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show Back to the Future. Literally everyone

0:47

thinks that best days are behind them

0:49

says at times radio survey but what

0:51

decade from the past was the best

0:53

o Seven French Spies can't be caught

0:56

it naughty traps because their wives already

0:58

know they're playing away. Course it is

1:00

a French and bridges over troubled waters.

1:02

What is generations that think of returning

1:04

giant knickers Queen Bridget Jones lock? It's

1:07

a paper cuts We read the papers

1:09

so you don't have to. right?

1:16

Let's meet the raise My did panelists

1:18

op at the crack of dawn so

1:20

hack their way she that newsprint jungle

1:22

today. Hello to writer of Conscious Say

1:24

and and more. Get it's over Katiecouric

1:26

and woman who just woke up like

1:28

this apparently Holly It's always good morning

1:30

Holly. Is It's hard to believe

1:33

Akhavan have fresh faced and well

1:35

put together I'm fat those listing

1:37

that's. That's not true. That

1:39

sparkling building. Absolutely sparkling. And hello

1:41

to Comedian Boris Johnson. Media consultant

1:44

and uncontrollable cheese feed Marcus Brigstocke

1:46

good morning Hello thank you for

1:48

describe him is raised. What

1:52

day is this year? The fact that I

1:54

can't remember how you describe me from four

1:56

seconds. Indication that

1:58

it was wrong. We get. earlier and

2:00

we work hard for the listeners. Right, what have

2:02

we got on the front pages? Holly, you have

2:04

got the broadsheets, you've got all the fun stuff.

2:06

Holly I have. So the

2:09

big story that the Telegraph, the

2:11

Guardian and the Times are all

2:13

leading with is this

2:15

Israel-Iran story. So Biden has

2:17

just declared, President Biden has

2:19

just declared, ironclad support for

2:21

Israel amid renewed fears of an attack

2:23

from Iran. Alan There are reasons to believe that

2:25

Iran is looking at attacking Israel. Yes,

2:28

so American intelligence agencies believe

2:30

that Iran, one of its

2:32

proxy groups, so Hezbollah in

2:34

Southern Lebanon, or Houthis in Yemen,

2:37

are on the brink of

2:39

attacking Israel. This will

2:41

be a retaliation for an Israeli

2:43

bombing of the Iranian consulate in

2:46

Syria earlier this month.

2:48

And yet all the intelligence suggests that

2:50

this is a very real potentially imminent

2:52

threat. The Telegraph says Biden warns Iran

2:55

not to attack Israel. President vows ironclad

2:57

support for ally as sources report imminent

2:59

assaults likely. The Guardian

3:01

has Biden to close ironclad support

3:04

for Israel amid fears of Iran attack.

3:06

And the Times is going with sickness

3:09

claims rise hits Tory heartlines. Alan

3:11

Right, that's a bit of a strange one, isn't it? Holly

3:13

Yes, so apparently incapacity benefit is up

3:15

by third in affluent areas. So

3:18

yeah, people are claiming more sickness benefits.

3:20

Alan That's kind of interesting, considering I thought

3:22

it was the work-shy-shaking poor who are all

3:24

going on the sick. It's not upstanding

3:27

conservative voters. Alan Well, it

3:29

might be the increasing price

3:31

of olive oil and

3:33

the knock on effect that that has on focaccia.

3:37

I know several of my family have had

3:39

to register as unwell when they found out

3:41

quite how much a bottle of virgin olive

3:43

oil and therefore focaccia was going to cost.

3:45

Alan It's very much the crisis we're not

3:47

talking about. Alan Well, you know,

3:49

a lot of people's suffering goes unnoticed and

3:51

here we all are. Alan Yes, absolutely. And

3:53

you've also got the eye, which has a

3:55

slightly more parochial and in

3:58

some ways cheering story. Things

4:00

are looking up according to the Iss

4:02

has labor plans to six you take

4:04

buses with public ownership assailing services so

4:07

he might be able to get from

4:09

a to be in less than four

4:11

hours in a nazi to since he

4:13

to have to be really really great

4:15

Am is has parties hours to results

4:17

Bus crisis bisected Li nationalizing services incest

4:20

term of office shudder Transport Secretary Louise

4:22

Hayes has time create or save thirteen

4:24

hundred. Buses be really great just as

4:26

the infrastructure being sunk similarly less terrible

4:29

at least one area would would improve

4:31

all of our lives because I'm a

4:33

severe edge as I can remember before

4:35

the buses to be regulated and yes

4:38

actually could do that. Strange did Oak

4:40

Wonderful blue remembered hills world where for

4:42

like a couple of quid I could

4:44

get into Liverpool and bucket m part

4:47

I'd like to apologize to listeners for

4:49

this full blown communist regime. Socialism:

4:53

a small side. So

4:55

dumb man, south Mrs. Other reds

4:57

down the about rise by boss

4:59

absolutely be lazy and vegetable on

5:01

a healer asserts Marcus you've got

5:03

the tabloids. Pacific I have one,

5:05

I've got the mail so they've

5:08

got in xavi sexy person pricing

5:10

themselves, concessions as a sex addict,

5:12

net in in, in and dismissing

5:14

the new new new new new.

5:16

And then you know if it's

5:19

in any way accurate describes the

5:21

absolute tsunami of destruction that sex

5:23

addiction on leashes on. The people

5:25

who have a to ninety one who

5:27

encountered them but still net and then

5:30

and now is really weird thing to

5:32

sell as light of could this. This

5:34

is a the as a gym of that and Michael

5:36

Fassbender some same and ever was like oh my god

5:38

he had that he and. He says his

5:40

second that never got. A while like how titillated

5:43

and ever flooded it to the cinema to.

5:45

Discover it was a to how

5:47

his with desperately depressing can really

5:49

were here expecting segni social mass

5:51

murderer a dismal all right he

5:53

said as a non desperately. Normal.

6:00

Well I could change if I saw

6:02

the other main headlines. Yeah yeah yeahs

6:04

China is flooding Britain with spikes. Stamps

6:06

was on yet Chinese flooding Britain with

6:09

sites them says i'm patty Blacks of

6:11

the collectible one always know is no

6:13

is when you get a normal letter

6:15

to your letterbox have a look at

6:18

it and seek is a lot of

6:20

them. a Nazi Chairman mouse. I

6:22

do. Find this really bizarre as

6:24

a as a destabilizing tactical votes

6:26

are you know or I'm. Perhaps

6:29

gullible enough but I believe that China

6:31

or is waging a sort of assault

6:33

on many fronts as is rusher and

6:36

perhaps this is just one of that's

6:38

where they all point determined in the

6:40

mail that this is led by the

6:42

Chinese Communist Party or at least done

6:44

with the knowledge the Chinese Communist Party

6:46

whereas I think is probably a blog

6:48

somewhere outside Beijing going Moscow Princess or

6:50

know how to make these obviously the

6:52

Daily Mail readership is perhaps a bit

6:55

more mature the deal and I think

6:57

put based on so bit more. Maybe

6:59

they still think that you look stamps on

7:01

the back baby. That's what mind controlled drugs

7:03

from Beijing on the back of the stamps.

7:06

I think you know perfectly well that there's

7:08

someone in this room. say not so far

7:10

away. From Us

7:12

as you may be willing to

7:15

identify themselves as someone is still

7:17

Lake Stamps know. I

7:20

can probably count on one hand the number

7:22

of times as used to stand in the

7:24

last two decades. As it last I might

7:26

have been since was maybe an internship I

7:29

had to apply for with a letter and

7:31

I thought I really don't know. Besides that

7:33

I don't send Christmas cards sorry. But

7:36

it it just to me it seems like

7:38

a really really weird offensive like intense kind

7:40

of international espionage decide equipment breaking into an

7:43

awesome leaving the stapler. Yeah, it's like sitting

7:45

around, but as he can. Now the

7:47

sun's ring of steed suge crack

7:49

down at national cops under cover

7:51

in rice crowd. Now my hope

7:53

with the under cover policing at

7:56

the Grand National this year's is

7:58

that two coppers com. Guys

8:00

does. Take

8:03

part in the rice now. I

8:05

genuinely think this would be fantastic.

8:07

It's for national morale. I think

8:09

it would stop China Russia in

8:11

their tracks if two coppers in

8:13

a plan so horse self round

8:15

the entrance is proceeding to normally

8:17

direction. Or

8:19

fetches bros and as I. Would rather

8:21

see let the entire guy national replace that some

8:23

a morally. Defensible. been a police officer the

8:25

idea that not necessarily to kill as muslims

8:27

it's a machine little at a whole since

8:30

know. That I need Sensitive we

8:32

have been facing clearly Lexington Wholesome

8:34

Racing and. Swell up on a while. the

8:36

method of local outside the ones the ones in a

8:38

manner of a kebab shop. sober up and saw the

8:40

pumps my most get Roman camera over the you know

8:42

the Melling Paso one of his we'll see how they

8:45

are are the ones that can't make eight when he

8:47

just wasn't into famous as kind of the just to

8:49

smash them with isn't fun to just pull a blue

8:51

screen around. Horses

8:54

are now the staff Proud to love

8:56

animals. So proud in fact been or

8:58

even covering the Grand National. Now.

9:04

Do you miss the good old days when

9:06

you're young, full of energy and on award

9:09

out after twenty nine year old like you

9:11

are now the tri city Southern might sorry

9:13

you feel And it seems that everybody does

9:15

think the past was better than the presence.

9:17

Half of people think they will never again

9:19

leave. Their best life says a survey four

9:22

times already have in Food the Times tell

9:24

coincidence the Over Seven Seas think the sixties

9:26

with grace on the under Thirty six the

9:28

turn of the Millennium was the best. I

9:30

was the Millennium bug that brother signals Marcus

9:33

was go it all. the intimacy. Citizens always

9:35

smooth. Amazing is going on is that

9:37

the times have gone there photograph for

9:39

long as the good old days so

9:41

do most people poll shows This is

9:43

a huge picture of Boris Johnson with

9:46

both of these ghastly sums up in

9:48

front of for Union Jacks as if

9:50

people pining for the past the good

9:52

old English see thousand and Nine. Is

9:55

usually when when when when are

9:58

you are you habitually. The

10:00

light to to to the country

10:02

are no no read almost none

10:04

of the brief so I was

10:07

given if you're pining for that

10:09

and Usb is that. Such

10:12

a man choice of photograph over

10:14

what is quite an interesting it

10:16

is descended into his study into

10:18

different, presumably over seventies. A most

10:20

likely to think the sixties were

10:22

truly swinging. Ah, those were tears

10:24

by the so my parents saw

10:26

my mom's about to be eighty,

10:28

my dad's in his eighties. Undies.

10:30

If so then the sixties such as

10:32

just passed them by really and most

10:35

to them I see, maybe skiset bullshit

10:37

and know, but yeah they should appoint.

10:39

For the six it's a third of

10:41

people over old think the sixties and

10:43

seventies were better than today. I

10:46

mean in some regards I do. but then

10:48

I was a small child is as simple

10:50

as I thought. oh this is all a

10:52

kind of the subject. They were Grace because

10:54

I was a child. What he? It's just

10:56

that they would say that can said we've

10:59

had a thirty year forty year die of

11:01

the seventies were the worst thing ever. Pockets

11:03

unions, the collapse of the country Csir nearly

11:05

out of get out to who supposedly all

11:07

this of the episode elements that kids that

11:09

much as be the David Bowie upper seventies

11:11

effect. Yes, I think I

11:14

think it's that us in the

11:16

seventies has become cool because we've

11:18

managed to rose tinted details like

11:20

as a child standing outside a

11:22

pub in January Walla Walla bottom

11:24

of Fun to was passed out

11:27

the window in a bag of

11:29

Sicily your own crisps. again hats

11:31

assault or I can tell the

11:33

labor market needs of I came.

11:37

Out in the Crisps and Find

11:39

of Songs. I

11:42

can one. Pallets mess all the you

11:44

can retire This year has dried up

11:46

and put it on your own. crisps.

11:48

only sixteen percent think it was better

11:51

In the fifties was gave birth to

11:53

the boom generation, falling to only four

11:55

percent for the ones who missed the

11:58

wartime forces. Now holy ghost. Hey

12:00

it's a my take is Iraq in

12:02

the nineteen forties could have been really

12:04

into a pole and a very specific

12:06

circumstances say I'll say I would want

12:08

to be a woman that and so

12:11

when be drafted none of that he

12:13

reads in a all of these jobs

12:15

and sunday become available t as a

12:17

genocide make a killing an an ulcer

12:19

this as a research for like I

12:21

as I think puffins about me up

12:23

like happiness is relatives and like the

12:25

now with unsaturated would say mean from

12:27

all sides I next greens sugar everything

12:29

and when everything. Was kind of strips

12:31

bass him into any little injection of happiness

12:33

was felt like a hundred fold under his

12:36

legs were such to say that people and

12:38

more time when much less stressed just as

12:40

everything with said extremes. why would you sweat

12:42

the small stuff both of us decayed police

12:45

in in history or for me because I

12:47

would I would really help leaves. It's a

12:49

bit in the thirteen fifties, another. Hot

12:51

not want another have suffered so much

12:53

to say like moses. Of links been

12:56

in a know said this is immediately

12:58

placed black death last six months of

13:00

free lance a season isn't crumbling and

13:02

again lots of the women also assuming

13:04

will trade city go and early. He

13:06

did very well. Chris yeah cover of

13:09

shape of your are you apps and

13:11

exactly And the most useless hypothetical is

13:13

that would have some be very well

13:15

in any situation. Besides don't I'm currently

13:17

an average it to Jones. Now

13:22

it's been a steamy wiki. The news that

13:25

Dick pics of it's like a conservative policy

13:27

what's up groups As hapless Mp Will, he

13:29

bragged allowed himself to be hostile to to

13:31

sharing lots of products so numbers with the

13:33

mysterious Charlie and Abby. I'll be the kids

13:35

at Abbey to this Obviously no such problems

13:37

in. France land of ooh la la

13:39

However French spies are immune to honey

13:42

top schemes as their wives already know

13:44

that having affairs from says M I

13:46

Six reveals that says the mail forces

13:48

realize that generous but mile by entering

13:51

into illicit relationships of friends spies is

13:53

not worth. Go ahead my wife ordered

13:55

you those as a standard reply accordance

13:57

with and since his decadent and. making

14:00

of secret agents which examined the French

14:02

spy agency, the directorate General Alford external

14:04

security. I'm not even allowed to pronounce

14:06

it. Holly, the French

14:09

really understand the art of living don't they? Yes,

14:11

so an anonymous agent said that Soviet

14:13

Union defectors spoke about the French paradox

14:15

which was the phenomenon that if you

14:17

tell the Frenchman that we're the mistress

14:19

we've caught you red-handed it just didn't

14:21

work. This reminds me a lot of

14:23

the French paradox regarding food and

14:25

like some contrast we could really learn from. If

14:27

you have a little and often approach to treats

14:30

you're less likely to binge when like a buffet

14:32

comes along. So I think this is the trap

14:34

that our MPs have really

14:36

fallen into like they're clearly not having a

14:38

good time the rest of the time leaving them far

14:40

more vulnerable. It's our

14:42

self-denying Anglo-Saxon whereas the French would

14:45

just plunge in. Yeah, just have like a

14:47

little bit of red wine every day, a little bit of

14:49

butter and a little bit of extra marital

14:51

shacking and you'll be immune. The assumption

14:53

however is that all the spies are male. What

14:55

about the femme fatale or le widow noir don't

14:57

they get black males? Again,

15:00

different attitudes. Yeah, different attitudes

15:03

and also I mean like I've never

15:05

heard of a male honey trap and I

15:07

think that like I feel like we've had

15:09

killing Eve. I'd be fascinated to see like

15:12

a male equivalent of that. Like

15:14

could a man do it? Could a man be

15:16

that seductive? James Bond does it but his shagging

15:18

isn't to do with like the case really. It's

15:20

usually kind of irrelevant, often gets in the way.

15:22

Yeah, James Bond

15:24

is a pretty misogynistic figure isn't he? It's

15:27

a sexist punishment and conquest and all the

15:29

rest of it, you know, it's very, in

15:31

flooding the way of looking at women was

15:33

pretty horrible. You know what, we'll know

15:35

feminism has worked when we have more male

15:37

spies because by default that will mean we

15:40

have more female leaders and

15:42

therefore that opens the door for

15:44

you know the male spies. That's why Judy Tenter

15:46

was the best em, I think. Marcus, how should

15:48

the Russians go about black-bailing a French spy? Should

15:50

they photograph a meeting against us or something? Well,

15:54

I don't think they'll have any luck.

15:56

I mean my favourite quote from this,

15:58

there's obviously um... Didn't regimen

16:01

says month. Go ahead. Purity knows

16:03

about. My

16:05

favorite is this this this of add

16:07

on to that where they say go

16:10

ahead Sure she'll understand This is wow

16:12

that's that's far more arrogant than she

16:14

already knows. I'm getting away with this

16:16

nerds who came to get it, but

16:18

the must be some ways of blackmail

16:21

a friend spy. What is that? Well

16:23

they did there definitely is. you prove

16:25

they haven't got Mr since it is

16:27

a musty like that. Is that why.

16:30

Doesn't use force them to make a proper

16:32

capacity. At agreement that

16:34

they worked weekends, there is a yes

16:37

or over lunch. Speaking

16:54

of headline sale the on the dome of

16:56

newspapers a mess ancestors scale the only

16:58

the Spring this the smartest than those

17:00

punters to excel semis Everyday we scoured the

17:02

papers a great headlines. what have you

17:04

got to that. Okay, so the

17:06

Sun that has that kind of adorable

17:09

story is about a black he's set

17:11

up with the negativity other his name

17:13

is cool Tresor Really aware that there.

17:15

Was some some anti Trevor minutes?

17:17

Anyway, he sets up a support

17:19

group for himself and other tresses

17:22

he says then blink, sitting keeps

17:24

and swiss headline is that's clever,

17:26

Trust us. Or isolate.

17:28

Yes, lines. Pun they'll pop

17:31

different from or something a third time of

17:33

Donald of is either says there are different

17:35

rather forever Obama said his pages we had

17:37

a story. About Professor Green and his

17:39

fiance, the actress Tweener Mcadams has

17:42

quietly and into that five year

17:44

relationship. Headline is snare school the

17:46

whole thing prof. Us for I

17:48

think that's pretty good that the at not

17:50

that although think prospects of innocence. We have

17:52

a story about how Sasson has gone

17:55

sit still mad and with the race

17:57

at coming up. That's also says like.

17:59

Cool. Versions of like football tops i'm

18:01

sorry as he can tell I'm not

18:03

a sport that the football close. To

18:06

us are becoming more fashionable. Headline

18:09

is say think it's an oath to tour it

18:12

is now. Day with Marcus was it

18:14

was his arch rivals. staff. Will

18:16

the star as ever have gone

18:18

absolute face of brilliant headlines. Apparently

18:21

there are now so many cock

18:23

roaches in the Uk, they're even

18:25

out and about during the day.

18:27

Usually you don't eat to find

18:30

them at night by their i'm

18:32

their flaunting their presence in our

18:34

houses. And so the headline is

18:36

Beware of the cookie roaches. Such

18:39

a marvelous Now sticking with the

18:41

same of things that a slightly

18:43

gross apparently smartphones have six times

18:45

more germs on than a loose

18:48

eat. It was more jobs other

18:50

toilet zones, more germs than the

18:52

toilet seats. And so the headline

18:54

is sorghum bone through and through

18:57

rhyming slang. Yes, killer virus takes

18:59

huge toll on seep and towels.

19:01

A deadly disease is wiping out

19:03

our see population and spreading to

19:06

cows are many fat. Story is

19:08

as serious as this suggesting it

19:10

is. this headline is. One

19:12

for me in a Pope Francis's they've

19:14

gone when bomb again and shop months

19:17

cause of many fewer see bomber listening

19:19

to this. Can I apologize on behalf

19:21

of the star who as we know

19:23

are proud some of animals said a

19:25

thing would never have happened in there

19:27

as he sees. Father.

19:44

Gets a big issue that is convulsing

19:46

the nation's what does shed zad think

19:48

about Bridget Jones? This is The Senses.

19:50

But in the Mirror Today Hooked on

19:52

the new fourth episode of the Bridget

19:55

Jones cinematic Universe. Bridget Jones. Mad About

19:57

The Boy was that making right now?

19:59

Holly's America. A young person

20:01

to say how awful the past was happening here.

20:03

Yes, So this agenda is asking the

20:06

question says this kind of some be

20:08

made today but is Bridget Jones is

20:10

very problematic person she drank, she smokes

20:12

see cell phone in a nasty months

20:14

to the kind of them and know

20:17

young person would ever do I'm I'm

20:19

quite sure these days this writer has

20:21

said many people might provide going to

20:23

plot is classes running mass institution, green

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necessarily meant to be aspiration or said

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kind of marks fancying Sally Rooney card

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suspects sister exactly that. We have Bertie

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we have heard that kind of woman?

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were allowed to be upset is also the

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her boss a big sole purpose of because

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not enter my thirties. Desperate to go many

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breaks with my with my boss. That

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amusing person. To spend time with his the

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was encapsulated to sort of the the tyranny

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know, It's. Me or okay, I'm

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a middle aged global. I look at Bridget

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Jones what she's having the freedom to be

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sad to say sorry I feel like be

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your best self. What you can be? Yeah,

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actual sell sell. Em em home and isn't

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a stick to beat ourselves with? We should.

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little bit the i have a cigarette get

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bit drunk meet some bad decisions at that.

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the new film I'm in. That

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just so funny that stuff is.

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Renee Zellweger is amazing in them.

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see Bridget Jones in the age

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of digital communication as will be

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fascinating. And I mean imagine how

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