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we have a code. She
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shit. So smoke sparingly. Yes.
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So this week, quietly,
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Biden agreed, President Biden agreed to sell
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Israel a new package of arms or
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give them. It's hard to tell. It's
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muddy murky waters when with arms deals.
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You know, it is. But it
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seemed like maybe fighter jets and bombs, but, you
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know, just to put it plainly, fighter jets and
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bombs, because they they're running low. I don't know
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what's been going on. But the
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same day. There's
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like an aid group over there that's
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just there to feed people. And
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if you look at the biographies of the people
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who are in this aid group, man, they seem
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like great people. You know what I mean? Like
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each of them seems they're not there. Not that
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Chinese astronaut good, but like close. Yeah,
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they're accomplished. Well, meaning just.
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Just there to feed people like they
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have no they're not flying a flag.
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Okay, and They
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gave their position to the Israelis and
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the Israelis pinpoint precision bombs
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them with three Precision
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guided munitions and killed seven of them
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So what I'm hearing is Israel got
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Intel that there was some military aged
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men in Hamas
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occupied territory and they neutralized him.
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What's the problem? they
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on the roof of they
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probably They
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sent a missile through the route that show them
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that the roof of the car They sent a
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missile through the roof of the car the roof
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even says like I don't know
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feed the feed the hungry or some shit I
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guess it's got their emblem on it, which is
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like the don't bomb us emblem. Yeah
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Was it a bullseye? Did they have
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a bullseye in the car if they
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were going for the driver then cowabunga
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dude like goddamn and you know Bunka
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dude, I haven't heard that since like 90s.
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I'm right. I'm bringing it back back here
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It is at leader brought back all the
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Bart Simpson colloquial isn't Well,
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I'm a cow man. Okay Yeah,
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but you can see right there that it says
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Feed the world kitchen or whatever.
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Yeah, which well it did
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known Hamas. Yeah Disagree
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Taylor. I can't read that For
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what was there? Pretty
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well, they got a pan with it and
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you know that that bomb like USA on
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the side, too That's yeah, we paid for
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that Yeah, we
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did we financed that act
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that right there, you know We
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paid for the they were handing out and for
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the bomb that killed them I don't know who
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pays for the food that they had to trash.
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We look how happy that guy looks He's he's
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doing okay. No that guy's bummed. They
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just killed the food truck. He's I really wish
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like look I heard there's a blade in here
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East Jersey or something And
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so like what's the I mean? Feel
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foolish even asking like what's the fall
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out of this gonna be nothing Biden
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will continue to give them everything they want by
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had a very strong word. He will give them
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whatever they want Biden had
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a phone call with Netanyahu today The
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results of that were there was a press conference right
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before we started so I didn't get to watch it
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But I don't know. I
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don't know probably not much Netanyahu assured him
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that he would finish the job Targeted
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15 other food trucks in
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That is soft up like
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it is fucked up. I don't make a joke are
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we a part of Comedic devil's
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advocate, but I'm not a well Taylor
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freedom. Don't come free as they say
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mm-hmm You should
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write that down jot that down. Oh you should that
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that I have a shirt says You
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sure this is freedom isn't free with a bombed out
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foreign aid truck No No,
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it's his freedom. Don't come free, and it's got George
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W on it Yeah,
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using the president's grammar that
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yeah, I I miss the poor grammar we
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Bush when you see like Trump ramble
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or Biden get lost and confused It's
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like man Bush was coherent at
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least he just he was just misspeaking He
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knew what he wanted to say he just couldn't get it out these
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guys. I don't even know if they know what they want to
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say It's funny that
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I'm not gonna argue against that yeah, no Like
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10 years like the media and everyone
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was just like Frothing with
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like George Bush is a murderer. He's
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a genocidal murderer, and then like
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five years later It's like look
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at this goofy former president hugging Michelle
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Have you seen his paintings? I bet they fucking suck
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there. They're better. They're in we say them I
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ain't waiting. No Joe us either one of his
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or one of Hitler's I
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Think he paints animals too he does portraits of
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people I've seen those. I'm
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gonna give his art in the grand
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scale of let's just say amateur art.
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I would say he's a seven out
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of ten. If we're doing like
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all art, if like Michelangelo, Da Vinci or
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tens, then George Bush is a
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solid fucking five. Like he knows what
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he's doing clearly. I can't. I'm so
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untalented. Like I can't doodle.
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We'll see. We'll see what it looks like. I think
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it'd be fun if my wife and I painted each
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other's portraits and just saw what came
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of it. You just read like
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a caricature. Yeah, I'd be terrible. I haven't
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picked up a paintbrush since I was a
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child. But she might be half decent. She
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just paints by numbers all the time. I
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was never good at painting or drawing. Like
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damn. Well, this is definitely not
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Hitler. Hitler. I don't
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see. Yeah.
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These are not good.
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Is the bottom left? Excuse me.
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They're not good. Do you know
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any people? Excellent. I think
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that's Mark Zuckerberg's wife on the bottom right.
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Is the bottom center one? Well, that's right.
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Nizinski. Dirk.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know his name that dirt wind ski. Is
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it in the whiskey? Say
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it better for me. No, whiskey. That
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makes the letters in Eastern European
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guy wrote it down. It might
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be Dirk Nowitzki. However, it's pronounced
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spelled or dated. Everyone else.
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I have no clue. I thought top left
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might be like Hillary Clinton's Husk here sister.
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Yeah, I thought she might.
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Who was the female leader of Germany? Angela
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Merkel. Yes, that's who I'm going for.
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He looked like that. And Angela Merkel
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is much fatter than that. But
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I mean, it is a painting. He was trying
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to be an uglier. Who's the bottom left? That
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guy like coyly biting his that's Chris Rock. No.
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Oh, it's rock is not a chubby blonde woman.
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Are you terrible? He's
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gonna hold that his paintings are good knowing that I
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don't in the top is Chris Rock and I
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don't think that's Chris Rock. I think I think
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that's pull I come to you in private and
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I say I want to show you my Chris
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Rock painting and I show that to you What
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do you say? I say that's a real
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funny joke They don't all look the
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same. Okay, I've told you once told you twice.
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This is the last I know the top, right?
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Do you remember that really pretty Afghan woman on
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the cover? Geographic pretty
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pretty no, yeah Not
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if this is not her that's not what this is. No,
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that's a different I do remember exactly that lady
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has green eyes though. I mean they
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were striking Viking
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green eyes. Yeah, they're beautiful These
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suck dude, and you know, what a waste of that
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beauty. It's like what were you gonna fuck her? I
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Leave her to a goat hurting that
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got the answer. That's not Chris Rock. It's Gilbert.
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Oh God free terrible painting To
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habonye, I just said a word I
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don't know who these people are. They're clearly not
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famous enough for me to give a fuck about
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Steve John lower left my point stands that That
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these are good paintings Infinitely better
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than anything that any of us would stick on to
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a canvas like like I don't know really gave it
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the old college Try all my year or two Yeah,
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maybe if you trained for a year you
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could come close to what George Bush can do Yeah,
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I think that proves my point. Do you think he's
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been doing this for six months? Well,
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he ran the world for like eight years that you know, I
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Mean up in the lab and he was painting
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you know these paintings aren't as good as those paintings
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that Epstein had on his island of like Bill
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Clinton in a dress and Bush
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knocking over the Twin Towers. Those
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were better done paintings. Oh, come
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on, man. Like that's alright. Alright
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fine This one's much better I
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bet if we knew those other people we'd be blown away too. I
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got Dirk right away. You did. And I, and I, that's
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the one that made me. It doesn't help
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my point, but I also kind of
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figured out that he was that basketball player. So, credits
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for honesty. Yeah. That's
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not how he brushes his hair though. That's a little
10:16
inaccurate. I don't know about that. I was going to.
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The browner hair in the front and center. I just caught
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that. And he had Jay Leno's hair
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going on. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm
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not sure. I caught that. And
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he had Jay Leno's hair going to
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the wrong direction. Not a guy for detail
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I think. Well, he probably was like
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mirroring it. I don't know. Give us
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a collection of Hitler portraits. Who did
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he paint? You're right. It's inexplicable that
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I saw Hitler's done a lot of buildings and
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a lot of animals from what I remember. I
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remember like, not cathedrals, but interesting
10:48
European architecture, just a building in front
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of the street in front of rivers.
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Yeah. Yeah. I think he was
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more of a landscape guy. What
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were you saying? What the fuck?
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Well, Bush painted this? That
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can't be but Bush painted. Yeah. But
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this looks like a joke. Of
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course it is. That would be
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wildly inappropriate painting. We got Abu
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Ghraib being tortured. Is
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that what that is? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. They
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got theirs. I never had a problem with Abu Ghraib. I feel like they
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needed a little torture. And we were angry after 9-11. I
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was too young to be angry. They couldn't
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have been more innocent of anything. They.
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That's a blanket fucking everybody,
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huh? No, they got away.
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Yes. None of them had anything to
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do with it at all. Yeah. None of them
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had anything to do with 9-11. And
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none of them had weapons of mass destruction. At
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worst, they're guilty of defending their country when
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we invaded for no reason based on lies.
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Well, that's not true at all. If
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we're talking about because you're doing this big
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blanket they. If we're talking about Abu Ghraib,
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was that prison in, was
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it Iraq? or Afghanistan. It was over
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there. There were plenty
12:05
of Syrian insurgents and all sorts
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of like lifelong terrorists who we'd
12:09
been looking forever who were coordinating,
12:12
organizing, and I agree with
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you that maybe the average flip-flop wearing commando
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with an AK-47 wasn't some wealth of
12:19
information we need to imprison for two decades, but
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there were some others, you know,
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mixed in. Were there? Yes. How do
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we know? Because the people doing it... Well, declassified.
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It's not like these are like top secret things.
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Like you can watch documentaries about each and every
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one of them. You can like see... You watch
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interviews with the CIA operatives who helped take them
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down. You can hear about like how they were
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tortured. It's all very open book. Oh,
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well if the CIA says they investigated
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themselves and it was came back okay.
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I didn't say anything like that. I
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said you can watch a YouTube video with
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the CIA operative who was doing it and
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he'll be like, yeah, they tortured him. They
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did this to him. I caught him this
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way. Like they'll break down like how they
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caught those people. Taylor, the CIA are the
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finest investigators on earth. The fact that you
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discredit their work is kind of embarrassing. It's
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kind of not patriotic. It's just
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it's always funny when like they bring a
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CIA agent on the news and
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they're like, we have a CIA agent here
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to say that this war right now is
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actually very good. And it's like if
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you watched Russia today and like they
13:23
were like former KGB agent here to
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confirm what we want them to, you'd
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be like, oh, that's laughable. The
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CIA, you're like, yeah, that makes sense.
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We had to get those guys. We had to put
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them on buckets and electrocute their testicles to learn
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about terror. Like that's what we had
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to do. Here's
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a... If you actually
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get all curious, it's this guy.
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That links right to a video of a guy's ass. Did
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it? Yes, it went right to
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a picture of a guy's ass standing there
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on the in the prisoner rape section of
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the link. They needed a little. bit
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of raping every now and then. Okay, like I
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don't know why you're defending the enemies of the
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United States. Maybe we need to look into your
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internet search history, see if you're a sympathizer, maybe
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you're funneling money. They'd be like,
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Oh, this fucking retard. Wait, does
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he do anything but look at build orders? How
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do you mention it's a picture of a guy's
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butt without mentioning the other guy's face clearly
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pressed against his cock? That
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was a big part of the image as well. Oh, I
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see the naked images now. That's
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hilarious. Well, like, I don't know
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what your problem with this is. The
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torture part? Which part of
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it that is torturous? Who just defines
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what torturous? I've been a couple of hot
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cards. A little anti-sex here. Have
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you ever been shackled in handcuffs? I'm coming off
14:43
looking liberal and I don't like it. Yeah, Taylor,
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you look a little homophobic. Those two prisoners were
14:48
getting down and I'm counteracting
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to liberalism. So the
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picture that Taylor takes so much issue with is a
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few of our country's enemies and they're being forced to
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sit in a very embarrassing position. One on one on
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his knees with his head and the other's crotch. Oh,
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and they're all naked. Well
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mostly naked. They have bags on their heads. Okay,
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they're not completely unclothed. Yeah, I appreciate it.
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I got your mask on. You're
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pretty understanding with that that Russian mass shooter
15:18
the other week. You're like, Oh, he did
15:21
cut his ear off. It makes me sad.
15:23
They cut his ear off and they fed
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it to him. Okay. We didn't cut people's
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ears off and feed them to them in
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Abu Ghraib. And
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that's the other thing. Abu Ghraib was cool.
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It was clearly a wild sex party. They're
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all wearing masks. It's got eyes wide shut
15:38
vibes. This is it. I wish I was
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an Abu Ghraib. You can't see Nicole Kidman,
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but she's right off camera. Her
15:46
being there would change my take. Oh,
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yeah, they got to meet with Nicole Kidman too. They're
15:51
all naked and masked up and performing sex
15:53
acts. This is a good weekend. I
15:56
mean, it looks like they're kind of doing what they did with
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those El Salvadorian gang members. I'm
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not into the dogs, but I mean if you
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are that's cool. No, I mean, I those
16:05
dogs eat your face off I
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drink I watched i've been watching true crime shit
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and I saw it today This lady murdered her
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two children so that she'd have more time to
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fuck her dog True
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that you're watching true crimes makes you
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a little bit woman It's
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I don't know what kind of day immediately i'm so
16:23
glad we're on the same page here No
16:26
straight man. I know watches true crime. That
16:28
is totally chick What is true crime?
16:30
Maybe I don't understand. Let me know I'm sure it's a lot
16:32
of fun you put your robe on and you sashay into the
16:35
kitchen to get your popcorn and then you Throw
16:39
your feet under you like that I
16:43
don't understand what what true crime what makes true.
16:45
So what i'm watching is, you know a Documentary
16:48
about a lady murdered her children is that
16:50
that's the gay part. Yeah. Yeah being You
16:53
know this true crime is like an
16:56
almost entirely female genre You
16:58
don't like watching like interrogation video. I
17:00
believe for it investigations like Like
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oh and i'm more like the first gauge. Okay, you'll
17:05
get me on this the actual interrogation I went through
17:07
a phase a couple years ago where I found a
17:09
youtube channel that it was literally just like unedited
17:12
two three-hour videos or minimally
17:15
edited I want to have at least what
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did you learn from watching the interrogations? I want to
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hear if your take is the same as mine I
17:22
learned that There
17:25
is a huge gap between cops
17:28
detectives rather who are really really good
17:30
at this and ones that are really
17:32
really bad at it because Some
17:34
of the guys are so natural
17:36
and like comforting in their presence
17:39
that even watching it you're like,
17:41
man Maybe he is
17:43
really sympathizing with this like this
17:45
like they know he's a deviant like child or
17:47
something and he does such a good job of
17:49
being like They
17:52
got your burger and they got ketchup on you know what don't
17:54
don't even bother eating someone else actually went out to grab lunch
17:56
They're right. Yeah a few minutes ago. Let me get that we'll
17:58
get your right order is right
18:00
away from, from if to
18:02
why. I mean, it's like,
18:04
it's not if you did it. It's like, look,
18:07
man, when you talk about why you
18:09
did this, cause there was an accident
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or maybe like she fell or maybe,
18:13
you know, you were defending yourself or
18:16
something like that. Things just got out
18:18
of hand. That's a different story, Mike.
18:20
That's a different story entirely. And it's
18:22
important at this early part that you
18:24
tell your story. Cause somebody else is
18:26
going to run around. They going to tell all kinds of
18:28
things, Mike. And right now what they saying, Mike
18:31
killed, Mike killed, go blood
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it. And I don't believe that about you, Mike. I
18:35
don't, I look at you right now. I don't believe that while you
18:37
eat the French fries, like that
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guy play, like he'll get your confession because Mike has
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like loves to kill. I
18:48
know they're lying about you, Mike. Oh,
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they're, they're, they're, uh, you're absolutely right. There's
18:52
a huge difference. And the YouTube channel that
18:55
I've been watching, he'll be like, he'll pause. And he'll
18:57
be like, for some reason, the
18:59
detectives decided to antagonize her at this point,
19:01
instead of a light, like building, probably
19:04
not a good idea. As you'll see in just a moment. Yeah.
19:07
I liked those little interjections. The tail
19:09
is right. There is a wide discrepancy
19:12
in like how much talent the detectives
19:14
have, but my takeaway was a little
19:16
different. It was shut up, Woody, because
19:18
like, I don't care how smart you are,
19:20
right? You're both very smart guys. But if you
19:22
entered a guitar playing competition
19:24
against someone who does this all
19:27
the time, you would get smashed.
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Yeah. And while an interview is not
19:31
quite as fish out of the water, is my example.
19:35
You might not be, well, Kyle might
19:37
be, but Taylor and I are not
19:39
prepared to deal with like detectives asking
19:41
hard questions. Just quiet. I
19:44
mean, you know, that's, that's, I would, I
19:46
talked to them a good bit. Like when I got
19:48
arrested on the drug thing and until a point where
19:51
like they asked a question that mattered.
19:53
You know what I mean? Like I'm not retarded. You can't, you
19:56
were like, did you do it? Oh
19:58
no. That wasn't
20:00
going to happen by but if they start
20:02
getting into like details in for anything specific
20:04
the what's going on this life you know
20:07
I can thought about that. You have to
20:09
go to the lawyer that situation because. I.
20:11
Don't know what my defense gonna be here but. But
20:16
but no, I love those. This lady.
20:18
They. Had our facebook messages she's like message in
20:20
some dude and she sending dirty pictures of
20:22
her fucking the dog and stuff and she's
20:24
like yeah, I. Want to see you and
20:26
mean you in the dog and get on. But. Gotta.
20:29
Watch the button kids. And watched as
20:31
kids She hung her kids in the
20:33
basement. Ah. They. Mean
20:35
it seems like this was a pretty
20:38
cut and dry case. Rhino caught under
20:40
lock and Israel. Letter off. Forty minute
20:42
video. Forty minute video. They get onto
20:44
the stand. Rufus. Herbs
20:48
are written right or Elixir is
20:51
not. A guy holding like five
20:53
pairs of soiled panties like and
20:55
in medical problems holding them from
20:58
the other guy was super on.
21:00
This. Area of the youtube or at least the up
21:03
litter and he's like i if you wanna see me
21:05
as it is one of his youtube exerts you wanna
21:07
see me eat Poop. Alma. Diaper.
21:10
I. Want one million
21:12
subscribers? Assists: This is
21:14
a giant fat man and he was.
21:16
He's like during diaper fetish
21:19
stuff online and than. That
21:21
you can ask? Like that guy who's
21:23
poisoning his family. Ah, He has
21:26
given them laxatives and Epsom salt so they were all
21:28
shitting themselves and I think they got off on it.
21:30
Like. In his family is like old elderly
21:32
people and in the police detective interviews this
21:35
old man is must be like seventy five
21:37
is like. Where's. yes crap
21:39
for artefacts families with literally literally
21:41
saw myself and i don't i'm
21:43
an old man but you know
21:46
i could throw my bows and
21:48
we did a nice salsa always
21:50
tasted like castor oil isn't he
21:52
was putting it in their coffee
21:55
maker so that it would be
21:57
you know mass the flavor of
21:59
of of of employee I've been,
22:01
I've watched a bunch of them today. I watched one
22:03
where these three black chicks burnt another one alive, um,
22:06
with, um, all over a man. And
22:10
it's, it was so crazy. One
22:13
of them, there's a, there's a man and
22:16
a wife. Okay. And the
22:18
wife has three or four friends and
22:20
it turns out, unbeknownst to her, they're
22:23
all fucking her husband. Her husband's
22:25
fucking them all. And
22:28
but she finds out that one of them in
22:30
particular has fucked him. She doesn't know about any
22:32
others. So she gets the other
22:34
two, she gets, um, her other friend who's
22:36
been fucking him and her 16
22:38
year old daughter and they jumped the
22:40
other chick, taser, torturer, beat
22:43
her with a, uh, a crowbar, take her to
22:45
a field and set her on fire. And she
22:47
runs through the woods on fire, makes
22:50
it to a neighbor's house. And like
22:52
her last words before they put her under
22:54
morphine are Brittany,
22:56
Nicole, and Anna. Andrea.
22:59
And then they put her under the anesthesia and she dies. And
23:03
it was, they get
23:05
the guy in the interrogation
23:08
room and he's laid back
23:10
chilling. He's on his phone
23:12
with a different woman, completely
23:15
different woman. He's like, yeah,
23:17
he goes, yeah, I'm copacetic.
23:20
I'm laid back. Ain't even worried about
23:22
shit. I'll be out. Yeah. Yeah.
23:25
Yeah. I see. He's
23:28
got his big, like scary folder unfolded. He's got
23:31
that Trapper keeper, but like scary men on, he's
23:33
got that bitch out and he's like, looking
23:35
at him like, you bought down with your phone call. And he's like,
23:38
yeah, hang on now. Let
23:40
me get off the phone with you. They gonna
23:42
make me hang. And I'm like, dude, I'm, I'm,
23:44
I'm nervous for you. Hang up. Like,
23:47
I'm so polite about that. That I mean,
23:49
like, look, gotta let you go. Detective just
23:51
walked in. Like, that's how I
23:53
would have handled it. Right? Like,
23:56
he's laid back. And, and
23:58
the guys like, so. Heard
24:00
you're having sexual relations with Brittany
24:03
Nicole Andrea and is It
24:06
was that your sugar, baby. He's like nah.
24:08
Nah, that's my kitten. He's got like stupid
24:10
pet names from all there's some shit He's
24:12
like, yeah, that's my that's old mama right
24:14
there. He's like well who you got on
24:16
the phone He's like, oh, that's something else
24:18
right there That's something else and
24:20
the cops are like you said they're playing along
24:22
with he's like how you do that You must
24:24
be slick with it cuz like me and Dave
24:26
here We lose our boats our houses and our
24:28
cars if we tried to pull that shit And
24:30
he's like y'all just doing my thing and it
24:33
was like, oh my god This is he was
24:35
the only innocent one. He had nothing to do
24:37
with burning that poor woman alive He was just
24:39
fucking everybody in the whole trailer part. I don't
24:41
know if innocence the first word I'd pick innocent
24:45
of murder Very related.
24:47
He's on death row and in Florida
24:49
right now the the one who
24:51
did that stuff. Yeah, those are Santas
24:56
This um, I heard isn't abortion going
24:58
on the ballot in some manner down
25:00
in Florida. So it is. Yeah Yeah,
25:02
so Florida has some of the tightest
25:06
abortion laws and they're
25:08
gonna put it and see if I Think
25:11
that I think maybe the Supreme Court the flirty
25:14
and Supreme Court Just ruled
25:16
in favor of it. There's a the
25:18
state Constitution has a right to privacy
25:20
Which is sometimes used as an abortion
25:22
defense like to make it legal and
25:24
that didn't work so now they're putting
25:27
it on the ballot and Democrats
25:29
feel like this might put Florida in
25:31
play because even in a conservative state
25:34
like Florida Abortion is
25:36
unpopular. So while people might not come
25:38
out to vote for Joe Biden They're
25:41
likely to come out and vote for abortion
25:43
and that's a hit on Trump But
25:45
I think Trump just wins the state by less Yeah,
25:48
I agree with you there because I think
25:51
nationally like in just an just
25:53
a flat poll abortions only Ahead
25:56
by like two points. It's like 52, you know, I
25:58
think like 52 I thought it was way higher, but
26:01
I'm not sure. I'll Google it. It could have changed. I saw
26:03
a graph today. It wasn't – the
26:05
graph wasn't about abortion. It was about a different issue, but
26:07
I just took note of abortion while I was looking at
26:09
the graph. So it's possible it's a bit outdated,
26:12
but I saw 52. Yeah.
26:14
It's closer than you'd be led to believe. I
26:16
think a lot of conservative women are just not
26:18
down. So I just –
26:22
conservative women are not both at all. This
26:24
is Gallup. This is Gallup,
26:27
who I consider to be pretty good. Pro-choice is 52, like Kyle
26:29
said, but pro-life is 44. It's not 48. So that's an eight-point gap.
26:42
Well, surely there's like some undecideds in there or
26:44
some people who have a couple of different viewpoint
26:46
on it. No opinion was 4%. I can't explain
26:48
the other four. Yeah.
26:52
There's just no opinion at all. That's so weird, you mean. How
26:55
do you know – I have opinion about things that have nothing
26:57
to do with me and never will. Oh, I make a point.
27:00
Strong opinions that I can go on and pontificate about for hours.
27:02
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing
27:06
to do with me. I hold
27:08
strong opinions, and then afterward –
27:10
Aide back to complete indifference. Yeah.
27:15
And on WhatsApp, Taylor and I like
27:17
to go back and forth about historical
27:19
events and tragedies and such,
27:21
and I sent him this image of white
27:24
people throwing slaves overboard a slave ship. And I
27:27
said, did you know that they
27:29
would throw sick and dying slaves
27:31
overboard to drown because the insurance
27:33
covered drowned slaves, but
27:35
it did not cover slaves who
27:37
were sick or died after they
27:39
arrived for other illnesses? And
27:41
Taylor takes about two seconds to
27:43
say, you ever wonder
27:46
why the slave auctions were closed on Saturdays?
27:48
And I went, gotta go! It
27:53
was a good line. It was a good joke. I don't get
27:56
it. It would carry me through this. Type
27:58
it, Taylor. Don't say it. We'll
28:01
readdress that one on a later date.
28:03
The fourth hour one. Took
28:06
me a
28:08
minute. Took me
28:10
a minute. I like
28:13
our little X-rated chats. I
28:18
didn't think we said anything bad. I
28:21
learned that fact and it was just
28:24
like, man. I did my genealogy the other
28:26
day and I found out that I was .06% Sub-Saharan
28:28
African, my brothers.
28:33
I wanted to learn more about the injustices
28:35
that my people had suffered. I'm
28:39
going to tell you right now, I'd
28:42
never supported reparations until I read that
28:44
report that in my Gmail the
28:47
other day and now full-throatedly. It
28:50
would seem like you'd have to pay out like 99.4% and receive the .6%.
28:55
That's an absurd viewpoint, Woody. I can
28:57
only expect a white man to take
28:59
such a viewpoint. This
29:02
idea of
29:04
divvying up someone's life. What
29:08
percentage of you is black? What percentage is
29:10
white? You're just so obsessed with race as
29:12
a white. You can't stop talking about it.
29:14
Can't stop talking about it. You're just obsessed
29:16
with it. I don't care. We're at
29:18
one bed. No, I've
29:22
also been looking at the swords. I did enough
29:24
research. I found like the sword website. Would you
29:26
please get a sword or two? Be a sword
29:28
guy, man. Kyle, you're taking too long to buy
29:30
a sword as if you're limiting yourself to just
29:32
one. Now we're down to two or three. If
29:35
I'm being honest, I'm afraid I'm going to hurt myself with a
29:37
sword because I know I'm going to play with it. The
29:40
website I was looking at has
29:42
swords that are meant for competition
29:44
chopping, like cutting through
29:46
whatever that media is, like bamboo
29:48
or whatever the fuck they do. It's like this
29:50
sword. Water bottles. It's like a real
29:52
deal. Well, no, they do a thing. I
29:55
know what I've seen the Japanese guys do
29:57
where they've got... Oh yeah, they have like
29:59
a... a slanted it's like
30:01
rolled up fucking bamboo or reeds or
30:03
something anyway They've got like a target
30:05
and like a perfect they show that
30:08
if somebody if you're not good with
30:10
the Katana You can't chop through
30:12
all of that shit But if you're really good with
30:14
it in one slash you can I want to see
30:16
that and I want to experience it because I have
30:18
Seen the same sort of things you have right which
30:20
is like look at this Katana master He
30:23
can swing a sword look at this idiot
30:25
and it's like a fully athletic guy who
30:27
doesn't do as well And I'm
30:29
like, what is the trick? Do you
30:32
need to like? Slice instead
30:34
of chop, you know Maybe add a little
30:36
forward to aft movement on the gotta be
30:38
technique because you and angle just clips of
30:40
because if the blade isn't like Oh,
30:43
yeah perfectly aligned and at the the
30:46
way you're Fighting if you if you
30:48
twist the blade even slightly then you
30:50
lose all of that Imagine cutting a
30:52
tomato with a non serrated edge, right?
30:54
If you just pressed straight down on
30:56
it, you might smush it But
30:58
if you gave it a little slide while you
31:00
cut it that tomato would slice Yeah,
31:03
and I think there might be something
31:06
there and sword plate They're like pulling
31:08
as they're yeah as they're slicing because
31:10
you it's definitely technique Because there are
31:12
YouTube videos of guys doing that to
31:14
like seven of those reed
31:16
bundles. Mm-hmm What do you call a
31:19
bundle sticks? And
31:26
then they cut through them all and
31:29
they're just using a knife and yet
31:31
they're doing like eight of them in a row Yeah,
31:34
really a knife competitions are amongst
31:36
my favorite like sometimes they're a
31:38
little bit like cleavers and You
31:41
know, so the first they like sliced tomatoes
31:44
paper thin then they cut a rope then
31:46
they cut a brick then maybe slice some
31:48
More tomatoes, you know, like goddamn. That's a
31:50
good knife Mm-hmm. Yeah
31:53
become a sword guy man, and you're not gonna hurt yourself
31:56
Like just don't be dumb and you won't
31:58
hurt yourself. And if you Do you
32:00
have two eyes already? How many? Yeah, I'm worried
32:02
about like you do I'm worried about over swinging
32:04
and like Slice
32:08
of my femoral artery and bleeding out before I
32:10
can even get to my phone Dude,
32:13
if I if that if I was like if I
32:15
was staying over at your house And
32:17
like I woke up late morning and I walk
32:20
out and you're dead from like a sword accident.
32:23
I am hiding your body I'm
32:26
making up a story for you. This is because
32:28
I care about you I would not let your
32:30
legacy be that you killed yourself with a sword
32:32
in your yard. I'd frame someone I would do
32:34
something to say it was a duel. They were
32:36
such a good friend. I'm over everything out his
32:39
browser history and tweeting I'm
32:42
like, I'm letting it up. I just called this on an
32:44
empty stomach Say
32:51
I was dueling someone over honor Yeah,
32:54
I was something like that. Hide your body because
32:56
I would not wouldn't let that be
32:58
your legacy Yeah, oh just keep the dogs in
33:00
the house. If you keep the dogs in the house There's
33:03
no way you accidentally cut yourself gruesomely
33:05
with a sword. How so? Well,
33:09
like what tell me the kind of moves you're imagining like
33:11
do I I don't know Maybe I've got some sort
33:13
of target set up and I go to hit it But
33:15
I've never swung a fucking sword before and I like Lose
33:18
my balance a little and like swing all the way through and hit
33:20
myself in the knee Or the the
33:22
the fucking foot or the shin or something like
33:24
that But I didn't hit myself with a stick
33:27
or like an axe that'll you know If you've
33:29
ever been chopping wood sometimes you bump yourself and
33:31
it'll kind of It'll bounce
33:33
off It can slice a couple
33:35
tendons on the top of your foot i'm saying that
33:37
can happen It's a pretty
33:40
traumatic experience But
33:43
but unfortunately i've got
33:45
like a competition slicing falchion You
33:52
have some coordination I have a
33:54
sword. Yeah, um, but so yeah,
33:56
i'm a little worried about that. But but I
33:58
did say lchi I'm
34:01
almost positive that it is that yes, it
34:03
was god tell you fucking suck. Oh This
34:08
looks like a pirate sword yar Yeah
34:12
Yeah, it would be no I wouldn't if
34:14
you're gonna lean in don't start with like
34:16
a pirate sword start with like
34:18
a What's the
34:20
most basic kind of sword you can think well my well
34:23
it would be glad you sword So I also thought that
34:25
it would be smart to get a sword that makes a
34:28
good accessory to a Halloween costume Cuz
34:31
like like maybe I could be a Roman soldier
34:33
one year and we'll be there Kyle's got a Roman
34:35
gladdius and the thing would be to walk
34:37
anywhere you want wearing wearing a real
34:39
gladius and nobody would say boot Cuz
34:41
it's Halloween. Yeah, that's it. Okay, then
34:44
gladdius is clearly the right move the
34:46
good good gladdius is like 250 to 350 dollars I
34:51
Say that's a reasonable price. I
34:53
mean I've never looked at the market for
34:55
swords outside well minutes Well, I guess it
34:57
is I'll get that thing ordered up get
34:59
it with like a like a jewel on
35:01
the pommel like something So
35:03
I don't know the cool looking on it That
35:06
would be neat like this one This one
35:08
has a little eagle or something down there
35:10
at the bottom on the crest kind of
35:12
get a little amber Glilla with a bug
35:14
in it Yeah,
35:17
is that an Aquila? Aquila it's
35:19
I know it's a little cute, but I think you pronounce
35:21
it the G I'm gonna
35:23
write willa. I was like get a
35:25
fucking sword. This is the site. I would use it's
35:27
I Got
35:30
a little lost is an Aquila the name
35:32
of the picture on that circle or the
35:34
circle It's just that wrong. It's just that
35:36
eagle that's facing One
35:38
direction it's it that's an Aquila Yeah,
35:41
I think it's G, but it could be key I
35:43
know they're spelled with a key, but I think it's
35:45
pronounced with the G could be wrong This is a
35:48
website that I've been recommended to get like a real
35:50
deal sword. They also have armor and shield and LARPing
35:54
weapons and gear so you
35:56
can get war hammers. Yeah, Kyle. I feel like you're
35:58
half-assing this with no arm You know, you're right.
36:01
You're right. That guy's gonna be kind
36:03
of hard over there in that armor.
36:05
Look at him. He has a whole
36:08
subsection for Asian pole arms. That's
36:11
pretty sweet. The Naginata. That's
36:14
what that lady in Shogun was
36:17
practicing with. Yeah. 50 bucks. This
36:20
is... That
36:22
lady's been attractive. I'm super into... This
36:24
is the Merry Chick? Yeah,
36:27
the translated Shogun. The translated Shogun. Super
36:29
attractive. The most recent episode
36:31
was really good. There was a
36:34
part where the
36:36
guy's trying to sort of teach our
36:39
white Englishman how to use a fucking
36:41
katana. And I liked
36:43
that he didn't have any skill whatsoever.
36:46
Yeah, I'm glad that too. So if
36:49
you're not watching Shogun at all to the listeners, there
36:52
is this white guy who sails
36:54
to Japan. And
36:56
along the way he bumps into this
36:59
samurai and the two are kind of
37:01
natural combatant enemies. They don't like each
37:03
other. They're for enemies, I feel like. Okay,
37:05
okay. Early in the show, it made it
37:08
seem like they might fight and it wasn't
37:10
clear to me who would win. As
37:13
the show progressed, clearly the guy
37:15
who's made a living hand-to-hand combat is
37:17
head and shoulders better at
37:19
hand-to-hand combat. And I liked that they did that
37:21
because even though he's the star of the show,
37:24
that doesn't mean that he can beat up everyone like
37:26
he's fucking William Shatner. He
37:29
tried to hold the sword the way
37:31
you'd hold like a
37:33
pirate sword at first, like a fencing, like a rapier
37:36
or something. Like he went to hold it like
37:38
that. One-handed leaning forward. Yeah,
37:40
one-handed. Really, it was like, oh, he doesn't
37:42
know the way of the samurai. Yes,
37:45
yeah, he tried to hold the sword one-handed and
37:48
the guy's like two and then didn't even do
37:50
two wrong at first. I forget. Yeah,
37:52
I thought it was a little mean. The
37:56
English guy didn't bully them for
37:59
having terrible Oh, that'd
38:01
be great if you just walked up like hold pick up your gun
38:08
You've got to shoot me first before Reloading
38:11
the whole time see even now you should do you should
38:13
be shooting me but clearly you're not because you don't know
38:16
how this game works Suck
38:22
is that why we're winning Yeah,
38:25
I'm looking forward to the if there's
38:28
not a scene in this show We have three episodes
38:30
left where somebody talks mad
38:32
shit And then our English gentleman
38:34
pulls an Indiana Jones and just
38:36
goes bang and shoot somebody
38:38
I'm gonna be disappointed I'm gonna be
38:40
really disappointed if that doesn't happen I
38:43
need that moment to happen because these
38:45
people are so fucking stuck up their
38:47
own asses with their crazy Japanese bushido
38:50
That it's infuriating at times It's
38:53
Japanese fuel sort of be that I'm not
38:55
feudalism, but what's the
38:57
chivalry? This like their version of chivalry? I
39:01
were there over the top of their
39:03
rituals and manners like like our
39:06
society is polite and and we Maybe
39:10
follow the rules by without even thinking
39:12
twice about it But their society is
39:15
really another level just the amount of
39:17
rules that you need to follow and
39:19
yeah Consequences are just absurd
39:21
like there's only one consequence Everything
39:25
oh, did you yourself remove a
39:27
dead bird from a string death?
39:30
Did you steal anything? Like
39:35
everything death what there's also death
39:37
yes, yes believe
39:39
it or not also death Life
39:45
in prison surprise surprise Most
39:50
recent episode I felt like
39:52
the plot didn't move a ton it did
39:54
significant things happened But I
39:57
can tell you what happened in the last episode in
39:59
nine seconds, and if that's true. Did not
40:01
a lot not enough happened.
40:03
I felt like the last episode I
40:05
still I
40:08
don't know if our main guy I
40:10
think so much of our main character
40:12
the Japanese guy like, nor what's his
40:14
name? Naga, raga,
40:16
or whatever he is. I'm
40:18
struggling. But I think so
40:20
much of him strategically. And then he
40:22
had that conversation with the with the
40:24
prostitute lady. And I'm like, does
40:27
our guy have some aces up his sleeve?
40:29
Or is he really at his wit's end?
40:31
Because he's so smart. And the
40:33
way the show works. There's
40:35
no sort of time where he winks at the
40:38
camera and goes, don't worry, we got this. And
40:40
they sort of talk about how the Japanese people
40:42
have multiple hearts, like one you show to the
40:44
world and maybe one you show your friends and
40:47
one you don't show anyone these different sides
40:49
of yourself. And it
40:51
seems like we never get to see
40:53
him revealing any of his other hearts
40:55
to anybody. He just everything's on
40:58
the inside. So I don't know if he's
41:00
worried or not. I can't tell if he
41:02
doesn't have like, so I'm sorry to cut
41:04
you off. But the guy that you're talking
41:06
about the main leader. Yeah, the
41:08
way that he operates nobody is a
41:10
trusted ally. Like not even his
41:12
children really, his children are maybe a little
41:15
incompetent. And that's why. But his
41:17
brother like nobody, no one in
41:19
this whole world, does he consider
41:21
trustworthy? And he's been
41:24
working for him like he's kind of man
41:26
maybe and I love that moment from from
41:28
this episode. It's he planned to watch
41:30
it. This is a tiny bit of a spoiler.
41:33
But but at the beginning of the episode, it's
41:35
a flashback to when the Japanese guy was 12.
41:37
And he won this great battle. And
41:40
the the enemy bows to him. And
41:42
then he's going to disembowel himself. And the
41:44
way they they do that, you
41:47
have a second, which means you have a
41:49
guy there with a sword, he's going to lop
41:51
your head off after you have ritualistically disemboweled yourself
41:53
to fulfill honor. You know, so
41:55
you don't have no need to continue suffering and like
41:57
died two days later. And This
42:00
guy bows to our 12 year old you
42:02
beat me it's over gets on his knees
42:04
goes to gut himself and his Like main
42:07
homie like steps out like I got you
42:09
boss. He's like no no no I
42:12
want the the new warlord to be my
42:14
second and and then it cuts and
42:16
at the very end of the episode like That
42:18
story comes back up and he's like And
42:22
I made a mess at that the other guys like
42:24
yeah 12 hits before you got that fucking head It
42:27
was awful who chooses a child to be
42:29
their second, right? That
42:32
was the best line earlier
42:34
in the episode they told the retold
42:36
the story as if he chopped the head with one
42:38
shit at one try and The
42:41
guy who took 12 tries just let that
42:43
version of it You know
42:45
go out in public, but when
42:47
private rolled around is what Kyle said
42:50
I mean a man fucking fries. Yeah, really
42:52
should have picked a child to do that.
42:54
Yeah, I'll say this what? The
42:57
plot didn't move significantly But but
42:59
I I felt like I learned a bit
43:02
about our the Japanese guy just watching him
43:04
sort of deal with maybe the potential That
43:06
he's lost and and watching him
43:08
mull over that problem But I won't
43:10
spoil the end of the episode because I promise
43:13
you guys if you're not watching this show, it's really worth watching I
43:17
My jaw dropped in the last like
43:19
30 seconds of that episode
43:22
a character dies and it's like
43:25
holy fucking shit I haven't felt like
43:27
this since Game of Thrones I think that
43:30
not just the surprise that someone died
43:32
but how it happened was so like
43:34
at a left field It
43:36
was bizarre and a little funny and
43:38
just fucked up. He didn't
43:40
die a real hero's death And
43:43
I like that I like that he
43:45
didn't die a superhero's death and I liked that
43:47
a noteworthy character It's not like a main main
43:50
character, but a noteworthy character dies and
43:52
I like that in every show It's one of the reasons I
43:54
hung on to Walking Dead as long as I did to the
43:56
end Because no one's safe in the
43:58
Walking Dead. They really do Kill people Rick for
44:01
all intents and purposes died Every
44:03
hard pretty much everyone from season one didn't make
44:05
it to the end except for Daryl and Carol
44:09
so yeah invincible if you're watching that
44:12
cartoon a significant person dies in it
44:14
and As
44:16
far as I know they mostly come back, but
44:19
I like it when they kill people Yeah,
44:21
the are you current on invincible? No,
44:24
maybe two down something You don't watch do you watch
44:26
that show or you do I know I haven't seen
44:28
any of it So I
44:30
know you don't like the superhero stuff,
44:32
but what a superhero cartoon was that
44:34
yeah This
44:38
this doesn't somehow like that less It's
44:43
very good It's very popular and
44:46
not just amongst the the
44:48
standard superhero like just
44:50
watch it It's a superhero thing kind of
44:52
thing. It's its own different universe. It's very
44:54
interesting And it's it's some
44:57
of the best Animation
44:59
I've ever seen as far as the the way
45:01
that I really like What's
45:04
the All-state insurance
45:07
guy is yeah, the main. Yeah, JK
45:09
Simmons is Omni man. Yes. All right.
45:11
There we go I know about it
45:13
He's kind of the main character or
45:15
at least the main characters dad and
45:17
a big part of the show It's
45:20
real good. I like it a lot. I'm I Spoiler
45:23
on that but who cares
45:25
Mark's getting rid of his black girlfriend and I'm
45:27
psyched Waiting on mark to get rid of
45:29
black girl for now. I'll never watch Oh,
45:31
I can't wait for him to get with
45:33
the she has been a near perfect girlfriend
45:36
but she's not a superhero and Just
45:40
makes it it almost seems like dude.
45:42
You should be dating a hot superhero and there's one
45:44
there that you're you're shipping them with Yeah,
45:46
she's fucking hot the
45:48
Adam Eve chicks like super super
45:50
hot redhead superhero chick who's Single
45:53
and ready to mingle. Yeah and
45:56
her like superhero costume is I
45:59
don't know yoga shorts and a
46:01
crop top or something. I
46:03
think it's just like a
46:05
one piece bathing suit basically. I
46:08
don't remember it. She's got a
46:10
significant Mons pubis in every scene.
46:12
You say that and that's what actually got me to
46:14
watch the show to begin with and I was like
46:17
what is what he talking about? I am not seeing
46:19
it. Can you pull up a picture Zach of? Adam
46:21
Eve. Is it Adam? I
46:23
thought it was Eve. It might be Adam Eve. It
46:27
is. Okay, it is
46:29
Kalmos from invincible and try to make
46:31
me look smart. Find
46:33
one with a significant. Any picture. Pick
46:35
10 fucking random pictures and find me one where
46:37
she's got a fat pussy. Like
46:40
X-Men back in the day that that
46:42
cartoon was drawn for the
46:44
young man who was for the young boy
46:46
who was becoming a man. Jean
46:49
Grey's titties were hanging out on either
46:51
side of her like you could see
46:53
him from behind. Awesome.
46:56
All the chicks had camel toes. All the
46:59
chicks were sexy and flirty. Okay.
47:02
Meanwhile, this is what you
47:04
guys are all on about. This is what he's on
47:06
about. First of all. This is not from the show.
47:09
Yeah, this is like saying this might be from the
47:11
show. Yeah, this is from the show. Anyway,
47:15
this is a cartoon lady. Not even any clear. It's a
47:17
cartoon lady. I just don't use anything special about her pussy.
47:19
I think it's very attractive lady. I
47:21
like her powers too. That'd be neat. I
47:23
noticed that fucking hump lump every time she's
47:25
on screen. Hump lump. Yeah, I
47:27
made that up. It's good. I felt like
47:29
a hump lump tailor. Oh, is that a subreddit? Try that out on
47:32
a woman. They love it. I love it. It's
47:34
a hump lump. That's what I'm calling it going forward. I
47:38
love it. Wait,
47:40
what did you say? Hump lump? Yeah.
47:43
Hump. Is that original thought? I thought
47:45
it was. I hope it's not. You
47:49
can start a whole community of fucking weirdos. Jack
47:51
isn't. My cool fucking
47:53
Arabic burger joint. I came up with the
47:55
idea for the other day. Already
47:58
had several investors. Already taken. You
48:01
can invest you can get in on the ground level.
48:03
Yeah, I'm not seeing any home You Google
48:05
hump lump you just get the back of
48:07
men's necks. That's an original thought there That's
48:09
that's worse than what you were black men
48:12
is it specifically black men? It wasn't it
48:14
was people who keep their head a little
48:16
too forward I didn't grow up
48:18
a lot of black people and I remember
48:20
we were at a like a sizzler one time like
48:22
a Classy I know and and we
48:25
were in we were in line and there was
48:27
a fat black man in line in
48:29
front of us And he had that thing on the
48:31
back of his neck That's like the multiple lumps like
48:33
those little rolls of fat on the back of his
48:35
neck and like nine-year-old me
48:38
Was like a ninja turtle
48:40
like what the fuck? I
48:43
remember being so like I'd never
48:45
seen that on a human being before And
48:48
it doesn't seem like that's because he was black It
48:50
seems like it's cuz he was fat and
48:52
you have a black childhood of not too many
48:54
fat people I mean not too
48:56
many fat people there were some fatties around So
49:00
you ever you know like you ever
49:02
see those old video like any time I
49:04
see old video footage now of
49:06
like any time pre 90s the thing
49:08
that jumps out at me immediately is
49:10
like Every like
49:13
the the lack of fat people compared
49:15
to now it's insane It's
49:18
wild the difference is
49:20
that Vincent an offer you Know He
49:27
does I was watching this
49:29
guy later I'm
49:32
DB link he he was in a movie called
49:34
the wanderers. I don't know if you guys know
49:36
that 1970s movie No,
49:39
it's like from before my time But
49:42
I saw it when I was a little kid
49:44
and it was super scary to me. He was
49:46
dynamo in the running man I know this guy.
49:48
Oh, okay. Yeah, he has what you're talking about
49:50
on his neck I mean even though that's
49:53
a good movie that that movie is is needs
49:55
a remake the
49:57
running man The
50:00
bad movie so they should make a good
50:02
one. this time they didn't lot less a
50:04
good movies make bad sequels are bad remakes
50:06
this big dick bad movies and make good
50:08
remakes they don't have already so low and
50:11
get you to breathe me. Judge
50:13
Dread. Yeah. Of course that
50:15
that was. You know, That. There's
50:17
like one on the Jets dread thing. The had
50:19
Rob Schneider as the comedic relief to Sylvester Stallone,
50:21
who is so vain that he took the helmet
50:23
off thirty seconds into the movie. So to him
50:25
out of a shit show from the start. I
50:29
earnest salon for that. We.
50:32
Seen him. Yeah. Think.
50:34
Things Like things like that. Very seriously. They were.
50:38
Well see I would see been good in
50:40
rather than rocking. Eve told me. Okay,
50:42
so Rocky One and two legitimate good movies.
50:45
One won the Oscar. He
50:47
be wrote one as well. I think
50:49
maybe screenplays what it one for. Ah,
50:52
Cliff Hanger if you're like action movies
50:54
is probably. One. Of my favorites
50:56
it is. It's Bases Mountain Rescue. And
50:58
he's there are terrorists who have robbed a money
51:00
plane and the planes crashed on top of a
51:03
mountain and so they do have a Pulse Rescue
51:05
com and when he gets up there they force
51:07
him to look for the. The. Money
51:09
bags their sprinkled around the mountain tops, that
51:11
trackers and them the whole cat mouse thing.
51:14
It's very good action movie. That.
51:17
Is that? Oh no, this isn't me.
51:20
The other this other great. still. I'm a
51:22
stopper. My mom will sue. Okay,
51:24
do you know the story behind our I
51:26
Like, That's the one source they get. Tricked
51:29
him into taking someone specific. Arnold Schwarzenegger has
51:31
been, didn't didn't one over on Stallone every
51:33
step of the way. for like forty years
51:35
or something. they were huge competitors. They were
51:37
always going for the same scripts and things
51:39
like that. and what's alone had been doing
51:41
is that whenever he saw Arnold was interested
51:43
in the and script he would swoop in
51:45
and try to take eat under. Caught him
51:47
if he could. Allow you gets alone
51:50
for twenty million or Arnold for twenty
51:52
twenty five I come on as these
51:54
decisions. and out so arnold set up
51:56
fake feelers that he wanted staff or my mom
51:58
was she hated it And
52:01
Stallone swoops in and takes this awful
52:03
fucking movie where a cop is partnered
52:06
with an old lady His
52:09
mom on the other hand
52:11
like they it probably wasn't that long after Turner
52:13
and Hooch that Tom Hanks movie where he's got
52:15
the st Bernard police partner
52:17
great. It's a real sweet movie
52:21
Now put that on the list dog get
52:23
shot at the end. No, I'll take
52:25
it off a list. There you go. Yeah, he
52:27
lives Yeah Made
52:30
in the maybe pile he saves Tom Hanks at
52:32
the end Tom Hanks about to die in the
52:34
back off bullet for him back off The list
52:36
yeah Tom Hanks isn't
52:38
in a ton of stuff anymore that I've
52:40
seen he works constantly like every year He's
52:43
yeah, he ruined that freaking pilot
52:45
movie on Apple I'm so distant from movies
52:47
like I this you don't see this guy
52:49
much anymore You're like you're both immediately like
52:51
he works constantly like like
52:54
he sees I want to
52:56
call it a few good men, but that's not what it's called Kyle
52:58
always reminds me every Masters of the
53:00
sky. Thank you. You're close I
53:04
got zero words out of words though you use
53:06
real words You
53:10
didn't go I'm
53:17
getting better. I'm not
53:19
using sounds and clapping Yeah
53:29
Damn well, I need to expand my
53:31
movie knowledge of him then I've
53:33
spent so much time playing that fucking
53:36
Age of Empires game from decades gone
53:38
by You're missing
53:40
out on all sorts of quality entertainment. I'm
53:43
watching the important stuff. I'm watching Shogun
53:45
Shogun and what else? You
53:49
might have me because it's mostly you
53:52
I bet if I looked at
53:54
your history, it's nothing but fucking
53:57
Era or some other fucking
53:59
line Hero and Viper
54:02
and and I've also been watching some
54:05
Fallen back into Magic the Gathering Arena.
54:08
So a little bit of that guy I remember
54:10
when we got into that years ago Kyle that
54:13
guy's channel covert go blue. He's really
54:15
really good at the game He's fun
54:17
to watch play cuz like he's genuinely
54:19
very knowledgeable the game And so he'll
54:22
just but like his
54:24
whole aura is like I'm the best of
54:26
the best at this And you're a stupid
54:28
retard and you know like legitimately sometimes will
54:31
be the number one guy gay, right? Wait,
54:34
I have no idea that he didn't
54:36
jump out as gay to me. He
54:38
jumps out as sassy to me He's
54:40
definitely like he he's so sassy I
54:43
would have to watch his videos and I it seems
54:46
little me I watched tons of them I've watched a
54:48
lot of this man's conduct because they're good videos. I'm
54:50
like, yeah, I do want to learn your liquid blue
54:52
slick deck I want to learn how it works. Show
54:54
me the fucking uh The gizmo
54:57
so me how it works, but I am
54:59
just suffering through him. Oh Like
55:01
being all sassy and and and
55:03
and caddy like that's how I would describe
55:05
him Yeah, grown-ass man teaching me Magic the
55:07
Gathering my I'm don't imagine gathering
55:10
Magic the Gathering is like fucking
55:14
Like a pyramid scheme. It's like fucking am
55:16
way or fucking Tupperware or something. It's like
55:21
We all have Tupperware well,
55:23
I've got my mom's old Tupperware That's
55:26
the old set we're playing
55:29
modern modern Tupperware only Okay,
55:32
how much is to get in hundred
55:34
dollars? $100
55:37
for one one competitive set of Tupperware
55:40
and you one bowl Now you're
55:42
sitting there with everybody else with your one
55:44
bowl and you realize that your problem is
55:46
you can't play Standard or those new formats
55:49
like I'm jumping back into it now having
55:51
fun Just casually playing some games at night
55:54
occasionally, and I just play
55:56
historic so like any card that's ever
55:58
been released is You can do
56:00
it like all the decks. I made two three years
56:03
ago are still Ready
56:05
to go you hop right on there and play them
56:08
But you're right if you try and keep up with
56:10
like magic standard like it's like you
56:12
need a good job To
56:14
not notice the amount of money you're spending on
56:16
that shit. Yeah. Yeah,
56:18
it gets into the thousands I mean just it's
56:21
a very fun game though. It's so fun. I'm
56:23
not going back to that No, you don't have to go back
56:26
you should get it up I wish you would get into
56:28
like poker like like learning. There's
56:30
no wizard over magic. There's no bows
56:32
and arrows There's kings and queens and
56:35
Jack Can
56:38
you play with the jokers we will
56:40
play with the jokers if you'll play I
56:43
promise you if you agreed to play poker with the boys
56:45
they'd be like yeah, okay If
56:47
I lost the amount of money, you know, you'd be playing
56:49
you go. Hey, uh Sevens
56:52
wild right everybody like yeah
56:57
I play three sevens which allows me to
57:00
use additional cards from a deck. I brought
57:02
from home I now have
57:04
five sevens the ultimate hand
57:07
and a reverse card from Uno in
57:09
reverse card I bought this online for
57:11
six hundred dollars. It's the ultimate ace
57:15
The most fun I have in there is probably code names
57:17
and then after that It's when we play like probably
57:20
community games like Monopoly and shit like that Well
57:23
code names is great. It's just a classic awesome
57:25
game. Oh smash so hard at code names this
57:27
week That was fun. That was that was that
57:29
was good times. I was I
57:32
had a good run of Code
57:34
names in our hangout this week. I
57:36
won eight and one. Yeah, I was something similar
57:38
to that I don't know what it was exactly
57:41
I lost a few but it was some of those
57:43
few were the ones when we're all like hey what?
57:46
What happened? Yeah, I
57:49
lost one where like someone on
57:51
our team hit and guessing Like
57:53
we were not done guessing. Maybe we didn't even
57:55
guess that it happened in a
57:58
previous game and my team just hit and
58:00
guessing so that you could resume where you were and
58:02
everything was cool. Then it happened
58:04
against me and fish was just like, you
58:06
want that one though. I think I think
58:08
he wanted to having that disadvantage because that's
58:11
the one we came back. That was our 28 to
58:13
three. Remember I called it. Call
58:15
it like any Bruce pointing over there. Cause me and Woody
58:17
were on the same team there. Woody and
58:19
I were both on the red team for the first
58:21
six games of the day. And we were six to
58:23
know that we both won so much. Think of that
58:25
way. You will. You know, the ultimate team. Some
58:29
people say the best pairing in codenames history. People
58:32
are saying that people are. People say that. I hear people
58:34
come up to me all the time. They come up to
58:36
me all the time. They look at me, they say, you're
58:38
so good at words. The best at words. They say Donald,
58:40
how do I get better at words? So
58:43
you're born with it or you're not. Man,
58:47
I'd love to see all of
58:49
our presidential candidates have to play just
58:51
two rounds of code names. That
58:54
would be so telling to me. They
58:56
had like voter confidence polls beforehand and
58:58
then afterward, it'd be like, Oh geez,
59:00
I don't know. He couldn't connect airplane
59:02
and, and you
59:06
know, all jokes aside, if I, if, if
59:08
the candidates played a couple of games,
59:10
just forget your cabinet, that'll be your team. Like, like,
59:12
like Biden gets your cabinet together. Uh, you
59:15
can have the joint chiefs or whatever and like one of
59:17
them and you can have your secretary of state and Buddha
59:20
judge, you want to come in here? Yeah. Transport. Should you be
59:22
getting that bit bridge fixed? No, come on, I'll play some code
59:24
names with us. Like, like against
59:26
Trump and his, and his like scandalous group
59:29
of shit heads. He'd do it. He'd bring,
59:31
he'd bring like, like Ken Jennings or
59:33
something. He
59:36
would have a fucking good conversation
59:38
on the side and smash everybody.
59:42
There's cheating on all sides of that would
59:44
tell me more about like how with it
59:46
they were and how smart they were than
59:48
any debate. Those debates are so nonsense and
59:50
I still stand behind like thinking there will
59:52
not be any presidential debates. I haven't done
59:54
that in a while. Like would you like
59:56
trivia instead of debates? Cause they're never going
59:58
to make them debate. Not even, I mean, I guess
1:00:01
trivia by definition, not important stuff, but just stuff to show they're still
1:00:03
with it. Well, if you
1:00:05
ask them the price of bread, that's that classic, gotcha. It's like,
1:00:07
$2 or $3? It varies. But if they say $12, if they're that out
1:00:09
of it, I don't know if that matters. It
1:00:19
just sort of suggests that their lifestyle is very nice, you
1:00:21
know? They never even come close to the price of bread
1:00:23
anywhere on a receipt or anything like
1:00:25
that. But it doesn't
1:00:27
mean that they're not with it. They don't think
1:00:29
it's $19.70 or $21.70 or whenever bread should be $12, they just don't
1:00:31
know the price of bread. I'd
1:00:38
rather see, I don't know, I'd like to see what they think
1:00:41
about some geopolitical stuff and maybe some hard questions. They never ask
1:00:43
hard questions. They always dance around,
1:00:46
like actually saying anything bad about their donors
1:00:48
and the big funds that nobody ever really wants to go
1:00:50
after oil. Nobody ever
1:00:52
really wants to start talking about getting to
1:00:54
that carbon neutral. Shit
1:00:59
without nuclear is absurd. I don't know why there's
1:01:01
no nuclear proponents who are like, yes, it just
1:01:03
makes so much sense.
1:01:05
It makes so much sense. It
1:01:08
does make a lot of sense. There
1:01:10
are nuclear proponents. I feel like lately when I listen to Ted
1:01:12
talks and stuff, even the greenest of
1:01:14
people are more pro-nuclear. Yeah,
1:01:17
it's the way. And the best part is like, we've got so much
1:01:19
fuel already just sitting around and
1:01:21
holes in the ground all over the country. And those secret
1:01:23
silos aimed at our enemies. You're like, we're ready to go.
1:01:36
They can use that, I'm sure, as fuel. Weapons
1:01:39
grade plutonium? I don't know. It's not a thing
1:01:41
I know. Uranium, I think.
1:01:45
Maybe in a hydrogen bomb. It's
1:01:47
not a thing. And that's what we're
1:01:49
talking about. Yeah. I
1:01:52
mean, it's just like, we've got so much fuel already just sitting around and
1:01:54
holes in the ground all over the country. And those secret silos aimed
1:01:56
at our enemies. You're like, we're
1:01:58
ready to go. I have proven my
1:02:01
point about how I don't know Utilizes
1:02:04
hydrogen and the
1:02:07
nuclear bomb utilizes nuclear Duh
1:02:11
is my we brought our expert this
1:02:13
week. So they all go clean so
1:02:15
it's easy to mistake Like
1:02:18
and people will be like would you want one in
1:02:20
your backyard and it's like two or three
1:02:22
That's how we get power down here that and hydroelectric
1:02:25
like like key away There's a big one and I
1:02:27
think there's two or three down here like not
1:02:30
not near Atlanta But near where I'm from
1:02:32
in Northeast Georgia I've been to the I
1:02:34
think I went to the Kiwi power plant was fat
1:02:36
But a field trip one time and
1:02:38
of course you go through their museum and they're like
1:02:41
this banana has more radiation than I
1:02:43
reacted It's like that can't be true.
1:02:45
Like the door God has seven fingers
1:02:47
on that hand That'd
1:02:51
be great they had a burn victim as the tour guide
1:02:53
Why don't why don't we put a bunch of nuclear power
1:02:55
plants in Hazardly
1:03:10
that like that really cheery motivational
1:03:12
speaker from Australia with no limbs
1:03:15
They'd wheel him around and that's you
1:03:17
didn't know about this guy. No. Yeah,
1:03:19
he can swim or maybe they're just
1:03:21
maybe there's always a cut quickly Wait,
1:03:23
is it the Georgia or something? I
1:03:26
don't think so, but he if Remember
1:03:29
with no arms. I watched
1:03:32
the swim with no arms. He's fucking badass He
1:03:35
was yeah, but he had legs He did
1:03:37
have legs. He swam like a dolphin. He didn't
1:03:39
breathe 50 meters. He
1:03:41
just held his breath and swim underwater the
1:03:43
whole time Oh, apparently Nick
1:03:46
Vujicic from Australia
1:03:49
Yes, how do you lose the arms? Born
1:03:51
without arms and born without legs Yeah,
1:03:54
he's jumping in the pool. Show me a picture this guy.
1:03:56
I gotta see what he looks like. Does he look like
1:03:59
a tadpole or something? something he
1:04:02
he's not very mobile looking
1:04:04
you know like let's see look like
1:04:08
what what are those whales at the
1:04:10
Atlanta aquarium woody that looks like they've
1:04:12
got hips Luga Luga they look like
1:04:14
a shape like a beluga whale I
1:04:17
want to see this what is this you look at
1:04:20
the beluga whale from the right angle it's kind of
1:04:22
sexy why is this on LinkedIn it's good look
1:04:24
at it look at him there is fucking jean
1:04:26
shorts on now depending on whether
1:04:28
or not this video if you play it
1:04:30
shows him going down or up would
1:04:33
change my opinion of his definitely down but
1:04:35
look at how calm the person behind him
1:04:37
is like he's done this before he's he's
1:04:40
women dude it's a missed opportunity at his
1:04:42
name is Nick like this
1:04:45
floating guy with no arms and
1:04:47
no legs should be named Bob
1:04:49
a hundred yeah look he's in
1:04:51
a good mood he's always talking
1:04:54
early Halloween I bet his Halloween
1:04:57
cogs right and then a hint of a
1:04:59
foot that he's got a little
1:05:01
little thing down a little helper foot
1:05:03
that's how you got that no wonder he's got
1:05:05
three or four kids look at that hog he's
1:05:08
got four kids you
1:05:11
think it work it you think his lady you know for
1:05:13
him that inner you think he gets her with that little
1:05:15
baby foot I bet look at that face
1:05:17
that guy does whatever he pleases she
1:05:19
better be into that so yeah I'm dealing with
1:05:21
that opportunity really I'm glad that
1:05:23
some people are able to find what
1:05:26
happiness man I
1:05:28
well I'd I'd it's my
1:05:30
way over to drowning myself in that pool if this
1:05:32
happened to me I'm gonna tell you right now not
1:05:34
if you have his skills he's gonna your I figured
1:05:36
out I'd put my head in that fucking like that
1:05:39
round filter effect filter fought and just go upside
1:05:41
down in there look at this
1:05:43
guy I was talking about Giorgio or
1:05:45
something then
1:05:47
now this guy looks like he had arms
1:05:49
because it looks like there's a scar something
1:05:51
there hmm where
1:05:54
the other guy Oh gee no
1:05:56
arm kind of guy what the zangtown now that's
1:05:58
not the guy was thinking of Okay,
1:06:01
I want to see how how far he's kicked himself
1:06:03
out of the water here like
1:06:06
Like is he how far out of
1:06:08
the water is this guy? He's probably has two legs to get
1:06:11
that high No
1:06:13
limb athletes When
1:06:17
I swam in college one of
1:06:19
the other teams had a dude with one leg
1:06:22
and he sucked You
1:06:30
coming into your lane Okay,
1:06:33
I'm late obviously this guy can swim
1:06:35
he has likes well, I mean still
1:06:38
though he doesn't have funny fucking arms I'm gonna
1:06:40
fish. Yeah, that's true. Are
1:06:42
you a deal? Are you are
1:06:44
you a competent good swimmer Kyle? No,
1:06:47
no, I can keep myself alive I don't
1:06:50
think I would drown Unless
1:06:53
the waters were like pretty choppy But
1:06:56
but if it got anything more than that, I would go
1:06:58
down I think that I can
1:07:02
Yeah, not a good swimmer. So you don't know
1:07:04
like the strokes you couldn't do I know them
1:07:06
freestyle Backstroke knowing them and doing
1:07:08
them is another thing doing them. Well is
1:07:10
another thing It's just I
1:07:12
know them but I'm not a good swimmer now
1:07:15
Okay, I'm I'm part of me
1:07:18
Still thinks when I hear like
1:07:20
an adult say like I don't know how to swim Part
1:07:23
of me is like just get in the water and it'll
1:07:26
just happen like just intuitively
1:07:28
like how like move in the water
1:07:30
and Then the woody as a
1:07:32
lifeguard is like no obviously not you People
1:07:35
to swim it's not natural for humans at all.
1:07:38
It seems so easy Maybe it's a leg is
1:07:40
one lessons as a kid. It was our
1:07:42
that they don't just get horizontal
1:07:44
They're sort of bobbing up and down and
1:07:46
sort of like trying to pull themselves out
1:07:48
and add it with wide fingers. Oh It's
1:07:52
it's weird watching someone drown like that I think
1:07:54
I saw a news story where like a kid
1:07:57
fell in a pool and two adults drowned trying
1:07:59
to save the kid in the pool. What?
1:08:03
What the fuck? No one was paying attention. How big was
1:08:05
this pool? No one? I wish I was there. That would
1:08:07
be like no big deal. Saving
1:08:09
a child? Triple kill! You
1:08:12
have to save the two adults who went in after. That's
1:08:14
not hard either. What are you going
1:08:17
to have is not just those other hands. I
1:08:20
really do think if you're like Woody save all three
1:08:22
of them, hold a brick in one hand, I'd be
1:08:24
okay. Yeah. I don't think I could
1:08:26
save them. I think I could get the kid out of there, but
1:08:28
I'm not going in for an adult anyway. Yeah.
1:08:31
Get your principles. You should have learned to swim. Nothing.
1:08:33
I better be a hot adult. If it's something like
1:08:35
fat dude that fell in is like. Right.
1:08:40
But if he's hot, you're there. Yeah.
1:08:43
If like John Stamos fell in. I'm
1:08:45
glad you went with crack head on the fucking
1:08:47
step on the way. I'm like, holy shit. I
1:08:50
got from full house. But get him out of there. Yeah.
1:08:52
Did you guys have a, when you would swim
1:08:54
in pools or whatever as a kid, obviously there
1:08:57
were those pictures of the people breaking their neck
1:08:59
from diving. Oh yeah. But there,
1:09:02
I never knew anyone who that happened to. And
1:09:04
I'm realizing now, I think adults might've been
1:09:06
fibbing to me about like local
1:09:09
kids getting paralyzed from it. There's
1:09:11
Woody. You would know is that that's not
1:09:14
super common, right? Not that I know
1:09:16
of, but I mean diving in hitting like
1:09:18
into a shallow. I feel like
1:09:20
hitting your hitting the bottom and getting a
1:09:22
scrape is super common. Hitting the
1:09:24
bottom and getting a neck injury. I've never seen
1:09:26
it. Yeah. That was like a mythos, like
1:09:29
a, like a tooth fairy level thing. Like when
1:09:31
I'd go swimming, like parents would like, don't you
1:09:33
dive in there? Remember what happened to little Timmy
1:09:35
Smith up the road and it's like Timmy Smith.
1:09:37
I never heard of him. And they're like, and
1:09:39
you never will again, because
1:09:42
he's paralyzed. Every
1:09:45
swimmer is a competitive swimmer who's dove
1:09:47
into a pool of thousand, 2000, 6,000
1:09:50
times. It has hit their face on
1:09:52
the bottom at one point. I had a teammate. He
1:09:54
was really good. He was all American. And
1:09:56
he would always do this thing at the start of
1:09:58
every practice where he jumped. up abnormally
1:10:01
high and then he went straight
1:10:03
down and the water was like three and a
1:10:05
half feet deep and he was always fine.
1:10:08
That, it's just trying to
1:10:10
loosen himself up. I think he was showing
1:10:12
off. It was a thing that he was good at and if
1:10:14
you looked at it, you'd be like that, it has
1:10:17
to be dangerous. Everyone jumped
1:10:19
in the shallow end but we would take a shallow dive.
1:10:22
This guy went straight down like a
1:10:24
pencil and then underwater he would just
1:10:26
curve it up and save it. I'm going
1:10:28
to swim more this summer. That sounds
1:10:30
fun. My pool
1:10:32
is tomorrow. Well, kind of.
1:10:34
It takes a while for the water to get clean
1:10:37
but tomorrow the guy's coming. A lot
1:10:39
of kids would jump off into the rock
1:10:41
quarries when I was a kid. Lots
1:10:44
of, especially in Elberton, Georgia, there's just tons of
1:10:46
these quarries and basically it's a square hole underneath
1:10:49
the dirt. Surprise, surprise. And you're just on top
1:10:52
of a giant cap of
1:10:54
granite that encompasses the entire
1:10:56
county. You can
1:10:58
cut square holes into the ground that is
1:11:00
just rock. It's just rock
1:11:02
down there. It's solid and deep. Super
1:11:06
deep, right? Like too deep for a human to
1:11:08
touch maybe? What do you mean touch?
1:11:11
Like if you drag him to the bottom
1:11:13
and come back with a rock. Who even
1:11:15
fucking knows? Because what they'll do is they're
1:11:17
mining essentially in these quarries and the sides
1:11:20
of the quarry have these square holes and
1:11:22
it's a huge hole in the ground and
1:11:24
then it's full of water. I
1:11:27
went to a place that there's a
1:11:29
skeet shooting place, sporting clay place in
1:11:32
Elberton where they utilize rock quarries. So
1:11:34
they'll throw the skeet out over the
1:11:36
rock quarries and you'll shoot them out
1:11:38
there. And it's cool because the
1:11:40
shot will hit the opposite side and you can see
1:11:42
it hit the rock. And the
1:11:45
skeet always hits the rock in the same
1:11:47
place. So it's just stained the rock orange
1:11:49
because about millions of them have fucking hit
1:11:51
that rock. But the
1:11:53
bottom is God knows. You don't know. Maybe
1:11:55
it's 50, 60, 70, 150. You
1:11:57
don't know. So they would.
1:12:00
Um, I see they kids around here
1:12:02
have always Set up
1:12:04
these giant rope swings and cable pulley
1:12:06
swings. They sometimes utilize some of the
1:12:08
leftover cranes and And
1:12:11
stuff like that and I remember
1:12:13
my dad growing up told a story about His
1:12:16
brother-in-law was standing there while people were doing
1:12:18
the the swing and the way it worked
1:12:20
he swung out you let go do a
1:12:22
flip land in the water and then
1:12:24
there's a uh, A string
1:12:26
tied to the cable you
1:12:29
swing out on a cable But there's a string tied to the
1:12:31
cable so we can retrieve the cable so the next person can
1:12:33
go Well, my dad's
1:12:35
brother-in-law is literally just an idiot
1:12:37
like probably special and He's
1:12:40
standing like a cartoon character in the
1:12:42
coil of rope Like
1:12:45
we're here to do the thing like don't imagine
1:12:47
that he's like having a beer by a campfire
1:12:49
way over there We're all here on a ledge
1:12:52
Standing like wily coyote on the edge of
1:12:54
the cliff. He has he is wily coyote
1:12:57
Anding in the fuck elmer fudd like
1:13:00
like and so the next person
1:13:02
goes and And
1:13:05
it's brick mason cord if you don't you're
1:13:07
not familiar with this very strong very
1:13:10
thin string It's it's like super fishing
1:13:12
line maybe but it is string nylon
1:13:15
Wraps around his foot drags him out
1:13:17
upside down over the fucking quarry while the
1:13:19
other person is swinging along too And
1:13:22
he dangles as I think slices and cuts
1:13:24
through his fucking foot in like eight different
1:13:26
places And they're so poor back then
1:13:28
dad's like Grandmama was
1:13:30
putting tomatoes and potatoes and
1:13:33
roots and And
1:13:35
they were spitting tobacco juice on it
1:13:41
Wouldn't you know it got real infected I
1:13:44
was like did that that worked he's like near about
1:13:46
fell off Oh That's
1:13:57
so funny dude my grandpa and your dad They
1:14:00
would just fic
1:14:02
his thieves. They would get along so well. The way you
1:14:05
say he phrases and talks about things. It's
1:14:07
just a country farmer southern
1:14:10
thing to have that archetype. Dad's
1:14:13
watched too many Coen brothers movies so he
1:14:15
likes that old timey silly
1:14:18
like I don't know
1:14:21
dialogue so he's silly the way he
1:14:23
does that stuff. He loves the brother
1:14:25
where Art thou and what's
1:14:27
the other one? When
1:14:30
I was ground Buster's raising Arizona raising Arizona
1:14:32
if you've never seen raising Arizona not you
1:14:34
Taylor. I would bet my life my grandpa
1:14:36
hasn't seen any of those movies. This is
1:14:38
just the way he talked. Yeah,
1:14:43
damn. So did you ever leap into
1:14:45
the quarry fuck no no because ever
1:14:48
no, I don't think I was ever invited
1:14:50
from being 100% honest, but I also remember
1:14:52
my cousin saying that. I
1:14:56
swear this happened. He dreamt my dad told him
1:14:58
he's like hey, you shouldn't be doing that dangerous.
1:15:00
You know when I was growing up kids would
1:15:02
get hurt and your uncle party
1:15:05
fucking like nearly lost his foot one
1:15:07
time. Your uncle lefty. And
1:15:13
so Scott said he had
1:15:15
a dream that he that he drowned
1:15:17
like they've been going every every weekend
1:15:19
and spending the whole weekend up there
1:15:21
jumping like doing backflips and shit, but
1:15:23
he dreamt that he drowned so he
1:15:25
didn't go and the day he didn't
1:15:27
go is buddy drowned like
1:15:30
buddy jumps in hit something under the water didn't
1:15:32
come up like. The
1:15:34
Reaper needed a soul it would have been him but
1:15:37
I don't know maybe that's the scary part
1:15:39
died if he was there for him. Oh,
1:15:43
that's what I said. That's what I said at the
1:15:45
funeral to a. Here
1:15:50
lies Travis. It's Scott's fault. Yeah. I
1:15:57
always called Scott his guardian angel. The
1:16:01
one day he wasn't there. I've like done
1:16:03
not a quarry jump, but I've done stuff
1:16:05
like that in the Ozarks, like off the
1:16:08
like Rocky outcrops over it,
1:16:11
especially with the ropes. And
1:16:13
sometimes you'll be doing it. Like if you drive
1:16:15
through the Ozarks, there will be like
1:16:19
the local spots that you're passing on the way
1:16:21
to like where the people who live in Kansas
1:16:23
city or St. Louis or whatever go and swim.
1:16:26
And they will be like the oldest rickety as
1:16:28
ropes as these like locals are
1:16:30
swinging out and some of them are like fat
1:16:33
as shit, fat as
1:16:36
shit swinging out over this and the
1:16:38
rope holds. And so that just, but
1:16:40
you see that and you're like, that's a matter of time. Someone's
1:16:43
going to, you know, there's a bunch of jagged rocks that if
1:16:45
you were to fall 15 feet,
1:16:48
you know, prematurely in your swing, you're going
1:16:50
to break your legs. Or I think that
1:16:52
an athletic person can fall just much better.
1:16:55
Like I think that if that's true and
1:16:57
a lot of these people are drunk and I think you're better
1:16:59
at falling if you're drunk. I,
1:17:02
all right, I'm gonna, I'm good. I think you're better
1:17:04
at having a car accident if you're drunk, but
1:17:06
I think that if they're out there, they get
1:17:08
most of them. Yeah.
1:17:10
It's running a ball. More loosey,
1:17:13
juicy, they're not posting up on
1:17:15
that wheel, but I think if you're
1:17:17
gonna like fall down an embankment, you want to have your
1:17:19
wits about you. So you can maybe, you
1:17:21
know, not snap your knees backwards or
1:17:23
like post up. Like I said. Yeah,
1:17:25
maybe I just do a lot of
1:17:28
sports where people fall, whether it be
1:17:30
paramotoring, paragliding, acrobatic, paragliding
1:17:32
or motorcycling, people fall. Dirt
1:17:34
biking. And there is a
1:17:36
giant correlation between how athletic they are and
1:17:38
how often they get hurt. Like the
1:17:41
athletes, they just bounce better, man.
1:17:43
Part of it's because they're lighter. You know, they just,
1:17:46
if you weigh one 50 falling is not as big a deal
1:17:48
as if you weigh two 50, but
1:17:50
also, I don't know, like muscles help
1:17:52
a little bit and just being fit
1:17:55
and athletic. Um, yeah, your
1:17:57
tendons and the connective tissues are all like
1:17:59
tougher, stronger. better if you're working out, you know,
1:18:01
maybe you're making good fast decisions
1:18:03
during the fall too, you know, that,
1:18:05
that somebody else isn't, I'm not sure.
1:18:08
You can see that it's like with ice skating, like
1:18:11
there were times where like for school events or
1:18:13
whatever, we'd all go ice skating or something. And
1:18:16
someone who knows what they're doing, like they fall
1:18:18
and they like, they know it'll like try and
1:18:20
land on their hip, their, their quad, like take
1:18:22
some of the pressure off in the
1:18:24
soft area. Don't stick your hand out like this
1:18:26
and break your wrist like an idiot. And then
1:18:28
sometimes you'd see someone fall who clearly had never
1:18:31
skated before. And they do like, uh, they
1:18:33
do like a, uh, a three
1:18:35
stooges, like whoop, whoop, whoop, where their feet
1:18:38
start coming out and they just tumble backwards,
1:18:40
hit their head. And it's like, Oh, that,
1:18:42
that could have been catastrophic. We could have
1:18:44
watched that woman die right just now in
1:18:47
the middle of our field trip and not
1:18:49
gotten to go to the tacos or the
1:18:51
hot dog stand motorcycle parallels on that. Like
1:18:53
I watched these people who are very good
1:18:56
at YouTube and there's two motorcycle disciplines called
1:18:58
hardened Duro and trials. And both of them
1:19:00
are real slow speed things where they're climbing
1:19:02
on like, I don't know, sewage
1:19:05
pipes that are six feet tall rocks that are
1:19:07
four feet tall. The sort of thing where you
1:19:09
like you're doing
1:19:11
a wheelie stationary and then you don't
1:19:13
hop onto the next rock. If you
1:19:15
can, yeah, but trials, the game, the
1:19:18
video game back. Okay. So, um, these
1:19:21
guys do that. And when they fall, it's amazing
1:19:23
to me because they managed to do it. Like
1:19:25
they see the fall coming. They decide that it's
1:19:27
time to bail. And then they
1:19:30
let themselves and their motorcycles down
1:19:32
and nothing's damaged. Meanwhile, like I'll
1:19:36
be on like a trail where to the right,
1:19:38
if I fall, it's three feet lower and to
1:19:40
the left, if it's three feet higher and I'm
1:19:42
just. The closest I can come
1:19:44
is try to fall to the high side, like let's
1:19:47
air on the high side, because if I fall with
1:19:49
the three feet drop, I'm kind of fucked. I'm not
1:19:51
that good at it. Like it, I'll look like a
1:19:53
non-athlete when I fall to the low side and other
1:19:56
people are just amazing. It's
1:20:00
for someone who's like direly
1:20:03
unathletic. Yes Yes,
1:20:06
it's I hate it. Oh I've
1:20:09
told this story before in college. I got thrown
1:20:11
out of the dorms and I had to like
1:20:13
quick Scurry and I got
1:20:15
this This woman was
1:20:17
renting out extra bedrooms to help her pay
1:20:19
rent. Well one of the other persons who
1:20:21
rented a different bedroom Wild
1:20:24
loser like crazy social anxiety He would
1:20:26
have like he got like straight A's
1:20:28
but he's always trying to kill himself
1:20:30
and he couldn't he had no friends
1:20:32
and And he
1:20:34
couldn't exist in like any crowds. Yeah, he committing suicide
1:20:36
was like a twice a week thing for him and Really
1:20:41
sucked at it. He was terrible at
1:20:43
everything except for school, which I envy
1:20:45
but uh Anyway,
1:20:48
I was like this poor guy, you know, like he
1:20:50
doesn't have any friends. I'm gonna play frisbee with him
1:20:53
Huge fucking mistake right like I
1:20:55
throw the frisbee at him Pregnant
1:20:57
Lee hit him in the fucking nose and he doesn't catch
1:21:00
it. Okay, whatever he picks it up He
1:21:02
throws me he's off by 90 degrees
1:21:05
and I'm like Am
1:21:07
I supposed to get that like I'm closer to
1:21:09
it. It's closer to you But
1:21:13
no I didn't I ran and I got it
1:21:15
and I threw it from there and I'm just
1:21:17
like running to wherever he's Randomly throwing this thing.
1:21:19
She's like you are not athletic enough to be
1:21:21
my friend. I'm failing Like
1:21:38
I know I've told some of these stories before but
1:21:40
like one time he took pills and
1:21:43
like So I like call
1:21:45
911 we get the EMTs there he
1:21:47
calls his mom and he's
1:21:49
like mom I've done it It's over now. I'm
1:21:51
gonna die. I just wanted to call you and
1:21:53
say goodbye and it's like Jesus
1:21:55
Christ. You're gonna be fine He
1:21:59
was Um, there was another
1:22:01
time I just heard banging from his
1:22:03
room And uh, he had
1:22:05
this little plastic first aid kit that he was
1:22:07
banging on a mirror and he later told me
1:22:09
that He was hoping the
1:22:12
mirror would break and slice his jugular.
1:22:14
What? This is a terror This
1:22:17
is not a valid suicide. Yeah, this guy
1:22:19
was seeking attention in all the wrong ways
1:22:23
He should have tried being better at sports He
1:22:25
was in a lot of pain. What uh, what race
1:22:27
was he he's a white guy ugly
1:22:30
white guy but fin Ugly
1:22:33
too Ah,
1:22:36
just irredeemable fucking loser Not
1:22:38
you couldn't couldn't find a you
1:22:40
know hated hated elevators Just
1:22:43
couldn't get to the top of a building in his life. Like
1:22:45
there was a hit on our base Okay
1:22:48
I I was trying to think of like
1:22:50
the most unathletic person i've ever played sports with And
1:22:54
it was this kid in little league
1:22:56
and he was just slow Like
1:22:58
not with it perfectly intelligent
1:23:01
person, but it just seemed like
1:23:03
He was slow like in everything he
1:23:06
did. It was like he moved at
1:23:08
point eight speed Sort of
1:23:10
like if he said hey bob that's not his
1:23:12
name. He went hey bob he'd go What?
1:23:16
He was just so slow to react and it was Why
1:23:19
was bob on third base? I can't tell you
1:23:21
but I remember dad like It's
1:23:24
practice and dad's hitting he's got an aluminum
1:23:26
baseball bat in one hand He's tossing up
1:23:28
a ball and he's hitting it two people
1:23:30
to make them be feel or t-ball baseball
1:23:33
Okay, we're like 13 we
1:23:35
can throw and so He
1:23:39
hits it to this big black kid
1:23:41
that was playing shortstop octavius Octavius
1:23:43
grabs that shit and he was so
1:23:45
close to third base But he turned
1:23:48
and he launched it at bob over
1:23:50
third base and bob never got
1:23:52
his hands up He just ate
1:23:54
it in the mouth. Just ate the baseball
1:23:56
right into his braces and like
1:23:59
cuts his lips all All the fuck up from
1:24:01
the braces he's crying and the EMT is
1:24:03
giving him oxygen and it's like Well,
1:24:06
yeah, they're always there to ballpark the ballpark
1:24:08
has like There's
1:24:10
like four or five games going on simultaneously
1:24:12
at the you know at the ballpark. So
1:24:15
kids get hurt all the time There's always EMTs there
1:24:17
me but but it's like I've
1:24:20
never seen anybody not get their hands
1:24:22
up. It's baseball It's like what you're
1:24:24
there to do like like like it's
1:24:26
what you're there to do is you have been expecting a
1:24:28
throw Yeah, right. I
1:24:30
can't imagine a world where you're caught by surprise,
1:24:32
you know, you're you're gaming I'll
1:24:40
be safe in line at the bank I
1:24:44
mean like it's like if you're playing goalie Taylor
1:24:46
in someone like hits a medium
1:24:48
one at you Intending for you to
1:24:50
catch it, you know what I mean?
1:24:52
Like like that's the person throwing the thing wants you to
1:24:55
catch it It's not the opposite. So it's just you
1:24:57
don't drop many true And if you're
1:24:59
dropping more than one like a day,
1:25:01
there's something got to play outfield or something, right? You
1:25:04
gotta move out of there. It's important to catch him back
1:25:06
there, too. He was so slow. He couldn't
1:25:08
do anything Position where it's less
1:25:10
important to catch Is
1:25:13
it right field the easiest one because people tend not to
1:25:15
hit it there as much Most
1:25:18
hat most hitters are right-handed. So they're not gonna
1:25:20
hit it to right field most of the time
1:25:22
So yeah, there's probably doing the least amount of
1:25:24
fielding out in right field but
1:25:28
Everybody needs to catch, you know, unless you're a
1:25:30
pinch hitter. Yeah, that's what I need to get
1:25:32
a change hitter Okay, but you probably have to
1:25:34
hit Yeah, he only hit all
1:25:36
you do or designated hitter as well Where
1:25:39
where could a guy who doesn't hit well
1:25:41
or catch her throw well play coach
1:25:44
or um, All right, if
1:25:46
there's a coach you can umpire and then and
1:25:48
guys that can't catch throw
1:25:51
or count have to
1:25:53
be coaches and Guys that don't
1:25:55
know anything about the game. I guess end up being
1:25:57
the umpires. There's a couple of umpires that are like
1:26:00
There's a whole YouTube series made about how
1:26:02
bad they are. And
1:26:05
I think all major sports are fixed. I can't
1:26:07
get over it. My vision deteriorates. I think I'm
1:26:09
getting more qualified to be an ump. Do
1:26:12
it. I
1:26:15
was in a, like I winged
1:26:17
this girl with the hockey puck when I was
1:26:19
like eight, nine years old
1:26:21
in the radio school gym. Actually
1:26:25
winged is the wrong word. I caught her square
1:26:27
in the teeth with one of
1:26:29
those orange pucks because
1:26:32
she was in a, I was trying,
1:26:34
you know, gym floor hockey
1:26:37
and me and one of my buddies who
1:26:39
I played hockey with actually the Marine guy, I've talked about many
1:26:41
times, one of my very close friends. We were
1:26:43
both on the same team in our gym, uh, you
1:26:46
know, hockey squad. And
1:26:48
this girl, Ashley, sorry, sorry,
1:26:51
Ashley, like it's not that big of a, sorry,
1:26:53
she got to go home afterward, but I, everyone
1:26:56
was keeping the puck on the ground. And
1:26:58
so the goalies were having a very easy time.
1:27:00
They were just like laying the stick on the
1:27:03
ground and I'm like, not today. I got, I
1:27:05
can lift this easy peasy because obviously before, you
1:27:07
know, those plastic hockey sticks with
1:27:09
like the straight blades, I did
1:27:11
what everybody does beforehand where I put my foot on
1:27:13
it on the ground and you kind of crank it
1:27:15
up and you bend that you had a big old
1:27:18
wicked curve in it so that you can get some
1:27:20
speed on the puck. And I ripped
1:27:22
it as hard as my little eight year old arms
1:27:24
could. And it immediately became apparent
1:27:26
to me that it, I put too
1:27:28
much curve on, I put too much curve in
1:27:30
my stick because it was five
1:27:33
feet high, maybe six feet
1:27:35
from my stick. It would have missed very
1:27:37
high. I probably would have hit the backboard
1:27:39
because that's what the goal was under and it
1:27:41
caught her right in the mouth. She didn't make a single
1:27:43
move. She only had one hand on her stick. Wasn't even
1:27:45
fucking paying attention. So she was openly
1:27:47
weeping that my teacher got mad at me
1:27:50
as if it's like my fault. I'm playing
1:27:52
to win. I'm hard of a champion. I'm
1:27:56
trying to pad my stat line. I already had a couple of assists
1:27:58
trying to get a goal for the. the day and
1:28:00
no, then she had to go home and
1:28:03
he made a new rule that you couldn't
1:28:05
bend the sticks and that you couldn't take
1:28:07
the puck off of the ground anymore. We're
1:28:10
not even playing hockey. Serious question. If
1:28:14
unless things have changed in the NHL,
1:28:16
there are rules about how much bend you
1:28:18
can put on the stick. Now
1:28:20
I've always felt like the more bend you
1:28:22
put on the stick, it's a little more
1:28:24
helpful for when you're on your forehand and
1:28:26
it's a little hurtful when you're on your
1:28:28
backhand because it's been the wrong way. So
1:28:32
I sort of thought the bend would kind of
1:28:34
self-regulate mostly and people would put on an appropriate
1:28:36
amount of bend so they could handle it well
1:28:39
both forehand and backhand. Why
1:28:41
are there rules? The curve of the blade, you mean? Yeah. Am
1:28:44
I saying it wrong? I thought you were talking about stick flex for
1:28:46
a second, but okay. Curve of the blade. Curve of the
1:28:48
blade, I'm sorry. Why
1:28:51
at the NHL, the top, when you're not
1:28:53
worried about people's roofing it, is
1:28:55
there a rule on how much you can bend your blade
1:28:57
or curve your blade? It doesn't make any
1:29:00
sense. There are some rules. They
1:29:03
have to be within a certain dimension size.
1:29:06
So Zach, pull
1:29:08
up Ryan O'Reilly's hockey stick. Him
1:29:12
and Leon Dryside are two guys who push
1:29:14
it to the absolute limit with how big
1:29:16
and goofy they can make the shape of
1:29:18
their stick, but it all comes down to
1:29:20
what you're doing the most. So
1:29:23
if you're always taking wrist shots, you might
1:29:25
have a little more curve or at least
1:29:27
what's allowable, like to the maximum. If you're
1:29:29
taking slap shots often, or
1:29:32
you're a face off guy, then you're going to
1:29:34
have a different thing. So Ryan O'Reilly's stick, which
1:29:36
Zach will bring up in a second, has the
1:29:38
most goofy, absurd toe curve in
1:29:41
the NHL. And that's because
1:29:43
he's the best face off guy that
1:29:45
the NHL has had in many, many
1:29:47
years. And so having that extra little
1:29:49
hook there. Oh shit, it's flat. Except
1:29:52
the tip. The rule is that the
1:29:55
length of the overall blade, like from
1:29:57
where the stick comes out, can't be
1:30:00
like more than an inch or a couple inches
1:30:02
or something like that. And so he chose to
1:30:04
have the whole blade be pretty much stick straight
1:30:07
until the end and all the curve is at the
1:30:09
end. And that means that when he's doing face offs,
1:30:11
he can kind of curl that around. And
1:30:13
nobody else's stick is like that because everyone
1:30:15
else is like, this is retarded. It affects
1:30:17
my shooting. It affects my handling. It affects
1:30:19
everything, but he's used to it. And so
1:30:22
he's still the best face off guy because he has a
1:30:24
goofy ass stick. They
1:30:27
do have rules for like how big
1:30:29
a stick can be that occasionally they
1:30:31
have to make allowances. Like,
1:30:33
yeah, Zidane Ochara, who's like
1:30:36
six, nine, six, 10, none
1:30:38
of the regular size. How old is him? Oh,
1:30:40
he's, he's out of the league. He's like, Oh, mid
1:30:42
mid forties. Now, one of the, one of the blues
1:30:45
players, Colton Peraco, he's like six, six or six,
1:30:47
seven. This is a defense minute. So he's allowed to
1:30:49
have the bigger sticks. And
1:30:51
I saw in a game once, like these refs were
1:30:53
on the ball because technically
1:30:55
it is legal for Colton Peraco to use
1:30:57
that stick, but it is not legal for
1:30:59
any other player on the ice to use
1:31:02
that stick because it's an illegal stick for
1:31:04
them. And so the rule is, so Kyle
1:31:07
probably doesn't know this. If, if
1:31:09
a defenseman loses their stick, a forward gives
1:31:12
him their stick because it's more important that
1:31:14
defensemen have a stick than a forward. Even
1:31:16
sometimes I believe the wrong way to give
1:31:18
him a lefty stick. It's all backwards, but
1:31:21
you like need poke checking and that defensive
1:31:23
tool. If a goalie loses his stick
1:31:26
and there's no one around to help and the sticks
1:31:28
knocked into the corner, whatever defensemen, you know, give the
1:31:30
goalie the stick. It's very important. The goalie has that
1:31:33
there. And so at one point a
1:31:35
player's stick broke and he went to pick up Colton
1:31:37
Peraco's off the ground and start using it in the
1:31:39
play. And immediately the ref was
1:31:41
like illegal stick maneuver. You can't,
1:31:43
you can't play with that. You can't do that. And
1:31:45
it's like, that's what you miss. Someone's gonna need their
1:31:47
teeth pummeled in three feet from you, but you caught
1:31:49
the illegal stick. Yeah, it's cool. I
1:31:51
still don't know why they would put a rule about the bent,
1:31:53
the curve of the stick. I, I,
1:31:56
yeah, I guess because it would be so
1:31:58
easy for. For wrist shot guys
1:32:01
to abuse that I don't actually
1:32:03
know I've got this is a goalie I'm not sure
1:32:05
the stick break from doing it sticks
1:32:07
break all the time. That's probably one It's
1:32:09
probably making this the thing like too weak,
1:32:11
right? You can't well you can't
1:32:13
play if you're dangerous I think it's
1:32:15
very dangerous because they're carbon fiber and so
1:32:18
you can stab someone with a very Accidentally
1:32:20
or easily so like if your stick starts
1:32:22
to break at all, you know, you
1:32:24
have to drop it Like you can't do
1:32:26
anything with the broken Advancement
1:32:29
in the major sports is going to be
1:32:31
as far as equipment or technology like like
1:32:34
I mean NFL as much
1:32:36
as I despise The NFL and all they stand for
1:32:38
like man They put on a fucking show with
1:32:40
all those that The
1:32:43
the cameras that zip around above
1:32:45
the players on those wires. Yeah,
1:32:47
that's neat Not only are they
1:32:49
like right on the money where
1:32:51
they need to be but they look
1:32:53
incredible like They
1:32:56
do a good job Um, that's wondering
1:32:58
about changing the ball So
1:33:01
that's so it's a really
1:33:03
significant change. It's gonna be some
1:33:05
space-age polymer and hollow inside Oh,
1:33:08
I saw that can you maybe grab a picture
1:33:10
of the potential NBA ball? I saw that How
1:33:13
is it not it's gonna pick up crap isn't
1:33:15
it? It's got like holes in it Oh,
1:33:17
I didn't think of that you would think
1:33:19
it would in Streetball like, you know Yeah,
1:33:21
it's like a Johnson outboard motor up Yeah,
1:33:25
really does It
1:33:27
probably no, I don't know what that
1:33:29
is Yeah, I
1:33:31
can't imagine that most players would in the
1:33:33
middle of their career want the ball to
1:33:35
change Like they've got to be
1:33:37
kind of pissed about that. It's like hey, I've kind of honed
1:33:39
my craft of shooting the ball and like The
1:33:43
player I'm sorry Kyle like I'm thinking let's
1:33:45
say that I've got mediocre
1:33:47
handles and I'm great at shooting and This
1:33:50
new ball is a little more dead and doesn't bounce
1:33:52
off the rim. It just tends to fall in Maybe
1:33:55
I'm like, this is great for me. That whole dribbling
1:33:57
thing was never my cup of tea. Anyway But
1:34:00
if all my shots go down now and you show
1:34:02
us that ball zack that the new The
1:34:05
I I don't think they're going to do you're not going to
1:34:07
do that. They're just not That's
1:34:09
crazy. That's gonna get so much crud in it
1:34:11
It's gonna be so the only way they can
1:34:13
do that is if it flies like a regular
1:34:16
ball And bounces like the
1:34:18
regular ball What's the advantage?
1:34:20
What are we getting? What are what what what
1:34:22
can we now do that? We couldn't do before
1:34:24
with this ball Okay,
1:34:26
so for the first half of it
1:34:29
it is supposed to be just like a
1:34:31
regular ball I haven't held one
1:34:33
and even if I did i'm not that calibrated,
1:34:35
you know, i'm not a real player But
1:34:38
uh, they say it's about the same.
1:34:40
Okay the advantage. I honestly think it's
1:34:42
to sell balls Would would
1:34:44
like fucking everybody on the planet just Switch
1:34:48
to the new ball Yeah, I mean
1:34:50
they know a million balls I mean Not
1:34:53
just that but like if it's if it's the new
1:34:55
official high school they'll sell a billion balls. Yes, would
1:34:57
he? Oh, yeah a billion
1:34:59
carbon fiber balls And then we'll
1:35:01
learn right away That not only does not fly
1:35:04
the same and it's not getting the same bounce
1:35:06
and players are mad because they can't play as
1:35:08
aggressively But when they when
1:35:10
they when they get crushed the fiber
1:35:12
the carbon fiber splinters go into these
1:35:14
these players who get paid eight million
1:35:16
dollars a game And
1:35:19
so then they all get thrown in the ocean I
1:35:22
think i'm just excited about that. I knew it's like
1:35:25
a sea change i'd like to see yeah I don't
1:35:27
care what they do. I guess it's it's a nonsense
1:35:29
game But nba to me
1:35:31
is genuinely like whose line is it
1:35:33
anyway? We're like we're not keeping
1:35:35
score because who fucking cares. It's like it
1:35:37
seems dribble next time buster Like
1:35:40
like what are the raps doing? I
1:35:42
know enough about basketball to know dribbling is such a key part
1:35:44
of it Here's what you need to know nc state
1:35:46
is the most dominant Basketball school on
1:35:48
the planet right now both our men's and women's
1:35:51
are in the final four. No one else can
1:35:53
say that Score is
1:35:55
posted bitches. Is that the thing that
1:35:57
that girl? Came
1:36:00
something is on I think that's
1:36:02
is that Iowa that sound right that
1:36:04
does sound right now never mind well
1:36:07
what girl what's about this girl
1:36:09
Caitlin Clark is a very good
1:36:11
three-point shooter as a matter of fact
1:36:13
she's she's better than most
1:36:15
of the men in the NBA I think
1:36:18
it's hard to see if he gave her a
1:36:20
man's ball which is slightly bigger that might change
1:36:22
things but is the word you made Steph Curry
1:36:24
defended by women's college teams yeah well she did
1:36:26
that she did to the all-star game and it
1:36:28
was her versus hurry the three-point channel that's cool
1:36:31
yeah yeah so Steph Curry won but I mean
1:36:33
she was only off by a shot or two
1:36:35
and she would have beat most of the men
1:36:38
yeah they should have played
1:36:40
one-on-one no yeah yeah like I
1:36:42
talked about them problem girls and
1:36:44
they're like she could be in
1:36:46
the NBA I mean I'm not
1:36:48
saying women are just as good
1:36:50
as men but this woman could
1:36:52
probably make the NBA like I
1:36:54
don't think so man like yeah no way
1:36:57
there is one position in the NBA for someone who just
1:36:59
catches and shoots right you stand on the elbow or in
1:37:01
the corner and you catch the ball and you shoot it
1:37:03
right away that's the thing LeBron saying
1:37:05
you hope she joins the NBA I bet he does like
1:37:07
to see it'd be funny yeah I got another 10 years
1:37:09
in me if
1:37:12
y'all start recruiting from the
1:37:15
women's schools LeBron J he
1:37:17
wants her to join the
1:37:20
NFL massive defensive liability and
1:37:22
not it yeah it's good as a shooter she
1:37:24
is like I don't know she's that good with a man's
1:37:26
ball and I had
1:37:29
another thing and that's it yeah
1:37:31
and once you start getting up and down the
1:37:33
court like like look I don't know anything about
1:37:35
your sport was what I'm gonna call it the
1:37:37
woody sport of basketball yeah but it seems to
1:37:39
me that a big part of it is that
1:37:41
they're so fucking long that they don't take as
1:37:43
many strides as a normal man would getting up
1:37:45
and down that court so it's like
1:37:47
whoa like like what she's six what
1:37:49
is she six three yeah I
1:37:51
mean I think like she's like a
1:37:54
normal human yeah yeah
1:37:56
out of here then my one of the shortest
1:37:58
people in the NBA look I could
1:38:00
run up and down that court for about two
1:38:03
trips. Oh, you can
1:38:05
do more than that. It's not a very
1:38:07
big court. Yeah, but look, it's just – You
1:38:10
can't do it as much as LeBron or anything. I
1:38:12
hate it. I remember when they were trying to say
1:38:14
that like Serene Venus Williams could play men's
1:38:17
tennis. And I think they asked, oh, it's the
1:38:19
really outspoken tennis player who always first – John
1:38:22
McEnroe. McEnroe. They asked McEnroe, I think,
1:38:24
and he was like, she'd
1:38:26
get blown out by like the 400th best man. 700th.
1:38:29
Yeah, the way it went was this. He was
1:38:32
praising them. He's
1:38:34
like, she is the best woman's tennis player to
1:38:36
have ever lived. He was trying to give her a
1:38:38
compliment. And they're like, why are you qualifying it? Why
1:38:42
don't you just say she's the best tennis player to
1:38:44
have ever lived? And he's like, well,
1:38:46
because she'd get beat by the 700th ranked man.
1:38:49
And they got super
1:38:51
offended on the show. They're asking him for an
1:38:53
apology, which they did not get. And
1:38:56
then they asked Serene Williams about it. And
1:38:58
she's like, yeah, yeah, I think I could be about 700th in the
1:39:00
men's. So then they
1:39:02
– because she knows the sport. And it's like, yeah,
1:39:04
they do serve it real fucking hard. I
1:39:07
think they played. I think then they played a game with
1:39:09
her against some guy who was ranked like 300th or something.
1:39:12
And they blew her out. She's like smoking cigarettes between
1:39:14
rounds. I watch MMA a lot. And those women –
1:39:20
Serene against men in MMA all
1:39:22
the time. Like every training session,
1:39:24
the gym is 80% guys. So
1:39:26
they're rolling with guys constantly. They
1:39:28
know where they stand. Every
1:39:30
guy in the UFC can beat any girl in the
1:39:32
UFC. And I
1:39:35
imagine Serene trained against men too. Yeah,
1:39:38
it looks like Karsten Blasch,
1:39:40
who was ranked 203rd at the time, played
1:39:43
a set against each of the Williams sisters and beat them
1:39:45
6'1 and 6'2 while drinking
1:39:47
beer and smoking cigarettes. I
1:39:53
mean, I bet that guy had a great day.
1:39:55
He's like, oh, it is time for Karsten to
1:39:57
shine. They
1:40:01
come for the 200 and tired the guy.
1:40:03
Finally, Carson will show his worth. Man,
1:40:05
just 20 years later and he could have trans'd
1:40:08
up and dominated. Would that be
1:40:10
a good reality show? Matt,
1:40:12
would you tune in to see the
1:40:14
greatest female athletes face off
1:40:16
against some guy who was
1:40:19
pretty good in college? That'd be fun. Like a pro. We
1:40:23
got Carl here. He owns a bar in Milwaukee. Hasn't
1:40:25
played like a ball since... What was it
1:40:27
Mark? 98? 98, 99 champs. Yeah,
1:40:32
the North Eastern Regional champs. Let's keep
1:40:34
it in perspective Mark. Well,
1:40:37
he's going to be going up against
1:40:39
Denise here. She's number one in the
1:40:41
world. Keep in mind, Alan has developed
1:40:44
a severe prescription pill problem. He's
1:40:48
not fired up. He has the shakes. Who's
1:40:51
the guy, Zach? White
1:40:54
guy. I think he played for the Celtics. Scalisi?
1:40:57
Scalini? He
1:40:59
did that like Brian Scalini
1:41:02
challenge. Zach's going to
1:41:04
know this. I'm just waiting for him
1:41:06
to... Yeah, Scalini challenge. Like playing against
1:41:08
Joe's. Brian Scalibrini. Something like that. Anyway,
1:41:10
so he did a pros versus Joe's
1:41:12
thing. This is a guy... He had
1:41:14
a pretty long NBA career, but he barely played. This is
1:41:16
a guy who would get six minutes a game, two minutes
1:41:19
a game. Some games he would just ride
1:41:21
the bench the whole time. Then
1:41:23
he would play like D1 college players
1:41:25
and just fucking smoke them. He smoked
1:41:28
anybody. Are you the best at the
1:41:30
Y? You are not even close to
1:41:32
the worst player in the NBA. And he might have
1:41:34
been the worst player in the NBA for a couple of those
1:41:36
years. And his famous line is, I
1:41:39
am closer to LeBron James than you are to
1:41:41
me. And it's like, fuck.
1:41:44
And he's right. And he would just 1v1 people. Oh,
1:41:47
and by the way, he's like retired and
1:41:49
gotten fat. And he's smoking like current D1
1:41:51
players. Look at this guy.
1:41:53
He's a really good basketball
1:41:55
player. He looked like that
1:41:58
magic player we were talking about earlier. for
1:42:00
a second and it reminded me of
1:42:02
Vytas Guraladius. Do you guys know him?
1:42:05
No. No. Do you know the name Jimmy Connors?
1:42:07
That's a famous tennis player. Okay, so Jimmy Connors
1:42:09
was a really really good tennis player. He was
1:42:11
the best in the world for some period of
1:42:13
time and he beat Vytas
1:42:15
Guraladis 17 times in
1:42:18
a row. So then finally
1:42:20
in their 18th game, Vytas
1:42:22
won and he gets up
1:42:24
there at the podium like
1:42:26
the press stand and he
1:42:29
says nobody beats Vytas Guraladis
1:42:31
18 times in a row.
1:42:33
I'm sure I messed up his name. Now
1:42:35
this is it. I'm gonna leave this
1:42:38
window up because I absolutely now want to
1:42:40
invest time in watching like pros versus joes
1:42:42
challenges and sports. I got you. Have
1:42:45
you ever seen this one then? So this was
1:42:47
a pandemic moment on the Howard
1:42:49
Stern show where
1:42:51
basically Artie Lang was talking shit.
1:42:54
Artie Lang if you don't know, fat, co-addicted,
1:42:59
short Italian comedian.
1:43:03
He but
1:43:06
he could shoot basketball and he was like I could beat
1:43:09
a fucking like college basketball
1:43:11
pro like no an WNBA pro I
1:43:13
think is where he started and
1:43:15
a girl who like started for
1:43:18
the Penn State girls
1:43:20
calls into the show and starts
1:43:22
talking shit and so long story
1:43:24
short they ended up playing
1:43:26
a 1v1 game in an open open
1:43:28
air court in front of a huge
1:43:30
crowd with like Stern broadcasting it live.
1:43:35
14 to 10 she beat him. It was
1:43:37
close. He was ahead at one point. At
1:43:39
one point it looked like it was going
1:43:41
to be embarrassing for her and then I
1:43:43
think she pulled back ahead but it's
1:43:45
clear that like man
1:43:47
like come on like imagine if Artie
1:43:49
was just six feet tall or not
1:43:51
obese or not hung over and fucking
1:43:55
yacked out. It
1:43:57
was it was a little embarrassing for her.
1:44:00
I almost want to see the game. I have this idea
1:44:02
in my head. Here's how it plays out. I'll have to
1:44:04
look at it Oh, yeah, I've been a fear. Um
1:44:07
Like I bet she's like a 12 year
1:44:09
old playing Madden or something like she knows Oh,
1:44:12
this guy's vulnerable to this, you know
1:44:14
He can't stop my ex and
1:44:17
she just went to that bag again and again and again I
1:44:19
bet I want to see it. I haven't
1:44:21
seen it in a coons age. I do remember watching it Like
1:44:25
you know how they had that show
1:44:27
on each was on Eve They
1:44:30
had the Howard Stern live show. Mm-hmm
1:44:32
I think they would just be 30
1:44:34
minute segments of a four-hour day Like
1:44:37
like just the best bits maybe and
1:44:39
it was just so raunchy, but they would play One
1:44:43
after the other after the other late night on
1:44:45
the e channel, which I don't even know if
1:44:47
that shit exists anymore I don't watch cable TV,
1:44:50
but that was my introduction to Howard Stern And
1:44:53
then like whenever I got serious satellite, I
1:44:56
I've heard every Everything that's
1:44:58
ever been broadcast. I've heard I got to the reruns
1:45:01
I've heard I've like I've heard all of
1:45:04
the greatest hits for sure. I know all the
1:45:06
stories and characters Yeah, I don't I'm
1:45:08
sure there's some like broadcast where they just didn't do
1:45:10
anything that day I haven't heard but anything
1:45:12
that they rebroadcast on Sirius exam and every new
1:45:14
thing for like five years when I was listening
1:45:17
to it I listened to you might
1:45:19
be the best Favorite interviewer on the
1:45:21
planet maybe you disagree now. I
1:45:23
just got to the part where you hated him, but
1:45:25
oh, yeah I can't stand him now. It's like look
1:45:28
he changed what it's about and like what
1:45:30
he does And then that's just not my cup of
1:45:32
tea as you like to say It's
1:45:35
just not for me anymore. I like use
1:45:38
can I go for a second? I used to
1:45:40
use his interview powers for evil and that was
1:45:43
a good show too, right? So he would get
1:45:45
like I And a Cole
1:45:47
Smith sure but Anna Cole Smith and ask
1:45:49
her about her sex life with that old
1:45:51
guy. He would ask He
1:45:55
would try to hit on like Hollywood it
1:45:57
people of the day, you know like the JLo of
1:45:59
her time, they're Jennifer Lawrence every time. And
1:46:02
he'd be like, you know, we should bang. I'm
1:46:04
not your man. Does your man get you to
1:46:07
orgasm? Is he taking care of you? I'm
1:46:09
not afraid of your period. We can go. I'm in every
1:46:11
day. You know, that's
1:46:14
the kind of shit that he would say to
1:46:16
these girls on the radio. Yeah,
1:46:20
like Julia Roberts or someone you would think is way
1:46:22
too classy to be spoken to like this. And,
1:46:24
you know, I think he
1:46:27
told, it was someone like on Julia
1:46:29
Roberts level that if she wore pantyhose, it would be
1:46:31
like, she's a virgin again. And
1:46:34
I'm like, scratching my head trying to figure
1:46:36
out what he means there. But
1:46:38
I guess he thinks he's gonna like poke a hole
1:46:40
with his dick and the pantyhose, I guess, I don't
1:46:42
know. But he
1:46:44
would use his interview and charm for
1:46:46
evil and get women sometimes to admit things
1:46:48
they didn't want to admit, like, you know,
1:46:50
play by play of their wedding night or
1:46:52
something. And, and
1:46:55
just get people to open up. Now, he's
1:46:57
still a great interviewer, but he gets like,
1:47:00
musicians to explain the genesis of a song
1:47:02
or how a band broke up or something
1:47:04
like that. Some of those I like, like,
1:47:06
if it's someone I really enjoy, I'll say
1:47:08
this Lady Gaga's interview is excellent. Lady Gaga,
1:47:10
I played live in his studio. And she's
1:47:13
so incredibly talented. But that's when you
1:47:15
can, there's so many artists, artists
1:47:18
that they were in a
1:47:20
bar with a guitar, you'd be like,
1:47:22
what the fuck am I listening to? Or you just
1:47:24
be like, passable. That's
1:47:26
okay for a coca-robas
1:47:28
Mexican restaurant. It's good enough. But
1:47:31
you wouldn't think Grammys. But
1:47:34
if you hear like, she was incredible
1:47:36
on that show. She's playing the piano live and
1:47:38
singing live sort of an unplugged version of some
1:47:40
of her hits. I enjoyed that.
1:47:42
But what I really liked, what really passed
1:47:44
the time if I was on a big long road
1:47:47
trip, five or six hours at a time, were
1:47:49
the games he would put on the
1:47:52
little game shows that involved freaks and
1:47:54
geeks and weirdos and shit, it
1:47:56
would be like, like, there was a guy who
1:47:58
wanted to be vomited on. And I think
1:48:00
if these women wanted money or to win a prize
1:48:03
they had to vomit on this man and They
1:48:06
weren't like sex workers who vomit on
1:48:08
they were just like strippers So they're
1:48:10
struggling to make themselves vomit like they're
1:48:12
and he's he's laying on He's
1:48:15
naked on the studio floor laying
1:48:17
on plastic and he's like rubbing
1:48:19
his nipples. He's he's in heaven
1:48:22
He's in heaven because I think he had initially
1:48:24
called in and be like I always wanted a
1:48:27
woman to vomit on me But no
1:48:29
one ever will I'll never have my
1:48:31
fantasy and and it was like a
1:48:33
make-a-wish situation I think where Howard's like
1:48:36
don't worry. I will
1:48:41
We're sponsored by like manscaped this week and
1:48:43
we got ten thousand dollars to get the
1:48:46
horse He'd
1:48:48
do I mean they They
1:48:51
had a manscaped bit once where they had
1:48:53
a stripper or a porn star I don't
1:48:56
ever wish a dirty sexy naked lady shave
1:48:59
that retarded midget his
1:49:01
balls his dick his gooch And
1:49:04
it's on YouTube unedited like you can see his
1:49:06
dick like the whole thing They
1:49:08
said his name it might have been
1:49:10
Beetlejuice. I think it was and then
1:49:13
they've had bits where That
1:49:16
felt real with the drama amongst the cast You know there
1:49:18
were people who kind of like fired or got quit over
1:49:20
the years because of some of the drama It seemed like
1:49:22
a lot of it was real and
1:49:24
over time. You know you enjoy I got
1:49:26
to like that cast of characters I like Robin.
1:49:29
I guess they got to for the episodes when
1:49:31
she's not there, but I like her as a person or whatever But
1:49:35
I loved that show But when
1:49:37
they stopped doing things like are you dumber
1:49:39
than a box of rocks? That's what my
1:49:41
favorite games you get three strippers alright,
1:49:44
and then we play a little trivia game a
1:49:46
trivia called Dumber than a box
1:49:48
of rocks and every time the girls get a wrong answer
1:49:50
They have to look at the camera and say I'm dumber
1:49:52
than a box of rocks And
1:49:55
Howard apologizes profusely that I don't make the
1:49:57
rules lady I
1:50:00
wish I had some control of the Howard Stern
1:50:02
Show. I'm so sorry, but now you
1:50:04
have to look into the camera and say, I'm dumber
1:50:06
than a box of rocks. I'm so sorry. I wish
1:50:08
that it weren't this way. Man, if there was something
1:50:10
I could do. He's like a
1:50:13
weird, unfunny hypochondriac, right? He's always been
1:50:15
a hypochondriac. He's a little funny occasionally.
1:50:17
The last time I saw him doing
1:50:20
anything, he was real into his
1:50:22
and his wife's charity, which is the
1:50:25
North Shore Animal League. And it's all
1:50:27
about saving cats and taking care of
1:50:29
animals. They're super into that. He has
1:50:32
multiple rescue cats in his ridiculous apartment
1:50:34
all the time. So that's
1:50:36
his main thing outside of it. Did he
1:50:38
go straight from wife to wife? It
1:50:41
almost seems like he met wife number two, cheated
1:50:43
on one. His current wife's like a nine, like
1:50:46
a solid classic blonde
1:50:48
Hollywood looking bombshell. Last
1:50:52
time I saw her, it's been decades now. He's
1:50:54
so old too. Everybody's getting old,
1:50:56
but he's always... Yeah, he's
1:50:58
so easy. Is that all? I thought he might've
1:51:00
been older. I'm
1:51:03
impressed by the way he interviews. He comes
1:51:05
really well prepared and it's
1:51:07
something I should do better. But like I saw him
1:51:09
interview Billy Joel and he
1:51:12
just seemed to know his entire catalog.
1:51:14
Billy Joel
1:51:16
had written a new song and
1:51:19
he really pried out of him, like what
1:51:21
the genesis of the song
1:51:23
was, what was behind it. It's something about,
1:51:25
is it too late? Howard
1:51:28
Stern's mom is still alive. Oh,
1:51:30
that's good. I'm glad to hear that. She seems like a
1:51:32
nice lady. She's 96. What
1:51:35
about dad? Dad died
1:51:38
two years ago at the
1:51:40
age of 99. Yeah,
1:51:43
they would come on the show occasionally and
1:51:45
they're very sweet down to earth, like normal
1:51:48
people, you know what I mean? Who have been
1:51:50
living in Howard's universe for the last 40 or
1:51:52
50 years. Damn.
1:51:55
His movie's great too. Really?
1:51:58
Yeah, you've never seen a... I've seen it more
1:52:00
than once, I think. I think it's okay. I
1:52:04
can't think of a movie that I
1:52:06
walked past more and never got at
1:52:09
like Blockbuster as a teenager. Just
1:52:12
being like, oh, yeah, just I would see
1:52:14
that everywhere. Just private parts.
1:52:16
Him standing like arms folded
1:52:18
sunglasses on long hair, no shirt. And
1:52:21
then like the backdrop is like a
1:52:23
New York skyline. The foreground covering his
1:52:25
nudity. Yeah. There's
1:52:28
a movie where he
1:52:30
decides that he needs to be dirtier to get
1:52:33
famous. So the next day he
1:52:35
has a really hot woman squat over
1:52:37
her 1980s gigantic speaker that
1:52:39
is a piece of furniture. And
1:52:42
he becomes the vibrator for her by going.
1:52:47
And she's like, oh, stop, stop. This
1:52:50
is a pretty good scene. Yes. He
1:52:53
fucks her with a subwoofer. That is a
1:52:55
good thing. You guys have strong memories of
1:52:57
walking past certain movies at
1:53:00
Blockbuster. The
1:53:03
other one, like every time I see the the
1:53:05
cover of Eight Legged Freaks, a
1:53:08
movie I've never seen, I
1:53:10
think about Blockbuster or Hollywood video.
1:53:12
I can I could almost paint
1:53:14
that because
1:53:16
I know that the giant spider is
1:53:18
on there. But the actor that that
1:53:21
guy who was married to Courtney Cox,
1:53:23
what's his name? He also does WWE.
1:53:25
David Arquette. David Arquette. I think David
1:53:28
Arquette faces on the box. But that
1:53:30
pull up the box for Eight Legged Freaks.
1:53:32
I think there's a giant spider. I think
1:53:34
the background is maybe a desert with
1:53:37
maybe one of those like red rock formations. I
1:53:39
could be completely wrong about that. But I think
1:53:42
David Arquette is there and he's scared. That's
1:53:46
how I'm picturing the cover. Like, like,
1:53:48
like how close am I? You're shockingly
1:53:50
close to the cover of Eight Legged
1:53:52
Freaks. I remember walking by this. Yeah,
1:54:00
never thought but I remember it being in every
1:54:02
Hollywood video every blockbuster I ever walked through it.
1:54:05
Hmm. Honestly It's a little creepy the way, you
1:54:07
know, it's that era of CGI But
1:54:09
when it when the spiders pounce there's
1:54:11
something real like fucky about it's like,
1:54:13
oh Cuz they're very
1:54:16
big. They're they're like, hmm bigger
1:54:18
than dogs. They're They're
1:54:21
big. There's no big that, you know, you couldn't contend with
1:54:23
one. You're like, I'd just be fucked if that got on
1:54:25
me When did are there
1:54:27
when's the last time you saw like the movie rental place?
1:54:31
We saw one in the open so there's like in the wild I
1:54:36
Went to What's
1:54:38
it called something drone? There's one here in
1:54:41
Atlanta That's like really retro and kind of
1:54:43
a it's it's an East Atlanta video drone
1:54:45
I think I went there maybe five
1:54:47
years ago or something, but you know, it's almost
1:54:49
an ironic trip It's like hey, you want to
1:54:51
go to the video rental place? Yeah,
1:54:54
sure and like I think they didn't have like
1:54:56
Highlander 3 or something. It's like let's go home and stream
1:54:58
it The
1:55:01
worst one I've got to see it Somehow
1:55:04
Sean Connery came back for the paycheck So
1:55:07
that was probably the last time I think
1:55:09
maybe I got a DVD from one of
1:55:11
those red boxes One time
1:55:14
because I couldn't stream it but there was
1:55:16
right next to my house at a pharmacy
1:55:18
who's using those I haven't seen one for
1:55:20
people. Are they even around? Yeah,
1:55:22
they're all at every TVS pharmacy in the
1:55:24
south has a red box attached to the
1:55:26
outside Man, that's
1:55:28
baffling. It's so much more expensive than
1:55:31
just like even if you buy
1:55:33
Netflix or whatever streaming service What if you don't have
1:55:35
internet? Oh That's
1:55:38
fair. Yeah, if you don't have internet you gotta you gotta go to
1:55:40
red box everyone has the internet Not
1:55:42
everybody Everyone with
1:55:45
a TV has the internet homeless people
1:55:47
have phones. I would like more common.
1:55:49
We got satellite. Yeah DVD players or
1:55:51
internet access It's
1:55:54
more common. Oh
1:55:57
as far as like more who has more of them Every
1:56:00
single person has a DVD player anyone who actually
1:56:02
cares about like high quality video has a has
1:56:04
a good blu-ray player Or a
1:56:06
console or something if you get a blu-ray
1:56:09
right now I guess my Xbox
1:56:11
would play it wait does even have no I
1:56:13
don't think it has a frickin thing anymore It
1:56:15
does oh yeah, oh yeah, if you've got a
1:56:17
good Xbox like it I they might make like
1:56:20
a weird white version that you would never buy
1:56:22
anyway I've got whatever the best one was six
1:56:24
exactly yeah there you go Zach
1:56:27
says 22.5%
1:56:29
of all US households That's twenty
1:56:31
seven point six million homes have no internet access
1:56:33
at all as of 21. Yeah That's
1:56:38
high that's higher than I would have guessed
1:56:40
most of those households are unskilled row Those
1:56:43
are your red box users boys. No, I just
1:56:45
there's places in the south where you just they
1:56:48
have internet But it's like enough internet to
1:56:50
do emails and stuff so people choose their
1:56:52
phone instead Yeah, it's like why would I
1:56:54
pay for just enough bandwidth to operate a
1:56:56
laptop? I'll just connect to my
1:56:58
tether whenever I want to like this or no
1:57:00
or something and it's like within the last few
1:57:02
years That my grandparents got good
1:57:04
enough internet to do like anything more than email
1:57:07
with it Just because they live in such
1:57:09
a role. My dad doesn't my dad
1:57:11
still doesn't have it. I'm like I'm always bothering
1:57:13
him. I'm like You
1:57:16
know he watches that fucking shit. Oh my god I
1:57:18
don't know if I told you this the other day
1:57:20
What if you can get Starlink before we get off
1:57:22
the topic too far? I bet I
1:57:24
I think he can I looked into it and
1:57:26
it was like coming soon to this area That's
1:57:29
been like two years ago. So maybe I'll look again now
1:57:31
better hurry up but but he Apparently
1:57:35
my sister hasn't lived there in so long
1:57:38
But he's like your sisters got got
1:57:40
these channels locked and I was
1:57:42
like what channels does she have locked? He's like, you
1:57:45
know, I wanted to watch A
1:57:47
tombstone the other day. It was on the Western
1:57:49
Channel. It's locked and like, you
1:57:51
know, I'm talking to a 70 something-year-old man
1:57:54
I'm a technology and I'm and I'm like,
1:57:56
I think it's locked but even if it is
1:57:58
it can be unlocked, you know This isn't like a real
1:58:02
lock. This
1:58:08
is one of those, like, just turn the
1:58:11
parental settings off and your settings, you know.
1:58:14
It's not like there's a code. And if there
1:58:16
is a code, there's a way to reset all
1:58:18
the codes, you know. This is like a household
1:58:20
appliance, not Fort Knox, and it's just like, I'm
1:58:22
just like, why
1:58:25
are you even on this fucking satellite
1:58:27
shit still? At first he thought it was
1:58:29
a TV. He was like, I'm gonna have to
1:58:31
get a new TV. She's locked this one. It is so
1:58:33
funny. I'm like, that 60 inch 4K TV I bought you
1:58:35
like two years ago? Yep,
1:58:39
you're gonna have to
1:58:41
get a new one. I'm like, no, no, it's not the TV. She
1:58:44
hasn't locked your television. It's a television. It's...
1:58:47
Dad, what you're gonna want to do is get a hammer. I
1:58:51
want to be like, you can't lock a record player, you
1:58:53
know. Like you've just got like the
1:58:55
wrong record. I want to like break it down to
1:58:57
some old timey beady or something, but I don't know
1:58:59
how. He needs the fucking internet
1:59:02
so I could just log him into all my shit
1:59:04
and he would have so much to watch that he'd
1:59:06
never pick a thing. He'd probably
1:59:08
still watch Gunsmoke. You
1:59:10
should. You should. That
1:59:12
can be his Christmas gift this year. Or maybe even
1:59:14
before that if you don't want to make him wait nine
1:59:17
months. What Starlink? If
1:59:20
Starlink's not available, then there's nothing you can do. Woota
1:59:24
is fully available for Starlink according to Zach. I
1:59:28
know you... I think the dish or whatever receiver
1:59:30
used to be like 500, but I think it's more like 750
1:59:32
or 800 now, huh? No,
1:59:36
I think that's easy to learn. Should
1:59:38
look into that. It seems to be
1:59:40
working pretty well for those Ukrainians over there. They're
1:59:43
doing well, right Woody? Aren't they doing well? They're not
1:59:45
losing, are they? They
1:59:47
haven't been losing for a long time, right? Seems
1:59:50
like they've been losing for a long time. Seen
1:59:53
that way. Yeah,
1:59:55
sorry. I'm riddling Starlink and I can't
1:59:57
finish my thought. No, I can't lick it. So
2:00:01
yeah, last I looked, they had just
2:00:03
taken back some inconsequential piece of land
2:00:05
that they recently lost. It's basically a
2:00:07
stalemate. And I think they're
2:00:09
losing. Yeah, I mean, you
2:00:12
wouldn't call it winning, but I'm
2:00:15
going to make up a number. I bet Russia picked up like
2:00:17
100 square kilometers this
2:00:19
year. So is Ukraine
2:00:21
winning? Clearly not. They have
2:00:23
less land than before. Is Russia winning? Like
2:00:26
by a little. Yes, because they
2:00:28
have more land than before. Okay, so Russia's winning.
2:00:30
And at this rate, they'll have won the whole
2:00:32
thing in 7000 years. Yeah,
2:00:36
maybe it looks like it's all but one
2:00:39
for Russia. Like what's Ukraine going to like, they
2:00:41
can't. Here's how I think it's letting it go. Regardless
2:00:44
of who wins, it will be won this
2:00:46
way. They'll just press and press and press,
2:00:48
and then something will snap and
2:00:50
they will gain tons and tons of land. Yeah,
2:00:54
I mean, how many more people does Ukraine have? They're
2:00:57
like throwing 50 year olds. I
2:00:59
don't know. I used to watch it. I think they
2:01:01
got plenty of people. I watched this, like
2:01:03
I follow this thing for hours a day,
2:01:05
long after everyone stopped, but now I've sort
2:01:07
of stopped too. So
2:01:10
the most recent strike that the Ukrainians
2:01:12
did, and it's so funny because after
2:01:14
the terrorist attack and Vladimir Putin's like,
2:01:17
oh, all of our defenses are on
2:01:19
high alert. We're
2:01:21
ready for anything from anyone from
2:01:23
anywhere. And then the
2:01:25
Ukrainians take a Cessna and load it
2:01:27
up with explosives instead of passengers and
2:01:30
luggage and put a
2:01:32
remote control inside and pilot the Cessna
2:01:34
like 600 miles into
2:01:36
Russia and blow up a drone
2:01:38
factory. Well,
2:01:40
who could stop a Cessna, Kyle? Who could stop
2:01:42
a Cessna? They move it like 250 miles
2:01:45
per hour. Sometimes
2:01:47
double digits in speed. Yeah,
2:01:49
that's why you use it because no
2:01:51
one looks at that and assumes anything
2:01:53
sinister. It's like, that's a retarded thing
2:01:55
to fly armored bombs with. Surely
2:01:58
that's just some goofball. Yeah, that's
2:02:01
what air traffic control is like. Hey,
2:02:03
flight 327, who are you? And
2:02:06
why are you flying out of that war zone to
2:02:08
our west? Don't
2:02:12
worry about it. Don't worry. It's cool. All
2:02:15
right, you must promise me. He
2:02:18
says he's professional Russian. No,
2:02:24
under operation, cross my heart, hope
2:02:26
to die. I
2:02:30
will allow you deeper intonation.
2:02:33
One thing I would say, you know how like sometimes
2:02:36
you'll have two guys
2:02:39
fighting in the street and like one of them's got
2:02:41
an older brother who's watching and you know that this
2:02:43
guy can't win because
2:02:45
if he ever starts to win,
2:02:48
only one person's allowed to win. I
2:02:51
think to some extent that's true with Ukraine.
2:02:54
The powers of Europe won't let Kiev fall.
2:02:56
Like that I'll bet anything you want on. Kiev
2:02:58
will not fall. If
2:03:01
Russia comes close to taking Kiev, you're going
2:03:03
to see some other troops showing up, some
2:03:05
other technology showing up or red lines, you're
2:03:07
going to see airstrikes or something. NATO will
2:03:09
be drawn in before Kiev falls. They're
2:03:12
not going to make the new frontline Poland.
2:03:14
They're not going to do it. They're going
2:03:17
to use the, whoever the fuck
2:03:19
was like, oh, we're going to, we're putting
2:03:21
Ukraine and NATO now. Like
2:03:23
we're going to do it. Who? I
2:03:27
would like to know who that was.
2:03:29
Was it somebody important or like a
2:03:31
reporter making a guess? US Secretary of
2:03:33
State Blinken says Ukraine will be a
2:03:35
NATO member. So that's the horrid news. Horrid
2:03:40
news if you don't like killing Russia. Horrid news
2:03:42
if you don't like World War III. Well,
2:03:44
hang on. Is there a period at the end of
2:03:46
that sentence? Or does he say like one day in
2:03:49
the future they will be because it's pretty different
2:03:51
statement, which I think is what
2:03:53
he was probably saying. He's certainly not going to
2:03:55
try to introduce Ukraine to NATO. Well,
2:04:00
it was probably a question asked of him that is
2:04:02
now being phrased this way so it'll get more clicks,
2:04:04
right? That's why they're like what
2:04:06
can you imagine a future where someday Ukraine will
2:04:08
begin to nato? Yes, I
2:04:10
think someday Ukraine will be part of
2:04:13
nato. He's talking about star trek days in
2:04:15
the future. I bet I do have this statement Ukraine
2:04:18
will become a member of nato period Our
2:04:20
purpose at the summit is to help build
2:04:22
a bridge to that membership. So I feel
2:04:24
like it's a little of both of what
2:04:26
you're saying Yeah, well you
2:04:28
can't they can't become a part while they're in the
2:04:30
middle of this war that is like a nato thing
2:04:33
I don't think you can join while you're at war
2:04:36
Rules can be broken and in yeah for
2:04:38
sure you can make little workarounds if they
2:04:41
want Hopefully they do not because then what
2:04:43
is it like article? He's not gonna he's
2:04:45
not gonna sign off on that they they
2:04:47
almost lost Turkey because of that fucking those
2:04:50
Russian Siaps going on in Sweden burning. Karan's.
2:04:52
I don't know what's going on in Turkey.
2:04:54
I don't want to Do
2:04:58
it over there They have
2:05:00
good street food good drones. They build a
2:05:02
really cheap attack drones. Who do they
2:05:04
give them to the Ukrainians?
2:05:07
I wasn't even sure but okay I
2:05:10
mean, I bet they probably sell some to the
2:05:12
Russians too, but but like they definitely some of
2:05:14
the Ukrainians the Ukrainians Ukrainian
2:05:19
people in all of
2:05:22
Europe Yeah France
2:05:25
made some kind of big commitment to
2:05:27
support Ukraine and Bolster
2:05:29
their own defense budget, but
2:05:32
it turns out half of that is their
2:05:34
own nukes. So that's not Like
2:05:37
defensive help for Ukraine. But kron
2:05:39
of France is talking reckless. He's
2:05:41
talking out of pocket Every
2:05:44
time I every time I see him talk and he's
2:05:47
talking about if we need to send French
2:05:49
troops Then we'll send French troops and draw any red lines.
2:05:51
We're ready to do this. We're gonna do that He's
2:05:53
ready to put the put on one of them Napoleon
2:05:56
hats and ride into Russia. I hope he does I
2:05:58
hope he's the first to go. I hope I
2:06:00
hope he's on the front lines tomorrow. Put his
2:06:02
money where his mouth is, fighting hard. If
2:06:06
he goes, Poland will likely join. Because
2:06:08
Poland's also ramping up and they're
2:06:10
pretty much the new front line.
2:06:12
I guess right. And Poland's just
2:06:14
so long of being bullied from
2:06:16
all sides. It's
2:06:19
so long of just like, can we
2:06:21
just please let us do our thing.
2:06:23
Like, let us do whatever Poles do.
2:06:25
We don't even know what we do
2:06:27
anymore. If they could read,
2:06:29
they'd be very offended. I
2:06:35
never understood where that stereotype comes from. The
2:06:37
Polish keeping stupid. I never questioned him. I
2:06:39
just retold the jokes. Yeah. I was just
2:06:41
like, that's good. And I don't know any
2:06:44
Poles and so I choose to believe. Yeah.
2:06:49
But see, I felt the same way about Jewish
2:06:51
jokes because I didn't know any Jews. So
2:06:55
it just kind of, I was like, what did you
2:06:57
like? I have no idea, you know, no
2:06:59
idea what their, what their stereotypes. Where I'm from
2:07:02
in Jersey, like a quarter of the neighborhood's Jewish.
2:07:04
Never seen one. Never. Definitely somewhere in between you
2:07:06
guys. I knew Jews and I had Jewish buddies
2:07:08
growing up. I see why I played hockey with.
2:07:11
And, but definitely not
2:07:13
a quarter of the neighborhood. That's a lot of
2:07:16
Jews. Yeah.
2:07:19
There's a huge amount. Some might say it's not
2:07:22
enough. There's
2:07:28
no starving for Jews there. They need more,
2:07:30
more bagel shops. More Jews. I have around
2:07:32
with a safer. I feel, I'll tell you
2:07:34
that right now. All right. You're probably in
2:07:37
a good neighborhood. There's a bit of a.
2:07:45
It doesn't get talked about, but I think they've called up like three
2:07:47
or 400,000 reservists over there
2:07:49
in Israel for the IDF. And it's not a
2:07:51
country of a ton of people, but
2:07:53
you might find this interesting table. There's
2:07:55
one group of people who aren't subject
2:07:57
to all this, this militarism. Oh,
2:08:00
oh, the question. The
2:08:03
ultra Orthodox Jews. The fact that
2:08:05
they, that's gotta be a self
2:08:07
dubbed, you know, group. We're
2:08:10
the ultra Orthodox Jews. Yeah.
2:08:13
They don't have to get into the fucking IDF and
2:08:17
do their bit for some reason. And
2:08:20
in the midst of this six month
2:08:22
long now war, there's a lot
2:08:24
of people who are like, I think
2:08:26
you also chip in and do your part. And I
2:08:29
agree, Taylor. I was like, it's horse shit that some
2:08:31
group shouldn't be subject to, you
2:08:33
know, the responsibilities that everyone else is.
2:08:35
And then Taylor, they had a little
2:08:37
video footage over where the ultra Orthodox
2:08:39
is like study. And I was like,
2:08:41
whoa, whoa, whoa, well, leave them where
2:08:43
they are. What are they
2:08:46
doing? These gentle souls need to stay with
2:08:48
their books and avoid dust
2:08:50
and any particulates. A lot of
2:08:52
particulates. They look like Kyle's cousin
2:08:55
from South Park, the one who's
2:08:57
like, I'm like, oh, he's
2:08:59
a guy. He's a bull. He's
2:09:02
doing that shit. But it
2:09:04
is horse shit though. You've got this one
2:09:06
religious group who aren't, they don't
2:09:08
have to go. The politics are fascinating though. So
2:09:11
what it is is they used to make
2:09:14
up a tiny little portion of the population.
2:09:16
So when whatever 0.5% of Israel didn't want to
2:09:18
participate in
2:09:21
the military, who gave a fuck, right? Like, all right, these
2:09:23
little guys will let them study on their books or whatever.
2:09:26
Now it's 13% of the population because
2:09:28
these people multiply like rabbits. And
2:09:31
they're a very like,
2:09:34
like a Mormons. It feels like more than 13%. Apparently
2:09:38
their impact on society is really big.
2:09:40
And that's made them kind of unpopular
2:09:43
amongst the other Israelis. But
2:09:46
they're very active voters
2:09:48
and they're all for Netanyahu, which
2:09:50
gives them like a lot of political clout. Like,
2:09:52
you know, in our country, fucking 13%,
2:09:56
we'll make the difference of every election I've ever lived through. Probably.
2:10:00
Even Reagan Mondale 13% is huge and
2:10:02
they all vote consistently as a block
2:10:04
for whoever gives them the shit And
2:10:07
now it's very hard To make
2:10:09
them anything but like Israel's welfare
2:10:12
recipients Because you need
2:10:14
their votes. It is funny to
2:10:16
imagine like in Israel like
2:10:18
some of those soldiers walking around those neighborhoods and
2:10:20
being like Ah these
2:10:23
Jews But just That's
2:10:26
how it is with every group like guys come
2:10:29
on like you're you're making us look bad
2:10:31
That's how it is with every group I wish
2:10:33
that people wanted to talk about like race more
2:10:35
and weren't weren't so like weird about it
2:10:37
sometimes But you know that we see white people
2:10:39
and we're like Fuck
2:10:42
you piece of white trash pieces
2:10:44
shit. Yeah, you like get it
2:10:46
together get it to fucking gather. Jesus
2:10:48
christ Why do you have to it
2:10:50
like do they just hand meth out
2:10:52
at the white trash camp like like
2:10:54
like like Brush your teeth. Brush
2:10:57
your fucking teeth have better choices when
2:10:59
you pick your tattoos and and stop doing
2:11:01
methamphetamine You're making us all look bad What
2:11:05
the hell Like
2:11:08
and every race is like that like like
2:11:11
i'm sure for like indians They look at
2:11:13
people with business degrees that don't have science
2:11:15
and computer degrees and they're like, oh fucking
2:11:17
loser But that I
2:11:20
know with black people, you know chris rox got that
2:11:22
whole bit right remember when michael scott
2:11:24
like tries to redo that
2:11:27
bit It's
2:11:30
the n-word bit, you know and um
2:11:33
It's true for every race. Everybody every race has a
2:11:35
group of people amongst them And
2:11:38
there's a word for each of them I don't know what the
2:11:40
others are but I know we call them white trash and I
2:11:42
know all of them. I have flashcards Every
2:11:46
morning if you ever have a kitty for prepping
2:11:49
Boom, boom, boom flashcards. Yeah, I
2:11:51
can't let the can't let those see the light of
2:11:53
day. I've got hundreds some of my makeup Hand-drawn
2:11:57
caricatures from the from the 1700s Yeah,
2:12:01
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2:12:03
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that sliced bread thing came up, people
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been slicing bread for eons.
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How else would you eat it? By the
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loaf? I think it's pre-sliced
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is the point. That's
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the invention, a slicer that cuts it
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whenever 18 times it wants. Oh,
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well that's just
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a knife that's slightly faster, right?
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Probably a lot of knives. Maybe a
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gave me an idea last
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podcast. I
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guess there's a solar eclipse running through America.
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And I thought I might get on my bike and
2:18:02
ride over to Ohio and check it out I don't
2:18:04
think I've ever seen a full solar eclipse before Yeah,
2:18:07
you may as well how far away is that from you?
2:18:11
500 miles maybe something like that So
2:18:13
it's a good drive for a non Midwestern.
2:18:16
Yeah, I was gonna say like
2:18:18
also like just you got a whole day at
2:18:20
the end of that like It's
2:18:23
about an eight and a half hour drive my
2:18:26
experience is that is a full day on a
2:18:28
motorcycle, which is probably how I'll do it Okay,
2:18:30
and Yeah, it's just it's
2:18:32
a little more tiring. So you stop for longer
2:18:34
like in a truck Eight
2:18:36
hours. I'll eat while I'm driving and just get
2:18:38
there on a bike. It'll be like
2:18:41
Finally, it's fucking lunchtime. I need a break.
2:18:43
I think I can drive like 40 minutes
2:18:46
southeast and be right in the middle of it
2:18:49
But I'll probably see enough of it here because
2:18:51
I'm still in the band. It kind of goes
2:18:54
through st. Louis Okay. Yeah.
2:18:56
Yeah, I saw a little graphic on the
2:18:58
internet And the difference between
2:19:00
a hundred percent and like ninety seven percent
2:19:02
is very critical. Oh, really? Yeah No, you'll
2:19:04
still get a hundred maybe just less of
2:19:06
it, but you'll still get the hundred you'll
2:19:08
see what it really is But
2:19:10
if you're outside the band even
2:19:13
just it's a significant difference
2:19:16
Earth Earth Earth think of this What
2:19:19
are they thinking about this? Hmm,
2:19:22
I'm gonna find out right now What's
2:19:25
a reputable account about
2:19:27
flat earth? That isn't that isn't
2:19:29
pulling my leg The
2:19:36
flatter its own. All right, there's a Twitter
2:19:38
account warning This page is
2:19:40
not intended for the politically correct or the
2:19:42
weak-minded enter at the risk of opening your
2:19:44
mind. I'm out and Okay,
2:19:47
so let's but am I being
2:19:49
hoodie? Okay first post is
2:19:51
saying that a lot of astronauts are wearing wires
2:19:53
and Being spun about
2:19:56
in space that has nothing to
2:19:58
do with the eclipse. I need help Nuclear
2:20:00
bombs don't exist. All right, these guys have their fingers in
2:20:02
a lot of pies. Maybe
2:20:04
they're fingers in the pulses, baby. Here
2:20:07
if we're bombs don't exist. I guess not.
2:20:09
We're a carpet bomb. Yeah, this is just the most recent post.
2:20:11
Nuclear weapons don't exist. It's just another
2:20:13
form of fear porn propaganda to keep the sheeple
2:20:15
control. Sheeple. Dammit! I
2:20:19
think I'm being had. He said sheeple. You
2:20:21
don't like sheeple? No. Maybe
2:20:24
I'm— A little 2017. Sheeple
2:20:27
because not only are they being led around, but the
2:20:29
wool has been pulled over their eyes. Yes.
2:20:34
The only real fact about gravity is that it
2:20:36
has never been a fact. I
2:20:40
don't understand gravity. I thought I did. I
2:20:43
don't know. It's one of God's mysteries. Oh,
2:20:45
Jesus Christ. It's like they explain
2:20:47
gravity. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, things are pulled
2:20:49
towards things with mass. Anything with mass, they're pulled
2:20:51
towards each other. The more mass you have, the
2:20:53
bigger the impact. All right, cool. I get it.
2:20:56
And then they're like, no,
2:20:58
you don't get it. Gravity
2:21:00
is fucking time somehow. Gravity
2:21:02
is a fucking cloth
2:21:04
with a planet in the middle weighing it
2:21:07
down. I don't know. It
2:21:09
warps spacetime. It warps the reality of—
2:21:11
I get it, yeah. I
2:21:14
mean, you know, they show that thing
2:21:16
with the cloth. I don't
2:21:18
know if it warps time. Warp
2:21:21
time. You said spacetime. Is that not— Yeah.
2:21:25
I mean, if there's enough gravity, then
2:21:27
there's time dilation, right? Like,
2:21:29
wasn't that the issue? I remember an interstellar, when
2:21:31
they go down to the planet, they're like, seven
2:21:33
minutes down here, it's a year back home or
2:21:35
some shit. Didn't
2:21:37
understand it then either. I don't know. I don't get how—
2:21:40
I mean, I don't know how my cell phone works, but
2:21:42
I get
2:21:45
the broad strokes. I did understand.
2:21:47
I think it's—I forget
2:21:49
if it's atoms or electrons, but nothing moves faster than the speed
2:21:51
of light. So when
2:21:53
you move, like, even if you're
2:21:56
just traveling through space, I wish
2:21:59
I could— do it as well as the video explained
2:22:01
it. But it had this atom that was kind
2:22:03
of going up and down on the sine wave,
2:22:05
right? Up and down, up and down. And
2:22:08
they're like, all right, so this thing moves
2:22:10
at this pace while you're standing still. Cool.
2:22:13
Now take you and accelerate it to the half the
2:22:15
speed of light. Well, because this thing's going up
2:22:17
and down on the sine wave, it
2:22:20
would have to go faster than the speed
2:22:22
of light to do that. So for you,
2:22:24
time has slowed down because everything about the
2:22:26
way that you're moving, the way that atoms
2:22:28
exist in this fast
2:22:31
moving spacecraft going half the speed of light needs
2:22:34
to slow down because otherwise it would have to go faster
2:22:36
than the speed of light to do the same thing it
2:22:38
did before. It made great sense in the video. I kind
2:22:40
of, I- Even if you don't understand
2:22:42
that mechanic with the sine wave
2:22:45
and everything, just knowing that the faster
2:22:47
you travel, the slower time passes
2:22:49
for you is the way to look
2:22:52
at it. Like we have to recalibrate
2:22:54
our satellites because they experience less
2:22:56
time after they've been traveling around at
2:22:58
whatever 14,000 kilometers per second for long
2:23:00
enough. Man,
2:23:03
I'm not getting any good information here. No,
2:23:05
they haven't just, well, maybe the eclipse
2:23:08
is real. Yeah, it seems
2:23:10
that way. Wait, but they, have
2:23:12
you considered this, Kyle? Did
2:23:15
you know that the Big Dipper rotates
2:23:18
around Polaris in such a way that
2:23:20
it forms the swastika when viewed between
2:23:22
spring, summer, fall, and winter? They
2:23:25
always pervert symbols of the truth.
2:23:28
Research hashtag flat earth.
2:23:32
I don't know how the Nazis got drug
2:23:34
into this guy's whole theorem, but it's probably
2:23:36
not a good- All the time watching those
2:23:38
Nazi, like the hidden Nazi gold specials, and
2:23:40
he was the only dude taking it serious.
2:23:42
It kind of looks like it, I guess,
2:23:44
like just the way the cut part of
2:23:46
the dipper is shaped. I think I could
2:23:48
see that, I guess. I saw that- You
2:23:50
had a line to the middle. I
2:23:53
saw that freeze beyond Reddit, and it looks normal
2:23:55
enough. It's like two left lines, but when you
2:23:57
flick it and it's spinning in the air, it
2:23:59
turns into a- Swastika did
2:24:01
they do that on purpose or did it just turn out that
2:24:03
way? I had has to be like a turned
2:24:06
out that way or a 3d printer who
2:24:08
has a sense of humor Because I can't
2:24:10
imagine someone's like try the new Nazi fizz
2:24:12
be They
2:24:16
These guys are not talking too much about
2:24:18
okay in my five seconds of research. We've been talking
2:24:20
about this I can't find anything about
2:24:22
the flat earth and their
2:24:24
criticism of the solar eclipse. They are mad
2:24:26
about not
2:24:29
seeing different stars They
2:24:32
say we would see a hundred percent different stars
2:24:34
in winter than we would see in summer. I
2:24:39
Don't know enough about stars, so I'm gonna
2:24:41
skip this one how does
2:24:43
how do stars work they come
2:24:45
from trash Well, I think you know well
2:24:47
He's talking about like the road to the
2:24:50
the the tilt of the earth axis between
2:24:52
winter and summer So he
2:24:54
thinks that it should be panning more
2:24:56
Left or right and but it's gonna depend on
2:24:59
where you are on the earth like whether you're
2:25:01
near the equator or the top Like how much
2:25:03
or how much different the stars are but
2:25:06
they are different Yeah, that's
2:25:08
the part. I'm stuck on stars. They're not
2:25:10
completely different because the late but they're shifted
2:25:12
all the way over Yeah,
2:25:14
that was my understanding as well is like
2:25:18
You do see different parts of the sky, right? Yeah
2:25:20
hmm, I Think
2:25:22
that these people are imbeciles Like
2:25:27
like deal
2:25:30
of them are trolling
2:25:32
maybe this guy's not because this is a lot of
2:25:34
effort to put rolling and then I I've
2:25:36
talked about this before but a good deal of them just don't
2:25:39
believe anything without super solid proof and
2:25:42
They don't want to believe anything They're so afraid
2:25:44
of being proved of being wrong about a thing
2:25:47
that they they choose to be wrong about everything
2:25:49
true It's it's absurd. Yeah,
2:25:51
it's like look I believe in a lot
2:25:54
of conspiracy theories like like, you
2:25:56
know Like we do that all the time. There's lots
2:25:58
of kooky shit that has happened. That's clear Like
2:26:00
they're after us. They're doing a thing look right in
2:26:02
front of her eyes because they know there's we can't
2:26:04
do anything about it But the fucking stars don't have
2:26:07
anything to do with it, dude This
2:26:09
isn't silo where they're hiding some great truth up
2:26:11
above us or something like that, you
2:26:13
know, like there's stars Like
2:26:16
it it just it seems like the solar
2:26:19
eclipse would be like a big hot topic
2:26:21
for them And
2:26:23
yeah, you think in the same stuff
2:26:25
over and over just
2:26:27
oh Water of
2:26:30
course water is level on our sphere
2:26:32
water doesn't stick to a sphere And
2:26:36
so we're all in a bowl base.
2:26:38
They have they this guy
2:26:40
at least Pretends or maybe does
2:26:42
believe there's a big ice wall Obviously we've talked
2:26:45
about the ice wall thing but he's like water
2:26:47
stays in the middle of it because it's like
2:26:49
a bowl But
2:26:52
why how did but But
2:26:56
but then what how do seasons
2:26:58
work and how Like
2:27:00
are we just a disk in space or space
2:27:03
as a whole is I've seen that I've seen
2:27:05
them show a disk in space I've also shown
2:27:07
like a flat thing. I've also shown
2:27:10
them. I've seen them show like a
2:27:12
thing that's sort of like flat
2:27:14
on top rounded on the bottom and I've
2:27:16
seen a bowl with edges and the
2:27:18
edges are like ice walls and shit and
2:27:22
Someone showed I saw one recently where
2:27:24
they show how East and West work
2:27:26
and it was like squiggly lines Everywhere,
2:27:28
too. It was it's really the the
2:27:31
make of a madman if there were
2:27:33
ice walls That'd be incredibly popular tourist
2:27:35
destinations and we'd fly around them and
2:27:37
over them and check it out How
2:27:41
tall is this ice wall that no one's ever seen there?
2:27:44
There's a pretty fucking tall Like
2:27:46
tens of thousands of feet tall
2:27:49
not an obstacle No,
2:27:51
you could fly over that but
2:27:54
that's why they're hiding it Woody. They
2:27:56
don't want to see the other Currents are like
2:27:58
near the ice wall booty I'm worried
2:28:00
about the temperature really if there's ice and
2:28:02
the ground It's gonna be super cold up
2:28:04
there. Yeah, you know what they call us globies
2:28:10
Globies yeah, i've been
2:28:12
called worse your globy don't try to prove that
2:28:14
the earth is not flat try to prove it
2:28:16
is a globe It's
2:28:19
it's it's Okay, it's been
2:28:22
done all the time. So we've been
2:28:24
hoodwinked by all the other planets shapes
2:28:26
too No,
2:28:28
the other planets around except that the other
2:28:30
planets are spheres No,
2:28:33
they're not saying that i'm just saying my
2:28:35
stupid scientifically ignorant mind is like yeah all
2:28:37
the other planets seem to be round So
2:28:40
we're uniquely exempt from it. They're
2:28:43
observably round It
2:28:45
seems like the only like their thing is like none
2:28:47
of that is real like it's all
2:28:50
I have a telescope in my
2:28:52
bedroom That you can see this shit. Yeah Yes,
2:28:57
they can too they you could just go look if
2:28:59
you want Hmm. Oh,
2:29:02
but have you considered this? This
2:29:04
is the first one i've actually found about the eclipse i've
2:29:06
scrolled back so far It's absolutely impossible
2:29:08
to have a shadow love that
2:29:11
love the confidence love the confidence It
2:29:14
is absolutely impossible to have a shadow
2:29:16
of the moon umbras of 170 miles
2:29:19
wide during an eclipse if the moon's diameter
2:29:21
is 2159 miles All
2:29:25
right, that guy's a fucking retard because that's
2:29:27
like this guy high school geometry math That's
2:29:30
like some easy math when you figure out
2:29:32
exactly why the moon perfectly covers the sun
2:29:34
Because you know the distances to both of
2:29:36
them the size of both of them. It's
2:29:39
ridiculous like like it's a
2:29:41
really interesting coincidence Uh,
2:29:44
if I were a creationist i'd be like
2:29:46
look it fucking fits It's
2:29:48
perfect. Yeah This
2:29:51
guy is ignorant globey Yeah, this
2:29:53
is Listen this the moon is
2:29:56
small the sun is big. You can't block it
2:29:58
out. Stop it. Stop it with your Nonsense
2:30:00
it's coming this Monday Is
2:30:04
22 I believe it what I see it and
2:30:07
he's he's not even disputing the like cover-up
2:30:09
part He's just saying that the shadow isn't
2:30:12
big enough The shadows
2:30:14
that would be cast. I know is only a hundred
2:30:16
and seventy miles in diameter, but the moon is bigger
2:30:18
than that and Well,
2:30:20
he's in us. Globies are fucking
2:30:22
fools It's because of the distance
2:30:25
between us and the moon's like a quarter million miles I
2:30:27
hate those people with a fiery passion
2:30:29
because they they make other people a
2:30:31
little more ignorant than they were before
2:30:33
including me sometimes And they'll
2:30:35
ask the question that's so stupid that
2:30:38
you you you you get stuck like
2:30:40
trying to disprove nonsense And
2:30:42
go down some Wikipedia Enjoy
2:30:44
it the same way like I
2:30:47
enjoy the Silmar billion like
2:30:49
it's just Silly content.
2:30:51
It's just content. It's just like I want you
2:30:53
to get into working 40k lore I
2:30:56
want you to start listening to some of that nerdy shit Don't
2:31:02
one so much you have an
2:31:04
addictive personality for bullshit you would
2:31:06
love it Also,
2:31:10
why don't you get into met that you
2:31:12
want to destroy your life? I don't consider
2:31:14
fantasy lore bullshit I consider it Essential
2:31:17
all of the races have their own languages
2:31:20
The fuck it like you've got a really cool
2:31:22
easy to understand like like Like
2:31:24
you've got the Emperor and he has 20
2:31:26
sons and each of them has an attribute
2:31:28
or two that that's like special that they
2:31:30
Got from him and each of those 20
2:31:32
sons has this this giant army under them
2:31:34
of super soldiers who also Have
2:31:36
that genetic like seed in them that that has
2:31:39
that special trait and so each of them are
2:31:41
very specialized and does different things So
2:31:44
it's and that's just you know,
2:31:46
that's the humans. It's fascinating. It's
2:31:48
also evil Everything's awful. Everything's dreadful
2:31:50
suffering and evil and what there's
2:31:53
OVA and hatred someone good I'm
2:31:56
gonna have to go in team team
2:31:58
Imperium team human hundred percent yeah,
2:32:01
there's like one good guy, but they're just kind of lame They're
2:32:03
like for the good of the galaxy like their
2:32:06
mantra. They're kind of even human no
2:32:08
well Well, they're right. They're actually a confederation of
2:32:10
multiple like groups There's I mean there's one in
2:32:12
particular that's kind of a dominant one, but they'll
2:32:14
let anyone ride with them unlike the humans who
2:32:16
are like Ooh, you got
2:32:18
too many eyes. We're gonna burn your babies
2:32:21
Whoo, I well into this
2:32:24
mark my words He will spell better
2:32:26
in Casa lid
2:32:28
old-worlder than I do in English The
2:32:33
old worlder New-worlder
2:32:36
gothic like low gothic. Oh,
2:32:39
that's the language Hi,
2:32:41
God dwarven language All
2:32:43
right, cause a little are also dwarves you could
2:32:45
get into the the 40k dwarves. They're called the
2:32:47
squats. I think they live It
2:32:51
doesn't matter where they live, but yeah, it's super nerdy.
2:32:53
It's it's look. There's gonna be any more
2:32:56
Lord of the Rings content. It's done. Okay,
2:32:58
I Don't
2:33:00
want I don't want them. I hope
2:33:02
that Amazon show continues to fail I don't
2:33:05
want their their bullshit reimagining of Tolkien
2:33:08
to succeed no order another
2:33:10
season But but I
2:33:12
really do want those Snyder cuts of the
2:33:14
extended version of Lord of the Rings I
2:33:16
was talking to a friend of mine who's
2:33:18
a big big fan of the series today
2:33:20
or yesterday and There
2:33:23
are those extra scenes that we've seen there's
2:33:25
the one that I was talking about with aowin Fighting
2:33:28
the the Uruk-hai in the cave Helms
2:33:30
deep And there's a lot
2:33:33
more scenes like that I think they could add
2:33:35
another 30 minutes on to each movie
2:33:37
and get them up to us Respectable four
2:33:39
hours each I'd watch I'd watch the whole thing
2:33:41
I'd love it and then you
2:33:44
know for I think there's a 4k version that I
2:33:46
don't own yet that I do need to purchase You
2:33:49
probably wouldn't be You
2:33:51
know, I don't know if there'd
2:33:53
be any way world-beater scenes in there, but just
2:33:55
more flushing out of the universe I always appreciate
2:33:57
cuz I'm just such a fan of it Yeah,
2:34:00
and they're not gonna make any more of that Um,
2:34:02
because those those people are too fucking old aragorn.
2:34:04
So goddamn old now they all are I
2:34:07
don't kind of fucking this guy is
2:34:09
visceral hatred for globies. He does not
2:34:11
like us A
2:34:16
lot of those people are definitely mentally ill like
2:34:18
those are those are so I think they're akin
2:34:20
to the gang stalking people Um,
2:34:23
which by the way this I I buy
2:34:25
it. I don't think that guy's that accounts
2:34:27
trolling. I think that guy There's
2:34:30
no way you have that the time and the
2:34:32
energy to post that much about something you don't
2:34:34
actually believe there's no way Amazing
2:34:38
files it could be a bot. It could be
2:34:40
just a bot that responds to people with with
2:34:43
You know cutesy things and come over here.
2:34:45
We'll fight the globies together and then he's
2:34:47
getting absense His
2:34:50
bots luring idiots off of twitter to
2:34:53
His conspiracies and it's just sci-fi like
2:34:56
fan fiction he's written. Yeah, just chat
2:34:58
gpt fantastical nonsense about
2:35:00
math Yeah But
2:35:03
yeah, you'd have to come up. You got to come
2:35:06
up with a better story. They're just like, yeah. Yeah, it's flat earth Tell
2:35:08
me why you need a whole what you need a hook you
2:35:10
need to tell me that there's a group of Should
2:35:13
be a lot of of aliens who are doing
2:35:15
this to us that we're that we're we've been
2:35:17
there used to be around her That's what this
2:35:19
this is this is it. This is it long
2:35:21
ago. There was you know Yeah,
2:35:24
10,000 years ago. We live much
2:35:26
as we do today on around
2:35:28
earth Just like the ones
2:35:30
we're led to believe still exists But
2:35:32
that her it hasn't existed for a
2:35:34
long time ago It has been
2:35:36
it was shattered in the alien wars and a
2:35:38
small sliver of it is preserved As
2:35:41
a reminder to any who would challenge
2:35:43
the ceruleans in the galactic empire just
2:35:45
what would become of them were kept
2:35:47
here as a as a as a
2:35:49
uh Warning to any
2:35:51
who would betray the ceruleans leaders of
2:35:53
the galaxy We sit here on this
2:35:56
disc a shattered remnant of the great
2:35:58
and proud humans That's harder
2:36:00
to tell me because there's so much now. I'm like,
2:36:02
I'm like, oh shit. That does sound like something we
2:36:04
do That's
2:36:08
all I would take to get you in is they're like there was a
2:36:10
space war with all sorts of space
2:36:13
things long ago It's all kind of
2:36:15
long meant far too long ago to
2:36:17
measure in any meaningful way an un
2:36:21
falsifiably long time That's
2:36:25
my favorite kind of conspiracy theories or like
2:36:27
legends or whatever that they're that we
2:36:29
used to be advanced and we lost that and got
2:36:31
reset And you know started over like
2:36:34
like the I not price. All right, the
2:36:36
Atlanteans like I don't care about Atlantis and
2:36:38
all that but like something like Atlanteans or
2:36:40
like Is it called chariot
2:36:43
of the gods or whatever that? Zachary
2:36:45
Hitchens book or whatever the idea that you
2:36:47
had aliens maybe coming down and helping those
2:36:50
ancient races The the thing whoever built
2:36:52
the pyramids three body problem has that
2:36:54
you know They would advance and then they their
2:36:56
society would get wiped out. They have to start over.
2:36:59
Yeah. Yeah, but but Unbelievable
2:37:02
that there would be huge cataclysmic failures throughout
2:37:04
history where you lose a bunch of shit,
2:37:07
especially if you have three sons burning you How
2:37:11
are you liking the three-body problem I did you have
2:37:13
you delve deeper into it I haven't finished it I
2:37:15
mean, it was only eight episodes. I think oh I
2:37:19
liked it. I think that I'm biased towards
2:37:21
liking it. I really wanted to see the
2:37:24
content I didn't love it. My hope was
2:37:26
that it would be That
2:37:28
I would feel about it the way we felt
2:37:30
about Game of Thrones at its peak, you know
2:37:33
This is a this is the source material that
2:37:35
has the potential to be great great great and
2:37:38
it was like well, it was good I Want
2:37:41
more but I don't know it
2:37:44
looks like no season two. Oh Based
2:37:49
on they they well, I mean give it some time
2:37:51
I I would think that you would
2:37:53
wait a while for to make that call
2:37:55
I've just read article after article shitting on
2:37:57
the notion of season two. They keep saying
2:38:00
It's not pulling the numbers that they
2:38:02
wanted it to that for something this
2:38:04
expensive, it needs to be doing better
2:38:06
than fucking true crime. Yeah.
2:38:09
I, I mean, this story is,
2:38:12
I've said it a couple of times, but
2:38:14
that story is very big and if
2:38:17
you look at the really successful, um,
2:38:20
like properties at the heart of them
2:38:22
is a little like family story or
2:38:24
love story, like even with something like
2:38:27
avatar or Titanic, like, like, yeah,
2:38:29
it's about, the Titanic sinking, but
2:38:31
it's also about Leo getting laid. Yeah.
2:38:34
Yeah. It's about, you know, the earth
2:38:36
going to a foreign planet and all these special effects
2:38:38
and the Navi and blah, blah, blah, but it's
2:38:40
about family. It's, you
2:38:43
know, there's a little story at the beginning. Not
2:38:45
a family family, but it's a newly, like a
2:38:47
friends that are like family. A fellowship. Yeah.
2:38:50
That's what it is. Um, with
2:38:52
as few women as possible, just
2:38:55
the way I like it. And
2:38:57
Legolas, who's fucking, is pro. Yeah.
2:39:03
Do the, I almost said Legolas was
2:39:05
too cool to talk to Harry Potter.
2:39:09
He is. He
2:39:11
wouldn't talk to that fucking loser. Uh,
2:39:13
he would have bullied Harry right out of
2:39:15
the fellowship. They Harry would have been like,
2:39:17
this form of witchcraft is demonic. But he
2:39:20
didn't, he put yandall out of this ship
2:39:22
so fast. Yeah. Get up. Get up. Can
2:39:25
you also make food from thin air? I
2:39:28
put it in limber spread and Harry just
2:39:30
made a tip that fits us all in
2:39:32
luxury and he's made a roast in a
2:39:34
pudding. It's real good pudding,
2:39:36
sir. Oh my goodness.
2:39:38
It sounds as though the author in charge
2:39:41
of his existence didn't have much confidence in
2:39:43
her own ability not to write herself into
2:39:45
a corner. Seems he's made a pact with
2:39:47
the top Lord, boys. I'd
2:39:50
say that I don't know these terms,
2:39:52
but it seems like something that a gay millennial would
2:39:54
like. Harry
2:40:00
Potter okay because because no one
2:40:02
is love Harry Potter dude girls
2:40:04
my Because
2:40:07
JK Rowling is goaded with the
2:40:09
sauce she's so red-pilled she's hope
2:40:12
she's they've got some law in the UK
2:40:15
outlawing transphobia or transphobic speak
2:40:17
or Or and
2:40:19
and she's just on Twitter like she's
2:40:21
on twisters Twitter Saying fucking
2:40:24
arrest me and going on these rants
2:40:26
and posting all sorts of like she
2:40:28
does She is the Anthony Anthony Kumiya
2:40:30
of trans people Yeah,
2:40:35
she's like well not bad She'll
2:40:38
just be like here's another grown-ass man who raped
2:40:40
a child in a bathroom look at him. Oh
2:40:44
Here's another like like example of like a
2:40:46
girl getting beaten up at judo by a man Like
2:40:50
the people that like her like
2:40:52
it's you can't draw attention to
2:40:54
that. That's fascism It's
2:40:56
like okay, so you're not saying the police
2:40:58
finally had a Is
2:41:00
when you selectively pay attention to what's happening
2:41:02
in the world and then paint a misleading
2:41:05
picture like I I see people
2:41:07
doing it now Crime is on it has been
2:41:09
down for years and we're amongst the lowest crime
2:41:11
rates in like American history, but That
2:41:14
fucking Proud Boys guy comes on and he's like,
2:41:16
you know in Yonkers. They're robbed the houses. They're
2:41:19
breaking in there eliminate
2:41:25
Lemonade stills have skyrocketed People
2:41:29
are coming in here and knocking fucking lemonade
2:41:31
on speakers and mic stands and shit Anyway,
2:41:34
they're getting rid of lemonade. It's all great
2:41:37
If you just talk about like like crime
2:41:39
crime crime crime crime You would get
2:41:41
the impression that like property crime or violent crime is
2:41:43
up and it's not So
2:41:47
they just point out Maybe
2:41:49
something not nationwide and in a lot of
2:41:51
cities it's down so nationwide. It's down Most
2:41:55
of the localities are down to I'm sure that
2:41:57
fucking somewhere in Louisiana
2:42:00
Louisiana maybe New Orleans crime is
2:42:02
up but not generally so But
2:42:05
to just point out like where crime is happening again
2:42:07
and again and again gives a misleading
2:42:09
picture And it's done
2:42:12
with that intent. I Think
2:42:14
she's just like a hardcore feminist who's
2:42:17
like These
2:42:19
are spaces for women biological
2:42:21
real women and No
2:42:24
one else should be allowed in there. I kind of agree with
2:42:26
that Yeah I
2:42:31
would say the vast majority of people do
2:42:33
they should have the same rates is like
2:42:35
men do oh shit I've
2:42:39
got like scratchy sounds Oh,
2:42:43
no, I need to get it now I
2:42:46
love That
2:42:51
reminded me when Biden was like black
2:42:54
kids Poor kids have
2:42:56
ever should have every opportunity that a
2:42:58
white kid can have yeah, they're for
2:43:00
white kids. There's lots of them You
2:43:04
know what I mean? Have
2:43:06
no fear. This towel is covered
2:43:08
in semen It's
2:43:13
okay who among us hasn't reused a come to offer something
2:43:17
Probably been it used too long. You'd have it
2:43:19
through your shower dry off period and you're like,
2:43:21
ah, this is hard No,
2:43:25
I do. I'm kidding. I've never done that. I don't
2:43:27
do that. Well, I do downstairs. He does it. He
2:43:29
does it I don't do it. You can't throw that
2:43:32
Globe post and it was like the
2:43:34
youngest of three brothers and he said they had
2:43:37
been sharing the same Like
2:43:39
pocket pussy throughout their whole adolescence
2:43:42
Just like just like they're all running
2:43:44
a train on the on the same
2:43:46
like fake vagina He's
2:43:49
and he's like after a while. I
2:43:51
just stopped even cleaning it out I kind of got
2:43:53
used to just coming into
2:43:56
a warm come Film
2:43:58
Filled Pocket pussy. Listen to my
2:44:00
brothers chat in the background the like.
2:44:03
I refused to believe that's real. There's
2:44:05
is what a family of ghouls to
2:44:07
have to do that. There's no way
2:44:09
that some a are like prove their
2:44:11
money. That's why you see their pocket.
2:44:14
Now. Ah, You.
2:44:17
To is it sizzling. Yeah,
2:44:19
very much so. but the noise date I
2:44:21
guess as cancelling it. Mapping.
2:44:24
Like how. It is. You
2:44:26
need a headset. I
2:44:28
think it might be the I'm. Making.
2:44:31
To stop. It. Might be the. Of
2:44:35
an amplifier that is plugged into Can you
2:44:37
still hear me? Yeah. We knew you are you.
2:44:40
Never saw explicit of it since
2:44:43
Illinois. There's a lot.
2:44:45
Here's what I played try to
2:44:47
soften up off the desks. I
2:44:49
could hear pouring officer super. I
2:44:52
did that like two years ago on the
2:44:54
show I tip the water over and I
2:44:56
destroyed by Corsair keyboard. had to buy another
2:44:58
one. Yeah. That was
2:45:01
network Or the gaming. That's part of being a gamer. Or
2:45:04
been God gesture. His
2:45:06
least you have. So. Sorry
2:45:08
is it ah sticky. now. I
2:45:11
want to see the gets the he's not
2:45:13
as Northern Ireland or think. They
2:45:16
are missing out. Nods. Slight
2:45:20
Hulu mrs and with all
2:45:22
the sticky disabuse sugar the
2:45:24
Festival. Of we
2:45:26
have been out. Did you or did you happen
2:45:28
to watch that youtube video of about that japanese
2:45:30
swordsman that a massage she guy or whatever his
2:45:32
name as. I stated it
2:45:34
aided in bed. Oh my God
2:45:36
It Was. an outside
2:45:39
of glad you brought it up because
2:45:41
i do i got so excited jackie
2:45:43
i we start every night with it
2:45:45
a couple you tube videos before we
2:45:47
go to like netflix and than back
2:45:49
so i'm like trashy tonight we have
2:45:51
another kyle recommendation but this is gonna
2:45:53
make up for the last once this
2:45:55
will be on the last one it
2:45:57
was he was a sigh fi one
2:46:00
And the first part was pretty good.
2:46:02
The one you told us about, but it was like
2:46:04
a nine part story and you didn't watch the other
2:46:06
eight, we sat through like,
2:46:09
it must've been an hour
2:46:11
and a half, 120 minutes, like 110 minutes,
2:46:14
something like that. It was pretty long for all
2:46:16
of it. And, uh, you
2:46:18
know, she just like, do
2:46:20
we have to listen to it? The
2:46:23
first two or three were good. You got the battle
2:46:25
in the aftermath of the battle. And then it was
2:46:27
like the queen starts thinking and making stuff. And I
2:46:29
was like, I don't care anymore. Yeah.
2:46:31
And I consider it a writing mistake. Like if
2:46:34
you're in a makeup names for like a new
2:46:36
race, for one of them to be like the
2:46:38
Clovakians and the other to be the Clotontians or
2:46:40
something like that's just, I got a little mixed
2:46:42
up somewhere during the storytelling. And then like a
2:46:45
race had to change the name of the race
2:46:47
and the planet. And it was like, this is
2:46:49
harder to follow now. Thanks for that. Fair. But,
2:46:52
um, yeah, we listened to the swordsman one
2:46:54
too, and we were
2:46:57
both emotionally poor for having heard it.
2:46:59
So for those of you curious, it
2:47:02
is the store. There's a Japanese swordsman
2:47:04
named Musashi Miyamoto, and he's kind of
2:47:06
regarded as the greatest swordsman of
2:47:08
all time in Japan. And the,
2:47:10
um, I don't remember what his
2:47:13
record was. Obviously it was and oh, but
2:47:15
he was like, at the time
2:47:17
there were, if you were, if
2:47:19
you had a duel with someone, there'd be an
2:47:21
audience, you know, especially over time, he became so
2:47:24
famous that there were audiences and scribes kind of
2:47:26
keeping score and making sure there was no funny
2:47:28
business and he somehow like killed dozens of men
2:47:30
in single combat. And it wasn't just some random
2:47:32
guy on the field. Cause I often think that
2:47:34
it's like a night on the field on
2:47:37
his horse with his quarter million
2:47:39
in adjusted, uh, pounds
2:47:41
armor is just pub stomping
2:47:44
guys with rakes, you know, like he can, he
2:47:46
can just, he can kill 30 a day. But
2:47:48
this guy's facing off against some of
2:47:50
the considered the greatest swordsman also his
2:47:53
competitors. And The one story I
2:47:55
sent While I'll admit isn't a great story
2:47:57
and it kind of gets to the point
2:47:59
right away. I thought was
2:48:01
cool as shit that supposedly he
2:48:03
met what was to be his
2:48:05
greatest challenger. And. He he employed
2:48:07
multiple sort of arm techniques to make
2:48:09
the other guy mad at him. including.
2:48:12
Not brain a sort. He showed
2:48:14
up to a sword duel with a book
2:48:16
paddle. And. He won. He beat
2:48:19
the other guy to death with both federal. And.
2:48:22
Iran and Seven about that was hilarious
2:48:24
to me. I watch some old Japanese
2:48:26
movie today that depicts that scene. Near.
2:48:29
Was awful the same it was off is
2:48:31
not new were no subtitles arm an aunt
2:48:33
but but what I really didn't like his
2:48:35
in the story they say that he disliked
2:48:37
Beat Him. But. Pommel them
2:48:39
so there was gore. But. In
2:48:41
the in the mean the movie he to sort
2:48:43
of ali get some once and that is kills
2:48:45
the guy and it's one of those where he
2:48:47
doesn't know is dead yet until the blood starts
2:48:49
Like Thai to item on video with a boat
2:48:51
paddle and that is that like you get a
2:48:53
book edward Sharpe for him below it. yeah so
2:48:55
am I don't I just thought that was neat
2:48:57
but I'll admit the selling of the store in
2:48:59
the store itself weren't like. Dynamite.
2:49:03
Year wasn't are cup of tea the next one
2:49:05
next organ less. Specific
2:49:07
skill but on the drawing board aka try
2:49:10
to combat the something garage researcher and every
2:49:12
time the says that she doesn't wanna see.
2:49:15
I can we I've been watching sailing videos lately. that's
2:49:17
the other thing ever seen. Him actually recommendations for you.
2:49:19
so before we go to selling video though he it'd
2:49:21
it'd on my so what I'm will be the
2:49:23
great. It's. Is the great? It's
2:49:26
about Catherine the Great. It's real cute
2:49:28
seats, The true story, the historical story
2:49:30
of Catherine the Great of Russia and
2:49:32
house. He started off as just this
2:49:34
woman who was married to the prince
2:49:36
of the King or whatever the Tsar
2:49:38
and is treated like baggage or like
2:49:40
sex slave or something and she ended
2:49:42
up being the. Tsar S
2:49:44
or or whatever of Russia. It's it's
2:49:46
It's funny, it's cutesy, it's comedic, and
2:49:48
it's a little silly and farcical at
2:49:50
times. And they're wearing the pit. The
2:49:53
It. It looks amazing and it's like it's. it
2:49:56
looks like a period drama so there
2:49:58
and those fantastic castles and Riding horses
2:50:00
and they're all wearing the period correct costumes.
2:50:02
That's really good and Oh
2:50:05
shit. There was another one that I wanted to recommend
2:50:11
This room I think the cum smell has
2:50:14
been activated by the lemonade It's
2:50:18
a little dusky in here. That's the third worst
2:50:20
thing I've heard today Oh There
2:50:26
was I might might
2:50:28
retire this towel from the rotation
2:50:32
Exactly. Maybe maybe throw that in the
2:50:34
hamper. Oh sure. It's all behind
2:50:36
hot load in his Virgin ears Yeah,
2:50:39
we're gonna say about the sailing or boat video. Oh,
2:50:41
yeah. Yeah, if I don't go to be eclipsed this
2:50:44
weekend I think I'm gonna try and go learn to
2:50:46
sail. I've been on a kick about that lately I
2:50:48
don't have intentions of like really sailing
2:50:50
open ocean but in
2:50:53
my head I was about ready to buy a 14
2:50:55
foot Hobie cat and they
2:50:57
leave a Hobie cat wave for the 1% of you that
2:50:59
know your boats and I was
2:51:01
like, you know, you should probably Take
2:51:03
a lesson like maybe pick the brain
2:51:06
of someone who sailed before instead of
2:51:08
just going out and buying a boat
2:51:10
and self-learning So I might
2:51:12
do that soon Yeah, that that
2:51:14
will be fun. I have
2:51:16
only sailed twice. I think But
2:51:18
I thoroughly enjoyed it just
2:51:21
Running the ropes or being on the
2:51:23
wheel whichever you're doing is fun
2:51:28
and It's an
2:51:30
athletic venture if you're trying to be quick
2:51:33
about it like if you're lackadaisically out in
2:51:35
open water, but I was sailing up and
2:51:37
down a river and trying to Trying
2:51:39
to beat another boat to a bridge. So nothing around
2:51:42
on those sails. It's fun. You had a much bigger
2:51:44
boat How big was your boat? Do you remember what
2:51:46
it was? I don't remember but around
2:51:48
30 feet I think That
2:51:51
can you pull up a picture of a
2:51:53
Hobie cat wave? might be a Hobie wave.
2:51:55
It's a 14 foot boat. This thing weighs
2:51:57
like 350 pounds. You know, you could. Oh.
2:52:00
It yourself like from this grass to the
2:52:02
why better know the skin to like. The.
2:52:05
Other yeah. Yeah. Silence on the like
2:52:07
that my beside me get started on. Oh
2:52:09
sure that looks super sporty. Meet.
2:52:12
One. Sale if it flips over. My bill
2:52:14
had a diesel engine. This is a sitter
2:52:16
right foot one and can write this if
2:52:18
you tip it over. And then they were
2:52:21
real popular in Ocean City, the sixteen and
2:52:23
eighteen foot ones, not the forty where it
2:52:25
seem like something to play with. Those
2:52:27
yeah that looks that way it would you
2:52:29
put on the lake or blinking. yeah there's
2:52:31
two lakes around here and there than be
2:52:33
where I start and then unaware achieving and
2:52:35
ago probably nowhere. I. Get sea sick
2:52:38
so I can't imagine me actually enjoying lake
2:52:40
sailing from North Carolina the the Caribbean that
2:52:42
just be tortured you B C sick if
2:52:44
you are in charge of is a like
2:52:46
you requested a month yeah non and have
2:52:48
never been in charge of the. I'm
2:52:51
not cease it when I told my friends
2:52:53
yeah with the ad power but ski boat.
2:52:56
But who. Gets see sit
2:52:58
on the lake our. The
2:53:00
true. And. Are now. And
2:53:02
never sailed. Amazon of
2:53:04
my day. I get my dad's
2:53:06
friends Sailboat. Very briefly
2:53:08
and it was like. Even.
2:53:11
My memory as a kid is it was not a
2:53:13
very big boat. Mean so much. Anyhow,
2:53:15
me solid as an adult can be like
2:53:17
yeah, I can't even sit in the Seine
2:53:19
more than mere. Pretty good way to stay
2:53:21
in shape of here. Wealthy.
2:53:24
Or. Just a good way to like be outside
2:53:26
Elena like soon as he did. A good
2:53:28
excuse to. Get. Something wealthy. You not run
2:53:30
of the ropes. You get a team that runs the ropes and
2:53:32
you've run the wheel. Yeah, classes
2:53:35
know, guess there? Are. Even
2:53:37
New York or maybe easier And captain
2:53:39
sitting there and you're like yes, thats
2:53:41
that is her M Us. Yeah,
2:53:44
Apple uses two thousand hours and is
2:53:46
no compass is no Gps, there's no
2:53:48
water maker, there's no diesel engine. I
2:53:50
know boat stands for bus add another
2:53:52
thousand but. How expensive to the
2:53:54
such a hobby? get? Get! The.
2:53:56
Bottom at this out rip that. they're
2:53:59
that bottom erupted You're out I'm
2:54:01
guessing 200 bucks something like that. It
2:54:03
can't be yeah, that's a that's a
2:54:05
crazy bare-bones boat That's just for zipping
2:54:07
around and experiencing sailing. I guess how
2:54:09
you're like going away to a sled
2:54:12
dog team Yeah
2:54:15
Thinking I mean Murphy's not gonna pull his
2:54:17
weight, but he can kind of be the
2:54:19
other dogs mascot You'll need a lot more
2:54:21
snow. Yeah. Yeah, if
2:54:23
you move to Minnesota or something In
2:54:27
a sore. Ah, I know that
2:54:29
you love that weather. I don't think you
2:54:31
are you thinking of moving? I
2:54:34
I think is this a private? Oh, I don't know. Yeah,
2:54:36
I don't know. Um, I really
2:54:40
just Don't care
2:54:44
Like I just don't get like it's the
2:54:46
same difference either way I'll
2:54:48
see if that thing I was talking about happens
2:54:50
and maybe I'll you know Maybe I'll move out
2:54:52
west somewhere and do something there But
2:54:54
I know for sure if it
2:54:57
if Georgia outlaws the
2:54:59
hemp derived stuff from the farm bill
2:55:01
You know the the Delta 8 and
2:55:03
THCA and all that shit then I
2:55:05
will move like real quick
2:55:08
real quick Yeah, that'll get the fire lit under
2:55:10
you Yeah, you know, I
2:55:12
would see what my girlfriend wanted to do. She'd
2:55:14
have a voice in it. I suppose Not
2:55:17
too loud of a voice though. Yeah You
2:55:20
Toby The
2:55:24
mailman Murphy, yeah, I told her the other day
2:55:26
I'm like anything ever happens to me Toby
2:55:28
goes to Taylor Good
2:55:32
care of Toby You're
2:55:35
not giving this dog to Taylor. I'm like he
2:55:37
knows he's coming to get it. He has power
2:55:39
Ernie over Toby I have power of attorney and
2:55:41
a gun I Can't
2:55:45
be stopped try and hold on Toby. It's coming
2:55:47
to get to it was his wish like he
2:55:49
was choking on your show What
2:55:54
even with that dog I was thinking of worth
2:55:56
a thing But
2:56:00
the other word, let's say, was it women or
2:56:02
dogs? It's women. Yeah. I
2:56:05
mean, um, I saw
2:56:07
four NYPD, uh, cops, including
2:56:09
a sergeant go into this
2:56:11
guy's apartment earlier and, uh, they're
2:56:14
taking him to jail for domestic battery. He beat up a
2:56:16
girl there. They're here to get him. And they
2:56:18
don't tell him that until there's two of them in his apartment and
2:56:20
two of them in the hall and he's in the middle. And
2:56:23
he's like, you
2:56:26
know, give me a minute. And he's like, he's
2:56:28
clearly not wanting to be part of this. And
2:56:30
then they grab him and
2:56:32
we start wrestling and shit's falling
2:56:34
everywhere. And immediately proven fighter right
2:56:37
away, he gets one of the cops gun. Right
2:56:42
away. He's got a cop's gun and the cop goes, he's
2:56:44
got my gun. And so both
2:56:46
of the lady cops run away. That's
2:56:51
probably a smart move. He's got a gun. Oh,
2:56:53
lady cops run into the hallway and abandoned
2:56:55
last week. The
2:57:01
cow was like, you can't try that
2:57:03
shit in America. American cops don't back
2:57:05
down. Remember that conversation? I
2:57:07
don't remember. He meant man. What I was referring
2:57:09
to, but I mean, man, I mean, man cops,
2:57:12
um, because the two man cops are on
2:57:14
this dude, like fucking glue.
2:57:17
They're on his, they're whooping his ass. One
2:57:19
of them has his hands on the gun trying
2:57:21
to keep it pointed the right way. And it's
2:57:23
going off bang, bang. And somebody's getting hit. You
2:57:26
can hear that, you know, when you're fighting with
2:57:28
body cams on, it's a mess. What you're seeing,
2:57:30
you're getting sort of flashes and sort of kind
2:57:33
of tell what's happening until they
2:57:35
go to the ladies body cams.
2:57:37
Then you get this nice stable
2:57:39
panoramic view. Actually, they could
2:57:41
get a little closer to the action. Maybe we could
2:57:43
see what was going on. Do it, Danny. Woody. They
2:57:46
are two men fighting a third
2:57:48
on the floor for their fucking
2:57:50
lives. One's trying to wrestle
2:57:52
the gun away. The other's trying to like
2:57:55
do whatever he can to keep everybody alive.
2:57:57
Any it's life or death. One lady.
2:58:01
all over her radio. She's letting folks know
2:58:03
that, hey, 20 minutes from
2:58:05
now y'all need to know there's gonna be dead people.
2:58:08
So like she's talking to people who
2:58:10
are miles away for
2:58:12
some reason about something that's
2:58:14
happening right fucking now. Only
2:58:17
a woman, a stupid one, would
2:58:19
do something like this because all of us
2:58:22
here know that we need to get in
2:58:24
a fucking pile right fucking now. We've got
2:58:26
a we got a I'm gonna get his
2:58:28
butthole or something. I'm gonna get a testicle
2:58:32
and Taylor's gonna like start bringing his
2:58:34
fingers oil with his with I would
2:58:36
think if I was king three people
2:58:39
on the dude one guy on the
2:58:41
radio she she's
2:58:43
been on the radio for too
2:58:46
long she's telling okay yeah he's
2:58:48
got brown eyes Nike choose I
2:58:50
think that's a is that
2:58:52
a buffalo fails Jersey sir baby
2:58:54
okay Jeff is interesting clue she's
2:58:56
kind of charming this
2:59:02
is interesting feeding my ass and
2:59:04
scaring me she's
2:59:07
not the worst cuz the fattest lady
2:59:09
cop who was the furthest down
2:59:11
the hall from the fight really got out
2:59:13
of there like she'd seen a rat peeks
2:59:16
back in pushes the door open and goes
2:59:19
bang and just shoots into the pile
2:59:22
of bodies and then runs away
2:59:24
again one shot
2:59:26
three kills oh
2:59:29
my gosh the bad guy ended up shot
2:59:31
like twice I think I think the cops
2:59:33
were beat up and fucked up from glass
2:59:36
and stuff like that I think that's how
2:59:38
it ended they not only anybody died but
2:59:40
it was a miracle and if those ladies
2:59:42
hadn't been there it had gone so much
2:59:44
more fucking smoothly God if I was a
2:59:46
cop and they made a like a real
2:59:48
cop not some fucking pull you over for a
2:59:51
DUI if I was a real fucking cop and
2:59:53
they made a lady or just or just an
2:59:55
incompetent pussy Anybody who can't do
2:59:57
their fucking job and back me up. I Would.
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