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fame, professional fighter. Thank you for joining

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us tonight. What's going

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on guys? How are we doing tonight? Doing solid,

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doing solid. So you

0:24

just wrapped up season two of fish tank.

0:26

You were part of season one also. How

0:28

did you get kind of in that

0:30

group with Sam and the jet Neptune

0:32

gang? Well, a

0:35

couple of years ago, I hit up Sam and

0:38

I actually had a question for him because I was going to

0:40

send something to someone and I didn't want it to be like,

0:43

you know, annoying. And, you

0:46

know, that's kind of how I broke the ice with

0:48

him. And he knew me as a boxer. So

0:52

when he decided he was going to go on his fight, Hassan

0:54

arc, I just kind of hit him up like, yo, if you

0:56

need help, I got you. Yeah. Yeah.

0:59

And then one thing just kind of led to another. And now,

1:01

now here I am. So you and Sam

1:03

get into a fight. How's that go? I'm

1:06

not, not fun. I'll say that

1:08

much. Get out. Really? Yeah. Dudes.

1:11

But like, I'm a big dude,

1:13

but I'm, I'm not big enough as

1:16

to where I kind of know I'm big. Right. I

1:18

see what's that? What

1:21

weight class do you fight in? Well, when I'm

1:23

in shape, I fight 170, maybe 175, somewhere

1:26

around there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

1:28

So you walk around in the one nineties

1:30

question mark. Nah, I'm fat as hell

1:32

right now. I'm like two 30. Okay.

1:35

Been there. Yeah. Been there. I've been a couple

1:37

of trips to two 30. It's a,

1:39

it's a, it's a rough place

1:41

to be. Are you're a, you're a tall guy though. Like 60 or

1:44

so. No, I'm like six feet even.

1:46

Okay. And so you, with your training

1:49

though, you couldn't, you couldn't take Sam. Maybe

1:51

I give way too much credence to the training and

1:53

in the boxing world. No, no. I

1:55

mean like, you know, I,

1:57

I know, I know how to fight dudes like Sam. I'm

2:01

just saying that it wouldn't be easy,

2:04

especially because even

2:07

from the get go, I was kind of

2:09

impressed by his ability to understand himself. He

2:11

uses his physicalities. He's very much a bully.

2:20

It's not that I'm like, oh no, I don't

2:22

think I could beat him. If it came down

2:24

to it and we had to fight, which would

2:26

never happen, we're both too chill for that, but

2:28

we had to fight. I think I know how

2:30

I could try to go about it, but it

2:32

wouldn't be pretty. What's your strategy? How

2:35

are you going to get Sam? Well,

2:41

first I'm going to stash a knife in my cup. Solid.

2:44

Solid. You cut

2:47

yourself and bleed out down your

2:49

leg. I'm a lottery. I

2:51

went by default for Sam. I

2:53

wouldn't want to box. I wouldn't want to box anyone. I

2:56

didn't make the boxing though. I said fight. I thought he

2:58

was going to say take it to the ground or something, but

3:00

he didn't mention that. If I

3:02

could end up on top, I would because that's

3:04

kind of the way that I like to grapple.

3:06

I don't like being on bottom. I'm

3:09

very much a top. I

3:12

like to think I'd be a top if I wrestled. Yes.

3:15

You got to be a switch. You got

3:17

to handle it wherever it goes. A power

3:19

bottom, maybe. That's a

3:21

good point. You can't go wrong. Yeah.

3:26

If it came down to it and I

3:28

was able to grapple because that's the thing

3:30

is he like I rolled

3:34

with him the first time on

3:37

Fish Tank season two. Before that,

3:39

we had never done any kind of grappling. If

3:44

I had to hand him a belt, if I had

3:46

to reach into something and pull out a belt and

3:48

be like, here you go, it'd probably be like a

3:50

blue belt with a couple of stripes. He's

3:52

not actually. He

3:55

knows kind of what he's doing a little bit. And

3:57

then on top of that, again, his

3:59

understanding. of his own physicality and just being like,

4:01

no, I'm going to bully. I'm not worried about trying

4:04

to be Mr. technical or anything like

4:06

that. That's where it would

4:08

kind of be tough. It's not just some

4:10

big dude who's like flailing. There's

4:13

a calculation to him. Yeah. He seems to

4:15

have a little courage. Yeah.

4:18

Yeah, that would have been, can

4:20

you like, if he would have

4:22

got fucked up in that fight versus that dude,

4:24

and the dude he fought was another big dude,

4:27

like Jack the guy, but if he would have

4:29

gotten shit rocked by that guy

4:31

and knocked out, like that's,

4:34

that would be devastating for him. Like

4:36

for his, like the perception

4:38

of him, like suddenly that whole joke

4:40

about like Hassan biker fight me. Like

4:42

suddenly that is out the window. That's

4:44

that you can't do that anymore because

4:46

now you just respond to the gift

4:48

of you getting shit rocked by some

4:50

dude in a YouTube boxing match. Like

4:53

that did take like you can't, it

4:55

wasn't a boogie and wings fight where

4:57

like, of course it took bravery for them to take their

4:59

shirts off and get up there. But like wings at no

5:01

point thought, Oh fuck, Boogie might

5:03

really piece me up. Like no, but Boogie

5:05

knew he was going to get owned and

5:07

wings knew he was going to own them.

5:10

I would be like watching you

5:12

instruct them like those, those goofballs, the fish

5:14

tank contestants on boxing and me having no

5:17

boxing experience. Like I like, you like to

5:19

imagine that like, yeah, I get in that

5:21

situation and like I would look kind of

5:23

crisp and like I wouldn't make a total

5:25

fool, idiot of myself. But then I

5:28

watched these people do it and I'm like, no, that's

5:30

exactly what I'd be doing. I'd be like not leaning

5:32

in with my hips, like playing patty cake looking like

5:34

an idiot. It was that, was that

5:36

frustrating to deal with or exactly what you expected?

5:39

I mean, it's exactly what I expected because I

5:42

teach, I teach, I teach kids and adults, but

5:44

mostly kids. So like, um,

5:47

in certain ways it's actually better because

5:49

I mean, they're not, they're,

5:51

they're not hyper. They're not like running

5:53

around, like throwing stuff, you know, it's,

5:56

uh, you know, it's just dealing with

5:58

people who are not as. In

6:00

any way shape or form so it's like alright, whatever

6:02

if I'm not gonna scream at this like little kid

6:04

I probably like be screaming at this adult. Yeah, I

6:06

remember one time I saw the US Army

6:10

training some afghanis to be like, you know, we

6:12

wanted a prop them up. Hey, you're gonna take

6:14

over now You'll you'll look after this place and

6:16

they're doing Jumping jacks, you

6:19

know in you we all did that in

6:21

school. You guys each in front He gives

6:23

you a little demonstration and then everybody falls

6:25

in line Not a single afghani could do

6:27

a fucking jumping jack the concept was so

6:29

foreign to them You gotta imagine these grown

6:31

men have never seen a jumping jack before

6:33

but they're also uncoordinated as well It

6:35

was just lots of weird. You're

6:37

not thinking of Iraq. Are you was

6:39

it definitely Afghanistan? I mean, I

6:42

don't I don't really make this footage guys

6:44

in turbines with no dexterity jumping around What

6:46

about your clapping and tires we toppled one

6:48

of the problems with that empire? It's the

6:51

same one I saw was they weren't taking

6:53

it seriously enough third graders learning

6:55

jumping jacks in Elementary school or at

6:57

least like trying to get it, right?

6:59

They're laughing at their own incompetence and

7:02

I'm like someone needs to suck the

7:04

fun out of this environment Yeah, there's

7:06

too much fun in the Taliban Yeah,

7:09

but then again, maybe having fun wins wars

7:11

they did win Yeah,

7:17

these are the guys that we left to be like tortured

7:19

to death these guys didn't win You've got to win at

7:21

all. Is that like in

7:23

in inglorious bastards when they have to

7:25

like do a three like that? Maybe

7:27

that's how they suss out Taliban Jumping

7:31

jacks and if they can do it, they're like

7:33

he is American American

7:36

spy fuck his ass up.

7:38

But then if they like have no rhythm

7:40

It's a jumping jack not like a global

7:42

sort of calisthenic Apparently not and it's easy

7:44

to poke fun until you see if you've

7:46

seen videos of like eight-year-old Chinese kids in

7:48

a grid 500 by 500 doing

7:51

like a punches and bullshit see that we pour

7:53

shit though because like if we want first

7:55

of all That's propaganda. That's not they

7:57

didn't just pop into some random elementary

8:00

school the way Gorbachev, Gorbachev came

8:02

over and they took him to a

8:04

grocery store and he was like bullshit. That's not what

8:06

America, drive me around, I'll pick the store

8:08

and he picks the store and he goes in and he's shocked.

8:11

Thousands of products, every aisle is full,

8:13

nothing's missing, every space is full. Cried.

8:15

That's when the fucking Soviet Union itself.

8:17

That's so funny you answered like one

8:19

clear propaganda with another. Like you really

8:21

think Gorbachev was like openly weeping at

8:23

oranges? I'm just telling you,

8:25

propaganda. It's the exact opposite. It's

8:28

the exact opposite. There was never a grain

8:30

shortage in Russia. No,

8:32

there was huge ranges. What is going to happen

8:34

now? It is hard

8:37

to know if there are no bread lines

8:39

in Russia. Kyle combatted the Chinese

8:41

propaganda with the affirming Gorbachev one and I

8:43

was combating that propaganda with even more insane

8:45

propaganda. What I'm saying is on the other

8:48

hand, while Gorbachev could go to any grocery

8:50

store in America and say this one and

8:53

it would be equally full

8:55

and stocked up, you

8:58

can't go to any random Chinese elementary school

9:00

and say, all right, show me that big

9:02

grid where you all look like a tiger's

9:04

mouth eating the capitalist west. Show me that

9:06

real quick. And they'd all be like, abacasing

9:08

their way to nothing. No, it's bullshit. They've

9:10

got some like all stars the same way

9:13

like the Soviets used to pay

9:15

chess players and ballet dancers and

9:17

stuff like that. Look, our culture is so

9:19

amazing. We paid these people. This whole program

9:21

is bullshit. It's propaganda. I think

9:23

they leaned into chess because they happen to

9:25

have a lot of good chess guys.

9:28

And so they were like, this is going to be our thing. We're

9:30

going to make it into a huge deal. And then America is like,

9:32

well, they say it's a huge deal. It's got to be a big

9:35

deal. We got to be the best of this. We

9:37

got to find some fucking weirdo. Like who

9:39

was the chess guy? Who was Bobby? Bobby

9:41

Fisher. Yeah. We

9:44

need to find a little more clever

9:46

thing. Deep blue. We invented

9:48

the computer that beats everybody at chess. And that's the

9:51

end of the story. How

9:53

does that work now? Like I remember.

9:55

At this point, computers fuck chess players.

10:00

Your phone is the best chess player to have ever

10:02

lived That's embarrassing. It knows

10:04

all the moves. Are we better than

10:06

computers at anything now? Yes that go

10:13

In the game, oh, oh, yeah, I

10:15

know the gate I know of the game go yeah

10:19

Yeah, yeah, and apparently it's very very very

10:21

real. There's a lot of black and white

10:24

Yeah, there's a there's huge grids of maybe

10:27

black and white Marbles

10:29

or or chips I've

10:31

only I've watched a documentary about it and how I

10:34

think that I think that maybe the computers

10:36

can't beat the best players of That is

10:38

it like just a for now thing? Like

10:40

I'll just have me got around to it because even

10:43

the blue like they knew at the or

10:45

Woody you were like an adult at that

10:47

time like one yeah a young adult like

10:49

was everyone were there any people who were like

10:53

Don't never have a computer that

10:55

can always beat Gary Kasparov or whatever

10:58

Exactly and then when deep blue started winning

11:00

they started giving excuses like well Deep

11:03

blue has seen Gary's previous games and Gary

11:05

has not seen deep blues previous games He

11:07

understood deep blues tendencies and such that he

11:09

would beat it or so they

11:11

say but that is in the past now

11:14

now Computers just beat you don't ask any

11:16

questions. You can't win. I

11:18

think recently there was some kind of a competition somewhere

11:20

I mean, I'd maybe just read it on reddit. They

11:22

were they were programming a game and Maybe

11:25

maybe a poker bot or something like that.

11:27

The guys like overslept. I Just

11:29

wrote it this morning. It says go

11:31

all in every if in hand go

11:33

all in And it

11:35

won like the state competition because everyone

11:37

else's programs just fold that on all

11:39

in The

11:43

program folds to an all-in so he just No,

11:46

no, no, no the other boss idea against him

11:50

Dan yeah, I wonder if the reason

11:52

that we're not winning go or I see Zach said

11:55

Grand Turismo Pokemon emote monopoly all

11:57

hit all kids be beaten by

11:59

AI Yeah, nobody became

12:01

anopoly. But is anyone trying? Is that

12:04

why we're better at go also? Like if we

12:06

devoted the kind of IBM was

12:08

at a time one of the very few

12:10

companies that did a lot of pure research

12:13

IBM Bell Labs and The

12:15

list might stop there. I don't have any radio and

12:19

So IBM was putting these PhD

12:21

level geniuses on

12:23

both hardware and software to solve this chess

12:26

problem and they did Chess

12:28

is a big-time game where there's some incentives to

12:30

get this right is it? I'm

12:32

doing competitive and recreational and

12:35

go Who's working

12:37

on that? Is it possible

12:39

that like the US government was

12:41

like helping to fund? IBM's computer to

12:43

beat the Soviets because it's a good

12:45

look Yeah

12:51

And when you're done we would like we would we

12:53

would also like this body it will be flying our

12:55

drones to kill brown people That's like

12:58

a guarantee They say you see a little success

13:00

there and they're like alright money behind this boom

13:02

and things are about to get a little more

13:04

serious in your corporate culture like These

13:07

are tricky like if you believe the government

13:09

is always telling the truth then you're a

13:11

fool But if you believe the government's

13:13

never telling the truth, you're also a fool and It

13:18

could be hard to know when what's what? Yeah,

13:21

the new the new ones the Taylor Swift one The

13:23

one that frankly I have been espousing for we do

13:25

the government behind the Chiefs win instead of their skill

13:28

It's not only is it

13:30

a major conspiracy that lots of people

13:32

believe It's one that I

13:35

again I've been espousing for weeks and weeks and

13:37

weeks that Taylor Swift is sigh Oh, you

13:39

get her you get her in there for the

13:41

Joe Biden plug and make everybody get the vaccine

13:44

Taylor Taylor you're not thinking you're not

13:46

playing the long game. They've been setting this up

13:48

since 2021 when kids the

13:50

city won the first time or 2020

13:53

2020 they won the Super Bowl now

13:55

only and 22 I Think

13:58

we're 18. I don't know I've only

14:00

been back this year. I don't

14:03

know you see someone calculated the financial impact

14:05

of Taylor Swift being Kelsey's like girlfriend and

14:07

going absurd. I'm sure the $331

14:10

million for the Chiefs in the NFL just

14:13

like like, you know, right They

14:15

made that much extra extra

14:20

Her impact alone was 331 million

14:22

more dollars for the Chiefs and the NFL

14:25

Like what like through the exact, you know, they

14:27

go to playoffs every year, I mean, no, I'm

14:29

not doubting you I think that's what they did

14:32

That's how they did them because like that the

14:34

viewership was that much higher that they're slated to

14:36

make that much more through ad Not just the

14:38

viewership, but you know how it works like it's

14:40

it's valuable eyes that are watching I think they're

14:42

hitting it It is a graphic. We normally

14:44

wouldn't hit with NFL game young and middle-aged

14:46

women are Huge spenders

14:49

big spenders. So those are valuable eyes. You can

14:51

get them buying a fucking Kelsey

14:53

Jersey That's I bet Kelsey

14:55

jerseys are insane Right that as

14:57

I looked it up the Chiefs won in 2020 and

15:00

they were in it in 21 and they're here

15:02

again in 24 I

15:04

don't know. I fucked it and they won last

15:06

year Yeah, they won last year to say the

15:08

Chiefs are in it through some sort of scam

15:10

is a little silly If

15:13

I were from Missouri, I'd be all in

15:15

with you. Here's the Actual conspiracy we need

15:17

a line and tell her how we have

15:19

is a gold-digging whore That's what you want

15:21

to line up behind Taylor's but not only

15:23

after you have Travis Kelsey for his money

15:26

And she's the kind of girl who sits at the

15:28

finish line and fucks the winners It's not until this

15:30

guy makes a Super Bowl what his fourth time. What

15:32

a real style No,

15:35

I was I was gonna say like she's definitely

15:37

got more money than than Kelsey. I won't be

15:39

just waiting with your facts But

15:42

so so I have my

15:44

own Taylor Swift like sigh up but it's not

15:47

a fun one I'm not a thousand percent sure

15:49

what like the fun one is the one that

15:51

everybody on Twitter has been going crazy about it's

15:53

just Trying to put her

15:55

front and center so that she can like push

15:58

Biden and vaccines and stuff like that There's nothing else

16:00

to it It could

16:02

be yeah, I mean Kelsey's like the Pfizer

16:04

fun guy right now, right? He's in all

16:06

those commercials Yeah, I don't yeah commercials, but

16:08

I do know he works for five. I

16:10

just Aaron Rodgers talks it. Yeah That

16:14

was funny. Yeah, like you need you

16:16

need Pfizer money It's like your Dayton Taylor Swift

16:18

and your play for the Chiefs I

16:21

don't I mean, yeah, he needs that he needs

16:23

that chunky soup money He needs

16:25

that car insurance money late like like

16:27

I the Manning brothers are still fucking

16:29

in commercials and running pizza restaurants, dude

16:31

They've got their own program those guys

16:33

of hundred millionaires. What are they still

16:35

doing? Was Taylor Swift?

16:39

I didn't know this Scott was she like a big

16:41

Vax person or no Not

16:44

necessarily, you know just like a normal Person

16:48

about it. I suppose People

16:50

might take ever with

16:53

that read but I

16:55

mean my my my my less fun

16:57

theory was that she was being

16:59

put front and center in the NFL right

17:02

now to show like Like

17:04

cracked out psycho women that they can have it

17:06

all they can wait to be like 35 Before

17:10

they start having kids and they

17:12

can they can be pop stars and stuff like

17:14

that And then also still get the football player

17:16

that they wanted back in high school I

17:19

could see that I mean that's certainly like Definitely

17:21

an endearing part of her to her core audience Because

17:24

you see a lot of the most hardcore Taylor

17:27

Swift fans online because it's trending fucking constantly now

17:29

And they're like exactly what you described like

17:32

a thirty nine year old Single

17:34

no kids and almost living vicariously the

17:36

way one might through a child with

17:38

Taylor Swift like look at her

17:41

She's she's living the dream for the record. I

17:43

like Taylor Swift. I don't

17:45

think there's anything wrong I don't know anything about

17:47

her her music's good. I've always like I imagine

17:49

she's a bad girlfriend only because There's

17:52

a long list of people that agree Yeah,

17:55

her business is kind of needed like

17:57

that or I don't even know but I know the

17:59

meme that like all her songs are about breaking

18:01

up, right? Yeah, a lot

18:03

of it. I think that's

18:05

why she's famous is because she kind of she

18:08

kind of um she

18:11

was she was caught on by like those

18:13

girls in high school who like they weren't

18:15

ugly like they're actually pretty and like cool

18:17

but they weren't cheerleaders and like that's what half

18:19

her songs are about if it's not about breaking

18:22

up it's about like oh I'm

18:24

better than the cheerleader I don't know why you don't

18:26

want me. Yeah yeah

18:28

like like oh she I'm just uh

18:30

playing Jane and like meanwhile she's hot

18:33

like I really I really doubt she

18:35

usually comes from wealthy parents. Oh does she? Yeah.

18:37

That happens more often than you would think. It's

18:40

very rare that it's just like

18:42

a you know random happenstance. I hate to

18:44

call her a nepo baby right because like

18:46

some of our most talented actors and singers

18:48

and such had parents in the industry in

18:51

the entertainment industry and I think that's where

18:53

she lands like I really I like her

18:55

music whatever uh not actually

18:57

gay but you know gay enough to like Taylor Swift

19:00

and uh and I like her music. I think she's

19:02

really good at it. I think she sings well and

19:04

she plays the guitar. I tried to play the guitar

19:06

didn't sound anything like it when she does so tip

19:10

of the hat but she did

19:12

get a big leg up in the fame race because

19:14

her father. Who are some of

19:16

the the worst examples of

19:18

like the nepotism babies in the

19:20

entertainment industry? Like people who

19:22

would not be there there's a

19:25

zero percent chance if they didn't have

19:27

successful relatives. Don't

19:30

have a good one. I don't know like Kyle's

19:32

good at this game. If we're being honest Nick

19:34

Cage. Oh yeah. I

19:36

don't know why you think that's so crazy.

19:38

He's so talented like like like just because

19:40

you don't like his performance style like

19:43

he couldn't do it like like he he

19:45

has his own style. Oh I just need

19:47

to be fuddled and he has this raw

19:49

he's not always fuddled sometimes he's insane. His

19:52

new movie is bizarre. I mean a lot

19:54

of his new stuff is. I

19:56

think Nick Cage is very talented. I like his movies

19:58

because he's fun. It's funny to

20:00

watch because it is as if I'm

20:03

up there trying. That's what

20:05

he's like. He's my Taylor Swift. If

20:08

I were a Hollywood actor, I'd be Nick Cage up there

20:11

badly emoting with my face, like probably

20:13

making side comments to production about like,

20:15

yeah, my uncle was Francis Ford Coppola.

20:18

And it's like… He literally changed

20:20

his name, right? So he wouldn't be Nicholas

20:23

Coppola? I think he stayed

20:25

Nicholas Coppola and he was an awesome actor.

20:27

Everyone would be like, damn, that Coppola family

20:29

with the actress. He switched to

20:31

Cage so that people couldn't be like, oh,

20:34

that's the Coppola kid. Oh, I see why he's in it.

20:37

See? He's not like

20:39

Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey could have grown off

20:42

your dirt. Watch Con Air. You need to

20:44

go watch Con Air. And when he tells,

20:47

I think John Malkovich, maybe somebody to put

20:49

that bunny back in the box, you're going

20:51

to tear up. You're going to tear up. All

20:54

right. When he beats up Danny Trejo,

20:56

Danny Trejo, who's like Johnny 69 because he's raped

20:58

69 women. And he has like

21:00

a tattoo for each of them on his body. And

21:02

he's like eyeing up the female guard. I'm about to

21:04

be Johnny tattoos. Yeah. Yeah. He's like each one's like,

21:06

I can't remember what they are. Like women's faces. There's

21:09

the hearts, like a heart for every woman is raped

21:11

on his body. And he's like eyeing up the female

21:13

guard. He's like, I'm about to be Johnny 70, bitch.

21:17

And like, everybody's like, whoa, we cannot rape. But

21:20

yeah, they take over the Con Air plane. You ever seen Con

21:22

Air? No. Great. Steve Buscemi

21:25

plays like a Hannibal Lecter type. Like they

21:27

wheel him on the plane and one of

21:29

those carts, like a settling torches. He's got

21:32

the mouth guard on and everything. He's

21:35

like a child leader. No,

21:37

I think Nick Cage is not a very,

21:39

if we're being honest, he's not a good actor. I have another

21:41

one. What about Drew Barrymore? I don't

21:43

think she's a great actor. And so you

21:45

guys. America's sweetheart. They

21:48

pushed her down our throats as gorgeous. And

21:50

for two decades, I was like, I don't

21:52

get it. Why is everyone

21:54

saying Drew Barrymore is hot? Yeah,

21:56

it's like that first Batman movie with.

22:01

Christian Bale where we're supposed

22:03

to believe this billionaire is like

22:05

risking it all for Maggie Gyllenhaal.

22:07

And it's like I wouldn't look

22:09

at this woman at the grocery

22:11

store twice. Like much less if

22:13

I was a billionaire and she was serving me food,

22:15

I'd ask her to be removed. Can

22:18

we have a picture of Maggie

22:20

Gyllenhaal? I can't picture

22:23

this woman that is not as attractive as Jake in

22:25

Taylor's eyes. Jake's

22:28

a cutie. You know those families where they

22:30

have like sons and daughters and you look

22:32

at them and you're like man, this was

22:34

a daughter family or man, this was a

22:36

son family. They got the better half of

22:38

the genetics there. The Gyllenhaals

22:40

are a son family. Alright,

22:42

I mean that's a recent photo. Maybe we could have

22:44

went back to when she was in her prime. I

22:47

want you to remember this is the best she could

22:49

look that day. I

22:51

mean she kind of looks the same. She's just got long

22:53

hair back. That's a deep cut. She's

22:56

like 40 here. She looks great. Look

22:58

at that. She looks like his mom. That's

23:00

a good looking man though, right? It is. I

23:03

like it. He told me

23:05

that was him and his mom. I

23:07

wouldn't fight you. Yeah, see? Poor Maggie

23:09

Gyllenhaal. Alright. And Taylor's

23:12

description is really good. I wouldn't look twice at

23:14

her at the grocery store. Yeah,

23:17

I mean she doesn't stand out ugly. I'm

23:19

not saying she's ugly. Like she's not deformed

23:22

or anything but she is unremarkable in whole

23:24

foods. Put that picture back up. She's younger.

23:26

Zach, put that picture back up. Yeah, Zach.

23:28

She looks like someone who beat cancer eight

23:30

months ago is what she

23:33

looks like with her hairline. Can I see a

23:35

hot Maggie Gyllenhaal? No, Taylor, keep your head to

23:37

that. She doesn't do herself

23:39

any favors with the short hair. She probably shouldn't have

23:42

lopped it all off. Her top

23:44

doesn't fit right either. I don't know what's going

23:46

on under that top. It's an ill-fitting dress if

23:48

we're being honest. Yeah. Look

23:50

at that. The team of stylists was doing both of

23:52

them and there were like eight women all wanting to

23:54

touch her brother. And just a Honduran

23:56

illegal taking care of it. That's

24:00

a better look. It's fine. That's better. But it's

24:02

your face that well, but you can see that

24:04

movie car Oh, show me

24:06

secretary. Show me Jake. Show me her in

24:08

the secretary because that's the movie. She's fucking

24:10

smoking hot in That's

24:13

the movie. She's smoking hot in that's a good movie. It's

24:15

really I don't think she's smoking hot in any

24:17

movie She is yeah, you'll have good boobs and

24:19

I haven't seen a top that shows him yet.

24:21

Yeah Actually, I kind

24:23

of I kind of like her there. Yeah, I kind

24:25

of I'm kind of a fan of that secretary She

24:29

must be terrible secretary. No, she's a great

24:31

with James Vader is Funnish

24:34

right there. She did something. Yeah, I like

24:36

that. She was literally as bonded with that

24:39

Pole behind her back and Kyle's like that's a

24:42

great secretary right there No,

24:44

she's got potential. That's the whole point of the

24:46

movie is she's into No,

24:50

she's into BDSM with one person. Why

24:52

do you you're such an awful awful?

24:55

I'm an awful woman making an admin.

24:57

No, oh, I I mean

24:59

I thought this was about a whore who he hired

25:01

him was like you're my secretary now And you're

25:04

like actual secretary that it's easier to hire

25:06

a whore and train her to be a

25:08

secretary I heard a secretary.

25:10

I turned to be a whore like that.

25:12

It depends on the starting material

25:15

really No, no, no, right

25:18

Is she the secretary who's halfway to whore or

25:20

a whore who's halfway today? Because I think some

25:22

boys are gonna have some abuse issues and it's

25:24

gonna be a problem I don't know

25:26

what a whore is petty cash is getting wiped out

25:29

You're a big man. If

25:31

you were a big famous guy Scott

25:34

would you have a? Sexy

25:37

little secretary or would you be like the

25:40

opposite of that and be like no none

25:42

of that for me business as usual The

25:44

ugliest most competent man, please an

25:46

Asian man See it's

25:50

That'd be tough for me because on on one hand

25:52

like Yeah,

25:54

I've learned the hard way to not shit where I

25:56

eat, but then on the other hand It's like

25:58

I don't want to I don't want to I'm gonna walk

26:00

in and be like, what's going on? John, how are

26:02

you today? Did I get any calls? I

26:05

don't wanna see some like gruff dude when I walk

26:07

in the office at like nine or 10 a.m. whenever

26:10

I go in, you know? I think that. I

26:13

think actually, I do think like a Maggie

26:15

Gyllenhaal or even like a Taylor Swift like

26:18

tear girl looks wise might actually be all

26:20

right. Oh yeah. Maggie

26:24

Gyllenhaal is not ugly. She's ugly in the

26:26

world of Hollywood. Like in the

26:29

real world, it's like, oh, that's an above

26:31

average looking woman. Like Taylor Swift is like

26:33

attractive. I imagine if you see her

26:35

in person. I saw that pic. Do you see that

26:37

picture of her with her naked pussy rubbing red paint

26:39

all over the chief stadium? Yeah,

26:43

do you see those real photo? No, the AI

26:45

Taylor Swift shit. I'm

26:47

gonna have to. Yeah, like it was like

26:49

a Streisand effect. Pretty hot, Robert or pussy

26:51

with those six fingers. Yeah, you

26:53

can tell cause it's got like the six

26:55

finger thing but like the pictures is like,

26:57

I don't know what this dude input into

26:59

his hyper realistic porn simulator but like half

27:02

of them were like Taylor Swift looking slutty

27:04

naked with like cheaps paint on

27:06

and it says like fuck

27:09

me. And then she's just like

27:11

in the crowd. You can like see how

27:13

the lines on the field in the background

27:15

aren't perfect the way like AI does it.

27:18

And she's just being groped, like molested by

27:20

like dozens of chief fans with like red

27:22

paint on. And like apparently her legal team

27:24

was like, like drew attention to

27:26

it and was like, this is

27:28

unacceptable. And as soon as I saw that

27:31

I'm like, oh, that's yeah, the president Biden's

27:33

not, nobody's doing her any

27:35

favors talking about that. You let that slide, you

27:37

go, this will pass. We don't say anything about

27:39

it. Now it turned it on Twitter a hundred

27:41

times because it got brought up. We'll

27:44

see what they do. It's a lot of powerful people who don't like

27:46

it. There may be some

27:48

changes to how that technology gets used. We were

27:50

talking about Jill and all. Did

27:52

y'all see the trailer for Roadhouse? I

27:55

haven't seen first. Yeah. Where Conor McGregor

27:57

just plays himself. He just plays

27:59

himself. That's why he's I

28:01

think he can play himself like I

28:03

was worried. He looked the acting in

28:06

the trailer was good now Maybe it's just

28:08

90 seconds of good, but Me

28:12

as a bit of a Connor hater Nothing

28:14

negative to say about that trailer it was

28:17

his posture is Hilarious when he

28:19

walks into this he's just like like the

28:21

way his shoulders in his arms It's like

28:24

the way he's he's just like lean

28:26

forward all weird And then I

28:28

don't know but the line of course where you had butts

28:30

still in all the lairs But he's got a golf club,

28:32

which I thought was bizarre I don't think that's a

28:34

good melee weapon at all I feel like

28:36

first swing the heads breaking off and now

28:38

you just got off with you Do you

28:41

need one swing with the golf club to

28:43

end? He's in a road house Yeah, you're

28:45

assuming one that I hit with that swing

28:47

to I'm not in a bar environment Okay,

28:49

the dozen people then you're probably

28:51

not gonna take it that away from you friends.

28:53

Mm-hmm. So he's an actor now He's

28:55

a whiskey man. He's an actor. He's a He's

28:58

an actor. I don't think Connor fights

29:00

again He's got

29:02

he's gonna fight again, but it'll be a lot

29:05

his last fight I think or a

29:07

second glass fight with he's gonna

29:09

fight Chandler like like I don't think he can get out

29:11

of that There's been contract signed or something some sort of

29:14

When he did the ultimate fighter he agreed to fight that man

29:16

and now he clearly can't get out of it You can kind

29:18

of see the way he answers questions. He's like apparently

29:21

it'll be chanting. It'll be Chandler And

29:23

I suppose it'll be Chandler like he's not excited

29:25

about it, but he knows that look

29:28

you sign you agreed fight the motherfucker

29:30

I can't get the money fight which

29:32

is Jake Paul unless I fulfill my

29:34

contractual Obligation to fight

29:36

channel stuck on that no how

29:39

many hasn't been like six years since he's fought

29:41

and he's still on the hook for Fight

29:44

for a come from a contract. No, they three

29:46

Kyle. Well, no, that's not a so on

29:48

the fight with a contract Isn't a good way

29:51

to look at it, you know He

29:53

agreed Reese. He does a contract every

29:55

fight So he recently like last year

29:57

they did the reality show the ultimate fighter

30:00

And sort of often what they'll do is they'll have the

30:03

coaches fight each other at the end It's a

30:05

it's a fun way to in the reality show

30:07

not on the show Obviously they'll do a pay-per-view

30:09

event after and so Connor was the coach

30:11

and this Chandler guy was the coach and they're both seemingly

30:14

in the same division around the same ranking

30:16

or whatever and But

30:19

but year a year has passed now and it's

30:21

like what's what's fucking going on and not a

30:23

not a year since the show but like It's

30:26

been years since he's fought even it's been so many

30:28

years since he's been an opponent that you could actually

30:30

be like Yeah, that was a good win. I was

30:32

so you all think he'll have one more fight and

30:34

then be done Yeah

30:38

Arches Chandler, then obviously the

30:40

the story continues. Well his

30:42

last fight was in 21 Oh,

30:45

sorry, and maybe it's been six years

30:47

since he had a good win. Mm-hmm Yeah,

30:50

cuz I don't you know when he came back

30:52

and smoked saroni it was it was hard It

30:55

was hard to even decide what that meant

30:57

because the circumstances were odd Saroni

31:00

was at the end of his career and the way

31:02

Connor did it was so interesting though that it was

31:04

like what? What just happened here? What

31:07

did we just see like a new Bruce Lee

31:09

type fucking thing? Like did he just change the

31:11

game up with shoulder strikes? But

31:14

I don't know nobody's done it since I

31:16

it feels to me like Cowboy

31:19

was looking for a way out of that fight He got

31:21

hit in the nose with the shoulder and was like I'm

31:23

out He took a head

31:25

kit right after that. It was rough. It was

31:27

he got the shit I remember people say that

31:29

maybe he threw or he gave up He

31:32

took an ass beating like he was done

31:34

if he had like manned up like that

31:36

one fight you like where maybe Diaz gives

31:38

him The finger and he's like yeah, yeah,

31:40

that was where cowboy look it If he

31:42

just gone out for another beating or continued

31:44

to take one like I think that's what

31:46

it would have happened He wasn't gonna be

31:49

Connor that night like say what you want

31:51

about Connor and like his longevity He starches

31:53

saroni every night of the week is MMA

31:55

the sport that you follow

31:57

Scott like professionally or you

32:00

Just teach it and you're not that

32:02

into watching it. These two are obsessed with it. I'll watch a

32:04

fight once in a blue moon Yeah,

32:06

I mean it I wouldn't say

32:08

I follow MMA, but I definitely follow certain

32:10

fighters like um, you know I like Pereira.

32:12

I'll watch Israel out of Sonia, but I

32:14

don't I don't like him. Um,

32:17

I can't say Bugging

32:21

but yeah, it's um Yeah,

32:24

it's it's it's interesting and talking about the

32:26

Saroni thing I think what happened was like

32:28

the shoulder because it's it's the punch

32:30

you get hit with that You don't see coming that

32:32

does like the damage and stuff like that So

32:35

I think that it was just a I I

32:37

think there was just momentum from the get-go with the shoulder

32:39

strikes He was like what the fuck is this? I just

32:42

got hit with the shoulder and then It's

32:45

it it wasn't over then

32:47

obviously you got you got pieced up more

32:49

But he just couldn't really do much of

32:51

anything after that, you know, yeah Yeah,

32:53

he was like the look in his eyes was like

32:56

what the fuck my nose hurts so much I can't

32:58

breathe I think

33:00

maybe he was I've seen him like blow his nose

33:02

before with a bad broken nose And he was in

33:04

his eyes did the mummy thing So

33:06

maybe that was even in his head like like I've

33:09

had my nose broken not in a fucking professional

33:11

fight But just a kid punching me in school

33:13

and it was like I'm done now. I don't

33:15

want to do this anymore So

33:18

I can relate to But he

33:20

did keep fighting and he got many got kicked in

33:22

the head and took like that's crazy I've left I've

33:24

had my nose broken a couple times maybe four and

33:28

I've had it broken where I shrugged

33:30

it off and I was the tough guy that I aspire to be

33:33

And I've had a broken where like you said, I

33:35

just was like time out time

33:37

out. I don't want to fight anymore

33:40

I'm like bending over just leaking pouring

33:42

out of my face and And

33:45

those guys could have done anything they wanted to me

33:48

at that point I was Didn't

33:50

watch. Yeah blood I guess yeah, I

33:52

don't I The

33:54

story is you guys and like other guests maybe

33:57

Scott is something like this where people

33:59

who are into Fighting will talk about like yeah you

34:01

go to a gym and like sometimes the guys you

34:03

get paired up with there will pretend like they're gonna

34:05

go easy on you, but really they just want to

34:07

piece up a newbie and like pub

34:09

stomp and That right there is enough

34:12

to keep me out of that hobby or out

34:14

of it as a hobby forever It's like I'm

34:16

gonna I'm in my 30s and I'm gonna go

34:18

get my ass beat by some dude in his

34:20

20s Who's been doing it for five years and

34:23

just wants to practice? He's like man.

34:25

I wonder what this idiots heads gonna

34:27

feel like on my hand or something

34:29

2018 he has amazing cardio He's on

34:31

the current high school wrestling team and

34:33

he sees you as an adult He

34:35

can test his skills on and it's

34:37

like I don't I don't need this

34:39

axe-chicking Son yeah, I get beat

34:41

up like one time like somebody taps me out

34:43

over and over and I'd be like walking out

34:45

Like this is actually gay Oh

34:58

shit black magic Join

35:03

a fucking tennis or pickleball league When

35:06

you first started training, I'll do jits. I assume

35:08

you do some presented you just you Do

35:11

you have your lumps for six

35:13

months one month nine months? Um,

35:16

I mean I still take them today depending on where I

35:18

go fucking But

35:21

yeah, like I Had

35:23

a little bit of wrestling experience But the thing is

35:25

it didn't really come in handy because we were starting

35:28

on our knees when we were doing jujitsu Plus

35:31

I was an ass wrestler in high school The

35:35

stand-up wasn't that bad because I did some

35:37

like really basic boxing when I was a

35:39

kid But

35:42

it's even even to this day sometimes I

35:44

have on days sometimes I have off days

35:46

and then it's like Taylor was saying like

35:49

You got those dudes every now and again. They just walk in

35:51

and they're like, yeah, let's go light Right.

35:53

Yeah, it's just like holy shit, dude

35:56

What what what bothers me isn't necessarily that

35:58

people kind of like go away off

36:00

every now and again, it's that like, you

36:02

get this weird form of like, creep

36:06

who like, um, like

36:08

I was actually on, um, when

36:10

I fly it, I get sparring in it, Joel O'Zaughan's

36:13

gym, you get you guys, you guys know, we know,

36:15

yeah, um, like every now and

36:20

again, I go there and like, everybody's usually like

36:22

really chill. But every now and again,

36:24

there's a guy he comes in like once, and then

36:26

I never see him again. And I'm not there all

36:28

the time. But like, you know, like once a week

36:30

when I'm getting ready to fight, and

36:33

he'll just try and kill me. And then I'll kind of

36:35

like throughout the course of the round, I'll figure out like,

36:37

all right, so I've hit them with this. He's

36:40

hitting me with that. I just got to avoid that. Like I

36:42

start doing math. And then around the

36:44

time that I kind of start figuring it out.

36:46

That's when either a they're like, no, no, we're

36:48

going too hard or be they'll

36:51

tell me not to use whatever it is that I'm

36:53

using. Like, like if I'd thrown a bleak kick or

36:55

something like that, it's like this dude slinging head kicks

36:57

at me, you know, but I

37:00

can't, I can't throw a soft oblique kick

37:02

that I'm being very careful with. Because that

37:05

guy he isn't here to he isn't here to

37:07

train train, he's here to feel like he won,

37:09

you know, and like, I totally get

37:11

what you're saying, you know, like me, I kind of

37:13

have the opposite problem where I go really soft. If

37:15

you see me on the if you

37:17

see me on fish tank, you'll see Sam like egging

37:19

me on like, come on, dude, go, go. And it's

37:21

because like, I know like the

37:23

fish Yeah, I'm kind of here. I'm here to teach a martial

37:26

arts, but I'm here to mess with them too a little bit.

37:29

And, you know, I, I

37:32

want to I want to give them a workout, but I don't

37:34

want to like break ribs or anything like that. Yeah, you know,

37:37

dude, the I loved when you

37:40

like made them all. So

37:42

Scott's in his own colored gi to

37:44

indicate he is the sensei, and all

37:46

the fish are in their own gi's.

37:49

And none of them know what they're doing.

37:51

And you you made them like refer to

37:53

you as sensei. What was the

37:55

Japanese thing you made them say like as

37:57

an affirmative? They couldn't say like, yes. It's

38:00

us. Which

38:04

is a real thing too. That wasn't even a

38:06

joke, but I figured, you know, it'd

38:08

be nice to have them do that because they get

38:10

fucking used to it and they don't stop. I

38:13

think it was your first boxing

38:15

thing of the season this year

38:17

when that girl, that was a

38:19

little histrionic summer, she

38:22

just started growing up in the

38:24

middle. Yeah, she was a

38:26

fighter. You can tell her. She just started vomiting

38:28

in the middle of it. It wasn't that strenuous.

38:31

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I was a

38:33

little nervous because at this point we

38:36

had basically just done some calisthenics and then

38:40

I taught them real karate the first day. That

38:43

was real stuff you would go, you would see in

38:45

a gym. And

38:47

that's just basically glorified

38:50

calisthenics. And

38:53

she ends up walking off with Sam. I had

38:56

no idea that this happened, but Sam calls

38:58

her up and then five minutes later she comes

39:00

back down. It turns out

39:02

Sam asked her to get a lighter or something

39:04

like that. And on the way out of the

39:06

room, he's like, oh, by the way, panic.

39:11

She turns around, comes downstairs and she starts

39:13

looking for stuff. And I just hear the

39:15

sound of water hitting something hard. And I'm

39:17

like, what the fuck is that? And I look up

39:19

and she's hunched over the bar. So I

39:22

go over because I'm like, fuck, this could be serious.

39:24

People usually don't vomit after something like that. She might

39:27

be having an emergency. And

39:30

she just – it was like a faucet.

39:32

She would not stop. You

39:35

can actually see in the footage, I kind of lean down because

39:37

I'm trying to check. I

39:40

lean down and then I catch a whiff of the vomit

39:42

and I kind of like – I kind

39:44

of think that I'm like, hey, are you okay? You all right?

39:46

You good? And she was

39:48

just an absolute mess. I don't think –

39:52

I forget if she lasted a week. I don't think

39:54

she lasted a week. But even

39:57

without that, I don't think she would have lasted a week. Yeah,

40:00

you're a little too fragile to last in there

40:02

if someone sang panic to you is enough

40:04

to be like Literally vomit

40:07

inducing like a vomit inducing level. What

40:09

is you doing on that? Volunteer

40:13

for that like you probably saw clips of

40:15

season one. It's gonna be stressful Just

40:18

the speech part would be obnoxious. I

40:20

bet it smelled like shit in

40:22

there. Oh, yeah Yeah Especially

40:24

um it was weird because I'd

40:26

walk in and you'd walk upstairs and then you're kind

40:28

of in the main part of the house And I'm

40:31

like I get three steps up I'd be

40:33

fine and then the fourth step I'd

40:35

like get hit with a wall of just

40:37

like trash and There

40:40

was like manure or mulch or something like that

40:42

that they spread around everywhere Spread

40:46

manure around I must have missed that It

40:49

was for like the the last like a

40:51

couple of days. I think Like

40:56

if the whole place was had fleas or lice

40:58

or something like that But the

41:01

lights wouldn't have worked. Everybody ended up shaving their head.

41:03

Oh Well, that's like

41:05

even the one of the last girls the

41:07

last girl who was there shaved her head didn't even

41:10

win That's a huge was that

41:12

for life misstep. No, it was because I

41:14

don't remember why I think she

41:16

said I would like shave I'd shave my head to

41:18

win and they were like shave your head She

41:22

shaved her head and they're like you loose If

41:27

you get crabs, can you just shave your pubes? I

41:30

don't know. Can they live out your asshole?

41:33

I think they're I think you have to shave them all though

41:35

They'll just keep migrating. I think they're gonna look

41:37

for hair somewhere You need to be softer

41:40

than a baby down all my pubes are localized in

41:42

the same place. I don't understand I'm

41:44

like a turtle down there. No, no, no purchase to be

41:46

found now on the other side of that bell curve I'm

41:48

a thicket I keep

41:50

everything in the genital region. Okay, but the

41:52

the life like the land of

41:55

milk and honey The

41:58

ass region is 32 years of fucking

42:02

the Viet Cong are hiding out in my ass.

42:04

But how fucking hairy it is. Every

42:07

once in a while you like, do you ever like feel

42:09

that hair and you're just like, my God, this

42:11

is so long. Especially

42:14

if you don't shower for a day or two and

42:16

like you're sitting in your chair and you get up,

42:18

you start moving around and you're just like, uh,

42:21

like fucking gross. That is gross. I

42:23

get, I have to shower. I can't

42:25

go one day without showering or I'm just a

42:27

fucking grease ball. Yeah, I

42:29

hate it. I get feels like I have

42:32

hair product in. Yeah,

42:34

I'd have to be camping or something to

42:36

miss a day of showering. Yeah, we

42:39

talked about, uh, I think

42:41

it was Asman gold a long while

42:43

ago, uh, that really popular streamer who

42:45

talked, who's like, yeah, I'll go three

42:47

weeks without showering. That's

42:50

damn vile. Yeah.

42:53

Like that. I can't imagine even like,

42:55

even if you're inside and air conditioning all the

42:57

time and you're not sweating, you're just getting

42:59

oily. Like you said, like I have oil

43:02

and skin. Yeah, I'll feel it on everywhere.

43:04

Like on my face, my hair will get

43:06

like greasy and they, and like, I

43:08

don't know. It's, it's, it's disgusting. I could go a day.

43:11

Like if I don't do anything, I could, I could not

43:13

shower and like, like, wait, but I gotta get first thing

43:15

in the morning. First thing in the morning. Mm

43:18

hmm. I'd rather shower like two or three

43:20

times a day. Three is a little insane. Three is like,

43:22

what are you doing? Like you must've

43:24

been very dirty, but at least, you know, one or two

43:26

times a day. Growing up, I, growing

43:28

up, I shower three times a day just to try

43:30

to keep acne away. It's just so oily. Do you

43:32

remember the dentist telling you three times a day?

43:34

What a lie that was. The

43:37

brush in your teeth. Three times a week tops. Three

43:40

times a week. Do you

43:42

know people like that who just like don't brush? I

43:45

bet you do. You're in Jeremy, Jeremy,

43:48

like Jeremy clearly didn't brush or something, you

43:50

know, because his teeth had rotten, rotted out

43:52

of his head. I also

43:54

think that maybe he mentioned something about he had

43:56

a condition that it's

43:58

called not. Yeah, yeah Like

44:03

you have to like Ignore

44:05

your teeth through so many stages of

44:08

pain to get to that Like

44:10

when your teeth are rotted out It wasn't like you

44:12

woke up one day and you're like I got a

44:15

little oh my good Is that a little blood in

44:17

the sink when I brush like no It's like it's

44:19

been hurting to eat for a year

44:21

now and you're still like this will pass Just

44:24

chew my way through the other side Well,

44:26

it's just front teeth to like all

44:28

the money. Those are the worst. Yeah, all of

44:31

his teeth were you know He's

44:33

got dentures now. Would you hire someone

44:35

who had like rotten missing teeth for

44:37

any? I don't want my oh, yeah

44:39

you did What

44:45

you would do he's the guy who would like dig

44:48

the insides of a watermelon out was bare hands on

44:50

a hot summer day With no source of water, you

44:52

know, I mean like like he was he was the

44:54

go the gopher He was go get this go get

44:56

that hold these explosives in the air

44:58

want to fuck him shoot him guy Plus

45:01

the good jobs that was all crown needed to know what's

45:03

the gum jobs? You can't imagine Oh

45:06

the pleasures you can be found from a from a

45:08

good gross in your vitus

45:10

written gum Then

45:12

you're then your dick smells like halitosis. Yeah,

45:15

you like go to pee later and you're like, oh,

45:17

that's oniony Don't even want to touch your own you

45:19

ever do something so awful with your penis You didn't

45:21

want to touch it to piss after I need to

45:23

clean up first I've done

45:25

that with my hands Really? I

45:31

Mean It's nothing

45:33

too crazy. It's just it was so awful. Um,

45:36

there was this girl, right? Her friend was

45:38

kind of getting with my friend and

45:40

we're just hanging at his house and he ends up

45:42

going into the room with her So naturally it's just

45:44

me and this other girl out and we're like Well,

45:47

all right. Yeah, here we go. Yeah,

45:50

here we go and um, I

45:53

didn't I didn't go all the way but you know, I used

45:55

a hand and We

45:57

didn't have cars at the time right was like

46:00

Much younger and um they end

46:02

up leaving we end up walking to a store

46:04

It's like 2 a.m. And every time I walk

46:06

right I swing my hand back. I

46:09

swing my hand forward catch the nastiest

46:11

fucking whip Back

46:13

swing forward nasty with it was just like

46:15

the grossest thing. I didn't want to touch

46:17

anything So

46:21

she had a yeast infection or something and

46:23

didn't it was so rude she didn't know

46:25

this yeah I hope that's

46:28

what it was because if not it could have

46:30

been something worse Yeah, I really don't

46:32

know Sometimes they don't know dude

46:34

if I get bad BO I noticed my own

46:36

BO You might have a body smell

46:38

that is just your smell though, and you don't

46:40

even know about it, and you know what I

46:42

mean Like you know

46:44

your BO, but do you know you're like

46:46

man musk like whatever whatever Taylor smells like

46:49

you know your dogs like Oh,

46:51

that's Taylor. Yeah, what is he

46:53

where he's smelling like you're used to that

46:55

smell And it might be offensive to somebody

46:57

else nasty pusses a whole other

46:59

category though because I I knew a

47:01

girl who just like She didn't

47:04

know and and and I'm usually good at

47:06

like broaching subjects with women I

47:08

don't know how to do it I know how to tell it be

47:10

like hey your vagina smells so much that I don't

47:13

want to have sex with you anymore You

47:15

should like I would what do you say? What

47:17

do you really there's really no good way to

47:19

broach that? Mm-hmm just

47:22

ignore it until she broke up with me. Oh You

47:25

took them the chair adults approach The

47:29

one where I look like an asshole and

47:31

her feelings are saved yes the

47:33

yeah approach Yeah, better

47:35

than no, but then becoming her a selfless

47:37

gentleman. That's what it was. I'm a green

47:40

lighter Well a writer a note

47:42

it smells You know Kyle you

47:44

should done that the actual gentleman's

47:46

route is a little bit sexual assault But

47:48

if you could just slip that boric acid

47:51

suppository in there while she's yeah, I think

47:54

Everybody wins. Yeah, you'd have to you'd literally it

47:56

would have to be like that shit where you're

47:58

like hey, babe. We're We're

48:00

both going to get into working out all the time.

48:03

Dude, I fucking hate that. I hate that.

48:06

So I'm on Reddit too much. And

48:09

there's a relationship advice and a

48:11

couple other like more

48:13

intimacy based relationship advice ones. The

48:16

girl can do no wrong, no fucking

48:18

wrong. It'll be like, I'm a wife

48:20

has sex with me twice a year.

48:23

And they're all like, well, have you tried vacuuming

48:25

more? Have you tried writing her love notes twice

48:27

a day? What the fucking

48:30

whore just gives it

48:32

back a little bit? Yeah,

48:34

I don't go to Reddit for relationship

48:36

advice. I can't imagine how retarded that

48:38

shit is. I read the comments

48:40

and get mad. Like I'll

48:42

go through them and be like, how can the

48:45

fact that so many of you feel

48:47

this way makes me makes

48:49

me feel like we're all not the same

48:51

after all. And that maybe I need to

48:54

reevaluate how much trust I put into other

48:56

people without knowing how they spew the world

48:58

and how much like appreciation even I have

49:00

for them. Because like, if you people think

49:02

this, then what else do you think about

49:05

other common sense day to day, plain

49:07

Jane shit? Like if you can

49:09

look at it'll be like you said, the guys like, you

49:11

know, I, I work two jobs and

49:14

we have three kids and she said she was

49:16

going to go back to work, but you know,

49:18

she didn't and I was okay with that because

49:21

daycare is so expensive. But she's mad because I can

49:23

only have sex three. She's wanting more sex from him.

49:25

He's like, you know, I fuck her four or five

49:28

times a week. But you know, I really have a

49:30

hard time and I'm taking the pills with my doctor

49:32

says they're bad for my heart. And

49:35

the women are like, you piece of shit. You're

49:39

not prioritizing her. Do you think you're

49:41

prioritizing the mortgage? You cock suckers.

49:43

I think both men and women on Reddit

49:45

are overly pro woman. I the one I

49:47

was talking about, I conflated a few but

49:49

a woman had gained 30 pounds during pregnancy,

49:52

which is about normal, right ish, maybe 25

49:54

is better, but 30 whatever. And

49:56

Then she gave 30 more post pregnancy. There's

50:00

a d Ninety pounds total and

50:02

the top comment advised her. To.

50:05

Advised him to writer a love letter twice a

50:07

day. Except footing piece of

50:09

shit day. Ninety pounds then you lose

50:11

you the zebra earlier today. Yeah, how

50:13

about cut the carbs? You can't cut

50:16

where I see as okay okay nine

50:18

is Jacqueline or name he became gay.

50:20

Ninety pounds of lard yeah you can.

50:22

I get there needs to be a

50:24

snag I salute if like so if

50:26

I went to that it and made

50:28

a burner account and I was like.

50:31

Like they were like at all that all the

50:33

snacks on the top of the cupboard. And

50:35

like become an effort is higher lad because

50:38

I'm not going to give up my snacks

50:40

I didn't say nothing of has yet and

50:42

so again, ninety bucket pounds lately know it's

50:44

a certain you think. Most of those commenters

50:46

though our actual like. Men

50:49

and women split. Or. Do you think.

50:51

That. It's like a lot of doodads. Who.

50:54

Are trying to be like

50:56

Reddit? gentle? serves? Like. Mulleavy

50:58

kind of guys who are like

51:00

oh, are yours.i would never treat

51:03

my woman that way he thought

51:05

I'd. Are they are the

51:07

other? Just probably that. and then I think is

51:09

also women who like I'm. You.

51:11

Know that they're not over something that happens.

51:13

When. They were in high school and now

51:15

whenever they read any of these, they're like. They.

51:18

Can't help but picture themselves in the

51:20

situation as the woman. And they're

51:22

like well you know if your throat or a

51:25

lot know like maybe she'd lose the weight as

51:27

like now the she wouldn't and you would not

51:29

have either. Maybe was your fault. So.

51:31

Your gear, post your woman posting on online

51:34

reddit forum. That doesn't bode well for your

51:36

B M. I like started as. A

51:39

blessed get a real photos photos all

51:41

your heart friends are are drinking Forgive

51:43

Zero calorie moke is right now You

51:45

know all. Ladder have your answer on

51:47

a video based social media platform. Yeah,

51:50

you are on a text based warm this

51:52

doesn't look good. you know, like idol. I

51:54

think that's a. A. Truism. Is

51:57

that no hot woman has ever used Reddit?

52:00

I get hardly don't You're not Clara Narrow

52:02

Oil, Matagorda rec on women on Reddit, the

52:04

Other Guy or a lawyer and whereas with

52:06

the girls not a non pornography. Gonna.

52:09

All hot women are pornography girls would he do here.

52:11

Will. Not as if they're not gonna

52:13

have to be mother posting recipes and

52:16

like a swimsuit trial ends on Instagram

52:18

out Imagine not. Like they're not

52:20

on again. Sometimes you'll go on someone's Reddit profile.

52:22

You'll be like that's a retarded take. And.

52:25

Then you'll like click on it and see

52:27

their other participations and it's like. The.

52:29

Balls of this guy to give

52:31

relationship advice while in like. While.

52:34

He's like addicted to downloading a

52:36

legal hence hi are sympathetic I

52:38

got seamlessly go from like i

52:40

gotta quit a gambling my life

52:42

away please I'm in the arse

52:44

like Gamblers anonymous and then the

52:46

next one is like. Ah,

52:49

Physicist here. Let. Me: give you

52:51

advice on the best way to repair your

52:53

relationship with your fat wife like oh. No

52:56

No. I I assume

52:58

most sit on Reddit is large thing. Anytime

53:01

I see those, maybe that's negative and maybe

53:03

it's as I get my own bias because

53:05

I know the only way I would ever

53:07

comment on Reddit in those circumstances. as if

53:09

I was trying to like. I'm.

53:12

Upset people a little bit like come in

53:14

with the take That was like a little

53:16

offensive to them. But. Come off

53:18

like concern troll basically were like that. That's

53:20

what I would do to be like oh

53:22

man it as like it's not her fault

53:25

that she got so fat. Sometimes.

53:27

You just get to be fat and she'll

53:29

always be fat. And if you lover you

53:31

gotta learn to love more. and

53:33

just like lehman and because they're not gonna

53:36

like it because it is technically sort of

53:38

birds are gonna get our like that again

53:40

sixty pounds and a year okay so in

53:42

ten years you'll be on that tv show

53:45

spell it out effect recruited a peter up

53:47

rapelay over time as yours a dollar a

53:49

black hole which it as a bat and

53:51

then there's like airsoft sadie sat another guy

53:54

who is on fish that out the where

53:56

you are on while he was there right

53:58

yeah season wanna try A little bit and

54:01

then season two he was uh, he was in the

54:03

tank for the last like two three weeks Yeah, I

54:05

saw him in the tank a good

54:07

bit. I didn't see him do boxing with you this

54:09

season Did you do any boxing with him that almost

54:11

seems? Risky, I just saw him

54:13

fight frank castle No,

54:15

I didn't do boxing with him. I think he did a

54:18

little boxing with sam But um, he he kind

54:20

of he kind of avoided I won't say he avoided but

54:22

he didn't do much physical activity this time around Yeah,

54:25

I don't blame him. He's very oddly shaped Yeah,

54:27

you get to like a level of fat where

54:30

like I saw side profile shots and

54:32

it's like there's like it's accumulating in

54:35

like forehead Oh,

54:37

yeah, weird danny devito body like it's

54:39

odd like like a teeter totter. What were

54:42

those a weeble wobble? Weeble

54:44

wobble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can't knock

54:46

him over the ultimate fighter. He just

54:48

rolls right back up He's

54:50

got an overhang for his overhang Yeah,

54:53

dude, he was naked and i'm sure you were

54:55

around him naked a good bit because you were in

54:58

there like He

55:00

is a real life. Peter griffin. He

55:02

requires no censorship You could

55:04

don't do it just in case zach But you

55:06

could genuinely bring up a picture of him on

55:08

screen right now fully naked standing holding his like

55:11

belly up a little bit And you'd be like

55:13

nope that doesn't upset turn to service. There's no penis

55:15

there as far as I could see like it's it's

55:20

It's astounding what that guy looks like. I

55:22

don't even think an algorithm could identify him To

55:26

tell you the truth And i'm not even

55:28

trying to be mean. I just think like I feel

55:30

like an algorithm is looking at like a bunch of

55:32

body types but even for A

55:35

really really fat dude He's

55:37

so uh unique Yeah,

55:40

you know fat people look a certain way, but

55:42

he's just like his own his own thing Yeah,

55:44

like you it's such an odd proportion. He looks

55:46

like I know what it is. I have a

55:49

car crash Remember those weird like

55:51

people in dr. Who that are all like that

55:53

like they have no neck and they're all thick

55:55

Like he looks like that. There's a bloodhound gang

55:57

song where it's like i'm hung like pluto Hard

56:00

to see with a naked eye. And that's it. So

56:04

weird. Have you seen that, uh, that

56:07

picture from many years ago that's like,

56:09

this is what the human body would

56:11

have to look like to survive car

56:13

crashes without airbags? Yeah.

56:17

That's what he looks like. Like he

56:19

has that forehead, like, cause the demonstration of

56:21

what the human body would have to look

56:23

like is like a beyond wide torso. It

56:25

has like fat in the forehead, almost like,

56:27

like a helmet over your right

56:30

whale or whatever. What are those girls that have the

56:32

squishy heads? Oh, the blue

56:34

go whale. Yeah. He is kind of like

56:36

that. I, when I

56:38

see someone that fat, like I get it, I've

56:40

been, I've been fat, but it would be stealing

56:42

fat valor to pretend I have any knowledge of

56:44

what it's like to be his size, but like

56:47

that sucks. Like

56:49

every second of like watching him

56:52

on the screen made me tired

56:54

because I was like imagining like

56:58

him trying to get up on one leg. If

57:00

there wasn't a piece of furniture nearby or get

57:02

up off his knees for something like it's a

57:04

real struggle. It's like, you don't see him like

57:06

making mental calculations like, all right, one,

57:09

two, three up, like, and

57:11

being in your twenties and having to do that

57:14

is a scary place. I'm absolutely

57:16

fixated on stealing fat valor as

57:18

a comment. Like, like if stealing

57:20

valor gets you discounts at auto

57:23

zone, respect feeling fat valor makes

57:25

you pay double at golden correct.

57:30

Yeah, I would never steal fat valor. Just

57:32

like someone who gains like 20

57:34

pounds and gets to like two 10, two 20

57:37

or whatever, like my height and

57:39

is like, yeah, I've been fat.

57:42

I'm like, don't you dare, don't you

57:44

dare act like you've stand, you've stood where I stand

57:46

like this, but yeah, he's, he is like a, I

57:49

can't look away from

57:53

him like he'll be naked and

57:56

I'll just be like, ah, uh,

57:59

like. I it's like you want to

58:02

analyze it. It's like what's going on here. Where is

58:04

that fold? Where's the impetus of

58:06

that fold? You

58:09

need to square the circle. Yeah, make sure he's

58:11

not a threat Basically, yeah,

58:13

you could be a threat. He's a big how

58:15

tall is he? He's not a tall guy, right?

58:17

No, he's he's He's short

58:19

and he's stocky. I want

58:21

to say he's probably like 5758

58:24

somewhere around there. I could

58:26

be wrong though. I'm horrible judge of height, but

58:28

he's like probably 500 pounds That's

58:33

definitely no lower than

58:35

350 Probably probably

58:37

400. Damn What

58:41

did like what's his I didn't

58:44

see him snacking a lot. How is

58:46

he keeping the weight on? I Don't

58:48

know. I mean Probably

58:51

sedentary lifestyle to a degree, you

58:53

know, but I don't know you don't

58:55

you don't see people lose weight You you take a

58:57

picture and then like six months down the road you

58:59

like compare, you know maybe you lost weight over the

59:01

three or so weeks because Even

59:03

if even if he ate a ton it wasn't

59:06

exactly like nutritious food. They were giving them like

59:08

ramen for a couple of weeks and stuff, yeah

59:11

That was one of the worst parts Like you

59:14

that must have been hard to teach boxing because

59:16

you're going in there and like alright everybody get

59:18

energized and they're like I've been lit. I haven't

59:20

had protein and in nine days. I've been eating

59:23

Well, I think early in the season Sam

59:25

bought them like like hundreds

59:28

of boxes of grits No,

59:31

they had like grits to eat

59:33

which is not what you need

59:35

for Combat sports.

59:38

I wouldn't think Yeah, there was

59:40

I think it was the second or third day.

59:42

I was there They

59:44

had Chris Lynch come in. He was a he

59:47

kind of played the role of bartender And

59:49

they had him drink for like I want to say an

59:51

hour or so And then I come upstairs

59:53

and I'm just like alright everybody get your keys on

59:56

they they were set up and

59:58

um, i'm just sitting there and Like

1:00:00

they walk upstairs to get their geez and I just

1:00:02

hear I think it might have been Brian. He's just

1:00:04

like fuck He was just

1:00:07

like absolutely not happy that dick. Oh,

1:00:09

yeah. I You

1:00:12

had to like try and motivate then I mean

1:00:14

I imagine that class you taught After

1:00:16

they had the cigarette smoking and hot dog eating

1:00:18

contest was not the most fruitful For

1:00:21

them learning. Although if you can fight

1:00:23

after that When can you not fight?

1:00:26

That's a way to think about this. That's true. You know, yeah,

1:00:29

you get used to you get used to rolling

1:00:31

around on slick surfaces And stuff like that, you

1:00:33

know, yeah on the man That

1:00:37

was there was a lot of vomit I

1:00:39

was crazy I would never participate

1:00:43

as a Contestant on a show like that like

1:00:46

when I part of it is like like

1:00:48

watching some parts of fish tank has

1:00:50

the same feeling as like The

1:00:53

first third of a scary movie where

1:00:56

like you see all the contestants in there

1:00:59

Like laughing early on and I'm like

1:01:01

no no you don't know what's

1:01:03

to come Like it's gonna

1:01:05

be horrible the psychic torture

1:01:07

alone of just having to sit

1:01:09

there trying to fall asleep at night and

1:01:12

having people play mariachi bands and the sounds

1:01:14

of people vomiting at you is Nightmarish

1:01:18

do well on that show terrible The

1:01:21

only I could not be a contestant I

1:01:23

think I'm too like I'd like

1:01:25

four days in I feel like I'd be like

1:01:27

I haven't gotten any sleep every time I fall

1:01:29

Asleep, they're fucking harassing me and I can't get

1:01:31

back to bed because I'm like I'm on fucking

1:01:33

camera right now You're probably doing

1:01:35

something, you know embarrassing. Oh,

1:01:38

man, you don't even know the real-time feedback of

1:01:40

what's going on So as far as you know,

1:01:42

everyone on Twitter is like what a fat-headed retard.

1:01:44

This guy is he's insufferable Everything he says and

1:01:47

then the TTS comes through and it's like Taylor

1:01:49

kill yourself And it's just that over

1:01:51

and over and over and it's really

1:01:54

easy Really easy to sit

1:01:56

on the outside of situations like that and be

1:01:58

like who could? Man,

1:02:00

just ignore it But like

1:02:03

there is a point of breaking where you'd

1:02:05

be like I can't I can't

1:02:07

handle anyone who says just ignore it Hasn't

1:02:10

been hated by a hundred thousand people that day

1:02:12

like you're right and it

1:02:14

is hard to look at look past it

1:02:16

It's not spending money to insult you there's

1:02:19

something about that It's like every insult is

1:02:21

a bullet that they had to pay for

1:02:23

to fire off. It's like fuck you that

1:02:25

cost me three dollars That's how much I

1:02:27

meant. Oh, yeah, you could see like A

1:02:30

lot of the fish got tougher throughout it. But

1:02:32

like one of the one of the

1:02:34

fish Taley not the most, you

1:02:36

know Not

1:02:39

as big a looker as some of the other

1:02:41

girls I'll say and like like

1:02:43

one of the first TTS is that she

1:02:45

got hit with was like Everyone

1:02:48

in chat calling her trans every

1:02:51

single one being like congratulations on your

1:02:54

transition like like implying she's a man

1:02:56

who is now a woman and her

1:02:58

doing like Being like her

1:03:01

first response that was like I'm I'm

1:03:03

not trans And like you could

1:03:05

see her be like fuck do

1:03:07

these people out there really think I'm

1:03:09

so mannish that they think I'm trans

1:03:12

That's like and you see

1:03:14

someone ruminate on that. It's like, oh,

1:03:16

that's the worst Oh,

1:03:19

it's incredibly Sam

1:03:23

even gave her an Adams Apple check She

1:03:26

failed Do

1:03:30

you sleep on camera everything's on

1:03:32

camera? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah in

1:03:35

front of everybody One of my

1:03:37

achilles deals Frank Castle would come in and break

1:03:40

your beep up and then even

1:03:42

at a they even had bathroom Cans this time

1:03:44

around that a lot of it like blurred out,

1:03:46

you know, but um, mm-hmm People

1:03:48

would hear you like shitting pissing showering stuff

1:03:50

like that. Oh, yeah, that

1:03:52

would be I I

1:03:55

would I would not want to shit in front of

1:03:58

people that would not be comfortable For

1:04:00

me you don't poop in front of people. No,

1:04:02

I would not want to shit in front of people I'm not

1:04:04

if you want to I'm asking if they do it in the

1:04:06

fish room Oh, yeah, they're shitting

1:04:08

and like there's like a preset area of

1:04:10

the bathroom cam that's pixelated So like you

1:04:13

can see who goes in and you can

1:04:15

see him sitting or you can go see

1:04:17

them get in the shower or whatever But

1:04:19

it's all that portion is pixelated. So

1:04:21

you can only see the non nude

1:04:23

part of the bathroom unpixilated Wow,

1:04:26

are there any leaks like is the pixelation

1:04:29

that effective? Yeah,

1:04:33

I was gonna say I mean I don't

1:04:35

I don't look for that kind of stuff

1:04:37

But I haven't seen anything myself, you know,

1:04:39

like I've seen them. I'm afraid you know

1:04:42

that TV show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They

1:04:46

sometimes fail to pixelate So

1:04:48

all they need to do is miss one frame and the

1:04:50

internet will get it and put it on there and no

1:04:52

I didn't I haven't seen like I followed like the

1:04:55

fish tank highlight accounts that like will post if something

1:04:57

Interesting is going on and I haven't seen any of that or I didn't

1:04:59

see any of it while it was going on So

1:05:02

pretty so better pixelization techniques and they

1:05:04

couldn't rain. I guess so. Yeah That's

1:05:07

a big deal like but even then

1:05:09

like I don't want the audio of

1:05:11

my morning shit and People like

1:05:13

text to speeching me while I'm sitting there

1:05:16

with no phone Like I can't even do

1:05:18

a good day. Look you're doing good. Keep

1:05:20

your penis It's

1:05:27

getting bullied just like the

1:05:30

people go through like positive transformations

1:05:32

on the show ever yeah Overwhelmingly

1:05:36

all of them like the final three

1:05:38

seemed better The

1:05:41

guy who won was like a neurotic

1:05:44

Like shake him up autistic weirdo when

1:05:46

he got there He didn't stop moving the entire

1:05:49

time and by the end like he really did

1:05:51

kind of cut that out like

1:05:53

he he Really? I think it

1:05:55

was I think it was the fighting thing like doing

1:05:57

that with you and Sam. I think

1:06:00

that really bolstered his confidence, which I

1:06:02

imagine learning to fight really does pretty

1:06:04

intrinsically. Yeah, we hit him

1:06:06

in the head a couple of times and the

1:06:08

screws tightened up a little bit. Yeah.

1:06:11

Yeah. T.J. did really good though. We're all

1:06:14

really proud of him. I

1:06:17

think the top three definitely got

1:06:19

better. You know, and then like

1:06:21

there's certain other situations where, you

1:06:23

know, people I feel like they

1:06:25

learned something even just about themselves. Plus,

1:06:29

like, like it's even

1:06:31

worse with the TTS because it's not just

1:06:33

that they're talking shit. It's that like you

1:06:35

have weirdos who are like racking

1:06:38

your stuff down. And when they

1:06:41

quite literally, they quite literally found

1:06:43

a video of her that she made when she

1:06:45

was like 13 and it was like

1:06:47

a cringe video. It was the God and anime meme.

1:06:50

She did her own like version of that. Oh,

1:06:52

okay. I'm not familiar with that meme, but I

1:06:54

mean, 13 year olds make cringe stuff and she

1:06:57

was getting bullied for that. I didn't see that.

1:06:59

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like everybody gets like everybody gets

1:07:01

things found out about them and you know, like

1:07:03

they'll get TTS is saying that like about that

1:07:06

stuff. And I

1:07:08

think on one level, like

1:07:10

some people they sink, but other people swim because

1:07:12

it's kind of a spiteful thing. And maybe there's

1:07:14

a little bit of teamwork like put in with

1:07:16

each other because they're like, well, we're in it

1:07:18

together. We might as well just say fuck those

1:07:20

guys. How do people get

1:07:22

kicked out of the house? Does Sam choose? Do

1:07:25

they get their vote? What is

1:07:27

the mechanism for winning? Uh,

1:07:29

it depends. Um, this season we had quite a

1:07:32

few people who they left on their own for

1:07:34

one reason or another. I think, uh, I

1:07:36

think they thought they could hack it and they figured out

1:07:39

they couldn't. Yeah. Um, and,

1:07:41

uh, be me. Yeah, that'd be me.

1:07:43

It'd probably be me too. I like to think I could,

1:07:45

but I don't know if I could. All

1:07:48

right. And then other than

1:07:50

that, there's like elimination challenges and stuff like

1:07:52

that. And then sometimes there's twists like, uh,

1:07:55

there was this dude, Jimmy, he, um, he got

1:07:57

kicked off like suddenly they didn't like, there was

1:07:59

no. No warning. They were just like Jimmy

1:08:01

you're off the show But that was

1:08:03

just a diversion so that they could get him

1:08:05

downstairs to paint this face with Joker makeup and

1:08:08

then come back up And the

1:08:10

real elimination was who is gonna be

1:08:12

sacrificed to bring Joker Jimmy back. Yeah

1:08:16

And I remember yeah Jimmy was an interesting character and

1:08:19

then it turns out he was an honest to God

1:08:21

loon At the

1:08:23

end of it, which I don't think should be surprising Like

1:08:25

you could you could kind of tell the way he behaved the

1:08:28

whole time like this guy's not all there He's

1:08:30

a fucking weirdo Yeah, the only

1:08:32

thing worse than somebody who goes on a

1:08:34

reality show like that and stays It's

1:08:37

someone who knew about the reality show and everything

1:08:39

that it entailed and was like no,

1:08:41

I'm gonna do that I'm gonna go on that and

1:08:44

that's that's I think what a lot

1:08:46

of the Contestants were including Jimmy because

1:08:48

he actually he came with a whole

1:08:51

dossier of like I'm gonna

1:08:53

make this joke. I'm gonna send messages

1:08:56

to people You know if

1:08:58

you send a TTS that's for me use

1:09:00

this code word and I found out about

1:09:02

it I want to say like week two

1:09:04

or week three and it was just like

1:09:06

bizarre You know Jimmy Jimmy's like I

1:09:09

don't hate him, but he definitely you know,

1:09:11

he came off a little weird at best

1:09:14

Yeah, and absolute best he came off as

1:09:17

a fucking weirdo. Yeah Damn,

1:09:19

so you're I assume season three is gonna

1:09:21

happen, right? Oh Yeah,

1:09:23

yeah season three is has been confirmed nice

1:09:27

Are you gonna you'll be a part of that one as well continue

1:09:29

with the box and stuff? Um, yeah I

1:09:31

mean if they if they want need me I'm

1:09:33

down. Um, yeah, I and anything

1:09:35

I know right now I'm not gonna I

1:09:38

wouldn't necessarily say cuz sure Yeah,

1:09:40

I think that's Sam and yet that's that's

1:09:42

their wheelhouse is to be, you know leaking

1:09:44

info and stuff like that Mm-hmm.

1:09:47

I do know a little bit But you know,

1:09:49

I don't want to take the chance of them being like

1:09:51

do we don't want you to say that? You know, yeah

1:09:54

fair enough fair enough. Mm-hmm. Did you

1:09:56

ever? Like

1:09:58

when you fought professional like like in like

1:10:00

real fights, I'll say. Like, did

1:10:02

you ever get absolutely shit

1:10:04

on and think about quitting? Cause I

1:10:07

put myself in that head space of

1:10:09

fighters sometimes. Oh

1:10:11

yeah. Um, my first fight. Um,

1:10:16

so like I said, I wasn't

1:10:18

ever really like horrible necessarily.

1:10:20

Like I went into it with a little

1:10:22

bit of training. Um, and

1:10:26

I think that definitely kind of made me a little bit

1:10:28

cocky because I was offered

1:10:30

a fight with a guy who I should not

1:10:32

have been fighting. He was like the captain of

1:10:34

his college wrestling team, which if you talk to

1:10:36

Brandon Buckingham, I know you have like, he'll tell

1:10:39

you that means the dude's like legit, legit. That's

1:10:41

like practically a jujitsu black belt right there. Um,

1:10:45

you know, he, and he also kind

1:10:47

of undersold his experience a little

1:10:49

bit. Like I was like the third or fourth

1:10:51

guy that got offered him and

1:10:54

the other people before me, they did a little

1:10:56

research that did some Googling. They were like, no,

1:10:58

like I was told this, but that's

1:11:00

not true. He's really a lot better. Um,

1:11:03

so I ended up taking the fight without doing

1:11:06

any research and it was,

1:11:08

it was, it was bad. Basically we came out. I

1:11:10

didn't know you were supposed to signal a glove touch

1:11:12

before you did it. I didn't know you're supposed to

1:11:14

be like, Hey bud, you want to touch gloves? I

1:11:17

just went out there trying to touch gloves. He

1:11:19

came over the top with a right hand and then with

1:11:21

a left hook. And, um, that

1:11:25

was, it wasn't over then. Who was

1:11:27

in your corner? It was in

1:11:29

my corner. Um, my coach, his name's

1:11:31

Mike. Okay. Yeah. No,

1:11:33

you should have, you should have clued you into the protocol. Yeah.

1:11:36

Yeah. That, that would have been nice, but I don't,

1:11:38

um, I don't, I don't think he was really thinking

1:11:40

about it, you know? Um, what

1:11:43

was I going to say? Oh yeah. And I

1:11:45

got him back. I hit him with a jab cross and

1:11:47

I kind of saw his eyes shift. Like I know I

1:11:49

heard him, but then he shot into the

1:11:51

takedown and I spent the rest of the fight just

1:11:53

on my back, getting like destroyed. Like, um, I

1:11:56

had a giant bruise down here, blood vessels

1:11:58

in the eye pop. He broke. his hand

1:12:00

on my head. Damn. He

1:12:03

was playing. You showed him. So

1:12:07

for like, like three for like

1:12:10

three weeks after that, you're

1:12:12

just having to walk around like my

1:12:15

fucking my whole face. And

1:12:17

for fucking 12 weeks, he was like, gosh,

1:12:19

my can't hold a dinner plate. So he's

1:12:21

really the winner here. Who got back more?

1:12:25

I mean, it it was it act

1:12:27

the face wasn't the worst part. I

1:12:29

dislocated my knee in the third round.

1:12:32

And I was stupid. I didn't bother to go to

1:12:34

a doctor about it. I was like, No, I'm sure

1:12:37

it's fine. It's fine. It either needs surgery or it's

1:12:39

fine. And if it needs surgery, I'll know in three

1:12:41

months when it hasn't improved. So

1:12:44

I kind of walked around with a fucked up knee

1:12:46

for a while and I popped it back in a

1:12:48

couple months later, like by mistake. Yeah,

1:12:51

it was it was nasty. It was disgusting. How is

1:12:54

it now? Do you think you recovered all the

1:12:56

way? I

1:12:58

still have some issues with it. Like there's some

1:13:00

inflammation that happens every now and again, but I'm

1:13:02

basically like, okay, have you been to the doctor

1:13:04

yet? Yeah, yeah. And they

1:13:07

didn't want to take a look at it. You

1:13:09

know, like, because the thing is, I popped it back

1:13:11

in, right? I jumped up to grab a tree branch.

1:13:13

I was drunk and I was like, I'm gonna do

1:13:15

fucking pull ups. And

1:13:18

of course, I slipped. And

1:13:21

when I hit the ground, I felt and

1:13:23

heard a pop followed by the worst pain

1:13:25

I've ever heard, heard felt in my life.

1:13:28

And like a week

1:13:30

later, it was basically back to 100. So

1:13:32

I was like, well, I guess the problem solved itself. And when I

1:13:34

did go to the doctor, I was like,

1:13:37

oh, yeah, I dislocated my knee once. And they were like,

1:13:39

what do you learn this one trick, doctors hate him. But

1:13:44

I went to him and I was like, oh, yeah, I dislocated

1:13:46

my knee a while ago. And I just never went to you

1:13:48

about it. And he's like, what are you talking about? And I

1:13:50

was like, my knee like it popped out and then it popped

1:13:52

back in later. And he's like, no.

1:13:56

All Right.? I Can argue with you, man.

1:14:00

The he works. Them.

1:14:02

Said. You didn't care. Not gonna leave

1:14:04

the hundred percent your water in it. The

1:14:09

have full faith in uni he asked. Ah,

1:14:11

My that on. Yeah,

1:14:14

yeah, I have. I have enough faith

1:14:16

in. you know, like I said, there's

1:14:18

a little information on if I step

1:14:20

wrong it'll like. The only way

1:14:22

to describe it as I feel like it

1:14:24

kind of does that right arm or leg

1:14:26

of a. That was my first fight I've

1:14:28

had like. Six. Or seven fights.

1:14:30

plus like other exhibitions and things like that.

1:14:32

Since then though, the I've never had like

1:14:35

a real issue with it. Other than that.

1:14:38

Have you ever had like the opposite

1:14:40

happened in a fight where you got

1:14:42

into it and you realize like oh

1:14:44

hell yeah this dude socks. And

1:14:46

you just gotta to see some up. I

1:14:48

imagine that is satisfying as a fighter. It's.

1:14:51

Probably take some self control. Yeah.

1:14:53

Yeah, it's on. Yeah.

1:14:56

There's There's been a couple of times like

1:14:59

that. it was mostly exhibitions. Because exhibitions. It's

1:15:01

just like. Yeah. We com

1:15:03

smokers like who showed up that day. This

1:15:05

guy's about that guy size will despair. I'm

1:15:07

up. I'm so what do you

1:15:09

get in there and it's some dude who's

1:15:12

like when milling at use like of good

1:15:14

kind of work a little bit. Ah, my

1:15:16

last fight was kind of like that but

1:15:18

I still lost because I injured the same

1:15:20

fucking me I that very bad luck with

1:15:22

this. neat. Ah, I'm here land

1:15:25

a single punch or kick but we threw nice

1:15:27

at the same time and they just did that.

1:15:29

And I I got the worst of it. So.

1:15:32

I'll. That a lot. Yeah there's there's injuries

1:15:34

and fighting people on. talk about I talk

1:15:36

about my you know for like of I've

1:15:39

probably gotten off lucky on the and also

1:15:41

the. Of like of of on. On.

1:15:44

Fractured. My skull? Well, I do

1:15:46

like a hairline fracture here. When.

1:15:49

I was ever I'm of system on punchy.

1:15:51

Oh yeah yeah was a punch Who

1:15:54

the hand? Okay oh shit the news.

1:15:56

it fracture schools that easily with the

1:15:58

punch. day It's it's

1:16:01

it's a rough game, you know people people don't really

1:16:03

understand it on that level and I'm not trying to

1:16:05

sound like oh people don't

1:16:07

understand but yeah People

1:16:10

like I can't tell you how many times and even

1:16:12

even like my first fight. I lost it and it's

1:16:15

like Hindsight, I know I shouldn't

1:16:17

have taken that fight but

1:16:19

I'm walking around and

1:16:21

people are seeing me and they're like, oh you Lost

1:16:24

dude, dude Really as

1:16:27

if it's like what like what why

1:16:30

are you like disappointed in that way? You

1:16:32

know, did you think that was the best

1:16:34

because I don't even think I'm the best

1:16:37

You know, like you're gonna lose some spender.

1:16:39

Yeah Let's

1:16:43

make you the best Move

1:16:47

over fucking these long or

1:16:49

whatever. Yeah And

1:16:51

I think I kind of needed that a little bit too

1:16:54

because muted Leon Edwards

1:16:56

unmuted No, no, Kyle is

1:16:58

Edwards is one said you needed to get beat

1:17:00

like that you think I think you're right Oh,

1:17:03

yeah. Yeah because when I was when I was

1:17:05

originally fighting I wasn't taking it as seriously as

1:17:07

I should have I was like skipping Like work

1:17:10

Jesus what work to you know, I was skipping

1:17:12

training to like smoke weed with my boys and

1:17:14

shit like that And also I

1:17:17

had this weird like outlook where it's like, oh

1:17:19

dude my first amateur fight bro, dude I'm gonna

1:17:21

win this fight. I'm gonna beat the shit out

1:17:23

of the guy Dana white is gonna call me

1:17:25

personally We

1:17:27

want you in the UFC, bro Dude,

1:17:30

what do I gotta do to get you in the UFC? Do

1:17:32

you want to know it's an amateur? There's

1:17:38

not that many undefeated fighters for us to go That's

1:17:42

a good point. But yeah, I think I think I

1:17:44

needed to I think I needed to get that knocked out of

1:17:46

me a little bit You know, mmm Did

1:17:49

uh, is that the only sport you

1:17:52

ever played or did you play other ones growing up?

1:17:54

No, I um, I played everything I

1:17:56

did pop Warner football once I played

1:17:58

high school. For a couple years

1:18:01

would add to stop arm. Wrestling.

1:18:04

Based baseball was like V sport that I

1:18:06

played for use it was is like just

1:18:09

three seasons the of as at a at

1:18:11

a certain point I gave up on almost

1:18:13

everything else. On. Now

1:18:16

I'm I'm a lifelong athlete in others. Just kind of the

1:18:18

continuation of what I was the one I was a kid.

1:18:21

And an interesting transition from like baseball

1:18:23

the. Siding. With

1:18:26

your first I guess he said you you far as

1:18:28

a kid to. Like. Boxing. Like

1:18:31

to the has. Not I didn't

1:18:33

fight as a kid. my ah my

1:18:35

dad taught me how to draw like

1:18:37

yeah, profit arm. And then I

1:18:39

think from there I was just like all like i

1:18:41

wanna do this be as a kind of looked up

1:18:43

to my dad and he trained He didn't fight it's

1:18:45

trained is. The. I went. when you're in

1:18:47

Boston in the seventies you get in the you get

1:18:49

the street fights saw yeah he was yeah should know

1:18:51

how to flight. Arm. Know

1:18:54

and and yeah, I think it's gonna blossom

1:18:56

from there, but because like. Baseball.

1:18:59

Is probably a better choice than getting hit in the

1:19:01

head. Yeah more money in it, Safer? Yeah

1:19:03

they were like all like with sue was to

1:19:05

baseball which I wanted to be a baseball player

1:19:07

when I grew up and like. I'm

1:19:09

not saying I would have. Ah,

1:19:12

I'm just saying that I think I had

1:19:14

a better chance than a lot of people

1:19:16

out there is my ah, my brother myself.

1:19:18

I got two cousins, one of them. Are

1:19:20

was signed to the Diamond Backs though he got

1:19:22

hurt so they released him and houseplants semi pro

1:19:24

like we were like mad good. One

1:19:27

position to deploy. Of with third

1:19:29

and first. This. What? Did

1:19:31

you play car? When. Your. Kids.

1:19:34

Movies Pawn. Mostly. Pitched or in

1:19:36

the outfield. Mr

1:19:38

in the outfield isn't as. A

1:19:40

normal combination. I

1:19:42

didn't. I mean of kids Taylor Fff

1:19:44

it's not enough. And I thought people

1:19:47

in high school. Yet.

1:19:49

For one year. Oh. And

1:19:53

he could go back. Would you do all for. Now.

1:19:56

Now I was worried about bird the rape allegations

1:19:58

that I'd heard on the base. Okay, He.

1:20:01

Thought they were going to rape you. While. They rape that

1:20:03

other kid. Oh fuck. With.

1:20:05

A good. And I know

1:20:08

it. Really good. They were. Raped

1:20:11

the city looking. Now

1:20:13

they they rape that other kid with a coke bottle

1:20:16

on the bus to that and like. And so I

1:20:18

think I wanted to be on that sort of team

1:20:20

August. And like an arrow and right. oh. I.

1:20:22

Mean it. I mean mater Coke bottles or what have

1:20:25

that weird. it's not even a corkscrew. it's that weird

1:20:27

sort of my. you know that there's a lit yeah

1:20:29

it is as we're and forces. I heard about that

1:20:31

and it won't be part of it seem to Zeneca.

1:20:33

I covered it up and know by talked about it.

1:20:36

Numbs, Wow. part of that. That.

1:20:39

As an early I've talked about of for at really

1:20:41

spooked me out of like. Baseball.

1:20:44

And in high school as as they raped the

1:20:46

kid on the bus. the guess. There's. A

1:20:48

filed a police report, Will.

1:20:50

But it's okay. I get it. I

1:20:52

am. I didn't join the team. You

1:20:55

saw it as like you got out

1:20:57

quick. Like. Are and I

1:20:59

got out before I fully get my. my spring

1:21:01

of puberty came into bloom and I was like

1:21:03

the new sexy gun seen. Again

1:21:06

or or my I think they just I don't think

1:21:08

they they raped them because they like thought he was

1:21:10

hiding that is that like that guy so they want

1:21:12

to put a bottle up his ass so they held

1:21:15

down and raped him with a bottle. Was

1:21:17

horrible. I choose to believe

1:21:19

that Eleven Bombs intimacy. I.

1:21:22

Feel. I feel like this one of

1:21:24

the nose at every every like either

1:21:26

every high school or like every year

1:21:29

there's.high school where that happens like when

1:21:31

I was in school mom. Ah

1:21:33

that there was up Bridgewater Rain Ham I

1:21:35

remember that for which I I know like

1:21:37

you guys like well fuck is our like

1:21:40

it when we heard they were doing it

1:21:42

with broomsticks. Delivering the ice.

1:21:45

There. Was like holy shit

1:21:47

and then I think my town's hockey

1:21:49

team. I think there's was they would

1:21:51

piss on each other in the shower. then

1:21:55

there is a stroll in the park two

1:21:57

males raise our That's like my favorite place

1:21:59

to get pissed on I yeah that guy

1:22:01

in the back of the bus on the

1:22:03

baseball teams They are both in my favorite.

1:22:05

I've heard the ocean In

1:22:08

the ocean underwater might be like the side love to

1:22:10

me in the waves and let rip. Well, yeah, I

1:22:14

Mean I do but but it's my definitely a favorite place Yeah,

1:22:17

no that I heard there was

1:22:19

a bunch of stuff like that. It was always

1:22:21

something something kind of gay usually It

1:22:23

was something kind of gay and in something

1:22:26

sexual. I know that our What

1:22:29

kind of coach was he one of the football

1:22:31

coaches? There's like six It's like how

1:22:33

many middle-aged white guys who

1:22:35

can't teach? English at

1:22:37

all first get a job as a

1:22:39

coach there and that didn't make any sense because we had

1:22:42

such a small team But he got caught having sex Like

1:22:45

in his office with an adult though, like

1:22:47

someone walked in and caught him with

1:22:50

an adult But the problem was she's

1:22:52

also a teacher who's married Whose

1:22:54

son goes to school? Hmm

1:22:58

The sun is in the mix there. That's no

1:23:01

good. Everybody liked him So we just it's

1:23:03

interesting when you're popular because If

1:23:05

it had been someone ever nobody liked it

1:23:08

would have been there'd been like a school

1:23:10

chant at the next football game or something

1:23:12

But because I like to this

1:23:14

day, I like him enough that I won't say his name I

1:23:17

wouldn't say it's a popular. So in my

1:23:19

high school, um, a guy died.

1:23:21

There was It was

1:23:23

reckless driving basically and one guy dried and a

1:23:26

couple other people were hurt But

1:23:28

he was popular and the

1:23:30

whole school Treated it

1:23:32

like it I guess it is the biggest

1:23:35

tragedy, but everyone was not me

1:23:37

But people were almost competing To

1:23:39

act like they were close to the victim and

1:23:42

yeah to watch that social dynamic player

1:23:44

They're like, you know, Leslie didn't even

1:23:46

know him and she's acting like her

1:23:48

boyfriend just died or whatever Yeah, I

1:23:50

remember when my buddy died in

1:23:52

high school John Scott died in a car accident

1:23:54

He had a super sport Camaro. He had only

1:23:56

had for like a couple months. He

1:23:58

was going so fast apparently I imagine.

1:24:00

I had purchased. Yeah. Anyway,

1:24:03

but I just remember like it was

1:24:05

she wasn't his girlfriend Molly don't like

1:24:08

you. She

1:24:10

sounds fat. But

1:24:15

she was her mom was but it was

1:24:17

because of some medicine she had now she

1:24:20

is. Yeah, maybe. Dr.

1:24:22

Prescriber. Dr. Prescriber. 200 grams of saturated

1:24:24

fat a day and I listened to my

1:24:26

doctor. sodium

1:24:31

far too low man. What

1:24:34

are you doing? I get some KFC in you. Have

1:24:37

you tried the bowls? So Molly, you

1:24:39

made a big deal out of like, oh, I

1:24:41

don't have a prom date now. Woe is me

1:24:43

and it's like we don't have a friend anymore.

1:24:45

He's never coming back. You can't like nobody cares

1:24:47

about you. Do you want a prom day? Bitch.

1:24:50

I remember. Wait. Did

1:24:52

you see her prom date? Yeah. Well,

1:24:55

she maybe lost a friend too. No, no,

1:24:57

it was one of those like, hey, you

1:24:59

got anybody? No, anyway, let's

1:25:01

go together. Sure. That's one of

1:25:03

those. So you have a date date. Yeah. Okay.

1:25:07

Just wanted a chance to get laid that night. He's like,

1:25:09

you know, you just want a girl with you. You know,

1:25:11

you don't want to go alone if you're a guy, especially,

1:25:13

you know, yeah. So. Did

1:25:16

anybody else call a lot of guys went to prom with

1:25:18

just guy friends like good and

1:25:20

bad look. Guy friends. Right.

1:25:23

It sounds crazy to other people, but

1:25:25

dude, we had guys who were popular

1:25:27

and attractive who could get girls who

1:25:29

just chose not to. Girls

1:25:31

would try to pick them up at the prom. That

1:25:34

is weird. Because that's the whole, it's like a,

1:25:36

that's the whole like ritual that you're doing, right?

1:25:39

With the corsage and picking her up in the

1:25:41

limo and the whole, I don't know

1:25:43

if the limo is like a thing everywhere. I don't

1:25:45

know if y'all did that, but like, you know, the

1:25:47

limo every year. And we usually had like, uh, I

1:25:49

didn't have a limo. I picked up my date in

1:25:51

my 99 Honda Accord. Yeah.

1:25:55

We Got, uh, I think the first year

1:25:57

we got a stretch navigator because, uh, that,

1:25:59

um. Our. Kelly songs big and

1:26:01

the next year ago to stretch summer. And.

1:26:04

We're was like four couples five couples of course

1:26:06

my dates the only one who can afford it.

1:26:08

so are they double. I'm.

1:26:11

If is Yeah, right. It's nuts.

1:26:13

Nine, That's disrespectful. I'm confused. All.

1:26:16

The guys in my time. Peace, double leave

1:26:18

the girl says but scrolls had the rocks

1:26:20

is there Dress costs a lot. And

1:26:22

oh that's good point I hairs on and sit like

1:26:25

that for the guys paid for it may run it

1:26:27

attacks and they pay for the limo. Not.

1:26:29

A girl paid to except for mine,

1:26:31

but she did say early on she's

1:26:33

like I'm not tiffin and for a

1:26:35

stretch amp. And. Then you are

1:26:37

like you'll end up Japanese. Dinner

1:26:41

the night. You're going to read it in a

1:26:43

way to fitness nothing's Don't worry, my data play

1:26:45

for. Most

1:26:47

elegant. The play like you got this area I

1:26:50

think long and this one's on. The more. Never.

1:26:53

Know I i wish I was somebody

1:26:56

died at my high school and I

1:26:58

think I have any other things around

1:27:00

a good one the anyone ugly you

1:27:02

ever died and of our agree that

1:27:04

he added out anyway nobody's you have

1:27:07

the over dramatized car accident at the

1:27:09

at the exit of your school parking

1:27:11

lot to show what it would happen

1:27:13

if you're not careful though no front

1:27:16

lawn with my that of were yell

1:27:18

like get a real display in this

1:27:20

car was parked like he was. You

1:27:23

could recognize what car used to be

1:27:25

I guess, but not obviously not by

1:27:27

Say Blakey. It is. It was

1:27:30

mangled, they took to wrecked cars and put

1:27:32

them together and staged a car at said

1:27:34

just across when you pulled out of his

1:27:36

school. You go left or right obviously but

1:27:38

just across the street there's a a church

1:27:41

and there's a big parking lot there that

1:27:43

that they used for this display and they

1:27:45

get fire trucks in the ambulance of the

1:27:47

got sake smoker, some shit two cars and

1:27:49

the Indus people are out there like faith

1:27:52

bodies like like covered up with seats and

1:27:54

stuff and and that has you're leaving to

1:27:56

go home to get dressed for from visit

1:27:58

the deterred drunk driving. Round. Okay. Drunk

1:28:01

driving, reckless driving or whatever. We also had

1:28:03

cops come to the school and talk to

1:28:05

us about drunk driving. I think it worked

1:28:07

actually because the reason limos were so prominent

1:28:10

in my school was the drunk

1:28:12

driving threat. Oh yeah. Do you

1:28:14

guys get the scary

1:28:16

STD pictures? No.

1:28:18

Or did they bring in, you guys went to really

1:28:21

nice dramatization styles. Maybe they brought a real person in.

1:28:23

The clothing thing I never... Let your clothing product in.

1:28:25

It just got warts down there. It's

1:28:28

like, oh, ew, don't end up

1:28:31

like... You should see my bundle.

1:28:34

Yeah, they call me fucking Bumblebee

1:28:36

or whatever the fuck they call that. Ladybug.

1:28:39

Ladybug. That's a big Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham's

1:28:41

ladybug. No, we never got any photos. Or

1:28:45

really any sex education if I'm being honest.

1:28:48

I remember there was maybe

1:28:50

a week or two of mandatory

1:28:53

health sex education attached to

1:28:56

gym. So when you

1:28:58

took that one required by the state of

1:29:00

Georgia semester of gym or whatever it was,

1:29:03

two weeks of that was in a classroom

1:29:05

talking about, I don't know, penises and vaginas

1:29:07

or whatever. The basics. Yeah,

1:29:10

the very basics. And then you went

1:29:12

back to dodgeball and running

1:29:14

around the track and lifting weights or whatever right

1:29:16

after that. It was never brought up again. I

1:29:19

don't think I ever got a real sex

1:29:21

talk from anyone ever. I

1:29:24

know I had a sex talk from my mom. And

1:29:26

I was way too young

1:29:29

for it. I think I

1:29:31

was like six. It

1:29:34

was within a calendar, a couple

1:29:36

calendar years of her shutting down Santa. It

1:29:39

may have been that same year. Shut down Santa.

1:29:41

And I was over at my older buddy's house,

1:29:43

Stewart. And by older buddy,

1:29:45

I mean I'm six and he's eight

1:29:48

and a half or something. And our younger brother's the

1:29:50

same age. So I got to know him and we'd

1:29:52

play. And I guess he was allowed to watch a

1:29:54

lot more on TV than I was. And

1:29:56

so he like talked about sex. And

1:29:59

I remember just being like.

1:30:01

like, this is so befuddling.

1:30:03

And like I got in the car in the

1:30:05

back of the van, I can see this

1:30:08

in my mind's eye. Like I'm in the back of

1:30:10

the van and I just asked my mom like, I

1:30:12

bring up something about what Stewart said. And

1:30:14

she gave me like the penis

1:30:17

in vagina sex talk on the

1:30:19

way home, as I'm like

1:30:21

six. And I still remember having the feeling of

1:30:23

like, there's a whole new world,

1:30:26

a new reality of like, Oh, that's what

1:30:28

you and dad are doing. Like

1:30:30

Oh my God, what the fuck? No,

1:30:33

she didn't have that talk with my youngest

1:30:35

brother though. Because many

1:30:38

years later, my youngest brother seven

1:30:40

years or so younger than me. And he had

1:30:42

neighborhood friends who were both his age, they were

1:30:44

all like, I guess seven or

1:30:46

eight. And he would

1:30:48

go over there and play. And eventually his parent

1:30:50

that his friends parents shut it down because they

1:30:52

said he was a bad influence. And

1:30:54

he went over there. And I

1:30:56

guess would tell them what sex was

1:30:59

totally incorrectly. Like

1:31:02

and so these two like eight year old like

1:31:04

three eight year old kids were all talking about

1:31:06

like, yeah, you like, like literally

1:31:08

like pee in her butt levels of

1:31:10

sex knowledge on how he works. And

1:31:12

then my, like my younger brother got

1:31:14

in trouble. My mom was like, you

1:31:16

cannot be telling them that. And you

1:31:18

certainly can't be telling them that it's

1:31:20

anal sex. Like that kind of thing.

1:31:22

And it was, yeah,

1:31:24

I never, that won't get it right at

1:31:26

all. Yeah, probably just a little older than

1:31:28

you, maybe seven or eight. And I

1:31:32

learned about sex from this girl in the

1:31:34

neighborhood. No touching. I think she was talking.

1:31:37

And like to I

1:31:40

think what happened is she somehow

1:31:42

conflated and it made me very

1:31:44

frightened. Sex that

1:31:46

we all know about in

1:31:48

a c-section and she kind

1:31:51

of combined those two things

1:31:53

into one awful procedure. And

1:31:56

I don't know, I came home to my mom

1:31:58

describing just what a scary blood mess this

1:32:00

would be and she's

1:32:02

like, nah, nah, you got a bunch of things wrong. And

1:32:04

she laid it out and explained it properly. I

1:32:07

was still somewhat traumatized. And

1:32:10

this is like part of Woodworth lore at

1:32:12

this point. I asked my

1:32:14

mother if she

1:32:16

would hold my hand the first time. Lion

1:32:22

bitch said she would. You're

1:32:26

like, you're like 17 years old. You're like,

1:32:28

hold on, sweetheart. Mom,

1:32:31

it's happening. Get over here. The

1:32:34

girl's running. No,

1:32:36

she'll hold your hand. Where's your dad? Is he going to hold your

1:32:39

hand? Wait, hang on. Let me

1:32:41

put her on the phone. Penny, where's fucking

1:32:44

dad again? That

1:32:46

was intimidating as a kid, though. Having

1:32:48

that open to you is like, oh my God,

1:32:50

this is what we had on. We had a

1:32:53

farm. So I think I saw like cows going

1:32:55

at it and I was like, what's

1:32:57

going on with air? And dad's like,

1:32:59

that's sex. That's where babies come from.

1:33:02

And I was like, oh, he's like, that's where

1:33:04

people come from too. And I

1:33:06

was like, Adam, this is the most redneck

1:33:08

origin story ever. In

1:33:15

the backyard. Fuck it. It's hard to avoid it.

1:33:17

Which, uh, did you ever get the sex talk

1:33:19

Scott from either parent? Uh, not,

1:33:22

not from a, not from a parent, but I got

1:33:24

the sex talk while my dad was there. And

1:33:26

what I mean by that is like, like I

1:33:29

grew up in Massachusetts. So they, you know, it

1:33:31

was like fucking weird, but a fifth grade,

1:33:33

we got told about AIDS, all right.

1:33:36

Um, and then sixth grade, uh,

1:33:38

they had this thing where it was after school. Um,

1:33:40

and they had a bunch of dudes

1:33:43

show up with their dads and

1:33:45

we had to watch a, uh, a, um, a

1:33:47

tape, right? Why their dad? I,

1:33:51

I, I don't know that way. Maybe so they

1:33:53

can answer questions like later and they like, that's

1:33:55

terrible. Be on the same base as your kid.

1:33:58

Like when you go home to like review. the

1:34:02

I guess did you just sit there and

1:34:04

watch with your dad? Oh, yeah, and

1:34:06

my dad is like He's

1:34:08

that like a Boston Irish Catholic

1:34:10

leg Like what

1:34:12

the fuck you mean you love me. What are you

1:34:15

a pussy? He's one of those Yeah,

1:34:18

so like i'm just sitting here next to him and

1:34:20

he's like i'm just waiting for him to do or

1:34:22

say something and luckily it didn't come but

1:34:25

i'm just like watching this and it's like like um

1:34:28

Info graphics and stuff like that about like

1:34:30

dick and vagina And uh, they

1:34:32

handed out this like flyer thing and he was supposed

1:34:34

to fill it out But I I did it by

1:34:37

mistake and I was like sitting here like why did

1:34:39

it have to be so graphic? I'm like asking

1:34:42

these questions It

1:34:46

was just like that was I I

1:34:48

try to I try to forget about that whenever I can

1:34:50

I hope It

1:34:52

can be awkward to like watch a movie

1:34:54

with your parents and then like oh, man

1:34:56

I know there's gonna be like a whole

1:34:58

rape scene here Like it's awkward whenever I

1:35:00

watch the sopranos through with someone there's like

1:35:02

a really violent rape at one point and

1:35:04

it's like Do I warm them the rapes

1:35:06

coming? Yeah, go

1:35:08

ahead because I watch it with like girlfriends Who

1:35:11

does when dr? Melty gets raped

1:35:13

in the stairwell by uh by the

1:35:15

the sandwich employee by the baseball team?

1:35:18

Yeah I

1:35:20

mean, maybe he was Dominican I was

1:35:23

watching this was years ago. Now.

1:35:25

I was watching gone girl with

1:35:27

my both my

1:35:30

grandparents One of my younger

1:35:32

brother maybe both my younger brothers and my mom At

1:35:35

my mom's condo. We were all watching

1:35:37

gone girl, which is like that ben

1:35:40

aflick movie and at at

1:35:42

one point Is that's it right?

1:35:45

I don't know one of them, but it's

1:35:48

about that that woman and she is trying

1:35:50

to like stage a A

1:35:52

rape in my wrong movie. Yeah, i'm

1:35:54

speaking of gone baby gone my bad

1:35:56

Yeah gone girl. And so she the

1:35:58

woman is like like crazy.

1:36:00

She's like out to ruin Ben

1:36:02

Affleck's life. And

1:36:04

so she like, gets

1:36:06

in a room by herself at one point in

1:36:08

the story and like takes a wine bottle and

1:36:10

is like, putting it

1:36:14

in herself, like in a violent

1:36:16

way to like simulate what it would be like

1:36:18

if she were raped. And

1:36:20

she's like doing that like grimacing.

1:36:23

And like, it goes on for

1:36:25

way too long. And like, when

1:36:27

there's like grandparents, like my younger brother's, I

1:36:29

don't care, like we'll watch whatever. But like

1:36:31

my grandparents, I'm like, and

1:36:33

then my mom and my mom sitting there

1:36:35

watching and she turns and she like looks

1:36:38

at us and she's like, she's

1:36:40

simulating what it would she's trying

1:36:42

to make it look like she's

1:36:44

with the wine bottle. Don't hit

1:36:46

mom. We know. Like, why

1:36:50

would you say that right now? Like, we're all trying

1:36:52

to get through this scene together. If

1:36:54

there were sex in your kitchen, I'd be up right now.

1:36:57

Like that's how serious I went

1:36:59

with my grandmother and my grandfather to

1:37:01

watch Alien Resurrection. And there's a weird

1:37:03

scene three quarters of the way through

1:37:05

where Sigourney Weaver basically has sex with

1:37:07

an alien. And I understood

1:37:10

it at the time what I was

1:37:12

probably 10, 11, 12. Alien Resurrection is the

1:37:16

fourth one. And she's

1:37:18

like holding her and there's rocking

1:37:21

and she's her eyes are clear. And then

1:37:23

they make a baby afterwards. But none

1:37:26

of that matters. It's clear they're fucking. And

1:37:28

I got it. But we didn't talk about

1:37:30

it. But they can. Yeah, more

1:37:32

or less. It's weird. It's a weird thing.

1:37:34

She at this point, she has

1:37:37

been she has been resurrected from the

1:37:39

dead. But her DNA had to clone

1:37:41

her had been had DNA alien contamination.

1:37:43

So she's kind of half alien herself.

1:37:46

So it's not so weird for her to fucking

1:37:48

alien. She's got like, she's got blood and stuff

1:37:51

in this movie. It's pretty cool.

1:37:54

We're in the car leaving. And

1:37:56

my grandmother is like, there

1:38:01

what's going on there and me and my

1:38:03

pop are like looking at each other like we're

1:38:05

both feeling the exact same

1:38:07

awkward feeling like cuz it

1:38:09

was holding her and then they make the

1:38:12

baby came out and like were they were

1:38:15

they and my pop at

1:38:17

the same time yes yeah granny

1:38:19

we want to talk about you

1:38:22

that can be like rotten

1:38:27

tomatoes to the site there should be a site

1:38:29

that tells you if it's like

1:38:32

like grandparents appropriate viewing because it's

1:38:34

like like every time I'm at my grandparents

1:38:36

house usually at the end of the night

1:38:38

me my brothers my grandparents will all like

1:38:40

watch a movie or something and always

1:38:44

like something starts getting that way and

1:38:46

I'm like no no no no no

1:38:48

no please please please please please like

1:38:51

that that whole killers of the flower

1:38:53

moon who there were some close

1:38:55

calls in that one like it

1:38:57

would be the intro to this like they're making out and

1:38:59

feeling each other up and I'm like alright we can just

1:39:01

we can get out of this we can get out of

1:39:03

this guy's and thankfully there were no like real sex scenes

1:39:06

in there so it wasn't super awkward to watch it like

1:39:08

grandparents expensive it's just it's fucking weird because

1:39:10

it's one of those things that like if you would

1:39:12

have talked to like me at 20 and been like

1:39:14

hey Taylor when you're like 32 you're not gonna care

1:39:17

who you're watching that stuff with right and they'll be

1:39:19

like oh like I said in your 30s like a

1:39:21

real adult no of course not and then now being

1:39:23

there it's like no you still have like

1:39:25

the same thoughts about everything and

1:39:27

the same thing still embarrass you and

1:39:30

that makes me think like oh damn my

1:39:32

grandparents are sitting there they're like 80 they're thinking

1:39:35

the exact same thing where they're like

1:39:37

oh god slays gonna take your

1:39:39

titties out and you know folks suck a dick

1:39:41

in front of me and my grandkids right now

1:39:44

yeah well it's it's not what any of us want

1:39:46

none of us want that wait

1:39:48

do you want that if you could be like I

1:39:51

do the reality this is how sex scenes went down in

1:39:53

my house and I was little my

1:39:55

parents totally down for comfortable as can

1:39:57

be in their own skin just like

1:40:00

eating popcorn. My brother and I also

1:40:02

excited that there's a sex scene on

1:40:04

pretending we hate it. My brother would

1:40:06

like blow these big raspberries like boobs.

1:40:11

And I would be like like covering my eyes

1:40:13

but not pretending that I'm not thrilled that they're

1:40:15

having. So

1:40:17

it was a family activity for you guys. Yeah,

1:40:20

oh, yeah. Woody had a

1:40:23

very sexy everyone. No, no,

1:40:25

like Kyle and I, I believe have

1:40:27

said that Woody's household was entirely too

1:40:29

sex positive. A little bit of old

1:40:32