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rejected calls to prescribe described for

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he's facing mounting calls from some

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members of the Labour Boy and

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stuff all over the front pages

3:28

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3:35

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3:39

Iran is acting like a bully

3:41

and must be hit twice as

3:43

hard as Israel has to retaliate

3:45

after direct missile attacks from Toronto.

3:47

Your mixed messages going there betweens

3:50

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3:52

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of or two worlds colliding with

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dag a strong watch out for that's happening. Now.

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Former and possibly future Presidents of the

6:02

United States. Donald Trump Losing court yesterday

6:04

in New York for the first day

6:06

of his criminal trials. Trump has been

6:09

cells to thirty four counts: the falsifying

6:11

business. Records related to paying has money

6:13

to pornographic so make her and wildly

6:15

entertaining social media Saw Stormy Daniels saw

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what happened in cause they will happen

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in poor First of the the serious

6:21

side is the first time a former

6:24

or current Us president has been in

6:26

Cohen a criminal trials or is a

6:28

is a big deal. Obviously Trump is

6:30

had a massive go at this as

6:32

you'd expect him to and as yes

6:34

thing is is all political persecution is

6:36

which are these people coming today him

6:38

because he's as soon as. Amazing.

6:41

Don't like figurehead? Save America and everyone

6:43

wants to drag him down, which I'm

6:45

sure plenty of people would would just

6:48

be. So he called an assault on

6:50

America which is ironic because after January

6:52

six I think him in his supposed

6:54

know what it's like to us all

6:56

America. Any for the morning there was

6:58

Trump's team talking over outstanding issues, lot

7:00

of legal legal stuff and being poisoned

7:02

foresee generally quite boring as a reason

7:04

why lawyers get paid a lot of

7:06

money. But the main. Serious.

7:08

Issue here is going to be jury selection because

7:10

they need fun. Twelve people who. Suggests.

7:12

They can have an unbiased opinion on

7:14

Donald Trump which I don't really think

7:16

is going to happen in most trials

7:18

you down on people who don't know

7:20

who the person is an awesome is

7:22

a very impressed and his situation because

7:24

everyone knows who the president is and

7:27

he's also runnings be president again now.

7:29

So having a A a jury of

7:31

his peers are you? How do you

7:33

have a appears to be some I'm

7:35

like you either have very many people

7:37

are a a billionaire former president and

7:39

apprentice. absence

7:41

of of town outside. Yeah, that's

7:43

that's a thought. Now I'm for the the

7:45

funny side of it's I mentioned how Been

7:47

and Co can be quite boring obviously Donald

7:49

Trump for the same, because The Guardian reported

7:52

Trump appeared to be nodding off during the

7:54

early moments in the trial when his eyes

7:56

seemed to close knit had killed until it

7:58

jones had him awake and. And Maggie

8:00

Haberman in the New York Times live blog.

8:03

Also right, Trump appears to be sleeping, his

8:05

head keeps dropping down, his mouth go slack.

8:07

Say it from steam has denied this kind

8:09

of sent fake news coming from jealousy weren't

8:12

even the corner. And are those journalists having

8:14

been in the court room. Tail

8:17

sex scenes as ever and old from just

8:19

just bullshit thing as he always well but

8:22

I don't know. maybe this will all end

8:24

up looking good for am I supposed Trump

8:26

supporters? My actually think sleeping with porn stars

8:28

is quite cool. So. I don't is probably why

8:30

the money in the first place and it's called a whole or

8:32

both or him down the line. her. Would you

8:34

be witnessed? Had a database He was some

8:36

Tennessee having to run for President and delights

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of cool exiles. I mean, it's quite hosting.

8:41

As he is exhausting, Etsy aims to ease

8:43

I mean is on the light or less

8:45

emeritus play for system in the White House's

8:48

since the retirement home he is. he said

8:50

it would be a as it's and and

8:52

also like edits. If you read anything about

8:54

Trump's he realized that he manages to kind

8:57

of function the way he does on quite

8:59

a strong die as V i mean drapes

9:01

to in his arm and about three hundred

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diet cokes days as I see now wasn't

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available while he was in course on just

9:08

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9:10

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9:13

their leaders is is falling asleep during

9:15

a criminal fraud. Against the porn stars.

9:17

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9:20

sorcery. A star is that is merely

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the yes that kind of sensors that

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far. Yet since the dragon same yes

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I'm at Light Light Dutton does is

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so much fun compared to us moaning

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about race issue next train as soon

9:34

as that. Let's. See

9:36

some rock'n'roll compared to what we have

9:38

this and and despite the been say

9:40

welcome. I was falling asleep within a h

9:42

sweaty can't do anything. He's really funny. You

9:45

know I mean that when is politically Putin

9:47

see the great character. The problem is is

9:49

as soon as he gets into power which

9:51

he looks like he's good do against terrifying

9:53

man in I say is is quite fine

9:55

in this. I suspect that despite these he

9:58

will still get back into Power Breeds. Oh

10:01

God. Banana depressing. That

10:03

they get the yeah, it definitely possible

10:05

that isn't it. doesn't even like all

10:07

of this going on. It doesn't necessarily

10:09

damage him does it was early? I

10:11

mean he he could become prison walls

10:13

in in jail. You know that? Not

10:15

really anything to prevent say a criminal.

10:18

Being. Able to run for president so who

10:20

knows they could be sort of some of

10:22

oval office set up in a been a

10:24

prison cell which would be quite them thanks

10:26

but yes very much on a knife edge

10:28

of the moment but it will all come

10:30

down to who energizes their base more because

10:32

as a said about the issue of the

10:34

the jury selection everyone has their opinions of

10:36

quite set her studies into so massively damage

10:38

him because as he would go my biden

10:40

and they like trump. They've. Decided not

10:42

for long time. We know the trump's on a lot

10:44

of bad stuff that nobody much worse can say about

10:47

him. I I think

10:49

his supporters would always enjoy this journey.

10:51

I think his voice relativism be less.

10:53

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10:55

these attacks a necessity doesn't war and

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he announced his policy of ember the end

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of last year and a Toy Story Pie

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conference. And another t mine policies he came out

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there. it was this one the even she wants

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to sort of make it illegal for hims by

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it's guys and that he wanted to stop. Trans.

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Women from using certain parts of hospices.

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when they were designing these policies were

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they were muslim in Santa room somewhere

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those things says he wants the events

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a ban for by said also wants

13:00

to limit the spices trans women can

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access in hospitals. Clots are smell or

13:04

translates in my science elephants every this

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13:10

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say. Is is it a success Success

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on. Like least two policies they've come out

13:20

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him a just com or maybe try something

13:24

for those people, then something for them, then

13:26

something for them than so that's another is

13:28

is is such a strange bill for me

13:30

because I I. I. Come from

13:32

say I see I used to smoke when I was

13:35

younger by I was my first Us smokes school. I

13:37

was when I was one of the bad lads who

13:39

is high three hi Erin Hills. Around

13:42

the that that was almost definitely the reason

13:44

I didn't like the immediate would portray either.

13:46

Cool vibes for me, man. Dies.

13:49

If he has his guy like say I

13:51

have done is my long Mississippi people I

13:54

would say. That I

13:56

will remind myself of my deathbed. It

13:58

was all worth it himself that I

14:00

prove I said I I, I'm I'm

14:02

an age now where oil still every

14:04

now and then. If that is E

14:06

Bay's of the weekend will stay the

14:08

zebra have someone to try and enhance

14:10

those vibes and oh says if socket

14:12

washing our on the washing line of

14:14

my neighbors smoke in their god and

14:16

I will hasten Top was bringing the

14:19

voice again as. A

14:21

matter of fact that as a write on

14:23

kind of thought on the policy myself with

14:25

the I'd I'd say it does feel kind

14:27

of crazy to to make it simply be

14:29

illegal. For hims purchase the Buckeyes visit

14:32

a sign some I I I do.

14:35

Personally hate the smell of it without. I

14:37

mean I was done this year is clearly

14:39

does that mean sleep Aids test of Isabella

14:41

in the of cool somebody boons a week

14:44

earlier is always going to bed was obliged

14:46

to best time and meanwhile another adults elite

14:48

younger he has to be at some point

14:50

sixty. Four and Sixty Three will not be allowed to. and

14:53

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14:55

a in a innocence a free

14:57

societies. Integrated Image. You know how lie? When

14:59

you're eighteen you get fourteen year olds community

15:01

outside. Nice. I should be lucky bomb. You

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do make that the idea of a sixty

15:05

ti vo to protest outside of our food

15:07

and same would you my game. Who twenty

15:09

be A is only my. Second place,

15:12

I mean it Ariane and someone's got to

15:14

enforce that in a the townspeople gotta be

15:16

like see your Id say well this is

15:18

the I'm A I'm A difficult. Enough for

15:20

the stuff. As a science prisons has guys

15:22

in this country China decides the with a

15:24

simple it means of baby faced with men

15:26

in a cell phone that are allowed to

15:29

buy alcohol when I guess if we we

15:31

have to decipher if a man is either

15:33

sixty two or sixty three whatever he can

15:35

buy cigarettes two nights and leave a bad

15:37

idea for alcohol free bear the of day

15:40

and soul Goss the nanny state has gone

15:42

mad our minds say oh and then I

15:44

thought you were the car was was still

15:46

being and so it and saw been massively

15:48

com. Os other

15:50

so does. he's a dense the smoking

15:52

ban. he's come out and condemn that

15:55

were wally. This feels like pretty much

15:57

all the worst people in the world

15:59

to be on. That knocked down to

16:01

estimates anything the I'm I'm simply size

16:03

somewhat zone the I think people should

16:05

be able to make their own health

16:08

decisions but then unfortunately it's proven time

16:10

and time again the will make terrible

16:12

decisions for ourselves and they might be

16:14

best to me if it was dismayed.

16:17

Nope. I simply cannot be allowed to

16:19

smoke and as does great rather than

16:21

having to use willpower ceramic as that's

16:24

constantly fry eggs. But I said Boris

16:26

Johnson is one of these the tories

16:28

and opposition says and he's. Caught

16:31

in not declared and nanny stay and ease

16:33

their you voted bit of Churchill within their

16:35

which I just they always has do don't

16:37

they If they can pull church and in

16:39

such as an ongoing church own of smoking

16:41

and smoking was good at Churchill than it's

16:43

good for everyone else. To

16:46

happen what we're not going to be

16:48

smoking when it comes to remember and

16:50

will lose will lose terribly but anyway

16:52

he's he's against a list trusts is

16:54

also again stare at to Jacob Rees

16:56

mogg answer while abroad men have indicated

16:59

they will vote. Against their and I can

17:01

be bad or not is one of the

17:03

handful of cabinet ministers are considering it at

17:05

the moment apparently so we'd are nice that's

17:07

for sure what way that they don't get

17:09

it can be a free vote on the

17:12

legislation and so many will push against it.

17:14

but unfortunately my when it comes to voting

17:16

against anything in the commons you called radio

17:18

waste our wrists and they vary based on

17:20

that com since are they voting on what

17:22

they really warm? Are they voting to either

17:24

shore up pretty soon, act or to have

17:27

ago it was he seems like is also

17:29

sky gun that. Means and these people mentioned

17:31

least trust for example, didn't rule out

17:33

the possibility of going about as promised

17:35

us and may be sound like that

17:37

are certain elements assembly bad enough. I

17:39

think it's a pretty open secret that

17:41

would like to have a go at

17:43

one day so they're punishing against. To

17:45

me it's would suggest there may be

17:47

than Organ Steeple been able to buy

17:49

tobacco that been against people been able

17:51

to vote for is he saying not

17:53

to that like to put five of

17:55

them? So I mean with how many

17:57

cel threads gallery against it's I suppose.

18:00

Think maybe support the smoking salvia sale. Really

18:02

into it. Also surprised when he came out

18:04

with as a policy not I I I

18:07

guess I'm gonna spotted by the forefront when

18:09

around the world you see people legalizing did

18:11

the persistence and position of cannabis as adult

18:13

world we can and even where it's impossible

18:16

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18:18

purchase cannabis as and but as us sneak

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the stall thieves in high these

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jackets altering causeway in broad daylight

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according to to expert so Mertz

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by others from Jeremy Lot and the

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chief crime correspondence. The staff and they've

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going to war the stay away from

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some way. Bus is starts off on.

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of urology at Manchester University. her sais

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to five times a day if you

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they see as this is on or

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hair. So A also is the classic

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thing about the Daily Mail where it

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seems to me want to make women

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feel bad about themselves or tell them

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how to improve themselves. So is telling

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women how they should see how they

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should wait their eyes to see on

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then that would concern me either suggesting

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