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PKA 689 with our

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guest Tavarish Taylor. This episode

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of PKA is brought to you

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wonderful sponsors. We'll talk more about them later. Freddie,

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thanks for joining us again. Thank

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you so much. Thank you. It's always a pleasure hanging

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out with you guys. Last time

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you were on, we were talking about your McLaren,

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the flooded McLaren that you were about to undertake. And

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so I popped over to your channel and

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the fact there was a part 13 tells me

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there were issues. Yeah. Yeah.

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So it's really hard to do

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a rebuild on a car that

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was underwater, especially

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a car that costs like $2 million. Nobody

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knew that. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody

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could. This was an unknowable fact. But it's

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been going pretty well. You know, I still

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have most of my sanity and, you know,

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it's been going all right. Hopefully it should

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be running and driving in the next few

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months or so. Here's the most important question.

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Here's the most important question. Date and site. Here's

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the most important question. Content aside,

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would this have been a profitable venture?

1:06

Like if you were. No, not even. Not

1:08

even close. If you're trying to flip

1:11

this thing for a profit, you are out

1:13

of your mind. Like there's no no perceivable

1:15

way this would be a profitable venture. Yeah.

1:17

As a content perspective, it's pretty good. Yeah,

1:20

for sure. For sure. I bought a water

1:22

damaged vehicle one time after being promised a

1:25

lot of things. And they're never the same.

1:27

No, no. I

1:30

wanted that thing to get stolen so many times

1:32

or burned or blown up or anything. I was

1:34

just like, all those things could be arranged. What

1:37

kind of charger was it? I

1:41

was like, I was trying to

1:43

decide between buying a brand new truck and

1:45

buying this used truck and the used truck

1:47

was such a deal. And it was only

1:49

like four years old. It's like,

1:51

oh, my God, are you telling me I'm

1:53

saving thirty thousand dollars by going with this

1:55

one over that one? Clearly

1:58

there were differences. Saving. I

2:01

should have bought that $45,000 truck and I'd have had that

2:03

truck. But

2:06

instead, I got this

2:08

project truck and it

2:10

was just, I

2:12

don't know how many times, like

2:14

transmissions and transfer cases

2:16

and just little things.

2:19

It would get these

2:21

pin holes in the transfer case and

2:23

all the fluid would leak out and

2:25

before you knew it, it would ruin

2:27

another whatever

2:29

that fucking thing is, a major

2:32

part. It would ruin itself. The

2:34

four wheel drive shit was always

2:36

fucked. I had

2:38

driven that truck all over the country and had

2:40

no problems. Like the Seattle and back, like across

2:42

the country, Atlanta to Seattle and back and

2:45

then like on the way home, like the last

2:47

25, 30 miles,

2:49

we started getting clunk clunk

2:52

clunk clunk clunk clackity

2:54

clack. It sounded like something

2:56

is spit that spinning is occasionally like

2:58

hitting another piece of metal hard. This

3:01

isn't one of those little, do you

3:03

hear a hum? Is

3:05

there a little vibration in

3:07

that front left axle? No,

3:10

this is like Oregon trail.

3:13

There's some fucking, there's an Indian

3:15

in the fucking wagon tired. Is

3:17

this banging giving you lower back

3:19

pain also? Yes. And

3:21

I remember like it was the first

3:23

time in my life we had to get home. I'm

3:25

like, we're not stopping even for gas. I'm afraid that

3:27

if we take it out of gear, it might not

3:29

go back in. This is clearly transmission transfer case shit.

3:33

And but there was these hot hitchhikers.

3:36

Like I'd never seen an attract. I've never

3:38

seen a lady hitchhiker, much less an attractive

3:40

lady hitchhiker. And it's just everything I had.

3:43

It took everything in my body not to pull over,

3:46

make Jeremy get in the back fucking seat. I

3:48

don't want to see any more. You can just

3:51

take up those ladies. Jeremy looks a little bit like a hitchhiker. Just

3:54

put him out on the road. Like, give

3:56

him the sign. You could convert Jeremy to a

3:58

hitchhiker and make room for him. for these

4:00

passengers. But I went

4:02

on that like 2000 mile journey in that truck

4:04

and and then on in the last 30

4:07

minutes of it, the truck died. So

4:09

I pre it was like a horse that like

4:11

gives you everything it has. It's

4:13

like I'll get you home boss, but that's all I got

4:15

it was and it did. But

4:17

I don't know how many trans three transmissions I think I

4:19

put in it. Okay, was

4:21

it at the same part like the same shop? No,

4:24

no, no. No, no. Oh, it's one

4:26

of those things where like you

4:28

we were going from mechanic to mechanic and it

4:31

was like going to ghost hunters. It

4:33

was like we had tried we had tried

4:35

a Catholic priest. We tried a Jesuit priest.

4:37

We got in a Buddhist monk to come

4:39

in and waves and hit a gong. And

4:42

I don't know this guy they said I was I was

4:44

I was good. They

4:47

were Rabbi church. I

4:49

let a moi work on my Chevrolet. No,

5:01

I wanted the end of my tailpipe. It's too late. I

5:03

was racing. I couldn't make it out of tires. I've been

5:05

with God and Ford Motor Company. Oh

5:09

my goodness. So

5:13

yeah, don't buy water damage vehicles

5:16

unless you're making content about them,

5:18

which does sound fascinating.

5:20

Like the fact that it's a as

5:23

you move along through the process, do you ever talk

5:25

to like you know,

5:27

like the computer guy or the electronic guy you consult

5:29

with somebody and they're like what you're doing what now?

5:32

Yeah, that's mostly that's mostly everybody. So

5:36

everybody that you say, hey, I

5:38

bought this car that should have

5:40

no business, you know, running again.

5:43

You know, they everybody's

5:46

result. Everybody's reaction is the same.

5:48

It's like, good luck, because

5:50

this seems not

5:53

doable at all. So you

5:55

know, I've consulted it's a McLaren

5:57

P1. If

6:00

you just leave Zach, yeah, yeah, so

6:03

it's a it's one of the they

6:05

call them the hypercar. Holy Trinity It

6:07

was coined by Jeremy Clarkson, you know

6:10

back in the 2010s. There were these

6:12

three cars So

6:14

the Ferrari LaFerrari the Porsche 918

6:16

and then the McLaren P1 There

6:19

were hybrid supercars and they were super

6:21

bespoke. There are like a million dollars

6:23

each and They had

6:25

a ton of horsepower. So the McLaren had

6:28

like 900 horsepower. They're all Show

6:30

me a dry one. So that's in my literally

6:32

your car. That's literally my car Zach, can we

6:35

see one where we could see the rest of

6:37

it? Yes, so that's my car Yeah,

6:42

yeah Okay,

6:51

so I have questions lots

6:54

unfortunately, I didn't catch it have time to catch the point

6:56

of content but I Do plan to

6:58

now because you've gone so deep into this I'll have

7:00

a lot to binge so You're

7:03

trying to make it Just

7:06

as it should have been you're trying to

7:08

replace everything and make everything work or

7:10

you just try to get this thing to go Oh, no,

7:13

we're trying to make it the fastest McLaren

7:15

in the world You

7:19

can This

7:22

is the We

7:28

could rebuild a seafaring vessel, yes No,

7:32

no, so we right now the fastest McLaren

7:34

in the world is the McLaren speed tail

7:36

and it's meant It's meant for top speed

7:39

and I always thought that this car

7:41

should be the spiritual successor To the

7:43

McLaren F1 like the supercar in the

7:45

90s the fastest car in the world

7:47

It did like 240 something miles an

7:49

hour. I think that we could

7:51

make this car the

7:53

fastest by You know a

7:55

significant margin so like doing the math on

7:57

what we're planning to do on this car

8:00

We'll hopefully get to 260, 270 miles an hour. Now

8:04

that's the McLaren F1. That is the fastest

8:06

car in the 90s and it

8:08

held that title for like a decade. Naturally

8:11

aspirated B12, very, very lightweight.

8:14

It had about 600 horsepower, 600 something

8:16

horsepower. And yeah,

8:18

it was, you know, it beat,

8:21

it was a world beater. And now that

8:23

car is about $20 million. So I can't

8:25

really afford it. How fast

8:27

do the fastest production cars go now? That's

8:31

interesting. So the

8:33

fastest, when you talk about the

8:35

fastest, like the record, you have to do it forwards

8:38

and backwards. So it's like a Guinness Book of World

8:40

Records thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So

8:42

if you do forwards and backwards,

8:44

the fastest now is I

8:46

believe in between the Koenigsegg Agera RS at

8:49

like 277 miles an hour or the SSC

8:51

to Atari. See

8:56

the SSC to Atari is like this very, very

8:58

bespoke car. I think they have like one of

9:00

them and they plan to, you know,

9:03

build more of them. And theoretically, it

9:05

should have gone more than 300, but they never

9:07

got that far because you start running

9:09

out of road real quick. So,

9:12

but I didn't want to be

9:14

the fastest car in the world. I want to be the fastest McLaren.

9:16

So the fastest McLaren right now is 250. I

9:19

think we can beat that. Even then it's,

9:21

that's an insane speed. Like I've never

9:23

even been 200 miles an hour. Are

9:25

you going to drive it to break the record? No.

9:27

You're going to hire someone to. Yeah.

9:29

So, so the person that I got to drive it

9:32

is Ben Collins, who was a top gear's

9:34

former Stig. And yeah. And

9:38

yeah, like we, so we became friends in the last

9:40

year and he's like, he's one of the nicest guys

9:42

in the world. And I was like, Hey, do you

9:44

want to drive a McLaren like really stupid fast and

9:46

a, you know, a car that I put together. And

9:48

he was like, yeah, let's do it. He's like, he's

9:50

one of these, you know, let's just

9:52

send it dudes. Uh, no, I, I

9:54

like that about him, but, uh, yeah,

9:57

I don't think I'd know what to

9:59

look out for. when the car's doing 250. Is

10:01

that a bad noise? Is that a, you know, it's sort

10:04

of like, your transmission exploding. It's

10:06

like, is that a bad grinding or a good

10:08

grinding? You know? Yeah. You're just pushing it

10:10

to the limit. Where do you go to? So

10:14

where do you do that drive at? So

10:16

we can rent out, the good thing about it

10:18

is me, being in Florida, I'm

10:21

really close to Cape Canaveral and Cape

10:23

Canaveral has a shuttle landing strip, which

10:25

is, they, you know, it's a three

10:27

mile long arrow straight and

10:30

they can rent it out to people. It's expensive, but

10:32

they can rent it out to people. Is three miles

10:34

enough? It

10:37

should be. I mean, the, there have been

10:39

some speed records set there. So, I mean,

10:41

it's three miles, so it's like two, end

10:45

to end, but then you have to have a braking zone. Yeah,

10:48

you really have to have something that has a

10:50

ton of power. Eat a fucking parachute, bro. The

10:54

brakes on this thing are pretty good. Yeah. I

10:57

would hope so. Well, that sounds ridiculous.

10:59

So how much, remind

11:01

us, how much did you pay for

11:03

the waterlogged $2 million car? Yeah,

11:06

so I got it at a really deep discount.

11:10

Steve, so, yeah. So I paid $575,000.

11:15

Now I didn't have that kind of money.

11:18

It's basically, I'd be stupid not to get it. Like

11:21

I didn't have that kind of money, so

11:23

I asked one of my friends that

11:25

has some money, do you know anybody

11:27

that would be dumb enough to loan

11:29

me half a million dollars? And he

11:31

said yes. So apparently he started

11:34

banks for fun. And

11:36

then he was like, hey, I have this bank that is like

11:39

totally about it, and they'll give you the money

11:41

and whatever. And I'm like, okay. So I give

11:43

him an application, and in three days I had

11:45

the money. And I'm like, okay.

11:48

It was nuts. It was like, it's right. So

11:51

when he was a business model. So

11:53

when you... You're Kimber's in flood cards.

11:56

We're in the rad central bank. Like

11:58

where we only care. about

12:00

shredding and totally gnar shit. Don't

12:05

know when you deposit money bro, how fast are you

12:08

getting that thing? So

12:12

when you deposit like half a million dollars into your

12:14

account, is there a little bit of you that says,

12:17

man, I should just disappear? Yeah,

12:19

yeah, yeah. I thought about that. I'm like, if

12:21

I was a bad person, like this would be

12:23

easy. Like this would, oh my God, we

12:25

could just like, we could do this to multiple

12:27

banks. I could be a bank robber and we'll just go

12:29

to a country that doesn't care about that kind of stuff.

12:32

Yeah. How many rad banks are

12:34

there? There's at least

12:36

one. There's at least one. You can't

12:38

try this shit at like Deutsche. Dude,

12:41

I'm shocked at the price. It's still high. How

12:43

much will you have into this car repaired? So

12:46

the good thing about YouTube is that, you

12:48

know, you can get a lot of stuff sponsored and

12:51

you know, you get, you get breaks on everything. But

12:53

realistically, if I have like a million dollars

12:55

into it, I think that'll, that'll probably be,

12:58

you know, a decent number. Now

13:00

they've been trading like a good one has been

13:03

trading for like in between 1.2 and 1.6. And

13:08

I think they're going to go up because you know, these cars

13:10

are super, super rare. They only made

13:12

375 of them for the world. And

13:14

yeah, I think they're due to go up. But

13:18

you know, mine is one

13:20

can say priceless and the another can say worthless.

13:22

So I don't know. Yeah, I was

13:25

just going to ask that. But you pre-answered it. I

13:27

don't know if yours being the fastest is going to

13:29

be a good one or not. I don't even know.

13:32

So I think so. I never care

13:34

about resale value because for me, it's all

13:36

about the story. I just care

13:38

that I am, you know, everyone saw that

13:40

car die on social media. You

13:42

know, they saw the thing, you know, float down the street. And

13:46

for me to even take on the project, I think

13:48

it's worthwhile. You know, whether I

13:50

lose money or not, but just having

13:52

some hand in that car story is worth

13:54

it enough for me. My

13:57

Man here doesn't care about 1.5 million. Yeah,

14:01

I mean like to gradually wanted to

14:03

prove a member of the don't worry

14:05

and the Bank said South Hebron. Not

14:10

my money out of here with us. It's

14:14

shock of Bank of

14:16

Milwaukee. I

14:18

I I can see where maybe it is use wouldn't

14:21

care at that point but it looks like it's gonna

14:23

work out to be profitable man right? Like I feel

14:25

like you're going to. Turn. This around

14:27

one way or another you know, sponsorships and

14:29

everything aside and and make it profitable for

14:31

sure. Yeah, I mean if you

14:34

can At the end of it, you had that million

14:36

dollar car. Yeah, yeah and and

14:38

it's something that you know for me

14:40

that the knowledge of going through it

14:42

on my own. Meet. Mike,

14:44

it means a lot to me and that

14:46

carries a valley with it as well. So

14:48

there's nothing on this card that scares me.

14:50

I never have to take as heart of

14:52

the. There's nothing on this card that I

14:54

can you know fix in my shop. So

14:56

like you not having that knowledge is also

14:58

worth something to me. As

15:01

well as most The biggest issue with it. Was.

15:03

It the smell. So that.

15:06

The fact that we cleaned it probably

15:08

twenty twenty or so times and they're still

15:11

sand in it and there was a

15:13

good and I'm not joking, like three to

15:15

four hundred pounds of sand in that

15:17

car bomb As I have every nook and

15:19

cranny, it just had sand and salt

15:21

everywhere. I mean the biggest issue really

15:23

is wiring because it's really out front of

15:26

a complex. So what we're doing now

15:28

is I have all the wires, i have

15:30

the entire wiring harness out of the

15:32

car, and then we have to donor wiring.

15:34

Harness is because you can't really get this wiring.

15:36

harness are from the dealership from the out the

15:38

manufacture of because it takes like a year to

15:40

get. His. twenty grand arm it's a

15:42

lot of money but like for that car

15:45

it's it's actually not that bad but like

15:47

to get that i just don't have a

15:49

kind of time so we have to donor

15:51

harnesses from similar mclarens arm and we are

15:54

trying to splice not not splice but we're

15:56

like we're making our own wiring harness isn't

15:58

that front oh my god Wait, wait, wait,

16:00

wait, wait. Did you say you had two other McLarens

16:02

that were donors? No, no,

16:04

so we had two donor wiring harnesses. Um,

16:07

but uh, I do have another McLaren that uh, that

16:09

we Well, yeah, we're not using that as a as

16:11

a donor. Um, but uh, but that

16:13

that's another rebuild that I did So

16:15

the pros don't know the wiring harness

16:17

is it's all the wires. It's all

16:19

the wires in this big Fucking

16:22

bundle of wires and at the end they

16:24

fucking turn into it and in a car

16:26

like this and i'm talking about on a

16:28

chevrolet fucking 350 it's

16:31

a big it's a lot of wires. Those are a

16:33

thousand dollars by the way On

16:35

this thing it's gotta be wait.

16:37

Did you is this a hybrid car or something? This is

16:39

yes. Oh my fucking god. Yeah

16:45

Yeah, uh, so the thing is um,

16:47

I also decided to take out the

16:49

hybrid drive assembly Because

16:52

it's old technology Um,

16:54

it's super heavy. It's it's like 400 pounds and um

16:58

There was a real big battery fire,

17:00

but like the compartment, um, it held

17:02

it pretty well So like when the

17:04

car went in the water things were

17:06

shorting and it was like big mad.

17:08

So No,

17:11

it was it was back so when we took that's

17:13

what it's bakership we have a massive technician This

17:17

thing was big mad I just thought

17:19

your car had been flooded I didn't know it had caught on fire

17:21

as well Then

17:23

your young officer kicked flipped into the room. It was like

17:26

i'm here to save you Um

17:37

No, but it was it was pretty crazy, um, so

17:39

we took out the battery and In

17:41

order. Oh, let me let me give you some numbers here If

17:44

I were to get a new battery from mclaren They

17:46

have like an upgraded battery like a version two or

17:48

three battery for this car if I were

17:50

to get it brand new It's 160 000 now

17:55

They don't have those batteries, uh available

17:57

like they they don't have them. It's

18:00

a theoretical thing that they might have in six

18:02

months or a year or whatever. And

18:04

then I'd have to install

18:07

it and hope that everything else

18:09

works like the the

18:11

e-motor and the hybrid drive assembly and all

18:13

that stuff, which it probably doesn't. So

18:16

I figured I can just

18:18

delete all that have the world's first

18:20

non hybrid McLaren P1, it'll be lighter,

18:23

we'll put way more power into the

18:25

engine, like we're effectively doubling the horsepower

18:27

of the engine. So I have a

18:29

built motor going into this. The original

18:31

engine is a 3.8 V8 with twin

18:34

turbos, I upgraded the turbos, they're way

18:36

bigger now. I have a

18:39

four liter with with built internal. So everything's

18:41

four kind of four liter. So

18:43

it's the four liter from McLaren. It's

18:46

just it's just more more stroke. And

18:49

it's, yeah, it'll be putting

18:52

out something about like 1400 horsepower.

18:54

So you know, with that power to weight

18:57

ratio, it should get to 260 no problem.

19:02

What are you I

19:04

guess it did have that 400 pound battery

19:07

back there and now it doesn't. So

19:09

does that change how

19:11

the car breaks and handles maybe the profile at

19:13

all? Okay, no, because the battery was actually the

19:16

battery was right above the fuel tank, which is

19:18

smack dab in the middle of the car. So

19:20

you take out that that weight, and it's still

19:22

the coefficient of the center of

19:24

gravity. It's all the same. I

19:27

have butterflies just hearing about the money getting thrown around.

19:29

No, new batteries like $160,000. But I did it, you

19:31

know, because it's really about the

19:36

journey and the fun. I went to the McLaren

19:38

dealership just to just for you know, shits and

19:43

giggles and wanted to

19:45

see what they would charge to

19:48

fix this car and just the bodywork

19:50

alone not counting the engine or battery

19:52

or anything. The

19:54

bodywork alone was $750,000. The bodywork wasn't

19:58

that bad. The bodywork was all It

20:00

was pretty messed up. So if I wanted to

20:02

get like a new you know, nice standards. Yeah

20:06

well, we What's

20:09

the body may first of all? What's the body

20:11

made of carbon fiber? Every single thing on this

20:13

car is carbon fiber The

20:15

wheel wells the things that are usually, you

20:17

know plastic or like some cloth and regular

20:20

cars carbon fiber The

20:22

the interior structure the dash is carbon

20:24

fiber like you look inside. It just

20:26

looks like it's carbon everywhere There's no

20:29

there's zero plastic in this car. I

20:31

bet them tires are cheap though, right? Tires

20:34

are right, you know Off

20:36

the shelf, you know, you get some whatever you get, you know Jesus

20:39

Christ that's oh and but look how luxurious it

20:42

is on the inside Yeah, this

20:44

reminds me about the Vipers Like I remember the

20:46

first time I sat in a viper and I

20:48

was like my dad's work truck is better appointed

20:50

than this Than than this $80,000 hot rod. It

20:53

was just yeah, everything was manual You

20:55

had like no screens and

20:58

and it was burning your left leg. It was

21:00

worse than a work truck. Does it have Apple

21:02

CarPlay? No, but

21:04

that is a there we go Throw

21:08

it in yeah, exactly. Just put

21:10

it in there No, so

21:12

the the interior was another thing that I

21:14

wanted to redo because it just looks it

21:16

looks humdrum It's like it's a very You

21:19

know purpose-built thing. It's a it's more

21:21

like a race car interior. Everything's black.

21:23

Everything's matte so now

21:25

we have you know, we're gonna have a Like

21:29

the carbon fiber is gonna be gloss and then

21:31

I have some brown interior going in there Like

21:33

I'm a real big fan of tan Also,

21:36

because I didn't think it was you know that

21:38

big of a challenge. I'm making the entire car

21:40

exposed carbon fiber So all the bodywork you're gonna

21:43

see the weave and then I'm tenting it on

21:45

top of that So it's gonna be like

21:47

it's it's a red candy. So

21:50

you're gonna have a carbon fiber

21:52

like Like

21:54

paintball tape you're gonna be able

21:56

to yeah. Yes. Yes exactly like that, but the

21:58

entire car and getting that,

22:01

just that, you

22:03

know, that effect. If you were to

22:05

go to Koenigsegg, which is like this boutique

22:07

car manufacturer that has million dollar cars, to

22:09

get that effect from a car

22:12

company that makes those, you know, from

22:15

the factory, it takes 600 hours

22:18

just to get that effect. So

22:20

me doing it in my garage,

22:23

that's a lot of videos. Yeah,

22:25

it's a lot of videos. It's a lot of videos. For the

22:27

thousand years when I finish this car, I'll drop it by you

22:29

guys can drive it. Now I have

22:31

another question. How's

22:34

that guy who's holding the

22:37

Chakra bank, are they all good? Like, they

22:39

ever check in with the video, see how

22:41

things are going? Oh yeah, yeah, no. So

22:44

I didn't like defraud them or anything. No,

22:46

I don't think you did either. Wink, wink,

22:48

not, not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You

22:50

got your car, they get their payment. What's

22:54

crazy is that I told them, like they knew

22:56

from the get-go. I said, hey, this is the

22:58

car. You know, most of

23:00

it's underwater in this picture and

23:02

you know, I'm buying it. It does not run. That's

23:05

like me. Yeah, exactly. You're

23:08

about to be underwater. But

23:12

yeah, it's, they're totally fine

23:14

with it. They're, you know, they're hearing me

23:16

on. They're asking me how things are going.

23:19

They watch the videos. So are you making payments

23:21

on a schedule against that half a million dollar?

23:24

Yeah. Which is a car payment for a

23:27

Wets McLaren? That

23:29

is about six, six grand a month. Something like

23:31

that. Right. Yeah,

23:33

of course. Yeah. It's

23:35

like a mortgage. It's a mortgage on a car. It's

23:41

basically a house that is now floating down the

23:43

street. How are you so calm? I'm

23:46

trying to remind myself I'm the same fucking moron

23:48

who told Mr. Beast that he needed to be

23:50

more financially conservative and he knew what he was

23:52

doing. I don't want to say that I

23:54

know what I'm doing. But

23:59

if you look at My monthly spend if

24:01

you want to gonna have a real

24:03

heart attack my monthly spend right now is like

24:05

85k That's

24:08

a whole lot. Yeah, so this

24:10

is really not so this has to work Six

24:16

K is not really a it's a bucket and

24:19

I have headlights. Yeah exactly

24:23

like I'm not a I

24:26

wouldn't consider myself like rich by any means

24:28

but like it's going no No, it's just

24:30

the first million dollars of your income goes

24:32

towards expenses, but you're not The

24:38

first one I just want to make past that I

24:43

get by Knowing what

24:45

I know now makes the makes me

24:47

much more likely to watch your video

24:49

because I know you've got like some

24:51

Some skin in this game. Yeah Like

24:54

like like this isn't one of

24:56

those like youtubers like yeah, I'm gonna

24:58

do this project. Maybe I'll finish you're

25:00

locked there If

25:03

I mean if I started episode one there will be

25:05

an episode 100 called we're done

25:08

Like because we're it's got

25:10

to happen or you know, there'll be a very sad

25:12

and memoriam episode I guess we could do that too.

25:14

Well, I could just do one of those episodes. Why

25:16

are they down sit down in front of the camera?

25:18

I go It

25:21

was all alive Have

25:23

a dog on the screen with you It's

25:26

the problem not yours. I like, you know the cliche

25:28

like if you owe five grand You

25:30

have a problem if you owe five million

25:32

the bank has a problem. Mmm.

25:35

Where are you on that scale? I don't

25:37

know. Um, I so I never I have

25:40

never had a car loan before. This is

25:42

my first car loan So

25:44

every car that I bought Yeah.

25:47

Yeah, it's like it's we started big but

25:51

Anytime I ever bought a car whether

25:54

it's a car for the channel or whatever I always bought a

25:56

cash Because you

25:58

know, I'm sort of the sort of a Dave

26:00

Ramsey fan, but like, you know, whatever. It's I'm

26:03

not, I'm not down

26:06

as far as he is down that, down

26:08

that path. But like, honestly,

26:11

I intend

26:14

I hate owing people money, I hate it so much.

26:16

So it's always at the forefront of my mind. I

26:18

don't, I don't just go, Oh, yeah, well, it's not

26:20

my money. Like, my number one

26:22

priority is to make as much money as I can. So I

26:24

can pay this thing off as fast as I can. And

26:27

then after that, you know, like I can, realistically,

26:30

I can sell this thing for what I got it for. If

26:33

I wanted to, you know, if I, if

26:36

I wanted to sell this to some rich dude

26:38

that wanted to make furniture, you know, it'd be

26:40

worth at least that you have you considered that

26:42

you might now become the guy if someone's got

26:44

a super card that's been damaged to like, I

26:46

could send it to that guy. He's the one

26:48

that took that drowned McLaren and brought it back

26:50

to life. Of course, but I

26:52

would never do any work for anybody else. Because

26:54

I'm no good at that. I can't imagine being,

26:58

you know, on the hook for somebody else's

27:00

million dollar anything. You know,

27:02

I wouldn't have anybody come to me with their,

27:05

you know, 350 z much less than

27:07

McLaren. So, you know, I do this

27:10

for myself, I do this just because I like I

27:12

like learning and I like sharing it with people. But

27:14

other than that, like, you should not bring cars to

27:16

me. That's not a good idea. Mm hmm.

27:19

Damn, you're busy. Yeah, you

27:21

are. A lot on your plate.

27:24

That is so much more expensive than

27:26

I could have imagined this this process

27:28

would be. Honestly, yeah, yeah, I'm flabbergasted.

27:30

That's a that's a big project. Like,

27:33

if you tell me those numbers about a house

27:35

you were building, I would be like, Damn, that's

27:37

gonna be a big fucking house. 85 a

27:40

month. Big

27:42

card. So this car. Yeah,

27:44

so this car was before I got it. This

27:52

car was the supposed to be the

27:54

record holder for price on one

27:57

of these things. So it had 315 miles. on

28:00

it. It had basically delivery miles. So it

28:02

went up on auction and I think it

28:04

no sailed at 1.6 and

28:07

the guy bought it for $2 million. He

28:09

had it for 10 days and then the

28:11

storm hit and then that's

28:13

it. And then that's all she wrote. So the car had 315 miles and

28:15

I like to say 500

28:18

nautical yards. Yeah, it

28:21

still does. It's the

28:23

fastest moving McLaren in

28:26

water ever. Over water. It was a pretty

28:28

good boat for a little bit. It had

28:30

a carbon. Before the

28:32

fire. Yeah, before the electrical fire. No,

28:35

but it was okay. It has a carbon tub. It kind

28:37

of floated a little bit and then the

28:39

water got in and it wasn't so good anymore. And from

28:42

the very beginning, your intention was to...

28:46

Because all right, so I have a

28:48

rudimentary knowledge of storing cars

28:50

and building cars. I would be like, McLaren

28:52

stuff, everything in here is so expensive.

28:55

Let's just put some Chevrolet shit on the

28:57

inside. Let's just take

28:59

a Corvette drivetrain and drop it in here.

29:03

That would be my first move because I can go

29:05

get everything off a shelf and just plug it in.

29:08

Yeah, so with me, that was... It's always

29:10

an option to be like, all right, we're

29:12

going to turn the back end of this

29:14

thing into a Honda Civic. But

29:17

I am really big on theming

29:20

and it would be a disservice to people if

29:22

they didn't see that car come

29:24

back either as good as it

29:26

once was or better than it once was.

29:29

And it's really hard to convince people that you're

29:31

going to make things better when the car is

29:33

already so good and the car was so messed

29:35

up when I got it. Yeah. So they're just

29:37

doubting me on both fronts. So I

29:39

think if we could get the car down the

29:41

path to where it runs

29:43

and drives and then not only that,

29:45

it is now faster and more agile

29:47

and looks better and all that stuff.

29:50

Then I think we have a compelling story. But me

29:53

putting in a Corvette drivetrain, it's

29:55

fine to get the car down the road. It wouldn't be enjoyable.

29:57

It wouldn't be... a

30:00

McLaren P1, it would just be a Chevy

30:02

Corvette in a kit car. Exactly.

30:05

But it will be easy.

30:12

Whenever I see rebuilders on

30:14

YouTube, they fall into

30:16

a few different categories. The

30:20

first category is they

30:23

do these rebuilds to be YouTube done, meaning

30:26

that you don't see the gauge

30:28

cluster when they turn this thing on. When they turn this

30:30

thing on, it lights up like a Christmas tree. Every

30:32

single warning light is on, and they'll have

30:34

airbag warning lights and stability control and blah,

30:37

blah, blah. This thing's crab walking down the

30:39

road because they didn't have it aligned. But

30:41

it looks on camera, it's like a movie

30:43

car. On camera, it's totally okay. It's,

30:45

you know... I picked my ride. It's all...

30:48

Yes. It's all style, no substance. Exactly.

30:50

So, you know, when you find out like,

30:52

oh, what these cars are actually like, oh

30:55

my God, I wouldn't... That thing's

30:57

a death trap. But you

30:59

have other people, and hopefully

31:02

I try to go more into this camp. But

31:04

it's like, you know, for me, I hate

31:06

having warning lights on the dash. I hate

31:08

knowing that there's something wrong with the car.

31:10

Like it'll bug me, you know,

31:12

to the end of the earth. So every

31:15

single car I have, like I'll take it

31:17

to a show. I'll take it to, you

31:19

know, the SEMA show, which is like this

31:21

really big gathering of aftermarket parts. It's this

31:23

giant thing in Vegas. And

31:25

every year I bring a car there, I want people

31:28

to go see it. You can scrutinize it. You can

31:30

just look inside and see what kind of work I

31:32

do. And

31:34

we actually drive these cars. And these cars

31:36

don't, you know, they drive perfectly normally. They

31:40

have any weird driving characteristics. I let other people

31:42

drive them on tracks, you know, stuff like that,

31:44

where they're actually performing the way they should. We

31:46

put them on dynos, you know, things like that.

31:48

So if the car does blow up, you'll see

31:50

it, you know? Yeah, I

31:52

like that. That's really cool that you do a good

31:54

job. I'd also be okay if you didn't and you

31:56

were honest. And I'm thinking of rich rebuilds. his

32:00

stuff is got idiot lights

32:02

going off everywhere. And he's like, Yeah, I would

32:04

never give this car to anyone else. You know,

32:07

I did. Yeah. So rich, rich

32:09

is a really good friend of mine.

32:11

He's an amazing, amazing guy. So

32:13

we Oh my god. I, I

32:16

don't know if he wants me to tell him this

32:18

story. But I mean, it was in

32:20

one of his videos. So he probably probably should.

32:24

So we want to go by a McLaren

32:28

for him. Like we he found a McLaren that

32:30

was in South Florida. And South Florida is the

32:32

exact place you do not want to go buy

32:34

a car, especially a McLaren. So

32:36

South Florida, we get there. And

32:39

it's like this compound in the

32:41

hood, like the hood hood. There

32:44

was barbed wire, there's armed guards there.

32:46

And then we get in. And there's

32:49

this dude, apparently, he's the owner or the

32:51

owner son. He has a

32:53

guy following him with a giant

32:55

freakin carbine, you know, just walking

32:57

around. This place looks like

33:00

a third world country, I'm sorry, developing country.

33:03

And and then like, we

33:05

see the car. And I'm there. I he

33:07

brought me along because I know a few things

33:10

about McLarens. And I had my McLaren diagnostic, the

33:12

car wouldn't start. And I was like, Hey, I

33:14

bet we can get this thing to start, you

33:16

know, if we just code code a few things.

33:18

So I'm standing there, like I get in

33:20

the car, and it's right next to the

33:23

the men's room, which is the door

33:25

wide open, it smells like, you know,

33:27

piss and shit. It just

33:29

it just smells like it exactly mentioned. And we

33:32

have this car that should have been $200,000. And

33:34

it was the most insane thing ever,

33:38

we actually got it, you know, end up getting the car

33:40

running, we got it on the trailer. And then, you know,

33:42

on the way out, we probably saw, you know, 1520 hookers

33:44

on the same street. So

33:46

it was like, it's, it's stuff

33:50

like that is great.

33:52

That explains the 85 grand a month. Now

33:54

I know where Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

33:58

But like, you know, the These

34:00

are the kinds of adventures you get into

34:02

when you buy really crappy cars for YouTube.

34:04

You can't really put that all on camera,

34:06

but it was an insane story. This

34:09

guy was wealthy enough to live, I assume,

34:12

wherever he wanted since he had a $200,000 car

34:15

and he lived right next to a men's room in the

34:17

hood? Yes. He

34:20

had a business that would take these

34:22

cars. We were surrounded

34:24

by other ... Yeah. We

34:28

were surrounded by other exotic cars like

34:30

Lamborghini Urus, like that SUV or whatever. He

34:32

had three of them. There's another McLaren, there's

34:34

a Ferrari. He

34:37

would get these cars from Co-Part

34:39

or whatever salvage lot and then

34:41

he would export them. When

34:43

you export things, things that pay for

34:45

work tends to go missing and the

34:48

laws surrounding rebuilds are probably not

34:50

a little less stringent, so

34:53

things like that. That

34:56

was the sort of business that he

34:58

ran and he had to have armed security

35:01

24-7. You

35:06

made me think of the potential for

35:08

scamming in that world. Do

35:11

you know any stories of someone paying

35:13

hundreds of thousands for a car and

35:15

then it arrives and it is what

35:17

you described earlier? This is a Corvette

35:19

in a fucking Bugatti shell and

35:21

there's nothing to ... There's no recourse? Yes

35:25

and no. You

35:27

don't really get catfished with cars. Sometimes

35:30

you get people buy cars and they're like, oh my God, this car

35:32

is a piece of crap. You can do that with

35:34

the Honda Civic. What

35:36

happens with hundreds of thousands of

35:38

dollars when you

35:40

have exotic cars and you're at that price

35:42

point is that people

35:45

will find out that

35:48

you're looking for a car and

35:50

then they'll match up with somebody

35:52

else that's selling that car. They

35:55

will copy that listing, pretend they're the

35:57

seller and then basically talk

35:59

like ... Talk as an

36:01

intermediary to both parties thinking so

36:03

that way the guy can go

36:05

see the car like this

36:07

this just happened at a dealership to

36:09

a friend of mine and He

36:12

was like, all right. Well, I'm gonna go to the

36:14

dealership. I'm gonna check out the car car checks out

36:16

It's you know, it's a good price then he goes

36:18

back to negotiate and then you know, he finds out

36:21

something's wrong. He's like Was

36:23

there was there an Irish guy, you know in this

36:25

equation? He's like, no, we don't have any Irish people

36:28

working here Okay. Well, I

36:30

don't know the guy I talked to was he

36:32

was very very heavy Irish accent and then you

36:34

know It turns out the guy was off, you

36:36

know offering the car for like 15% less But

36:39

he was like, all right I need you to

36:42

wire me a hundred and fifty grand and then

36:44

you can come get the car But he would

36:46

have wired this total stranger a hundred grand and

36:48

the cars not even it is So,

36:50

you know, I don't know how many of those you can

36:52

do without getting, you know, like murdered But

36:56

Probably not a lot with that kind of have armed guards

36:58

24 by 7 if you do that Yeah,

37:01

there's a reason I was doing that from Ireland

37:03

and we'll do this a little bit of safety there probably

37:06

Absolutely, but for you don't think maybe he was

37:08

just possible. Maybe he's just putting on an accent

37:13

Like some guys like hold on I gotta

37:15

take this top of the morning We've

37:19

been talking about What

37:22

would you use Taylor most trustworthy

37:24

business I

37:32

can't sell it for that low All

37:35

Taylor's accidents are not people I'd pay 150

37:38

grand to like not Mutombo Accident

37:43

I feel like if he was if he was like

37:46

even being mean and rooted negotiation, I would take it

37:48

like Sort of better. I've

37:50

always thought that like when you hear it

37:53

You're someone say something in an accent you just

37:55

you hear it differently. I don't know You

37:58

know, it's a bad Bad even part of you

38:01

might be like if you were faking it he'd do better

38:03

I think part of it is you sort

38:05

of give that foreign culture that comes along

38:07

with the foreign accent like Oh, maybe that's

38:09

their sense of humor. He's he doesn't

38:12

mean fuck you you cunt. That's just

38:14

how they are That's

38:16

how they say hello Exactly

38:19

you sort of like let them get away with

38:21

a little bit more. I don't know I thought

38:24

I always found that I know I know a

38:26

car sales like People

38:28

with accents seem to do well at it. I

38:31

always thought Well,

38:33

it depends it depends on the exit. Yeah, if you have a

38:38

GDP accent right? Yes.

38:40

Yeah. Yeah, you want an expensive accent? Yeah

38:43

I remember when there was a Nigerian guy

38:45

who had like this really posh European accent

38:47

and he's a big like handsome guy He

38:49

was tremendous at selling cars, but

38:52

then you had well, I I Guess

38:55

everybody had their niche Anyway, because I was

38:57

gonna say like the the the Spanish

38:59

guy, but he's he only sold that he was the

39:01

only guy who spoke Spanish So he got every Spanish

39:03

speaking customer. So that's a whole other thing That's

39:06

a great situation to be in right

39:08

like be the only tremendous speaking salesman

39:11

There was a lady who pretended she

39:13

could speak Spanish So she could like

39:15

get into his fucking customer base and

39:17

you'd see them over there strong regular

39:19

Peggy Hill Dude

39:21

she was the worst in your ethos. She

39:24

was I

39:27

only bring this part up because she did

39:29

file sexual Complaints

39:32

against several people better not me I obviously I

39:34

was a young very young man, but

39:37

she was a very unattractive lady and

39:39

she was always lying and cheating Customers

39:41

like but what I'm talking about lately

39:44

the way that she would like yes,

39:46

come on. What's up? I Am

39:49

a Peggy Hill And

39:52

like that was it that's all she had

39:55

now we're out like El Ford Oh And

40:02

meanwhile, we're interested in El Camaro. My job's

40:04

halfway done. And then there's fucking... Meanwhile,

40:07

Francisco's over there. Man was born

40:10

in Mexico City. He's as Mexican as it gets. Like

40:13

he's Captain Mexico. Oh, I hated that

40:15

lady. Man, it sounds

40:17

like he dodged a bullet for not getting lied about

40:20

by the thieving saleswoman. She

40:22

was an older... Nobody

40:26

was thinking that 19-year-old Kyle was hitting on

40:28

that gal. Did

40:30

she dress to look Hispanic? She

40:33

was black. She's

40:36

still kind of... She had a sibrero. She

40:39

did. That's how you knew. That's how you

40:41

knew. I'd get the

40:43

sun out of her eyes. That's all that was about. If I

40:45

was buying a car and one of the salesmen had chips and

40:47

salsa on their desk, I'd made my decision. I'd be

40:50

like, no, he was like, the worst face of my

40:52

career. I was like, it's a snack. I

40:54

would get customers... Like if the paperwork was taking

40:56

a long time, aka they had bad credit and

40:58

we were trying to find a bank, I

41:01

would often buy them dinner and have it

41:03

delivered. If there was money there

41:05

to be made, like if keeping them

41:08

in that chair meant getting the

41:10

sale done that was going to be profitable, I would

41:12

buy them dinner. Do you ever have somebody push for

41:14

a more expensive dinner than you had to pay for

41:16

it? No, but like I

41:18

was like, you guys want something to

41:20

eat? What do you like? And they were like, Outback's down

41:23

the street, right? And I was like, fuck, so was Wendy's.

41:28

Outback, they just closed the E. Coli thing, right? Anyway.

41:32

I got any pies or chilies tonight.

41:37

Any pies. Oh my

41:39

God. I remember going to

41:42

Applebee's when I was like early 20s. And

41:45

we used to go every Tuesday. This is our

41:47

ritual with me and my friends. And we only

41:49

went after 10 p.m. because it was

41:52

half off appetizers. And for like $8,

41:55

you can have two things. And

41:57

you get like a quesadilla. and

42:00

a you know, plate of wings. And

42:03

it was great up until the point where

42:05

you get massive diarrhea from that quesadilla. And

42:07

I never I never learned

42:09

from my mistakes. It was every week,

42:11

you know, I would rush home and

42:14

then just shit my brains out. Like,

42:16

why did I do this? My stomach

42:18

hurts so bad. But your wallet's

42:20

full. Your stomach is briefly full, I

42:22

guess. Yeah,

42:25

no, it's great. It's great. And I had I had

42:27

money and everything. But oh my god, $8 on dinner.

42:29

85,000 a month on the car.

42:33

Yeah, there's a range. There is a range. Okay. Yeah,

42:38

you're on Reddit. Surely you've heard

42:40

of the surge pricing controversy. I

42:43

have. I saw Wendy immediately be

42:45

like, Whoa, we're not doing that.

42:47

What's the third? We're in

42:49

our restaurants. So the idea was Wendy's

42:51

wanted to smooth out their demand.

42:54

So they were going to raise prices at say

42:56

lunch or dinner whenever they have their big spikes

42:58

in business. And I guess in theory, lower their

43:01

prices at 3pm or 10pm or

43:04

when people are eating less. Probably not. Yeah.

43:06

I that's the trouble. Like Wendy's was like,

43:08

this has all been misunderstood. You know, this

43:10

isn't some big scheme to raise our prices.

43:13

But it

43:15

is a stream to raise their prices. Range

43:18

it in the lowest IQ

43:20

dumbest possible way of like, just

43:22

frame it as like make a

43:25

make items that are not that popular that

43:27

always get added on make those a pittance

43:30

cheaper during like lower traffic hours and frame

43:32

it around that. And like, they

43:34

could have done that they could instead of saying we're raising

43:36

our prices at peak hours,

43:38

they could say we're lowering our prices

43:40

at off peak hours. Apparently

43:43

they're not. I don't know how any

43:45

Why? You're

43:47

marketing I

43:51

genuinely don't know how any fast food restaurant stays

43:53

open when there's a chick fil a one that

43:55

a mile or two of it. Yeah, because I

43:57

ate a chick fil a today. And it was

44:00

I had it delivered it was it

44:02

was $11 like for a chicken sandwich

44:04

meal, and it was huge

44:06

I didn't eat the whole fucking thing It

44:08

was it was there was like chicken hanging

44:10

out of both ends of the sandwich big

44:12

meaty giant chicken breasts like what

44:14

I Wendy's has

44:17

these these Dirty little

44:19

like they look frozen patties that looks

44:21

stamped out like like oh, this is

44:23

the one that shaped like a weird

44:25

rectangle Oh, okay. I've seen a

44:27

good one Wendy Wendy There's

44:31

what you said Wendy's you didn't hails in

44:33

comparison to chick-fil-a chick-fil-a is so much better.

44:35

It's so much better I want to jump

44:37

in on this because I would argue that

44:39

Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich the number six for the thing

44:41

I get 90% of the time is Good

44:45

enough that it belongs right there on the

44:47

chick-fil-a menu. No I don't know No, no,

44:49

okay, I'm alone on this place. I grew

44:51

up with another that is my seat. I

44:53

grew up with the numbers Okay, I remember

44:55

when it was like six dollars. Okay, okay?

45:00

For me I think the number six is

45:02

right there adjacent to a typical

45:05

chick-fil-a sandwich However, the

45:07

experience is different. I feel like

45:09

when I'm at chick-fil-a This is

45:11

like the the frickin Michelin restaurant

45:13

of fast food It is

45:15

people there are so sweet are all the

45:18

girls blonde I go to Wendy's

45:20

and I'm like how do you ring me

45:22

up with those long fucking six-inch fingernails? Yeah?

45:31

Yeah, I went to Popeyes

45:33

like one month ago, and they did all but

45:35

be like welcome to Popeyes fuck you I Don't

45:40

in their voice. I'm like like

45:42

I'm I can't believe I'm being such a bother

45:47

By being in the Here

45:49

for food. I'm sorry for a Ditter-tide

45:52

you know one of the things that some If

45:56

the people at chick-fil-a if they made it if they were

45:58

like look You know actually don't you

46:00

make you may be familiar with their ad

46:02

campaign that has the cows and they're they're

46:04

writing eat more chicken yeah if

46:07

they came out with a burger restaurant and they

46:09

had a whole commercial where those cows and the

46:11

where the chickens were coming back on the cows

46:13

and they're like we've got to do something about

46:16

these and and now they got chick-fil-a

46:18

burgers I don't know what you call them burger

46:20

filet whatever the fuck it's called they

46:22

would ruin McDonald's Day because they're the same

46:24

price it's this the Big Mac is the

46:27

same fucking price as that delicious

46:29

spicy chicken sandwich they have at chick-fil-a they

46:31

have their own chicken sandwich it's incredible it's

46:33

so good they'll put three different kinds of

46:35

fucking cheese on that bitch they've got they

46:38

got pepper jack cheese would it you can't

46:40

fuck with pepper jack cheese Colby

46:43

yeah no talking chick-fil-a sometimes I'm

46:45

sorry at a Wendy's sometimes and

46:48

they got off you go have

46:50

never been more manipulated the American

46:52

public has never been more manipulated

46:54

and hoodwinked then by the Big

46:56

Mac like they grew an

46:58

extra bun in there and people are

47:00

like look how tall it is disgusting

47:05

it's Bob you ever tried to eat them

47:07

just the meat patty from a Big Mac

47:09

it's it's just it's so nasty yeah it

47:11

is so it doesn't taste like anything you

47:13

need to slather it in sauce one of

47:16

the things that I look at when I

47:19

think all right is this a good restaurant

47:21

or not is if like you know other

47:23

people from other countries when they come to

47:26

America like what did they think about you

47:28

know these things so I have a bunch

47:30

of people the like friends that come from

47:32

the UK the number one thing as soon

47:34

as they land and they start getting to

47:36

work they they're like we need

47:38

chick-fil-a we absolutely need chick-fil-a because they don't

47:40

have it there they have Wendy's they have

47:42

McDonald's and they never asked for Wendy's or

47:45

my thought they're like we're eating chick-fil-a every

47:47

day so it's like aliens

47:49

landed they're like this is clearly the

47:51

objective all the Wendy's people to work

47:54

camps conspiracy

48:00

theories, but I want to know the

48:02

real reason Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday.

48:04

Tell me that's not part of the

48:06

fucking b- are you seriously respecting Jesus

48:08

with this decision to close Chick-fil-A off

48:10

the main- I mean, honest. That doesn't

48:12

sound believable to me. It's by- their

48:14

founders are- Those fuckers are doing the

48:16

books or fucking marketing. They're working on

48:18

Sundays, I just know it. Dude, you

48:20

know how much money they would make

48:22

if they were open on Sundays? They

48:24

would be the biggest post-church lunch spot

48:26

in the country by orders of magnitude.

48:29

They are leaving tens

48:31

of millions every week on the table by not being open

48:33

Sunday. And the proof of that is there for you to

48:35

see with it. You talk about the people

48:37

who work there, the way they look, they're

48:39

more expensive. They pay their workers more. If you're

48:42

going to get a blonde girl

48:44

with khakis who's pretty to stand

48:46

outside wearing- have you seen them

48:48

outside wearing that rain outfit? So

48:50

for those of you who

48:53

don't have Chick-fil-A's or maybe you just don't

48:55

have banging Chick-fil-A's, here

48:57

in Atlanta, home of Chick-fil-A, these

49:00

pretty girls will be outside in the

49:02

rain wearing this clear- it's

49:05

not a raincoat. It turns

49:07

them almost into a kiosk.

49:13

And they're taking your order way out in the parking

49:15

lot, 18 spots away from the

49:17

window where- While cosplaying is a condom. Yeah,

49:20

they're handing you a fucking iPad and you're

49:22

figuring everything out and they're so polite and

49:24

sweet the whole way through. Like what he

49:26

said, oh, do you need any sauces with

49:28

that? Any extra sauces? Or how

49:30

much are they? Oh, sweetie. How many

49:32

sauces you want? Great!

49:35

Try that shit at Burger King. Have it your

49:38

way, my ass. Yeah, you have a gun in

49:40

your face. We're

49:44

gonna have it LeShonda's way tonight. I

49:47

want to catch up. I wanted more than one packet.

49:49

I know this is almost passive aggressive of you to

49:51

put one packet in here. Every

49:54

time if I click that button for two catch-ups, there's

49:57

two catch-ups. If I click it three fucking times, there

49:59

will be three. If I were to win these, they'll

50:01

give it to my maker. I swear it's not. I

50:04

swear it's not. It's

50:06

a master fucking race of fast

50:08

food restaurants, not just chicken restaurants,

50:10

all fast food. It's

50:13

on everybody. And five

50:15

guys felt like they've

50:17

fallen off so hard. I haven't eaten there in so long because it's just

50:19

so unhealthy. But

50:24

even still, they used to all...

50:26

They were the $10 hamburger back

50:28

when McDonald's was like $5. Now

50:31

they're like that $25 hamburger that's

50:33

not even that great. Yeah. That's

50:36

the whole meal, right? It couldn't possibly be

50:38

a $20 hamburger. No? I feel

50:41

like... No. It's like with fries,

50:43

but it's pretty pricey now. Yeah,

50:45

once you get fries, it's like a $25 meal to

50:47

get a burger and fries. And it's just... It's

50:49

absurd. It's not that good. Yeah,

50:53

they've fallen off for sure. We

50:55

need an up and coming fast food restaurant.

50:59

Cane's. Cane's is regional, but I want them

51:01

on this side of the country real bad.

51:03

Exactly, right? It's called Raising Cane's. Raising Cane's

51:05

is really good. Midwest, I think. They're

51:08

very similar to Chick-fil-A in that they like... I

51:10

think they do the peanut oil thing, so it

51:12

has a similar flavor there. But

51:15

you always want to go fingers, like a

51:17

chicken basket there. That's all they do. They

51:20

have sandwiches, but they don't have patties the way... Those are

51:22

Chick-fil-A nuggets as well. Yeah, they can put the chicken fingers

51:24

on there. So if you want the sandwich, go Chick-fil-A. If

51:26

you want the tendies... Actually,

51:28

you can go to Chick-fil-A with the tendies too. They're fucking tough.

51:30

You ever had Chick-fil-A nuggets? There's a

51:32

million Chick-fil-A nuggets. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I get

51:34

it. Who are you talking about every day?

51:37

I don't want them right just now. Their

51:42

chicken is legitimately way better. They brine

51:44

it in pickle juice for 24 hours

51:47

or something like that. And then the

51:49

batter has powdered milk and confectioners'

51:51

sugar in it. I did this copycat

51:53

recipe once, and it was exactly like Chick-fil-A. It was

51:55

so good. And they have beanie-laid and actual

51:57

pickles. Yeah. The pickles themselves...

52:01

The pickles you get at any other fast

52:03

food place. Like, you go to a non-chick-fil-a

52:06

place and it's like, I don't

52:08

even think I want tomatoes or

52:10

pickles because I know a Wendy's tomato is

52:12

a flavorless disc of nonsense. And I know

52:14

their pickles are going to be someone

52:17

back there giving me the

52:19

most translucent sliver, you

52:21

know, the least half a gram, whereas

52:23

chick-fil-a feels real. Feels

52:26

like real pickles. We stand chick-fil-a on this

52:28

show big time. Yeah, I think the

52:30

worst sort of

52:34

the worst stinginess I've ever seen was

52:36

in Subway. Like, Subway is

52:39

got you order like extra meat. They will, you

52:41

know, take out the scale and they're like, all

52:43

right, you get one. Oh, that's too much. That's

52:45

a little bit too much. We're going to put

52:47

that one back. Dude, if she pulled some meat

52:50

off my sandwich and put it back in there,

52:52

I just leave. Dude,

52:54

I had a perfect one sliver of turkey meat.

52:59

It's so common. It just feels like

53:02

for the collective we need some for everybody else. I

53:05

got chilies to go, right? Back when chilies

53:07

today was kind of a new thing and

53:09

I ordered bottomless chips. Bottomless

53:12

chips are my reason for going to chili. That's the

53:14

thing. I actually like their salsa and the chips are

53:16

warm, both of them, top notch. So

53:19

when I'm there, I usually need a

53:21

couple extra sauces. Like, their

53:24

sauces are fucking like, you know that when

53:26

you get ketchup at Wendy's, it's that size

53:28

salsa roughly. Not nearly enough

53:30

for bottomless fucking chips. I bring my own

53:32

bowl. Right? So they give me this bag

53:34

of chips large enough to store two human

53:37

heads and then basically a single serving of

53:39

salsa. So I asked for extra salsa because

53:41

if I'm there, it's bottomless salsa. I need

53:43

some extra sauces to take home with me.

53:47

And then she billed me for it. And it was like, fuck,

53:51

you worked here, right? You're not the owner. We

53:53

have you on the same team. You should be

53:55

hooked. Oh, do you want extra salsa? You go

53:57

Woody fucking bang and you could have gotten you

53:59

one of those. You know what happened I

54:01

do that the fucking tip rolls in you know

54:03

what happens when you charge me for salsa That

54:06

was your tip, but okay. All right.

54:08

I would have said that I'd be like oh the

54:10

extra sauce was three dollars, huh? Yeah,

54:13

your tip was gonna be ten dollars And

54:16

now it's none David

54:20

now I got a stop at the store for

54:22

salsa. Oh, you've given me an alley think that

54:24

math works I

54:27

like this idea So

54:30

what are you guys like when you go when you guys go out to

54:32

eat? What are you

54:34

tipping people like is it is

54:37

it dependent on service or is

54:39

like is? Like

54:42

it's usually what I do if

54:44

they do a great job. I'll do more than that and I

54:48

actually like they'd have to at this point in time

54:50

They'd have to do a real shitty job to get

54:52

less than 20 like a noticeably bad like we've

54:55

been here for 40 minutes in My foods like

54:57

they haven't been back to the table I'm

54:59

not as generous as Taylor perhaps because I don't

55:01

he some people have this thing where they're like

55:03

Oh, the bare minimum is 10% Kyle

55:06

if they spit in your mouth. It's 10% Run

55:20

out of here and cause a scene you're

55:23

calm if You know

55:25

what I mean So like there is

55:27

a zero tipping level of service and

55:29

it's not that hard to get below that bar

55:31

where you just don't fucking Get a tip if

55:34

you're not doing your job like it's

55:36

like that. Mr. I'm not so

55:38

far as like that Mr. Pink speech from

55:40

Reservoir dogs with the little Violin

55:43

or whatever. It's not like that But

55:46

it's like she's only filled up my coffee cup three times.

55:48

It should have been sick. Yeah I'll

55:50

say that I was in a restaurant and if I

55:52

was a restaurant and this had been sitting here this

55:54

long and my ice Had melted that's like come on.

55:56

What are we doing? What are we doing? Like

56:00

it's a busy restaurant. You're just like what is

56:02

she hanging out back there taking a nap? No,

56:05

she's walking the floor constantly and yet my ice

56:07

is melted. My glass is only one-third full Clearly

56:10

I want some more cuz it's gotten kind of watery now. Where

56:12

the fuck is she she just lost it I

56:15

don't think I'm tipping her. I don't think I'm tipping this What

56:20

do you think a tip is what for you? I

56:22

think a tip is like you're letting

56:24

everyone know that like oh it's implied that

56:27

you get tips because that's the social Construct

56:29

or we've all we're all pay into this

56:31

big wheel of the economy or something to

56:33

me The tip is that extra little bit

56:35

you get when you do a very

56:38

good job It is a it is on

56:40

top of whatever you get paid. I'm giving you

56:42

extra because oh my goodness really you

56:44

are friendly And

56:47

I'll tip I'll tip that extra service really well

56:49

20 30% whatever Because

56:53

you were just talking about how well they yeah, they

56:56

make a little bit of a wish yeah Yeah, they

56:58

make they're working for two these girls make shit Money

57:02

I think I don't know well, they don't

57:05

really work. They don't tips. They don't get it Well,

57:07

I bet I don't know I'm keeping you from not

57:09

from tip of them I bet you could fucking

57:13

add a tip on that fucking iPad What

57:22

I normally do and I have to

57:24

notice Stand out bad

57:26

service or I just choose the right most tip typically

57:28

I don't go fuck what it is 25 30% I

57:32

just choose the one on the right and I tip

57:34

that that's my standard thing if she really sucks Then

57:37

I might either go left or right in my

57:39

own, but that's pretty rare But

57:41

what does frustrate me is how everything

57:44

has become a typical service now every

57:46

delivery guy? And that includes like I

57:48

don't know like grocery deliveries and shit

57:50

like that. They put their palm out

57:53

And then like if you're at the counter

57:55

and they hand you like a coffee at the counter

57:57

It's like how much do you get a tip for that?

57:59

I? I'm standing at the counter

58:01

getting my own food. This used not to be

58:03

a typical service. Yes. Yeah now that how about

58:05

worthy How about this? I want to

58:07

use your barometer in my in one of my

58:10

instances of giving a zero dollar tip I remember

58:12

specifically, okay totaled me

58:14

in a day total check came to like

58:18

$145 or something like that. I know it's under 150. Yeah, it's okay

58:23

we better be nice place and

58:25

the Service

58:28

was okay, but the she

58:30

didn't refill our drinks and she brought the

58:33

wrong appetizer and It

58:35

was cold when it finally got out to us

58:37

and also it came so late that our entrees

58:39

came right after it And now the place it

58:42

was one of those places with small tables and there wasn't enough

58:44

room for everything And while she

58:46

was moving everything she knocked off a

58:48

candle and the wax splattered It was

58:50

a real candle and they made a

58:52

very big to-do about getting that wax up And

58:54

I just wanted to eat my dinner because the

58:56

appetizer was already cold Oh, and did

58:58

I mention that she smelled like poo-poo? Oh,

59:02

yeah, she smelled like feces so strong That

59:06

once we finally had her manager alone

59:08

I said ma'am Would you smell our

59:10

waitress get a good whiff of her

59:12

please and then come back so that

59:14

we can discuss further and she came

59:16

back And said I am so sorry

59:25

If she had shot herself or if you've

59:27

been shot upon what it smelled

59:29

like to me honestly was dog shit It

59:32

smelled like she had stepped in a

59:34

big old pile of dog shit and

59:36

she'd gone Oh, no, it only

59:38

got on my right foot. Hey, no Got

59:44

it and like Anointed

59:46

herself with it like it was like

59:48

weird like it was fucking lint like

59:51

it was ass Wednesday What's

59:55

Lynn did they put any shit on themselves on Lynn?

59:59

Lent is when it's like I'm not gonna fucking eat

1:00:01

candy for a month. Yeah, I'm a kid when I

1:00:03

give up stepping in dog shit. Yeah Yeah,

1:00:07

and that's the same religion right I see Biden

1:00:09

with that shit on his head No, what the

1:00:11

fuck man? I never know if

1:00:13

he's if it's Ash Wednesday or if he's dirty But

1:00:21

but no that waitress actually smelled

1:00:23

like poo-poo and I didn't hit her I

1:00:27

Could see not tipping her to yeah,

1:00:29

you know what the poo thing I'm

1:00:31

actually more forgiving of than the other

1:00:33

snow the the appetizer that's late and

1:00:35

cold really ruins my meal and Also

1:00:39

the wax thing I Maybe

1:00:42

I am an asshole. I don't know but it's like

1:00:44

I would prefer you dealt with that wax after we

1:00:46

left You know what? I do like

1:00:48

my date and you're gonna fucking do minor

1:00:50

league construction next to the table Yeah That

1:00:53

I'm actually about to go to that that restaurant I mentioned

1:00:55

to you the other day if you

1:00:57

go on your travels to Savannah the old pink

1:00:59

house I'm going a little

1:01:01

trip down to Savannah soon And

1:01:04

and I plan to go there. I love

1:01:06

that place. I love that place every

1:01:08

time No, they

1:01:10

do like It's

1:01:14

okay they do southern food well, I

1:01:16

guess I'll say like it's I think it was

1:01:19

I found it on food network Like

1:01:21

whenever I'm traveling to a city I do a little research

1:01:23

about like where to eat and I usually pick somewhere strange

1:01:26

like remember when we went to Colorado and we ate at

1:01:28

that place that had all the exotic meats and had all

1:01:30

the animal head. Yeah I like it like that. Yeah, that

1:01:32

was crazy But

1:01:34

but the old pink house is like southern

1:01:37

food done In

1:01:39

a very fanciful way. It's really good. You gotta

1:01:41

get this. You're gonna get these fried green tomatoes,

1:01:43

right? That's the best thing that's the bet with

1:01:46

the remoulade sauce. They have two different Anyway,

1:01:49

anyway, yeah, those are fucking great

1:01:53

Great restaurant I go there every time I go anywhere

1:01:56

near that part of the state. I'm looking forward

1:01:58

to it So

1:02:00

and I'll tip her well, I'm sure because the service

1:02:02

there will be excellent and nobody will smell like shit

1:02:05

so I don't I don't think of tipping as like

1:02:07

as something

1:02:09

that you get because you did a

1:02:11

good job because You

1:02:13

know if I travel to another country

1:02:16

where they don't have tipping the service

1:02:18

generally is much worse than what you

1:02:20

get in America, so I've

1:02:23

noticed that it's because there's you know,

1:02:26

we have that incentive structure overall and

1:02:29

It makes things much more pleasant like people

1:02:31

are more attentive. They're nicer, you know people

1:02:33

in Europe and UK They say oh, it's

1:02:35

like a fake niceness. I don't care. They're

1:02:38

lovely to deal with Yeah,

1:02:40

like it's a fake promptness. It's a fake.

1:02:42

Yeah filling your drink on time. Yeah,

1:02:44

I get you guy at the airport Yeah,

1:02:48

no, I always just bring carry-ons. No, no, I

1:02:50

actually know yeah. Yeah. Yes. I do. Yeah, I

1:02:52

do Yeah, yeah, I worked with a guy. I

1:02:55

worked with a guy selling cars and previously This

1:02:57

is like a I don't

1:03:00

know you could tell he was he had

1:03:02

the smell of money about him I think if I

1:03:04

if it was an I was writing a novel I

1:03:06

would describe describe mr. Straight hand as you

1:03:08

had the smell of money About it at all

1:03:10

times. He was like this. He was

1:03:13

this black fellow when he was talking about I

1:03:15

used to work a death 25

1:03:17

years we're tired now. I had a $500 a day man. He made $500

1:03:19

a day in tips Like

1:03:23

handling people's baggage and it's like what

1:03:26

is it about you that in this? 60-second

1:03:29

interaction of handling a bag that you're

1:03:31

the guy who's good at it, but

1:03:33

he was just so friendly and like yes Like

1:03:36

when I was cares man, he's a great guy. I was a $200 a

1:03:38

day man on tips, which was like 15

1:03:45

times what other people were getting

1:03:47

yeah, my secret was rudeness I

1:03:50

would what I did is I

1:03:52

rented out beach chairs and umbrellas and You

1:03:55

haul them down to where they want to go you

1:03:57

lay out the chairs. I brush the sand off right

1:03:59

make little show of it. I had a little,

1:04:01

you know, whisk broom that was only six inches long,

1:04:03

and I would brush their thing and make it extra

1:04:06

dice. And planting the

1:04:08

umbrella is it. It's

1:04:10

a physical task, you take the stick and you sort

1:04:12

of work it into the sand and then you plant

1:04:15

the umbrella and it's got to be like two feet

1:04:17

deep, there's a line on it to

1:04:19

keep them safe because winds could change or

1:04:21

whatever. And half

1:04:24

the time, maybe less just the

1:04:26

show would inspire them to tip break

1:04:28

because I'm like sort of going above

1:04:30

and beyond and making it 30. If

1:04:34

that didn't work, I would just stay.

1:04:36

I would

1:04:39

just stay around. Yeah, I would just stand there

1:04:41

until I feel like a prostitute. They pay you.

1:04:43

I would whisper. Yeah. We

1:04:47

normally tip for this. And

1:04:51

maybe one in 30 would be

1:04:53

like that is so rude. I was gonna tip

1:04:55

you. But now I'm not. First of all, that's

1:04:57

always a lie. Second, I'm okay with getting shot

1:05:00

down one in 30 of a $200 a day

1:05:02

man. I

1:05:06

love that. I love that. I think

1:05:09

I understand that rudeness. I can

1:05:11

remember somebody wasting my time and

1:05:13

telling them that they had wasted my time. I

1:05:16

was like, I was like, I'm trying to go live

1:05:18

in here. Like, we just had two hours looking

1:05:21

at three different cars that I caught on when

1:05:23

the third car was an F 150 that

1:05:26

we're looking at cars. I'm

1:05:29

working here. I'm working here.

1:05:31

And he's like, he's here.

1:05:34

He's awfully rude to me. Like, go tell my

1:05:36

manager. Tell him, Andrew, that you're here to

1:05:38

tour the inventory. I'm here. He'll be very

1:05:40

polite and apologize. But he ain't gonna do

1:05:42

shit to me. Like, well,

1:05:45

I was on a cruise, like, about

1:05:48

a month or two ago. And we got

1:05:51

our bags, you know, at the curbside,

1:05:54

whatever check in. So our bags

1:05:56

went up to the room and the guy that took

1:05:58

the bags, he was like, I'm

1:06:01

not going to see you on the boat. So if you want

1:06:03

to give me a tip, I'm right here. And I was like,

1:06:06

I'm the only person here. You're talking to me.

1:06:08

Okay. I felt so put on the

1:06:13

spot. You got change. I

1:06:20

never carried on like, I'm

1:06:23

into the sea. What

1:06:25

do you have a 20? Yeah,

1:06:30

but that was that was really weird. Like I

1:06:32

ended up giving him like a 20 or something

1:06:36

on cash app, because I didn't have any cash. So

1:06:38

I was like, hey, do you have it? So then

1:06:40

you got to do the whole like, all right, well,

1:06:42

do you have your QR code? I got to scan

1:06:44

that and then sitting there for you know, for

1:06:46

five minutes. And I'm like, I don't know, like,

1:06:48

I don't know this man. And he's just like

1:06:50

scowling at me. Like, did I do something wrong?

1:06:53

I'm sorry. I didn't. Yeah,

1:06:56

exactly. Man, that's that is. I mean,

1:07:00

I can see why you do that if that's

1:07:02

your job. But that would be off putting to

1:07:04

me and I generally don't have a problem tipping

1:07:06

at places as long as I have as long

1:07:08

as as long as food is coming to me.

1:07:11

If I'm picking up food somewhere, like

1:07:13

or if something's being delivered to me, or food

1:07:15

is being served to me at a restaurant, then

1:07:17

I'm gonna tip if I'm going somewhere

1:07:19

and like picking up food, then

1:07:21

I'm not I don't see a reason. Like, but other

1:07:23

than that, like I do,

1:07:26

like I see it kind of like the social contract

1:07:28

thing of like, all right, like, you know, you did

1:07:30

a fine job, you're 20%. Yeah,

1:07:33

I think sometimes, you know, even if

1:07:36

somebody is has, you

1:07:38

know, gives you shitty service, you never know

1:07:40

what they're going through that day. And if not like, you

1:07:42

know, you have to pay for it. But

1:07:44

you know, a tip could be like,

1:07:47

hey, I see

1:07:49

you're probably going through something, you know,

1:07:51

here's, you know, here's some peace

1:07:53

of mind or whatever. Like if

1:07:55

I see, I remember having, you

1:07:57

know, an interaction with a

1:07:59

pregnant woman at an IHOP and then I ended up giving

1:08:01

her, I don't know, a $50 or $100 tip

1:08:04

or something and then she like, she runs out

1:08:06

and then she gets, she's like, Oh my God,

1:08:08

thank you so much. But like I try to

1:08:10

avoid those interactions because I hate

1:08:12

that. So every time I, you know, if I tip well,

1:08:14

I just like, I try to just run as fast as

1:08:17

I can. You know, not

1:08:19

physically, but just like, uh, You don't want

1:08:21

to move like a foray into those YouTube

1:08:23

videos where you're like, I'm about to blow

1:08:25

this homeless person's mind. No, I hate that.

1:08:27

I hate that. Oh, really? You

1:08:29

were like, whole pickup truck full of rolled quarters

1:08:31

that I'm going to throw at the home. I'm

1:08:34

just going to throw them over there. Got

1:08:38

a T-shirt and then full of pennies. Yeah.

1:08:42

No, no. From

1:08:45

an exact of generosity, marbles. These

1:08:50

are rare. These are my lucky ones. My

1:08:53

POG collections. So,

1:08:57

um, one, one thing that people can do

1:08:59

and I think that I do sometimes,

1:09:02

um, actually, I, like every time I go to

1:09:04

a drive through or like Starbucks

1:09:06

is pretty good about this. So

1:09:08

you can pay for everybody behind you. Like they'll

1:09:10

just let you do that. And it's usually not

1:09:12

a lot of money. It's like 10 or

1:09:15

15 bucks. It's not, it's not that big of a

1:09:17

deal, but, uh, you know, it

1:09:19

makes somebody's day and whatnot. But

1:09:22

like I said, I said that on Twitter.

1:09:24

I said, you know, Hey, you could pay

1:09:26

for somebody behind you. Uh,

1:09:28

and it'll make their day probably not going

1:09:30

to cost you a lot of money. And

1:09:32

the amount of like incredibly cheap and like

1:09:34

cynical people came out. Well,

1:09:37

I wouldn't want to be the guy because then I have to pay

1:09:39

for the guy behind me. And then, you know, I don't know if

1:09:41

they're ordering $40 worth of, I'm like, relax. If you don't want to

1:09:44

do it, don't do it. Like relax, man. The

1:09:48

socially inept people, their biggest concern is that

1:09:50

it might be awkward for them. If

1:09:52

they're put in, like, Oh, well

1:09:55

then people might, I might be actually

1:09:57

weighed and measured and people would see what

1:09:59

I'm. Actually about I don't want that.

1:10:02

Yeah. No, no, that's that's that's Your

1:10:05

piece of shit your piece of shit like like even

1:10:08

you're eating that That's what it is that I don't

1:10:10

want to be put on the spot so you'll see

1:10:12

that I'm cheap No, well that guy

1:10:14

in the stinky McLaren in front of me is ruining

1:10:16

my day They

1:10:19

don't have to like I I

1:10:21

feel like you guys are like oh people who don't want to engage

1:10:25

in this unfair payment scheme

1:10:27

are You

1:10:29

know our jerks or something and I like It's

1:10:32

possible that I have a whole family or something

1:10:35

and I'm getting the good end of the deal,

1:10:37

but it's possible I'm not can't we just do

1:10:39

it fair where everyone pays for what they get

1:10:41

why that's like Freddy's saying like it's a nice

1:10:44

Sentiment, but like let's see he's paying for

1:10:46

me and then I pull up and

1:10:49

I look behind me and there's a passenger van I

1:10:56

Know I'm not gonna pay for the entire third-grade classes

1:10:59

apple juices Yeah, I'm just gonna pay I appreciate the

1:11:01

guy in front of me that was nice and then

1:11:03

you go about your day Yeah, and that's

1:11:05

fine. That's that's like nobody's expecting that of you, but

1:11:07

like never happy to me, but I don't know Starbucks

1:11:09

much The yeah, I've never

1:11:11

seen it either comes when when people especially

1:11:13

on on Twitter or X now You

1:11:16

know they they go to great lengths to tell

1:11:18

you exactly how cheap they are You know, I

1:11:20

would never do that. I would never do something

1:11:22

for someone out of the kindness Oh my it

1:11:24

might be a key and peel bit but like

1:11:27

that guy the guy does that he's like hey

1:11:29

I want to pay for the people

1:11:31

behind me and like that's

1:11:33

so cool Hopefully they they pass it

1:11:35

on and he's like yeah, hopefully and

1:11:37

then you meet speeds out Yeah,

1:11:51

have you have you yeah,

1:11:53

go ahead no, no I

1:11:55

was saying that's a ridiculous

1:11:57

thing for people to get

1:12:00

pissed at you on Twitter about. Yeah,

1:12:02

but I mean, it's Twitter. They're seeing about everything.

1:12:04

Have you guys been on any, um, I don't

1:12:06

know if we talked about this in any of

1:12:08

the last times I was on, uh, you guys

1:12:10

been on any cruises? I've

1:12:12

been on cruises. I've been on one before, but not

1:12:14

in years. I'm a Disney

1:12:16

cruise platinum card member. Like I

1:12:18

have a special, like, yeah, you

1:12:21

have a, um, Mickey with the

1:12:23

ears. There's

1:12:25

a mid, it's not a medallion. It's, it's

1:12:27

like a security badge. You'd wear it a

1:12:29

corporate office or something. And there's

1:12:31

different colors based on how many different color

1:12:33

are you black on the

1:12:35

high one. That's the top one. Over

1:12:38

at Disney core, black is the highest level. Now

1:12:42

let's just do what I don't know about. And,

1:12:44

uh, I don't know what the law, I forgot. Oh,

1:12:49

a white card member. You're not allowed in

1:12:52

the water park with the black card. You're

1:12:55

eligible for like a tour from the

1:12:58

captain and stuff like that. Yeah.

1:13:00

What's the captain look like? Like describe

1:13:02

the captain of a cruise line. Isn't

1:13:04

full. Like his CEO, he's full dressed

1:13:06

in like Navy looking officer type gear.

1:13:09

And, uh, yeah, he's got the hat on and,

1:13:11

um, uh, he's just

1:13:13

like fit sort of like, like a

1:13:15

successful man is what they seem bothered.

1:13:18

If you offered, he's in a, hey, show

1:13:21

mode. Oh, okay. Oh, so he's up for

1:13:23

pictures. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's

1:13:25

giving tourists a tour of parts of the ship.

1:13:27

Most people can't go to. Right. So you think

1:13:29

the captain would let me wear the hat for

1:13:31

a minute in the picture? Absolutely. Well,

1:13:34

I know the only objection I think would be

1:13:36

like disease or something. Like if you

1:13:38

get a light vibe about, you know, the

1:13:42

rule of the sea is for those few moments, you are

1:13:44

the captain. Read

1:13:47

my mind. In that moment, I was in

1:13:50

the brig. All right,

1:13:52

man, and

1:13:54

like 30 guys would just come out and like, yeah. I

1:14:00

could have been wearing the hat. We

1:14:02

have to watch it. We're having

1:14:04

speed carnival. Goofy,

1:14:07

Mickey. Throw them all in the seat.

1:14:09

Are those our code names? Yeah.

1:14:14

Oh, it's the actual... Okay. So

1:14:18

I went on this cruise two months ago, and every

1:14:20

cruise that I've been on before then, I just

1:14:22

did a regular balcony room. Something

1:14:24

kind of nice. But I decided

1:14:26

to do this insane

1:14:29

two-story suite. Because I

1:14:31

was like, I've never been on this. I want to know what it's

1:14:33

about. And it

1:14:35

is the most... I have ruined myself to the point where

1:14:37

if I ever cruise again, I have to do this again.

1:14:39

It is the most ball-and-out-of-control

1:14:42

thing I've ever experienced in

1:14:44

my life. So, you'll

1:14:48

know this. Whenever you get on a cruise, whenever you're heading

1:14:50

into the boat, the first thing you

1:14:53

do is after you get all your bags into

1:14:55

your room, you have to wait for what's called

1:14:57

a muster station drill. So they tell you where

1:14:59

to go in case the ship goes down. You

1:15:01

have to go down the stairs, and they have

1:15:03

to count everybody. And they go, all right, well,

1:15:06

this is what it's going to sound like if

1:15:08

you have an abandoned ship alarm, and then you

1:15:10

do that for ten minutes and go back to

1:15:12

your room. Lifeboat training. Yeah, lifeboat training. Just so you know,

1:15:14

just so the Titanic

1:15:16

doesn't happen again. Now,

1:15:18

what we did is, since

1:15:20

we had the suite, so me and my

1:15:23

girlfriend, we get there, and

1:15:25

it is like an hour

1:15:27

before the boat departs. So I'm like, holy

1:15:29

crap, like, are we, is this the wrong

1:15:31

time? But apparently, we get in there,

1:15:35

somebody, you know, in the, like, while

1:15:37

we're still at the dock,

1:15:40

somebody goes, just sit down, you know, give us

1:15:42

your passports, we'll check you in, would you like

1:15:44

something to drink, something to eat? Like, we're sitting

1:15:46

down, they check us in, and then

1:15:49

they go, okay, well here is, you know, this

1:15:51

guy, he's your escort, he'll be escorting you onto

1:15:53

the ship. So he gives you

1:15:55

a guided tour of the entire ship. He

1:15:58

goes and says, how's your day? You know,

1:16:00

what do you do for a living that that sort of thing

1:16:02

just you know make small talk and then we're going around the

1:16:04

Ship he shows us all the restaurants. This is what your you

1:16:06

know, you can you can go here here here and then

1:16:09

I go Hey, when's the the muster station drill? He

1:16:11

goes you've already done it and

1:16:13

I go what like yeah You like this

1:16:15

is this is it so you just he tells

1:16:18

us where to go. He goes. You just

1:16:20

go down there You're in your room. That's it

1:16:22

and I'm like, holy shit That they're like

1:16:24

that blew my mind that you just like just

1:16:26

right off the bat you save yourself like

1:16:28

an hour Yeah, and then and

1:16:30

it's it's nuts so we get into the

1:16:32

room and the room is like

1:16:35

if anybody hasn't gone cruising like a

1:16:37

regular balcony room is Probably

1:16:40

like 150 to 200 square

1:16:42

feet. It's just a long

1:16:44

rectangle. You have a bed You might have like

1:16:46

a little couch that you know converts into something

1:16:48

and you have like a slide door and you

1:16:50

have a small balcony It's nice, but you know,

1:16:52

it's a little bit cramped. That's yeah, exactly. So

1:16:55

that's usually what you have now on

1:16:57

the two-story long It

1:16:59

does you don't have a lot of room but on a

1:17:01

boat it's it's okay and there are thousands of this kind

1:17:03

of room So on the suite

1:17:05

it was it was a little bit different

1:17:08

Well, I think this is the that's the Royal

1:17:10

Caribbean one. That's a family one. That's uh, so

1:17:12

the one I had was all over the news

1:17:15

Yes Yeah, well the one I

1:17:17

had was on the celebrity beyond and it

1:17:19

was called the edge Villa and

1:17:21

so we get there There's a there's two ways of accessing

1:17:23

it You can do it on the top floor or the

1:17:25

or the bottom floor we get in on the bottom floor

1:17:28

There's immediately a you know, there's

1:17:30

a living room and a dining room You

1:17:33

have two fridges what

1:17:35

and and they stock it with everything you want.

1:17:38

They have two bottles of whatever you want They

1:17:40

bring you a cake, you know just to say

1:17:42

hey, thanks for you know coming on board I'm

1:17:45

talking here Whatever you

1:17:47

want. So that's one of the

1:17:49

lower sweets right there.

1:17:51

You know, yeah mine was

1:17:53

better Yeah, this is this is the one one-story suite

1:17:56

So this closet So

1:18:00

so then you know you have monogrammed

1:18:02

pajamas That they give you

1:18:05

they get they get my girlfriend jewelry, and they said like

1:18:07

every day You're here. We'll give you a little you know

1:18:09

gold trinket or whatever you have

1:18:11

a full bathroom on the on the Bottom

1:18:13

floor full bathroom on the top floor with a

1:18:15

bath and a separate shower You

1:18:18

have you go outside to a like

1:18:21

a double decker Balcony,

1:18:23

and then you have a hot tub for you.

1:18:25

That's it. That's exactly it. So that's

1:18:27

your living room That's a you go outside

1:18:30

and then you have your arm and spring

1:18:32

it back memories So your hot

1:18:34

tub you have waves you have bubbles you have

1:18:36

temperature control Everything has Florida ceiling

1:18:38

windows they control with your phone or

1:18:40

like the little little keypad you have

1:18:43

a yeah And that's the that's the

1:18:45

top floor so you go upstairs, and

1:18:47

that is your bed You

1:18:49

can you know the TV comes out of the

1:18:51

ceiling? And the bed

1:18:53

has some you know 30,000 you

1:18:56

know thread count Egyptian cotton see that's an

1:18:58

adult bed Dude

1:19:02

that's a cost yeah my crew cost

1:19:05

I want to know so So

1:19:07

I think for 11 days. I paid like 36 grand

1:19:10

something like that. Oh boy So it's

1:19:13

again I don't so I don't spend any

1:19:15

money on anything other than cars and like

1:19:17

travel so that's my only thing

1:19:20

I don't have any jewelry or anything. I don't have

1:19:22

I don't have a watch collection That's

1:19:25

the only thing I spend money on and I'm like I'm

1:19:27

gonna splurge Just this once and now I

1:19:29

have to do it. You know like every yeah now you're

1:19:31

in you can't I

1:19:33

can fly you effort dude. We were

1:19:35

the opposite We were like cattle shoulder

1:19:37

to shoulder doing the life boat drills

1:19:39

I have this tiny room and when

1:19:41

you're on the Disney ship It's like

1:19:43

sort of kid-friendly and our kids are

1:19:45

making friends with other kids because the

1:19:47

ship arranges all these social things

1:19:49

cool So their

1:19:52

families had rooms like yours, and

1:19:54

I am just like fuck Like

1:19:57

I thought I was doing okay. Just being on this ship

1:20:00

Yeah, like like this

1:20:03

boat is gonna go from Florida to

1:20:05

fucking Spain Yeah, I thought it

1:20:07

was a pretty cool trip. I was when I went on a

1:20:09

cruise I was in a section. I don't know if I had

1:20:11

a spot on a life raft Hug

1:20:16

my loved one and like broke their hair

1:20:18

as the water Oh You're

1:20:25

near my god Another

1:20:38

thing that they that they give you on this on

1:20:40

this crazy cruise is like So

1:20:42

you have a 24-hour butler like

1:20:44

you got you have a person that will do

1:20:47

everything like your reservations all that stuff And then

1:20:49

you have priority for literally everything. So are there

1:20:51

problems on those boats? Um, No,

1:20:54

I mean They don't

1:20:56

have a time but people sure they do. There's

1:20:58

just you know, not me open. I'm

1:21:01

yet probably But

1:21:03

but yeah, I mean it was it was

1:21:05

confirmation on that Zach Zach about the doors

1:21:10

Maybe on the corner, maybe a carnival carnival.

1:21:12

Yes, whatever cruise line it takes that I

1:21:14

don't care My

1:21:16

type are there prost and then proceeded

1:21:19

to misspell the word and

1:21:21

Google auto completed on cruise

1:21:23

ships It

1:21:26

knows it's listening to you right now,

1:21:28

it's that same what's was

1:21:30

it Google or what was the

1:21:32

assistant program that When you asked

1:21:34

it for a picture of 17th

1:21:36

century English Royalty watermelon. Yeah, it's

1:21:38

a good thing. My goodness What

1:21:41

this clown world we're in that's why let me

1:21:43

just tell you my new favorite show

1:21:45

in the world in the world The

1:21:48

greatest is Shogun Shogun is so

1:21:50

fucking good because they cannot put a

1:21:52

drop of Wokeness

1:21:54

or modern-day nonsense into a

1:21:56

1600s Japanese setting There's

1:22:01

nothing they can do. There's nothing like

1:22:03

a pink haired character takes you out of it Yes,

1:22:07

yes like the entire cast is black.

1:22:09

Yeah, the first episode It's

1:22:14

first it's excellent so this is my new favorite

1:22:16

show in the fucking world there's two episodes of

1:22:18

it out already it's on Hulu

1:22:23

and it's 1600 Japan

1:22:26

and it's a big game of Thrones like in

1:22:28

that like basically the Head

1:22:31

of the head ruler of Japan has

1:22:33

died and now there's four warlords kind

1:22:35

of contending for power And

1:22:37

one of them is clearly like our guy and

1:22:40

the everybody else is kind of evil. It's

1:22:42

historical. It's a I Don't

1:22:45

know the history well enough to know how close they're

1:22:48

keeping it how historically accurate they're

1:22:50

keeping it But it is a historical

1:22:52

person. It's historical things but

1:22:55

part of the fun is that I guess

1:22:58

The Portuguese had discovered Japan

1:23:00

and the Catholic Church Knew about

1:23:02

Japan and they kept it like a

1:23:05

fucking top secret secret

1:23:08

Not just from from all of

1:23:10

Europe from the world basically,

1:23:13

and they they were they

1:23:15

were the only ones doing business with the Japanese

1:23:18

and so right away in episode one an Englishman

1:23:22

And his ship just barely makes it

1:23:24

to Japan and they of course they

1:23:26

immediately imprisoned them And I

1:23:29

don't want to spoil too much of the plot,

1:23:31

but it was so fucking gruesome They boil the

1:23:33

man alive at one point they

1:23:35

boil the man alive in a giant

1:23:37

cauldron And it was

1:23:39

fucking horrific So

1:23:42

I've there's titties. There's gore There's

1:23:45

like like feudal power

1:23:48

struggles with like black powder weaponry and fucking

1:23:50

samurai swords I saw at least two people

1:23:53

get decapitated like ninja style sick And

1:23:56

everybody's got those cool accents, and there's

1:23:58

it's great acting Love it

1:24:00

show good can't recommend it enough. It's

1:24:02

like Game of Thrones, but set in Japan. Yes

1:24:05

Wait, is it in english or is

1:24:07

it subtitled japanese? Depends who's speaking Okay,

1:24:10

I uh have been in japanese. Have

1:24:12

you heard of constellation for talking tv

1:24:14

shows? No talk to me Constellation

1:24:17

is the number one show on apple

1:24:19

tv currently And it

1:24:21

is a sci-fi mystery. I am

1:24:23

only one episode deep and

1:24:25

it's a mystery So I don't fully understand everything

1:24:27

like the timeline doesn't work you

1:24:29

know, there's She's supposed to

1:24:32

come home in 80 days yet. She is home

1:24:34

and then like things are aging but her and

1:24:36

her kid or not I'm a

1:24:38

little mixed up on what's happening, but there's some

1:24:40

sort of Physics or extraterrestrial thing.

1:24:42

I got it happened and damaged the

1:24:44

ship. Have you seen it? So you

1:24:46

don't um No, but

1:24:48

I saw like a tiny trailer And and

1:24:50

like I got the I got the gist

1:24:53

of it. So the the head actress in

1:24:55

this is amazing She's been so many things.

1:24:58

I I space out on her name every time. It's

1:25:00

something funky But i'll just read i'll

1:25:02

quickly read the like cover sheet constellation

1:25:05

stars Uh new new me

1:25:07

rap rap. I don't know Yeah

1:25:09

As joe an astronaut who returns to earth

1:25:11

after a disaster in space only discovered that

1:25:13

key pieces of her life seem to be

1:25:15

missing The action pack space adventure is an

1:25:17

exploration of the dark edges of human psychology

1:25:20

And one woman's desperate quest to expose the

1:25:22

truth about her history Our hidden history

1:25:24

of space travel and recover all that she's lost

1:25:26

what it seemed like to me Just watching that

1:25:29

quick trailer was that whatever she did

1:25:31

in space or whatever they were doing up

1:25:33

there She's come back in like a different

1:25:35

reality like a different Hmm, it's

1:25:37

it's very like like a parallel universe

1:25:39

sort of thing like where it's almost

1:25:41

her Her planet, but it's

1:25:44

like I don't know the

1:25:46

bear we didn't have bernstein bears here, you know,

1:25:48

it's like And like she's like talking to

1:25:50

her own daughter and she's like You

1:25:52

don't seem like my daughter and she's like you're

1:25:54

not my mother. It's like this fucking oh shit

1:25:56

All right, that's really This

1:25:58

is less of a spoiler because. That happened

1:26:00

in the first half of the first

1:26:02

episode, but she's in space, is doing

1:26:05

some sort a mission, and an old

1:26:07

cosmonaut body slams into the space station.

1:26:10

Is. Still end up like you know,

1:26:12

that helmet in their arms jumpsuit type

1:26:14

thing and that causes massive damage to

1:26:17

the space station which makes them evacuee

1:26:19

and then when she gets home things

1:26:21

aren't quite right. and then. That's.

1:26:24

As much as I figured out so

1:26:26

far. but the production quality is parallel

1:26:28

to for all mankind. And.

1:26:30

It's I fi which I think the world doesn't

1:26:32

have enough saif I content in this is some

1:26:34

so let's see what's up. A you might like

1:26:37

that A Do you think that you know I'm.

1:26:40

People. Are searching you know,

1:26:42

seeking out stuff that makes them more

1:26:45

and more uncomfortable like if you look

1:26:47

at ah I am a Game of

1:26:49

Thrones or something and then ilk. Sake!

1:26:52

You see stuff that has some extreme

1:26:54

amount of gore like something that's hundred

1:26:56

twenty years ago would not have been

1:26:58

a thanks but now you have like

1:27:00

of these these films to do as

1:27:02

a twenty four they just make these

1:27:04

insane like body horror movies and people

1:27:06

aren't loving it like what what would

1:27:08

you think it is about that that

1:27:10

like really gets people as a always

1:27:13

like that. Split

1:27:15

like the have any good examples of

1:27:17

yeah I saw as yeah I Can

1:27:19

Emit Other is a movie I watched

1:27:22

recently with a Midsummer Ah Minute Yeah

1:27:24

and Oreos. Really good. Yes, I'm and

1:27:26

and it's a it's It's fantastic. But

1:27:28

like you know, there's this. There's a

1:27:30

scene. where are you know that. For.

1:27:33

Anybody has seen it's like ah this

1:27:36

Crazy Colts in Na Sweden's like out

1:27:38

in the woods somewhere and they have

1:27:40

seasons for their life So you know

1:27:42

the and season which would be winter.

1:27:45

You ended at seventy two and they

1:27:47

have this. I'm. This. Ritual

1:27:49

where you just get on this. By.

1:27:51

Cliff and just jump off. And there was this.

1:27:54

to all people, they jumped off the cliff, the

1:27:56

woman died instantly but the man was still alive

1:27:58

and that a bludgeon his head. I would

1:28:00

like a hammer arm and then there's another

1:28:02

scene where you know they they do like

1:28:05

a. This. Guy is a is a

1:28:07

bloody eagle like you know what a bloody

1:28:09

glues Yes yes yes was like a medieval

1:28:11

torture thing works. They write your up the

1:28:13

at the other the rip your back open

1:28:15

and then they'd like your your lungs are

1:28:17

like outside of your body and you're still

1:28:19

alive. I guess the idea that I get

1:28:21

your office going to die from like blood

1:28:23

loss and stuff but you're still alive for

1:28:25

their self. You know that that was crazy

1:28:27

so it's. I'm just wondering. You

1:28:30

know I know the eighties. we had some

1:28:32

like shock and gore and stuff but it

1:28:34

was never super mainstream like it is like

1:28:36

it is now like Omar was like was

1:28:38

movies. Right latest Halloween Friday,

1:28:40

the thirteenth of and but it feels

1:28:43

it feels different Like editor Mana Cost.

1:28:46

Yeah. Seventy To seventy. there's a lotta

1:28:48

crazy experimentation when cannibal holocaust came out,

1:28:50

but obviously that's what I'm. And

1:28:53

then you had all of those movies made

1:28:55

by Eli Roth that are just inspired by

1:28:57

bad generational like Hostile and software like hostile.

1:28:59

Like Cabin Fever You know where their skins

1:29:02

light like melting off or whatever I can

1:29:04

her where exactly what's wrong with him? Cabin

1:29:06

Fever. And then he had the

1:29:08

the one where they're in the jungle being

1:29:10

and in there like been eaten by the

1:29:12

channels. he's. I. Don't like that either.

1:29:15

I fit in, but. But. I don't

1:29:17

I thought mid summer. I.

1:29:19

Love the thing about does a really

1:29:21

good movie thing about midsummer that so

1:29:23

like off putting and upsetting to me

1:29:25

is it's all happening in bright sunny

1:29:28

beautiful Sweden. I mean it's just

1:29:30

gorgeous there and they're out of the

1:29:32

get ever turns night tracking just as

1:29:34

time right as fuck. All that yet

1:29:36

or subliminal stuff in the background like

1:29:38

news agency faces in the in the

1:29:40

greenery in the shrubs influence. Now is

1:29:42

he told me last it's goods our

1:29:44

yeah it'll make you feel some type

1:29:46

away a sitter it does. It's not.

1:29:48

it's a really good story I in

1:29:50

a beginning, middle and end it's us

1:29:52

there Some I mean it's It's not

1:29:54

a traditional horror movie but it's it's

1:29:56

off putting herself to like really you

1:29:58

say about. Going to go Earth. The know, like

1:30:00

I. Like. There. Are

1:30:02

shows now where it's just gore for the

1:30:05

sake of it and sure that's always existed,

1:30:07

been like even. Bringing. Up like

1:30:09

kind of that nice market of like cannibal

1:30:11

holocaust and all that like. That.

1:30:13

Wasn't the norm then like a major what

1:30:15

like like a tv show. you know like

1:30:18

if it's out. This is A. So I

1:30:20

got the as Leah little baby What it

1:30:22

is the body there of you show isn't

1:30:24

just broadcast Tv anymore whereas you go back

1:30:27

ten fifteen years to point B shows one

1:30:29

time aired. Even. Table has some

1:30:31

standards but of course and B C A

1:30:33

B C etc they be even higher standards.

1:30:35

Now things to straight to Apple Net Flip

1:30:38

Network said nine songs I watched and nine

1:30:40

song seen recently cause it's been a long

1:30:42

time. You literally see the did go enter

1:30:45

like it is porn and I that I

1:30:47

don't see nine so yeah like broadcast on

1:30:49

television they have what's the government agency that

1:30:51

that in. Fcs easy as the

1:30:54

height of I'd I'd remember act an Eminem

1:30:56

lyrics that to pull that out. For

1:30:58

the elderly, the daily my name's that. Let me

1:31:01

be nice. eleventh. Said

1:31:03

they have to the Fcc and they they have

1:31:05

that a lot of overreach and they can find the

1:31:07

pebble. Sodas, Notice radio for

1:31:09

rest Real broadcast radio. But table

1:31:11

has self imposed rules because they

1:31:14

have advertisers. But if you're advertisers

1:31:16

are cool with a certain like

1:31:18

word or phrase like and we've

1:31:20

we've seen it slowly. a road

1:31:22

like I remember when I think

1:31:24

shit. Was. Allowed at the winner by

1:31:26

decide shit was okay and south or maybe

1:31:28

did an episode where they have yet like.

1:31:31

A hundred times or something like that idea

1:31:33

over and over. I'm. So

1:31:35

there's that live in that slow erosion of it over time.

1:31:37

But. With. Apple Tv with Netflix

1:31:39

with with those people with streamers.

1:31:42

I. Don't think they have any sort

1:31:44

of. Like

1:31:47

stand limit to what they can do. There's

1:31:49

no reason I entered, I just over a

1:31:51

link to Nine Songs. It's a scene from

1:31:53

Nine Songs and when you see it. It.

1:31:56

Is in distinguish what saw him

1:31:58

flying. right? that is this

1:32:00

That is porn. That is just porn. I'm

1:32:03

not a shy virgin here being, oh

1:32:05

my god, can you believe it? I'm

1:32:07

not. Are you just, what the fuck?

1:32:10

Alright, so Ant, do

1:32:12

you know that there was a movie

1:32:14

with Chloe Sevigny,

1:32:17

the chick from American

1:32:19

Psycho, like the secretary or whatever? So

1:32:22

she made this, Sevigny? Yeah, I'm

1:32:24

sorry if I'm weird. But

1:32:27

yeah, so she made this movie. I think

1:32:29

it's called Bad Bunny or the Bad

1:32:31

Bunny or something like that. Brown

1:32:34

Bunny, Brown Bunny. Bad Bunny is the artist. In

1:32:36

the one scene, 300 times. Yeah,

1:32:39

and like, it's such a, oh

1:32:41

my god. So the

1:32:43

main character is the director of

1:32:45

this movie. And the

1:32:47

climax of this movie is he

1:32:49

gets a blowjob, like an actual

1:32:51

on-screen blowjob from this woman, Ellen.

1:32:53

Fucking brilliant. So the

1:32:55

thing I found out, the actress had

1:32:58

dated him prior to the movie. She

1:33:00

was her ex. And

1:33:02

she's like, well, I mean, I guess

1:33:04

I can suck him off. It doesn't even increase my body

1:33:06

count. So she did. I

1:33:09

mean, for all time sake. Like,

1:33:12

it was a full actual blowjob on camera. Just

1:33:14

like the one I gave you, but oral. Like

1:33:16

you can see the dick go in her mouth.

1:33:18

There is no doubt. Do you see the money

1:33:20

shot? Does she spit or something? Yeah,

1:33:22

he comes in her mouth. He comes in her mouth. Yeah,

1:33:25

yeah. It's nuts. So

1:33:28

that guy was just just

1:33:31

finding a get head in his movie.

1:33:33

An artist. I get

1:33:36

why she gave an interview where she

1:33:38

said, I now have total disdain for

1:33:40

directors. We get it, Chloe.

1:33:44

You should. Yeah, Chloe, you know, when

1:33:46

you don't like any of your exes, maybe

1:33:48

the red flag is you. Maybe

1:33:51

you shouldn't give them blowjobs on camera if your

1:33:54

relationship's a little rocky. We had a guest who was

1:33:56

friends with her and he said she was super cool

1:33:58

and her career is going great. So I was like,

1:34:00

Oh, sorry. I brought her up. Did

1:34:05

y'all see the thing where they

1:34:07

used AI to make Hitler speak English? Dude,

1:34:11

I'm convinced now, dude, dude.

1:34:15

All right. It all makes sense. Now we,

1:34:17

we understand that dude's compelling. He doesn't

1:34:19

first of all, and the still speech,

1:34:21

he doesn't say anything about like exterminating

1:34:23

people or like war or anything. He's

1:34:25

just like, I was there for you. Will

1:34:28

you be there for me? I

1:34:30

put for you tirelessly. Dan, right

1:34:32

here doing the work. Are

1:34:37

you going to be listening to it?

1:34:39

Taylor, it's fucking it's captivating. Everyone should

1:34:41

listen to this man. Dude,

1:34:46

it helps me understand because when I

1:34:48

don't know the words, Adolf

1:34:50

just seems like too

1:34:53

enthusiastic, batshit insane, et cetera.

1:34:56

But when they do it in English and this, this

1:34:58

video that Kyle's talking about. It's

1:35:00

Adolf. They use AI to make it

1:35:02

in English, but he brings at

1:35:05

least something very close to the same intensity

1:35:07

and style that he did in,

1:35:09

in German. I pressed him and,

1:35:11

uh, you know, I

1:35:14

try not to bring up politics every three minutes, but

1:35:17

it seemed Trumpy to me. It was all,

1:35:19

you know, like, dude, get

1:35:21

on my team, get behind me. They're

1:35:24

coming after me. I do this for you.

1:35:26

Will you do things for me? And

1:35:28

I was like, this feels Trumpy. Let's see. Put

1:35:30

me in the middle here. Do I send Adolf

1:35:33

or do I defend Donald? Because

1:35:40

Hitler served in world war one. What's up when he's

1:35:42

saying I was there for you and there

1:35:44

for you. Will you be there for, you

1:35:46

know, he's, he's got something that's ground to stand on

1:35:48

unlike Trump. Go on the ground. On

1:35:51

the ground. The aerial disease during that was his

1:35:53

Vietnam. Oh my God. There was a,

1:35:55

there was a real simplest way of going through Manhattan.

1:35:57

Yeah, Avoiding

1:36:00

VD was my Vietnam or something like

1:36:02

that. That's a good line. I

1:36:06

don't know. To me, saying that someone skipped

1:36:09

out on Vietnam has, I'm like,

1:36:11

good, good, great,

1:36:13

good for you. I don't think of

1:36:15

them in any sort of negative way at all.

1:36:17

Honestly, I think of the people who signed up

1:36:19

and were like, let's do it as

1:36:21

some sort of robot. Because in that

1:36:24

time, you had songs like, It Ain't

1:36:26

Me, right? I'm not no millionaire son.

1:36:28

And the lyrics of that are all about

1:36:31

like, Hey, what the fuck are

1:36:33

you doing? They're sending the poor

1:36:35

to go fight this war. They

1:36:37

wouldn't send their kids. They wouldn't go

1:36:40

fight in this war. You're expendable assets.

1:36:42

At least today, the poor self-select their

1:36:44

way into the wars. Exactly. We

1:36:46

made it with college. The army's better

1:36:49

than McDonald's, and those are my only

1:36:51

skills. We tip them well. That's exactly

1:36:53

what happened. Maybe to keep their guns

1:36:55

sometimes, maybe. No. And

1:36:58

then they get great healthcare afterward, right? Yeah.

1:37:00

Sometimes they have homes when they come back. That's

1:37:02

cool. Yeah. They just

1:37:04

end up homeless and we say, no

1:37:07

more help. Sorry. There's a Honduran man

1:37:09

at the border that really needs that hotel room. So we can't

1:37:11

all the girls. You smell

1:37:13

like poop. I'm not going to give you

1:37:15

girls who are too chubby to be strippers.

1:37:17

It's army time, baby. Damn. That's true. There's

1:37:19

a lot of stout gals. And

1:37:23

they make good truck drivers. I'm going to tell

1:37:25

you what. I need what? Do we need a

1:37:27

big bitch battalion? They

1:37:31

heard IED and thought it was IUD and signed

1:37:33

up. Oh,

1:37:38

that's awful. I've

1:37:42

been thinking about this for a while, and it kind

1:37:44

of goes back to what we were talking about. Hitler's

1:37:46

speeches. Yeah. Hitler's speeches, yeah,

1:37:48

for sure. So the

1:37:51

whole only fans thing, it's so big

1:37:53

now. Who's your favorite? I've

1:38:00

actually never been on OnlyFans. Believe it or not, I've

1:38:02

never been on that site. But

1:38:04

I have some friends who do OnlyFans.

1:38:08

And I have a real hard time

1:38:11

thinking that it's a net positive for

1:38:13

society. Mainly,

1:38:15

I'm not red-pilled or anything like that. I'm

1:38:17

just thinking if

1:38:20

it's just women that sell

1:38:22

pictures and videos of themselves like

1:38:25

in sexual situations, that's fine. We've

1:38:27

had porn forever. I have no

1:38:30

problem with that. My issue

1:38:32

is the fake interaction

1:38:34

that they have, like the messages

1:38:36

and stuff. And you

1:38:38

are necessarily interacting with the

1:38:41

most unprepared

1:38:43

men. Like they

1:38:45

don't know how women, like they don't know

1:38:47

how to talk to women. And it's setting

1:38:50

them up with like this unrealistic expectation. And

1:38:53

it's just a very transactional thing. I

1:38:55

love this angle. So you're thinking

1:38:57

that maybe these bozos are like, hey

1:39:00

Candace, I love your fucking videos. You're a 10. And

1:39:02

she's like, oh, thank you so much.

1:39:04

What do you like the most? Oh, you're big

1:39:06

fucking titties. Oh, you, I love when you look

1:39:08

at my big fucking titties. And they're like, fucking

1:39:11

man, all my lines are fucking

1:39:13

nailing it. You were right. She

1:39:16

loved the big fucking titties line. And then they

1:39:19

go into the office maybe and like trying the

1:39:21

big, Carol. I love the

1:39:23

big fucking titties. The primary issue

1:39:25

with OnlyFans is that

1:39:27

incels aren't developing enough game. Yeah.

1:39:31

Yeah, that's basically it. Because

1:39:33

like, honestly, it's just, That's an

1:39:35

interesting thing. Yeah, I love it.

1:39:38

I have no problem. I love

1:39:40

big titties just like everybody else. But like, I just

1:39:43

don't like the, if

1:39:46

men are to kind of transcend

1:39:49

this weird like incel culture, like

1:39:53

I think that they need to not

1:39:56

interact with women like this, that they're like

1:39:58

seeing them as purely trans... Well,

1:40:01

if I think I'm gonna escape the I think in

1:40:03

cell culture is a problem in way yet porn anyway

1:40:05

They need to be out there talking real people in

1:40:08

cell culture is our natural Fucking

1:40:10

way that is how humanity has

1:40:12

always existed. There's always been like

1:40:14

a couple chads Scooping up

1:40:16

all the ladies and a bunch of

1:40:18

other dudes like fucking digging ditches and shit But like

1:40:20

I feel like now if anything in the modern times

1:40:24

there's There's more ladies for

1:40:26

everyone. Okay, you don't have like a king

1:40:28

is Khan scooping up and dumping

1:40:30

his seed into half the Mongolian

1:40:32

Empire apparently like I'm sure I'm related

1:40:34

to gang is not so cool, you

1:40:36

know I Get

1:40:46

that but I think You

1:40:51

know what I imagine when I imagine a

1:40:53

big as con this is the most racist

1:40:56

thing ever Zach show a picture of

1:40:58

John Wayne the time he played Genghis Khan

1:41:00

Mongolian or show

1:41:02

us to us that picture because as Much

1:41:05

as I get upset and I do frankly

1:41:07

like get mad when I see one

1:41:09

of my favorite characters now as like a

1:41:11

Puerto Rican Transman, wait

1:41:14

a minute That's

1:41:16

that's this is an OC chopper

1:41:18

reboot Wrong,

1:41:29

okay And they

1:41:31

also Cowboys

1:41:33

and Indians I can't remember which actor but there's a

1:41:35

scene where he's the cowboy shooting at the Indians and

1:41:37

then they cut Over to the Indians to see what

1:41:39

they're doing. And now he's in brown face playing an

1:41:42

Indian Okay,

1:41:47

well actually I'm terrible

1:41:49

at face I mean he's doing Your

1:41:51

gut well, I will say this woody John Wayne's

1:41:54

a hell of an actor. So kudos to him,

1:41:56

but it wasn't right It wasn't right. I'm sure

1:41:58

there was a an Asian man somewhere could

1:42:00

have pulled this off a little or a Mongolian

1:42:02

you could have pulled that off Kyle yeah

1:42:04

you gotta just done the Nero face and I

1:42:07

mean a lot of heavy

1:42:24

lifting but his eyes even looked

1:42:26

terrible I'm afraid to use the

1:42:29

wrong word to me they look

1:42:33

I mean is that guy on the right even Asian is there's up there's

1:42:36

debate I

1:42:39

want to use a word to describe that guy and it rhymes

1:42:42

with pinky that guy is so fucking Asian I got

1:42:45

so fucking Asian I don't know right yeah I love to woody yeah

1:42:47

a true sign that woody has no hatred in his heart

1:43:00

towards Asians I don't like it's when they like fucking

1:43:02

make something non-historical

1:43:08

or they like break cannon so I

1:43:10

don't like that shit either I hate

1:43:12

that shit that John Wayne played that

1:43:15

Mongolian person because when he's white as

1:43:17

fuck yeah I do we can have

1:43:19

the Shogun stuff like we're talking now

1:43:21

show Mickey Rooney playing that Chinese man

1:43:24

just a quick picture of Mickey Rooney

1:43:26

as the Chinese oh because

1:43:28

you're realistic well Mickey

1:43:31

Rooney knows how to pull off Asian like

1:43:33

he went full Asian like

1:43:35

like now Robert Downey jr.

1:43:37

that's okay I'm okay with Robert Downey

1:43:40

jr. and what he bet it all crazy

1:43:42

oh well it's so it's because the point

1:43:44

of what he's there's me he's just crazy

1:43:46

I feel like that person

1:43:49

color color cuz he's got yellow

1:43:51

face on oh my

1:43:53

god oh my god it's worse

1:43:55

in color even my facial recognition

1:43:57

can tell he's this is a

1:44:00

This guy's acting. Oh My

1:44:03

god, I think that's well,

1:44:05

that's like dividing by zero now That's

1:44:08

a man doing the doing the bit

1:44:10

so Or that's just

1:44:12

a fucking like that's the Daniel Day Lewis of

1:44:14

Asian impersonators I swear to god. I thought this

1:44:16

was the same person as the last one now.

1:44:18

That's on a hat there would oh My

1:44:22

god, I don't And

1:44:25

you're an Asian man dressed as an Asian man The

1:44:28

well, no, no, no, I don't understand the third

1:44:30

picture. But anyway, the main guy in Shogun Kyle

1:44:33

I just happened to scroll by something from Discussing

1:44:36

film they have a check so they probably discuss them pretty

1:44:38

often Hiroyuki Sonata the main

1:44:40

actor said that he had conditions before

1:44:43

he would sign on to Shogun and

1:44:45

that one of them was if you don't hire

1:44:47

Japanese actors for a Japanese role. I won't be

1:44:50

involved in the project Okay, so

1:44:52

him doing that is probably a big reason they

1:44:54