This is prob simultaneously the most deranged, idiotic,... and inspired ep that I've prod. in this last year of podcasting. Speaking of which, PPM just turned 1 yr old: pls make sure to rate & review it on Spotify in celebration & get the word out as yr able! We sure do appreciate it. To access all 2+ hours of this fire & brimstone Paranoiacostal sermon & the full index, sub to the PPM Patreon: patreon.com/ParaPowerMapping

In which yr faithful ParaPower Mapper assumes an inverted Baby Billy Freeman from The Righteous Gemstones persona, donning an anti-Prosperity Gospel & anti-Z****st preacher mask, in order to deliver a lengthy sermon decrying the exploitive televangelist ministry of the Osteen dynasty & an alt history of the House of Usury known as Lakewood Church, culminating in an examination of the sus interlocks, inconsistencies, & myriad connections that shed a diabolical light on the highly publicized "shooting" that took place at said repurposed Houston Rockets arena some weeks ago. 

We call upon the Holy Spirit to guide us as we humbly seek to speak in sus-olalia (not glossolalia), setting the possible contours of this false flag conspiracy alight... Fill us w/ sus tongues of Holy Fire, Lord, as we consider whether this "domestic terrorist attack" was an op to shitcoat the popular pro-Palestinian movement as antisemitic & Hamas-affiliated, providing further genocidal justification for the hasbara-artistes.

We're talking:

Prosperity Gospel; Charismatic Movement; televangelism; Azusa St. Revival; William J. Seymour; Charles Parham; John Osteen's conversion story & early ministry; his son Joel Osteen; Lakewood Church attack; Full Gospel Businessmen's Fellowship Int'l; Demos Shakarian (capitalist evangelist & Kardashian clan relative); the faith healer & fraudster William Branham, one of John Osteen's primary mentors; the Branhamite cultic tree & various sects that have branched from it; Jim Jones & the People's Temple; Colonia Dignidad & Paul Schafer; the recent spate of prob Israeli lobby-organized bomb hoaxes on college campuses; Christian Z****sm; Joel Osteen's friendship w/ Bi*bi Netan*yahu; an earlier parcel bombing at the Lakewood Church that may serve as a skeleton key to understanding this possible false flag; Houston shooter Genesse Moreno's diagnoses of dissociation, schizophrenia, & PTSD; her schizo "antisemitic" screeds on social media; her repeated telegraphing of the attack; the possibility that her M*I*L is either her programmer or else played a precipitating role in her psych breakdown by attempting to sic CPS on Moreno & steal custody of her son Samuel; the fact Moreno's husband is imprisoned over failing to register as a sex offender in FL; Genesse's apparent connections to Lakewood via her bio mother, which make her decision to target the Church all the more curious, as the primary motivations that she professed online for the attack in the lead up were her desire to exact her revenge on her mom-in-law, who, curiously enough, happens to be a Rabbi & whose connection to Lakewood Church is unclear... Not to mention Genesse's incoherent political statements, her obsession w/ "Ham_s", and her repeated intimations that her MIL in driving her mad. All meaning that her actions & her self-professed rationale behind the attack appear incongruent. Her allegations that her Mom-in-Law has the F*B*I surveilling her & certain paranoiac behaviors & pathologies that seem highly reminiscent of James Yoo (not to mention her stimulant-quickened writing style verging on the illegible, which is also comparable). Other revelations include: that Moreno's Rabbi MIL maintains her son was also the victim of repeated CSA as a child and that Moreno refers to her MIL as the source of her insanity. And much more.

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| Demajor77 - "What Can Wash My Sins Away..." Organ Solo | 

| Cory Henry - "The Revivalist Project" |