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Did you get a handbag? Yay. Sorry, little purple handbag. Poe's just like the

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little red handbag. Poe's the little annoying one.

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Yeah. She just goes, Poe. Poe. To be fair, they all just say their own fucking

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name. They're like Pokemon. Oh my gosh, yeah.

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I didn't realise you were recording that entire conversation.

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Not all of it, just as I realised it was getting weird.

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It's always good to have a weird discussion about Bellatubbies being Pokemon at the beginning.

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Music.

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Thank you.

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Hello everyone and welcome to today's episode of illuminate me you are joining

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Tasha, Stacey, Luna in there?

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I don't know. Before we start this episode, actually, I do have some interesting riddles for you guys.

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Oh, I like this. I'm so bad at riddles.

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It's not a riddle. It's kind of like just to see how you guys think.

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Okay. So, here's the first one.

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One day, the police found a man dead inside of a hut.

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In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording.

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When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking about how horrible

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his life is and how he wants it to end.

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The recording ends with a gunshot. The police are about to call it a suicide

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until you point out one very important clue. What did you point out?

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That he wasn't killed by a gunshot.

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No, you hear a gunshot in the recording. The person's got a gun in the one hand

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and a recorder in the other one. And he hears a gunshot. He ended the recording. Yeah.

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So what you're saying that because... Because he ended the recording after the

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gunshot, he couldn't have killed himself. He couldn't have stopped on the recording.

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Obviously, the man couldn't have done it because if he shot himself in the head,

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how's he meant to keep playing the recording? But also that wow that it stopped.

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I'd have so overcomplicated that movie. It would have been.

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It would have been. Yeah. He shot at someone else, but actually he was stabbed.

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I'd have so killed. He got stabbed with a bullet. Someone held the bullet and just pushed it in.

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I'm such a fan of conspiracy theorists. No, no.

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I've got another one, though. See how you guys think here. I know what the test

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is. She told me about it. Who's the man with the gun? Is it Epstein?

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No, no. But there is another one. So, a girl goes to her mum's funeral,

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and while she's at this funeral, she meets a man, and he is like, chef's kiss delish.

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You know, she's head over heels in love. At his funeral.

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They meet at this funeral, nothing really happens, she stupidly doesn't take

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his number, probably because she's too busy thinking about, you know,

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her mum being dead and all that. Then, a few weeks later, she kills her sister.

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Why did she kill her sister? Was she banging him? That's what I was going to

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say I've heard this before And it's bugging me,

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Nathan knows the answer But he doesn't know the answer It's about there So it

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wasn't her sister's boyfriend No It's someone that she'd never met before At her mum's funeral,

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Was it her dad? No no he was just a random man Nothing to do with the family No relation then

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why was he at the funeral he obviously knew the mom if he was there man he killed them off,

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can we explain it yes because my brain's

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okay so she killed the sister because if this guy was at the mom's funeral he

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must have known the family so they're likely there was a chance that if he turned

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up to the mom's funeral he'd turn up to the sister's funeral so she could get

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the Jesus Christ That's extreme All of that for him to be like Sorry I've got

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a girlfriend Yeah Could you imagine Yeah, Sorry I'm your cousin,

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Sorry I'm Sorry Sorry hon I don't like women Sweet home Well Whatever.

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Jesus So those questions Were actually psychopath tests There's loads of them

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There's actually a lot more than that But basically it's like Trying to see

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if you think Like a psychopath Like there was The first one I ever heard Was um,

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A man gets a phone call and the police say, your wife's just been killed.

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I'm so sorry. Can you please come to where she was killed?

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Husband rushes to the crime scene. And the police are arrested.

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Instantly gets arrested. Why did he get arrested? They didn't tell him where the crime scene was.

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There you go. See, that's quite straightforward. Yeah. From those questions

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you asked, I'm definitely not a psychopath.

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No. My brain doesn't brain that well.

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My brain, no brain, good. No. Do you know what I thought?

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You know where I thought that one was going? Have you heard this one?

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It's not a riddle or anything like that. He says there's been a terrible accident

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somewhere involving a family member, and you've got to go to this place. It's a 30-minute drive.

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It's a beautiful summer's evening. You've got the windows rolled down.

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Would you listen to music on the way there? Yes. No.

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The complete opposite answer there. To me, it depends who's dead and how happy

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I am. Yeah, that's a good point. And I could listen to some sad music and be sad all the way there.

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Or I could turn on some bangers and turn the volume up and be like,

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fuck yeah, bitch is dead. Imagine if they turn up there and they're like, I'm really sorry.

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Imagine if it was like you guys, I'm really sorry your sister's dead and I rock

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up listening to WAP or something. Because no one would shuffle, that would come on. I'll allow it.

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It'd be a little bit like watching porn and you finish at the wrong moment.

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You could have a really sad song on and just before you turn up,

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something really inappropriate comes on and the song finishes and you're like,

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oh, this isn't the song I want to turn up listening to.

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One second, I've got to say, did you say wop and not wap?

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I'm telling you, wop, wop, wop. to rhyme with mop mop mop exactly no you got some wet old pussy,

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see for me driving is my switch off and escape time so I put my music on I'm

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thinking about nothing else while I'm behind the wheel of a car especially if I'm on my own,

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without my child in the car I hope you're thinking about the road well obviously

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yeah but that's pretty second nature doesn't it The music had come on by itself, which...

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I've had so many people, like, I'll turn the volume up full,

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and when you get out of the car, you get back in the car, it takes about two

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minutes for the Bluetooth to connect, and it starts playing,

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and then it just goes, ah, and it scares the shit out of everybody in the car.

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I never drive off until my Bluetooth's connected and my music's on.

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I could be late to work, but I'm not driving until my music's playing.

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I could be driving around the corner, and I would still wait for it to connect

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at least into half the song. I did it the first time, not long after we got

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the car, I took Luke out in the car. And we just turned around in the car park and the music just went,

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and he literally left the seat.

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Sorry, Luke. Sorry. You're always making poor Luke jump.

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Like when I sneeze in the kitchen, he left the floor. He actually physically

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jumps. Took him a few years.

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Anyway, so we're 10 minutes into this recording and we haven't actually fucking

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said anything yet. Can I go first this time? You can indeed.

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I've been dying to do this one for ages. The last recording was an hour and

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a half long and we didn't even fucking finish it. So let's actually get into this one.

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I'm pulling a Nathan. I'm going first.

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Are you going to go last as well, Stace? I might let you. More or not. I might.

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Just don't make us the bookends.

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Yeah, we're the books. We're the dead kid bookends. some of the I'm assuming.

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Don't add the context I'm going to make him edit out the dead kid jokes as well Mine,

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kind of involves dead kids but No.

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For context because this is going to go out before the last one we recorded

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which is the next episode of Aerie Theories to get that joke I say joke To get

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that reference, listen to the next one.

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I'm not taking it out. So.

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The one I've got is, I really don't know how to explain it, but I'm going to

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put some trigger warnings out there. It's grim.

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Okay. Conspiracy theory, obviously.

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I'm just going to start. So this is the Teletubby theory.

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So who remembers the Teletubbies? Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. And it's strange because when I wrote this up, none

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of it was trending and they've brought all the onesies out

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you could be whoever you want now really weird though

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it's come up at the time that you finally finally

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finally getting to read this out so

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for anyone who doesn't know the teletubbies it's the

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iconic staple children's tv program of the late 90s first aired in 96 on bbc2

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before being internationally just for context the program featured four different

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coloured humanoid beings with screens on their bellies,

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a baby inside the sun, Nunu, a vacuum cleaner who kept them in check and a strange windmill thing on

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top of the hill that would emit some sort of magical frequency that would make

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the Teletubbies act rather strange.

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Don't forget Toby Custard. Oh, yes. From that weird fucking showerhead that

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came out the floor. Time for tubby bye-bye. Fuck off, you weirdo.

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So if that doesn't sound unusual enough, there's been a conspiracy theory floating

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around about them since March 2023,

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which makes the seemingly innocent children's programme sound all the more creepy.

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Now, I'm going to insert a trigger warning here. This conspiracy involves psychotic children and death.

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And after hearing this theory I really nearly didn't talk about it but it's

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one of them the more you look into it, The more you dig up and it's like, I'm going to do it.

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So according to the scare cast on TikTok,

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the Teletubbies TV program was inspired, allegedly, by a Bulgarian mental health

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facility for children called La La Land,

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where psychotic children were isolated in dark rooms.

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Apparently, four psychotic children tragically died on the same day.

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These four children were said to have inspired the Teletubbies.

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Wonderful. So. Sounds a lot like the Russian sleep experiment.

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It does have a lot of similarities.

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So you've got Lala, who was said to have been a child to have a facial disfigurement,

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who spent five years in darkness and isolation and just died.

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The second one was a child called Tute, a deaf, facially deformed child who

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supposedly inspired Tinky Winky.

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Tute was said to have been tired to a fence outside the facility and died of

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frostbite, which is why he's purple, supposedly.

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Jesus! Donka, who inspired Dipsy, was said to have been starving and unwell

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and collapsed in his own vomit and died.

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Is that why he was green? Maybe. I hadn't put two and two together there.

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Paulina, who inspired Poe, supposedly fell into a fire and was burnt alive.

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And it's been red. No, you think that's bad?

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Wait until I tell you why they're called the Teletubbies, according to this conspiracy theory.

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The only thing that they had to comfort them in the facility were small little TVs in their rooms.

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The facility staff said that they were going to confiscate the TVs because they

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believed it wasn't helping them.

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So the children came together to plan a way in which to hide the TVs.

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The plan they decided on was to cut open their stomachs and hide the small TVs

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in there so they couldn't be found and taken away from them.

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So, of course, there is absolutely no factual evidence to back this up,

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which is the reason that I've read it, because it is just a load of rubbish,

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as grim as it is. Just like the Russian sleep experiment.

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Yeah, and the creators of the show have said that they took their inspiration

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from the technological advances and developments happening in the world at the time.

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But what do we think? I think it's very good imagination. Very grim imagination.

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It could even have been AI, because obviously by then we had a lot of AI-generated

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text and things like that. It could easily have been a story written by an AI.

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Tell me a creepy backstory for the Teletubbies. Absolutely. And then just post it online.

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No, there are other conspiracy theories.

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That's around the programme. That was the one I originally saw,

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but I thought I'd include a few of the others as well.

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So other conspiracies surrounding the Teletubbies include that the baby in the

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sun wasn't a baby, but in fact a demon,

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with some claiming to see a demonic visage take over the baby's face as the

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sun expands for just a second right before it explodes.

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Notes another one is that the teletubbies are in fact biogenetically engineered slaves.

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Who are not in control of their own destiny that a strange voice out of nowhere

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the voiceover guy tells them when to do everything that the vacuum cleaner nunu

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is keeping them in check and making making sure that they follow orders.

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And the windmill pinwheel thing on top of the hill is described as a godlike

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structure because the Teletubbies drop to their knees and worship it when it starts spinning.

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And then someone decides to film it and make it a kid show.

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It then chooses the chosen one and turns on its tummy TV.

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Okay. Some parents... There's more.

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Fucking hell. Stop their kids watching the show because they believed that it

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was brainwashing their children when the speakers pop up out of the ground in

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the TV show and continually chant, time for Teletubbies,

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time for Teletubbies. There's also a conspiracy that links the Teletubbies to Harry Potter.

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If you look at the shapes, and this is really interesting, actually,

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because you can look this up. Oh, no, I've seen this. They make this. So if you look at the shapes of the antennae on Tinky Winky,

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Dipsy, Lala and Poe, the three symbols when combined form the symbol for the Deathly Hallows.

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And Lala's antennae is strangely similar to the shape of Harry Potter's scar.

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So I was meant to say there, the shapes of the antennae of Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Poe.

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Are the three symbols of the Deathly Hallows. And then La La's Antella,

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the squiggle, is similar to Harry Potter's scar.

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So that is my rabbit hole that I fell down with the Teletubbies conspiracy.

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And I just thought it was really stupid and cool. It is really stupid and cool.

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All I was going to say is there's no way, Dipsy, the guy who wears a hat,

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that immaculate, is listening to something called No No.

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That's very true you took that very personally you did

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i did yeah i'll defend my guy so for

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my conspiracy theories i've actually decided to do

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a little bit of a twist i have decided to

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talk about conspiracy theories that actually were proven to

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be true so the first

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one we've touched upon it in the past anyway obviously for mk

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ultra this is like i'll name them the kind

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of the title of the theory and then i'll go into the details the first one was

18:10

that the cia secretly dosed americans in the search for mind control drugs and

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this is basically the case that ended up proving this conspiracy theory correct

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because the cia tried to control people using lsd.

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I bet that backfired a bit yeah it

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was the the ridiculously high doses that

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was really really messing with people horrible yeah did

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the duster huh how did they get people

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to take it they're a free drugs fan yeah they

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were literally some of them it was through a college

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i think and they said that they were doing like a science experiment could

18:48

you just take these painkillers whatever

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it was they said that they were taking but it was

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a ridiculously high dosage of lsd and then

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while they were tripping they torture them they'd

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fuck with their head and they try to see if

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they could use them and be like will you go

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do this for me go kill this person or whatever and to

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see whether they'd be susceptible to to mind

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control that's out of order and then when

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they came around we're like no we didn't and just completely

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blagged it and told people it didn't to happen yeah that's

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so bad so reading up on some of the facts some

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of them sadly there was mental patients prisoners drug

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addicts and prostitutes some of the people that wouldn't fight back you know

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inverted commas there and the people that if they did commit a crime under instruction

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the government could be like or the people conducting the experiment could be

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like no we didn't make you do that

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yeah like so the vulnerable people in society that just makes it were.

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And apparently in one case a mental patient in Kentucky was dosed with LSD continuously for 174 days.

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I thought you were going to say years then. I don't know why my brain went to years.

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174 years. He'd been dead for most of it. They just kept giving it to him. Just pickled him in LSD.

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Surely there's withdrawals from these kind of drugs.

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That must have been awful. Yeah. But apparently Project MK Ultra lasted two

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full decades during which zero LSD-based mind control were discovered.

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Didn't work, obviously. Or it did.

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And obviously they're not going to tell you that.

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20 years it carried on for and nobody said shit. 20 years and they didn't find any evidence.

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Like they keep going for 20 fucking years with no evidence.

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Nothing. It didn't work at all. So we just kept going for 20 years. Yeah. Bollocks.

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I think they found small. They found something. So there's still conspiracies within the team.

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There's also the fact that the second it was leaked that it was officially true,

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this actually happened. People have been screaming about it for decades.

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No one believed them. And they finally leaked it, and it was confirmed that it happened.

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All the records were suddenly lost and destroyed. Yeah.

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Weird, that. I like how NASA lost the technology to go to the moon.

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And the video of them on the moon.

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Suspish. Very suspish. Here we go, Natasha. What else you got?

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The second one is actually a bit more daft, but quite funny still.

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So the theory was there were hundreds of ETs buried under New Mexico.

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Obviously, we did have that one that was recently dug up. That one was...

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Is it cake is it cake is it

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cookie is it cake i actually know

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this one i don't know what you're gonna say yes so back

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in obviously the like 80s et

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was l was obviously a big thing so naturally

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everyone wanted to like capitalize off this big

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you know this big film franchise not a franchise try but big

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film so they made a game for the atari and

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basically the game was so shit

22:13

that atari themselves bought all

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the unsold copies put them in some like

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concrete casing in the new in the new mexico

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desert and buried it so generally there

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is actually hundreds of ets buried

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in new mexico go does it why don't they just destroy them

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I don't know give them away it's going to be the weirdest thing for people to

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find in the future someone obviously went okay it was a fucking massive flop

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but what we could do is we can bury all the ETs in the desert and I love people

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talking about this in 20 years talking about a podcast.

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But in actual fact it does have a little bit of a happy ending in 2015 someone

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dug up and found the cartridges and sold them raising raising more than $108,000.

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Nice. Yeah. Literally. Gutty. Oh, no, yeah. Apparently, they couldn't give them away.

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That is next level, I'm embarrassed of this, isn't it? Put it in a concrete box.

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Bury it. Bury it in the desert.

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What's in the box? You don't want to know. What's in the box?

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And then the last one, which was just, Everyone kind of knows this anyway.

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The government wants to beam secret messages into your brains.

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So it's the tinfoil hats. Obviously, it's going to be the big one of all the conspiracy theories. And...

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It's basically referring to microwave hearing, which has been proven to be a thing.

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It's a phenomenon described by human observers as a sensation of buzzing,

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ticking, hissing, or knocking sounds that originate within or immediately behind the head.

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And apparently it's like people who are near like bases and things like that.

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It's like non-lethal weapons. If they're nearby, they'll usually hear weird noises. And there was this one story.

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I've heard that. yeah yeah and

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there was this one person who had metal fillings and i

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think she had a crown similar to what i've got and apparently she could like i

24:19

think she was like always picking radio frequencies from her filling and she

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was like what yeah very much like the havana syndrome that we talked about a

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few weeks ago yeah and that's all the that was all the ones that i thought i'd

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talk about because Some of them are quite long-winded. Yeah, some of them are like... Like the one everyone talked about recently,

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the conspiracy that you found listening to you. Look, it's a fact. It does.

24:48

It's a fact they've admitted it. It does. We mentioned clocks,

24:50

Leah. I wonder if it's going to come up with Ugg boots. No, we've spoken about that tonight.

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The weirdest one, Alan's mocked me several times for telling him this,

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but it happens too fucking much.

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I have thought, not even said, out loud, I have thought of something,

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and a sponsored ad came up. I'm like, how the fuck are you giving me that?

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Get out of my head. It is weird, isn't it? So weird.

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And this is before we've got all the chips planted in our bodies.

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It's just what we need. Get this chip fitted so then someone can hack your fucking brain.

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You don't need the LSD for mind control. I can just take control of you.

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What are you on about? We have had chips fitted, obviously, when we got our

25:36

COVID jabs. That's a good point. That's what I was just about to say. All that 5G banging through my brain.

25:42

Yeah. I mean, I've got 5G on my phone, so therefore it's in my brain.

25:46

I thought you were a bookend. Oh, yeah. I was going to be a bookend. Although I did say I wasn't going to go last anymore.

25:53

Oh, but that was so... Well, it wouldn't be last episode. That's so next episode.

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Yeah. You all know about my one. everyone knows about Marwan.

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On July the 4th Tiffany Gomez got on a plane from Dallas to Orlando through American Airlines.

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She took her seat and was getting ready for the flight when a man slash dark

26:15

figure in all black said to her I'm going to take this plane down before walking

26:20

to the other end of the plane. As with everything, the video of her freaking out went viral.

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She states that that motherfucker right there is not real.

26:31

He's leaving the plane. And was pointing to a Piper Machai alien.

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That's just the video I posted. Her cousin commented on one of the original

26:43

videos of the incident claiming that Tiffany doesn't drink and was not on any medication.

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As many people have just said that she was drunk and being dramatic.

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Once off the plane, security is seen talking to her and she's saying to them

26:56

to not let the plane leave as it won't make it to Orlando.

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Have you seen the footage of her off the plane after? Yeah. Okay.

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In all the footage, she's very visibly distressed and believes what she's saying is true.

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In other videos, she's even saying, stop it, back to the person,

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as some people are saying that he's saying it in their head, kind of thing.

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She's looking back at him and just going, stop it.

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And there's other people on the plane that were there. They're just like,

27:22

he's not doing anything. One thing I've noticed is that in all this footage that I could find,

27:27

I didn't see one video showing the man in it.

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Yeah, that's a very good point. And I sat and scrolled through,

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I don't know how many videos earlier, not one person.

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You know when someone's having an argument, you kind of, if you're going to

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film it, this one, this one, this one.

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No one filmed him. There are people who have claimed to be the guy that I've seen on TikTok.

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Yeah. I was this guy who she was pointing it towards and I did nothing.

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But you don't know what to believe. Especially when there's more than one person claiming to be him.

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But if this did happen to you and you were genuinely the guy,

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you wouldn't want people knowing that you were the guy.

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You'd be really embarrassed, wouldn't you? Especially if you were just an innocent passenger.

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Yeah. But even if you wasn't, you still wouldn't want people knowing, so who knows?

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People are claiming he was wearing a hoodie and staring at her,

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and she was seen having a full-on conversation with him, yet he never said a word the entire time.

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They're having a full conversation before she gets up.

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She's talking and people can hear her talking, but no one can see or hear him speaking.

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So people have actually seen this guy. There's witnesses on the plane to this guy who said this.

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One guy I saw claimed that he winked at him when he got off the plane and his

28:45

eyes didn't blink that way. They blinked that way.

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Like a reptile. I don't know. I don't know how true this is.

28:54

They didn't blink downwards. They blinked inwards. Solid ways.

28:59

Bombastic, sorry. You're doing this with your fingers. The microphone can't see what you're doing.

29:05

There's no other way to blink, so it's fine. It's like how cats have those.

29:10

They blink diagonally or something. It's like how cats have the two eyelids. like the normal eyelids but the one

29:15

that comes like in from the outsides and the corners,

29:21

Yeah, after the incident, she was interviewed by people. And when she was asked

29:25

what she saw, she keeps saying, I'm not allowed to say.

29:28

And in further interviews slash apology videos, she looks like a completely

29:33

different person and still doesn't say what happened.

29:35

She just apologizes for making such a scene and scaring other passengers.

29:40

She did add that she actually enjoys the memes, by the way. So was the person

29:45

who interviewed actually her? She does look incredibly different and her voice isn't even the same to me.

29:51

So, I don't know. Yeah, she definitely looks different.

29:54

Was she paid off by the airline to keep her mouth shut? Yeah,

29:58

there's still more yet as well. One thing about this story that I didn't know was a few days before this happened,

30:06

a British man on a flight from Croatia saw the same thing and apparently tried

30:11

to open a plane door to escape him while the plane was in flight.

30:15

There's videos of him going around. You can see it's insane.

30:18

Same two of the passengers on the flight had to hold him down while the other

30:21

people and the oils were like blocking him was this a completely unrelated airline

30:26

or the same man he was going,

30:29

he's a british man on a flight from croatia so he was coming home and this was days before not after,

30:35

but that one i had to search for that one i couldn't find

30:38

that one going around i didn't see anything about that nothing was flagged

30:41

up on the internet he didn't well clearly it didn't blow

30:44

up like the first one no odd that

30:48

was i just thought it was really odd that that happened a few days

30:51

before and apparently some people had posted it that's got nowhere near as many

30:55

views it's not gone viral it was just he stated he saw the same thing and someone

31:00

said the same thing you can't hear him properly in the video he looks he's like

31:03

crying and like shouting let me off the plane and all of this it looks it's

31:08

pretty distressing to be fair. And obvious, given there was a few days between the incidents,

31:14

people are saying it's the same thing slash person that scared them both.

31:18

So what was it? A dickhead in a hoodie trying to scare people?

31:21

A shapeshifter? An alien? Or were they just being crazy?

31:25

Or people are saying that they were crisis actors.

31:29

What are you going to think? What do you mean by crisis actors?

31:32

Like people who were put there to stage things?

31:35

Yeah, they were meant to stage something as a distraction for something that's

31:40

probably going on in the media. Is what, because it's a viral video, everyone was just talking about that.

31:44

Everyone talks about that, so they don't talk about something more important.

31:48

I feel like to determine that, you'd need more personal background on the person

31:53

who's actually caused the scene.

31:55

I mean, that in itself is another conspiracy theory, the whole crisis actor thing.

32:01

People have apparently got photos of the same people, multiple terrifying events.

32:09

Yeah, I've seen that. that either they're the most yeah even

32:13

either they're the most unlucky person in the world

32:15

that i would never go anywhere with or they're

32:19

an actor and that they knew these things were going to happen and that they

32:22

were there to pose for the cameras so that's another theory we'll have to cover

32:27

at some point yeah because i was apparently the same person outside of i think

32:31

manchester and then another rent or something like that and they had the same

32:35

person outside outside of both of those. I've seen quite a few of them, it's really weird. Why did nobody else on the

32:42

plane have a freak out if other people saw these people?

32:46

Everyone was just saying she was drunk. At the end of the video, you know the most viral one where she's like,

32:53

I'm getting off this plane. Someone literally goes, bye then, as she gets off the plane.

32:58

Like no one was taking her seriously. Nobody cared.

33:01

You don't have to be drunk in order for your mind to play tricks on you.

33:08

An example. She could have been dehydrated. She could have been tired, dream of anything.

33:13

Yeah, I had a really strange experience. experience, completely explainable.

33:18

The other night, I'd popped to Asta, the supermarket, quite late at night,

33:23

just picking a few bits up after work. I'd reversed into a space where I'd got a car either side of me,

33:29

and complete trick of the mind.

33:33

My parking sensors went off, so I'd put the brake on, took it out of gear,

33:37

but my brain was still telling me that I am moving back,

33:42

and my brain was saying why can't you find the brake my foot was already on

33:47

the brake but i felt like i was moving and what it was the car to the left of

33:52

me yes was moving forwards,

33:55

so my brain was saying you're still moving

33:58

backwards oh wow and it

34:01

genuinely scared me so like i'd

34:04

put the brake on and i'm having this mad panic

34:07

of like because i'd even put the hand break on because in my brain it was like

34:10

where's your brake brake but my foot was on it but my brain hadn't registered

34:15

that it genuinely scared me it just confused the hell out of your brain it really

34:20

really boggled my brain and i mean it doesn't take much for me to be honest.

34:26

Could it have been a similar experience to that?

34:31

Maybe the people either side of her were moving so fast she got scared of him.

34:38

You don't know because occasionally you do look at something and it takes a

34:42

while for your brain to figure it out.

34:44

So it's like, what on earth is that? Again, another plane picture.

34:48

Remember the one I showed you the other day of the woman that's got, or the person,

34:53

I'm assuming a woman, got their hoodie their hood

34:56

up on the hoodie but they're wearing it backwards so they've

35:00

covered their face with a hood and you can just see

35:02

their ear and they've got their like earpods earpod

35:06

thing in and it's black and shiny and it looks like a fucking weird eye staring

35:12

at you honestly i won't lie that picture spoke me a few from rather creepy until

35:16

someone points out that it's an ear and an airpod and you go oh fuck yeah i

35:21

can see it now that's all it would have took you You catch someone at the wrong angle and go,

35:25

oh, fuck that, and it freaks you out.

35:28

Then you look and you realise that they have a normal face.

35:32

You've got the two reactions. You either go, oh, no, I saw something weird,

35:35

or you go, shapeshifter, your face didn't look like that a minute ago.

35:39

It seems to happen, like these strange, your brain doesn't click experiences

35:44

seem to happen when you're either, one, very least expecting it.

35:50

Or two, you're hyped up or anxious over something else, which,

35:53

you know, flying for some people can be really anxiety-inducing.

35:58

So my logical explanation would be that her brain had played a trick on her,

36:06

but regardless to whatever reason it was, she was genuinely scared.

36:10

She was genuinely spooked by it.

36:12

Oh, yeah. When you watch the footage, I don't think that she's,

36:17

like, making it up to just randomly get off the plane for some reason.

36:20

And she genuinely believed in that moment that she saw something sinister.

36:25

And in all fairness, if I was on a plane and I felt like I'd seen something

36:28

sinister, I would kick off and get off the plane as well.

36:32

In a lot of the stories, though, apparently he told her that he was taking that

36:36

plane down and that's why she wanted to get off it.

36:39

And when she's being interviewed, she was like, you need to stop that plane. Don't let it leave.

36:44

Like, she's still saying once she's off the plane. I don't know.

36:47

She just looks really distressed and upset. And it was just... And it was genuine as well. You can see the fear and hear the fear in her voice.

36:56

She was genuinely scared over something. Yeah.

37:00

But, you know, you've got some idiots out there who would play into that.

37:04

You don't know if that passenger played into it and thought, you're a fucking idiot.

37:11

I'm going to wind you up today. She's got to have said things like that on the plane. That would also explain why she was not allowed to say anything afterwards.

37:18

The woods the airline could have been like please don't

37:21

fucking say this because otherwise whatever it was

37:24

that triggered it could have been something perfectly rational

37:27

and explainable to do with the flight that if

37:31

you tell people that's what scared you other people might see it and that scares

37:35

them too it just caused more disruptions so just don't fucking say anything

37:40

yeah i think she was paid off to keep her maybe maybe yeah because she went

37:45

on a cruise because people were like she's gone missing and she's gone missing

37:48

after the footage went viral. And again, her cousin, again, has apparently commented on the video saying she's

37:54

not gone missing, she's gone on a cruise. No, I think there are logical things there, but as I said, the genuine fear.

38:02

Yeah. I feel for her, I do.

38:06

But we're all enjoying the memes that are still going.

38:10

She's enjoying the memes too. There you go, that's fine. With the Mexican alien

38:14

as well, that one was top notch. That one killed me off, that one did.

38:18

So anyway, this one, again, slightly weird.

38:22

It was on a list of conspiracy theories. And I went, okay, that's weird.

38:28

So I read into it. And again, if you can hear any noises, it's the fucking dog crying.

38:35

I'm not about to edit it out, so ignore me. Well, ignore me.

38:40

Don't ignore me. Ignore the dog. I ignore you every day. Oh, no. It's fine. so

38:45

this one's really fascinating i read into it realized

38:48

it's probably true i

38:51

believe it but because it's not proven yet it's still just a theory it's technically

38:59

a conspiracy even though it's more just a theory anyway i'm gonna get into it

39:04

so again somehow as will be technically the the next episode for you guys listening,

39:11

I'm talking about another boat. I think we've only talked about boats tonight.

39:16

Another very famous boat.

39:19

We all know the story of the Titanic pretty well by now. Leonardo DiCaprio could

39:25

have easily fit on the door. Or the films in five seconds version of This Ship Can't Sink. Plop.

39:32

Yeah, I did like that. That's probably the best version.

39:35

But where we all know, hit an iceberg, that's what caused the damage and it sank the ship.

39:43

What if I told you it was actually a space

39:47

weather fluke that caused it to crash

39:50

okay according to a

39:52

recent survey's findings the northern hemisphere

39:56

was in the grips of a moderate to severe magnetic

39:59

storm the note the titanic sank

40:02

which many now believe could have altered

40:05

the titanic's navigational readings affecting its

40:09

course and also fatefully the

40:12

information given during the sos signals so

40:16

this next part is taken from the european space agency website

40:20

so solar flare is a tremendous explosion

40:23

on the sun that happens when energy stored in

40:26

twisted magnetic fields is suddenly

40:29

released i just point out they predicted that for this year haven't they there

40:35

is a massive massive sunspot right now that is ridiculously massive like these

40:42

things are normally tiny little specks this thing's huge they said it's going

40:45

to I'm going to type the internet down for weeks. What? Yeah.

40:50

So anyway, I'm going to carry on. So it says, in a matter of just a few minutes,

40:56

they heat material to many millions of degrees and produce a burst of radiation

41:01

across the electromagnetic spectrum,

41:04

including from radio waves to X-rays and gamma rays.

41:09

Solar flares are different to coronal mass ejections.

41:14

Which were once thought to be initiated by solar flares. CMEs are huge bubbles

41:19

of gas threaded with magnetic field lines that are ejected from the sun over

41:24

the course of several hours. Sorry, it sounds very science-y, but some people assume that they're still the same thing.

41:32

Although some are accompanied by flares, it is now known that most CMEs are

41:36

not associated with flares. This has important implications for understanding and predicting the effects

41:43

of solar activity on the Earth and in space.

41:47

If a CME collides with the Earth, it can excite a geomagnetic storm,

41:52

so we get things like the Northern Lights.

41:54

Large geomagnetic storms have, among other things, caused electrical power outages

42:01

and damaged communications satellites.

42:04

The energetic particles driven along by CMEs can be damaging to both electronic

42:09

equipment and astronauts or passengers in high-flying aircraft.

42:14

Solar flares, on the other hand, affect the ionosphere and radio communications

42:19

on the Earth and also release energetic particles into space.

42:24

One of the reasons Earth is a successful habitat for living things is that humans

42:30

have a protective magnetic field that deflects a great deal of solar radiation

42:36

and cosmic wind that would otherwise make Earth lifeless.

42:40

But while our magnetic field protects us, if a solar flare is severe enough,

42:44

as marked on the historic note by the telltale Aurora Borealis,

42:50

it can skew the Earth's magnetic field and wreak havoc with magnetic instruments like compasses.

42:56

Even today, solar flares interfere with the electrical grid and space traffic.

43:02

This new study suggests that that due to the solar storm, the ship was not where

43:07

the navigation officers thought it was.

43:10

Also explaining why rescue ships eventually found the Titanic 13 nautical miles,

43:17

from where the SOS claimed it was.

43:19

Unfortunately, this wrong information meant the ships hoping to rescue those

43:24

that had been aboard the Titanic were looking in the wrong place.

43:29

Some of these ships also have been affected by the storm themselves.

43:34

They may also have stopped the Titanic's SOS being heard by other nearby ships,

43:39

with some crews claiming afterwards that they had received a scrambled call

43:44

but could not make out what was being said, so they were unable to help.

43:49

So do you think all of this could have been made worse or even caused by the solar storm?

43:57

Didn't you say earlier that the iceberg that they crashed into wouldn't have been where they were?

44:04

Yeah, the whole reason that they hit it was they were going from between us and New York.

44:10

They were very, very confused to see Augsburg where they were.

44:14

It's still only 13 miles away, so it's still odd that there was an iceberg there at all.

44:21

But obviously, any amount of miles further north, you've got more chance of

44:27

bumping into an iceberg. Yeah. It makes sense. But really, it was still the iceberg that took the bait.

44:34

It was still the iceberg that hit them, but it was the fact that they...

44:38

Well, they hit the iceberg. Yeah, well, yeah. But they didn't know where they were. They were lost.

44:43

And it was also part of the reason they hit it and didn't have time to turn

44:48

in time was they weren't fucking looking where they were going,

44:52

which could have been caused by they don't know where they are.

44:57

It could have been caused by their compasses going all over the place.

45:02

They just never made a log of that. Is there proof that this solar storm actually happened?

45:09

Yes. The study said there is evidence.

45:12

There is. So, but again, I haven't seen the evidence.

45:18

So the only thing that made me go...

45:22

Was the guy that put this study together has already put forward four different

45:27

explanations, including kind of outlandish, mad things that could have caused

45:32

it and couldn't find any evidence to back himself up.

45:36

Then he put this theory forward and found evidence to back it up.

45:40

So was he just sort of reaching and helping to maybe find something?

45:44

It could have happened and had no effect whatsoever.

45:48

There's no way of proving that the solar storm actually had any effect on the

45:54

Titanic whatsoever because other ships that weren't too far away,

45:59

didn't ever say anything about having any weird effect or didn't see any solar

46:04

storm, didn't see the aurora or anything.

46:07

But do you always necessarily have to see it for it to be happening?

46:11

No, but I don't know. It's weird.

46:14

I believe that it probably happened and that probably affected it because from

46:21

where they were, a moderate to severe solar storm then would have easily knocked

46:27

out most of their communications.

46:30

Via radio and compasses using magnets.

46:34

It would have easily knocked that out. Yeah, it makes sense, doesn't it?

46:38

And it makes sense as to why when people went to save them, them,

46:42

the Titanic said, we are here and no, they weren't.

46:46

They were 30 miles away. The people in the wall. I could have had more of a chance.

46:50

They were close. They think as well, according to the study,

46:53

the boat that did find them. Was probably also affected in exactly the same way.

47:00

So whereas the Titanic's compass was off, so was theirs.

47:04

So when they followed the coordinates that the Titanic gave them,

47:08

it actually got them to where the Titanic was, but they were further away than

47:13

boats that were closer that couldn't find them.

47:15

That's why it took them so long to get there.

47:18

So if it hadn't messed up their location or their idea of their location,

47:24

boats could have got there faster and saved more people

47:27

i think it makes sense that one it

47:30

makes logical sense but it's proving

47:33

it isn't it yeah i mean like i said then you can prove that there was a solar

47:38

storm and you can prove that solar storms have an effect but there's no way

47:42

of proving that it did have an effect on that note and caused them to get lost

47:46

so but it was a I just thought it was interesting. Very interesting.

47:51

Right, so, Stace, you can be the other bookend. Have you got some facts for

47:56

us? I have my book tonight.

47:59

More WOC facts. Okay. Let's see WOC you've got. WOC we've got.

48:07

Really random one here. Oh, my gosh, there's so many on this page.

48:12

Where am I starting? You can generally tell the colour of a chicken's eggs by the colour of its ears.

48:20

And I didn't even realise chickens had ears. Where are their ears?

48:24

I don't know. That's all that it says.

48:27

That's made me want to Google so many things.

48:32

Tasha? An 11-year-old accidentally invented ice pops.

48:36

In 1905, young Frank Epperson left water and soda powder outside overnight with

48:44

a wooden stirrer in the cup when he discovered the mixture had frozen, that,

48:48

Epsicle was born. Nice. Oh, bless him.

48:53

I'm going to start with a fact I found earlier on Instagram shared by Ladbobble. I was like, what?

49:03

Sir David Attenborough is the reason tennis balls are yellow.

49:08

Really? Yes. So when the BBC was first trying to get permission to be colour TV,

49:15

still black and white, while the tennis was

49:18

being aired on bbc the balls were

49:20

either black or white depending on the color

49:23

of the court so say if the court was white the ball would be black or the way

49:27

around so you can see it on the black and white screen once it was published

49:31

in color david attenborough was working for the bbc and realized that you couldn't

49:37

see the balls very well they didn't stand out when and you were watching it on the TV.

49:42

So he contacted the people in charge of tennis, basically.

49:46

He contacted them and said, we have an issue. You need to fix it.

49:49

So they changed the ball colour to the yellow colour they are now.

49:54

So it's all thanks to Sir David Attenborough that tennis balls are yellow and not black and white.

50:00

Scientist Nikola Tesla had to walk around a building three times before he would

50:04

enter it. Oh, yeah, he's famous for an OCD. He's weird.

50:10

Chances are there are

50:13

more bacteria cells in your body than human cells some scientists believe as

50:19

many as 10 times more facts that humans are gross yeah we're gross we're dirty

50:26

and technically that means we're just actually bacteria we're not even human Love it.

50:32

How's that, right? You'll appreciate this one, Luna.

50:35

British military tanks are quick to make tea. If the crew needs a hot tea or

50:40

coffee, they can just reach for the boiling vessel inside the tank.

50:43

They have a kettle in them. Yes, guys. That's so British.

50:47

Brilliant. Before in a war, anyone want a brew?

50:50

Yes. Cup of chai. Got to have a cup of chai, yeah, yeah.

50:54

A restaurant in Pensacola, Florida, called Maguire Irish Pub,

50:59

has more than $500,000 worth of dollar bills hanging from the walls and ceiling.

51:05

How have they not been stolen? Maybe there was more. People just keep nicking them. I'm not a funny one.

51:13

I thought he was funny anyway. Mathematician Pythagoras had a terrible fear of beans.

51:21

I bet he fucking hated an abacus, didn't he? Beans. Counting the beans. Ah, it moved.

51:30

Right. True or false, guys? Okay. Goats have accents.

51:35

True. Yes, true. And remember, Roy Lee, goats from one place compared to a different

51:42

place actually have trouble understanding goats from other places with other accents.

51:47

I don't know as far as that, but it is true.

51:50

And goats in different areas of the world bleed in ways that are recognisably

51:57

distinctive to that region.

51:59

Yeah. That's so weird. Yeah, I read it the other day, and goats from the other

52:03

side of the world could be like, huh?

52:05

Well, we would with a, I think of my least favourite Scouse accent, but what?

52:11

Huh? Or anyone in the world would be to us.

52:14

Has anyone ever seen the video of the cat on the internet that meows in a scouse accent?

52:19

Oh, my God. I love that cat to me.

52:24

It's so funny. Although I will say, talking about accents, my favourite thing

52:29

that literally has stuck with me ever since to do with accents was a Michael

52:35

McIntyre joke and it was so simple,

52:38

but it stuck with me because it was so fucking funny.

52:42

I think we cried laughing at it. I still laugh on the inside every time.

52:45

I'll copy it every time someone mentions the Northern Irish accent.

52:49

So the Northern Irish accent is the only time that you can hear someone's accent when they sneeze.

52:56

Go on then. At you. At you. The only time you can hear the accent in the sneeze. At you.

53:05

So it still tickles me every fucking time. No, I still think that's how you

53:10

did a beat black country. Well, obviously, my accent falls through too. Achoo!

53:16

Yeah, yours definitely does. A snooze day, oi. That was Bromance.

53:21

I've lost it. I've been in the fucking Birmingham for too long.

53:25

The Birmingham. The Birmingham. The Birmingham.

53:28

Dogs have a unique nose print. Like a human's fingerprint, each one of their

53:33

little snooze are different. Oh, that's so cute.

53:37

Another animal fact for you.

53:40

The mild giraffe will continuously headbutt the

53:43

female in the bladder until she urinates the

53:47

male then tastes the urine to determine if she's

53:50

ovulating and if so the merriment begins the

53:53

merriment hashtag not my king i was literally just about to say that it's like

53:57

bang piss on me oh yeah definitely ready what the fuck kind of weird ass kinky

54:03

shit are you guys doing anyway on a completely horrific different note towards

54:10

the end of his his rampage, Jeffrey Dahmer actually ran out of room in his apartment to store his bodies.

54:16

He actually stored one poor soul in his bathtub and showered over them for a month. Oh no. Ew.

54:25

Another true or false one. True or false, reindeer have red eyes.

54:32

What? True. What's that guy?

54:36

False. I mean, I'm not sure if it is true because False Actually,

54:43

Reindeers always change colour Throughout the year In the winter they turn blue

54:49

This helps them see in lower light So you're going to be like False it's their noses.

54:57

Obviously Since the 1980s There are still,

55:03

222,000 Unsolved serial killer murders in the US It's just a nice chill Jesus

55:10

The voice actors who played Mickey and Minnie Mouse Wayne,

55:15

Owen and Russie Taylor Actually got married in real life In 1991,

55:22

And Mickey and Minnie Mouse Really got married That's cute McDonald's once made

55:29

a bubblegum flavoured broccoli, Sorry Is that not a thing now Because broccoli is great on it's own I mean it

55:36

is You want to get the kids to eat broccoli Broccoli?

55:39

No, none of what you said then was right.

55:41

Bubblegum flavoured broccoli rank. Could you imagine trying to feed Noah that?

55:46

They're half the candy floss. They're half the candy floss grapes. Not at McDonald's, but in the supermarket.

55:52

Those candy floss grapes are just... Are they actually good or is it bad?

55:55

No, they're good. They actually taste like candy floss. Yes. Okay. They're good.

56:01

The loudest penis in the animal kingdom. Loudest? Yes. Nice.

56:11

Belongs to the lesser water boatman insect. Measured. Boatman?

56:20

Boatman, nice. Measured 99.2 decibels. The sound was so loud that scientists at first didn't

56:31

believe their instruments were working properly.

56:34

In fact... The boatman's instrument was working properly.

56:39

In fact, the lesser water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size.

56:47

I've never fucking heard one. How is it making the noise? It doesn't explain

56:52

how it makes it with its penis. Is it whistling? While Tasha reads the next one Google it, find the sound Of

56:59

a lesser water boatman's Penis noise And we'll play it That's going to be the

57:04

weirdest thing you've ever googled Hang on,

57:07

let me just say Okay Google, it's going to be easier to,

57:11

What sound Does a lesser water boatman's Penis make?

57:17

The male lesser water boatman At just a few millimetres in length Produces the loudest sound.

57:33

So it slaps its dick off its belly.

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So fucking hard. It is the loudest noise in the animal kingdom.

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Oh my God, you're thinking he's, like, windmilling. You can just hear, like...

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As it hits him. It's a snapping sound I wonder if there's any videos of the

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sound I don't want to say an animal windmill, thanks,

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What the fuck was that? Someone choking on one That's the noise of the dick, mate I want to hear the

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noise I don't think anyone's going to record it It's underwater Let's get on

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the top of the water Dash, what have you got for us?

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The oldest known living land animal is a tortoise named Jonathan,

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who turned 190 years old in 2022.

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He was born in 1832 and has lived on the island of St Helena in the Atlantic Ocean since 1882.

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So, sorry to deadname it again, but the blue bird in the Twitter logo was named Larry.

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Why? Yeah, Larry the bird. Oh.

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This is more advice than a fact. If you ever think someone is following you, make four right turns.

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This will make a circle. And if they're still there, they're definitely following you.

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Oh, I don't like that. I wouldn't want to know.

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All right. Now you do. I'd want to be blissfully unaware that I was in danger.

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You know what that Ralph Wigger mean? I'm in danger.

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Stacey, got any more for us in your big book? Okay, here we go.

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True or false, humans are the only animals to perform oral sex on each other.

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False. Pretty sure dolphins. Dolphins do. Yeah.

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So he's saying true or false. There's lots of other animals I've been seeing doing it. False.

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Plenty of animals, including bears, lions, and monkeys, perform oral sex,

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although none have been observed.

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The 69. Why are you laughing?

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I don't know what about, man. He's probably 69 himself.

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We'll see if my two dogs lick each other off at the same time. Oh, no.

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So, there you go. Observed. Facts. Done.

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Tash I have one here Psycho

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was the first film to show a toilet flushing It was Yeah I think we've had that

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one before Maybe Four is the only number that is spelled with the same number

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of letters as itself Oh yeah What my dumb ass brain going no one.

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That's got three letters, Another, eh, more advice. Well, not even advice.

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We don't ever check the fridge to see if new food has appeared.

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We check to just see if our standards are dropping.

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Like, will I eat this lone pickle? Will I eat a slice of ham now? That's so true.

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Probably, I probably would. I'll do another true or false. It's a true or false.

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There are areas on Earth with less gravity than others.

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True. I want to say true.

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I'm going to also say something along the lines of like the top of mountains and shit.

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Yeah, that's what I automatically thought of. True.

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Weird as it sounds, the Earth does not have evenly distributed density,

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which means some areas have slightly less gravity than others.

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And I need to go to those next time I step on the scales.

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No, I've just thought. I don't know whether this is gravity.

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Do you know them hills where you can fall up them in your car?

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Yeah, that's not gravity. That's more perspective. It's not actually uphill.

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It's downhill, but it looks uphill because of your perspective.

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It's weird. Can I just read one more, right? Because I've read it and I'm like, that's so weird.

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Go on then. True or false, ants have six lungs.

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Oh. Well, now you've put it out there. You said it's weird.

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I want to say true yeah I want to say true as well it's false actually ants

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have no lungs aye that was a trick question you tricked us innit,

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the book Tash one last one for us hit us with some knowledge knowledge,

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true or false if we removed every boat ship and submarine from the ocean the

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sea level would fall about six inches I thought you were going to say wouldn't

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I if I've anything than I'm used to talking about. I mean, that's him. What are you fucking doing in here?

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We've behaved ourselves through watching the fart call.

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I couldn't help it. You were the one who told me that. True.

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Or more. False. Even more than six inches.

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False. The sea level would actually fall by only the width of a human hair. I was right and wrong.

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Yeah, she just said both answers. I was like, false, but went for more and it was less.

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This book is giving tonight. I've got to save some of this next time.

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Yeah, these are brilliant. I know, yeah, I read that one.

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The last one. Well, the Great Fire of London in 1666 destroyed more than 13,500

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homes and displaced more than 80,000 people.

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But amazingly, only six people died.

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Wow, what does it mean by displaced? As in, like, they had nowhere to live. Okay.

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Minds more a question, yeah? Is it a true or false question?

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No, just a question. Would you ever buy a used mattress? No.

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No. While we sleep in a hotel bed.

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Because I'm not buying it and I'm only sleeping in it once. You'll be still

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sleeping in it knowing anything could have happened on the mattress.

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Yeah, but it's only the same as if you're sleeping on your mate's sofa or something.

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Like everyone you know that knows that person has been around their house.

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You're sleeping where their ass has been.

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I don't know, man. Hotels are just grosser to me and I never thought about it that way.

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Just take a UV light with you and check for stains.

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They do steam clean them quite a lot in the UK. And I'm going to say that because

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at work we sell a lot to the hotel staff and everything like that.

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We sell a lot of steam cleaners, vacuums and shit like that,

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and they do use them to sanitise everything. Either way. I think it depends on who you're avoiding it from, though.

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Because if it's someone you know who's like, I've had this new mattress, I hate it.

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And you're after the Simla bottle, you find it comfy.

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We have a second-hand mattress upstairs right now on our bed.

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But it was ever used that we know of i don't see why someone's nan would lie

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if i know maybe that's her orgy bed.

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Grandma's orgy bed hashtag also not my kink,

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i'm better off with the giraffes pissing on me are we

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