does it turn on, like, it detects you approaching? And then I I think when the

1:17:31

lid is up, it it shines the blue light. It's like a pretty thing. I

1:17:33

don't know. But the lid is typically down because it's

1:17:36

all automated. everything.

1:17:39

You know, it's not like a regular thing where you like you leave the seats in someone's

1:17:41

per usually the woman's preferred position. Now,

1:17:43

fuck that. The whole thing

1:17:45

goes down when you leave

1:17:48

the room. It has an anus

1:17:50

massaging be be day. Like, that's a thing. And by the way, I'm not,

1:17:52

like,

1:17:52

pretending it's a massage.

1:17:54

You hit the massage button.

1:17:57

It has a fucking clip stimulator. There's a picture of a woman sitting on it. Fuck. Yeah. And

1:17:59

you're like, you pressed the girl

1:18:02

button and and and, yeah, I tried

1:18:04

it. and

1:18:07

it it'll get you off. I

1:18:11

wasn't. Oh, man. It

1:18:14

has a You don't First of

1:18:16

all, you don't need toilet paper. And

1:18:18

I'm I'm a guy, you've heard

1:18:21

me on the show before. just posed

1:18:23

about my anus hygiene. Mhmm. If

1:18:25

I say it doesn't need toilet

1:18:27

paper, it doesn't. And and afterwards, it

1:18:29

blows warm air on your touch.

1:18:31

to dry it off. It takes a minute. But if you

1:18:34

bring your laptop, you're

1:18:36

fine. Your

1:18:38

laptop. This is like a peacock. Yeah. I'm I'm

1:18:41

on a roof. No. This is hands free.

1:18:43

Well, the That's true. And the

1:18:45

suction fan is keeping all

1:18:47

that Okay. How

1:18:48

much was the toilet? This is a

1:18:51

fancy It was eleven hundred dollars talk about the for ninety seconds. That's

1:18:54

that's an incredible stuff.

1:18:57

So for eleven hundred dollars, that's way

1:18:59

more than a remote control.

1:19:02

as a remote control For,

1:19:04

like, pranks?

1:19:05

Like, what else you can use?

1:19:07

You're already sitting there. Why

1:19:09

would you need to be remote?

1:19:11

We you. I feel that way. That's true. uncontrolled sex toys. It's like, oh, are

1:19:13

you not with this person? But, okay. There are

1:19:15

some yeah. No.

1:19:17

That's the point. I have the it's funny. So that one of

1:19:19

my home apps, there's only eight of them. One of them's the Luvsets app,

1:19:21

you know. It's it's literally that. Right? You can connect to

1:19:23

a vibrator around

1:19:26

this. Listen. If your partner's remote, I'm on board with the remote thing,

1:19:28

but that's just not my

1:19:30

life. So, like, in such

1:19:33

words that come with remote seem

1:19:35

needlessly complicated. operating boy. I'm not just saying

1:19:37

What do I get at? layer of

1:19:39

failure. The fair

1:19:44

enough. Anyway, my new bathroom is pretty

1:19:46

dope. I I don't know. Can you imagine

1:19:48

Taylor, a toilet that

1:19:49

had, like, a hole

1:19:52

to fuck? And,

1:19:54

like, your wife and your

1:19:56

wife just telling her friends,

1:19:58

like,

1:19:58

yeah, it's

1:19:59

even got, like, a little hole that

1:20:02

the guys can fuck to get off. It's

1:20:04

It's really

1:20:04

cool. Yeah. That's like with it.

1:20:06

And it's a powder happening. We should

1:20:11

have like

1:20:11

Have you ever seen them, like, milking things that happen in Japanese

1:20:13

hospitals? Like, you guys have probably seen the

1:20:15

videos. Just a second. Why

1:20:17

didn't we have one of them stalled. I don't The

1:20:19

the the thing I don't like about when I

1:20:21

see those Japanese jack off machines is that it's

1:20:24

never,

1:20:26

like, one it's like a

1:20:27

row of them. And so and so, like, a bunch and

1:20:29

so, like, am I am I, like, coming in with

1:20:31

the evening shift here? Like, my

1:20:33

dick in here and then, like,

1:20:36

I I pull the the train horn on

1:20:38

the way out. I want the horn going on here. Oh, I I've one cool thing about that, rather. I just wanted

1:20:40

to

1:20:40

the mirrors

1:20:43

have built into fraudsters. you

1:20:45

know, see if it's like And and

1:20:47

there's like a heating grid behind it that defrosts the mirror. It's pretty the you know, the

1:20:49

exhaust fan that's above the

1:20:52

shower. Yeah. they're

1:20:54

automatic when they sense that it's starting to

1:20:56

steam. They just turn on and work.

1:20:58

And that's -- That's fantastic. -- having

1:21:00

sat down on the toilet Oh,

1:21:02

yeah. Not having to poop just wanting the

1:21:04

aid on the sock. The seat is

1:21:06

heated and you'll I like it

1:21:09

more than you'd expect. So I've been like, I this is the

1:21:11

best seat in the house. None of my other seats you have. seat

1:21:15

in the house. Then my other

1:21:18

like, why would I get up and go to some other seat? I've got my laptop here. I've got my but warm

1:21:23

and toilet here. if your laptop happens, is there something

1:21:25

to put your laptop on? No. But we should do that for you. That's happening. There's gonna be

1:21:28

an arm that you need an arm

1:21:30

that attaches over here and that you're

1:21:32

gonna swing

1:21:34

the whole thing into your lap, and it just floats

1:21:36

right there. And you just got a little desk. You

1:21:38

just need a big monitor and you could desk.

1:21:40

You guys are good next p k. I'm

1:21:42

doing it from mine. You're there. You

1:21:44

could green train your toilet. I have a video about five

1:21:47

minutes long, and I'm afraid it's little

1:21:50

too boring for the show. If it's you of your choice,

1:21:52

then I What's it about? And

1:21:54

we can talk about what it's about.

1:21:57

It's

1:21:57

my bathroom score. Oh, it's your god tour. Well, there are no things. I'll go back

1:21:59

to that. Oh my god. Yeah. It

1:21:59

would I oh, yes. It's five minutes

1:22:02

wrong. We we

1:22:02

might wanna end up flipping around it.

1:22:06

I made it just a vertical video to show my mom the bathroom.

1:22:09

Yeah. I mean, you could just play it in

1:22:11

the background while I make it nice

1:22:13

to lay it out of your home. You

1:22:16

could. Right. I guess no audio.

1:22:18

So we we don't need audio.

1:22:20

It's gonna be

1:22:23

too dull. But There it is. So

1:22:26

some of it's still getting done.

1:22:28

You

1:22:28

can see that cabinet still

1:22:30

getting done and I don't have

1:22:33

there's a mood lighting for the

1:22:35

bathtub. That's what you're looking at. At the tub.

1:22:37

Oh. So The tub with legs, that's some

1:22:39

rich guy shit. other

1:22:43

legs, Taylor. That tub was the

1:22:45

only so the whole bathroom is

1:22:47

Are those speakers?

1:22:49

the the

1:22:50

things be above the shower. Those are

1:22:52

the shower head fixtures. Okay. She's gonna put a couch there. Yeah.

1:22:54

That, like, room beat next to the tub

1:22:55

is the shower. So

1:22:59

there's no, like, door or anything. You just walked behind the

1:23:01

wall. Okay. And I thought there

1:23:03

was beakers that were

1:23:05

like Speakers

1:23:06

sounds cool. I don't know why we don't have any

1:23:08

speakers. That tub is the only thing that

1:23:10

went under budget. It was two thousand dollars

1:23:12

and it had, like, the smallest little dent. right

1:23:14

where my thumb is. I'm explaining it. Okay.

1:23:16

And we couldn't see it

1:23:18

until it was

1:23:18

time to install it. It was covered

1:23:21

with, like, all this padding and stuff.

1:23:23

So we call Wayfair and we're like, hey, this tub is

1:23:25

damaged. Can you swap it out with another?

1:23:27

And they're like, we

1:23:29

can give you a credit for fixing the damage. And

1:23:31

we're like, ah, no. Thank you. Please swap it with a new

1:23:33

tub. And they're like, ah, we can't do that. Apparently,

1:23:35

they don't have

1:23:38

them. instead, we can give you a a full refund. So

1:23:40

we're like, cool cool cool do that. And

1:23:42

they're like, turns out that, you know,

1:23:45

you just dispose of the tub on your

1:23:47

own. So we fixed the tub for, like, two

1:23:48

hundred dollars. You would be like to go

1:23:50

another budget. Yeah. That's how big. I

1:23:53

I've never I like

1:23:55

the tub with the stick

1:23:56

it in the middle, the faucet

1:23:58

in the middle, that looks very fancy. And that high up, you'd probably get a nice splash. Probably.

1:24:04

wanna sit the shower. This is an awesome

1:24:06

bathroom. There's a little Purple heart at

1:24:07

the bottom of the vanity. It's like a

1:24:09

special wood that

1:24:12

I like. We'll see about the turn that's

1:24:13

the defroster thing I was talking about, and

1:24:16

then the

1:24:18

mirror lights up. like that? I look fat. Don't

1:24:21

fact look

1:24:22

good. Would be

1:24:25

You you cut that down.

1:24:27

You do not. Kyle

1:24:29

tell you from what

1:24:31

he does not look fat. Oh, he

1:24:34

doesn't look fat. I tell him every

1:24:36

night. Yeah.

1:24:39

This is But fucking I'm trying to show this I'm waiting to get

1:24:41

to the shower. Those are the the vents that

1:24:43

turn on automatically that

1:24:45

I mentioned So here's the shower. There's like a

1:24:48

car wash on the right and fixtures on the

1:24:50

left. We had the Yeah. The temple of

1:24:52

doom. I gotta go past past some

1:24:54

dark music. It does. It does. The that, like, thing and

1:24:56

alright. So these are all

1:24:59

the shower fixtures that

1:25:00

we

1:25:02

have the house's plumbing upgraded. We put

1:25:05

this like pressurizer. And, you know,

1:25:07

maybe if you're maybe

1:25:08

your shower, your house is always

1:25:10

perfect, but Some days, the jets are like, it's your shower's best

1:25:12

day. And the other days, maybe

1:25:14

your shower has, like, an enlarged

1:25:18

prostate and it's all dripping. because we put this house

1:25:19

pressurizer thing. And every day is the shower's

1:25:22

best day. Like, it it adds every

1:25:24

plumbing fixture

1:25:26

in the house. It's just like chickens mode. This looks great. This

1:25:28

thing, I I don't even know what this

1:25:30

is. I think it's like a female masturbator.

1:25:32

Where do you see the

1:25:34

jet that comes from the side?

1:25:37

I

1:25:37

think What is the

1:25:39

purpose of that one? Oh.

1:25:42

Come on. You know? Fast acting

1:25:44

douche. I don't know. But I

1:25:46

do like that little bench there though. I remember I

1:25:48

I stayed in an Airbnb that had

1:25:50

a thing like that in there. and

1:25:54

just sitting there with all the, like, shower

1:25:56

heads blasting down on you is so

1:25:58

nice. You're feeling every kind

1:25:59

of, like, put your head in your

1:26:02

hands and just relax. Let it my I I get I get a lot

1:26:03

of attention to my upper back. So when I wake up, it just it'd be

1:26:05

great. I like the -- Oh, the -- -- the megan

1:26:08

toilet. -- toilet.

1:26:10

It's the megan dry one.

1:26:12

You gotta get some you gotta

1:26:14

entertainments center in that in that megatoy little alko. You need a This is years.

1:26:16

How many towels do

1:26:19

you need? God man. that

1:26:22

we're having that thing redone and, like, restain to match the other wood in the room, which is why unfinished

1:26:28

right now. but it's an old timey

1:26:30

refrigerator. You put the ice at the top and it would drip to the bottom and keep things cool.

1:26:32

But there's the remote for

1:26:34

the toilet that I talked about

1:26:37

I shouldn't have opened it by hand like

1:26:39

a peasant. The fuck is wrong with me. That is pretty embarrassing. You wanna

1:26:42

point it through opening your trunk. And is is that the the ass detection

1:26:44

mechanism? I

1:26:47

just so. Actually, is that is that a camera?

1:26:49

I don't know. I don't know. The bidet

1:26:51

is so accurate.

1:26:54

I I suspect some sort of geographies

1:26:56

happening. It's a logitech webcam

1:26:58

that I just saw. Yeah. I

1:27:02

was like, how does it know exactly

1:27:04

where to shoot that stream? There's joke's on you. They're

1:27:06

selling your asshole in focus, man. We're selling India.

1:27:10

Yeah. Yeah. Totally job it. I can do it. It's so

1:27:13

awesome. Why are you

1:27:15

too excited? Hey. So

1:27:19

anyway, that's the master bedroom. I think the bed needs to be

1:27:21

made. But yeah. Anyway, so that's our bathroom. That

1:27:24

is awesome. You can see there's still some work to be

1:27:26

done, but it's it's you well, now we can

1:27:28

use it was

1:27:30

kinda rough to, like, use the upstairs guest rooms for a couple of nights. Very nice. Well, let's check. I'm glad it's done. Yeah.

1:27:36

How

1:27:36

was the the contractor situation? Did you did did it go

1:27:38

smoothly? Getting this done? I know you've had issues in the past. So

1:27:41

we love these contractors.

1:27:43

I get along with really

1:27:45

well. He's a base jumper.

1:27:47

went project went,

1:27:52

like,

1:27:52

ah

1:27:54

What's the

1:27:55

what's the bad side of

1:27:57

on time and under budget? It's

1:27:59

overtime and over budget. So

1:28:03

there is there is some of that involved, but we like him so

1:28:05

much I didn't foster. It wasn't a No.

1:28:08

Donald Trump

1:28:10

situation, not. None like that. but got a bathroom out it. that's all. We got

1:28:12

a great bathroom out of it. We're happy with

1:28:14

the workmanship, and and we would hire him

1:28:16

again. We've hired him I

1:28:18

don't even know

1:28:19

how many times. Yes. Sort of.

1:28:21

He's almost

1:28:22

he lives here. The thing that I would really like in a bathroom is is those heated

1:28:24

floors. I just remember

1:28:26

I stayed at a resort

1:28:30

one

1:28:30

time a few years ago and

1:28:32

it was in the winter,

1:28:33

so and and the tile floors were

1:28:35

just so cold getting up to go piss.

1:28:37

and that

1:28:38

warm floor was awesome. I really like that. And then I think one of those houses I think we rented a place in Colorado

1:28:40

that had the heating

1:28:43

where it's like the the

1:28:46

tubing in the floor? Mhmm. Mhmm. That

1:28:48

shit exploded the first night. We were there.

1:28:50

In the garage. In the garage, there

1:28:53

was all these like think it was copper even all

1:28:55

this tubing and it looked like I don't know what it

1:28:57

was. I didn't give a shit. It's not my house. But there

1:28:59

was a lot of,

1:29:01

like, infrastructure there. and one of those pipes burst and

1:29:04

was just spraying high pressure,

1:29:06

hot water

1:29:06

into the garage. And

1:29:08

I'm thinking, like, not only is my

1:29:11

name not on, like, the rental

1:29:13

of this place.

1:29:14

It's rental. I

1:29:15

get to it's rare. Usually

1:29:17

when I'm somewhere, I'm the guy who's gonna have to end

1:29:19

up paying if things go poorly. And this was that

1:29:21

one time I was just like, look at

1:29:23

that shit. That looks

1:29:26