January twenty-fifth, Dan's podcast diary continued: Began recounting the tale of Bram Stoker's Dracula. First, I administered a quiz to my intrepid sibling co-hosts Sarah and Tom, regarding that most sinister and infamous real-estate mogul, Count Dracula. As a university-trained vampire hunter, I am the most qualified to guide them through this 1897 classic, and best guard them against the hornier deviations from Francis Ford Coppola's film "adaption." Please find within, a broad discussion of vampire powers, their weaknesses, and their continued prevelance in pop culture. My account ends here, dear reader. For like the devious Count, I, too, have been slain by a cowboy.