0:00

PKN 492. How are you

0:02

boys? It's Corinthian leather coral. It's Corinthian

0:04

leather coral. Yeah. We were talking about

0:06

Walking Dead brand integration right before the

0:08

show started. I need to check

0:11

in, Woody. Yeah. What's

0:13

the news on the seizure front?

0:16

No more? Yeah, no more.

0:18

I'm good. Good. I

0:20

knew I was right to ignore it. I laid hands upon

0:22

him through the... Good.

0:27

You lay hands on him? Look,

0:29

I got blurry there. That was the Lord. So

0:32

I don't like... I

0:35

got this vibe that people were talking about

0:37

it. I don't check the subreddit or anything,

0:39

but like Wings of Redemption reached out to

0:41

me on Facebook. My mom called me while

0:44

I was like working on the fish tank or something. It was a bad

0:46

time. You tell Wings he caused it? You

0:49

know Wings he caused it? Yeah. Yeah. You're like, you know, it's

0:51

because of you. I

0:53

was worried about that 10 grand you're demanding. Oh,

0:59

I thought about that. I guess he told

1:01

Harley that we owed him money. I

1:03

was like, that is insane. We definitely don't.

1:05

We paid him. I like everything. Now I

1:08

kind of remember after he left the show,

1:11

he felt entitled to revenues

1:14

from the shows like that he wasn't on. Like

1:16

in the future, he wanted revenue

1:19

from today. He thinks we owe

1:21

him for shows

1:23

he's not on. I think he would rather if

1:25

we keep talking about him perpetually. Yeah.

1:28

So he says silly things. That's

1:30

probably true. But anyways, no more even though

1:32

more seizure when this when the troll channels

1:35

don't even care anymore, he throws

1:37

an insult at us. I

1:40

think that when I've heard when your

1:42

brain survives a seizure, comes back stronger

1:44

than ever. I mean, people

1:46

are saying that. Yeah. You get the

1:49

opposite. I actually heard you shoot you up with

1:51

the seizure vaccine. You

1:53

seize out. Now your body knows how to handle it. All

1:55

right. Next time it happens, you're going to fall on that

1:58

soft, foamy. carpet

2:00

that you put on the outside of the

2:02

shower. It's so comfortable. I

2:08

was more like more like a

2:10

pie of my situation where, you

2:12

know, oh, she bounced back this

2:14

time, but it takes a little

2:16

out of them every time. So

2:19

I don't mind. I don't think I get

2:21

the source. The Supreme at the colic. Oh,

2:23

yeah. Back, you know, sick

2:26

all the time. Bills, you

2:28

know, eventually a little house fire is going to. Horses

2:31

are a good way to spend money. I

2:34

don't want to touch that shit. I mean,

2:36

they did nothing but make money, right? I mean, they

2:38

had to buy some shoes and send a vet late

2:40

one night, but they act like the pie of my

2:42

horse situation was this huge money pit. Seems like they

2:44

constantly made money hand over fist. And by the end,

2:46

they took home like 200 grand in insurance money. Yeah,

2:49

I was going to say, didn't they murder

2:51

the horse at the end to lay out

2:53

of their problem? They did not. Ralphie had

2:56

that horse fucking cooked alive by Joey

2:58

Dometo or whatever the fuck his arson

3:01

guy. Tony's interesting in Tony

3:03

Soprano in that he he's an

3:05

awful person who will happily

3:07

murder and torture people. But the soft spot

3:09

he has for ducks and horses. Okay.

3:14

Interesting guy. Yeah. It's

3:16

the sociopath thing. Horses. Like,

3:18

I don't know how much horses cost.

3:20

Like, if you want to buy a racehorse,

3:23

I'm sure it's absurdly expensive, but

3:25

I know that like Dave Portnoy is

3:27

at the level of wealth that he does that

3:29

now because I guess he's worth like half a

3:31

billion, probably more than that. And

3:33

we'll buy horses and I, I

3:35

follow him on Twitter and he's like a absurd

3:39

gambling addict, seemingly like

3:41

the dude, doesn't

3:43

seem like drugs or his thing doesn't seem like

3:46

booze is his thing. That dude loves gambling. And

3:48

so like often he'll tweet out and be like,

3:51

I'm putting $300,000 on the Cowboys

3:56

to win this game. If there's ever

3:58

been a lock, it's. One

4:00

and he'll like he'll like tweet out the gambling like that

4:02

like there's a lot of people I guess in the game

4:04

I don't follow I don't gamble so I don't follow that

4:07

world and I guess it's a common thing for people who

4:09

give picks To be like retroactively like

4:11

yeah, I put ten grand on that one and

4:13

people are like show me the slip Where's

4:15

the bed slip? show me the proof and he'll

4:17

like tweet out the bed slip with it and

4:19

sometimes like I think it was the Cowboys game

4:21

within like four or

4:24

five minutes of kickoff he's like flurry

4:26

of tweets like Worst decision

4:28

ever you're a person chance. I'm getting this

4:30

back 300 grand down the drain Wow,

4:34

I saw him talking about his gambling

4:37

and he's in someone like who worked for his company

4:39

was like Dave like

4:41

what do you think you are like

4:43

overall and you know a lot

4:45

of gamblers will be like oh I'm up Well,

4:48

yeah, I'm up. He was like dude.

4:51

I'm so far down That

4:53

if I won 20

4:56

million dollar bets in a row I Think

4:59

I'm very in the hole in

5:02

my gambling world like tens of millions of doubt

5:04

because one year like it's not exciting anymore to

5:06

bet $10,000 yeah, if you're worth In

5:11

somewhere like someone should be

5:13

Dave tonight's the night trailblazers for

5:15

beating it easy Thank

5:17

you so much. I don't know

5:20

I don't have an in somewhere. He's lost

5:22

tens of millions I hear that sports are

5:24

fixed all the time, but if David Portnay

5:27

Portnoy yeah, no it is on the outside Is

5:31

it fixed or not? I mean it well that

5:33

guy's on the inside. I don't know I don't know

5:35

if I Had a war

5:37

asked He does own

5:39

barstool sports But a lot

5:41

of barstool's initial popularity was from

5:43

him like ruthlessly picking on and

5:46

mocking Roger Goodell the

5:48

commissioner of the NFL and so if there

5:50

was a Email list

5:52

of like all right send this

5:54

one out to the Bezos boys and Musk and all that

5:56

like they wouldn't put Portnoy On it They'd

5:58

have him. They'd be sending him. Awesome For me,

6:00

I get the Earth. I always get the

6:03

sense that Dana White as very good gambler

6:05

and that to this and how what's his

6:07

name? Drake. The Drake is like the worst

6:09

gambler of all time. It's Sheldrake get. So

6:12

for one thing, Drake is sponsored by one

6:14

about draft kings or somebody and so there's

6:16

some contention on whether or not he's even

6:18

placing real bad because it draft kings paying

6:20

Drake to be there guy and sweet about

6:23

them. Then. The money

6:25

he's gambling with is likely to

6:27

marketing is adding one hundred thousand.

6:30

He's. Probably betting ten thousand of his own

6:32

money and there and ninety thousand of his

6:34

from draft kings were to he's betting against

6:36

know they're happy to see him sweet out

6:38

Oh my god did you see a contract

6:40

for a quarter million on this guy to

6:42

win and often does that? And where do

6:44

you do illegal or a draft kings.com like

6:46

two hundred in the Elementary over to. When

6:49

they're predicting who's gonna win fights,

6:51

there's an. At the. Have

6:54

you ever heard of the inverse Kramer Index?

6:56

Not Yes. Vote at Yes of Kramer is

6:58

a guy on Cnbc who picks ah and

7:00

they're mad Money is is T V show

7:02

anyway. apparently he's terrible. I don't know this

7:05

and they say like to do the opposite

7:07

of what he suggests you do in this

7:09

lot of money to be made well that

7:11

exists in the betting world with Tale on

7:13

In or a former fighter and Drake if

7:16

you bet against those guys to do the

7:18

opposite of what they tell you to. Make.

7:21

Money. Or a historically. Anyway, I

7:23

don't know what happened on forward. Now.

7:26

I'm a sense I saw I'll get

7:28

into gambling. I saw outlook or advance.

7:33

Of it's I saw the Chiefs

7:35

uses keep it petty. I saw

7:37

the Chiefs overcame their their arch

7:39

rivals and Disney Elite Else the

7:41

Buffalo Bills of it looked like

7:43

it. Would let a guy

7:45

missed a field goal that he probably should

7:47

the made that basically gave the game that

7:49

she's I saw I'm. Sure

7:52

is a travesty with which ones that big.

7:54

Fat one Jason is the fat one. Yeah,

7:57

Jns adjacent take his shirt off like a

7:59

fucking loser. And. Flags on Tv

8:01

that was that was so crane on.

8:03

I was just drunk and excited. read

8:05

I I I was very different lights

8:07

and I had a blast at everybody

8:09

like he's a lot of fun to

8:11

be around the edges. be him, jump

8:13

out the window to hang out with

8:15

the crowd. The gym Patreon yeah it's

8:17

pretty athletic see how or why. I

8:19

was surprised the current Nfl player was

8:21

athletic. but to look at him. He.

8:23

Looks like the guy who would struggle to

8:25

climb over a turnstile. Miss guys jumping in

8:27

and out about window like it was easy

8:29

it would. Yeah that's has is retired. That's

8:31

not enough a retired. Mom.

8:34

Matter as least podcast. He says he

8:36

intentionally didn't make an announcement. At. Nigeria,

8:39

Like he made an announcement like three days

8:41

ago. it's and I'm retired but by could

8:43

be wrong our power to go around oh

8:46

can be you didn't like him jump in

8:48

her I if I were hiding in the

8:50

Nfl until I don't care either. But like

8:52

I like that the Chiefs one because it's

8:54

the Missouri team and like if. If.

8:56

You are in the Nfl in you. Had a brother. And.

8:59

You were watching your brother's game while you're going to

9:01

be rude and so hard for him to win. Like.

9:03

You have undergone time you can be added some

9:06

some beers are getting high would have your kids.

9:08

Are. Your kids and We would You know? Act.

9:11

Poorly. In public, my mom or my

9:13

dad whisper to us. I. Like you've been

9:15

here before. My like

9:18

a phonics justice they don't yet see you

9:20

haven't been here before. Don't walk in the

9:22

fuck and long horn and act like oh

9:24

my god and you believe it Daddy They

9:26

have so much free bread here. you make

9:28

it or by look bad. Are I act

9:30

like we have seen bread before him or

9:32

not impressed by his for enos of the

9:34

rest are violent. You've been here before so

9:36

never one doesn't realize that we all belong

9:38

here. May try it out More that so

9:40

I see and now I guess I don't

9:42

fucking meltdown. Oh oh oh, Is

9:45

this the first volleys video since. Last.

9:48

Year Eleven months ago. Great weight were

9:50

you and that when to yeah was

9:52

there was crazy. Sit down and have

9:55

one less beer, have a water. Got

9:57

something similar? About how to conduct

9:59

yourself and probably were white people. okay

10:01

getting a lot of given me another

10:04

you can add a from that angle

10:06

like behave like a white. Midnight

10:08

set up there with your with your

10:10

little like handheld monocle thing or whatever

10:13

silvers or. Manning brother

10:15

Rip is t shirt off at who know

10:17

he was sit there for a cigarette as

10:19

next analysts job to make another hundred million

10:21

or would pop adorns that Papa John's do

10:23

will the midwest. That's. With

10:25

those people, Do those real whites? These Kelsey

10:28

brothers. Oh no. I like them.

10:30

Because. It's one of them to the best player on

10:32

the cheese other than you know the best. Where's the quarterback?

10:35

And. The other one seems to really

10:37

like has brought them. There's a real white

10:39

their the Chiefs quarterback and I employ on

10:41

a i'm I'm very yeah I brought elsa

10:43

racial draft at that. now that stuff. But

10:45

the the Chelsea brothers are both Hall of

10:47

famers. They're awesome. If like,

10:49

Most other ones whole amount. you don't have brothers car

10:51

you'll get you gotta eat I guess I have your

10:53

own. your real close with your brother's like year your

10:56

route and form with everything. Me and my brother. I

10:58

met him that one time when I was like. Seven.

11:01

The guy. Oh this is

11:04

why know his name refers as you

11:06

have a friend quito your own in

11:08

your family Smith was no. Food

11:11

I hundred percent of a fucking Frank Sinatra

11:13

really hope and of bed like wolf cola

11:16

doesn't all go to him some that frank

11:18

with your help me out what his house

11:20

brothers situation as soon as I have.on the

11:22

lord. Of my Dad's a half

11:24

hour on the right? Yeah, my dad. My dad's married

11:27

three times. My mother was the third marriage I think.

11:29

I don't really go to getting married. Isn't.

11:32

Your brother's us like one of those age

11:34

gaps were like her wasn't ever the reason

11:36

for you. To. Get to know I'm

11:38

like, isn't he wailed of the yeah, Oh

11:40

yeah, like he was a grown man with

11:43

his own version versioning family. When

11:45

I was just old enough to

11:47

start forming memories, You know, like

11:49

when I was four, five, or six. I remember going

11:51

to his house one time and been like. This.

11:54

In her fucking brother Chris of shit they

11:56

like That's the kind of like no one

11:58

was like a bra that. It more

12:00

like brother's house and as. Google

12:03

guy like. I remember that I remember

12:06

being there and that he had a

12:08

kid. But. That's all I know, I don't I

12:10

don't know the as he was nine years older than

12:12

you at least. Ah,

12:14

I'm probably fifteen bit and fifteen

12:17

sixteen years older. And then my

12:19

sister's also. Maybe.

12:21

Ten years older. My

12:23

half sister I have half brother, half half sister,

12:25

full sister. Iraq I remembered like

12:28

being a young kid and sporting events and

12:30

sauce and my my parents had me when

12:32

they were like twenty six or so and

12:34

so every once in awhile you meet someone

12:37

whose parents were like. Who.

12:39

Had them at forty or something like that and

12:41

so they were like fifty years or like to

12:43

be a fifty year old parent to like and

12:45

eight year old kid is like a said that

12:47

So many more numbers like. He did

12:49

you ever? Feel. Odd having

12:52

a dad that was way older than the

12:54

other dads. Ah, I'm. What?

12:56

Like we didn't I never really did anything to like

12:59

Meet the At whenever I met the oh dad, the

13:01

redo birds. I remember I'm.

13:03

There. Was that one guy? Who. Was

13:05

that who coached us? And. They were

13:07

like. It. Had a head injury like a

13:10

few years prior. And. It wasn't a

13:12

Gary Busey situation where. No.

13:15

One wanted to take the keys away from him. It.

13:17

Was because it was borderline the and are

13:19

they sit the had a coaching children. So.

13:22

Arrow. I felt like whatever I was

13:24

exposed to another kids that. I

13:27

wasn't. It. Wasn't there were younger is as

13:29

they seem like boomers. Are now.

13:32

But. Yeah, he was a good bit older, but

13:34

but they've got all sorts of idiosyncrasies in

13:36

my family that that that made that not

13:38

seem like a weird thing. Anyway, dad's like

13:40

super protective of Mom, I guess. like. She's.

13:43

Like ten or twelve years younger than him.

13:45

So like the other got the pair. And

13:47

I remembered that some other dad at the

13:49

Cub Scout meeting was hitting on mom. Became.

13:51

a whole thing he had to get smoked not

13:53

tilbury they he had get roughed up smelling i

13:56

can't go back cup step scouts it's like and

13:58

only did you beat up richards Now

14:01

I can't go back to fucking Cub Scouts like

14:03

that. Now you'll never get make Eagle I'll

14:06

never make it fucking like brownie Scout even or

14:08

whatever the fuck like I don't like that guy

14:10

was a dick I

14:12

mean, see Richard. All right This

14:17

being guy yeah, I remember did you

14:19

ever have oh, did you have something

14:22

called Awanas as a kid? I Don't

14:24

know what that is. Awana I don't know what it stood

14:26

for but it was like basically trying

14:28

to turn the Boy Scouts into

14:31

like a church thing where

14:34

they'd be like It was like a

14:36

like a weekend thing We'd have to go to and

14:38

we're really young and it was like you have to

14:40

go to Awanas and I remember being like that

14:42

was one of the first events other than regular

14:44

church that as a kid like I can Remember

14:46

dreading going to because it's like so

14:48

I have to leave Every house we

14:51

had when I was growing up we had like

14:53

but they never finished the basements There was always

14:55

unfinished concrete everywhere because we would put hockey like

14:57

roller blades on and put nets down there and

14:59

shooting stuff And so it'd be like in the

15:01

middle of having a blast with my brother and

15:03

neighborhood friends Doing that and they'd be like, all

15:05

right time to go learn about God Fuck

15:08

like that's the last thing I want right

15:10

now and they like incentivized you by giving

15:13

you like one of those Vests like a

15:15

Cub Scout vest and you could get patches

15:17

on it, but none of the patches

15:19

were cool They were all lame

15:21

as shit. It was like you just

15:23

got your memorized

15:25

Daniel three seven through

15:28

fourteen Patch

15:30

and so by like the end of two years

15:32

of doing it I was

15:34

flared to the gills and None

15:37

of it was cool. It was like

15:39

Bible trivia level stuff or like, oh you

15:42

you make you Attendance

15:44

you made it three weeks in a row. Actually, I

15:46

never got the attendee Walked into TGI Fridays with your

15:49

fucking sash on I should look at me 37 pieces

15:51

of flair I

15:53

look cool. I got like a little flair. That's like

15:55

just like a poorly your stone patch of Cuz

15:58

my mom phoned in the patch sewing on.

16:01

There we go! There we go! Sparks,

16:04

I remember that. I never made

16:06

it past like a low level

16:08

of it. What sparks? That was

16:10

like the second youngest group. It

16:12

was like that, like, and I guess maybe chums

16:15

was higher than that. I don't, this might be

16:17

even newer than when I was there. But the

16:19

sparks one looks really, oh that crown above the

16:21

sparks. I remember having it in my head like,

16:24

I'm gonna load up on crowns. Don't even remember

16:26

how you got those. But yeah, it was really

16:29

gay. It was really lame. It's the Masonic imagery

16:31

here that's a bit upsetting. I never

16:33

got to do regular Boy Scouts. And

16:36

all my friends who did regular Boy Scouts

16:38

said it was so fun. It was awesome. Dude, you missed that. My

16:41

regular Boy Scouts was totally in service of

16:43

starting fires. That was what it was all

16:45

the fuck about. When you like learn first

16:47

aid, it was fucking about burns and shit.

16:50

When you learned how to use a knife, it

16:52

was about whittling and like making fucking kindling. Kindling.

16:56

Kindling, thank you. Tinder might be the

16:58

other word. I mixed them. And

17:00

like the acts, everything we did was in service of starting

17:02

the fires. All the cooking, all the

17:04

camping was about the fucking fire. We

17:06

went to this jamboree where like 500 troops

17:09

would come. Three years in a row, we

17:11

won the fire starting concept. It was our identity. We

17:13

were all about the fire shit. I

17:16

still like, we were the, we named ourselves the

17:18

Pyro Patrol. Like it was a troop, which is

17:21

just a number, troop 32 or something. And then

17:23

your patrol, you name it. We were the Pyro

17:25

Patrol. We were fucking arsonists

17:27

all having a good time. That's

17:30

fun. I wish I could have done that. That

17:32

would have been just starting fires as a

17:34

kid and being praised for it. I

17:37

know. Dude, it went too far because

17:39

it became like an after school hobby of

17:41

mine. Like at first fires were just something

17:43

you did while camping. And it was like,

17:45

you know, there's no reason we can't just start

17:48

a fire right the fuck now. Let's go into

17:50

the woods and like apply what we've learned. And

17:52

yeah, we started fires and yeah.

17:55

Don't go living that

17:57

building over there. Yeah. Bet it go

17:59

up like. Nothing. Yeah, come on.

18:01

Let's get on there our Batman

18:03

cleansing the city patch if we

18:05

burn him alive Isis

18:09

style Isis Isis was probably

18:12

is Isis big on fire. Yeah.

18:14

Yeah, yeah, there was a what there was a

18:16

while there where Isis was just Trying to be

18:18

as evil as they could be. So you

18:21

would see lots of videos where they would They

18:23

would crucify Christians You

18:26

know in the in the town square They would

18:28

just round up Christians and crucify them don't like

18:30

they put people in cages and then douse them

18:32

with gasoline and then You know burn

18:34

them alive in cages They put

18:36

them in cages and they had this whole setup one time where

18:39

they had these iron cages They put you in and

18:41

then they'd lower you into a swimming pool and just

18:43

drown you So really anything you

18:45

can imagine, you know, like making making two friends fight

18:48

to the death with like a club or something You

18:50

know that sort of thing just you

18:52

know, as you can imagine, you know, what's why? Maybe

18:55

they showed this in the mood the show Rome. I

18:58

don't recall but the term

19:00

decimation I know what

19:02

that is from. Yeah, Woody.

19:04

Do you I know decimate it

19:06

just to destroy something? Is there

19:08

something yeah, it technically means to

19:10

diminish by a factor of a

19:12

tenth by above ten So like

19:14

if you if you like in

19:17

the Roman army, it was unbelievable.

19:19

Apparently it was unbelievably rare like

19:21

like many years like a generation

19:23

could pass like huge amounts of

19:25

time could pass between this like

19:27

but if generals

19:29

thought that their men were

19:31

cowardly or were like prematurely fleeing the

19:34

battle or Not doing like

19:36

just getting up there and like pretending to fight

19:38

something like that Cuz I guess that would happen

19:40

sometimes very rarely they would what they would do

19:42

is like punish those Legionaries by

19:45

bringing them back and being

19:47

like, all right group C

19:50

Like you've been it's been ruled that

19:52

you have to endure decimation Which

19:54

is they all all ten of

19:56

those people in that troop because they were organized by like small

19:58

groups of ten would have to Come And like either

20:00

grab a stone or grab a

20:03

short straw sort of situation all

20:05

ten of them and one of them would be short and Whoever

20:08

had the short one or the different colored rock

20:10

or however they differentiated All the

20:12

other nine would have to in front of the generals and the

20:14

rest of the army beat him to death. Oh That's

20:18

not how I pictured at all so decimating

20:20

them you only lose ten percent. You should

20:22

lose ninety percent. You only lose one guy

20:24

Yeah, you reduced by a factor of ten

20:26

percent. I guess is what decimate me Not

20:29

anymore in common parlance, but like Girl

20:33

I hate that too. They should pick someone they

20:35

should be like all right Fucking

20:38

pyro patrol which one of you is the weakest

20:40

that's the one you want to get rid of

20:43

Yeah, you get that like that old cartoon

20:45

character He's like I just wasn't in the

20:47

mood of flight today like a droopy dog

20:49

guy and you mean him to death Yeah,

20:51

like I would imagine that the generals would

20:53

have to shut that down once in a

20:55

while. Well, they'd be like talkers dude the

20:58

The six foot four guy just drew the short

21:00

straw. All right, we're not losing you that's like

21:03

the right in the future So we're keeping you

21:05

around and you know you were clearly fighting everyone

21:07

could see you This guy's always fighting because he's

21:09

you know a foot taller than everyone else, but

21:11

that would suck That would

21:13

be horrible a terrible way to go being

21:15

beaten to death by your own compatriots in

21:17

front of everyone in shame That

21:20

is pretty bad. Yeah No,

21:23

that's so much more. I didn't know that it bad. It'd be

21:25

better nowadays Like obviously

21:28

you're gonna die, but he should die very quickly

21:30

Like I think a bullet to the brain

21:33

But we just get lucky enough to be the guy who

21:35

gets shot in the head Like we

21:38

I've been watching it. Well you you have to we've

21:40

seen enough of what war is to know that Most

21:43

of the time there's quite a bit of suffering but at the end

21:46

This is though your 10

21:49

squad mates eliminating you they're gonna Mercy

21:52

kill you right? They should get nine shots

21:54

to the head as well as Bob and

21:56

Larry Beat you to death after a

21:58

bad raid You know Whatever

22:02

the fuck right I'll be rough. Hopefully

22:04

I'm not using a fucking crowbar. Yeah.

22:06

Yeah Like I don't even

22:09

carry a melee weapon. I just have to hands out.

22:11

I guess that's rough. No, man I

22:13

know they it's what so you wait Yeah

22:17

And like this is super nerdy But

22:19

I have this idea that if I ever like

22:21

kill Sherman or something and his red rebel is

22:23

there I want to be able to instantly like

22:25

alt click that thing into my Cuz

22:28

the terror is you see the thing and while

22:30

you're fumbling to get rid of your that somebody

22:32

kill you and you couldn't get it and because

22:34

of that fraction of a second would matter and

22:37

That would make me quit the game Because

22:39

because like three or four million rubles that

22:41

you just didn't click fast enough to have

22:43

that would upset me Dude, you're grinding hard

22:45

in tar cop right now, aren't you? Not

22:48

as I feel like every time I love you like

22:51

FPS Kyle's playing night. Oh 19 So

22:53

you're flea marketing and pretty deep. Yeah,

22:56

I wouldn't say so I

22:59

I've been trying to play it casually and

23:01

so that it doesn't like just become a

23:04

sickness So I think

23:06

I took three or four days off. I think I

23:08

played today. I played the day for sure like

23:11

all day My

23:13

eyes hurt right now from it Yeah

23:18

But cuz I'm I'm you know, I'm just it

23:21

has tasks and when you turn them

23:23

in there's a noise Good

23:25

pong and there's a little music you get a

23:27

big chunk of like to get some reward and

23:29

yeah dopamine You

23:35

turn those things in you know somebody's like I

23:38

go out and kill 15

23:40

PMC's wearing a stupid hat and using

23:42

a stupid gun and finally

23:45

kill them all and it's like That

23:47

the UN mission the one feels good I thought

23:50

that if you gotta go in customs and

23:52

kill 15 PMC's with a bullshit shotgun wearing

23:54

a Russian new chanka hat And a shitty

23:56

scab vest. I know the one aerating with

23:59

the ammo and armor changes, shotguns, or I'm

24:02

struggling. I'm struggling to

24:05

get that one done. But yeah, I played a bunch

24:08

today. What's interesting

24:10

though is that new game, that Pokemon shooter

24:12

game, right? Palworld, right? Yeah.

24:14

I've got in my group chat with

24:17

some buddies that are gaming chat, like a couple

24:19

of them are super into it. And one of

24:21

them has their own server. Is it literally a

24:23

Pokemon game? So, rip off.

24:25

Mimic of what it's the same, seems

24:27

to be the same mechanical like

24:30

structure as Pokemon, where it's

24:33

like, oh, you go out there in an open world game

24:35

and there are these creatures that all look

24:37

kind of like Pokemon and you capture them

24:39

and then use them to fight other ones.

24:42

But unlike Pokemon games where it's like you

24:45

and I would battle Pokemon back

24:47

and forth turn-based in this,

24:49

like Woody

24:52

would send his Pokemon out or have it with

24:54

him. I would send one of mine out. And

24:56

then also Woody's character in mine could be like

24:59

shooting arrows at each other's Pokemon and like hurting

25:01

each other, beating each other up with weapons and

25:03

whatnot. It looks, it's getting, it's

25:05

the biggest game in the world right now.

25:07

It was over double as many players online

25:09

as Counter Strike 2, which is the perennial

25:12

largest game on the need. So,

25:14

it's pretty fun. I'm gonna I

25:16

have no idea what the gameplay is like or what the deal is.

25:19

Scum has a private server for us if

25:22

we want to play. He said that it

25:24

has to be homies only, quote unquote, though,

25:26

because apparently we have to share IP addresses

25:28

to if we're in there. It's like, like

25:31

you can see his and he can see

25:33

ours. And anyway, but

25:35

I saw a clip or a short and

25:37

some guy like, some little

25:40

Pokemon runs up to the guy and he's like, oh, he

25:42

like loves it up. And he's like, oh,

25:45

giga chat, I choose you and he like,

25:47

and then he picks him up and stuffs

25:49

him ass first into a bazooka. And

25:52

the Pokemon is okay with this. If anything, he

25:54

looks determined now. Yeah. And then he like raises

25:57

the bazooka up and there's a tower in the

25:59

distance that's It looks like some sort of enemy

26:01

fortification and he's like launches the

26:03

fucking Pokemon with bazooka and it was a

26:05

nuclear Pokemon I guess because it when it

26:08

hits it just destroys every fucking thing in

26:10

the way. Let's be right Must

26:12

have been a rare one. And so now I actually am

26:15

mildly interested in playing that game So so if you

26:17

want play some of that later, I'm

26:19

down to I don't know. I don't know

26:21

what it is down to try it was fun

26:23

I Was

26:25

I texted you yesterday seeing if you were

26:27

still on the rust grind or

26:30

I played any run on Tarkov So I was

26:32

like, ah if he's on rust again, I'm gonna

26:34

get some hours in on rust with

26:36

them to get that aoe Finger-tent

26:39

trade going that that would

26:41

be good. I'm happy. Yeah, they're us with you if you play

26:43

aoe two with me I'll play some

26:45

aot aoe two It's

26:48

gonna you know, I like Taylor's

26:50

negotiating. It doesn't my negotiating. Yeah,

26:52

it's like no Odds

26:54

just I play three hours of that with him. He plays three

26:57

hours of this it was for Four

26:59

hours, whatever the the distribution is. I want

27:01

my four hours. Yeah, I'll play four hours

27:03

it I'm like rust. I don't

27:05

you describe it seems like it's a fun game just

27:07

to Like be socializing in and

27:09

whatnot and I enjoy I don't know I've

27:12

never played PvE rust but in theory it

27:14

I think it'll be very fun because there

27:16

are a lot of You

27:19

kind of go around the island You're like, oh going to

27:21

this military base kill the AI sneak around and get this

27:23

card and then go get that card and then you Get

27:25

to go to the big base and open the doors and

27:27

get all the loop There's

27:29

just like there's a scientist and AI to

27:31

fight against I like never

27:34

get tilted in video games

27:36

ever Like if you beat

27:38

my ass like I haven't code names before

27:40

but if you beat my ass

27:42

and like call the duty It's kind of like oh

27:44

rats But I'm

27:46

like disappointed in myself with

27:48

how natural and visceral I

27:51

Get tilted in Age of Empires When

27:54

it starts going badly for me

27:56

or If I feel like I'm just

27:58

getting ganged up on. By a lot

28:01

of other people if we do a free for

28:03

all game. And. My younger

28:05

brother and a buddy of mine show up

28:07

on different sides of my base at the

28:09

same time over and over and over. I

28:11

like battle it back but in my head

28:13

on like assists. Suspicious.

28:16

So it's I thought. That

28:20

I get. One,

28:26

some of the Me school knock me

28:28

a second. Me: This. Isn't

28:31

a good idea Tilted? I.

28:33

Get some of that. I try to play in ways

28:35

that prevent me from getting tilted even when I'm playing

28:37

Zarkava. Go in with this mindset. And. Care

28:40

for died or Care by Lose all this shit. My.

28:42

Only goal was to go and that to go the other side

28:44

of the map. Pick up a folder, Go. To

28:46

the other side of the map. Leave with the polar and

28:48

I'm all done. Whatever happens happens, our care about loot, money,

28:50

gear. None of that. But. Then like things

28:52

start going real well. Some real them.

28:55

I killed three of them. Nap.

28:57

But now I have three players gear on

28:59

me and I'm so heavy. Equipment.

29:02

To throw the gear. What Now my

29:04

heart's beating because I'm happy I have

29:06

all the gear I'm ah medicines trying

29:08

to limp out of. Any to player

29:10

can barely walk with all that weight

29:12

I'm I'm literally carrying eighty kilograms of

29:14

fucking gold on my back when all

29:17

I wanted was the folder but our

29:19

projects and when you're fat like that

29:21

every step make the louder noise. that

29:23

but like reaches out further even players

29:25

your crotch crotch cross at her. I

29:27

think you run the exactly but you

29:29

can't run very far. you get tired.

29:32

In no time at all which I'm

29:34

ruins your build it out of their

29:36

business. A pro adders they've they've sort

29:38

of fine tune thinks it's almost a

29:40

real game now not a it's not

29:42

ready for full release like Microsoft would

29:44

release a game like this like my

29:46

I see nowadays they might but the

29:48

the olden days they woods but I'm

29:50

it's almost full release. They stopped selling

29:52

their supporters the Edge of Darkness version.

29:56

In a January first or something like that.

29:58

so it is on the eve of being

30:00

the full release game. But I.

30:02

Like games that never. Are.

30:04

Done Rust is that. Rust. Every

30:06

month there's. There's.

30:08

A you do bridge or you to recalled shadow.

30:10

Frank's is all channels like. Here's. All the

30:13

new things and rust this month. And. Assuming

30:15

that and that's kept him, he's been a huge

30:17

were doing it for ten years. Every not. There's.

30:19

New stuff and Ross and not just little

30:21

things. Ah, we made a red Gun. Know.

30:24

We. Added forces motorcycles, cars, parachutes,

30:26

zip lines across the map all

30:28

the buildings completely different now knows

30:31

electronics. Winos with a

30:33

Redstone Stuff in. Mind

30:35

crowns get Yeah, I don't know anything

30:37

about that, but I know that there

30:39

is an equivalent. And the electrical systems

30:41

and rust. Where. Are you look at

30:44

it? You're like. Bro, this is as

30:46

complicated as real electrical work. What you

30:48

have. It's Garrett's of wires and capacitors

30:50

and batteries charged. Like you look at

30:52

it and you don't understand it. If.

30:55

I wasn't an idea. Xbox and yet.

30:58

People. Take it to a level and

31:00

they like build functional computers and stuff in

31:02

Minecraft and I. I I think Rust has

31:05

a parallel and way to use a calculator

31:07

you know and they have these like pistons

31:09

that moves stones and shit like nine times.

31:11

Nine in the late eighty one pops up

31:14

on the wall is the stones get pushed

31:16

forward and like what I can't imagine figuring

31:18

that out. the people desert he groans now

31:20

and stores and stuff I know. Larry does

31:23

a thing where he kills people and takes

31:25

their skulls and mix trophy room and he

31:27

puts cameras in the trophy. Room and he

31:29

broadcast like the video of his trophy room full

31:31

of skulls and any like. Goes. Around the

31:33

map telling people were to tune in so

31:36

they can see the broadcast of their skulls

31:38

distance. Weird shit like that is a center

31:40

of the trappings. Responding to people, people make

31:42

bases that appear to be like. a

31:45

ah easy getting out some someone less this

31:48

like it's a band and like a band

31:50

and abandoned based it's the me decade as

31:52

goods in they're not know but it's it's

31:54

it's bits made so there's a mechanic where

31:57

customers floorboard it'll collapse and you'll fall on

31:59

something you comical electricity or water

32:01

or a pungy fit or something

32:03

awful and they're just waiting there

32:05

to look it's a Venus flytrap.

32:07

That's what people do. The the basis in that

32:09

get the trap basis in that game are like

32:11

Venus fly traps for people. What

32:14

does it call them to the mod? My minecraft

32:17

server had a mod that let

32:19

that did that skulls trophy

32:21

room type thing. What

32:23

a huge mistake. Colin and

32:26

I would be just murdered on

32:28

site anywhere anytime we went anywhere

32:30

there we weren't protected people

32:32

like just hordes of people would kill us and

32:34

try to get our skull for their trophy room.

32:37

It was awful. Dude like people will take

32:39

advantage this happened like probably a year and

32:41

a half ago when I

32:43

first got back into AOE and then took like

32:45

a year off since last year on this time

32:48

like I matchmaking

32:50

wasn't working and like at

32:52

least when I would go into like playing online

32:54

1v1 and I would get if I got thrashed

32:57

it's like well of course I did this guy's

32:59

better than me but then you can like go

33:01

to custom lobbies and join those and

33:03

there are so many that say like all

33:06

caps obviously noobs only

33:08

noob only lobby. Yeah

33:11

you join one of those they

33:15

were not noob. They like

33:17

walled me in to my

33:19

own area and were just

33:21

like like they whatever they wanted

33:23

to do to me they did to me. Where

33:26

like like age of empires where

33:28

like imagine like Woody you're at your little base and

33:30

you're like oh I gotta get my boars I gotta

33:33

collect you're just singularly focused on this and then you

33:35

decide to scout outside your base. What's

33:37

this? This is a red wall. There's

33:40

a red wall on the outside of my base. Okay I gotta

33:42

run over here there's another red wall. They've

33:44

walled me in to my own base. Alright

33:47

I'll just keep collecting I'll build a ram to get

33:49

out of this you show up again. They got towers.

33:51

They've Towered and walled me in. Then They

33:53

start battling you and before you know it

33:56

like oh no, There's another slightly closer layer

33:58

of wall to me now. I'm being

34:00

onions and are having a blast doing it to

34:02

me, and I just left that, and so new

34:04

blobby people are very lame that wasn't. Do.

34:07

That our best every game. That's every

34:09

game little rough. Servers will say new

34:11

friendly. And. You'll be in the immediately

34:13

you have a guy like the hopping like strict

34:15

shot and you one tapping you and calling you

34:18

a faggot and it like when this is not

34:20

new friendly at all and oh yes I gonna

34:22

lie as and while they were two hundred villages

34:24

adam and use my scout to get him real

34:26

quick. The. Guy builds partially. you can't

34:29

walk on partially built constructed stuff in that

34:31

game. he just click walls like up up

34:33

up up for little laws around him and

34:35

zero seconds flat. Now my scalp can do

34:37

anything. Like it's like this is

34:40

this is beyond frustrated. Another with micro

34:42

I pose a macro. Always there's there's

34:44

a huge amount. I'm Ira. that sounds

34:46

terrifying. Well. They're. Very making a A

34:48

or age of mythology reach hold. They're.

34:51

Doing it there are making a whole new.

34:53

Whole. New Aversion Same with the in for a

34:55

are we to definitive edition? I'm excited for that!

34:58

When. I first set up Woody Craft. We

35:00

have a D mode called Faxes An

35:02

Innate Lights are you build your for

35:04

it ends defended and steal other people's

35:06

stuff and put it in yours. It's

35:08

a lot like rust. Okay I wasn't

35:10

a very good server owner in the

35:12

beginning. I mean who is good and

35:14

mine player base wasn't very good at

35:16

the game at the beginning so. People.

35:19

From other servers decided to come

35:21

to mind. And ruin it

35:23

for a is that they put

35:25

our those walls that Taylor was

35:28

talking about around the Spawn. It

35:30

just trapped my whole fucking A

35:32

excludes the their base be team,

35:34

the spawn and they own down

35:37

everything and I'm like man all

35:39

these players from other servers are

35:41

coming to Woody Craft in just

35:43

dominating. Iron like

35:45

fourteen thousand dollars a day and I'm like i don't

35:48

know this is a good, they are better. Know

35:53

I'm having fun. but Jackie, we're going on

35:55

vacation to. go

35:58

to the good ones and eleven I'm very funny

36:00

today. A video is hating on me, just like why

36:02

my servers suck so much and I hired them and

36:04

we made it better. Right.

36:06

I'm so proud of that move. The

36:09

idea of building someone in or

36:11

boxing someone in Rust is such

36:13

a monumental task that it requires

36:15

a level of no-lifing

36:18

and teamwork that's almost

36:20

unfathomable in like a

36:22

1x or 2x server. Like if you're going to build

36:24

a wall that would like split some... I've seen people

36:26

like YouTubers will do it because they've got a huge

36:28

fan base and they get paid to play the game

36:30

essentially. They'll cut the island

36:32

in half with a giant stone wall

36:34

and like the idea of doing that

36:36

is so labor intensive you can't even

36:38

understand it. Or they'll build a wall around

36:41

one of the monuments in the game, one

36:43

of the AI features and everybody's just like,

36:45

whoa, what the fuck? You own your own

36:47

gas station? You can't own gas

36:49

station. You're like, you better get

36:51

a ladder if you want to get into our

36:53

gas station. That kind of

36:55

stuff's fun. When you break the game and kind of ruin it

36:57

for the other players. What about

36:59

me with Rust? You put a safe

37:02

down? A lock? Tool

37:04

covered. A tool covered, yeah. You put a tool

37:06

covered down then you own a radius around that

37:09

tool covered. Well imagine the server owner was incompetent

37:11

and that radius was way too small. So

37:13

now other people can just make bases around your

37:15

base and own you. And it's

37:17

not easy but it's something a good player

37:20

could do. It's what we do. So what

37:22

we'll do on wipe day.

37:26

So build your initial little shit shed. But

37:29

it's just filled up with resources that are going

37:31

to be used to expand to the big boy

37:33

base. Day two you do, you really explode

37:36

with everything that's stored in there. So if you can

37:38

knock somebody off on day one, it's a big deal.

37:40

They've got a lot of stuff, not

37:42

well defended. But building privilege is one of

37:44

the things you could take advantage of. You

37:47

can see the beginnings of their big

37:49

base. You're like, well there's where it's going

37:51

to be. You can see how it's going

37:53

to branch off. But they'll do,

37:55

they'll have their one tool cover that's building

37:57

privilege and then they'll surround it. a

38:00

hexagon where each hex has

38:02

its own tool cupboard and that way if you

38:04

knock one out the other one just takes

38:07

over that so that they can't build there

38:10

but will go in when they're not paying

38:12

attention and surround their base

38:15

with tool cupboards as close to

38:17

them as we can build them

38:19

and armor ours up like

38:21

we won't usually a tool cupboard has like a

38:23

door you can open the door to the closet

38:25

you know oh here's the tool cupboard let me let

38:27

me put more resources in it because not

38:30

only does it give you a building privilege over an

38:32

area whatever you put

38:34

in that area has to be fed it

38:36

devours resources oh is there a stone wall

38:38

here it eats five stone a

38:40

deck is it a steel wall it eats

38:42

five steel a day there's it's called upkeep

38:45

so it's like taxes for owning a

38:47

building almost like property so a wall

38:49

that big would be too expensive to

38:51

even begin unless you're already wealthy beyond

38:53

imagination you got to be stuffing that

38:56

box full of stuff but what you'll

38:58

do if you're being a jerk you're

39:00

not coming back to this box you'll you'll

39:03

throw enough steel in there that it takes

39:05

three days to degrade and then you won't

39:07

leave a door you'll just make an armored

39:09

box with no way in and they show

39:11

up and they're like oh my god

39:14

i can't break armored boxes like that's so

39:16

resource intensive it took you 10 minutes to

39:18

make an armored box it takes me 10

39:20

hours to break one okay so now they've

39:22

got no way to build they can't fix

39:24

their base they the way they want we

39:26

own the outside of their base now like

39:28

like the exterior there's lots of

39:30

shit so they're gonna quit on that

39:32

base relocate and then you get what

39:34

they started walling people in in any

39:36

video it's about scourging them really because

39:38

i think about stealing their stuff it's

39:41

about ruining their good time do

39:43

you find that like micro

39:46

in pc games translates for you

39:48

guys i don't understand

39:50

like like you know like micro movements

39:52

in games whether it's call of duty

39:54

or tarkov doing the little movements with

39:56

the gun or an rts

39:58

like warhammer or hd of Empires or

40:00

Starcraft where like you're doing a lot of hot key like

40:03

yeah, I think when you're on top of your game You

40:05

can walk into a new game and hit the ground running,

40:07

but I'm not that guy right now. I would suck Okay,

40:10

what are you asking? I don't understand the question

40:12

I think he's asking your your mouse and keyboard

40:14

skills translate from game to game Yeah, like if

40:17

you're like a solid like was D quick guy

40:19

and then you hop into any other game Does

40:22

it translate so like would you be good right

40:24

off the bat at or better

40:26

rather like microing? Units in

40:28

Starcraft or Age of Empires or whatever because you're

40:30

so used to you know

40:32

quick precise movements Hmm,

40:37

I don't know. Um, you know, I know I

40:40

I can use my I know where all the keys are

40:42

You know, I don't have to look to press one through

40:44

five and And all

40:46

the keys I don't have any issues with that. I would

40:49

say the biggest thing The

40:52

advantage I could jump right into cod you jump

40:54

right into like mm-hmm called DPC and be it'd

40:56

be pretty good Or you know above

40:58

a 1k D one and a half Katie or something like

41:00

that for sure But the main

41:02

thing from Tarkov is just nothing

41:05

else is gonna rattle me Like like

41:07

nothing I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get upset By

41:10

a normal game and I'm not gonna get too

41:12

excited by a normal game either because Tarkov is

41:14

that crack cocaine? Yeah, you know and

41:16

and we're going to you like hey you guys want some

41:18

some pop It's got it's strong drink

41:20

lots of caffeine like that's not I'm not

41:22

even gonna feel that I'd have

41:24

to like check that in my asshole to get anything

41:26

from that Tarkov so

41:29

extreme Rust

41:31

is worth though. I think sometimes

41:33

you wake up in rust and everything's just gone and

41:36

Tarkov I know when I log in all

41:38

my shits there, you know all the shit that I've earned

41:40

so far It can't be taken from me what I've gotten

41:42

if I leave it my base just this you'll log on

41:45

there I'll be gone hook you up. Oh Yeah

41:49

a little bit one time but mostly just

41:51

because MIDI was

41:53

streaming I think and we had enough

41:55

people watching and Like

41:58

the people that were watching were also joining the server

42:00

and stuff and we were getting like bothered by a cheater

42:03

and at first the guy didn't want to help us out. He

42:05

didn't, he thought we were just complaining because

42:07

we didn't, we were losing. I was like, look, and

42:09

I guess he like figured out who we were and he was nice to

42:11

us though when he, when I learned to who I was, but for the

42:13

most part, I just want to be, I

42:15

don't want any special treatment or anything, you know, I just want to

42:17

play the game. Yeah, I used to do

42:20

it a little bit like maybe a team

42:22

would spend like whatever $300 to give themselves

42:25

a leg up this time around and

42:28

then two days later someone else stole all their stuff.

42:30

I wouldn't give it all back because that seems like too

42:32

much. Like there should be a penalty, but it'd be like,

42:34

all right, he was maybe like 10 or 20% of

42:37

what you bought again. Just

42:40

well, one, it's an act of kindness. Like it

42:42

makes them stick around and two is, I think

42:45

it's good business. So yeah, this is the kind

42:47

of guy that spends $300 every white give

42:50

him $30 worth of virtual goods. Yeah. Not

42:54

like, oh, my warehouse of diamond swords is getting so

42:56

low. I can't afford to give you guys. Exactly.

42:59

Right. So just that is

43:01

good business. And it was, it was

43:04

a win for everyone involved. Yeah, that's

43:06

a good, we don't, satisfaction play. I

43:08

don't do any pay to win stuff. So

43:10

there's no way to like impress myself upon

43:12

the server in that way. Anyway. The only

43:14

thing we'll usually pay for is the

43:17

guns and armor have skins in that game. And

43:19

sometimes the skins are actually like, like,

43:22

oh, this is the meta skin. This is

43:24

the least visible shirt you can wear. Or

43:26

this is the gun skin that puts a

43:29

glowy tip on the end of the site. That's the

43:31

one you can actually, oh shit, now I can use

43:33

it night. Now it's basically a night say that's so

43:35

much better than just the red gun. So

43:38

we pay for something called skin box that

43:40

just gives you access to the entire

43:42

skin library, which seems like, so

43:45

Rust has a CS go like skin

43:47

market, where you

43:50

buy skins for real money and some

43:52

of these skins are valuable, like hundreds

43:54

of dollars. And once

43:56

you own it, you can use it on any server. Now

43:58

you actually own it. You can. Basically make

44:01

your gun that color real quick in game for free

44:03

every time because you now own that skin But if

44:05

you're on these private servers and you've paid giving them

44:07

five bucks You just have every

44:09

skin in existence for that

44:12

month, which I don't

44:14

know seems I know it's Her

44:16

owner is like look I got I'll

44:19

make up a number, you know a hundred customers here of

44:22

which ten actually pay me Those

44:25

ten are my favorite people if

44:27

he quit and you know, maybe I Give

44:31

him a tool cupboard or something. I don't know so

44:33

they don't do anything like that There's

44:36

really no pay to win in rust though, or at least

44:38

not the way there's no there's some service

44:40

where you buy lots of stuff But I just don't play

44:42

on those servers. I really want this Maybe

44:45

if a non paying customers complaining of a

44:47

cheater I don't get out of

44:49

fucking bed for that But if a paying customer

44:51

does it's like oh shit Well, I want to

44:53

make sure this guy enjoys his experience here on,

44:56

you know, rust craft or whatever Usually

44:59

what will happen is scum will go

45:01

into the the discord With

45:03

the mods for the server and like

45:06

hey, I'm an adult my friends are

45:08

too We're also white and

45:10

we don't cheat at games. Where's gonna let him

45:12

know? You let them know right away, yeah You

45:20

know and you know nice

45:22

Latin letters in your

45:24

name not those scary Chinese hacker letters

45:27

Yeah, they're not steal your fucking Form

45:31

in my gamer tag or anything like

45:33

that and and so then we

45:35

can kind of go to him but there's been plenty of

45:37

times where because scum was like Friendly

45:39

with them initially and you know, let them know Later

45:43

on when we had a cheater issue we could report people

45:45

in that that's in that game

45:47

with cheaters It's like fucking Billy

45:49

Bob's cheating and you can type it in like

45:51

the chat and everybody in the server sees it

45:53

and they'll be Like yeah, Billy Bob is cheating

45:56

and the man Abba be like yo Billy Bob

45:58

you cheating bro. He's like nah And

46:01

now that no

46:03

now no

46:07

don't report me I go to jail for rear That

46:12

rule my social credit score Yeah,

46:18

I mean I don't know that firsthand, but I do

46:20

know the reputation from you guys Have

46:23

you seen where and I heard it got

46:25

better Have you seen where

46:27

people show up at those like internet cafes and

46:29

stab motherfucker? Yeah, I've heard of that one story.

46:31

Yeah, that's awesome Mm-hmm.

46:34

I mean that guy what

46:36

do you remember what game he got killed in

46:38

online? It had to be

46:40

like Starcraft or something like that start

46:42

Oh, was he Korean because

46:45

they take Starcraft Seriously

46:48

wonder if that's still true because I know that

46:51

it was right I know that it was like

46:53

a sport they cared about like football

46:55

in America. Mm-hmm But I

46:57

heard that 15 years ago and they still

46:59

in Starcraft like they used to be I know

47:01

Starcraft 2 is As

47:04

far as RTS old RTS is go

47:07

Starcraft 2 is really popular dude. I

47:09

tried it. I didn't like it very much There's not

47:11

enough eco balance This is a

47:13

big deal for me with that The

47:16

New Hampshire primaries tonight You

47:18

know, no, no, no, let me say this. Okay, I'm excited because

47:24

It's been four years since we've had

47:26

any interesting politics whatsoever. The man is

47:28

back. The Trump train is chugging along

47:30

We're about to pick that back the

47:33

greatest VP of all time Vivek

47:35

is gonna be think Vivek will be the be only

47:37

yeah You don't put some money on it cuz I

47:39

feel like I'm gonna get two to one but I'm

47:41

gonna straight up I mean wait, I get I

47:46

I'll take I'll take everyone and you

47:48

get the bake. I think that that's

47:51

why me again. He's a great guy

47:53

He doesn't grow people on trains wonderful.

47:55

I mean great guy, dude. I think

47:57

that is not a call to

48:00

Trump would hear you. Everyone

48:02

knows I have criticism of Trump, but one

48:05

of the, his strengths is figuring out people's

48:08

positions and I don't think

48:10

Trump has huge principles. I

48:13

think Trump just wants to win. If Trump

48:15

was like right now on abortion, right? He

48:18

was all pro life when he

48:20

ran. Now he's like, you guys, this

48:22

pro life, this pro, uh,

48:26

the life thing. I'm sorry. I was saying it

48:28

wrong. This pro life thing is hurting the party.

48:30

Let's dial it back a little bit. Let's be

48:32

pro life. But after like 20 weeks or 16

48:34

weeks or something like that, why?

48:36

Cause that helps him win elections. I don't

48:38

think he arrives at most of his positions

48:40

from like, this is my sincere deep seat.

48:43

I think most of his positions are, this

48:46

is how you win an election. This is, this is

48:48

what you want. Then that's what I am. Do you

48:50

think any of them are being sincere?

48:52

Like, I think that's just kind of a boiler

48:54

plate politician, like which and change Obama,

48:56

he didn't gay marriage throughout his whole first term.

48:58

I think what I think that was a

49:01

good example of what he's saying, actually, that he

49:03

wasn't actually anti-gay. No,

49:05

but any changes position once, once pro

49:08

gay became the popular stance switched so

49:10

that, that, that holds up some politicians.

49:13

I think what he's right. I think some politicians though have

49:16

things they actually do believe in that they will

49:18

end that they want to enforce. Mike Johnson. Sure.

49:20

That guy, he's the leader of the house. Mm

49:23

hmm. He's very

49:25

much guided by the Bible. But

49:27

I think Trump really, really

49:29

only cares about winning. That's

49:32

his primary thing. He

49:34

does seem to have a thing about

49:36

immigration, which I think is real. And

49:39

I, he does

49:42

clearly want to stay out of like

49:44

large scale wars. I think that's real

49:46

too. Yeah. But, but I watched his

49:48

rally or maybe 20 minutes of his

49:50

rally. Uh, I guess it was

49:52

yesterday morning. It was like 7am. It said it was

49:54

live, but I think

49:56

they were doing that thing where like, here's a

49:58

live broadcast of yesterday's rally. What the

50:02

fuck is that? That's the end. What

50:04

the fuck is that? Yeah, we're broadcasting

50:06

it live from yesterday. Fuck you. But

50:08

the thing, the two positions Kyle mentioned

50:10

though are popular. I haven't seen him

50:12

take an unpopular principled stance ever. Yeah.

50:15

Oh, I think he would give up those principles

50:17

if he felt like he needed to. Sure. But

50:20

he, man, he was rambling a little bit and

50:22

a little incoherent. And I

50:24

just think he really needed that

50:27

Vivek Ramaswami injection of clarity and

50:31

well-spokenness. Yeah. Yes,

50:33

because he's like, oh, you know, do you

50:35

want to hear the story of the snake?

50:38

Who what? I've got two speeches here. I got the short

50:40

one and the long one. Which one do you want? They're

50:43

like, the long one, the long one. And you can see

50:45

a little part of them die, like really hope when you

50:47

wanted the short one. But

50:49

he goes into like, you know, the story

50:51

of the woman who found the cold snake.

50:53

And she helped. It's a poem that he

50:55

has moved around a

50:58

little bit to be his anti-immigration thing.

51:00

And it's like, oh, well,

51:02

I know what would you have to be

51:04

to your titty? And he's going on and

51:06

on like, he's messing it up. And

51:09

then he's like, he's explaining. He

51:13

explains why he's telling the story

51:15

as if metaphor could go over the

51:17

crowd's head. He's like, you know,

51:20

this is in relation, of course. Immigration.

51:22

You know, you left the man. You

51:24

could they say good things and bad

51:26

things happen. Someone like backstage

51:28

just told him that story. And

51:31

so he's like, just repeating what

51:33

that guy said. He's like, I

51:35

think Trump is Trump

51:38

was a very good entertainer in 2016. He

51:41

had a knack for like working a crowd,

51:44

riling them up, etc. His crowds

51:46

are getting bored sometimes now. Not everybody,

51:48

but he doesn't have that same dedication

51:51

and knack for entertaining. Instead, he likes

51:53

to air his own grievances about how he's

51:55

treated unfairly. And in 2016, it

51:58

was why he thinks this country. country sucks and

52:01

how we're going to make America great in 2024. It's

52:04

why he thinks why he's not happy. All the

52:06

things I don't like. I'm running for president. I'm

52:09

going to avenge all this shit. It's like, man,

52:11

is he like, this is about you. It didn't

52:13

used to be. So he's got to just hammer

52:15

on the stuff that's genuinely popular with a lot

52:17

of people like hammer on the economy, hammer on

52:20

not getting involved in more wars, hammer on immigration,

52:22

just stick to those three things because

52:25

the vast majority of people don't want more

52:27

wars. They want the border shut down and

52:29

they are worried about the economy. Just stick

52:31

with that. Like a pretty

52:34

winning position. The economy one's tough because there's

52:36

a lot of numbers that like we

52:38

just set a record for the number of

52:40

consecutive months with unemployment below 4%.

52:43

The stock market's hitting new highs.

52:45

Inflation problems have gone away. Gas

52:47

prices haven't gone away. Like for

52:50

normal people, it's still really tough out there. And

52:53

a lot of people I know have lost their

52:55

jobs and are now doing gig economy. You just

52:57

nailed the avenue who should take like, like, because

53:00

the numbers say one thing, but, but they

53:02

don't feel it. And that should go. They

53:04

don't show the reality of the middle class.

53:06

Trump, I say he's going to, he's going to

53:08

spend the next two hours of

53:11

this debate with a lot of numbers explaining

53:13

how great the economy is. How's

53:16

it feel? That, that would be the

53:18

slogan instead of make America great again. How's does

53:20

it feel? Like, like, like that, that's what it's

53:22

all about. How does the economy feel to you?

53:25

How does that, because that is

53:27

the position a salesman should take. Again,

53:30

I won't concede that the numbers

53:32

are wrong, but I won't

53:34

concede that you can win

53:36

an election with lying

53:38

and that that'll work. Yeah. And I

53:40

would say like those numbers

53:42

are trying to make the economy look

53:44

good. All the reality of people

53:46

who aren't like, like watching the

53:49

news all the time, like that are just

53:51

living their day to day, middle-class people. It's

53:53

really terrible. Like it's, it's

53:55

bad out there. It's expensive. Everything

53:58

is more expensive and that. resonating

54:00

with people. What's the old saying, like if everyone

54:02

thinks the economy is bad, it is bad? Like

54:05

I butchered that. If the vast majority

54:08

of the population is like the economy

54:10

is not working for me right now,

54:12

then that is indicative of it not

54:14

working. No matter what, like, oh, GDP

54:16

has gone up. What's that mean? What

54:19

does that mean for the average person? Nothing.

54:21

They're not stockholders. They're people who go, I'm

54:23

making 1% more than I made four years ago. Yeah,

54:26

I mean GDP is going to keep

54:28

going up, but it doesn't translate. Pay

54:31

increases are better. Like, it's a lot of positive.

54:33

Pay increases are a lot not going up in

54:36

relation to inflation. Inflation was way out pacing pay

54:38

increases, and it still is. People aren't getting 3%

54:40

here every year. That's actually not

54:42

true. The pay increases are rising in

54:45

comparison to inflation at the very top

54:47

and the very bottom, but not the

54:49

middle. That's the reality of it. Okay, so for the

54:51

majority of people, it's bad.

54:54

I don't know where the majority is. A lot of people are at

54:56

the very bottom, but I

54:59

don't even know. I don't know where the electorate is. So

55:01

it's really bad for the people who pay the overwhelming majority

55:04

of taxes. It's bad. Maybe.

55:06

I don't even know who pays the majority of

55:08

taxes. I know. Middle class. Middle class and up.

55:10

Like, 50. Middle class and

55:13

up. Yeah. Now I'm with you. Yeah,

55:15

but that's even with money pay taxes. Yeah,

55:18

it's like that shit Mitt Romney got in trouble for

55:20

like 10 years ago, where he's like 48%

55:23

of you don't pay anything. And it's like, yeah,

55:25

as far as income tax is concerned, that's very

55:27

true. Like it's like a lot

55:29

of those people are in the middle class, upper

55:32

middle class, people who don't have fuck you money.

55:34

People who are now like, oh, I have unrealized

55:36

gains on my fucking house. In any case, Trump

55:38

is beating the wrong drum a lot. Trump

55:41

is beating this. They're not

55:43

treating me fairly. I actually

55:45

won that election. He's

55:48

talking a lot about himself. And

55:50

people are just like, this is

55:52

not the magic. Biden was at

55:54

a cookout, I think in North

55:56

Carolina. You know, cookout the

55:58

restaurant. Yeah, he was

56:01

at the same one three or four years ago though

56:03

So the the menus behind him and the prices and

56:05

the price has gone up 28% or something like that

56:08

You know, so you've got this like little snapshot

56:10

like like there. It's a Dollar

56:13

menu in 2018 They

56:16

don't have a dollar menu anymore. No now all that shit's

56:18

like 290 Four

56:21

dollars for a regular hamburger or something like that

56:24

Um Anyway, trump

56:26

is expected to win tonight not by

56:29

a lot. This is nikki haley's strongest

56:31

state And um in this

56:33

state independence can vote for whoever they want

56:35

whereas some states you had to be ready

56:38

to republican in New

56:40

hampshire Democrats can't vote any way they

56:42

want but republicans and independents are invited

56:44

to participate in the republican primary Interesting

56:47

a lot of those independents might vote

56:49

for nikki haley Although polling

56:51

says she's going to lose by a bit If

56:53

she loses new hampshire I'm,

56:56

sorry The polling places say they're running out

56:58

of form the forms to switch part the

57:00

switch party forms Because so many democrats are

57:02

registering as republicans to to prop up nikki

57:04

haley That sounds like bullshit because

57:07

You ran out had to go get more paper You

57:10

couldn't you had to do it by october Right,

57:16

how do we how do we reconcile these two things

57:18

right we reconcile these two things I don't know because

57:20

you had to get that done by october of last

57:22

year to change your party So I

57:24

don't know why they're running Or

57:27

maybe one of us is wrong. Maybe it's me. I don't know It

57:30

could have been that youtube channel called the liberal hive

57:32

mind So,

57:34

uh, um anyway,

57:36

uh Maybe zack can back

57:39

check that i'm not sure but uh What

57:41

was I saying? Oh, so if trump wins

57:43

new hampshire even by a little he's

57:46

supposed to go to south carolina next and

57:48

beat Nikki haley who was governor

57:50

of south carolina in south carolina. That's what

57:52

the polling says And

57:54

that'll end the primary if

57:57

he beats haley in her own state. We expect her

57:59

to pull out Ah, yeah.

58:02

I can't imagine her not going to her own

58:04

state. It just seems like she will, but. Yeah.

58:07

I heard her talk about it recently and she was

58:09

like, yeah, we're in it. We

58:11

have a lot of money left. I've

58:13

been hoarding money. We're the only major

58:16

campaign that flew commercial all this time.

58:18

DeSantis pulled out because he's flying in private jets.

58:20

He spent 150 million. DeSantis

58:23

spent something like $2,700 per vote in Iowa. He

58:28

spent $2,700 a vote over there and

58:30

he did it by blowing money on

58:33

ads and private jets and shit like

58:35

that. I'm so glad to see that

58:37

guy fail. I just disliked

58:39

Ron DeSantis. I just don't like him. I just

58:41

don't like him. Turns out he's worse. A lot

58:44

of people agree with you. I

58:46

like Ron DeSantis more than Nikki Haley, I think.

58:49

I don't like Nikki Haley. It's possible to dislike

58:51

someone more than Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley wants you

58:53

to register your social media accounts. Instead

58:56

of like turd knocker 999. He

58:59

loves war more than anyone on earth.

59:01

Nobody loves war more than Nikki Haley. I

59:04

feel like you guys are right. This

59:07

is where Nikki Haley is different

59:10

than Trump. Even if you have

59:12

unpopular principles, fucking

59:14

bury them or lie about them

59:16

during the election part. Don't

59:18

run on the I'll take us to war.

59:21

I'll make it so that your retirement

59:23

for Social Security is older. What

59:26

was the other thing we just talked about? I

59:30

forget. Immigration. I

59:33

don't know where she is on immigration, but in

59:35

any case, she's hanging these unpopular positions. Oh,

59:38

you're writing on your social media accounts. No

59:41

more anonymous social media. Which

59:43

is crazy. She's like, hey, I

59:46

don't want to win. Say it or not. Don't

59:49

vote for me. Like

59:52

how many people it's like first of all, Nikki Haley,

59:54

go to the comments section and find all the people

59:56

who say nice things about you on any given YouTube

59:58

video and then look at their. fucking usernames and

1:00:00

trying to figure out if those people want to

1:00:02

remain anonymous or not. It is.

1:00:05

Yeah. Undercuck999 does not want

1:00:07

his real name known. I want to get this out. He's

1:00:09

a wild man on the internet. Like, every person- I think

1:00:11

Trump is anti-gun, right? I don't think

1:00:13

Trump is into guns. He grew up in

1:00:15

a fucking billionaire's house in New York City.

1:00:19

He banned fucking bump stocks during his

1:00:21

term, right? He's not a pro-gun guy.

1:00:23

Yeah. He doesn't whisper

1:00:25

one word of that thought. And by

1:00:27

the way, I don't think he'll be-

1:00:30

I guess he'll be a little anti-gun since he was the first

1:00:32

time. But you

1:00:34

won't hear him talk about that position at all

1:00:37

because he's trying to win an election and he's

1:00:39

got his eye on the ball. Whereas Nikki Haley's

1:00:41

over there talking about making you register your real

1:00:43

name on social media. That's

1:00:46

not how you win. Who does she think

1:00:48

that's a winning issue for? Do you think

1:00:50

it's enough old white people who are like,

1:00:53

yeah, she's like me, Michael Richardson

1:00:55

Jr. It's

1:00:57

her- her donors are like, I'm sick

1:01:00

of getting- What are they so afraid

1:01:02

of? What are those pedophiles hiding? Nikki,

1:01:04

we're getting absolutely blown the fuck out

1:01:06

in the comments by people with anime

1:01:08

avatars who are saying things

1:01:10

that might- they might lose their job if it was

1:01:13

their real name out there. So what we need to

1:01:15

do is have like a tacit threat of

1:01:17

behave or you'll have your livelihood

1:01:19

destroyed. Have your real name on there. It's

1:01:21

like, okay, well, no. Like the

1:01:24

anonymity is super important online. The

1:01:27

first Xbox gamer tag was

1:01:29

Matt.Woodworth. Yeah. Everyone made fun of

1:01:31

me. Like, you're using your name on your

1:01:34

gaming tag? Fuck. You're

1:01:36

like, no, my name's Jason Stevens. Like

1:01:39

you just put

1:01:41

a big name out there that looks

1:01:43

real. Literally the anti-C-nanters who just used

1:01:45

the first Xbox generated name. Like,

1:01:48

I don't even care. As

1:01:51

long as it's nothing like what my-

1:01:53

Matthew.Woodworth. I'm

1:01:55

sure it was calculated. But

1:01:57

using a nonsense name isn't bad branding at all.

1:02:00

Like you get to define it like ting goes

1:02:02

doesn't mean fucking anything. Yeah, I mean, it's an

1:02:04

old example But

1:02:07

you know you get to make Pepsi

1:02:09

Coca-Cola this don't mean very much instead.

1:02:11

They tell you what they are. Yeah

1:02:15

Well, I guess coke came from something right

1:02:17

well Coca it's the coconut nut and

1:02:19

the the cola plant or whatever. There's

1:02:21

the two ingredients I would think coca

1:02:23

plant and the and the cola nut

1:02:26

That you make coca-cola with and then obviously

1:02:28

Pepsi is like it's about pep, you

1:02:31

know, it's it's oh I never even put

1:02:33

in pep and Pepsi together. Dr. I'm

1:02:36

like it does did have coke in it. I think but

1:02:38

did you ever hear that? You know,

1:02:41

there's a hyphen in dr. Pepper. That is

1:02:43

not a medical

1:02:45

title Thanks

1:02:48

pepper like so they do it for it's

1:02:50

not pepper like salt and pepper Okay

1:02:53

pepper like doctor. It's a

1:02:55

pepper. He gives you an app. App

1:02:58

you up some of the Doctor

1:03:01

pep or like a doctor that gives

1:03:03

you pep. I never associated that with

1:03:05

yeah Did you

1:03:07

know that they used to drink it hot? It was a it

1:03:09

was like yeah A big

1:03:11

thing was that must have been before

1:03:13

carbonation because no, how would that work?

1:03:15

I so desperately want to try more

1:03:17

junk foods like sodas out there are

1:03:20

basically just liquid popsicles I'm sure there's

1:03:22

something I'd enjoy. I want to go

1:03:24

to a gas station and just drop

1:03:26

my guard and be like What has

1:03:28

Reese's been up to? What

1:03:31

sort of scientists Incredible

1:03:34

Oh and then Reacher loves Clark

1:03:36

bars. I Don't

1:03:38

think I know what a Clark bar tastes like and

1:03:41

I don't think I've had one since Halloween as a

1:03:43

kid It's in a Clark bar. Yeah,

1:03:45

I don't think I've had a Clark bar ever

1:03:48

but it caught my end Oh, by the way, did

1:03:50

you guys see the end of Reacher? I know we're

1:03:52

out of time didn't see him. So no I didn't

1:03:54

watch any more of it. You didn't see episode two.

1:03:57

Yeah. No, I told you I didn't like all those colors. Well

1:04:00

Anyway, I watched it to the end

1:04:02

and uh, this is not a huge

1:04:04

spoiler, but there is a scene I'm

1:04:07

watching with jaggy Reacher

1:04:09

is handcuffed and there are six

1:04:11

men with guns And

1:04:13

while handcuffed with his hands behind his back

1:04:15

He beats up all six of them with

1:04:17

headbutts and kicks and by the way reacher's

1:04:19

not a flexible man He can't kick like

1:04:21

above your knee But he

1:04:23

uses his back and the headbutts And

1:04:26

beats up sit down like it fucking

1:04:28

tell me this isn't a superhero show

1:04:30

This is absolutely a superhero. No, you

1:04:32

told me you told me he has

1:04:34

the attributes of a superhero without the

1:04:37

uh, The explanation of like beginning.

1:04:39

So what did we joke about? Taylor

1:04:41

said like getting he got bitten by

1:04:43

a radioactive like navy seal. Yeah What

1:04:48

the fuck are you dude He's

1:04:50

just a big guy his power is being bigger

1:04:52

than every other character in the show and smarter

1:04:55

than Basically everyone but maybe

1:04:57

new yeah. Yeah I

1:04:59

don't see what she brings to the table Nearly

1:05:02

like a lot like it's almost like they had to

1:05:04

force it where it's like wait a minute You

1:05:07

were a master detective with that

1:05:10

black, uh Chief of police last

1:05:12

season and now he like needs

1:05:15

Marching orders. He should be like that

1:05:17

man. His his sidekick should be dependent

1:05:19

Like they should be like oh no,

1:05:22

they got robin again. All right, let's fucking

1:05:25

Yeah, why do I even have this

1:05:27

guy around? You know, it is kind of weird

1:05:29

that batman has that child running around and like

1:05:32

boy shorts with him all the time Yeah,

1:05:34

I always thought robin was weird about that No,

1:05:40

that's cool people do that I

1:05:43

don't know about that I

1:05:45

get strong pedophile vibes from old school batman

1:05:48

I never thought of his name dick. Dick.

1:05:51

Great. You got him you

1:05:53

did the right Uh,

1:05:56

who's sway well anyway in your primary

1:05:58

tonight and I this I mean

1:06:01

if Trump wins and

1:06:03

he's expected to then I guess

1:06:07

Haley sticks around till South Carolina for no

1:06:10

reason and yeah Trump will get like 55 or

1:06:12

60 percent and Haley will get like

1:06:14

30 35 percent or something

1:06:16

hope she's right set in a big ride

1:06:18

he sucks I thought the polls were closer

1:06:21

but not sure way

1:06:23

no way

1:06:25

she approaches Trump I would be surprised if

1:06:27

it's anywhere anything competitive

1:06:31

she just doesn't seem to inspire I make

1:06:33

anyone who actually likes her I'm

1:06:35

really excited about the Vivec VP pick

1:06:38

though and what that could mean because

1:06:41

Vivec is well spoken and can speak

1:06:45

he is well about about any number

1:06:47

of issues he can answer questions with

1:06:50

you've got the Trump's all gobbledygook you're not gonna

1:06:52

get anything policy wise like you're never gonna get

1:06:54

a number yeah what do you think we should

1:06:56

do about this what how many Trump's to trip

1:06:58

should we add mr. president I'm thinking

1:07:00

75,000 you'd never get that you're

1:07:03

gonna get as many as we need so

1:07:06

many oh yeah it's a big

1:07:08

beautiful military that is that is a better

1:07:10

answer how many though and Vivec would be

1:07:12

I think that we're gonna want to

1:07:14

add one point we need to be

1:07:16

one million and we're gonna do that

1:07:18

over the course of eight years we're getting the

1:07:20

first he's gonna have a fucking plan with steps

1:07:23

and a way to accomplish it Trump

1:07:25

doesn't do that he's ideas and flavors

1:07:28

mm-hmm oh I think

1:07:30

you're Kyle's right no I the New

1:07:33

Hampshire polls I'm looking at it now Trump

1:07:36

has 53.9 in this poll that I'm looking

1:07:39

at and Haley I'm

1:07:41

eyeballing on a chart is like 37 38 percent so that if

1:07:47

he's up by 20 points I didn't know that it was

1:07:49

that far so good

1:07:51

it looks really good for him Vivec

1:07:55

doesn't work on me I what

1:07:58

happens oftentimes in a interview

1:08:00

is before the interviewer finishes

1:08:03

the question, he interrupts

1:08:05

the question and like blasts,

1:08:07

runs over the interviewer and

1:08:09

like tries to dominate the

1:08:11

talk. And I

1:08:13

much prefer someone who has like

1:08:16

good responses and policies and retorts

1:08:18

to the question. When

1:08:20

someone's afraid of letting you get the

1:08:22

rest of the question out, that looks

1:08:24

bad to me. But maybe

1:08:27

I'm different. Yeah,

1:08:30

I think the Republicans can't win on policy

1:08:33

necessarily anyway. Like if you put them all

1:08:35

on a piece of paper left and right

1:08:38

that are pros and cons, Republicans probably lose

1:08:40

every time. We're about thoughts

1:08:42

and feelings and hopes and dreams. No, there'd

1:08:44

be a lot they'd win on. Like huge

1:08:46

levels of immigration is wild in a popular

1:08:48

way. Yeah, the other

1:08:50

side's better at paperwork, Taylor. They're gonna… No,

1:08:53

they're way better at media. They're gonna need

1:08:55

intellectualists out of this, okay? You've got to

1:08:57

go thoughts and feelings with this to win.

1:08:59

It's all thoughts and feelings and policies.

1:09:01

You see they welded up those

1:09:03

Hasidim holes in New York. Did they

1:09:05

perform a full investigation? Or are

1:09:08

they letting that slide out of the news cycle? Is that

1:09:10

what it looks like? I

1:09:12

don't know. The more I see about that, it seems

1:09:14

like kind of a nothing. Can you imagine if they

1:09:16

found fucking tunnels with bloody mattresses under a Catholic church?

1:09:20

We would be hearing about that. There'd already be a

1:09:22

movie in the works. You know, food for thought. They

1:09:28

were just trying to expand the synagogue, right?

1:09:30

In an illegal way? No. Oh,

1:09:33

help me then. No. The Hasidim

1:09:35

were drilling fucking holes under there and

1:09:37

the business owners had discovered the holes

1:09:39

like a week or two before. And

1:09:41

so they were having cement trucks brought

1:09:43

in to fill their fucking tunnels up

1:09:45

because they didn't want tunnels under their

1:09:47

place. And so when

1:09:49

the trucks got there, all of those Hasidim were

1:09:51

pitching a fit and tearing the place apart and

1:09:54

preventing the... And then they started tearing that wall

1:09:56

down with the hammers. I

1:09:58

don't quite... believe

1:10:00

what they tell me about the tunnels

1:10:02

because they keep telling me that like

1:10:04

that it's the extreme right-wing Jews like

1:10:07

having tunnels and Wanted to

1:10:09

build the tunnels there Like they said they

1:10:11

were some pre-existing like structure and they found

1:10:13

it and wanted to expand upon it and

1:10:15

it's also vague It's like where were you

1:10:17

going? Why were you doing it? I

1:10:21

don't think there's any like human trafficking or

1:10:23

pedophilia going on though because it's not like

1:10:25

some They just go to

1:10:27

their apartment dude like like what they don't

1:10:29

need the tunnel This isn't like some endangered

1:10:32

group of people on the fringe of society.

1:10:34

They're in their neighborhood They control everything anyway,

1:10:36

if they wanted to traffic and do awful

1:10:38

things to children, they wouldn't do it in

1:10:40

a dark tunnel They do it

1:10:42

in their homes and apartments like protected by

1:10:44

like their web of like craziness I

1:10:47

just don't think that they need spider

1:10:49

holes If you told me that there

1:10:52

were some Somali immigrants who were like

1:10:54

illegals with criminal records Somewhere with some

1:10:56

tunnels. They'd be like, oh, yeah, but I'm gonna

1:10:59

be careful I'm still not following because they clearly

1:11:01

wanted tunnels. What did they want them for? I

1:11:04

just feel more at home things down there

1:11:06

Innocent I'll think it feels more natural to

1:11:08

them One

1:11:12

underwear step to step three profit

1:11:16

Just feel safe down there, you know in

1:11:18

the cold dark earth underground. It feels more

1:11:20

natural for them to be I to

1:11:23

be under the Hurt

1:11:27

there will never be any answers uncovered

1:11:29

about it because they're not gonna pursue

1:11:31

Well, maybe that Channel 5 news guy

1:11:33

will do I wish he were there that Andrew

1:11:36

Andrew Calhan or whatever his name Go

1:11:38

watch his thing on the immigrants. He

1:11:40

put a migrant crisis. He uploaded a

1:11:42

video yesterday. He's down in Texas I

1:11:45

think and he like

1:11:47

finagles his way back where to

1:11:49

where the migrants actually are and it's a

1:11:51

field full of them These

1:11:54

there's 300 people they showed up in

1:11:56

the last hour and it's Africans. It's

1:11:58

almost all Africans Who are just

1:12:00

sitting in a field waiting to be processed and they're

1:12:03

being hidden behind a wall by border patrol like away

1:12:05

from the cameras He's got to sneak his way back

1:12:07

there to like get them on camera that

1:12:09

that guy's doing Interesting stuff

1:12:11

lately with the Billy one was great

1:12:13

when he covered all the Frank and the fit and

1:12:15

all and stuff Billy But

1:12:18

San Francisco one really blew up because San

1:12:20

Francisco they all have those open wounds. It's

1:12:22

really gross Yeah, lots

1:12:24

of lots of that but this new thing on

1:12:26

the migrant Christ. He had open wounds too I

1:12:29

saw an exposed bone. I

1:12:31

saw the bone. Yeah, that might

1:12:33

hardcore. We got to represent back at

1:12:35

home We have that I'm

1:12:37

not gonna go admit someone has better druggies

1:12:39

than us without a fight. Yeah Pick

1:12:48

New York, Chicago, Detroit, San

1:12:50

Francisco, Philadelphia, LA what's

1:12:52

the bottom Portland? Do

1:12:55

I get to live in the suburbs or do I have to

1:12:58

live in the city like prop I get to pick And I'm

1:13:00

not I'm going to be mean about it. Oh fuck Probably

1:13:03

Portland then this is probably the safe. You're

1:13:06

getting aids the first week I'm

1:13:09

trying to pick a good city or a

1:13:11

bad one I would think the safest one

1:13:13

in Portland is definitely way safer than Chicago.

1:13:15

Oh, I know I meant what's the worst

1:13:17

What's the worst of them all one? I

1:13:22

Think I was like getting to fuck me in a probably

1:13:24

Chicago. I Was

1:13:27

going to Troy So there's a Troy in

1:13:30

St. Louis and the reason I think Detroit is

1:13:32

worse for me Anyway, is as

1:13:34

you move north it gets colder and the days

1:13:36

get shorter and I hate that If

1:13:39

you if you include East st. Louis specifically,

1:13:41

there is no worse place in the country

1:13:43

Well, he was going to choose in

1:13:45

a mean-spirited way, right? So we're talking about where

1:13:47

the worst I think Chicago

1:13:49

like that that out there is coming

1:13:51

off that lake right into your crime-ridden

1:13:54

neighborhood Every night, you know,

1:13:56

like it's gonna be bad. I know you

1:13:58

know what I would my hell my Because

1:14:01

of that thing, it affects snow in the

1:14:03

cold and the short days. But it's like

1:14:06

a nice place. Yeah, but you're surrounded by,

1:14:08

I imagine New Englanders and

1:14:10

white men. My whole lifetime. I'm

1:14:12

just meaning like, I guess

1:14:15

I'm thinking about this differently from like, I'm

1:14:17

thinking like trying to avoid violence or getting fucked with.

1:14:20

And Buffalo would, you're way less likely to get fucked

1:14:22

up. Your car's gonna be, by the way,

1:14:24

your car will be parked on the street. Oh, well, I'm not gonna

1:14:27

have a car then. Your car

1:14:29

will be parked on the street. I get a stick shift. They

1:14:32

don't know how to steal it. You want a manual? You

1:14:36

lose your stick shift and you're like, it's like

1:14:38

the Jurassic Park scene. Like they're learning. That'd

1:14:46

be funny. You lose your car. Anyway, we

1:14:48

should probably wrap. Yeah. I'm gonna watch

1:14:50

some shooting videos. I think dinner's

1:14:52

ready. All right. PKN 492. All

1:14:55

right.