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Simpson has died of prostate cancer.

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There. Was

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For joining us on paper cuts were we've got

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under Sawyer and joining me today is right for

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the new Statesman and man with an actual new

1:24

book in the shops is John Edge? Hi John,

1:26

what's the name of your bow? Hello. Early

1:30

in school history, the World and Forty Seven

1:32

Borders and you could literally walk into a

1:34

shop and buy. And please do you weigh?

1:36

don't let the be tables in the Waterstones

1:39

Piccadilly. So exciting, so exciting. And

1:41

making his debut on the show is Comedian

1:43

and Man with an actual new comedy special

1:45

on. Next up is Alice to Bury Alister.

1:47

What's your New comedy special? It's it's good.

1:49

work in progress on courts. Know when I didn't

1:51

bring an actual physical copy of it's Away. Nowhere

1:55

near Waterstones, but it's on. It's on.

1:57

Next Up Comedy and came out last

1:59

week. What? Okay,

2:01

so what do we go? on? The. Front Pages

2:03

to take John what you have. City.

2:06

I is going big river and

2:08

few with Kiss Dharma system a

2:10

label hike Uk defense spending a

2:12

myth threat from China and Russia.

2:14

Well that certainly grabbed me. And

2:18

stuff the whole show. Women and

2:20

men have a house over in

2:22

the times. Consultants accused of covering

2:24

up fatal flaws. The Guardian has

2:26

a lovely picture of Oj Simpson

2:28

from a from I See Monuments

2:30

Five but above that label wound

2:32

over last of Urban seats in

2:35

elections. Which of

2:37

your see look into days there is

2:39

no signs they might. they might not

2:41

win Brighton Pavilion. Which they would you

2:44

don't how with the as soon as

2:46

a screen with it. And finally telegraph

2:48

has even bigger picture of O J

2:50

Simpson wearing the wearing gloves. Their Stiglitz

2:53

Nine thing next to that is amazing

2:55

story. We are sadly not talking about

2:57

Buddha Force to blame for sake stamps

2:59

and summer's day to day headline. On

3:03

another planet. Okay so what do you

3:05

have Alice that you have a fun

3:07

paper. Our yet the fun part was

3:10

uncovered Daily Mail who have gone with

3:12

their exclusive despite it being other papers.

3:14

Starmer Uk nuclear deterrent his sights in

3:16

my hands which they sound angry about

3:18

despite it being actually what they want

3:21

which is pretty much on message for

3:23

the mail. Then we've got oversee as

3:25

a mirror has gone with infamous O

3:27

J died at seventy six they regard

3:29

and hims I'm more the few times

3:32

you receive a well disposed towards prostate

3:34

cancer. And

3:37

then I mean to sound obvious that

3:39

are some the Sun yes the some

3:42

Gone Sizemore Director: Good Riddance or above

3:44

it long time double murder accuser Caitlin

3:46

Jenna says good riddance as a lot

3:49

about Caitlyn Jenner not liking him which

3:51

is obviously and I don't normally that

3:53

attack trans people. but if I don't

3:55

like Oj Simpson it's okay. And if

3:58

a holiday with him read. Even

4:00

better, and then finally, much horrible am.

4:02

I think we can all agree the

4:04

Emts the finest piper available. The Daily

4:06

Star sly long odds, but Daily Star

4:09

to win Grand National? No way. I'm

4:11

humbled by the five. I don't actually

4:13

have a horse sorry some. It's an

4:15

exciting rate and I've been doing a

4:17

pretty deep dive into that. Return to

4:19

that one is excellence. Okay looked. So

4:21

we quickly look at the ice and seat with

4:24

Kiss Tommy John. I know you've read it. Thank.

4:26

You very much emphasis a

4:28

quick summary hello of ago

4:30

analyses. Quick

4:32

one. Okay so this is basic given the

4:35

same in Seeds has both the I Am

4:37

the Mail both of whom earned by the

4:39

as an email group. Make

4:42

some. Speculate that

4:44

makes. Omelets

4:46

his promising to increase defense spending

4:48

to two point five percent of

4:50

gdp so long as it's within

4:52

the school rules. Inevitably, that's kind

4:54

of will mate who. Is pushing towards

4:56

of the moment is basically about from being scared

4:58

of the war in Ukraine or the ever exciting

5:01

point in there is a he's very he really

5:03

likes nude scenes of know. So

5:05

much so the he's made up a

5:08

whole new triple lock for them which

5:10

other diseases and triple lock overseas about

5:12

pensions this one i think as as

5:14

a self knew i was sick was

5:16

i don't think is gonna be so

5:18

speak hits as a couple of here

5:20

is though before new nuclear submarines rebuilt

5:22

of borrow from seeing the retention of

5:24

the continuous see deterrence. Ice

5:26

bags him about Kim waste Knutsford Boring,

5:28

boring as has had just like types

5:30

of about Byron. I

5:33

know bar I migrants listed burrow we used to

5:35

go on holiday can borrow. It is very dismal.

5:37

There so maybe they will be happy that

5:39

that sentence else and I'm easy. It is

5:42

as a sense policy and doing us industrial

5:44

policy at once daily and it is kind

5:46

of part of this of the shift back

5:48

to my old says made in the World

5:50

isn't quite safe as will been assuming it

5:52

is for the last eight decades which is

5:54

terrifying. It's also it's yeah, it's

5:57

sit. It's interesting that one of the ones one

5:59

of the sea. Britain is gotta is

6:01

making arms so we're going back to that

6:03

but he is a growth industry ah yes

6:05

that was or baron a disastrous bar I

6:08

was actually a was a of bill server

6:10

at at want to go to find out

6:12

the Borrow is the most depressing place in

6:14

the Uk and the Uk geologists with a

6:17

survey couple of weeks ago. it's the as

6:19

said to the Uk is now the second

6:21

most miserable nice and in the world America

6:23

and economics eating as well be Think there

6:25

was a mixed response between people that day

6:28

and a lot of people getting soggy. Was

6:30

Pakistan's. Arizona

6:33

boxes of them. The most smiley place in

6:35

Britain is Bristol, which is clearly letting the

6:38

side as are often what I need. There's

6:40

maybe Bills nuclear submarines in Bristol? By Gaulle

6:42

River surfer it said. Now.

6:47

Unless extent pages is the news of

6:49

the test of Oj Simpson multi awarded

6:51

Nfl player and actor who was accused

6:53

and acquitted of the murder of the

6:56

mother of two his kids Nicole Brown

6:58

and has sent Ron Goldman in nineteen

7:00

months before. He died of prostate

7:02

cancer aged seventy six on Wednesday

7:05

said john, how are the papers

7:07

covering Okay test. I. Think

7:09

things need to know before I get into

7:11

some individual headlines is that libel law does

7:13

not apply to the dead. So as soon

7:15

as you can say what you like about

7:17

someone who is dead because he called this

7:19

much the reputation once A.companies you're gonna have

7:21

a go at his ex wife as well.

7:25

So Oj Simpson was the subject. Is

7:27

this a the trial of the century

7:29

the nineteen nineties. He was an A

7:32

So football player and access who was

7:34

accused of murdering his ex wife and

7:36

mother of his children and and of

7:39

has. Ah and and got away with

7:41

in this incredibly high profile trials To

7:43

the telegraph is com: O J. Simpson

7:45

dies about penance as family a victim

7:47

was some has lost days, same Oj

7:49

Simpson's And finally he is summed by

7:52

I'll espouse: I'm playing lonely rounds of

7:54

golf and such guarded Vegas. Mention the

7:56

Mail as O J. Simpson die owing

7:58

more than one hundred million dollars to

8:00

families of murder victims as they pledged

8:02

to go after late Nfl star the

8:05

states. That's the thirty three point five

8:07

million liability after he lost the civil

8:09

trial in Nineteen Ninety Seven, plus seven

8:11

years of interests. Or the interest. Me

8:13

about a story though is that the

8:15

mail is as he interviewed wrong. Goldman's

8:18

father threads his quotes. His death is

8:20

a reminder that Roman Nicole were murdered

8:22

by him. I'm not going to react

8:24

to my food. Spam Dying has nothing

8:26

to say about him. Yesterday that

8:28

that the thing about Oj Simpson is that

8:30

that with her. A kind of seeds

8:32

trial. A criminal trial and. which he

8:35

was acquitted and then three. As I say

8:37

that with a civil trial which thought he

8:39

was found. Liable for the murder. so that's

8:41

why they're still chasing him for the money.

8:43

And he never paid, never paid it he

8:45

never take as always is probably not the

8:47

worst thing he did spur. I think we

8:49

should talk a little bit about the criminal

8:52

trial right? Because. That is really why

8:54

we're talking about him at all. I

8:56

think you know otherwise he would just

8:58

have been an Nfl player who was

9:00

an actor. Find it's the trial of

9:02

the murder that that made him same

9:04

assistance s it. Is solar? I mean there

9:06

was a weird thing will it? I don't

9:08

think people in this country realized how famous

9:11

he forces until until he was on trial

9:13

for murder. He been had been like this

9:15

kind of superstar in the Nfl football League.

9:17

Then he gone on to acting career. He's

9:19

been parodied as well. The press stick in

9:22

a burning as Low Profit was in the

9:24

Naked Don't Films. Yet again I remember him

9:26

and he agreed with agree. We didn't realize

9:28

he was times in the Zombies That Flies

9:31

Jews breast suddenly started appearing in carry on

9:33

movies and then murdered his wife. in

9:35

america by i was exactly like that but

9:37

i think he was also kind of seen

9:39

a sister the post racial i come in

9:42

that like in a he was a he

9:44

was an african american football player the what

9:46

americans wellfleet as a famous quote from his

9:48

but i'm not black m o j yes

9:50

sir edmund the when you got to the

9:53

trial there is this is a massive divisions

9:55

wow people felt about whether he digital not

9:57

kind of was determined as much by their

9:59

views on racial politics as it was by the evidence,

10:01

I think. Is that fair to say? Yeah, definitely.

10:04

So the jury was a mostly black jury

10:07

and they didn't take very long before

10:09

they found him not guilty because

10:12

essentially the LAPD were known to

10:14

be racist and to plant evidence. And there

10:16

was some idea that this might have

10:18

happened in this case. Yeah, and that's

10:20

why he didn't go down, right? Because like, basically,

10:22

I think there's a moment where like one of

10:25

the police detectives refuses to answer the question as

10:27

to whether he planted evidence. But, you

10:29

know, so it was this massive media moment that

10:33

kind of like, you know, it became this other

10:35

point of discussion for all sorts of issues in

10:37

modern America about like, you know, race and domestic

10:39

violence. And also within the last

10:41

10 years, it was a seasonal programme called American

10:44

Crime Story with David

10:46

Schwimmer playing the part of lawyer

10:48

Robert Kardashian. I think we should,

10:50

should we just say who Robert Kardashian is? Because

10:53

obviously he's the parent of King Kardashian and

10:55

all the other Kardashians. So it's an absolutely

10:57

amazing performance because firstly, he keeps referring to

10:59

OJ as the juice or

11:01

talking to his kids about Uncle Juice, which

11:05

is just playing him as Ross from Friends, by the way.

11:07

He's just Ross from Friends by the way. And

11:10

occasionally, like during the incredibly slow car

11:12

chase, that was this important moment

11:14

in this case. It keeps cutting

11:16

back to these kids, watching it on

11:18

television. And you're thinking that's meant to be

11:20

Kim Kardashian. An amazing piece

11:22

of television. It is, it's a very strange case,

11:25

isn't it OJ? Well, you've got the thing as well you say about

11:27

the sort of post-racial idea. And there's actually some brilliant photos of OJ

11:30

and the family on holiday with

11:32

the Jenners. And it's not post-racial.

11:34

There's definitely only one black person in that

11:36

photo. And it's OJ just sort of grinning

11:38

out like a celebrity. But the, because the

11:40

Bronco car chase, I remember seeing it, it

11:42

was kind of picked up over here on,

11:45

it was the start of Rolling News. We

11:47

weren't there yet, but it was,

11:49

you know, we used to car chases where

11:51

there's an actual chase, whereas there was just

11:53

the film of this white Bronco going within

11:55

the speed limit. And everyone

11:57

kind of going, one wants, and you could see him. And it

11:59

was like, what? what is this? And then

12:01

it grew into this, I

12:03

still remember watching the verdict and it was a kind of,

12:05

I mean, imagine what it would have been like if Twitter

12:08

was around then because it would have

12:10

been, it was so huge, it was almost like

12:12

a Diana moment or a JFK, where were you

12:14

when? But as you say, it became so much

12:16

more about American racial politics than it did about,

12:18

you know, his wife. And also, I mean, they were

12:20

divorced. So she and OJ were divorced. There was

12:23

a history of domestic violence. She'd phoned up a

12:25

battered women's refuge five days

12:27

before. But a lot of the evidence around

12:29

him beating her up was not

12:31

allowed in the trial. So Ron Goldman was

12:33

actually just somebody who worked in a restaurant

12:35

and she'd left her glasses and he was

12:37

taking the glasses back to her house. And

12:39

so he just happened to be there. And

12:42

everyone remembers the gloves, which looking at the front

12:44

pages, the gloves look like they fit

12:46

better in 2024 than they did in 1995. For some reason, exactly

12:48

the gloves. So one of

12:52

the gloves was found at the scene, one of the gloves was found in

12:54

his car. They had blood on them. There was

12:56

forensic evidence. But the lawyer for him said, if

12:58

it doesn't fit, meaning the gloves, you must acquit.

13:00

And basically all OJ did was, you know that

13:02

thing where you put your hands in the glove

13:05

and you kind of spit your hands out a little

13:07

bit. Yeah. Like

13:09

my four year old when he's complaining they're not right.

13:11

Yeah. But it was also because it was, was it

13:13

Johnny Cochran? Was that the lawyer? Because he was as

13:15

much a sort of celeb in a way as OJ

13:18

and was very happy to sort of do stuff like

13:20

that and kind of take the credit and become this

13:22

massive figure and play the race card massively as opposed

13:24

to, you know, did he

13:26

murder her? I think most people would go. Yeah.

13:28

I mean, Simpson spent the next nearly 30 years

13:31

kind of playing on the idea that he might

13:33

have done it. Including writing a book called If

13:35

I Be. Yeah.

13:37

I mean, That's good for yours in

13:39

Waterstones at the moment. I have no kitchen in a big

13:41

table. I mean, they probably are going

13:43

to reprint it now, aren't they? Yeah.

13:45

And after he wrote this book, which I did remember reading,

13:48

but actually stopped reading because it was a bit awful. But

13:50

the family sued him for the royalties of the book

13:53

because of course he still hadn't paid them any money.

13:55

And so they now get the royalties. So maybe we

13:57

should all buy. Oh, yeah. May go and buy the

13:59

terrible book. And my good book. You

14:02

should please down. Now your turn.

14:17

Now comedian Joe Lysit is famous

14:19

for many things, including pranks,

14:21

and he has recently confessed to

14:23

pranking the papers. And

14:26

by extension, paper cuts. By

14:28

planting silly made up stories to see which

14:30

ones would make it into the press. So

14:33

Alistair, he seems to have revealed a

14:35

couple of fake stories. Which

14:37

ones has he confessed to so far? Well it's kind of

14:39

Joe's modus operandi at the moment, isn't it? Sort of

14:42

dropping things in like he did with the Beckham cash and

14:44

did he, didn't he? And everyone was

14:46

going, you can't do that! And then he

14:48

obviously revealed that he hadn't done that. The

14:50

stories that he hasn't actually said yet, because

14:52

obviously he's got a TV show to sell.

14:55

But the ones that the people suspect are

14:57

made up are the Alan

15:00

Titchmarsh pixelated trousers in Korea

15:02

story. We

15:04

did talk about that, but it's such an excellent story. I

15:06

mean I want it to be true. To

15:08

be fair to you, even Alan Titchmarsh talked about

15:10

it. So he was on the radio going, I'm

15:12

not normally a scandalous man. And I

15:15

mean this is also, it's in North Korea.

15:17

I mean, I don't know if you're aware

15:19

of Kim Jong-un's round of golf, which he

15:21

managed to complete in 47 shots. Which

15:24

is a world record by about 47 shots.

15:26

So when it comes to fake news

15:28

in North Korea, I think we're on safe ground. Although

15:31

apparently the BBC have verified

15:33

that story, so you are in good

15:35

company in Paperclarts. But is it just

15:37

verified by calling Alan Titchmarsh? And Alan Titchmarsh

15:39

was in on the joke, that doesn't quite

15:41

work anyway. No I know, but at the same time it was

15:43

still a good reason for the Daily Mail to call for the license thing to

15:45

be revoked. Then what else

15:47

is there? This is, if

15:50

anyone can see the visual of it, there's some

15:52

statue stories that look like they may be. There's

15:55

one that Paul McCartney has refused permission for

15:57

a statue of himself to

15:59

go up. because it's so bad.

16:02

And the picture, I mean, it makes

16:04

Ronaldo's statue in the Portuguese airport look

16:06

positively flattering. It looks like it's made

16:09

out of cake. It looks like it's

16:11

made out of cake. It looks worryingly

16:13

similar to his spitting image picture. And

16:15

you know, because he's always had that slightly droopy

16:18

face and that, you know, any good caricature takes

16:20

things to the nth degree. So I would have

16:22

sympathy with Paul McCartney if it was true, but

16:24

it probably isn't, although it might be more true

16:27

than the other story, which is

16:29

that H from steps is

16:31

definitely having a statue in in Calbridge,

16:34

which is because he's from the Rhonda

16:36

or as as as Rishi Sunak

16:38

knows it, Louise. And

16:43

they have, yeah, there's a story that

16:45

H is going to have a statue.

16:47

And then it looks like Calbridge County

16:49

Council said apparently no planning permission has

16:51

been received. So once again, once

16:53

again, we will be we could be let down

16:55

by the truth. Yes, I mean, it's

16:57

like I mean, the ancient statue really does

17:00

look like the Ronaldo one. It looks

17:02

like somebody might have typed in H

17:04

from steps as Ronaldo statue. So

17:07

there's no planning application. There's one other that

17:10

we I mean, I can't believe this is

17:12

true, but obviously the rumor mill has gone

17:14

into overdrive as it always does that the Glasgow

17:16

Wonka might be a lice. That can't be

17:18

real. No,

17:20

I just I can't believe that that is I

17:22

mean, it's got it's got if it is Joe,

17:24

I mean, I'm Joe's friend of mine and he's

17:26

an amazing cover. But if that was him, then

17:28

he has reached a whole new plateau of achievement

17:30

because that was quite the story. And I will

17:32

definitely be taking my children. I

17:35

mean, this does feel like it

17:37

is quite easy to game the papers. If you

17:40

just like pretend something is a survey,

17:42

like so often if you kind of read

17:44

about these sort of fairly gratuitous surveys, they've

17:47

been conducted to promote a brand. What? I'm

17:49

shocked. Yeah, it just kind of

17:51

feels like because I have

17:53

some sympathy with like Britain's hard press journalists,

17:55

as you know, one of them, Because

17:58

it is basically like everyone. Newspapers

18:00

don't have that that the have a fraction of

18:02

the resources they have decades ago. Nobody has time

18:05

to the fact checking attribute something. stories die you

18:07

see So shit like this is gonna get hurt

18:09

or is or isn't column inches, exits and it's

18:11

pixels because I mean like if you have any

18:13

friends have any level of celebrity.com My friend to

18:16

send us is one of the chases and of

18:18

internets Anything he says he avoids tubers I'm a

18:20

bit and suddenly appears on the mail as you

18:22

like. None of this has happened on his car

18:24

accident or just and I tweeted something about going

18:27

to the shops. I am that this isn't a

18:29

desolate little as Peter. How people who like there

18:31

will be people do research is for Poo center

18:33

which is. Creepy. Potentially. but those

18:35

those will exists as you know

18:38

my history. But. Also it's because as

18:40

we know it for during the says that in

18:42

as a lot of very dark headlines doesn't I

18:44

thought me that less so if you are offset

18:46

the story of a woman finding a baby had

18:48

children it turning out to be the pump Pomona

18:50

on. You know where?

18:54

Is the reason we will have the bloody

18:56

Days stuff. but my I know he's in

18:58

love. even the hedgehog. It will be pretty

19:01

traumatic. wouldn't if he wasn't another one. Of.

19:05

Those scientists are perceived as soon as possible.

19:07

Have a lovely time has given the source

19:09

of whom milk yeah my see Arabia ours

19:12

is over. old story the Mile Run was

19:14

never. The woman who found saw bird was

19:16

in her said and phoned the police and

19:18

spurs agreeable the resources and so she found

19:20

by a minute later. When it's or I have

19:22

some of which point five police cars and a

19:24

police helicopter turned up for the inspectors of I thought

19:26

you said you'd sell them and see said I thought

19:29

you said you know I'm and one available and. I

19:31

to lie that somebody I mean. So

19:33

I'm hoping some more of the Hedgehog.

19:35

Pompom Strength eight statue story some

19:38

enough one week slip. Really? You

19:40

get so annoyed when we have

19:42

actual nice to talk. Wisdom

19:46

says Boa constrictor mistaken for

19:48

genuine for our. years

19:52

ago Now

20:07

it's time for the greatest headline competition run

20:09

by a daily podcast the world has ever

20:12

known. Yes it's time for Fix the Headline,

20:14

where we find a headline in the papers

20:16

that isn't doing its proper punny funny job.

20:18

And then we get you, our lovely publicist

20:20

listeners, to send it a better one. And

20:23

this week we have a story from

20:25

the Daily Mail. Boffins from the University

20:27

of Illinois have found that if you

20:30

want to stay out of jail you

20:32

need to hire an attractive lawyer. Their

20:35

headline. Can anyone remember

20:37

OJ Simms lawyer at law? Yeah

20:40

I can remember Johnny Depp's. Their headline, want

20:42

to win their case? Get a

20:44

beautiful barista. Which is just so

20:46

boring. Anyway we know you can

20:48

do better. Send in your

20:51

ideas to at paper cut show on XOR threads

20:53

with the hashtag fix the headline and we'll

20:55

read out the best ones on Monday. And the

20:57

very best will win a paper cut t-shirt.

21:00

Oh yes. Okay so

21:02

what about today John? Have you got any

21:04

good ones? So unusually I've got one from

21:06

the mirror which is always exciting. A

21:08

new mum says her baby really is

21:10

born to ride after joining her motorbike

21:12

mad family in a shock delivery at

21:14

a motor cross track. Shannon

21:17

Watson 17 was stunned when Jackson arrived

21:19

during the event on Sunday as was

21:21

her mum who did not know she

21:23

was pregnant. Oh right so she's literally

21:25

giving birth. I was really confused.

21:28

This is a confusingly written story

21:30

I would say. But yeah so

21:33

basically someone was riding a motorbike

21:35

and went into labour. The

21:37

headline is Little Race On. Okay

21:40

that's alright. Over in the sun Vinny

21:42

Jones is seen with his new girlfriend

21:44

for the first time since it was

21:46

revealed they had struck up a romance.

21:49

The footballer turned actor 59 and Emma

21:51

Ford 47 were pictured heading for dinner. This

21:54

is one of those stories where they've literally just got a

21:56

picture and then just come up with some guff and the

21:59

headline. Vin Love again. Aww.

22:02

Yes. Sweet. Yes. Not

22:05

give it sweet. Sweet. Stolen from

22:07

an article about Vin Diesel, apparently. Last

22:10

three from me, a girls under 14

22:12

football team have triumphed in an avoid

22:14

all boys grassroots league. You

22:16

can already feel the movie rise. Yeah.

22:20

Unbeaten Concord Rangers yellows have 31 points

22:22

from 11 games this season. They finished

22:24

mid table in their first campaign, but

22:26

have been trouncing their male rivals this

22:28

season with 2.13 nilths

22:30

and a 14 win in their 10 league wins.

22:34

The headline is Golden Girls.

22:36

Yay. Golden Girls. Oh, even

22:38

better. Nice. So, Alison, you've got the

22:40

star, right? I've got the lucky one

22:42

here. I've got a couple of those.

22:44

This one, this is that, well, I

22:46

think that we can all agree that

22:49

the Brits with our growing and burgeoning

22:51

food culture, which has improved massively over

22:53

the years, but what we've done always

22:55

is taken dishes and brought them in

22:57

and given them our little twist, like,

22:59

you know, chicken tikka masala and added

23:01

ketchup, which is obviously huge on the

23:03

Indian subcontinent. And this

23:05

is about the Italians are saying that

23:07

Brits are ruining the original recipe of

23:09

spaghetti bolognese. We're putting too many ingredients

23:12

in the dish. You

23:14

know, don't get me started on carbon. I know that's a whole different

23:16

one, but the, this is, this is where it, this is where it

23:18

goes. This is proper style and this

23:20

is a spag balls up. That's

23:23

good. I think we can go with that. That's all

23:25

right. And then this one, which I

23:27

particularly like, I like it more than

23:29

anything else because of the first paragraph of the actual

23:32

article. There's hope for

23:34

brainless Dominic Raab

23:36

as boffins

23:38

have created brain cells in a

23:40

Petri dish. So that's

23:42

somehow a solution to the fact that he

23:45

rose to one of the great offices. And

23:49

again, a beautiful minister lab brain hope.

23:51

And what they've gone with is lucky

23:54

rabbit. That's so

23:56

tenuous. That's massively tenuous. I Just love the fact

23:59

that it's a very good place to go. Like

24:01

this is an interesting side story and they've just

24:03

seen in this scene opportunities attack Dominic Raab and

24:05

they were not an aunt who wouldn't. Now

24:09

all over the star and incessant with

24:11

the prospectus to is to build up

24:14

to tomorrow's once every year horse race.

24:16

The Grand National before we saw honestly I

24:18

was the on celebrating the thoughtless several horses

24:20

every year or injured because of the race

24:22

and has to be footpath that. We

24:26

want my to have a look at it in the

24:28

way that the papers do. So let's turn to the

24:30

star honest at what is. Going on there

24:32

always all over the place for moves

24:34

dog and I'm going to give you

24:36

some proper to save my myself. Very

24:38

valuable to the listeners because them as

24:41

I said the with the headlines the

24:43

dinosaurs planning to win the grand money

24:45

off that singing save Them Man Jerry

24:47

who I wasn't aware of his oeuvre

24:50

previously, but Jerry Lewis and about a

24:52

Caesar He's been coached by to time

24:54

national winner Ruby Wolves and they've been

24:56

signing him on. I'm going to

24:58

pronounce this Romney. they've been returning. I'm a member

25:01

Comical horse. The exercises which

25:03

I believe is kind of dl minutes up

25:05

there with the pounds and combination of at

25:07

quite exercise and and and and at the

25:09

equalizer I would imagine as well. Five top

25:12

tips to win these illegal rest and you

25:14

all in good stead. Hold on tight is

25:16

one of. Us

25:18

is sick. This is my number to make

25:20

sure you're sat in the saddle a lot

25:22

less prefer a lot of the joke. Forget

25:25

about one or three so close your eyes

25:27

for check. You're right. has four legs and

25:29

five. Bring civil up. Somebody goes a bit

25:31

down hills. was. The and but the big

25:34

tip apparently the big said this is wrong

25:36

going to help everyone out the big

25:38

cities with you need a jockey in

25:40

green silks on a horse with all

25:42

and nine and two to sit Done

25:44

research or of that was when as

25:46

yet research into when it's a cross

25:48

referencing are found a few a few

25:50

things with green six to thirty three

25:52

horses with green silks and name's even

25:54

containing at all and com and they

25:56

are chemical energy limerick place and meeting of

25:58

the waters which essentially. Like a day

26:00

out in Liverpool anyway. but a chemical energy

26:03

few are responsible and everyone get hammered at

26:05

the bar. Ah but chemical energy is is

26:07

is pretty on my mind going for chemical

26:09

energy a thing. As to him I would

26:11

like to go for twelve months although there

26:13

is an outsider and everyone loves outside of

26:15

sort of Devon Lock saying is no silence

26:17

and that he says it's her at one

26:19

hundred to one is accept Doria which is

26:21

is French for signing a loss and I'm.

26:25

Not quite nice. I'm just finally just

26:27

one lovely bizarre of on love even

26:29

Star Plumbing. The bookies of and

26:31

several because of how to to

26:33

write. Rambler was one last year

26:35

may winning again and or maybe

26:37

gonna win a second arrives and

26:39

they've gone for correct in a

26:41

phobia. ah sorry, that's nice. So.

26:43

Obviously aren't how I tickets are grand.

26:46

the so when it's in the think

26:48

we just the dinky outfits so you

26:50

go for either name or you guess

26:52

it it think. Outfits as I like

26:54

to think of as as see the

26:56

Obama Justice and so he was sorry

26:59

until I'm sure he's players didn't finish

27:01

your nicer than Cg little man. Let's

27:03

be honest, it's It's not problematic in

27:05

some way. Know it's not because. What

27:08

I look as I look at their style and

27:10

then I did some on the style and that's

27:12

the one that I guess or I found one

27:14

said i at the foot completely free says it's

27:16

name's is late night classes or I suffice. To

27:18

once cities it's got quite a bit, but still

27:21

there's others as well as is quite. A in

27:23

whites with a deep red seats and a white

27:25

cap. And I would wear that. I think my

27:27

mother was probably a blows idioms and are all

27:29

of it has the home and doesn't always mean

27:32

does look like a blur videogaming dame a normal

27:34

do could were pretty much any jockey so many

27:36

of us absorb. I do like the idea that

27:38

you would be going wearing like night pass with

27:40

chemical energy or thing that can be quite. Might

27:43

see that's I think that has also

27:45

in the mail this additional pictures of

27:47

dress the nine scouse women on the

27:50

last which is another. Point of the

27:52

grand Nationalism says completing the these it

27:54

as the pits is that with with

27:56

the coverage I'm interested in exactly. No

28:00

sab said out loud or is it is

28:02

kind of the point of every weekend in

28:04

Liverpool as well as this Grand National. Recent

28:06

is. Clay is it said? I have lots of

28:09

pictures of I see women's just as a nice

28:11

having an absolutely fantastic types in the mail that

28:13

slightly moaning because. They sit in, the cost of

28:15

the booze is gone up and this is really terrible.

28:17

The punt is clearly done test. As an absolutely

28:19

amazing tits and the mail online sets

28:21

the concentrating on a lot of ladies

28:24

and pinned because they think Bobby seems

28:26

that a good a picture of a

28:28

woman and pengxi of quite nice but

28:30

behind her. Still miss this so have

28:32

another woman who is basically trust in

28:35

a silver dress but she's pull a

28:37

silver global I said over our heads.

28:39

Are you sure as hell poly

28:42

else? It was really lucky. Mindfulness:

28:44

No Member: Daft Punk. Scene

28:47

member at that. Moment when

28:49

I said to moses, Dolphins has absolutely

28:52

brilliant officers. We can move on. Homers

28:54

a be sexy members of anything. Or

28:57

he said hundred. And

29:02

that's the end of today's paper. Test thanks

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30:01

how to swim. We should tell. The Village.

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