0:01

PKN 497. What's up boys? No,

0:04

not too much. Yeah. Oh,

0:06

you went to the hockey game with your father Taylor,

0:08

right? I hope that's not too personal.

0:10

No, not at all. No, I went with my

0:12

brother. Oh, my mistake. Yeah. He

0:15

just got me tickets. Yeah. And so I read

0:17

it wrong. Went and that was fun. I got

0:19

to see the fastest three goals in blues history.

0:22

They scored three times in 27

0:24

seconds. I think the whole game

0:26

was like boring as shit. And so

0:28

I'm just kind of sitting there like we were in like

0:30

the food section. And so I was like

0:32

three hot dogs in a burger in and

0:35

I was like, well, nobody's really scoring. So I'm just

0:37

gonna I'm not lying. Those are my paws there. Yeah.

0:39

Three hot dogs in a burger. Is that like $60?

0:41

No, no, I was in the food

0:44

section. They had free food. I was in like the

0:47

club area. And so like it's

0:49

like some every year, my

0:51

dad gets tickets to like it's been

0:54

three years in a row now where every time I go I'm

0:56

like, oh, it's gay night. That's

0:58

that's weird. I feel like every time I go

1:00

to the blues games now it's gay night. I

1:02

guess he gets like free pride night tickets. And

1:04

so we go. And it's funny seeing like the

1:06

transition in the end because the NHL fan base

1:08

is not about that for the most part. And

1:10

so like the first year they did it, it

1:12

was like rainbow socks and

1:15

all that on the players during warmups.

1:17

And there was a very negative response

1:19

to it. And so now now it's

1:21

like just occasional flashing

1:23

of like a famous gay

1:25

person on the stream. This

1:28

this one dude was on the

1:30

Jumbotron and he was singing like

1:32

that West Virginia song. But the

1:34

lyrics were about like respecting the

1:36

players and behaving. And everyone was

1:38

like, boo, chorus is

1:41

a booze. I was like,

1:43

what? Why? Why would they

1:45

even play that? No one's misbehaving. It's a midseason

1:47

game between the fucking blues who are not going

1:49

anywhere and another team that is not going anywhere.

1:51

Like and so yeah, they scored zero zero for

1:53

most of the entire first and then the second

1:56

and they scored three real quick. And that was

1:58

neat. So yeah, I had fun. Yeah,

2:00

they won four nothing. Okay. In

2:02

the end. Yep. Yeah,

2:05

or we left before the fourth call.

2:07

I was not feeling good after the—

2:09

Not feeling well from all the hot dogs. Well,

2:11

see, I didn't eat all day in

2:14

preparation. You know, my biggest favorite was drinking the water

2:16

they cooked it in. Yeah. You

2:19

don't think 62 ounces of fountain Diet

2:21

Pepsi and hot dogs— They

2:24

were just throwing that hot dog water away. Can you believe

2:26

it? They just popped the drain on the side. It was

2:28

gargling out. He put his cup up under there and saved

2:30

that line. I got right to the front of the line

2:32

for my third dog. And like

2:34

the guy came up and

2:36

had—there was the tray of hot dogs. And I

2:38

already had the bun selected. And there were two

2:41

dogs left in the tray. And he took the

2:43

tray away, I guess, to go

2:45

get a new tray of dogs with full ones.

2:48

And so I had to stand there like a fucking idiot

2:50

with a bun on my— Like just waiting there for him

2:52

to get—the hot dog man to get back. And so anyone

2:55

who was looking was like, That guy's using

2:57

the hot dog counter again. That

2:59

guy really wants a hot dog. You

3:01

brought his bun from home. Look at him. He took

3:03

it out of his pocket. Why

3:06

did he take the tray away with two dogs left?

3:08

I don't know. You're there waiting in his bun in

3:10

hand. And he's like, I'm not fun with that. I

3:12

like had the tongs. I was like

3:14

reaching for it. He just yanked it. I think he

3:17

was trying to tell me something. But you don't want

3:19

his body. He might have saved it

3:21

from it. These are from the Bruins

3:23

game, Taylor. I'll go in the back. Let

3:26

me tell you a secret, Taylor. The last six

3:28

make you sick and there's only two left. You're

3:31

going home early. That's probably true. So

3:33

maybe he was covering my ass. So I appreciate it,

3:35

sir. I'm taking one for the team.

3:37

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. So which

3:40

brother did you go with, number two or three? My

3:42

youngest brother, who's my—the

3:45

middle brother lives in Kansas City. So I don't see him

3:47

as much. My youngest brother lives real close

3:49

to me. So we hang out a good bit. What's

3:52

the name of the idiot? It's in Missouri. Kansas, right?

3:55

No, no. I

3:57

follow Donald Trump on truth social. And

4:00

there's no way there's any lies over there.

4:02

No, well, I mean in fairness I

4:05

think most people think Kansas City is in Kansas,

4:07

don't they? Is that like a is

4:09

that actually I don't know because i'm from Missouri

4:11

And so it's always been very common knowledge to

4:13

me that Kansas City's in Missouri, but I feel

4:15

like other states don't know I

4:18

think I know it because of westerns

4:20

because Kansas City, Missouri was like a

4:22

booming shootout town for a while And

4:24

I think a few famous sheriffs from

4:26

the wild west like spent time there

4:28

doing lawman shit And so they're

4:30

always like did business in

4:33

abilene did business in Kansas City,

4:35

Missouri Did business west of the

4:37

pay coat like it's like One

4:39

of those like acumen that they throw out there

4:41

So yeah I always knew that Kansas City was

4:44

in Missouri and just remember that that it's not

4:46

in Kansas or you'll look stupid And so things

4:48

like that that can embarrass you if you that

4:50

little little faux pas like pronouncing Arkansas

4:52

wrong I read all about why we call Arkansas Arkansas

4:54

today. Did you catch it? Would he unread it? No,

4:57

I didn't see that first time for everything. Why did

4:59

we say it? It's uh, so

5:01

the it's spelled that way because of the French

5:04

Um, but it's uh pronounced that way because that

5:06

is how the native americans from arkansas That's what

5:08

they they came there. Say what is this place?

5:10

We're in and they said arkansas and

5:13

the The french spelling for

5:15

all is a s I suppose but

5:18

uh, but it became Arkansas

5:21

law to pronounce

5:23

it that way out of respect to those

5:25

note of american native americans and the early

5:27

settlers Um in like 1881 I

5:30

think somewhere around them. They made it really

5:32

woke for 1881 Like

5:34

they don't want to have respect for

5:36

our native americans who have founders. Let's

5:38

pronounce this their way You

5:41

know what else happened in 1881? I

5:43

mean Civil

5:46

war they were they were probably arkansas was probably figuring

5:48

a few things out about what they wanted to be

5:51

called in those days And they were just getting everything

5:53

out of the way. I'm surprised there weren't more states

5:55

renaming themselves Post-war renaming. Yeah.

5:57

Oh I don't think

5:59

anyone Unhappy with their heritage or

6:01

their name or anything though, right? It's

6:04

not like big federal government named Arkansas,

6:06

Arkansas Or Florida, Florida, you know, they've

6:08

kind of everyone from Understand

6:11

we're getting it when they broke away and became the

6:13

Confederacy. Maybe they're like, I don't want to be Joe

6:15

to no more That was the king of England. I'm

6:17

not I got nothing to do with King George.

6:19

He's been dead for No,

6:22

I saw having having more loyalty

6:24

to Georgia than America's however, you

6:26

wouldn't change the name of Georgia

6:29

I guess that's true. Yeah, well, I mean like back then

6:31

we think of it like a country now But back then

6:33

it was like you were loyal to

6:35

your state over the country Depends

6:38

where you're from. Yeah us winners

6:40

were more loyal to the country than your state That's

6:43

true To beat

6:46

the state in the fourth Western

6:48

core I believe would it the Abilene

6:50

Rough Riders If they

6:52

say I look good for their for my age, they have no idea

6:55

I actually commanded the

6:57

Abilene Rough Riders Wasn't

7:05

uh, what's his name Roosevelt

7:08

a Rough Rider Yeah,

7:10

but that was a different time the the Rough

7:12

Riders that Roosevelt went down to Mexico and hooked

7:15

Mexican zasses That that was his deal just for

7:17

fun. Well now that we had a war with

7:19

them. I believe at the time Teddy

7:26

Roosevelt at this point invades Mexico just

7:28

for shits and gigs he said The

7:32

shortest war ever one drunken afternoon Well,

7:38

he wasn't the president then he was he was like

7:40

an officer or something have we

7:42

ever had a Texas Ranger become president No,

7:45

no, probably not. How about that? Are

7:47

the Texas Rangers? I'm not even sure

7:50

So the original Texas Rangers came

7:53

about to fight the Comanche I believe and

7:56

The idea at the time they were like the

7:58

special forces So they had the

8:01

newest guns. They had the new five shot

8:03

Colts, I believe. They carried two of them

8:05

plus an extra wheel for each one. They

8:08

had their maybe Kentucky rifles at the time.

8:10

They had these one shot rifles and

8:13

they were hunting and fighting the Comanche, taking

8:15

on the Comanche's way of living, doing those

8:17

cold camps where they don't build fires at

8:19

night. They eat cold food and stay off

8:21

the grid so they can stalk the Comanches

8:23

who would have these hit and run

8:25

tactics. They come in, raid a place, still

8:28

women, still children, still goods, and then

8:30

run until the pursuers could no longer

8:32

follow because they were so much better

8:35

at those tactics, first of all. And they knew the

8:37

terrain so much better but the Texas Rangers came about

8:40

to deal with that threat and eradicate the Comanche. Cool.

8:44

How elite are they? That's kind

8:46

of my hair. Harrison Ford was one. Does that

8:49

answer your question? I think Kevin Costner was one,

8:51

I think. I'm not positive about

8:53

that. What was he in that Bonnie and Clyde

8:55

movie where he killed them? Oh,

8:57

yeah, I didn't watch that movie but I think

8:59

he plays a federal officer in that. That would

9:01

make sense. Maybe you're right. Because he's

9:03

able to move back and forth. Change from state

9:06

to state. I think I'm wrong. Yeah, that was

9:08

around Kentucky, I think. But I think Texas Rangers

9:10

is rated themselves as Navy SEALs and I'm not

9:12

sure whether I should respect them as such or

9:14

if they're just fucking sheriff's officers with better branding.

9:17

Modern Texas Rangers, my

9:19

humble opinion would be, how could they be anything but

9:22

state police officers just like any other

9:24

state police agency but

9:27

the old ones, the original ones, those guys

9:29

who were out there hunting Indians who would

9:31

torture you alive if they caught you, I

9:34

got some respect for those guys because that was

9:36

that Wild West hero shit come to life.

9:38

But yeah, the modern ones, how could they be anything

9:40

but? We need to see a picture.

9:42

If they're fat ones, then the question

9:45

answered. Yeah, do the Texas

9:47

Rangers have physical requirements? Do they

9:49

have like a SWAT team? I don't even think like a

9:51

SWAT team. I think if I'm, look, I don't know what

9:53

the Texas Rangers do but I assume they're a state police

9:55

agency that has, they can move around Texas from county to

9:57

county. I wouldn't. Imagine

10:00

them to be Navy seal like

10:02

in any way. Zach posted, it's

10:05

generally accepted that the Texas Rangers are considered

10:07

to be one of

10:09

the nation's most elite law enforcement agencies,

10:11

like a SWAT team. And

10:14

I'm like, well, that's their

10:16

branding, right? Yeah. Like

10:18

it is generally considered that assholes

10:20

who make dick jokes on podcasts are

10:22

amongst the smartest people on all of

10:24

YouTube. No one debates that. Right.

10:27

It was like, well, just the kid just say

10:29

it. Like, let me see their SAT scores. Let

10:31

me see what they've done. That's significant. And

10:34

he may look like two guys who got seasoned high school to

10:36

me. Yeah, I don't like, I

10:38

mean, you know, this is, this is

10:40

an outfit that can

10:42

look so good or so bad, depending

10:44

on your body. The guy I'm not

10:46

letting you know right now, I was not rocking it. He

10:49

needs to stand up. He

10:51

needs to stand up and get to get

10:53

his fucking stop twiddling with his thumbs. Literally.

10:55

But, uh, but no, I like the outfit.

10:57

I like, I respect the hat. I think

10:59

hat's cool. I wish that it was part

11:01

of my culture so I could wear that hat. Um,

11:04

this is how white girls that want to

11:06

braid their hair. Feel, I guess I just wish I could wear

11:08

that hat and not be made fun of. You

11:10

can wear that at the, you wouldn't be made

11:12

fun of for it. You go stomping around your

11:15

neighborhood, clacking your, your, your fucking spurs. There's an

11:17

old Chris Ladue song called, uh, this cowboy hat

11:19

or something. These guys are making fun of his

11:21

cowboy hat. And he sings a song about, you

11:24

know, how important the hat is to him. It's real

11:26

good. Yeah. That, okay. There's

11:28

no better way to continue getting made

11:30

fun of for your hat than to write a song about

11:32

it. Okay. No,

11:36

something could fund me for my hat. Is it

11:38

in one, two, three, a new one? It's an

11:40

old song. Yeah. It's an old cowboy song. Chris

11:42

Ladue is like the original, not original back in

11:45

the fifties, like that John Wayne shit, but he's

11:47

the original like country Western, like cowboy singer. It's

11:49

those songs are good. I like

11:51

that song. It's sad though. It's like, you

11:54

know, a lady that I love very

11:56

much gave me this hat pin. Don't think

11:58

I'll ever see her again. It's like this. Uh,

12:00

this was give to me by an Indian friend

12:02

of mine. He got ran down around that state

12:04

line killed This is from my friend

12:07

who died in Vietnam And it was like there's always

12:09

sad stories about why he's wearing the hat because the

12:11

bikers are making fun of it Oh, yeah,

12:13

I got no but I wish I could wear that

12:15

cowboy hat is what I was getting at cuz I think that's cool No,

12:18

I don't I bet you've got the head for a hat. I

12:20

can wear a hat. Yeah I

12:26

Will let you a little secret most people have the heads

12:28

for half Those

12:31

water-headed babies who can't wear head. No, I've got a

12:33

I've got a hat collection my eight and a half.

12:36

Yeah Is that what your

12:38

hat size? No, that would be absurd. I think

12:41

I don't even know what my hat size is Even

12:45

you saying it's absurd. I don't know if

12:47

it's too big or too small. Yeah I

12:49

know it started a eight not that

12:52

big of a number. I know small Bigger

12:54

than eight. It's a very small shoe size

12:56

for a man. Mm-hmm but they

12:58

had though I apparently cuz like you

13:01

see people with the stickers on and

13:03

it'll say like seven or seven and a half

13:05

seven and a quarter and So I had

13:07

in my head that like an eight and a half inch hat size

13:09

would be huge Cuz that's like isn't that

13:12

isn't that diameter? Right. I

13:14

have no idea. I genuinely don't know Then

13:17

then I don't know. I don't know

13:19

anything about hat and sneaker culture. I Do

13:23

know that I dislike like

13:25

sneakers Like I think they

13:28

look Like the really we talked

13:30

about this just recently so we won't dwell on it

13:32

But like the the fucking Kanye shoes are so so

13:34

ugly. Oh Like I

13:36

don't like like do you like like this plain old Air

13:38

Force ones like some dis white white Air

13:40

Force ones or something I have some like like

13:43

just regular Adidas tennis shoes. I got

13:45

off Amazon for like 50 bucks

13:47

and they're great But I probably

13:50

like dad shoes. Yeah, you

13:52

know making that transition preemptively But

13:55

I think these shoes are tough. You guys aren't

13:57

quite there yet. I would argue but

14:00

But when you're my age, dressing is so hard

14:02

to do. You simultaneously

14:04

don't want to be that old guy wearing

14:06

dress shoes while mowing his yard. That's a

14:08

terrible look. It's stupid, right? On

14:10

the other hand, you can't go to Forever 21 anymore

14:13

and just grab whatever seems cool. What are

14:15

the fucking 16-year-olds wearing? I'll throw that on.

14:17

Yeah. Because that's clearly what's in

14:19

style. No. It might look good, but

14:22

on you, it sends the

14:24

wrong message that you're somehow clinging to

14:26

the past. I think you should look to Matthew

14:28

McConaughey for your fashion advice. I feel like he's

14:30

a cool guy. He's a cool... No?

14:34

I've seen him with a bow-bow. I think that's what Kyle's getting at.

14:38

Texan. But

14:40

I feel like he's in your

14:42

age group and he dresses cool. Yeah,

14:45

he does seem cool. I often see

14:47

him in threadbare

14:49

khaki shorts and a linen shirt

14:52

unbuttoned. The linen shirt unbuttoned

14:54

thing is a very different look than what

14:56

I normally go for. Oh, that's you.

14:59

I would feel like I was in

15:01

costume. Well, get tan

15:03

first. Don't be all pale for that. You

15:05

want to look like you rock it daily. You don't want to

15:07

make it six days. This is his first day with that linen

15:09

shirt unbuttoned. I'm going to wash it 16 times before I wear

15:11

it. Isn't

15:14

it funny how you wear your

15:16

daily uniform, whatever that is, and deviating it

15:18

from it is somehow harder to do than

15:20

it should be? Yeah.

15:23

I don't... You don't? I guess.

15:25

I mean, it depends what I'm doing. If

15:27

I'm just lounging around the house, I don't

15:29

give a fuck. I'm in sweats all the

15:31

time. Where do I go out? I don't know. I'll

15:34

just have shopping sprees. Not

15:37

sprees, but I'll buy a whole new

15:41

bunch of things to wear and that's just how

15:43

I dress for the next three years. I do,

15:45

man. I was like, Kyle, this thing is really

15:47

great for lounging around the house. It's super comfy

15:50

and you'll love it. And then it's some sort

15:52

of Native American Indian garb. You'd

15:54

be like, I can't wear this. Yeah,

15:57

I've got you. I can't change my look. I

15:59

told Taylor. I'm starting to rock the FDR look when

16:01

I game I get my electric blanket throw it on my

16:03

lap That

16:06

is a very elderly thing of you to do

16:08

FDR always had that blanket in his lap and

16:10

I was like man I bet that's comfy on

16:12

those chilly days. You know nice. I like your

16:14

blanket Yeah, what a drape over my barefoot

16:16

get bare feet, you know, I got my foot pedals

16:18

gaming So I need to keep those warm and toasty

16:20

you can't wear socks No,

16:22

can't leave. No, of course not tail. I

16:24

gotta get my toenails into the foot pedal

16:26

so I can operate Yeah, it sucks on

16:28

it would create a level like a level

16:30

of numbness between him and the controls that

16:32

he can any tactile feel See, I actually

16:34

picked some stick them put that on my

16:36

toes Filthy

16:43

every lab times have never been better Yeah,

16:47

I used to do that when I gained with

16:50

my hands Legitimately, I would

16:52

take pine tar that you use for

16:55

baseball I

16:57

was trying to figure my fingers would get so

16:59

my fingers would get sweaty and the mouse would

17:01

start slip I grip the mouse in my own

17:03

way and it would start slipping out of my

17:05

hand like away from my hand directly straight down

17:08

Because of the sweatiness or then my fingers would start

17:10

like my W key like I'm using my how do

17:12

you how do you let them? Mouse you don't just put

17:14

your hand on top of it. I

17:16

do but I have to read I can't just

17:18

glide my hand on it because so

17:21

I grab it like this I'm sure this is how everyone grabs

17:23

a mouse but like I'm like this part

17:25

of my hand here Like needs

17:28

to like fully encompass this thing I'm almost getting

17:30

underneath it with like a fat of my hand

17:32

Because when I like reach to like do quick

17:35

swipes to like whip around I'm picking the whole

17:37

mouse up You hang your fingers over the edge

17:39

of the mouth. I have my hand like But

17:44

this is the one here

17:46

it's similar to mine but not the same

17:50

I Got that one on your recommendation

17:54

502 yeah, I think I got it from like

17:57

mine's a G 502 also, but yours yeah, I

17:59

didn't that's why Yeah, I always

18:01

I don't want to fuck with batteries. I always like

18:03

corded things even like I've

18:05

never had wireless ear Like

18:08

like music listening of any kind like I don't like earbuds

18:10

That's part of it the 502

18:12

has a mousepad that can charge it and

18:14

I didn't like that I just like that. It's always

18:16

fine my whole desk is that mousepad or

18:19

I would be on your team Yeah,

18:21

I see the attraction to yours, too

18:24

I have like a different mice for two

18:26

different mice for different games Like

18:29

I have this razor one for aoe

18:31

and like all the other games But

18:33

then that one Kyle has I only

18:35

plug in when I'm playing Warhammer because

18:37

it has that nice smooth Option

18:40

that you can just like like it's like a

18:42

weighted wheel Yeah, you mean like metal which

18:44

here and so you see how it's going with inertia

18:46

when I flick it Yeah, knowing like that's

18:48

how easy it is to turn but I hit that

18:50

button again. I've got the gear you think in

18:53

game in in total

18:55

war Kyle and I have like a deep the

18:58

debug camera mod on so that you can zoom

19:00

much further out and Because it's a

19:02

game where you have to sometimes go real high It's

19:04

like jarring and awkward to do like that click I

19:07

click I click click click click click click and try

19:09

and pull yourself up And this razor mouse doesn't have

19:11

that capability that bitch Make

19:14

it very smooth The only thing I use that

19:16

for is I'll be on a web page and

19:18

if you were to print it It would be

19:21

like 300 pages long like the bottom of a

19:23

reddit comment. So I just unlock it

19:26

All the way to the top. I bet there's

19:28

gamely control of arrow or something But I bet

19:30

there's games where you make mouse wheel your fire

19:32

like every time it actuates the fire Mmm

19:37

You could do that. I mean, yeah imagine

19:39

that that would be awkward though I like

19:41

like learning changing what I've learned on mouse

19:43

and keyboard is it's not a good idea

19:46

If I were to try to like hold the keyboard different I've

19:49

actually gotten but but oh but I used to put the

19:51

pine tar like on my fingertips so that when I press

19:53

the key and I pulled back

19:55

I would almost be pulling the key with me

19:58

because I'm not I'm like not I'm

20:00

stuck to my keyboard. Did you

20:02

get better at gaming? I felt like it did.

20:06

It was either that or the

20:08

countless hours. I don't know. I mean,

20:10

the fact that I'm buying pine tar suggests I probably

20:12

was playing a lot at the time. Yeah,

20:16

that's crazy. I tried to lift my finger faster than it will

20:18

spring back and I think I can't. I

20:23

think somebody, I can't remember who

20:25

it was that was getting blisters from a game. Oh,

20:27

it's wings. Wings got

20:29

blisters from Call of Duty that time. Remember?

20:31

He had the band-aid. He played a lot.

20:34

He was like, I think on

20:36

PlayStation, he was the first person on the

20:38

planet to hit 10th Prestige on

20:41

one of the seasons. And

20:45

he was like, near the

20:47

forefront on Xbox 2. He just played

20:49

every waking hour and sort of rushed

20:51

it. Where did he get blisters on

20:53

his hands? Like his trigger finger? His

20:56

fingers, I thought. I

20:58

imagine. But I'm not sure. That's what I would

21:00

press hardest on. I'd get palm blisters

21:02

on the tug-of-war minigame and the N64 Mario

21:04

Party as a kid because the only way

21:06

to win was to go like that as

21:08

fast as you could. And you'd like wear

21:10

the skin off of your hand. How do

21:13

you play? You have to, like

21:15

there's one little thing, like the

21:18

one joystick, and then you had to like move it

21:20

around in a circle. But

21:23

me and my six-year-old friends were like, when you

21:25

try and do that, you're like clunky. You're like

21:27

a kid. And so you just put your whole

21:29

palm on top of it and go, as fast

21:31

as you can. And then afterward, I

21:34

remember getting intense and I won around. But

21:36

there's like blood. Like a little bit of

21:38

blood. And it was like, man, it was worth the win

21:40

though. It stung in the pool later. Yeah, good memories.

21:47

When I'm playing Tarkov and I'm like holding

21:49

the scope, trying to get somebody to stand

21:51

still to shoot him and I'm intense

21:54

about it, I realize I'm

21:56

squeezing mouse 2 so hard. Like

21:59

so hard. Like hard enough. It would

22:01

hurt a girl's hand if I were holding it Like

22:04

I'm like so much weight on

22:06

mouse to when obviously it's just like a

22:09

quarter ounce It's the lightest trigger I I

22:11

do that a lot These

22:13

mouses are made well like based on that because I

22:15

squeeze the fuck out of this thing I was thinking

22:18

that they they put up with the occasional temper tantrum

22:20

I don't know I've done that I don't

22:22

throw it or anything, but I I'll pick it up

22:24

and put it down too hard I

22:26

slam it. Yeah, I I pick it

22:28

up like Like that like I'm

22:30

I already have it. You know this isn't like

22:32

grabbing something and being mad I already have it

22:35

so I pick it up and straight down I

22:37

think bang bang and then I slide it away

22:39

from me and sometimes I'll hit my chair too

22:41

a couple times And then I'll point

22:48

Like I got so yeah I

22:51

was I was having such a

22:53

good day on aoe got couple wins in

22:55

a row and then Had

22:58

a parable losing streak three in a row

23:00

I lost and like I

23:02

I was so mad at the end of the third

23:04

one because you can like check someone's games played afterward

23:06

And so I was like I beat this guy how

23:08

many games does he have this guy's got a hundred

23:11

total games I've got like 40 or something. Oh this

23:13

next guy I beat Oh, this guy had 130 games

23:15

and I beat him even only I only have 40

23:18

But I lost to three guys in a row and it was like 3,000

23:20

games played 5,000

23:22

games played 4,000 games played and I was like

23:24

just tilted. I'm like Intentionally

23:27

in there your intentional note. That's

23:29

the problem is it's I

23:32

refuse to believe anyone could play 5,000

23:34

matches of Age of Empires and be the skill

23:36

level that I am currently these are people these

23:39

are people are who are smurfing They're going in

23:41

they're resigning over and over and over to get

23:43

down to like my level and then they're beating

23:45

the shit out of people Like me because

23:48

yeah my head it was going the other way you won I

23:50

forget if you said two or three games in a row and

23:52

it's like oh Okay, this guy's got

23:54

some skills. We'll match him up with Johnny

23:56

aoe over here beat

24:01

me like a drum. I had

24:03

no shot at any point in the game and I just

24:05

kept playing because I'm like, alright, well it's kind of good

24:07

practice for defense, I guess. Like I'm learning a little bit.

24:09

After like three of those in a row, I don't

24:12

like slam stuff on my desk, but like

24:14

I'll get up and like pace around for

24:16

a few minutes. And like in

24:18

my own head, I'll be like, fuck. And

24:22

then I get mad. I get more

24:24

mad at myself for being mad about

24:26

it because I'm like, you're mad about

24:28

a video game. You fucking loser. You

24:31

lose hate flow through you. And

24:34

then like two minutes later, I'm like, it's

24:36

just a game. Who care? I care. I care so

24:38

much. I

24:40

don't want to care, but I do. It's like it's

24:42

some old game. I'm gonna get pissed because I lose.

24:45

Yes. Yes. I'm gonna get wrong. Yeah, there's

24:47

nothing wrong with it. If you were putting up

24:49

a ship together in a bottle and you got

24:51

mad that you broke it after putting 40 hours

24:53

into it, that's a legitimate mad thing. Your

24:56

hobby, it's what gives you pleasure and you

24:58

want it and doing it well gives you

25:00

extra pleasure. So failing at it makes you

25:02

mad. I scream both when I

25:04

get scared and when I'm mad. So

25:07

my girlfriend was like, all

25:09

the dogs are downstairs looking

25:11

at the ceiling right now.

25:13

Because I'm up here like screaming

25:18

at somebody who was just playing the game.

25:20

You know, having fun or whatever doing their

25:22

own shit. There are cheaters in that

25:24

game, but I see

25:26

them mostly because yeah, I see them mostly because

25:28

of kind of what you're describing Taylor.

25:31

What they do is they're cheating.

25:33

And so they have these wild Katie

25:35

ratios like mine's eight. That's okay.

25:38

These guys will have Katie's of like 50 or 75.

25:40

Yeah, for comparison. So

25:46

they'll use a

25:48

bot that'll make them go into the

25:51

smallest most PvP based map factory over and over

25:53

and just stand there until they die or or

25:55

go in and then just disconnect, which I think

25:57

counts as a death to drive their

26:00

Katie down so when they're not playing it's

26:02

on they're losing all that and like

26:04

driving their Katie down and their win-loss ratio down

26:06

So that then when they are playing they can

26:08

just win every game and kill everything that's on

26:11

the map and it all balances Out to something

26:13

that's somewhat legitimate looking because yeah, like I said,

26:15

they added this white that you can look at

26:17

people's Stats

26:19

and maybe all your start doing that and I'll

26:22

just start resigning a bunch of games in a

26:24

row and then go down And beat up on

26:26

truly terrible players I won't

26:28

do that because that's mean-spirited, but Is

26:32

tempting I would just see Taylor play

26:34

Tarkov because it just knowing how much he cares about aoe

26:37

Which is a game with almost no punishment

26:39

for losing outside your own feelings Tarkov

26:42

like you're gonna be like gosh darn

26:44

it, you know, they'd I Just

26:47

had a run that Would

26:50

have set me up for a whole day. I was

26:52

so loaded with stuff now Not only did I lose

26:54

that but I lost the stuff that took me half

26:56

a day to burn that I brought in there With

26:58

me like I have really been set back by this

27:00

loss. Yeah I just

27:03

the first time the way me playing

27:05

that game would go is I

27:08

would like open the inventory the first

27:10

time I found a bag of wires

27:12

and I would like start Organizing my

27:14

my fifth pocket and I'd be like

27:16

this is hell This is like

27:19

I'm I'm at work right now. I'm at

27:21

work that isn't working if you just lower

27:23

your standard But

27:25

like the looting thing and the moving

27:27

stuff around thing after five minutes of

27:30

instruction It's you've got as far

27:32

as like just looting someone and like getting things

27:34

in your bag There's higher levels to

27:36

it You can be fast you can be effective

27:38

and then of course you can memorize the cost

27:40

of every single item like that Autistic man who

27:42

won prices, right? That's what I've done.

27:44

Ask me an item And

27:48

and so you want as much value per

27:50

slot in your bag? So maybe things is

27:52

six a six lot item that cost 166

27:55

thousand rules like a metal can of fuel

27:58

I'm gonna ask some heavy hitters These

28:00

aren't like fucking yeah dumpers like some

28:02

attachment. How much is a GPU right

28:05

now? About

28:07

eight hundred and fifty thousand rubles to nine

28:09

hundred thousand rubles. Okay, how much is a

28:11

let X? 1.5

28:13

now one in a while probably about nine hundred and

28:15

thirty thousand rubles Okay

28:19

Yeah, she's offensive. Yes, but

28:21

if I were to start now the upside is

28:23

some of the things I really need would be

28:25

cheap Like bolts wires

28:28

and bolt wires, right? I think you need

28:30

it to begin light bulb hangout Everyone

28:33

else has yeah, you should

28:35

start it's it's a ton of fun I didn't feel

28:37

impeded at all by starting late in the wife. I

28:39

never do I feel like

28:41

I'm People

28:43

aren't rushing for that early shit. Then everybody's

28:46

not trying to repair the Shit

28:48

on factory. Everybody's not planting. We're doing that

28:51

watch gunpowder Though everybody's

28:53

not running for the watch So

28:55

you're avoiding it's like a rust when

28:57

you start on that first day and

28:59

everybody wants wood Like

29:01

you know like this is my wood you can't

29:03

have it and that's and that was gonna be a war over wood

29:06

Yeah, it's been a great white. I've I've been having

29:09

such so much fun. I've been playing with the boys

29:11

a Little

29:13

bit but probably 90 percent 95 percent.

29:15

So all my hard tasks. I've done

29:17

solo Which

29:19

I like playing Tarkov solo sometimes and

29:21

the motivation is the same as when

29:23

I eat alone It's like I

29:25

do exactly what I want to it doesn't

29:28

have to make sense to you I don't

29:30

have to justify it to anyone the nanosecond.

29:32

I finished my meal. I can ask for

29:34

a check, you know I don't

29:36

have to wait and Make sure

29:38

that you were happy and when I play Tarkov

29:40

the same thing is true Like oh, do you

29:42

have a quest? No cuz you're not with me,

29:44

you know, we're only doing what I want to

29:47

Yeah, some raids I'll go in immediately find one

29:49

thing and leave and sometimes some some raids I'll

29:51

be in until the last second and it's up

29:53

to me what I do I like that too,

29:56

And I'm like being able to die

29:58

and not care about your shit. Yeah

30:00

Sometimes right like imagine we're in like

30:02

a to be too. I

30:04

die. Know. What? You're expected to kill

30:06

those two and get my dear hit as the

30:08

gentlemanly thing to do. I'm so stay and fight

30:10

it out Taylor and defend Woody's property. Would is

30:12

dead on the ground. he always sits on his

30:14

body and on the last man left standing to

30:16

sue enemies and they want his shit and I

30:18

could turn right around of run what straight out

30:21

the back door this place and then into the

30:23

woods and by the time they check the back

30:25

door and through the woods by the time they

30:27

check the woods I'm out of the map. You

30:29

know I mean it's like it's I realized you

30:31

take off the back of the back door and

30:33

we don't notice for five seconds. Your gauntlet on

30:35

yeah. So. But. What you

30:37

do as you you fight for your boys gear

30:39

as do that. I'll do that at Velvet Bobby

30:41

to be on Dad Omaha man that sucks. You

30:44

should stay closer to me up like a lot

30:46

of the i'm not gonna sleep as he I

30:48

heard about it. Does he like a can you

30:50

pick up my pumpkin sniper scope. Not.

30:53

If if he is he didn't say it. ah

30:55

I'm but about this is something have to deal

30:57

with. You play with me. I'm not gonna fight

30:59

for your gear. Ah, if we're in a fight

31:01

like we're if we're battling right now, we're both.

31:04

That's. Different. but if you wander off and

31:06

went down a corridor and a bad man

31:08

sniped you are a bad man. like from

31:10

a corner. killed you and now he has

31:12

your shit. Has. Already last.

31:15

He's. Gone. With money to kill that

31:17

guy or something. again I'm working As you feel you

31:19

do it like is bad snipes you through window. I

31:21

can probably belly crawl over there for two years

31:23

somewhere and yeah, but he won't learn of I

31:26

do. That was pretty. Much

31:28

risk evil gets out the window the

31:30

because. Ah, but I've got sniped and

31:32

he deserves the loot. I. Also, do

31:34

that now like honor I. I.

31:37

I am a lot more honorable if I find

31:39

say a thumb drive which is an early game.

31:41

Think Taylor that. God. Factors: Get

31:43

one more flash drive. Just one more. But.

31:45

Later on their like. Free. Basically,

31:48

don't care. I leave my

31:50

pocket says my Kills me that gets flash drive. I

31:53

do that well. The quest items. Why?

31:56

Kind. To. Dinner tonight

31:58

at his car. The other because

32:00

it's not worth hardly anything to me if

32:02

I'd die and get out with it. Me

32:05

if I put it my gamma by secure container

32:08

get out with it minutes like twenty thousand rubles

32:10

to to sell to vendor. but the damn it's

32:12

everything it is like. The progress is their quest

32:14

line to get some times or awards to manage

32:16

all of them added if you survive or a

32:19

d probably made about two hundred thousand rubles so.

32:23

Outlets to save it. May. Twenty.

32:25

Thousand is not a lot in it's it's not

32:27

a changer, but it's a rare item so it

32:29

it means a lot to someone who needs it

32:32

for their hideout. I've got like I

32:34

think my Sat at a private fifty million

32:36

so idea to stop me now care about

32:38

that little money know all be gone in

32:40

a month right? The I mean I could

32:42

delete it right now I want to start

32:44

over again. I wouldn't be opposed to that.

32:47

People tell you that yachting against know wacky

32:49

that he wouldn't be starting over over because

32:51

his character would still have a good metabolism

32:53

is footprints would be steps to be quiet.

32:55

He would aim better handle recoil better not

32:57

not own skills up. His character would have

32:59

less recoil than a new one but he

33:01

would lose all his stuff. And That man? Yes,

33:04

Yeah. You'd lose every you can, delete all your things

33:06

and stay where you're in the quest line. or you

33:08

can just reset your character to there's a button for

33:11

that you to start fresh. I'm. I'm

33:13

I do that I have not as that it's going

33:15

on is a lot of people who will be like.

33:17

This. Fucking sucks. What? Are you

33:19

gonna wipe already a board? Or just

33:21

reset? Oh. No, I moment that

33:23

we already snores into and I don't

33:26

want to get rid of my own

33:28

loot. We want everybody to reset like

33:30

you don't wanna fight in Atlanta Giants.

33:32

You. On ever by to start back at

33:34

Sticks and Stones because that's interesting. Early one

33:36

is always find because everyone's hungry for everything.

33:39

It light, light, I

33:41

don't care about money, as is that one little thing

33:44

that I'm hunting for. That one little enemy to kill

33:46

on every map. But. Early What? Every

33:48

screw. every wire is precious to me

33:50

and he some feeling you and taking

33:52

home and whites. Now.

33:55

and i don't i'm i think i think they

33:57

spend like the appropriate amount it should be about

33:59

five months which usually what they do roughly and

34:02

they don't and when they wipe Sometimes

34:05

this isn't always true and it's the but

34:07

they they usually come back with new Improvements

34:10

to the game like they just wiped, you know a

34:12

few months ago. They get big changes and improvements to

34:14

the game So that's that's that's one of the main

34:16

reasons they wipe. I don't know if

34:18

they intend to be a game. I Know

34:21

what they had they've said they intended to do I

34:23

don't know what the future is for Tarkov when they

34:25

finally go full release and it's no longer in beta

34:27

No longer early access if there

34:29

will I'm my guess would be I think they've said

34:31

it that there will be a Server with

34:33

wipes and a server without wipes and so maybe

34:35

you'd have a character on each Which

34:38

which would make sense, but

34:40

I would not one second to be Probably

34:44

the end of this year Honestly, because they

34:46

stopped selling the early edition the EOD version

34:48

of the game and they are very close

34:50

to having there's only one map So you

34:53

don't know this but on the starting screen

34:55

you get to choose which map you want to play on

34:58

When I first started they had all the map

35:00

names up there But you could only play on

35:02

like six or seven or something But

35:05

you could see that someday we'll play on lighthouse

35:07

and someday we'll play on terminal. We still can't

35:09

play on terminal That's the last one left. So

35:11

they've only got one more map to release So

35:14

they're generally quite close to the full release.

35:16

This isn't a big company either. I just

35:18

some Russian gaming company, right? Yeah,

35:20

there was actually a big financial report recently

35:23

released That's a bit damning and people are

35:25

saying it could it could cause

35:27

a lot of trouble for the game They they released the

35:29

arena apparently they banked heavily on that.

35:32

I don't know. What was it? You

35:35

didn't hear the noise. Maybe it was you maybe It

35:38

sounded like nails on the chalkboard Really

35:41

loud and nowhere. Sorry to everyone driving I

35:47

Think they lost a lot of money with the arena mode because

35:49

it's like dead on arrival Nobody's wanting to play it and they

35:51

spent a ton of money on it But

35:54

you could see with their financial records.

35:56

You could see how much money's been

35:58

pumped into the company how much money they made Make every

36:00

year what Nikita makes all

36:02

that stuff. They're based in London, I think but

36:05

they are a Russian company I'm

36:07

in a lot of money because of a read em on

36:11

Yes, they invested heavily in arena mode in

36:13

producing it and as well as taking it

36:15

to a lot of cons and a lot

36:18

of gaming conventions I think it's like

36:20

a million dollars when you go to one of those things

36:22

and have your game like And training you

36:24

have a yeah when they've

36:26

got those bit the banners and everybody

36:28

showing up to play it and they fly all the Creators

36:30

out and all that shit. I think they

36:33

baked heavily on it being successful and It's

36:35

not there's no reason to play that shit. There's

36:38

a nice arena. What is it like

36:40

the duty version? They tried to take like

36:42

search and destroy Counter-strike

36:44

sort of gameplay where you just go in

36:46

and you face off against another team of

36:48

four or five and we play best First

36:51

one to five wins or whatever like that sort of thing

36:54

They tried to do that with Tarkov clunky

36:56

mechanics and the thing about Tarkov clunky mechanics

36:58

is it works for a simulator? because

37:01

but but when you're running around arena mode you want to

37:03

be this light bouncy called duty guy or Apex

37:06

Legends guy or something like Halo something like

37:08

that That's just you don't want

37:10

to be fixing a heavy bleed with a tourniquet

37:13

and like looking at what kind of ammo your

37:15

gun has And worrying about if it can penetrate

37:17

their helmet like that's a different kind of game

37:19

I don't think I think it lost a

37:21

lot of money that with that. I hope it doesn't Spell

37:23

any any dark days for Tarkov.

37:26

Well, that sucks. I thought it

37:28

was like it's wildly successful, isn't it? Like it's

37:30

a real big game All right Maybe I just think

37:32

that because it's big in my world with you guys

37:34

they released how many so we know how many copies

37:36

they sold And I think 2020 or 2021 it was

37:38

a lot it was Look

37:42

a million copies or something. I can't remember what the numbers

37:44

were they were in that video I watched but it's been

37:46

a few days. I Wouldn't

37:48

say wildly successful. They should what the profits

37:51

were actually they should what they profited because

37:53

the servers are expensive to servers are wildly

37:55

expensive I didn't expect that What

37:58

really makes them blow up And put some

38:00

on your radar probably as a non-tar cuff

38:02

player if I didn't exist is the

38:05

twitch drops That's always there

38:07

this whoever came up with that idea

38:10

It's huge for any game to just give

38:12

away these free in-game items if you watch

38:14

a streamer Because then the entire front page

38:16

of twitch is nothing but Tarkov for days

38:18

How does it work like do they give

38:20

you a code during the stream and then

38:22

you go better? Now so

38:24

you link your twitch account to your Tarkov

38:27

account and and so then

38:29

it for every For every

38:31

certain amount of time you're watching the streamer who at

38:33

that time has the drops because not all of them

38:35

do it goes In ways you got to switch to

38:37

a streamer who does and what they'll do

38:39

is they'll host a guy who does when they're

38:41

done With their stream and everybody figures out who

38:43

they're gonna roll it over to so you just

38:45

open a monitor That's on to that streamer and

38:47

then you get a chrome extension that auto accepts

38:50

those to your account And you put it on

38:52

a laptop and you put it in another room

38:54

and you leave it on Days

38:59

and days and you get free loot for

39:01

days and days you free loot Yeah but but

39:03

but the end result for end result for a

39:05

battle state games is Their game is the hottest

39:07

thing on the fucking internet for a week and

39:09

lots of new players come in and buy copies

39:12

I used to um When I

39:14

had my you know, I go to Lake Hartwell and do my

39:16

paragliding for the weekend. I would bring a

39:19

laptop I would open it to a

39:21

twitch stream or do a Kyle said and then

39:23

I just leave and I'd come back that night

39:25

And I've got all this new shit. I earned

39:29

While I was gone totally afk. It's one thing

39:31

not only that That

39:34

Chrome extension also does all the

39:36

interactions with a streamers channel that

39:39

are possible I don't know much

39:41

about that stuff because I'm not

39:43

that nitty-gritty But you can accept like chance

39:45

the channel points and all the like all

39:47

that shit Any anything that

39:49

all the viewing hours where you get a crew

39:52

more points or like acumen's rewards,

39:54

whatever My guy on land

39:56

landmark if he sees me type of comment, I think

39:58

he's like, oh my god God it's that guy like

40:00

he doesn't need to see that it's my name because

40:03

it's got all sorts of stars and rainbows on it

40:05

from the The enormous amount of

40:07

viewing time. Are you heavily middled? Are you like

40:09

a North Korean general? And yeah Yes,

40:12

I must have 10 million golds to bet

40:15

when you comment You push everyone else out of

40:17

the comment section with all your stars and thumbs

40:19

up I want to chat which

40:22

channel points are funny there every bit is

40:24

worthless is reddit karma But somehow

40:26

just like reddit karma. I'm trying to

40:29

get more for no reason and I

40:32

was in Anton stream. I had 80,000 points and

40:37

I bet on him to survive a raid which

40:39

he Easily could

40:42

have you know, his guy is

40:44

loaded to bear every pocket is

40:46

full of goodies And

40:48

he's like well, maybe if I take on this one

40:50

before I'll upgrade the goodies

40:52

I have from mediums to highs or something like

40:55

and he wins Yeah And then

40:57

he does it like again and again and

40:59

again almost trying to find a reason to

41:01

die and I lost all 80,000

41:03

channel points. I'm still having back

41:05

bitch and I'm just like can

41:08

I transfer you my landmark town points? transferred

41:12

anton I

41:15

could prop you up Up

41:18

you get them out of the police in you're only

41:20

one bet away from being right back in it I

41:22

have like under water and points and like you said,

41:24

oh should I just make a 40,000 point bet? You

41:27

know get up to 90 the highest I've ever been Nope

41:31

where this is gonna turn around. This

41:34

is what they say about gambling I get it now This

41:38

was something that matters like money, but it'd

41:40

be so stressful well it's like I'm still

41:42

holding on to this little bit of a

41:44

grudge because he like Made

41:46

terrible decisions in game until he died

41:53

So that was the last time you'll be watching his

41:55

content that is not true I still watch I

42:00

need to I'm so excited for

42:02

age mythology to release and it's

42:04

gonna be this year that's gonna be so sick Hopefully

42:07

you'll jump in on that one a bit Kyle. I know you liked

42:09

it Yeah

42:23

Yeah, it is it's a little one I did play

42:25

a lot Yeah, I might

42:27

actually war hammer I think more

42:29

hammer hammer yeah Probably

42:32

maybe even a little bit too Yeah,

42:36

I don't I don't know what what games are coming out

42:38

this year I'm excited for Space Marine 2 That

42:41

looks great. It's a like 11 year

42:43

sequel to Space Marine 1 the Grags

42:45

really cool You play as an ultramarine

42:48

and you're doing you're just killing tyranids with

42:50

your chainsaw or this cool storyline. That looks

42:52

fun to me And

42:54

it's right up my alley with all that 40k lore

42:56

that I absorb as I as like that's what I

42:58

wind down to and then Go to sleep every night.

43:00

I play 40k lore and and and

43:02

it's just just learn about some made-up thing

43:05

that never happened It's

43:08

it's like it's just like

43:10

like reading the Silmarillion like you're just

43:12

learning about on lore and it's exactly

43:16

Dude, that's exactly what 40k is. It's

43:18

it's if Tolkien had

43:20

like 50 friends and they

43:22

all love broken yeah brilliance

43:26

So there's just so much dense lore

43:28

isn't there a problem with it of

43:30

like a lot of non-canon stuff Not

43:33

that not that that's a problem. It's just like so

43:35

a little bickering in the community of like they say

43:37

that Lord, you know

43:39

kubac of the green folk was this

43:42

but actually he did more like thousand

43:44

years later It's a bit like how

43:46

in the Bible you have different books

43:48

with with different interpretations of an event

43:50

that happened and The

43:52

same core things happened, but maybe Luke

43:55

cared more about how

43:58

the people were reacting to what happened and John

44:00

cared more about what Jesus said in

44:02

that moment. Mm-hmm. So you know, yeah,

44:04

yeah you get these I thought I

44:06

thought you'd get that one so there

44:08

these So it's like it's like that,

44:10

but there's also retcons

44:12

and ever-changing cannon The

44:15

Horus heresy which is like the central thing that

44:17

happened in the 40k universe that made things the

44:19

way they are where One of

44:21

the Emperor's 20 sons led about half of

44:23

them against him and a big civil war

44:25

that ripped the galaxy and the and the

44:28

human Imperium apart Those

44:30

books are just now coming out I guess

44:32

and like the the details about that are

44:34

being fleshed out so but but

44:37

there's tons of nitty-gritty lore because there's

44:40

Just thousands of years of made-up history there,

44:42

you know thousands of years of made-up

44:44

history that is densely packed with wars

44:46

This is never-ending war. That's their tagline

44:48

and it really is if you

44:50

get into it too much You you get a little

44:52

sad and depressed because you'll be like, you know

44:54

I thought eventually be like Star Wars and Luke

44:57

would get to retire somewhere. No, there will be

44:59

no retirement everyone fights

45:01

until it everyone fights until

45:03

they die and then the new guy takes

45:05

up their mantle to fight until he dies

45:07

and That is how it will always be.

45:09

That's just the way that that shit is well

45:12

on team What is

45:14

that the Emperor to humans or the

45:16

Empire right? The Imperium

45:19

of mankind Yes The

45:22

humans they're on a pretty good win streak in war

45:24

hammer, right? They are They

45:26

are they are surrounded from all sides

45:29

by by enemies Their enemies

45:31

are powerful and each one could destroy

45:33

them in a different way They're winning

45:35

right not as a galaxy the galaxy

45:37

is balanced on a knife's edge There's

45:39

a tyranny invasion but an intergalactic alien

45:41

threat It came from another galaxy and

45:43

so like now they're instead of approaching

45:45

from the side of the galaxy They're

45:47

coming from straight up below so they're

45:49

we're not able to defend them off

45:52

with our frontier systems anymore They're coming

45:54

straight for the the home systems

45:57

Weird that like I know war hammer

45:59

fantasy was first but then

46:01

like To

46:04

make Warhammer 40k a totally different universe

46:06

seems so strange to me It's like

46:08

why not just have it be the

46:10

future future and see world like so

46:12

it all ties together And

46:14

then you can be like look at the lizard

46:16

men in Warhammer 3 these guys will eventually be

46:18

the whatever the fucks The the old

46:20

are these are the old the old ones ever. Yeah,

46:23

like I think that would be cooler if they tied up Yeah,

46:25

I don't know. I Don't

46:28

know exactly why it would have

46:30

made more sense if they if they tied together

46:32

There's a new one years like Age of Sigmar

46:35

right isn't that like that? You know that Sigmar's

46:38

As far as I remember Sigmar is like the one

46:41

of the Emperor's or the or the great leaders

46:43

of the Imperium of mankind and the Fantasy world

46:45

he's pretty yeah, yeah part of the You've

46:49

got the hammer called Gollmerage right

46:51

Gollmerage Big magical

46:53

hammer, it's what war hammer is named after

46:56

like they're expanding that world now Like they're

46:58

they're newly doing more Age of Sigmar stuff.

47:00

I think Maybe so

47:02

I saw some new content come onto my feet, but

47:05

I don't I don't get into that stuff. It's that

47:07

stuff's lame I like this guy you like Well,

47:10

you're gonna shoot a pagbane bow while you ride

47:12

a fucking elk into battle get out of here

47:14

would elk I'm

47:17

all about the salamander following any of

47:19

this Yes,

47:23

if you don't know it the

47:26

Henry Cavill show I'm hoping we'll open that that

47:29

world up to a I don't

47:31

know Some

47:35

should just take too long for my tastes

47:38

like it feels like we were watching from three years

47:40

ago Is that season ever

47:42

coming out the next one? Oh My

47:45

god, who cares? Oh, that's you. I ain't watching the

47:47

war that that's the From is the show with the

47:49

black sheriff in the town that they're locked in and

47:51

the ghouls come out at night the one you addicted

47:54

Yes Three

47:58

episodes in I'm like, this is retarded And

48:01

then I think you're wrong. I think it was really good

48:03

for I

48:05

was so intrigued episodes. I was intrigued like

48:07

I was with lost I

48:09

was oh my god, so many big questions unanswered.

48:11

I have to know more Um,

48:14

it wore on me until I was very

48:16

disinterested with it. I'm pretty sure I watched

48:18

all that there is like a

48:20

lot of horror The

48:22

characters are too stupid to It

48:25

ruins it for me like yeah, yeah If

48:28

you're gonna go outside Into the

48:30

axe murderer's lair, then you deserve what you get.

48:32

You knew what you were doing and

48:35

that's It's

48:37

bad guys that can't run who

48:40

catch people all the time. What is happening

48:42

here? Yeah It's the

48:44

walking dead though, you know, like like like Fuck

48:48

man, the walking dead every time a walker

48:51

would sneak up on somebody in a forest

48:53

full of dead leaves and twigs Um,

48:56

you know, we've all been in the woods woods just

48:58

like that. I'm sure you can't sneak

49:01

up on fuck You

49:03

hear an acorn fall out of a tree 50 yards

49:06

away you hear limbs break You

49:09

know you you cannot be approached. It's almost where you

49:11

would want to be in a zombie apocalypse Like yeah,

49:13

we live in the we live in a tree house

49:15

in the forest. You can't get anywhere near as without

49:18

us hearing it There's leaves

49:20

but things would just we'd be having

49:22

a conversation about some arguing about shit

49:24

That doesn't matter having like a

49:26

drama argument with a woman Oh,

49:29

I just don't like the way you're

49:31

looking at andrea these days with her

49:33

gaping mouth. Well, I was just I

49:36

just thought I was gonna fly in there, honey. I

49:38

don't want nothing to do with andrea And

49:45

then like a ghoul has snuck who

49:47

has like Cripple cataracts

49:49

has snuck up on us through

49:51

the fucking underbrush and is on us

49:54

on us to the fact that and

49:56

nobody Nobody has

49:58

any kind of like self-defence like

50:01

body posturing, like you sneak up on me, my

50:03

hands are coming up and I'm like, I'm like

50:06

this, like I'm ready to like push or strike

50:08

or like pull you or like just run away.

50:10

I might have gloves and a jacket on, you

50:12

know, it's a level of bite protection, you know,

50:15

if I'm gonna be outside the walls. They're like,

50:17

they drop their hands straight by their side and

50:19

go like lip wrists for a while. And the

50:21

thing is like, there's no way you bite my

50:24

fucking throat. I've lived like this, I'd be nothing

50:26

but traps. No

50:28

way I'd let somebody get anywhere near my throat in

50:30

the hard times. I

50:33

call the, I call,

50:35

when I say hard times, I do this in

50:37

my private life with women a lot. What

50:40

I mean is like any future post-apocalyptic

50:43

scenario in which I can no longer

50:45

support you. What

50:48

I mean is like, if a girl has bad

50:50

eyesight, like, baby, you're not gonna be able to make it

50:52

in the hard times. Or if they're like

50:54

slow or they're easy to spook or scare. I mean,

50:56

I think there's right here. Yeah, well, I'll

50:58

get, in preparation for the hard times,

51:00

I'm gonna get those athletic wear goggles.

51:04

So that I can wipe the blood off those as

51:06

I kills on them. That'd be useful in the apocalypse

51:08

too. It would be. How

51:10

could you box without

51:13

any eyewear? Like, if you and I were in a

51:15

boxing match, do you think that I would have like

51:17

a big advantage being able to see? You

51:19

would have an unbelievable advantage. Like,

51:23

probably not great with a firearm either, huh? My

51:27

vision's so bad. Like, I had to. Oh, oh,

51:29

oh, oh. Tyler! Oh, oh,

51:31

oh. Zach switches. Oh! Like,

51:34

the thing's like. And

51:38

you're over there like. Tyler doesn't

51:40

know this happened. Kyle,

51:44

is that you? Yeah,

51:46

like, I could like, I'd see very

51:48

clearly your fist when it got to

51:50

like here. Did

51:53

you guys get fucked up too when Zach moved

51:55

us around? I was clearly in the wrong spot.

51:57

I'm like, please move us back quickly. Then

51:59

they know. Put me back on the bottom. I'm a bottom boy

52:04

The foundation Taylor I'm the foundation and I sit

52:07

right next to the guys you're the Atlas I

52:11

am the Sisyphus Pushing

52:13

the stone Tyler and Kyle and I are

52:15

the skinny chicks in the cheerleading squad. Yes

52:20

I catch you Yeah,

52:22

so no you if we got in a boxing match you

52:24

would have a insane advantage if I had to go

52:26

I only bring that up because I worry about you

52:29

now in the hard times I don't

52:31

know if you can be part of a squad the

52:33

prescription. I got like four pairs of glasses You're gonna

52:35

burn so easy, too That's

52:37

true. I will sunburn but that will

52:39

be a short-term problem if you burn for one

52:41

season, then you just have bad skin I

52:44

don't think we can afford the amount of protein

52:46

that we need to keep your physique on the

52:48

you know going I'm worried There's

52:50

not gonna be enough protein to go around. I mean, I've

52:52

got my way and I'm not sharing my I'm not sharing

52:54

my way Dude, that's

52:56

how we would get in an eventual

52:58

fight is being gains goblins You'd catch

53:00

me like a like a

53:02

gremlin eating eating dry protein Bro,

53:05

why does your breath smell like banana split?

53:09

I'm like, what are you talking about? Survivors

53:18

have hardened a shipping container somehow to keep

53:20

themselves safe You guys are pulling that gate

53:22

down in front of the GNC We

53:28

can steal the protein from our compatriots we don't

53:30

need them anyway We're so strong and then we

53:33

we take over the group. That's that's how it's always worked

53:36

Strong men become chieftains and we rule

53:38

with an iron fist Man,

53:40

that means you got to be fun to be the

53:42

chieftain and so terrible to not I

53:45

don't think that's true. I don't think of this chief that

53:47

is strong. I think of him as wise and often old

53:51

I think you can be like a Genghis

53:53

Khan or an Attila the Hun style chieftain

53:55

where it's like I'm gonna do

53:57

what Attila says because he just crucified that

53:59

guy for for like smirking at him.

54:01

Yeah, if you're gonna be the guy you've got to

54:03

kill the guy that that was there before right? That's

54:06

the only way it's happening. He's not gonna be like

54:08

and that's just Kyle is my successor I'm going to

54:10

go off and retire on Wait with

54:12

the zombie apocalypse right? No, I'm gonna stay in

54:14

charge and then I'm gonna kill him. I have

54:16

to choke him out The Vans like Genghis Khan.

54:19

He couldn't have been the toughest person in all of

54:21

Asia That certainly isn't how Native

54:23

Americans did it He

54:25

had a very interesting ruling style like like he

54:28

was very tolerant of other religions I

54:30

learned like one of the things that seems

54:32

commonplace then as you would go someplace if they worship

54:35

some silly God you just kill them all in honor

54:37

of your God but Genghis was like no,

54:39

no, no just just send your 10% your

54:41

warriors to come fight for me and pay your tides and be

54:44

a Mongolian like me and like

54:46

I don't care space man in the

54:48

sky sure Jesus Two

54:51

syllables. Okay. Sure do that. He did

54:53

he genuinely didn't care about when he

54:55

was slighted He was like there was

54:58

that one Situation where I

55:00

think he had sent like emissaries or someone

55:02

to go talk to a city If

55:04

they may have killed the emissaries or something

55:07

like that. I think he boiled

55:09

those people alive or something He'd do crazy.

55:11

He had crazy execution sometimes that were that

55:14

were just meant to instill fear I'm pretty sure

55:16

he boiled those people alive. I

55:18

wouldn't put it past him. He was it's Losing

55:21

the Genghis Khan with resistance was the

55:23

worst thing you could think of but

55:25

giving up to Genghis Khan was actually really

55:27

good thing, you know, they probably wipe out

55:30

your leadership and everyone else would take over

55:32

they'd be a meritocracy there's some like Awokeness

55:35

to the new leadership style. I think

55:37

you get new technology. Maybe maybe

55:39

they bring He just

55:41

made it a really nice man. I'm going to him

55:45

Yeah, he did. I mean that's like That

55:47

was a common like warfare tactic is

55:50

like when you invade a land you

55:53

You are brutal to the first

55:55

town or two that you encounter

55:57

like unbelievably ruthless and then the

55:59

third You show up to they're

56:01

all expecting the same and then you throw out

56:03

a hey We can skip this whole thing But

56:06

you know this dude who's my Mongol buddy he's in charge

56:08

of all of you now and they're like, all right We're

56:10

in like it. Okay, like

56:13

what you're in charge mister. Mr. White my

56:15

history teacher in 10th grade taught me this And I don't know

56:17

if it's true or not because he lied to me about the

56:19

Spartans but he said that

56:21

the the Hittites would go to

56:23

a new city that they intended to conquer

56:25

and In tow

56:27

with them they would have these cages of

56:30

people from the last city and

56:32

they would break their arms and legs and stuff them

56:34

into a crate that they would never fit into otherwise

56:36

and They would display

56:38

those crates full of screaming mangled people

56:42

These are the people from the last city. They

56:45

also did not want to surrender This

56:48

is Dave. He's from the city before hey

56:56

They got me I took it from that guy

57:01

So you would have this like Binary decision

57:03

well, I could be like Dave and just work

57:05

with the Hittites and become maybe maybe they call

57:07

me a Hittite from now On myself, maybe I

57:09

have to speak a different tongue or maybe have

57:11

to pay a tax Or I

57:14

could fight and if they win I end

57:16

up mangled in that crate maybe as like

57:18

an example for the next city Yeah

57:21

No, that's true or not. But it's I bet

57:23

it's true the Romans crucified like

57:26

Spartacus and his guys all of them.

57:29

Yeah, how many was it? Is it

57:31

there were thousand? It was

57:33

a lot there. There was a way bigger force

57:35

than that at one point and

57:37

they were causing a huge the first and second

57:39

rebellions, I don't think we're very successful, but I

57:41

think Spartacus was the third rebellion and They

57:45

were really doing a good job until

57:47

Until the Roman military showed up Crucified

57:50

yeah along a 130 mile stretch

57:53

of the road dude the Roman

57:55

legionaries came to play Like

57:58

they they came to that game. Seven

58:00

Mentality Absolute domination. The

58:03

the New Imagine the melody that I then

58:05

light like six thousand and. Six.

58:08

Thousand. Along. One hundred and

58:10

three miles. Out, I can't exactly

58:12

picture how frequent that is that there's

58:14

a man. Nail. To across on

58:16

the side of the road? Yeah I asked.

58:18

Thousand: Four hundred miles. One

58:21

Hundred. It's like one every fifty feet,

58:23

roughly. I. Think. So.

58:25

You would you'd be smelling.

58:28

Dead bodies, The entire lousy. A hundred

58:30

miles. Hundred. Miles Five,

58:32

right? About twenty thousand feet. Yeah.

58:36

Divided. By six thousand One

58:38

and read sounds: Nine hundred

58:40

feet is Nine hundred Feet.

58:43

That's. Different than fifty. That. Is but

58:45

it's still not high enough. You'll have a I'm

58:47

sure there's always one on like you can turn

58:49

around and see both. Think it's

58:51

the same. you can't see your buddies, the

58:53

Eula it those that have that's days. After

58:57

effects of it's the others have

58:59

saved. He was a survivor. There

59:01

exists a drug dog you. Fight.

59:06

Other. States in

59:09

many I can be submitted a

59:11

gave me bets are critically Sussex

59:13

nerves move that is. Yeah I

59:16

got a limited as be reading

59:18

real. Summon. Up Horrible Horrible.

59:21

Like tortures are fake or

59:23

just someone's imagination is never

59:25

thing that happened. Crucifix.

59:28

In the fuck people up with

59:30

that other yeah, We're. Still

59:32

do where Isis fighters was crucified christians

59:34

couple years ago. Lots of them. Near.

59:39

The. Crew: Cel. Mai.

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Cg covered getting my house isis or

59:43

like the worst you know I don't

59:45

like me either. I don't care of

59:47

town, I care if people hate me

59:49

for the subsidy, if the afraid. I

59:52

do have eyes as an Ioc about

59:54

fucking propaganda embrace dances I just I'm

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on my Us we. want

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to my mil channels that I watched like popped

1:00:01

up with this video like Ukrainian

1:00:04

snipers the best in the world and

1:00:06

it's like these brave Ukrainian snipers are

1:00:10

What is who were the who were supposedly the bad

1:00:12

guys over there for like not bad

1:00:14

any ins? No, no, no the

1:00:16

other conflict Hamas. They are Hamas is

1:00:18

what was that? Ukrainians, I

1:00:21

thought I said Israelis but but if I

1:00:23

meant Israelis But just

1:00:25

on and on like sucking Israel's dick and I

1:00:28

was like the comments have there has to be

1:00:30

somebody here Who's like, I don't

1:00:32

know. It seems like this aren't those the snipers that kneecap

1:00:34

children Hit

1:00:38

a six-year-old kneecap from 800 yards away In

1:00:44

a hospital working to treat people and they

1:00:46

shoot nurses through the window Yeah,

1:00:49

it's like that nurse had a knife in

1:00:51

her hand what he's standing over a body

1:00:54

Now he couldn't he was outside and he

1:00:56

looks in through a window and he sees

1:00:58

this goo That was a patient wearing a

1:01:00

mask helpful that though. First

1:01:02

of all, the woman's wearing a mask. What was that

1:01:05

about? Surgery

1:01:08

it's a sort of razor knife a box

1:01:10

cutter when have we seen those used before?

1:01:13

9-11 9-11 never forget and she's

1:01:15

standing over a child. So they

1:01:18

blew bomb the hospital And

1:01:21

I know that that child was already hurt while

1:01:24

she was doing that because I shot him too

1:01:27

That's that look at his kneecap obliterated

1:01:31

Trying to avoid like all the violent

1:01:33

clips But like just on Twitter randomly

1:01:35

like all scroll and it'll be like

1:01:37

some kid getting sniped and it's like

1:01:39

what like Why is this being

1:01:41

served to me? I didn't click on that like

1:01:45

Death content in my feed. Yeah,

1:01:47

I think I think I saw something about

1:01:50

a ceasefire coming up for six weeks ceasefire

1:01:52

in exchange For 40 or 42 hostages. So

1:01:54

at least they're gonna they're gonna basically

1:01:56

they're gonna stop beating that guy outside the bar up

1:01:58

and somebody's gonna check on I

1:02:01

don't think they're doing well. I think they've lost a tremendous

1:02:04

amount of their population and all of

1:02:06

their infrastructure I know the Palestinians. Yeah.

1:02:09

Yeah. Yeah, I think They bid

1:02:11

off more than they could chew They were

1:02:13

doing so well before this to like what they were they

1:02:16

were they were good. They were day. They had a good day

1:02:18

They were doing better as it

1:02:21

like they had like buildings

1:02:23

and stuff, which is a big part of life

1:02:26

Having buildings buildings. Yeah being able to

1:02:28

go inside Well now that

1:02:30

look now now they get to get to introduce

1:02:32

for to something from the first world called van

1:02:35

life We

1:02:37

can all a whole bunch of Toyota Tacoma's oh wait,

1:02:39

we probably already did Let

1:02:42

them drive around have a good time. It's just camping

1:02:44

now. Yeah, that one's rough I don't I

1:02:46

don't I don't I don't like that. I

1:02:48

can't look at it, you know I Must

1:02:53

just the facts. I'm like, yeah They

1:02:55

should go in there and get those bad guys out of

1:02:57

there Like I'm all for that if there's bad guys in

1:02:59

there then tend to like invade Israel again and

1:03:01

kill people again And we really need to get those

1:03:03

bad guys out of there. Oh, it's

1:03:05

just been months of them bombing those

1:03:07

cities sort of indiscriminately It's clearly like

1:03:09

art. Maybe not indiscriminately. They're hitting the

1:03:11

targets They want to hit but with

1:03:14

zero regard for who else is there

1:03:16

collective punishment is the strategy not the

1:03:18

accident It's a but some feature not

1:03:20

a bug. It's going according to plan

1:03:22

like they're trying to Scare

1:03:24

them out of that region so they

1:03:26

can do it I want the

1:03:28

population to not like the hermas leadership,

1:03:31

right and everyone's like Hamas was elected What was

1:03:33

that like 20 years ago? Like I guess

1:03:35

they were six 06

1:03:38

you say so again going on 20 years.

1:03:41

Yeah. Yeah, so I Just

1:03:43

don't know how responsible we should hold the current population

1:03:45

It isn't Palestine like the youngest

1:03:47

nation on the planet or one of them Most

1:03:50

of the people living there kids how many of them voted for

1:03:52

Hamas? Like now many of them

1:03:54

I can vote As

1:03:57

many today 18 years ago They

1:04:00

do this thumb print so yeah,

1:04:02

so anyway for that yeah

1:04:07

Yeah, it's pretty awful over there. I'm

1:04:09

still team Ukraine. I know not

1:04:12

everyone But I'm team

1:04:14

leave Eastern Europe to their own devices. I don't

1:04:16

know what goes on over there. I don't want

1:04:18

to know you drop drop Where

1:04:21

does Eastern Europe end where they

1:04:23

start putting? Umlauts and

1:04:25

Z's in my common names

1:04:28

I have a land Western Russia is

1:04:30

Eastern Europe Russia's in Europe Moscow's Europe.

1:04:32

I think Are we

1:04:34

yeah, are you closer to Western Russia or Eastern

1:04:36

Russia right now? What do you? It

1:04:43

wraps around you know yeah all the

1:04:45

way to Alaska That's

1:04:51

what they should do to win this flat-earth earthers

1:04:53

they just haven't walked from Alaska to fucking England

1:04:56

like Wrap

1:04:59

all things you get into I'm so fascinated

1:05:01

by the flat earth thing You're definitely closer

1:05:03

to Eastern Russia than Western Russia because Alaska's

1:05:05

way Like

1:05:07

there's no reason to lie about the shape of the earth.

1:05:10

What do you gain from it? Like

1:05:13

I don't get it clicks on YouTube

1:05:15

for feigning An incredibly ignorant

1:05:17

position because half the people want to believe in

1:05:19

the other half want to correct you That's what

1:05:21

I think that's what I think they're just I've

1:05:23

always been dating There

1:05:25

are some people who? Look

1:05:28

and people don't nobody talks about the fact

1:05:30

that a lot of people are really dumb

1:05:32

like really stupid like Really

1:05:35

stupid like you can't have a conversation with

1:05:37

them Those people are easily convinced

1:05:39

if you tell them look they don't want you to

1:05:41

know this they think they don't think you're smart

1:05:43

enough For this and they're like we've

1:05:45

been telling me that in my whole life. I would

1:05:47

smart to know things This is like yeah, it's a

1:05:50

factory gym like just push the button, but

1:05:52

they think there's a big conspiracy that If

1:05:55

I knew the world was flat, I'd have done so much

1:05:57

with my life I

1:06:00

didn't know it was so easy just to go to the other end

1:06:02

of the map. That's what was holding

1:06:04

me back. That's what held me back my whole

1:06:06

life. Gravity. The belief in

1:06:08

gravity has held me back. And

1:06:10

there's a lot of people with mental illness who

1:06:13

are quick to believe that maybe the

1:06:15

birds are spying on them or they're being

1:06:18

gangstalked. There's a lot of

1:06:20

mental illnesses that as

1:06:24

a feature of that mental illness, you're

1:06:26

very self-important. You're like, oh, it's

1:06:29

all about me. They're watching me. They're after me.

1:06:31

And then you never stop to think, what's so

1:06:33

fucking special about you that anyone cares what you're

1:06:35

fucking doing, bro? Are you involved with any secret

1:06:37

societies? Do you have the thumb drive? You

1:06:40

know, you have the Zelensky files. You got the

1:06:42

Donald Trump pee tapes. Then no one cares. No

1:06:45

one cares. Like, if you're just

1:06:47

a normal guy, no one is watching. No one cares

1:06:49

what you're up to. Yeah,

1:06:52

the feds are not investing huge

1:06:54

amounts of money to spy on

1:06:56

a schizophrenic person living in

1:06:59

subsidized housing. You know, that's

1:07:01

the whole premise of a

1:07:03

great Mel Gibson

1:07:05

movie called Conspiracy Theories. He

1:07:08

is a whack job conspiracy theorist who's always

1:07:10

bothering his local, like, Tribune news reporter with

1:07:13

like, you've got to look at this. These

1:07:15

are the files. This proves it all.

1:07:17

Everything I've been. And so he's also safeguarded

1:07:19

his apartment. It's like a Faraday cage, which

1:07:22

is like he used aluminum oil and other

1:07:25

things to block out electromagnetic signals coming

1:07:27

in or going out. He's

1:07:29

got the apartment rigged so that like he can burn

1:07:31

his hard drives with a single flick of a button,

1:07:33

that sort of thing. But he doesn't

1:07:35

have anything because he's a whack job. Who's just

1:07:37

on the Internet learning thing until.

1:07:41

Then he gets one right. Get one

1:07:43

right. And that triggers a whole like,

1:07:45

like Patrick Stewart is like the CIA

1:07:47

black coat who's coming in. Like, how do

1:07:50

you know? How do you know what

1:07:52

you know? And he's like, ha ha ha. And they're torturing

1:07:54

him and stuff, trying to get it out of him. It's

1:07:56

a fun movie. And he plays a good schizophrenic. We're

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