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that top stories for Today show. Menzies

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in a frenzy getting Wilde on the

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filed an automated these Tory Mp for

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filed accused of misusing campaign funds to

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pay bad people. No thanks. I'm celibate.

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Celebrities are talking about sex. And now

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no one wants to have it any

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more critical. and trust no one. The

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Daily Mail wounds you're skint nights might

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secretly be rich. Welcome to pay because

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we read. The papers so you don't have

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to. Thanks.

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For joining us on paper cuts. What

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we've all crashed out of your this

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morning. I'm Alex One Thousand One and

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with me today is Pulled Masters the

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prevailing cool cat, Andrew Harrison good Morning

1:19

and also with me his political sketch

1:21

right, a satirist and hotdiggitydog Rob Hutson

1:23

Blue Rob one of the broadsheet front

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pages looking like today. Her. Go to

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it's got a big picture it being wet

1:30

in Dubai and the headline is breaks it

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blamed as Uk drug sure she's put lives

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at risk loop people knew what they were

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voting for. no no not right of gumbo

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says and death. The

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I has more cheer. Israel will

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defy play for restraint and strike

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Iran Cameron reveals. Those

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guards: The Daily Telegraph. Whether you've got

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the world's most important news story dominating

1:52

two thirds, their front page grader faces

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New Homes tax question. I mean, a

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story that literally nobody. Understands that both

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as about as organ. About a tiny

2:00

tax about. I think he would stop a thousand

2:02

people in the street and none of them would

2:04

have known that you had to pick held against

2:06

likes of you and your partner. Both bought a

2:08

house to a marriage and at the sums involved

2:11

are tiny. For the most amazing thing about this

2:13

is a dozen strong police team are investigating right

2:15

now apparently for something where we basically established there's

2:17

no way that even if he would guilty as

2:19

sin she could be charged because it's all these

2:21

because these are all minor offenses. the down weak

2:23

spots. I'm not saying that being guilty will be

2:25

good, I'm just saying. I'm glad

2:27

that there are no crimes for the police

2:29

to investigate. But yes, so there's nothing for

2:32

the police to do. There are no crimes

2:34

going on anywhere. And that brings me neatly

2:36

to the times. Tory

2:38

Mp demanded thousands of pounds

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or policy Aids A conservative

2:42

mp is under investigation over

2:44

allegations that he misuse campaign

2:47

funds and abused his position

2:49

in making a late night

2:51

phone call saying he had

2:53

been locked up by bad

2:55

people. Are

2:57

just reading it Okay are bad people

2:59

who couldn't him to into thousands Styles

3:02

is very important story. Who demanding thousands

3:04

of pounds the times can reveal a.

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Of. Arena has has a similar

3:09

story line he will become. I'm

3:11

sure it. Probably

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affects whole. Neglect status and

3:15

and you? how about

3:17

the tabloids? What have we

3:20

got that? the males very interesting

3:22

because they've been hammering this nothing

3:24

burger. Write a story that season

3:26

days and days and since we

3:28

must raise it instead they've done

3:30

with Tories. Trial at Labor on

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Defense Tax Migrations.dot.breakfast South said exclusive

3:35

poll for my Alphonse Forty five

3:37

percent. Still that what the stomach

3:39

of Moses. A very interesting mega

3:41

police by Lord Ashcroft and yet

3:43

the most Zelda British politics. something

3:46

about the are doubling the menace

3:48

they splashed. On this exclusive case goes

3:50

as as as we get intimate this is

3:52

pretty sustain on the inside the deep South

3:54

side shop praise of they rather the said

3:57

pay I'm pissed on the phone for present

3:59

Mississippi months. This and British values

4:01

who represents the most labour party

4:03

thirty one per cent concert potty

4:05

certain percent And it looks like

4:07

in the immortal words of Britney

4:09

Spears that success with it under

4:11

any think associates with a Tory

4:13

policies are so bad that even

4:15

the Daily Mail doesn't want be

4:17

associated with them so that so

4:19

exciting enough of them are. Also,

4:21

this song has eight it's ongoing

4:23

campaigns and run away from anything

4:25

even call real nice. Area

4:28

Meg and Edm The Not. Get into

4:30

the mags, it's American Idol. Hurry up

4:32

either with an Id. Oh Selna Princes

4:34

officially U S residents now he's taught

4:37

all ties with Britain alike as he's

4:39

wearing a tie says okay, sucks right?

4:41

Spurs has officially registered itself as an

4:43

American citizen, put in size with the

4:45

Uk, but you hates him. Shouldn't you

4:47

be happy of yeah Exactly that you

4:49

wouldn't go I now facility ice and

4:51

even pay for me. Neither is an

4:53

American resume or yeah, but he's like

4:56

I wrote me. What happens. Is. Supposed

4:58

to somebody's house file so supplies

5:01

meme opportunity to put the boat

5:03

as the star Spangled for the

5:05

stall puzzle of animals such celeb

5:07

zoo boss admits escaped big cats

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do walk among goes on if

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you. Sell

5:15

celebs. Zoo Boss bad may never out

5:17

of it's says as six big cats

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like Pumas all reveal or is it

5:21

just a copy? it is. I mean

5:23

you look at a good see pictures

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of what is quite clearly at the

5:27

mess of things. Find inspection taxes, traditional

5:29

dogs, dry skin losses as close

5:31

to a cast others was countless.

5:33

I like Moses as like it's

5:35

a tiger. It will meet you

5:38

amazed. It just shows like was

5:40

this. Is

5:42

a big hungry? It's a big nothing kept

5:44

by bugger of account and also the still again

5:47

terrible news for us he's a post. Nine

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is the end of us. Nine

5:51

sometimes there are eight pages. The things

5:54

motorboat know, the under the ice skating

5:56

large cats young in. Public? Yeah,

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I mean Really? Now.

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Conservative mp. Mark Menzies has

6:06

lost the policy with pending an

6:08

investigation into allegations he misses campaign.

6:10

Sons. That's my favorite. Boring, but

6:13

this is a pretty wild story. Isn't

6:15

sit robots have been alleged here? What's

6:17

going on right? Success. Success is your

6:19

first thing to say as you know

6:22

are you veteran political correspondent I am

6:24

If you could send me a picture

6:26

mode Menzies say twelve hours ago I

6:29

could not have told me I would

6:31

guess that he might be a conservative

6:33

mp but I'd literally I'm looking at

6:35

this guy. does he exist? Is he

6:38

real ai your day I prompt for

6:40

you know sort of Malays. Tory Mp

6:42

and this is just one of

6:44

these stories and it's just weird

6:47

and you know some things weird

6:49

he seems to have. Been.

6:51

Using campaign funds to pay off

6:53

quotes Bad people who had quotes

6:55

locked him in a flat in

6:57

the middle of the night, right?

6:59

Some is seems to done this

7:01

more than what he's done that

7:03

once. He's also use campaign funds

7:05

to pay medical expenses unspecified. We

7:07

not entirely convinced as a medical

7:09

expenses exists, We wonder whether the

7:11

bad people might have had. They

7:13

may have been of the things

7:15

that I'm going on. I mean,

7:17

has a lot happening. They're not

7:19

political or hiding in this story.

7:22

It is interesting that the Conservative party has

7:24

apparently known about this for a couple of

7:26

months and his only acted on that eyed

7:28

boy see a coincidence last night when when

7:31

the time story drop was the moment the

7:33

Conservative party as suspended the whip from him.

7:35

I am I as amazing why I know

7:38

as I socializing an area that would say

7:40

their investigation had sort of reached it's it's

7:42

it's crisis points. Now that I know about

7:44

Mount Menzies, let me tell you some other

7:47

things. that moment he's on a really hit

7:49

a parent. He wasn't There was one. Of

7:51

David Cameron's a list as these was going

7:53

to be the i'm top sued the lights

7:55

out people we need in parliament types who

7:58

related in twenty ten. He

8:00

was a Rising star. Until

8:03

he appeared on the front page

8:05

of The Sunday Mirror. Tory.

8:07

Mp quits in drugs and rent

8:10

Boy scandals Sunday Mirror investigation. He

8:12

said that he didn't quit, he's

8:14

hung on in parliament, right? And

8:16

by was that was. says.

8:18

He thought it was now I was twenty photos

8:21

a little while ago when they say as a

8:23

guide that they said sorry because his of into

8:25

a big quits drugs and read boys for a

8:27

bit of it's not clear whether he quit drugs

8:30

and dogs and rent boys he didn't quit the

8:32

Tory Mp as I may have quit or a

8:34

d d quit a ministerial sort of lotta job

8:36

and seems a discrete into obscures. It's the next

8:39

sort of pops up when he is questioned by

8:41

police over allegations that he had got a friend's

8:43

dog drunk. Sounds

8:45

funny. It's is how funny is

8:47

a freelance. Get your

8:50

friend demands. don't get drugs Dogs drunk

8:52

is really bad. Enough money off because

8:54

I'm just kind of the enron. Same

8:56

kind of sort of like the citizens

8:58

use different authors out there. burst alcohol

9:00

poisoning on a man whose have a.

9:03

Was due to Do you do to

9:05

think of some point Really really? The

9:08

conservatives? Maybe you know maybe some people

9:10

shouldn't be mps? I mean if one

9:12

will see please about parents I have

9:14

room has a lot of and I

9:16

realize this probably isn't elite other names.

9:18

Doesn't have done probably isn't only as good as

9:20

it might that might that might have been illegal

9:23

and on on a nice well as it has

9:25

a he he said I have Menzies who so

9:27

far as we know who never been convicted, any

9:29

crime, never again we could says when do you

9:32

know there are some interesting questions to be all

9:34

smells the thousands of pounds that have moved from

9:36

campaign funds to different people defined as bad as

9:38

simple as that has I'd as associate the sitcoms

9:41

as I say go to some of the series

9:43

of the Is saw the Source and it's is

9:45

what we want from on newspapers stupid spent on

9:47

the inside. It. Begins the phone call came the

9:50

dead of night. Are you on your own the

9:52

man said with urgency in his voice and.in but

9:54

some bad people are they put me locked in

9:56

a flat and they want five thousand pounds to

9:59

really smith. Is that a

10:01

scandal or is an escape room here and

10:03

now as I guess, but everyone you've got

10:05

to cross had sex, drugs and a jump

10:07

dogs know you're in. You're into causes puzzles.

10:10

Fantastic details. This discussion of a drunken incident

10:12

as a last month of the Palms concert

10:14

featuring Katherine Jenkins enlists I'm All Last August,

10:16

one attendees of the Mp started taking the

10:18

chairs and poking the people in the from

10:21

growth. Crazy good disturbance with ticket holders who

10:23

spoke to was security. He appeared to be

10:25

heavily intoxicated by the end of the concert.

10:27

A source close to the a big Not

10:29

as the. The ads he was to drink but

10:32

have imposed anybody or made on the by accident

10:34

while waving the flag. Also

10:37

basically breaks it is if. My

10:41

wasn't drunk as else waving the

10:43

flag. Our success. You know why

10:45

I. Mean this absolute my business. See

10:47

how much as the sea levels the

10:49

ten years of. School. Know, I'll put

10:51

it this way of an obvious of

10:53

sodomy podcast an audio formats As listeners

10:55

policy The picture of Menzies with Boris

10:58

Johnson. Boris Johnson's a technician said how

11:00

the fuck it against. Us

11:03

it on Sonos. I can't leave a little

11:05

longer, use it for it or against made.

11:07

I'm is never posed as I say. I

11:10

photo shop like a proper thousand yard stare

11:12

of our know there's Verizon. not my serious

11:14

quality control issues of these well I just

11:16

once read our at. My favorite comments on

11:18

this day comes from the. Great Jeremy know

11:21

toes a poet secret sick and assess

11:23

he was written on blue sky of

11:25

us and of the pump the the

11:27

icebox I have spent the sun's that

11:29

were in the local jewelry bank accounts.

11:31

And which we will probably say. For.

11:34

An election. So give me. Batman.

11:37

Looks me. Now

11:55

the. Stories about sex in the paper stay

11:57

and all of them are making us never once. Then

12:00

first we thought that he dies. He documentary have

12:02

to be a man. One of the telegraph thing

12:04

about this andrey. Well it's a legacy

12:06

reliable. What about the poor mental illness? The

12:08

Michael Deacon is useless. I'm column every day

12:10

is a look at a documentary on his

12:13

men are in crisis So found Danny Dyer

12:15

and Juice and I see the House of

12:17

Am. I am Muscle diggers. Arguments: is that

12:19

so sexy cause he's been great when. What

12:21

a disaster for man and he seems to

12:23

be saying that says you know at six

12:25

used to be so much easier for except

12:27

get a date but now these women at

12:29

sort of Scotland cells old independent with jobs

12:31

and I was really really hard. The men's

12:33

get update and that's the real issue with

12:35

are not. Very, very sad. a few generations

12:37

ago. Such men. What about it? Much easier,

12:39

a steady job on a reasonably recent wasps

12:41

would have been enough to qualify them as

12:44

eligible populace. I think you have to try

12:46

a little bit harder than that, but also

12:48

it's to be studies. Have you seen who's

12:50

hates around the of.marriages of girlfriend. Still have

12:52

agreed that that was. Gonna get yes the

12:55

Eastern related as well. So the alleged

12:57

crisis in western civilization over the past

12:59

half century west birth rates uploaded for

13:01

one reason above any other, we made

13:04

our societies fair us the only countries

13:06

a high birth rates these a suicide

13:08

ones where women are fewer opportunities in

13:10

life. While you know. Yeah.

13:13

I didn't say really unpleasant making lox. ah

13:15

yes yes, I felt societies buckle hundred years

13:17

so that you michael in the war as

13:19

well. Lots of babies maybe and Miriam take

13:21

your make an argument for it. Grice Singer

13:23

my babies yachts and then in the i

13:25

pay for we've got papers help save. Countless

13:28

said something else sees accent he on strike

13:30

from Sex Men, Marriage and kids maybe she

13:32

read my could he can wrote can you

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go. On. Strike Flags. I mean I

13:36

didn't suit describing pass my career.

13:40

Yeah, I mean this is a counterpoint

13:42

argument which is the South Korea not

13:44

in find a fantastically equal society. Also

13:47

quite hard for young men to get

13:49

laid. lions out because young women have

13:51

just had enough and they are refusing

13:53

to marry. Would it be home? I

13:55

apologize to anyone who speaks Korean at

13:58

this point. Their marriage has be home.

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have to didn't reach your son, date

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a beyond I or have sex be

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six clue a decent known as the

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For Be movement rind of how is

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growing It But and think about. The

14:11

South Korea is. Let me just redo

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one random sentence from this to give

14:15

you an idea of the pressure women

14:17

in Korea on the to look purpose

14:20

all times in twenty Team. A.

14:22

News anchor made national headlines from

14:24

being the first woman in Korean

14:26

history to. To.

14:28

When I guess wear glasses on C

14:30

V Oh maybe maybe the problem isn't

14:32

to. A whole

14:35

lot of stuff in the story about like the

14:37

Us cities and Karim Med isn't there which made

14:39

me think like that are not earning surprise the

14:41

spurs So three women are not like banging on

14:43

that those it's like it as according to one

14:46

poll fifty six but fifty eight point six percent

14:48

of men the that has. He strongly opposed feminism

14:50

with twenty five point numbers At reading the intensity

14:52

of their opposition is a twelve on a scale

14:55

of there's a twelve like that is. That's the

14:57

flip side. Of the story is needs like

14:59

masses missiles you. They. Amongst your

15:01

how about his veto somebody is a bit of

15:03

precincts was always answer to someone absolutely no new

15:06

on a phone. I'm a lot less of a

15:08

listening to hot facing. Tip: try not to be

15:10

a foaming massage you this may be as kind

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of a total so the ladies a be kind

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to me hating them is not yet they are

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in mind my skill and treat her right. Finally

15:19

the telegraph have loads and open threats all on

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to be days of any sex color this to

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that exhausting used against he for advice on sagging

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is right so don't son of a move. Over

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my needed to talk to right to don't said about. I really

15:31

would have a sex problems you think is going to

15:33

get lots of letters from a Mr. Joyce sponsored. By

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both children all over the place was i

15:39

do much alcohol to keep control of little

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virus it'll just it'll jurists. Paper

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shots upon as a joke With as

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a province line sits the headlines of

15:50

the day. What's for Sandra. Bullock

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live up in a full set from the sun or

15:54

whatever else he might think about this or we've all

15:56

got thought about the since it is pretty much top

15:59

of the headline gates. The Mission The story

16:01

of their Prince Harry and Meghan with

16:03

a Us residency as the front page

16:05

will. They're inside story that gov a

16:07

full page on it. expanding yet more

16:09

on this tiny tiny little bit of

16:11

information. Gigantic picture of Meghan and name

16:14

is kind of zip of top of

16:16

have on his bowl in the Usa

16:18

ha ha ha. Airing another grieve and

16:20

saw. Me as he said

16:22

boring might have to keep writing about. How. Exactly. Does

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this me think so that

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yes elsewhere Another rub. One.

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a cast of characters fiance. Was

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a gigantic, lovely picture. Be on

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western style. The story is a

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month, sales are up twenty four

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that one, gaps. Hands so the

16:59

sports pages most Manchester City and

17:02

Arsenal were ejected from said

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he said last night since to

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shipping circumstances specifically months just a

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sissy Bernardo Silva shopping penalty Miss

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treble and the had lot

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is crash and burn ha than

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good Slow? yes. Also while we're here

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economic a special plates of star who

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have a piece on holidays and. This

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the headline is the Great British

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for a moratorium on the Great

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have you got process go back of

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a star? Well let's go to Brazil

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right? Yeah, so did the star. Finding

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the great news wherever it is in

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the world. A woman. Has been arrested

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after. The allegedly took her did uncle

18:01

into a bank and trying to get

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him to sign off a to browse

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loan. Say

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we just don't miss stories. I realize

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that we are in the Bernie Star

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and and did hear the picture weekend

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either. I'm sorry I were everyone

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every bill blue round banks because

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on page eleven the Uk is

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full of big cats but gently

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chancing to them. Could save you

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him mess because they're not

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tigers dreamy southern England and

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the headline is. Don't. Be

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a pussy ah that say epic

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scale of it then finally dressing

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the headline is. Good. For

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good day from the star day. Now.

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sections and the hard place to the

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front pages all the seats as Saxons

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is my problematic size daily Mail. female

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the dark side of human nature. Today's

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three trials on the front page of

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the whole newspaper is my husband's nine

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spent decades subsidizing off poor friends we

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had they thought a second home and

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seventy five hour the man range. Rover

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so Andres poor people are my right

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though to scrounge as well. The female

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let's look at the same L a

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sick as a while cross between next

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door mumsnet and a Julie Cooper novel

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and I'm an easy subject down. six

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cents over with males really shipping lanes

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five thousand Range Rover. This is this. this

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this is us of. I see the mini

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seven said go together from university and he

20:15

has some of them. A lot of millions

20:17

of the make less money and twisted the

20:19

child says other ones are poor words by

20:21

anonymous thesis or by anonymous online by something

20:24

near the top of that said email likes

20:26

his head. They met him All this is

20:28

real. Absolutely certain. Of

20:30

it yeah it's predecessor Eleven years old

20:33

and they vowed that they would be

20:35

friends for life forever, Careers or family

20:37

took them journal for twenty four years.

20:39

The six was met regularly. Sauce wasn't

20:41

children so even though it on group

20:43

holly's hillas than must bring a touchy

20:45

subject or on the to move apart

20:48

money into a sense of betrayal until

20:50

his. It's basically this person is saying

20:52

that they had downgraded group ski trips

20:54

asterisk he wants can stay in any

20:56

way. It's very expensive city break staycations

20:58

we'd oldest Segways instead. Of eating out

21:00

all because this want these friends of the

21:03

not quite as well off And then they

21:05

turn off at a gathering last April in

21:07

a showroom fresh Range Rover that would have

21:10

left much age of seventy five thousand pounds

21:12

of then they say also be plus a

21:14

second home as an investment on the rise

21:16

of the Space Anonymous goes nuts. We thought

21:19

we were hoodwinked. All those is pretending they

21:21

couldn't afford. this of us will ever see

21:23

you in a a massacre say bespoke containing

21:25

hundreds of thousands or as the rest of

21:28

us call it saving up money. So

21:31

gonna stay at all. As I say well

21:33

you might be able to buy the thing

21:35

that you want south the sort of this

21:37

of those is that lights and they definitely

21:39

subsidize. I'll of the be paying their bills

21:41

as a big that buzzing in the middle

21:43

this piece of to do cover hotel room

21:45

for race for the yes scrounge is so

21:47

we call them on anything that is out

21:50

of order but the thing that i find

21:52

strange about this is front of it is

21:54

needed Daily Mail Universe of three skating ships

21:56

yeah and as go for coffee and some

21:58

of the sit around drinking wine. The whole

22:00

time. Spend a fortune. A If you're not doing

22:02

that, there's something wrong with you. Know your some

22:04

sort. Of traitor to still saving up for a

22:06

car and and I. I mean

22:08

I won't say this is this the people

22:10

anyone who listens to choose Curious my why

22:12

The Daily Mail is one of Britain's leading

22:14

newspapers. Everything about this is perfect From there

22:17

the be on the front page the says

22:19

inside you're gonna read this great story and

22:21

you turn to it and it delivered illicit

22:23

substances other times really delivers the probably the

22:25

from paid for yet of will I mean

22:27

it's it Will is as a general argument

22:29

isn't a particularly amongst like doesn't make them

22:31

What do you think of I have the

22:33

right or in the wrong mean disobey one

22:35

from a series of paper Rachel's Molson Hotel

22:37

Room another reminder. That when Ritual and Rob

22:39

hosted a barbecue, couple some azaleas that as

22:42

every one thing and contribute to the cost

22:44

of food and drinks. I think that kind

22:46

of is a bit out of order. that

22:48

is a bit on the site side. but

22:51

overall, you know the idea that you

22:53

know directionless, conspicuous consumerism hours ago on a

22:55

enormously expensive friends dozens all the time of

22:57

Slinky on the Sun? Is it? Basically, I

23:00

did. My problem is, I don't think

23:02

I'd want to be friends with Anonymous because

23:04

he sounds really expensive. And.

23:09

It's and go boys. Worse than somebody

23:11

you were at school is phoning you

23:13

up and saying hey, we're going on

23:15

I'm when lads girls weekend. I just

23:18

need you to transfer four hundred quid

23:20

to my bank account cover. Saw? I

23:22

mean do I middle class? I'm delaying

23:24

my gratification. Yeah, have some of the

23:27

Soviet a favorite holidays gray I them

23:29

Seattle the admin self. the size of

23:31

weeks? Yeah man we cannot where I

23:34

would just over couple of pints like

23:36

normal people with any invented in. Like

23:38

the Nineteen eighties, For God's sake. With any of his

23:40

existence. slice and. It's. Been ridiculously disincentive now snakes

23:42

and of Nevada anymore. Well you know that will

23:44

happen some the yeah I mean what he what

23:46

comes across out of his face is that like

23:49

honestly I would be friends that he will they'll

23:51

settle for yes. And

23:54

that's the end of today's paper today, since two

23:56

hundred are some psycho. Thanks Ruff Ruff and thank

23:58

you. Don't forget the papers else. That's

24:01

a bit more funds from to three quid sixty a

24:03

month. Had a piece of paper thought so too or

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like the think some of our supporters the helping to

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oh, I need you to Sarah Parkinson,

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by without. So the day when student Rebecca

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Mcgonigal with slot it's like congratulate three messages

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24:36

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24:38

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