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10th. Hank.
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Dank. Dank. Dan Kay. What's
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up? What's up? What's
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up, Henry? Just had a quick question for you, Hank.
5:11
What's up? The Boston Celtics lost
5:13
tonight. They're now down one point in the series.
5:15
No, they're up one. Excuse
5:18
me, the Cavaliers are down one point. The
5:20
Celtics are up one point in the series.
5:22
The Cavaliers only won by 24, so that's
5:24
good. People
5:28
asking questions about the Celtics, it's just one game.
5:30
It's a long series. Just one game. It's
5:33
a long series. It's just one game. Let them get to it. It's
5:36
called prefacing your question with giving you all the facts,
5:38
so I'm not giving you anything out of context.
5:40
Got it. Okay, so some people will say it's just
5:42
one game. There are other people that will say, Hank,
5:45
the Boston Celtics, when you look at
5:47
their record against the best teams in
5:49
the NBA this year, could
5:52
be known as maybe a cupcake
5:54
merchant. Maybe they beat up a lot of bad
5:56
teams in the East. Maybe they have
5:58
a sub 500 record against the top six
6:00
teams besides the Boston Celtics. I
6:03
don't believe those people, but they are saying things
6:05
like that. They're saying things like Jason Tatum, not
6:08
a great shooter, and he seems to love the
6:10
ball in his hands, seems to love taking shots.
6:14
What would you say to those two camps of people out there?
6:16
Good question. So what's the question? What would you say to those
6:18
two camps of people? What would you say?
6:20
What would you say? You weren't even listening. We had
6:22
the best record in the NBA where the number one
6:25
seed in the entire playoffs. We've
6:27
lost two playoff games and
6:29
we're in a good spot. I
6:32
think they're wrong. I think Jason Tatum
6:35
just gets picked on. He's had nothing but success in
6:37
his NBA career. He hasn't won a championship, but he's
6:39
still... That's a wild one second
6:42
you just put out there. What?
6:45
That he's a winner, that he's had a lot of success.
6:47
I mean, you rooted for fucking Alex Ovechkin for his entire
6:49
career. Would you say the same thing? No, no. I
6:51
did not say that he was a winner before he won
6:54
the Stanley Cup. I didn't say he's had an extremely successful
6:56
career and people just like, you know, trying
6:58
to shoot him down. Yeah, he said he's won... He's
7:01
had a successful beginning. Nothing
7:03
but success. Nothing but success. That's just
7:05
not true. I would have never
7:07
said that about Alex before he won the Stanley
7:09
Cup. Interesting. I
7:11
don't know if that's true. He wasn't
7:14
as successful as Tatum was, but they
7:17
lost one game. It's the playoffs. It's the
7:19
playoffs. It's the playoffs. I'm not going to let it,
7:21
you know, get me down. No. I
7:23
fucking killed the Cavs in game three. Bruins
7:25
and Celtics own eight in game twos in their
7:28
last eight game twos. Not a fact? Not
7:30
a game two town. Not a game two town.
7:32
Own eight in game twos. Fourteen and fourteen at
7:34
home in the last three seasons for
7:36
the Celtics. Yeah, not a game two town.
7:40
I actually saw worse Homestat, I thought. It's
7:42
like nine and eleven, but... Yeah,
7:45
I mean, they got it. I'm sick. I will say
7:47
I'm sick of these wake up call games like, you
7:50
know, Miami lose game two. It's a wake up call.
7:52
They'll bounce back. They'll, you know, figure things out and
7:54
come back stronger. At some point you got to just
7:57
be like, it's the playoffs. Wake up time's over. Let's
7:59
just come out. of the gate every game
8:01
hot and just you know step on their throat do it
8:04
so they have the like dr. Jekyll mr. Hyde
8:06
thing going where you know one game they look
8:08
like the best team in the NBA which
8:10
they are best record in the NBA they earned that
8:12
by winning the most games in the NBA PFT you
8:15
can only play who gets put in front of you
8:17
I agree with that point good point amen but
8:19
then they come out in other games and look like they have
8:22
no chance to get beat by 25 to a calf team
8:24
that's not that good well the Cavs did
8:26
play well tonight Caris Lavert was awesome we
8:29
we told you Donovan Mitchell would have a game
8:31
where he you know he shot well from three
8:33
and Evan Mobley was awesome as well so like
8:35
the kids have guys and they played really well
8:38
yeah they have guys held except should yeah
8:41
yeah I mean there's them there they live and die by the
8:43
three that's that's you know what
8:46
what it is with this team when they shoot bad
8:48
it looks terrible when they shoot good they look like
8:50
the best team of all time so no panic no
8:53
nothing just it is what it is you lose a
8:55
game you know wake up yeah
8:58
it's the same it feels similar to the heat series
9:00
I'm not I'm not gonna be humble about it but
9:02
it's like they gotta come come out in Domino come
9:04
correct three games yeah yeah they gotta they gotta win
9:06
the next game but I like again
9:09
you know we had him on AWS love
9:11
them I love them like Missoula is the guy
9:13
that's that's gonna get in their ass tell
9:15
them to figure it out I don't know you know why didn't
9:17
get in their ass after game one I don't know what goes
9:20
on there but that's does you need to get in he's
9:22
gonna get in everyone's ass yeah the whole team
9:25
whole team everyone's out the bottom yeah it's run
9:27
a train stack them on top of each other
9:29
and also remember Hank we are
9:31
so he's climbing the ladder yeah
9:33
okay got it we're I think
9:35
we're what one game away from
9:37
hitting Chris stops minimum oh
9:40
are we of several yes I had several
9:42
three several three well no three a few
9:44
is three I think couples to a few
9:47
three several I think has to be like
9:49
four or five I think several is three
9:52
and up I know a few is three but I think I
9:54
think three is also so he's close to hitting his minimum
9:56
I don't I think you keep him out till hopefully
10:00
don't get to a game six situation but save
10:03
them for you know that don't rush them back
10:05
I have a question for you yeah
10:08
and let's just be let's just listen
10:11
what no it's I have a question seven hours later
10:13
oh okay all right fine you want me to just
10:15
rip the baby off and ask the question I don't
10:18
know the answer to this question I
10:21
think you know the answer to the question right
10:23
now and I think when your head hits the
10:26
pillow you might be like am
10:28
I right so that sounds like what you
10:30
think the answer to the question is no because I
10:32
actually don't know the answer to the question you are
10:35
it but you preface in that way me Hank does
10:37
so much fucking interrupting when we're trying to ask you
10:39
a question it's ridiculous I said you want you do
10:41
you remember the band and I'll ask question yes you
10:43
know what I don't know next time we say is
10:46
okay if I ask you a question just say no yeah I
10:49
can't you don't talk it's not okay it's
10:52
definitely okay with you question time I
10:54
do want me to give you my answer before I give you the
10:56
question my answer be yeah
11:01
that's that would be my answer yeah yeah you
11:03
know the question what would your answer be my
11:05
answer would be I think
11:08
so yeah the question
11:10
is is Jason Tatum the best
11:13
player on a championship team yes
11:15
100% no
11:18
hesitation yeah okay are
11:21
you sure yes okay all
11:24
right then we're good then you're
11:26
in the evening to tell him the stat because
11:28
you already said he's good you love your stats I
11:31
have a stat yeah I won't tell you the
11:33
cherry pick stats and then there's a cherry pick
11:35
stat this is the opposite of cherry pick
11:37
stat there's a stack called BPM
11:39
for basketball it's kind of like war
11:41
it's what you contribute to your team
11:43
points like like overall when you're on
11:45
the court if you look the
11:48
peak like yokich this year was like
11:50
13 plus 13 how's he doing
11:53
he wanted MVP Good
11:56
point, good point We can go to play. We'll go to
11:58
playoffs after because good point. Any.
12:00
Tracks pretty consistently: Wife: when like a
12:02
Peak Jordan: Years like at the you
12:04
know, Eleven Twelve Peak Le Bron Year:
12:07
Eleven Twelve: the the best player in
12:09
the league the of the best player.
12:11
A championship team is usually up there
12:13
in the top ten. So. Much
12:15
so that I look back and
12:18
ah, the last time a team.
12:20
Won. A Championship. With.
12:22
A guy who wasn't on with zero
12:25
players in the top ten of the
12:27
Bpm was the Detroit Pistons. Now. You.
12:30
Could make the argument that the Celtics
12:32
are like that. Pistons see more. The
12:34
team is so good collectively. That. It
12:36
doesn't matter. But does.
12:38
That make you little concerned because if
12:40
you go down the list is pretty
12:42
much everyone is year he's sixteen, what's
12:45
brown? Brown. Is here
12:47
and I find a free but it's
12:49
it's it's every single year you go
12:51
down like jokers. Last year was one
12:53
curry curry actually the the worse year
12:55
was almost average per was ninth. he
12:57
answers to the brawn five school I
12:59
six, the when the warriors one. it's
13:01
when he team that Tema was incredible
13:03
that stuff and Katie three and four
13:05
like down the list goes. these jailers
13:07
pretty far down. the every team that
13:09
has won a title has a guy
13:11
who was a top ten Bpm guy
13:13
on the roster I am refined of
13:15
for. You. I'm. But.
13:17
Again and here here's where I'm being
13:19
fair, Hank. The. Wolves also don't
13:22
have a top ten guy from the regular season. So
13:24
maybe this is year that we have
13:26
two teams that don't have quote unquote
13:29
like. One. Of the top five
13:31
players and lead. although the
13:33
Edwards answers him did finish decent five
13:35
in. and what about the. As.
13:38
Luca on the zoo is on their
13:40
yes side of for you Go yeah
13:42
say so. This year the top the
13:44
top ten were Yolk. It's. Luca.
13:48
John. Is Shea. Tires.
13:50
Halliburton le Bron sobornost
13:52
Bronson. Mitchell quite.
13:55
As. The top ten. For. This year. And.
13:59
dot hold on I'm gonna get it for you. What?
14:02
Oh yeah, I mean by that you're saying it'll be
14:05
a Knicks. No, no,
14:07
no, no, no, no, because it's a Pacers-ass finals.
14:09
No, because that's his, no, that's not a title. That's not
14:11
how stats work also, like any of those
14:13
teams from the East could make the finals. Right. The
14:17
winning team. Historically, I mean, it doesn't
14:19
take a stat to tell you this, it takes just
14:21
watching basketball for the last, feels like
14:23
30 years. The winner
14:25
of the NBA championship usually has a superstar
14:28
on their team. Correct. Yeah,
14:30
but the Celtics team, yeah, and the
14:32
Celtics team to your point is built now. It's
14:34
a team. It is a team,
14:36
that's what I'm saying. It could be the Wolves
14:38
versus Celtics and you could be saying, well this
14:40
stat makes no sense because both these teams have
14:42
proved the sum of the parts is bigger. Now
14:44
Anthony Edwards also is number two in BPM in
14:46
these playoffs. He's ascending to a point, you know
14:49
who's number three? Here's a helpline. You
14:51
know who's number three? Who? Derek White.
14:54
So it might be Derek White's team. Derek
14:56
White MVP plus 4,000. That's true. That
14:58
is true. So, I'm gonna take, so then
15:01
what's the argument? But no, I'm gonna take Hank's side. I'm
15:03
gonna take your side. Jason Tatum, the best player
15:06
on a championship team. Got it. I'm
15:08
gonna take your side a little bit in this. If the
15:10
Celtics get hot, if Tatum plays, he's very capable
15:12
of being the best player on the court in
15:14
most games. Like he could do it, right? We've
15:17
seen him do that, like you said, he finished what, fifth
15:19
in MVP voting? So if he
15:21
kicks it into high gear, what?
15:24
Or he said like something about MVP voting. No. No.
15:29
I thought you said something like that like two minutes ago.
15:31
I think I said it. Jason Tatum,
15:33
I think finished fifth or something. Okay, fifth, yeah. There
15:36
you go. So he's up there in the conversation.
15:38
If he plays an extremely high level for the
15:40
next three, four weeks, five weeks,
15:42
he's going to be, and they
15:45
win the championship. Nobody's gonna be like,
15:47
oh, I can't believe this no-name Celtics
15:49
team won. No, they're a really good
15:51
team. They'll say Jason Tatum is a
15:53
superstar and he carried them to This
15:56
title. And People remember Jason Tatum because he's already
15:58
close enough to that level. Be like
16:00
okay, the playoffs can turn him into
16:03
illegitimate. Carrier. Of a
16:05
team? Yeah are so Chris Stops was
16:07
fourteen. Ah, Jayson
16:09
Tatum was fifteen. And.
16:12
Then Jill browse, age. They're.
16:15
Quite was twenty two city in
16:17
a Christian back vigorous us act.
16:19
Again, I'm not either. You revenue
16:22
still. Kill. The Cavs. Are
16:25
your so when the East It was more
16:27
of a bigger question. Again, my answer is
16:29
yeah. But. At. Least.
16:32
At. Our he just doesn't eat. Each
16:34
of two shots in the fourth. He like
16:36
that either. Golden showers want me but you
16:38
guys were. It was ten point game going
16:40
into force. More. Than that, I do. You
16:42
guys got born on the fourth like and he just
16:45
has more like is averaging. He's averaging five points less
16:47
in the playoffs and he didn't the season. That
16:49
tip. This. Is when I do in Branson
16:51
is. Scorn, Forty and night. Have
16:54
six players either. He's got a sub up. but
16:57
yet though I was, I think outta my way
16:59
Under that goes on for two. Adjacent to the
17:01
where's the Been Slender Thus Quest now just just
17:03
online and is in the media. I think he's
17:05
so incredibly where Where online and in the media
17:08
we're both are still. See
17:10
what I say about oil Unbeaten! When these
17:12
conversations admin costs Max or Gmb I was
17:14
like does Not Make It is Elrick my
17:16
ah yeah man we all love We all
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love coming in second right s Max Max
17:21
was underneath the wrestling ring there and he
17:23
pop out with it steel chair actually Max
17:26
Philadelphia according to her. In Philadelphia
17:28
sports as they've had nothing but success for
17:30
the last two, you drag nothing but six.
17:32
I have. Ah,
17:35
Peng tonight when the force climate you
17:37
would didn't Games played like seven hundred
17:39
more playoff games and and been at
17:41
this point and is probably like two
17:43
years and. He's very good but in
17:45
this is a sign that we have to do the sank.
17:48
You. Suffer No, it's fine A was
17:50
ever down all going in the fourth quarter
17:52
as our game dinner still again. Like.
17:55
You should if. That's. A game that you can
17:57
still win. Pressure. There's
18:00
a bad game. I. Think are
18:02
the years have these bad games need your? You're
18:04
going to be fine. But. I just
18:06
now was a question that I disastrous. I feel like.
18:09
Satisfy. My washroom might whoop! He.
18:11
I expect him to be the best player on the court. And.
18:14
There's been I don't know when he's been
18:16
the best player on the court. Nice. John
18:18
Brown's been phenomenal for some kids are quite
18:20
been insane. Dot. Missile was
18:22
great and I done. Missiles had games he
18:24
I'll eat last series that he was out
18:26
of this world Lights. On. A
18:28
small it's web and in the past four five
18:31
six years has happened many efforts you to sounds
18:33
like this as a gun the games on and
18:35
said he bears last year. I target is as
18:37
a guy. It sounds like on Turner
18:39
when Daves others act like bar actually cause
18:42
out a plan and gives a personal challenge.
18:44
So. The big cat is giving a personal
18:46
challenge. Step up online. now is your you're
18:48
not wrong that display Rcs than the I'm
18:50
Super Super Super Star level. He's
18:52
got a step up. again. You're not in
18:54
the rubble, you know. shrublike our that if
18:56
he plays like this. In. The
18:59
Finals. Or you might be
19:01
unwatchable. The. Great! That's when you need him
19:03
to step up and be like know I'm Also we
19:05
one of these got the and if there's one not
19:07
against some it would be that isn't really. Step up
19:09
and swears that. Experience Use my
19:11
team. Basically. Ah
19:14
okay so while production for Saturday
19:16
night. When. By.
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19:33
into account any of the losses at they
19:35
have that doesn't factor. know he's nitrogen over
19:37
are now. Ah Pst. What?
19:40
If. they win each case so going to win
19:42
the next three games my thirty three each know
19:44
when by a hundred so okay what well as
19:46
enemy a point of rice or the advocates guess
19:49
so right now it's one yes but they were
19:51
going for game modes are my dream i don't
19:53
know how i don't like what your do i
19:55
know that i know a guy kiwi badgered by
19:57
thirty i didn't i didn't realize that it's sixty
20:00
Realize that the point against you and losses didn't
20:02
count do you not point differential do you know
20:04
what that mean metrics got it? That
20:09
you you don't understand the fact that right
20:11
now you guys are up why one point
20:13
or a that's what? 33 so
20:15
if yes, I'm aware of it Yeah, but
20:17
the game if the series goes seven games
20:19
Yeah Then the Cavaliers could win and
20:22
they could they could have a 10-point win They
20:24
could have an eight-point win at a 20-point win
20:26
and then you don't get the hundred I'm not
20:28
I'm not bad at math Got it. How
20:30
does that not make sense to you? No that
20:32
makes it. I'm I think it's gonna be three wins
20:34
30 Yeah, you're saying three wins by 33 just
20:36
to make it make it nice and even yeah
20:40
I'm saying you guys do better than that No,
20:42
three wins by 33 would make it
20:44
nice and even no, I guess a little you know
20:46
You want a little extra 101? Yeah, that's not what
20:48
I mean. Well, yeah, you know you got
20:50
the extra one Alright,
20:53
so Would you
20:55
say would you would you say we should bet on the
20:57
Celtics on Saturday night? I'm not
20:59
you know spreads. I'm not I'm not I'm not
21:01
worried about spreads. We're gonna beat him by 30.
21:04
Oh, yeah We should we should ask
21:06
our? Correspondent when when
21:08
when the Sixers go out of the playoffs
21:10
max does become Boston max max What do
21:12
you what do you think about the Celtics
21:14
right now? I mean, it's game
21:16
to who gives a fuck about the Cavs Everyone's
21:19
crying about nothing where the Boston Celtics we're gonna
21:21
beat the fuck out of them the next game
21:23
Beat the fuck out of him again beat the
21:25
fuck out of him again And then the Pacers
21:27
and Knicks are both gonna be dead by the
21:29
time they come us That's a
21:32
clean sweet clean sweet and then who cares
21:34
about the West max. We think about your
21:36
Bruins Thing
21:39
about hockey is I know a lot about hockey
21:41
and I know that my Bruins are gonna win
21:43
in five City
21:49
Like this is, Massachusetts, yeah, not a
21:51
game to cities be on a quote
21:53
card Okay, other games.
21:55
We got to talk about the Pacers in the
21:57
next how many how many? Things
22:00
did Rick Carlisle submit to the NBA? I think 78
22:03
I think 70 after the game was over Rick Carlisle
22:06
I believe it was in the
22:08
first two games Yeah, but there
22:10
are 78 fouls that were either
22:12
incorrectly called not called at all or
22:15
just blown by the refs Yeah, I'm circumstance. I
22:17
don't know if he included the phantom double dribble
22:20
because that was okay. You definitely included All
22:22
right I'm going to stand up a little
22:24
bit for Rick Carlisle if my
22:26
team is playing a game and there's a
22:28
flag and you And you the whistles blown
22:30
or there's a flag on the field to
22:33
me That's been called already and
22:35
if you pick it up or you take the
22:37
whistle back then you fucked me over Yeah by
22:39
by going back on your incorrect call now. It
22:41
was not a good call He very clearly didn't
22:44
touch the ball with two hands So it never
22:46
should be calling the first place ended up being
22:48
I think a fair outcome to the play But
22:51
as a fan or a coach or a player on one of
22:53
those teams once you do that It's gonna
22:55
really piss me off if you take it back Yeah, two
22:57
two things can be true The
23:00
Pacers have had a bad whistle and
23:02
they got they got screwed in game
23:04
one that we talked about on Wednesday
23:06
that game one kickball call sucked They've
23:10
gotten a bad whistle Rick Carlisle's
23:12
being a gigantic baby I
23:15
like that see dude play TJ McConnell more
23:17
like put keep him in the game He
23:19
was that he was he was the guy
23:21
who was who was making things happen He
23:23
played phenomenal and then he took him out
23:25
for the last seven minutes. You blew a
23:28
double-digit lead You gave up a
23:30
hundred and thirty points to Nick's team that has
23:32
like no one left Start maybe
23:34
pointing your finger at yourself and not oh
23:37
They don't like small market teams small market
23:39
teams should have been the excuse after like
23:41
the at least the third loss And I
23:43
get you got to wait on that because
23:45
especially like his whole case is
23:47
it's Indiana Against New York
23:49
City right the NBA wants the Knicks to
23:51
advance I don't know if he's
23:53
seen the Knicks in the playoffs ever
23:56
Yeah, the NBA doesn't do a very good job out
23:58
dancing the Knicks If that's been their agenda, they've
24:01
been really, really bad at executing
24:03
that agenda. Correct. That was, yeah, I mean,
24:05
it's, I'm fine with
24:07
like a coach trying to basically make
24:09
a statement to get the refs to
24:11
maybe give them a better whistle, but
24:13
the small market thing like, dude, come
24:16
on. And also, like, you
24:18
have made some mistakes in the series that have cost
24:20
your team, you should have won
24:22
at least one of these games. You didn't.
24:24
You're still in this series because the other
24:26
side of it, the Knicks, are
24:29
essentially the night from Monty Python. Like, they
24:31
have no one, they, so Mitchell
24:34
Robinson's out for the rest of the playoffs. OG
24:37
is out for at least game three,
24:39
but it feels like more. Jalen Brunson
24:41
missed the entire second quarter, which credit
24:43
to the TNT crew for really giving
24:46
us great, timely updates when the best
24:48
player in the series just wasn't there
24:50
for a quarter. They had to talk about Reggie Miller
24:52
and how Reggie Miller used to play against the Knicks,
24:54
too. That was wild! It was very
24:56
crazy because I was watching the game and I was
24:58
like, what's Jalen doing? Where is he? Is he taking
25:01
a break? And then I was like, wait, no, Tibbs
25:03
is the coach. There's no chance that Jalen is taking
25:05
a break. And just nothing
25:07
happened until like right before halftime.
25:10
And then they went back, we saw the replay.
25:12
The replay was no help either. No. I don't
25:14
know. He like tweaked his foot or something. I
25:16
thought it was groin, then it was foot. Yeah,
25:18
but he came back and I mean, he was,
25:20
he's a tough motherfucker. Yeah, I mean, he was,
25:22
he did what he's been doing all these playoffs.
25:24
He's, he's was like own the game late and
25:26
he's so much fun to watch and he's
25:29
just incredible. And he is, I've had some
25:31
Knicks fans ask me. Yes, he is. Anthony
25:33
Edwards and Jalen Brunson are now officially
25:35
emerging superstars. Like they, I still think you have
25:37
to do it for a couple of years or
25:40
maybe one more year because they all both did it last year,
25:42
too. But they're absolutely emerging
25:45
superstars and all over the
25:47
place. But I, I
25:49
don't know what the Knicks do now. They don't have, they're
25:51
just losing guys left and right. They've got what, like
25:53
seven guys now that can be done? Josh Hart, I
25:55
think, I think kids just have to like have Josh
25:57
Hart play two positions at once. That guy just never
25:59
comes back. He can do it. He's a fucking
26:01
dog and that was a great moment at the end when he went up
26:03
to the mic and was like, hey, I
26:05
think they're saying fuck you to Reggie Miller. Yeah, that was
26:07
really good. That was great. Reggie, I mean,
26:10
why did they fly him in for that game? I
26:12
think his Spike Lee asked for it. That
26:14
sucked. Yeah. There's no need for
26:16
him to be there. Just
26:19
brainstorming out loud. But yeah, that was crazy. They
26:21
just didn't give us an update on the most
26:23
important player in the series. Yeah, I don't know
26:25
if- For an entire quarter. So he's questionable right
26:27
now, right? He's questionable. He's going to play. My
26:31
guess is that he's going to try to play and
26:33
that Tibbs will be like, please try to play. But
26:36
that seems like one of those injuries that's going to get
26:38
worse the day after you heard it than
26:41
it is at the time. We're getting also
26:43
to a point where I think, and I've
26:45
seen Max, he's starting to kind
26:47
of be like, the Sixers' next
26:49
series is over. Now it's
26:51
my Villanova guys. The
26:54
only guys they have left are Jalen Brunson, Divan Chenzo,
26:56
and Josh Hart. They're just going to try to win
26:58
this title, which is Nova. Yeah, well, that's what they've
27:00
been saying. They're still like best
27:02
friends. And it all goes back to
27:04
Villanova. Max, this would be a championship. It would. For
27:07
Philadelphia. I think Kyle Neptune would be, you'd have
27:10
to give him a contract extension. Disagree.
27:16
But I do think that what's going on in
27:18
New York right now only
27:20
further cements that Jay writes the best
27:22
college basketball coach of all time. Okay.
27:24
Yeah, that's appropriate. Okay. You
27:28
know how Coach Cal had all those jerseys
27:30
of his first round picks in the basement?
27:34
This Knicks team, if they do happen to win a
27:36
championship at some point, Coach
27:39
Wright is definitely going to have championship banners of this
27:41
Knicks team hanging up if he ever gets back into
27:43
coaching. Were we a curse to the city of New
27:45
York? We
27:48
lived there for seven years, and now they're
27:50
on the precipice of having both teams in
27:52
the Eastern Conference Finals. And
27:55
you said it from day one, Hank. You just wanted them
27:57
to be good so that you'd have something to vibe on.
28:00
Yeah, we might I mean, I mean if it would
28:02
maybe be getting Boston Boston New
28:05
York, New York, New York. Yeah, which is crazy. I
28:07
mean you might just have to go live there. Yeah
28:09
for a couple days But
28:12
yeah, I I think the Pacers will probably
28:15
win on Friday night just based off Friday
28:18
Saturday, I think it's Friday. I think it's Friday.
28:20
I believe I hate when these weird schedules were
28:22
double-headed tomorrow Yeah, but where the Nuggets played no
28:24
one day and Friday and then everyone else is
28:27
still going every two days Yeah, that was weird.
28:29
I think the I think the Pacers will get
28:31
a good whistle I think
28:33
with the Knicks injuries the Pacers will win game
28:35
three But the Knicks are like it's
28:38
crazy what they're doing because they just keep losing
28:40
guys and they just keep fighting harder than everyone
28:43
Keep offensive rebounding Jalen brothers and keeps being better
28:45
and better It's not
28:47
I could see them continuing to just do
28:49
this. Yeah and have everybody like how the
28:51
fuck is this happening? It's fun to watch
28:54
and the Mecca is
28:56
crazy is buzzing It is
28:58
buzzing and then the last NBA game we had
29:00
was the Mavs Evening
29:03
the series 1-1 Luca on one foot
29:05
on no feet no feet no arms
29:07
again Yeah, no arms no teeth either.
29:09
Yeah had it had an awesome game
29:12
pretty close to a triple-double at 29 to end in seven and
29:16
It was also the the Tim Hardaway game
29:18
and the PJ Washington game because both those
29:20
guys were lights out It's him Hardaway is
29:22
really good Oh, so seven for eleven from
29:24
three also real quick credit to Hughie Brown
29:27
Yeah, like give a shout out to Hughie Brown
29:30
think about Hughie Brown positive thoughts towards Hughie The
29:32
dude is 90 years old and no and he's
29:35
beloved. Nobody is out there being like
29:37
Hughie needs to get off the air. He's mixing
29:40
stuff up Hughie as sharp as ever the game
29:42
started at what 8 30 tonight Yeah,
29:44
pretty central Hughie probably he
29:46
probably wakes up at like 6 p.m.
29:48
Yeah goes to the game goes
29:51
home goes to bed Like I don't
29:53
know 4 in the morning. You know how old
29:55
people are he gets the continental breakfast at like 7 p.m
29:59
But Hughie's absolutely crying Yeah, he's
30:01
I mean he's a revelation when compared
30:03
to flying Reggie Miller and yeah, just
30:05
fly hubby hubby brown around yeah It
30:08
will be I mean I thought this
30:10
series is gonna be a dogfight back and forth So
30:13
I'm not surprised the maths won this game and
30:15
Luca. I will see he
30:18
Lucas injured Luca
30:20
also likes to let you know he's injured. Oh, yeah
30:22
Well, he really likes to let us know he's
30:24
injured cuz even when he's not injured He's injured
30:26
right because maybe you'll get like a
30:29
really late call. He's he might lead the league in
30:31
and hit a big shot lip Yeah,
30:33
he know he yells he does the big he might be the
30:35
big Ben of the NBA He might be
30:37
he could be he does two things
30:39
He'll like pretend that he's injured after
30:41
he makes a shot or he'll He'll get mad at
30:44
the ref after he makes a wide-open shot where nobody
30:46
came close to touching him And he's still mad about
30:48
something from like five plays ago at that same ref
30:50
right a scream at the crew He's always angry about
30:52
something. Yeah, you could actually get Luca cuz yeah, you're
30:55
right Like when he yells at a ref his injury
30:57
goes away Yeah, so when he's yelling at a ref
30:59
the ref needs to be like are you injured or
31:01
you yelling at me? Are you mad? It's like he
31:03
it's like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at
31:05
the same time Yeah, can't be both right and it's
31:07
like it's like when my kids are like when they
31:10
don't want to eat their dinner They're like my tummy
31:12
hurts. I'm like great. We won't have dessert. No, I
31:14
know my tummy doesn't hurt anymore Yep, that's what Luca
31:16
is doing when you yell at a ref. It's like
31:18
so your leg doesn't hurt. No, no, it still hurts
31:20
Yeah There was blood on his one of his sleeves
31:22
tonight on his leg and he was being extra He's
31:24
so good And if he was doing a really good
31:26
job of was just staring down at the blood on
31:28
his leg all the time to make sure Everybody knew
31:30
that there was blood on his leg. Yeah, how what
31:33
shirt did they wear in the first game? Was it white?
31:36
I think it was a combo. I think so. Yeah, that's
31:38
right. It was different like the blue tonight Yeah, it was
31:40
all blue. It kind of looked like it was just seats.
31:42
Well, also that's the Mavs colors, too Yeah,
31:44
I guess they're they have white as well. Yeah, but
31:46
it To the untrained eye
31:49
from a distance across a big room. It looked
31:51
like it was just empty seats there But I'm
31:53
sure was loud. This series is gonna be very
31:55
fun Should we talk a little hockey the Rangers
31:57
are an absolute wagon. They're up 3-0
31:59
against the hurricanes in
32:02
the hockey world the hurricanes I think
32:04
are the the big-time fraud alert team
32:07
because every year they're the advanced analytics
32:09
level and they just do this
32:12
so it looks I mean the Rangers haven't lost
32:14
in these playoffs so you actually did you guys
32:17
go to overtime in any of your games no
32:20
did we? no I don't think so I
32:22
was gonna say maybe you will lose less
32:24
we yeah on aggregate but they
32:26
went to overtime yeah yeah
32:28
no let's try to spin zone the capital stink
32:30
I don't don't patronize the capitals I'm not trying
32:33
to be a bad team the Rangers
32:35
7-0 last time they were 7-0 won the
32:38
Stanley Cup or 94 feels like
32:40
94 feels like 94 Marc Massier OJ
32:42
in the news for death again yeah
32:44
yeah and the and Pavel Buri and
32:46
the Canucks and those those Canucks uniforms
32:48
rocked yeah they were like bad but
32:51
awesome yeah that was it that was
32:53
a very fun game yeah so the
32:55
Vancouver crowd they yeah
32:57
love their hockey yeah oh that
33:00
yeah that Vancouver Oilers game I
33:02
have to admit I did fall asleep and I was
33:05
shocked at the score yeah because it felt like the
33:07
Oilers had that game and even like
33:09
even in the first period it was it
33:11
was very workman like Oilers get
33:13
a power play they score okay we're off
33:16
and running everything's good and the Canucks just
33:18
period of the week here the week was
33:20
the third period of that come back and
33:22
win that game that's my number it absolutely
33:25
that was awesome so I mean the Canucks
33:27
biz told us like Canucks
33:29
kind of have no business like they were
33:31
not no business but they didn't have the
33:33
expectations of being this team this year and
33:35
they just keep getting they keep finding a
33:37
way yeah I had credit to your Bruins
33:39
though for scrapping it up a little bit
33:41
that was an awesome fight it was well
33:43
yeah he got punched right in his head
33:45
well he got cheap shot I was gonna
33:47
say that pasta taking that fight was awesome
33:49
oh he's not a fighter nope and Kachuck
33:51
is Like a badass pasta asked
33:53
like you asked the coach for permission. Yeah well no he
33:55
I don't think he asked for permission I think he told
33:57
him he was doing it and you could see the coach.
34:00
The guy, what? Oh okay, you
34:02
wanna do this? Go. Ahead is
34:04
that's what you should absolutely do in a game
34:06
where you get it is kicked in the playoffs.
34:09
You. Should Always going to fight at the end of it.
34:11
Yeah, yeah, swimming magic wore off a little bit, but
34:13
he was young. Unconscious
34:16
to for that so's in water always
34:18
finds level. but be a big bounce
34:20
back. I'm a mic insists he the
34:22
bounce back or tonight so bossy. Yeah
34:24
yeah to load up on some pasta
34:26
props he added, did city contracts and
34:28
getting a Spencer is in right. That.
34:30
Was a cheap shot. The act yeah like the I
34:33
think of first hit him on the way down the
34:35
of well I think the London and him again I
34:37
think they hit on the way down was like borderline
34:39
okay because they're still fighting but the one when he
34:41
was all the way down it's like come on yeah
34:44
you can't do that. Yeah don't do that. And
34:47
then does the stars when they be to yeah
34:49
Avalanche I had we had some good series gone
34:51
except for the rangers her kids. As.
34:53
Over. I did not watch
34:55
the Stars Avalanche tonight but in theory I know
34:57
that's an electric series or next time we have
35:00
does or went on out to be like what
35:02
a great series that yes tells how to great
35:04
to tell us how great of yeah he says
35:06
I'm okay I had some rapid fire things where
35:08
if you guys are down for the I got
35:10
one thing to give up. Okay, The
35:12
Nfl Skyn? Yes it is. You're a rabbit
35:15
farthingale. Okay. The Athos King. Your do Christmas
35:17
games again this year. That's not the news.
35:19
The news is that it looks like they're
35:21
going to be a baby. Two games all
35:24
the Christmas Day games. On.
35:26
Netflix which is interesting because Netflix has
35:28
never broadcast in Nfl game before. Correct.
35:31
I don't know the answers gonna be.
35:33
Is Netflix going to have their own
35:35
announcing crew? You yeah, maybe Brady? Are
35:37
they gonna rent Tom Brady for day and then he'll
35:39
go on Sunday and and work at Fox? Continue the
35:42
roast. He would, yeah continue the roast. The would you
35:44
know what that? Here's here's the thing that's really pissed
35:46
the in the ass about this and then as I
35:48
can do whatever the fuck they want and they're going
35:50
to dominate the and be in ratings. Not.
35:53
Only are they taking away. Christmas.
35:56
Day from the of yeah. They're. Also
35:58
taking away the ability. people
36:00
to comfortably change the channel
36:02
to the NBA games. Correct.
36:04
During commercial break, quarter breaks
36:07
and halftime because signing
36:09
out of Netflix, turning on to
36:11
cable if you're watching on cable or to
36:13
a different streaming app. Yep. Such a pain
36:15
in the dick to do that. And so
36:17
they're taking away even the the pity ratings
36:19
that you would get for like a quick
36:21
two minute check in on the NBA Christmas
36:23
games. And remember, Christmas is
36:25
on a Wednesday this year. And the
36:28
NFL has had previously said they
36:30
weren't going to touch like middle
36:32
of the week Christmas day. Christmas day.
36:34
Remember, last year they were
36:36
like, because there is a rule there, they
36:39
don't do Friday night games because of high
36:41
school football. But last year they're like,
36:43
Fuck it, we'll do a Friday afternoon game Black Friday.
36:46
Now, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter when
36:48
the game's gonna be, they're gonna play it. And we'll show
36:50
up. Yeah, we're gonna watch it. Do
36:53
you think there's a chance any of our teams are in it? On
36:56
Christmas? Yeah.
36:59
How many games are there? I mean, our teams,
37:02
the acts probably has the best chance. They do
37:04
love scheduling the bears and prime time and for
37:06
a national audience. They love doing that. I think
37:08
we might get a prime time game. Again,
37:11
I think we actually all might get prime time games
37:13
against each other. Because
37:15
of the draft. Oh, because of the rookies. Yeah.
37:18
We play each other again. Yeah, we're the the
37:21
bears and the Patriots are that weird, like
37:23
added game, you know how we played
37:25
each other like I know with the
37:27
17 game season, if you
37:30
play a whole division and there's one added from
37:32
the other conference and for some reason we drew
37:34
you. But
37:36
and then we play again, we're gonna play
37:38
again. I hope it's Thursday night as is
37:40
tradition. Tattoo bat. Tattoo bat run it back.
37:42
Yep. They're probably gonna do it's later on
37:44
the season. So it might even
37:47
be a divisional game.
37:50
What? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because it's Christmas day.
37:52
Yeah, yeah. Because they had the right games with the Raiders
37:55
and the Chiefs last year. Yeah, how many games are there?
37:57
Two or three. I'm not sure. Hey, give
37:59
us. The whole i heard the parent but. I
38:02
just was A For the record I'm so this
38:05
few times I wanted you to per better livestream.
38:07
I agree put means in charge of that last
38:09
year. Yeah, put means in charge of that one
38:11
and hims like okay, I'll do it And then
38:13
he told me like. Two. Days after I
38:15
don't do that he's like yeah I don't know for your
38:17
be able to get to person come out. So.
38:20
I didn't have enough time to scheduled purse. I would do
38:22
a perm. If. Somebody else if somebody
38:24
max goods good accountable is max or meme schedules
38:26
the from I will absolute do it. Love that
38:28
would that would Now we ended up like make
38:30
it a moment though it is I do. It
38:32
would be boring if we just did in the
38:34
middle of summer and ask me during football season.
38:37
I agree. Yeah yeah we should learn during my
38:39
Subaru all that we should wait thousand more we
38:41
learn for we should wait. I'm I'm down to
38:43
do whenever. Yeah. With. His
38:45
dinners only some. Know. Yeah baseball
38:47
I will do for join forces ears off
38:49
warfare or okay. ready for my rapid fire?
38:51
Yep. Ah, First stop. Chaka.
38:55
Khan coward. We don't really like him, but. Credit
38:58
to him for going backwards. had coached
39:00
take would Jj redick saying she's erratic
39:02
to not be coached is wearing backwards
39:04
at yeah good Didn't keep fucking that
39:06
chicken to he says i mean I
39:09
just I once you get the coaches
39:11
by weight. Gg. Recipes
39:13
exclusively to tried. To.
39:16
Le Bron is really defend he'd Le Bron
39:18
defended Gg Reddit against calm coward. feels like
39:21
he feels like he could be feels like
39:23
Jj is is the hot name out there
39:25
and his base have no information but I
39:27
am more business just seeing abroad defending his.
39:29
Le Bron doesn't interact with com Coward. Yeah
39:31
and you know what when we as Jj
39:34
when he was on the show our he
39:36
would feel that coating the Lakers. he said
39:38
they have a coach. he didn't sit and
39:40
have dinner really answer the question they have
39:42
a coach that leaves you are next rapid
39:44
fire It. Sucks. To
39:47
have to coach now sucks in a
39:49
relative term because these guys make millions
39:51
of dollars. Ah, and they get paid
39:53
to not work, But. Frank. Vogel got
39:55
fired from Sons today. Darman Ham got fired
39:57
last week. That's. how to
39:59
be the worst job in sports as a head coach right
40:02
now is signing up to coach
40:04
a super team because no matter what
40:06
happens it's never the players
40:08
fault it's always the coach's fault. Yeah I
40:10
think the trick is to coach a super
40:12
team but it's when they're in their like
40:14
late 20s early 30s. Yeah. If you get
40:16
older superstars that are joining up to form
40:18
a super team. Also Bradley Beale I don't
40:21
know can you call the the sons of
40:23
super team? Well they tried to.
40:25
They tried. Kind of like the Eagles when they
40:27
were super team. Yeah it was an attempted super
40:29
team but dream team. Oh yeah dream team. It
40:31
was an attempted big three. I just
40:34
like Darvin Hammond was
40:36
was not a great coach. Frank Vogel
40:39
has a championship maybe wasn't a
40:41
great coach for the Suns. He had a
40:43
decent regular season. Right
40:45
but it doesn't matter because if you don't
40:47
if you flame out in the playoffs with
40:50
one of these teams with a big three
40:52
or a super team you are
40:54
the fall guy every single time. It's
40:56
never the players. Do you think maybe Pat Riley
40:58
is a secret genius and that's why when the
41:00
Heat everyone was saying like Pat
41:03
Riley is gonna come down and take over the job
41:05
from Spolstra. Yeah. Was he a genius by just
41:07
being like I'm gonna I'm gonna let this guy coach
41:09
the team. Yeah. So that way he'll be fired I
41:11
won't have to fire myself. And Spoh is just he's
41:13
one of the best coaches but yeah I don't
41:15
know like what if
41:18
if the Lakers offered Spoh 15
41:21
million dollars a year. He'd
41:23
probably have to take it because it'd be 15 million dollars a
41:25
year but I think he would think twice being like if we
41:27
don't win a championship I'm the only guy who's gonna get blamed.
41:30
How much do you think he gets paid? I
41:32
don't know what NBA coaches like he's probably gets
41:34
like seven or eight. I'm doing California
41:36
tax math right now compared to Florida. Oh good
41:38
point. Yeah. Good point. It probably has to be
41:41
closer to 17. You have to deal with Gavin
41:43
Newsom on a regular basis. You have to go
41:45
to French Laundry with him. Mm-hmm. Let
41:47
me see Eric Spohsra salary Eric
41:51
Spohsra salary. Oh he already makes 15 million
41:53
a year. Oh yeah he's gonna need like
41:55
23. 15
41:59
million a year he deserves Yeah. Alright,
42:01
so what if it was the... Yeah,
42:04
so if they offered them 30, pop
42:06
is number one at 16. Okay,
42:08
yeah. Your point is valid, which is
42:10
like if you have old
42:12
superstars that are uniting with each other
42:15
and they still have the championship expectations
42:17
and they've never played together and they've
42:19
had long careers before trying to make
42:21
this team work, you're kind of signing
42:23
up on your own death warrant right there.
42:25
Yeah. Exactly. And
42:27
if you win the championship, there's a chance you
42:29
could be fired. Yeah, right. The
42:31
next rapid fire thing, we should
42:34
have talked about it with the Celtics, but
42:36
that was some peak, peak sports talk radio
42:39
with Tony
42:41
Maz. Felger Maz. Saying... Kings.
42:44
You saw this clip, PFT? I did not see this
42:46
one. It was one of the greatest sports radio moments,
42:49
and when I say greatest, the worst. He
42:51
said that if the Celtics win the championship
42:53
this year, doesn't it feel a little hollow
42:55
because there's not really any good teams? It's
42:57
a good point. I hadn't
43:00
thought about that. All time take. That
43:03
was a we don't have anything to talk
43:05
about take. No, they're all time contrarians. Hey,
43:07
quick question for you. If they win
43:10
the championship this year, doesn't it feel a little bit hollow? No.
43:13
Yeah. Does it ease to so bad? No. Okay.
43:18
Yeah. It's a quick no. So did they
43:20
actually have a discussion about that? Yeah. I
43:23
saw like a 30 second clip, but
43:25
yeah, he was like, Felger was
43:27
like, no, the NBA dude,
43:29
and he's like, well, like, why
43:31
don't they just play a YMCA team and
43:33
call it a championship? They're the number one show
43:36
in town. Crazy. It's making a
43:38
lot of sense. They've riled up the city
43:40
of Boston for the last 15 years. But
43:42
what you're not considering is like what if...
43:44
Bruins, Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox. What if they
43:46
only played against like girls teams in high
43:48
school, and for some reason that's the NBA
43:50
schedule and they win? Hollow.
43:54
Think about it. But yeah, what's the difference between
43:56
that and this? I just love when Sports Talk
43:58
radio guys are just like, you know... You know what,
44:00
let's just fucking, we have nothing to really talk
44:02
about. Let's just say that this championship doesn't, that
44:05
it doesn't exist yet, doesn't count if it does
44:07
exist. This is what's so funny about Boston is
44:09
they've won so many things that they're already like
44:12
figuring out reasons to not get super excited about
44:14
the next championship. It was crazy. Uh, alright, my
44:16
next one was, did you guys see the new
44:19
iPad Pro? No. People
44:22
are very mad because the iPad
44:24
Pro commercial, uh, it's, uh, it's basically,
44:26
it looks like, fuck,
44:28
I'm losing my words. Uh,
44:31
the smash thing that they use, where
44:34
they smash things, the compactor. Yeah. So
44:36
the pneumatic press. Yeah. There it
44:38
is. Pneumatic press. So it's the iPad
44:41
Pro is a pneumatic press and it's pressing down
44:43
on like all these instruments, like a piano, a
44:45
trumpet, uh, because it fits all that in the
44:47
iPad Pro and people are very upset. We're
44:50
going to get mad at that. They're like, oh,
44:52
so we're just throwing away like thousands of years
44:54
of cultural, like meaningful things for
44:56
fucking technology. And then the, wait, then
44:58
the iPad Pro does not get crushed
45:01
by it. No, no, it all
45:03
goes into the iPad Pro. Oh, all that shit gets combined. I thought
45:05
you were going to say people are getting upset because people
45:07
love watching those press videos. Oh, I do
45:09
too. Because it's like therapeutic. Yeah. To
45:12
see what, watch things get crushed. And if the iPad doesn't get
45:14
crushed, people are like, what the fuck? You've got to crush the
45:16
iPad. Yeah. No, they're like, uh, Tim
45:19
Cook, way to, way to ruin
45:21
the world with your new sleek
45:23
iPad Pro. They just did it because
45:25
of the commercial. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of bad stuff
45:27
that goes into that too. If you really want to
45:29
talk about everything that's happened. Yeah. I
45:31
wish it would, it would have been cool if they had just made that
45:34
maybe out of order guys will do it where it's
45:36
just like the iPad Pro crushing like
45:38
gambling apps, porn sites, do like, look,
45:40
you got it all right here. Everything
45:43
in there. Yeah. All your
45:45
streaming services right here. All right. Next rapid
45:47
fire topic. Greg Doyle suspended. So that, yeah.
45:49
Loved it. Why would happen?
45:52
Good call. Do you like that? I like
45:54
it. Yeah. Do you do
45:57
that a little bit more and I'll treat you nice. We'll
45:59
be just fine. Yeah. The other clip is
46:01
so funny from that press conference too, when he talks to the
46:04
coach, he's like, so you got the keys
46:06
to that. Yeah, to that. What are you going to do
46:08
about that? A lot
46:10
of journalists were actually being like, that's
46:12
an overreaction to suspend him. I just
46:14
like it because Greg Doyle's scold and
46:16
him getting suspended for this is one
46:19
of the funniest ways to get suspended.
46:21
Hey, why did you get suspended from
46:23
covering one of the
46:25
most popular athletes in sports right now? I
46:28
did the heart signal tour and I was really creepy. No,
46:30
it's just like he got suspended for being a creep. So
46:33
here's what's bad about suspending him. At
46:37
some point he's going to come back from suspension.
46:39
Correct. And then he is going
46:41
to have to apologize to Caitlin Clark and
46:43
he is going to do that in the most
46:46
creepy way possible. Yeah, it actually sucks for Caitlin
46:48
Clark. Yes. Like Caitlin Clark probably
46:50
doesn't want him suspended, just wants him sitting in
46:52
the back of the newsroom and just not even
46:54
asking questions anymore because now when he does come
46:56
back, it's a whole other story where she has
46:58
to accept his apology, all that bullshit. What she
47:00
should do is say like, I don't want him
47:03
in the room. And then
47:05
the indie star will, they'll have to
47:07
say okay because she's the biggest
47:09
sports, she's a story in town right now. Like
47:12
she is the face of women's
47:14
sports across the world. And so
47:16
if they just tell him, no, you can't get, because if he
47:18
does come back, he's going to try to do like, he's going
47:20
to try to get cute with his apology. Yeah, of course. He's
47:23
going to say something that's going to make it worse. He's
47:25
going to feel like she has to accept his apology because
47:27
she probably just doesn't want to deal with his shit anymore.
47:30
And then it's going to be a very weird
47:32
dynamic. So just don't let him around the fever.
47:34
He should actually not be suspended. He should just
47:36
have to go to every game with a t-shirt
47:38
that says, I'm not a creep, but I ask
47:40
creepy questions. They should just make
47:43
a Doyle rule, which is not allowed to talk to
47:45
women. Don't
47:47
talk to women, Greg. Talk to women. Well,
47:49
how would he have found out that he was wrong? He
47:53
already talked to the women in his life. Right. Just
47:56
don't talk to women as part of your
47:58
job. Yeah, ever. Okay,
48:00
last one. This one
48:02
is probably the biggest one. We have
48:04
to come to the defense of one
48:07
of Max's heroes Max
48:10
I assume you've seen this Shady
48:15
McCoy no, that's one of your
48:17
heroes chip. Kelly No, you
48:19
were quite what yeah, and we have to come to his
48:21
defense because we've been there Jason
48:23
Kelsey is fighting a war
48:25
online against horse Twitter Because
48:28
he implied that secretariat might have
48:30
done steroids and
48:33
If everyone for a
48:35
long time AWL's you remember this
48:37
for new ones welcome We
48:41
almost got canceled by horse Twitter in
48:43
2016 because we called Nyquist of fucking
48:45
pussy ass bitch for not running
48:47
in the Belmont Yes, and we said that he
48:49
was getting fat. Yeah, and that's why he didn't
48:51
run. He looked like Eddie Lacey Yeah And
48:54
then there I'm just getting
48:56
word now that there may have been some
48:58
photo shops done of Nyquist making him look
49:00
super Overweight. Yeah to the point where Nyquist
49:02
got bullied off Twitter. Yes, he deactivated his
49:04
little horse Twitter account We did that so
49:06
we did that we know what you're going
49:08
through. I still believe in the First Amendment
49:11
Yeah, when it comes to insinuating
49:13
and slandering horses. Yeah, so Jason
49:15
speak speak your truth Yeah,
49:18
it's it's just a very funny Controversy
49:22
to get in where he just
49:24
was like yeah They did a lot of steroids
49:26
in the 70s and his heart was three times
49:28
bigger That feels like steroids
49:30
and people are mad people are very mad
49:32
like I mean he
49:35
some people still have secretary posters on
49:37
their wall. Listen secretary is the greatest
49:39
athlete who ever lived, correct? It
49:42
was funny how he apologized on Twitter too
49:44
because he he gave like a an emotional
49:46
apology being like I'm sorry for making Accusations
49:49
towards this horse. Yeah, I've been dead for
49:51
four. It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's a ridiculous controversy.
49:54
We stand with you Jason Kelsey It's fucking
49:56
ridiculous. We're talking about a horse and I
49:58
love horses. I love betting on it horses,
50:01
but saying Secretary did steroids should not
50:03
ruin anyone's day. You know what? I'm
50:06
going to go one further than Jason Kelsey.
50:08
I will say they should dig up Secretariat's
50:10
body and test them. Drug test them.
50:13
Drug test them. Oh wait, it's the only
50:15
record in sports that has never been broken
50:17
in terms of speed or power for
50:20
all these years. Every other
50:22
sport across the entire
50:24
planet has gotten better since the
50:26
1970s. And
50:28
we're saying horse racing is the one that hasn't?
50:31
He's making great points. Think about it.
50:34
Dig that horse up. Making great points.
50:37
Also Max, since I saw
50:39
this trending and I was like let me see what's going
50:41
on here, and I went to Jason
50:43
Kelsey's page and
50:45
I think he recently just followed me. Really?
50:49
Yes. That rock. He
50:51
follows 48 people. That rock. So
50:55
you're one step away. I knew that would
50:57
excite Max. Max is sounding so creepy right
50:59
now. No, no, that's just cool. I did
51:02
message him. I was like don't apologize. We
51:04
have your back. I'm going
51:06
to wait to tell him that we have a
51:08
producer that would literally die for him. I
51:11
think that's more of like a month
51:13
or two down the line. Don't embarrass me. Well,
51:16
do you not want me to say that? I don't know. Oh
51:18
wait, he follows me too. There we go. Max
51:20
says he follow you? No.
51:23
He follows me too. No, he doesn't.
51:26
He does not follow me. I'm
51:29
going to fall him back. He
51:31
follows you first? Yes, same with me. Same
51:33
with me. That's so cool. I was like
51:35
wait, don't follow Jason Kelsey. I'm going to
51:37
tell him not to follow Max. What the
51:39
hell? No, don't even bring me up. This
51:42
is like, hey our producer Max, he's a
51:44
real big horse fan. He was very upset
51:46
with what he said about secretary. For the
51:48
record confirmed doesn't follow me. I just. Shit.
51:51
Alright, yeah, so maybe me and PFD need to
51:53
just hit him on like just double strike being
51:56
like hey could you quickly follow this guy? I
51:58
would be. Don't embarrass me. Max,
52:00
here's how much I love you. I would trade, if
52:02
he's trying to keep it at 48, take
52:05
me off. Yeah, me too. Put Max in. Well, no, wait,
52:07
what if we both get taken off? What
52:09
if this is an empty dress? He's gotta follow
52:11
Mr. Pear, too. Empty promise. Yeah. You
52:15
know two guys who have a direct
52:17
line to Jason Kelsey. No,
52:19
that's cool, that's sick of you guys. It is sick.
52:22
You know what, I'm not gonna tell him
52:25
to follow Max. I'm gonna actually say Max
52:28
is so crazy in love with you that he
52:30
has a can of soup that he refuses to
52:32
eat because your face is on it. That's
52:35
probably better, right? Our producer, Max, wears your
52:37
face on his shirt, like 90%. And
52:40
he's kind of on his own face. Yeah.
52:44
I just want, yeah, yes. He
52:46
wants to be you. That is correct. Or at
52:48
least inside you. You wanna remake face off? No,
52:50
I mean, Max, not like that, I meant like
52:52
you wanna look like, you
52:55
want your skin to look like this. Inside and out, I
52:57
would like to be like Jason Kelsey, if that makes sense.
52:59
But would you be inside him if offered?
53:02
No, stop that. No, but
53:04
Max, you're already doing this with the other Kelsey.
53:06
If we could take your brain right now. No,
53:08
I didn't say no. And put it in
53:10
Jason Kelsey's body and then you would just walk
53:12
around with your brain, but now you are Jason
53:15
Kelsey, would you do it? For
53:18
like a day. I'll say it, you know
53:20
what, I'll say it. I don't believe that
53:22
Max is actually a fan of Jason Kelsey
53:24
until I see video proof of Jason Kelsey
53:26
inside of Max. Yeah, yeah. That's
53:31
fair, that's fair, grudge. We're gonna get
53:33
on Paul's so fast. Yeah, this is bullshit, guys,
53:35
you're ruining this. We've met him before. We've
53:38
hung out with him. No, that also sucks.
53:40
And we were both hanging out in the
53:42
summer. I know, beer Olympics, which we will
53:44
not, we'll know. I don't wanna say
53:46
we will not. I don't think we're backing out. We can't
53:48
back out. I don't think we are going to. No,
53:50
I don't think we're probably not gonna back out of it. Will
53:53
we? I don't know. Can we? No.
53:57
We're definitely maybe
53:59
not gonna back out. It's gonna be so hot in
54:01
Vegas. Yeah. It's
54:04
like, it's during the week. And
54:08
we're kind of closer with Jason Kelsey now than
54:10
we are with Will and Taylor. And they backed
54:12
out. Yeah, but I mean
54:15
we told them that we'd do it when they told
54:18
us it was different days. Yeah, we can't back out,
54:20
right? Hank? Hank,
54:25
should we? We can't. We can't back
54:27
out. No, we won't. No, we can't. Nah.
54:30
No, we can't. I will be there no matter
54:32
what. Yeah. We can't. We're
54:34
gonna golf. Yeah, we're gonna golf. We're
54:36
gonna golf. It's gonna be so hot. It's gonna
54:39
be so hot. We're gonna golf at four in the morning.
54:41
We'll be fine. I never thought it
54:43
would be this hard to get us out to
54:46
Vegas to gamble in a casino
54:48
where you literally can't lose. Well, I think
54:50
the part where you and I have to
54:52
compete against a bunch of NFL
54:54
offensive linemen in your drinking. Well, not Jason
54:57
Kelsey. True. He's
55:00
not really an NFL offensive lineman. He's more
55:02
just good friends of ours. Yeah, my buddy.
55:04
Yeah. My buddy JK. And soon to be
55:06
inside of Max. Yeah. He was
55:08
on stage at a Mount Joy concert. I was
55:11
showing PFT. That was cool. That was all you
55:13
were just showing. You were showing PFT pictures of
55:15
Jason Kelsey. No, it was a video. He played
55:17
a video. You know those people that are in
55:19
the crowd during Rod shows? They have
55:21
their phones out and they're recording it and they're like, what
55:23
are these people recording it for? Are they gonna go
55:25
back and watch it later? No, they're recording it so they
55:27
can get posted online. Then Max can show me his
55:29
phone of somebody doing that. So Max, you basically did
55:32
like here. You want to see a picture of my
55:34
kids, but it was Jason Kelsey at a concert. It
55:37
was cool. I asked PFT
55:39
if he was a Mount Joy fan. Also love Mount
55:41
Joy. Mount Joy rocks. Yeah. Good
55:44
bet. And Jason Kelsey approved. And Jason Kelsey approved.
55:46
Which means us approved too. Us approved as well.
55:48
The thing about us, we have so much in
55:50
common with Jason. That's right. That's
55:53
a fact. Okay. Good
55:55
opening to the show. Kendrick Perkins, awesome
55:57
interview with Perk. And then we
55:59
have Firefest. Four way because memes
56:01
and jake are both out. So
56:03
max chips into fire fest and hank
56:07
Hank is in one. He's in a pickle. He's
56:09
in a pickle on fire fest. So let's kick
56:11
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56:13
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some NBA players playoffs. It is Kendrick
58:01
Perkins. Perk, great to have
58:03
you on. We're watching the
58:05
Celtics fourth quarter right now, so we
58:07
will have some questions about this game
58:10
after the game. But I wanted to
58:12
start with the series that everyone's
58:14
going to watch. We're going to air this obviously
58:16
on Friday. Everyone's going to watch tonight as
58:19
they're listening to this, the Nuggets and the
58:21
Wolves. And you are the guy who
58:23
said that Anthony Edwards reminds you of Michael Jordan. I think
58:25
it was you and Pat Bev. But
58:28
when you watch this Wolves
58:30
team, has
58:32
it clicked like, hey, this team can win it
58:34
all? The way they're playing and they're so young
58:36
and hungry, what are you seeing? Well,
58:39
one, appreciate you fellas for having me
58:41
on. Y'all continue to do a great
58:44
job because that's exactly what y'all are
58:46
doing there and y'all doing it Yahweh.
58:48
That's first thing first. Thank you. When
58:50
I look at the Minnesota Timberwolves, the
58:53
number one thing that pokes out to me is
58:56
the togetherness. The number two
58:58
thing is they have a bunch
59:00
of dogs. Okay. And it's led
59:02
by Anthony Edwards. And
59:05
I said this, you know, in March,
59:07
that when it comes to the
59:09
young up and coming superstars, I've
59:12
never seen a leader like him and he's
59:14
the best young leader in the game of
59:17
basketball. And so when
59:19
you look at their personnel, right, I
59:22
was wondering last year, could call
59:24
Anthony tiles and Rudy Goldberg, can
59:26
they coexist? The answer is hell
59:28
yeah. Because cats could, you know, stretch
59:30
the floor. So when I'm looking
59:33
at their perimeter defense before I even
59:35
addressed the interior, I'm looking at
59:37
an old school Mike Conley, who this
59:39
year, this season, he was holding his
59:41
opponents to 31. He was 31st in
59:46
the league for his opponent field goal
59:48
percentage. Jay McDaniels. He was sports
59:50
in the league, a pony field
59:53
goal percentage. Anthony Edwards, he was
59:55
10th in the league opponent field
59:57
goal percentage. Then you have Rudy.
1:00:00
there who's ready to swat everything. So
1:00:02
when I'm looking at this, I'm like, they don't give
1:00:05
a damn who you are. And
1:00:07
when I started to watch the series
1:00:09
against the Phoenix Suns, and
1:00:11
I'm watching Rudy and Carl Anthony-Townes
1:00:13
go at Kevin Durant on
1:00:16
the perimeter and slide those puppies and they switching
1:00:18
out on the picking rows, I'm like, hold on.
1:00:21
Hold on. Jimmy Butler couldn't pull
1:00:23
inside of Carl Anthony-Townes when he was
1:00:25
in Minnesota, and Donovan Mitchell couldn't pull
1:00:28
this out of Rudy Goldbur. And so
1:00:30
I'm thinking about it, I'm like, man,
1:00:32
this team is serious. Yeah. And then they
1:00:34
get to the defending champs and
1:00:37
they kick in their ass. Yeah. And
1:00:39
the game two, real
1:00:41
talk game two was
1:00:43
probably one of the greatest performances
1:00:46
defensively that I've ever seen in
1:00:48
my damn life. Yes. It was
1:00:50
a clinic. That by the way, I love the
1:00:52
way you say dogs. I love the way you say
1:00:55
dog. And I love the way you say Gober.
1:00:57
Yeah. Like he's high school. Yeah. Yeah. It's
1:01:00
Rudy Gober. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like for French.
1:01:02
Yeah. You know what I mean? French. So
1:01:04
it was a clinic. So what if you're
1:01:06
the Nuggets, what do they do? Like what
1:01:08
do you, if you're in that locker room,
1:01:10
what is said after game two and what's
1:01:12
the fix? It's
1:01:14
nothing that you can say. Either
1:01:16
you got to end you or you don't. I
1:01:21
know Michael Malone was, he said something the
1:01:23
other day, I think it was yesterday that
1:01:26
he said, Hey, we did the fender champs and
1:01:28
I need guys in this locker room who are
1:01:30
going to believe and go down to Minnesota and
1:01:32
get a game three. Well, it's easier
1:01:34
to say it than done when you're dealing with a
1:01:37
team that don't give a damn. Right.
1:01:39
And Anthony L was followed up and
1:01:41
he said, we know they're going to come in and give
1:01:43
us daily best punch, but guess what? We're going to punch
1:01:45
back. And when you add,
1:01:47
when you add that type of confidence, it's
1:01:50
just on a different level. I don't know
1:01:52
if there's anything they can do. Murray
1:01:55
is not a hundred percent. Jamal Murray is
1:01:57
not a hundred percent. He's dealing with injuries.
1:02:00
That's a bad time and especially when
1:02:02
you face a McDaniels. Jokic,
1:02:05
he's shooting 42%
1:02:09
from the field against Minnesota.
1:02:12
Carl Anthony-Townes, Rudy,
1:02:14
and Nas Reed, they ain't going nowhere.
1:02:17
So I don't know what else they can
1:02:19
do. Just think how important Jeff Green and
1:02:21
Bruce Brown was to this
1:02:23
team last year. They don't have them. And
1:02:26
so with the Nuggets, you said there's not a
1:02:28
lot that they can do. The matchups are an
1:02:30
issue for him and especially how they're making Jokic
1:02:32
play in places he's a little bit uncomfortable. I
1:02:35
saw you referred to them. I don't know if
1:02:37
you said that they were babies, the Nuggets, the
1:02:39
B word, or if you said they were playing
1:02:41
like babies or acting like babies. But have the
1:02:44
T-Wolves turned the Nuggets into babies? No,
1:02:46
no, no. I said, so this is
1:02:49
what I said. I said
1:02:51
the T-Wolves got them
1:02:54
prying like babies. Okay. And
1:02:56
what I said was that the
1:03:00
Denver Nuggets are doing all their damn crying. They
1:03:02
got it. What the babies going to do? If
1:03:04
you're going to do all their damn crying, what the babies going to
1:03:06
do? If you're going to shed all the tears, they
1:03:09
had Michael Malone whining to the referees. They
1:03:11
had Jamal Murray crying to the referees. They
1:03:14
had them uncomfortable. Yeah.
1:03:17
No, it was. It was crazy to watch because
1:03:19
I don't really know. I
1:03:22
feel like the only fix the Nuggets really
1:03:24
have is they got to try to maybe
1:03:26
play faster and get some guys in foul
1:03:28
trouble. But it does feel like the defense
1:03:31
from the Wolves just bothers the Nuggets to
1:03:33
a level that we haven't seen. And they
1:03:35
also got to play better. Jokic is
1:03:37
a three-time MVP. He's got to play better. Michael
1:03:40
Porter Jr. makes like $30 million a year. He's
1:03:43
got to play better. They've
1:03:46
been tested for the first time in the last
1:03:48
year and a half. And how they answer this
1:03:50
test will tell you a lot. It'll show their
1:03:52
true character. Yeah. Right?
1:03:54
It'll show their true character. I mean, you never
1:03:56
know what their true character is
1:03:58
until they hear their voice. Yeah,
1:04:01
no, but since I'm all merged on the heat
1:04:03
pad on the down floor Yeah,
1:04:05
yeah, it's crazy to watch
1:04:08
because of how easy it is seen for them in the last
1:04:10
year and a half Really two years.
1:04:12
They've been coming on like this Also
1:04:15
out West Oklahoma City use the term that
1:04:17
I really like about the Oklahoma City Thunder.
1:04:19
We like watching play they're fun You
1:04:22
said that they play agenda free basketball. Mmm
1:04:24
in Oklahoma City Yeah, can you can you
1:04:26
describe what agenda free basketball is and why
1:04:28
it's beautiful to watch? While
1:04:30
tell you it's not the same type
1:04:32
of basketball you watch from the Detroit
1:04:34
Pistons or the Washington Wizards It's a
1:04:37
complete opposite of that right agenda
1:04:39
free basketball is when you're watching
1:04:41
a team Pass up
1:04:43
good shots to get great shots Right
1:04:45
and you don't see that in a
1:04:47
lot of young teams because everybody want
1:04:49
to be the hero when you're watching
1:04:51
the team guys So
1:04:54
from actually getting the actual assists to
1:04:56
just getting the hockey assists the pass
1:04:59
is going to lead to the assists
1:05:01
Okay defensively, you're watching
1:05:03
a team that that's talking loading up
1:05:06
boxes and elbows, you know communicating
1:05:08
switches Challenging everything
1:05:11
at the basket That's
1:05:13
a gender free basketball because they don't look
1:05:15
at the box score to see what type
1:05:17
of numbers That they're
1:05:19
putting up themselves They just the only number that
1:05:21
they care about is whether or not they win
1:05:24
the game or not and so
1:05:26
when I watch them, it's just a beautiful thing
1:05:28
to see because They're clamping
1:05:30
up Luke darts is doing his thing
1:05:33
and they encourage him on another Let
1:05:35
me tell you when you could tell
1:05:37
when especially in basketball when a team
1:05:40
is together and they they have no
1:05:42
hidden agendas whatsoever Just
1:05:44
watch the bench If
1:05:46
you watch the bench When the guys who are
1:05:49
not in the game if they up off the
1:05:51
bench and they're clapping in their room for their
1:05:53
teammates Then you know that team
1:05:55
is really really special and God then lost
1:05:57
themselves into the ball club You
1:06:00
played on teams, I imagine, that were agenda free and
1:06:03
also teams that had agendas, that
1:06:05
had players that had their own agendas. If you're on
1:06:07
the bench and you decide whether or not you're going
1:06:09
to get into the game, you're going to stand up,
1:06:12
you're going to be a part of that action
1:06:14
on the sidelines, what is it about the
1:06:16
players on the team that make the guys
1:06:18
on the bench respond or not respond? Well,
1:06:21
I think we
1:06:23
respond to, and that's a great question
1:06:25
because when you're on the bench, you're
1:06:28
always going to respond to what
1:06:30
the average fan is
1:06:32
not seeing, right? And
1:06:35
that's the little things, whether, you know, and
1:06:37
that's the things that is rehearsed behind closed
1:06:39
doors in the film room. So
1:06:42
if a guy is helping out
1:06:44
another guy and he sees a rotation
1:06:46
and he rotates and he get a
1:06:48
good contest or a great contest, and
1:06:51
he's on his high horse from leaving in
1:06:53
the paint and running out to the corner
1:06:55
three to make a guy miss, that's
1:06:58
going to get the bench hyped because we just went
1:07:00
over this in the film room, right? It
1:07:02
may not mean much to,
1:07:04
you know, a person
1:07:06
who's looking for a highlight dunk or
1:07:08
a crossover step back, but it's everything
1:07:10
to the guys that's sitting on, that's
1:07:13
wearing the same jersey as
1:07:15
you because we was in that same
1:07:17
locker room with you watching film room and knowing
1:07:19
what the coach is preaching. Now,
1:07:22
if we see a guy that's
1:07:25
trying to get his, then
1:07:29
obviously, you know, the vibe is different.
1:07:32
Or we see, for example, if I'm a
1:07:34
big man and I'm supposed to be talking
1:07:36
to coverage on the high pick and roll
1:07:38
and letting my guard know that the screen
1:07:40
is coming and for my guard to force
1:07:42
it left or force it right, and
1:07:44
I don't do my job and my guard get hit
1:07:46
with a screen and now the ball handler comes off
1:07:49
and he have a clean 15 foot
1:07:51
pull up jump shot without anything
1:07:53
happening, then I'm not doing my
1:07:55
job. That means I'm not
1:07:57
engaged. That means I'm not focused. little
1:08:00
things that matter. So
1:08:02
the Thunder crowd is incredible. We
1:08:04
joke, they lead the league in
1:08:06
wearing the T-shirt, the free T-shirt.
1:08:08
I didn't realize, but before the
1:08:10
game, they have a T-shirt
1:08:12
cam that basically shames everyone who
1:08:15
doesn't put on the T-shirt. I like that.
1:08:17
They just go around and they're like, put
1:08:19
on the T-shirt. When you were playing there,
1:08:21
because you were on the Thunder at a
1:08:24
similar kind of point where it's like a
1:08:26
young team, a fun team going deep into
1:08:28
playoffs, what is it like
1:08:30
playing in Oklahoma City and especially for the
1:08:32
opponent? Is this,
1:08:34
I could curse up on you? Yeah, you could say
1:08:37
whatever the fuck you want. God damn it. It
1:08:40
was fucking unbelievable. When
1:08:42
I took, hey look, when you them
1:08:44
motherfuckers in OKC, that
1:08:47
city, that state embraces
1:08:49
you like no other, right?
1:08:52
You're in competition with nothing else
1:08:54
except for colleges, but as far
1:08:56
as on a professional level, shit,
1:08:59
it's just you. It's
1:09:01
just y'all. So man, just
1:09:03
when you're doing things and you're
1:09:06
winning, man, it's just a different
1:09:08
type of vibe. Do y'all remember
1:09:10
when that
1:09:13
franchise got to Oklahoma? They
1:09:16
used to have that meter because it used
1:09:18
to be so loud in there and it's
1:09:20
a real thing. I mean, literally feeding off
1:09:23
the energy of the crowd and
1:09:25
there's no disrespect to Boston because Boston
1:09:27
was great. I mean, they give you
1:09:29
chills in the history, but when
1:09:32
that city gets behind you and
1:09:34
you're playing winning basketball and they
1:09:36
start to believe, oh,
1:09:38
nothing like that. It does seem different
1:09:40
down there. Did you have an MVP
1:09:42
vote? Yeah,
1:09:44
I did have an MVP vote. Who did you
1:09:46
vote for MVP? I
1:09:48
voted for SGA. Yeah. You
1:09:50
think he should have won MVP? Yeah,
1:09:52
I voted for SGA because listen, hear me out.
1:09:55
Okay. Say last
1:09:58
year, first of all, Oklahoma. didn't
1:10:00
even make the playoffs. They would have number,
1:10:02
this year, the number one seed in the
1:10:04
Western Conference. Okay. Shay is third
1:10:07
in the league and scoring, averaging
1:10:09
30. He's first
1:10:11
in the league in steals. He's shooting
1:10:13
fucking 54% from
1:10:16
the field as a shooting guard.
1:10:19
Do you realize that they have big men
1:10:21
that doesn't shoot that percentage around
1:10:23
the rim? Okay. And then
1:10:26
the top of the log, when you
1:10:28
look at it, it's like, damn, what
1:10:30
else do we have to do? What
1:10:32
else do we have to do? He has the best
1:10:34
record in a tough
1:10:36
Western Conference, a tough
1:10:38
Western Conference where the ninth
1:10:40
and 10th seed was 10, 11 games above 500.
1:10:45
And so, you know, you think about
1:10:47
what he's doing with the second youngest team and
1:10:49
the NBA? I mean, how
1:10:51
does he not get the nod? Yeah.
1:10:53
So many guys with the deserving of
1:10:55
it. Okay. Well, there was Luca,
1:10:58
Jokic, even
1:11:01
Jalen Bronson, Anthony Edwards.
1:11:03
So many guys could have won the
1:11:05
war, but I just thought what the
1:11:07
SGA did and how he carried this
1:11:09
team and brought this team along, I
1:11:11
was like, he's for sure deserving of
1:11:13
the MVP. Yeah. He's had an incredible,
1:11:15
incredible season. So we're watching, I
1:11:17
think we can safely say this, this Celtics game is
1:11:19
over. There's a minute left. There's a minute
1:11:21
left. They've gotten absolutely smoked by the
1:11:23
Cavs. Our producer, Hank
1:11:26
here, sitting on the couch, he's a
1:11:28
diehard Celtics fan. He loves you. But
1:11:31
what do you say to him and to
1:11:33
the Celtics? Because this is, the Celtics are
1:11:35
still the best team in the East. One
1:11:37
game doesn't change it. But you can
1:11:40
also say at the same time, when
1:11:42
they look bad, it
1:11:44
looks so bad. Hey, first
1:11:46
of all, pick your body language. Okay. It's going
1:11:48
to be okay. Pick your body language over there.
1:11:50
Yeah. All right. There we go. There we go.
1:11:53
Go ahead and sit up. Look, I'm
1:11:55
happy that the Celtics lost. You
1:11:58
know why? Because they need this. to
1:12:00
be able to face adversity. They
1:12:02
need to be able to weather some storms, right?
1:12:04
The only thing that I hate about it is
1:12:06
that they worked so hard
1:12:08
all season long to
1:12:11
establish a place of dominance
1:12:13
in their home arena that
1:12:15
don't lose games at home,
1:12:18
right? That's supposed to be
1:12:20
a place where teams is like, you
1:12:22
know what, man, we coming up in
1:12:24
here and nowhere in hell we could
1:12:26
get a win. I just think about
1:12:28
their 2008 season. Us having
1:12:30
home court advantage actually was the key
1:12:33
reason why we, the number one reason
1:12:35
why we won the NBA championship. It
1:12:38
was the number one reason because we
1:12:40
knew once we got you back to the
1:12:42
garden, we would go spike that ass and
1:12:45
we did that. But the Celtics need this.
1:12:47
The Celtics need this because now you can
1:12:49
expect a different version of the Boston Celtics
1:12:51
come game three and it's going to get
1:12:54
them prepared for the long haul and that's
1:12:56
winning it off. Let's go, Hank. Come on,
1:12:58
Hank, spike that ass. Spank that ass. Spank
1:13:00
that ass. What good is it though? They
1:13:03
have weirdly struggled at home in the last
1:13:05
two years or three years, I think it
1:13:07
is. Like there are about 500 in the
1:13:09
playoffs at home. What is that? I don't know.
1:13:12
It almost feel like they don't have a
1:13:14
sense of urgency at times and they get
1:13:16
too relaxed. But that comes with
1:13:18
the best player on their team and
1:13:20
Jason Tatum. He got
1:13:22
to have that motor
1:13:26
of being consistent. I'm
1:13:29
going to apply pressure every single
1:13:31
time. Paul Pierce, a
1:13:33
lot of people used to give so much credit
1:13:35
to Kevin Garnett, KG, the
1:13:37
big ticket and rightfully so. But
1:13:40
Paul Pierce took it so personal
1:13:42
when somebody, a matchup came into
1:13:45
his house, whether it was LeBron,
1:13:47
Kobe, Joe Johnson, whoever it was,
1:13:49
he took it personal. It was
1:13:52
like not near. And that's
1:13:54
what Tatum got to start doing. You can't let
1:13:56
people walk in your house without taking their shoes
1:13:58
off and then kick their feet. up
1:14:00
on your coffee table and tell you
1:14:02
to get them something to drink? Mm-hmm. Come on,
1:14:04
Hank. Fair point, Hank. You're letting them just
1:14:06
walk all over your house. You're getting the Cavs a
1:14:08
bottle of wine. You're opening up a fresh bottle of
1:14:11
red for the Cavs. And Hank, and he gets so
1:14:13
down on himself. He doesn't stay, you know. Hey, this
1:14:15
is the seven game series, brother. Bro, in fact, you
1:14:17
did. I did see you say
1:14:19
after game one, it was like dominant performance from the
1:14:21
Celtics in six. Yeah,
1:14:24
surprisingly. You got the Cavs in six. Yeah. Yeah.
1:14:28
You're the best. You get paid to play, too. Yeah,
1:14:30
you're going to lose games in a playoff.
1:14:32
That's okay. Okay. Yeah, you'll be okay,
1:14:34
Hank. You see, Hank had expectations going in this series
1:14:37
that they were going to win by a cumulative score
1:14:39
of 100 points. Mm-hmm. Still in play. They were going
1:14:41
to win four games by 25 points. How much did
1:14:43
you lose by? Was it 25? Did
1:14:46
you lose by 25 points tonight? No, I think we lost by
1:14:48
24. Oh, all right.
1:14:50
So we're plus one. You're plus one. Plus
1:14:52
one. Three 30 pieces. You
1:14:55
got some making. Yeah, you're fine. You're
1:14:57
okay. You think that the Celtics
1:14:59
kind of missed Marcus Smart, kind of missed that
1:15:01
edge? I mean, that's
1:15:04
to be determined, right? Like they got to
1:15:06
complete the mission in order for me to
1:15:08
say that. But again, they
1:15:10
gave up Marcus Smart to get who? I
1:15:13
mean, it's a fair point. I think that-
1:15:15
Yeah. But what I'm
1:15:17
saying, they gave up Marcus
1:15:19
Smart to get Christoph Przyynckis. Am I
1:15:21
right? Yep. Okay.
1:15:25
The one concern that I have for the
1:15:27
Boston Celtics is
1:15:30
can Christoph Przyynckis be
1:15:32
healthy for four seven
1:15:34
game series? And
1:15:37
right now the ounces know. Yeah. They're
1:15:40
going to need them. They can't win at all
1:15:42
unless they have them and he got to be
1:15:44
healthy. Yeah. So speaking of health,
1:15:47
the Knicks who have been electric
1:15:49
these playoffs, your guy, Big Body Brunson,
1:15:51
that's what you've given him. Yeah.
1:15:55
That's a big nickname. But now they-
1:15:57
I feel like they got no one left. It's
1:15:59
crazy. Mitchell Robinson's out. OG
1:16:02
is out for game three, questionable
1:16:05
for Jalen Brunson. At what
1:16:07
point is it like they're just losing too many guys? I
1:16:09
know they're up 2-0, but it
1:16:12
feels like, especially with their bench, they're
1:16:14
just running out of bodies. I mean,
1:16:16
they are, and it's unfortunate. As far
1:16:18
as making a run, when you're
1:16:20
trying to make a real championship run, you
1:16:22
need a lot of luck, and that includes
1:16:24
being healthy, right? But last
1:16:27
night, Tom Thibodeau did a
1:16:29
post, well, an in-game interview,
1:16:31
and they asked him
1:16:33
about OG and Loewe. And before
1:16:35
he turned off with that snarl
1:16:38
and that fucking attitude he said,
1:16:40
next man up, that's been
1:16:42
their mentality all season long. You
1:16:45
got to realize, man, when
1:16:47
it comes to Dante, Big
1:16:50
Body Brunson, and
1:16:53
Josh Hart, those
1:16:55
guys were groomed right from Villanova.
1:16:58
They know how to play the game the right way. They
1:17:00
know how to compete at a high level. So
1:17:02
those three have a different type of
1:17:04
confidence that when they step on the
1:17:06
floor together, they feel like they
1:17:09
could compete and be anyone in the league,
1:17:11
and they have shown us that. And they
1:17:13
feel like they could make anybody around them
1:17:15
better, right? We're watching Isaiah Hardinstein.
1:17:17
He's going out there doing his thing,
1:17:20
almost at a triple double last
1:17:22
night. You're watching
1:17:24
McBride come in off the bench's
1:17:27
first and have big moments being
1:17:29
aggressive. And when you have
1:17:31
that type of leadership, you're capable
1:17:33
of winning any type of game. Yeah.
1:17:36
In terms of Rick Carlisle and
1:17:38
his comments after, do you think
1:17:40
those were baby comments? Because
1:17:42
I feel like that was a little too
1:17:44
much crying. I understand trying to work the
1:17:46
rest. Thank you. I understand. Yeah,
1:17:49
but that was too much. Like, don't give
1:17:51
up 130 to a
1:17:53
Knicks team that has four guys. Now
1:17:55
you're preaching. Now you're preaching. Again, look,
1:17:58
you're mad at the Reels. right for
1:18:00
reversing a call that it wasn't
1:18:03
a double dribble, but
1:18:05
you're not mad at yourself, right?
1:18:08
You're not mad at yourself. Look, my brown
1:18:10
mother, a little bit of death. She got
1:18:12
all-timers, right? And, you know, it's part of
1:18:15
life. But she would remember
1:18:17
to put TJ McCarlin back in
1:18:19
the game. Damn, Rick Carlisle,
1:18:21
you didn't forget, not one time, you
1:18:23
forgot twice. You didn't put him back
1:18:25
in the fourth quarter for game one,
1:18:27
and you didn't put him back in
1:18:29
the fourth quarter for game two. He
1:18:31
has been probably the
1:18:34
best player to guard Jay LaBronson. And
1:18:36
Jay LaBronson has been having it his
1:18:38
way in the fourth quarter. You didn't
1:18:40
even think about putting him back in.
1:18:43
And on top of that, listen,
1:18:46
I understand the Knicks,
1:18:49
their mindset, the way that they
1:18:51
attack the offensive glass, but
1:18:54
you're not going to say nothing about the
1:18:57
offensive rebounds, especially late in the fourth quarter.
1:18:59
Like, it's things that he needs to
1:19:01
be worried about and addressing for us
1:19:03
with his team that will be crying
1:19:05
about the officials. And then the last
1:19:08
thing, the small market BS.
1:19:11
Dallas and Oklahoma City playing against each
1:19:13
other, right? Minnesota
1:19:16
playing, huh? So what
1:19:18
is he talking about? Small market teams want
1:19:20
to fathom it to his will. You got
1:19:22
your change. Yeah. You up, double
1:19:24
figures. It's loser talk. It's like
1:19:26
I'm a loser, Big Cat, our teams
1:19:28
stink. We're very familiar with loser talk.
1:19:31
Anytime you send your video staff to make a
1:19:33
compilation of 78 missed calls and
1:19:36
then send them to the NBA, like it's going
1:19:38
to do anything. Like that envelope is
1:19:40
probably not even going to get opened, but you had your
1:19:42
video staff sit down for hours and
1:19:46
make a compilation of missed calls. That
1:19:48
to me seems like you're fighting
1:19:50
a losing battle and you're spending a lot
1:19:52
too much energy fighting that loser. Yes, yeah.
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Do you have any animosity towards Rick Carlisle
1:21:12
for the two free throws you made you
1:21:14
take like 15 years ago? And how much did that
1:21:16
suck? Exactly. So for people who don't know,
1:21:18
Paul Pierce got kicked out of a game, but he
1:21:20
had two free throws. Yeah. And
1:21:23
the racing team gets to pick whoever they want on
1:21:25
the other bench and they picked you and
1:21:28
you missed them both. When
1:21:30
you had to come in cold off the bench, we
1:21:32
were like, fuck, this is going to suck. As
1:21:36
a youngster, and I'm standing at the
1:21:38
free throw line on the road by
1:21:40
myself. And with
1:21:42
that situation, I at least
1:21:45
wanted to see the first one go in. They would
1:21:47
have gave me hope to make the next one. And
1:21:49
I wasn't mad at Rick Carlisle's about that. You know what
1:21:52
I mean? I thought it was pretty
1:21:54
fucked up. He picked on me, but it is what it
1:21:56
is. But it's no be. It's no
1:21:58
be. I would have be. Carlisle,
1:22:00
I actually showed him a lot of
1:22:02
love over the
1:22:04
season for being able to make
1:22:07
that transition because remember a lot
1:22:09
of his players from Dallas didn't have a
1:22:11
lot of positive things to say about him,
1:22:14
right? They didn't have a lot of positive
1:22:16
things to say about him. So when he
1:22:18
got to Indiana, he started to
1:22:20
adjust his coaching style, letting those guys
1:22:22
play. So, you know, it's all love.
1:22:25
I just wish he stopped that damn crime. Yeah, I
1:22:27
would hold a grudge if I were you. I'd be
1:22:29
like that was it was embarrassing. You made me stand
1:22:31
out there all by myself and shoot free throws. That's
1:22:33
like, that's most people's worst nightmare.
1:22:35
Yeah, picking you off the bench. That's
1:22:37
fucked up. You brought the finals that
1:22:39
you played in. What about the other
1:22:41
finals when you unfortunately injured your knee?
1:22:44
Do you think you guys win that
1:22:46
series if you don't get hurt? Absolutely.
1:22:48
Look, I'm starting five never lost the
1:22:50
playoff series when everyone was hit. That's
1:22:53
a fact. That's a fact, you
1:22:56
know, and I mean, you know, at the end
1:22:58
of the day, we still should have won that
1:23:00
game. We was up 14 points going
1:23:03
into the fourth quarter and
1:23:05
a couple of breakdowns. Guys
1:23:08
were fatigued and all of a sudden,
1:23:10
you know, Ronald test goes
1:23:12
for 20 and 10. The on-song hero,
1:23:14
I believe Kobe Bryant walk out the
1:23:16
game with like 15,
1:23:19
16 rebounds because whoever dominated the
1:23:22
glass in that particular
1:23:24
game and that whoever
1:23:27
dominated the glass in those
1:23:30
games won the basketball game.
1:23:32
That's who won the series. Yeah. Yeah. They
1:23:34
missed you. Yeah. All right. So I want
1:23:36
to get some of your spicy takes that
1:23:38
you got going right now. You think LeBron
1:23:40
James should retire? See, you
1:23:42
know what? Let's have an
1:23:45
intelligent conversation. Let's do it. I agree with your
1:23:47
take, by the way. Okay.
1:23:49
So I was following up
1:23:52
on my big brother,
1:23:54
Michael Wilbourn. Okay. We
1:23:57
know that Wilbourn believes that Michael
1:23:59
Jordan is the GOAT, right? And
1:24:02
Willboy went on a rant
1:24:05
talking about the
1:24:08
firing of Doug and Ham and
1:24:10
how LeBron and AD lack accountability.
1:24:13
So I went on first take with Stephen
1:24:15
A and the topic was brought up
1:24:17
about the topic was
1:24:19
LeBron James, 10 head
1:24:22
coaches in 21
1:24:24
years, right? Does that like
1:24:26
you know basically does it say something
1:24:28
about LeBron James having 10 coaches and
1:24:31
I'm like it
1:24:33
does and I'm like I
1:24:35
wish she would retire because at this
1:24:37
point I'm looking at it what else
1:24:39
is it for LeBron to accomplish? He
1:24:41
have nothing else to accomplish because
1:24:44
even if he wins another championship
1:24:47
he still don't have six so the
1:24:49
MJ people out there
1:24:51
in the world still gonna say MJ got six.
1:24:54
Okay so you're
1:24:56
playing and every single season that you're
1:24:58
playing and that you don't
1:25:00
win the championship because the expectations when
1:25:04
you're in the lake of uniform especially if
1:25:06
you're LeBron playing at an elite level is
1:25:08
going to be what? Championships. I don't give
1:25:10
a damn if he's in the wheelchair. It's
1:25:13
going to be championships and
1:25:15
so every single season that you
1:25:17
don't win then you give more
1:25:19
animosity or more you
1:25:21
know arguments to come at
1:25:23
you about the GOAT debate and
1:25:26
I wasn't attacking LeBron legacy or
1:25:28
saying like his legacy we know
1:25:30
he's the all-time leading scorer in
1:25:32
NBA history we know he hit
1:25:34
40,000 points but when it comes
1:25:36
down to his legacy his legacy
1:25:38
now is measured on the GOAT
1:25:40
conversation. I like that. The firing
1:25:42
of Darb
1:25:44
and Ham does not look good on him. I
1:25:47
like that take though because it's saying that if LeBron
1:25:49
James continues to play basketball even at a high level
1:25:52
he's just proving all the people out there that
1:25:54
are haters yeah you're right
1:25:56
he's not MJ. Thank you. Buy
1:26:00
something. So we have situations in. Yeah,
1:26:03
but listen, even if
1:26:05
I couldn't find, and I wanted to
1:26:07
so bad, I couldn't defend them. I
1:26:09
couldn't go in my brother Willborn or
1:26:11
Stephen A. About that
1:26:14
particular matter. They were right. I
1:26:16
had to agree with them. I couldn't lie. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1:26:18
What about when you're talking to Mad Dog? When you
1:26:20
have a segment with him, do you have to go
1:26:22
back to a basketball almanac, back to 1963, and
1:26:26
get some stats ready for him? I've
1:26:30
only been on twice with Mad Dog, and
1:26:33
I will give him an opportunity to go
1:26:35
back there for. But I must say, what
1:26:38
are you mad about? Those rants
1:26:40
are legendary. Even when I'm not
1:26:42
on, I want to listen to
1:26:44
this shit. Yeah, he's very talented.
1:26:47
No, he's incredible. I
1:26:50
think we agree, because you're obviously
1:26:52
an NBA guy, but we're four
1:26:54
football guys, and we thought the
1:26:56
hypothetical about the NBA NFL thing
1:26:58
was stupid, and there's
1:27:00
no NFL players that, if you said they
1:27:02
had to do it in the next month, there's
1:27:04
no NFL players that could go and play in the
1:27:07
NBA in the next month. I
1:27:10
think maybe no one will just agree on this hypothetical.
1:27:12
That's just why it exists and why we do it
1:27:14
every couple of years. But do
1:27:16
you think there's some NBA guys who could play in the NFL?
1:27:18
I think it's very small. I don't think it's 30. I
1:27:21
think Austin Rivers is a little too much with that, but
1:27:24
I also think there's zero NFL guys who could play
1:27:26
in the NBA next month. How
1:27:28
did we get here? It's a July argument. We
1:27:30
should have done it in July. Right,
1:27:33
right. But you know what, look,
1:27:35
I have a list. I have five players. I
1:27:37
think I got six. I did
1:27:40
a big list today of five players.
1:27:42
I said Marcus Smart, Anthony
1:27:44
Edwards, Russell Westbrook,
1:27:48
Jayla Suggs, and LeBron
1:27:50
James. Those
1:27:52
five guys, I believe, could stop
1:27:55
playing basketball right now and go
1:27:58
find a spot on the football field. They
1:28:00
have the mentality they still got
1:28:02
that athleticism, you know, they
1:28:04
got the size They can go find the spot
1:28:07
and I forgot one key person Luke Dorts Yeah,
1:28:09
thought people find a spot is where that's
1:28:12
it. I couldn't really like after that. I
1:28:14
was like, ah, nah, he's too soft Yeah,
1:28:17
he can't get it Yeah, like no
1:28:19
But I was just like, you know and also
1:28:21
actually was supposed to be in the day But
1:28:23
he called in sick talking about his stomach was
1:28:25
hurting and or whatever the case may be
1:28:27
So they like part we need you to do the big
1:28:29
bliss. I'm like, it's not even my fight
1:28:35
So what do people get for for again, this
1:28:37
is never no one's ever gonna agree on this
1:28:39
everyone's got their sides But what
1:28:41
would you say that people get wrong the most about? Current
1:28:45
NBA and like the level of skill
1:28:47
and player that that's in the NBA
1:28:49
right now That like if
1:28:51
you would understand this you'd understand that it's
1:28:53
impossible for someone from the NFL to just
1:28:55
show up and be an NBA player well,
1:28:58
I think it's more so like The
1:29:01
coordination part of it being able to
1:29:03
to do a bill behind the back
1:29:05
between the legs step back on a
1:29:08
consistent basis And the
1:29:10
efficient level right like I
1:29:12
think you know, they take that for
1:29:15
granted And it's it's the IQ
1:29:17
of the game right being able to
1:29:19
do it in that moment Right
1:29:21
being able to have a guy
1:29:23
on your hip and you know
1:29:26
Come around us pick and roll keep them
1:29:28
on your hip and split the split the
1:29:30
defender with a with a crossover in between
1:29:32
And left hand scoop like like
1:29:35
the coordination just on the on a different
1:29:37
level But I don't I don't want
1:29:39
I look I don't want no smoke with any
1:29:41
of the football guys Okay, big swag goo And
1:29:45
and JJ wide and you know miles
1:29:47
Garrett look man. We all cool big
1:29:49
percoupe and I respect Everything that y'all
1:29:51
are out there doing on the football
1:29:53
field. I want no smoke Yeah, I
1:29:56
feel like you could have played though.
1:29:58
You would have been the answer to that question back in like
1:30:00
2008. Yeah, I'm telling
1:30:03
you tight end and D.N. I was
1:30:05
a problem. Texas football,
1:30:07
baby. Yeah, Friday night
1:30:10
lights. I also think
1:30:12
it's uh and I understand it NFL players
1:30:14
get they're upset because they
1:30:16
think like their toughness is being questioned. No
1:30:18
one, no one ever questions toughness
1:30:21
event. Being in the NFL is an insane
1:30:23
thing to be able to do and that's
1:30:25
why I thought like maybe a couple guys
1:30:27
like there are a lot of guys in
1:30:29
the NBA that if they got hit they
1:30:32
would be like no Moss instantly. Yeah,
1:30:35
for sure. Yeah, so I mean they they
1:30:37
know my instantly right now in the NBA.
1:30:39
They're lonely in the field. Yeah, they would
1:30:41
not like Anthony Davis who would not like
1:30:44
going to training camp again hitting training camp
1:30:46
for sure. Yeah, it's a
1:30:48
guarantee you had so you had Suggs
1:30:50
number one right? Jalen Suggs. Is that
1:30:52
because his he's got cousins right? Terrell
1:30:54
Suggs is his cousin. No, you better
1:30:57
check Jalen Suggs. Yeah, he was Mr.
1:30:59
Football in Minnesota. Was he really? Yeah,
1:31:01
1500 passing yards.
1:31:04
I believe he's good. 600 rushing yards
1:31:07
through for 12 touchdowns ran by eight.
1:31:09
Yeah, he was really good. He was
1:31:11
recruited by Ohio State and the brass.
1:31:13
Okay. No, he was really good and
1:31:15
Terrell Suggs is second cousin too. There
1:31:17
we go. Yeah. Okay, good
1:31:20
list. I put no Giannis on the
1:31:22
list. Yeah,
1:31:24
I don't know. I like
1:31:27
once you start getting to that level of
1:31:29
being like six, eight and above, I got
1:31:31
to see footage on. Yeah, I
1:31:33
saw LeBron James play football in high
1:31:35
school. I saw what he did in
1:31:38
Ohio. Like I ain't seen Giannis play
1:31:40
football. I don't know. I
1:31:42
don't know if he could play receiving catch.
1:31:44
I don't know. Yeah, somebody else tweeted me
1:31:46
a really good idea. I thought for that
1:31:48
debate, which was Wim B under
1:31:50
center on the goal line, just
1:31:52
snap it to me, stick his arms on as a touchdown.
1:31:54
It's like the Drew Brees, except you don't have to jump.
1:31:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The
1:32:00
who do you have a hoodie of in the finals and who's
1:32:02
your chip in this poses? Saga. The Celtics
1:32:04
com lot of the ease. Of
1:32:07
got the Minnesota symbol of was common
1:32:09
added with. An. Adult Anthony
1:32:11
Ale was finals Mvp Prove
1:32:13
Minnesota taken it all at
1:32:15
twenty two and be quite
1:32:18
something. Yeah. But he
1:32:20
got also yeah got also a does
1:32:22
he eat meat is different he's difference.
1:32:24
don't don't make you like don't eat
1:32:26
eve make you look forward to watch
1:32:28
some bad oh yeah when he played
1:32:30
oh yeah I wait till support yeah
1:32:32
I was out was upset when gay
1:32:34
yeah so added because I said damn
1:32:36
I got away all the way to
1:32:38
Friday. The West is man yeah no
1:32:40
I've been saying that all playoffs like
1:32:42
when it's not a Anthony every night.
1:32:44
I'm kind of bummed out. Might.
1:32:46
Move Yeah what the hell like our watch these
1:32:48
games and I wish at the averages point in
1:32:50
it. Would. Be
1:32:53
nice. Hey, I got a dumb question for you. Ah,
1:32:56
Kendrick. Lamar verse traced. You have to take
1:32:58
kendrick side just because of the name. Of.
1:33:01
Know, but I actually like three.
1:33:03
delivery bear that thing. I think
1:33:05
Drake came you know, the way
1:33:08
he. The. Way he put
1:33:10
money put into the like with tinted block
1:33:12
college. Gotta be like of the Me: put it
1:33:14
all the Me: Repeat: Listen to this again.
1:33:16
I got a good loves Blue's. right?
1:33:19
Drama, you know simplifies was you.
1:33:21
He soon as I do you know in the
1:33:23
would he do. Owe. Us
1:33:26
is how bet it is. Yeah my when
1:33:28
is gonna stop. Okay to first. Like.
1:33:30
The first. What? Drugs sad
1:33:32
eyed dog. Kids have responded Drake was want
1:33:35
a kid who's one not like is despite
1:33:37
the be are all summer think that allows
1:33:39
off with both. They're both going to accidently
1:33:41
do an album. No definitive
1:33:43
say what's her, keep going after. My point
1:33:45
is like every week and or Drakes I
1:33:48
just thought maybe to conceal Kendrick is somewhat
1:33:50
unique name like they used by I got
1:33:52
a ride with Kendrick no matter what. No.
1:33:55
Not Not. Not as as
1:33:57
that's how the salway from an aid kit.
1:34:00
You call per yeah perks good. I
1:34:02
like the name Kendrick though perk has
1:34:04
no negative connotations to it Okay
1:34:09
perk we love having you on this always so much
1:34:11
fun whenever you're on I had one last question for
1:34:13
you It's a row back question. Are you show B?
1:34:16
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off So my last
1:34:24
question is and this is maybe just an
1:34:27
excuse to get to hear you say the
1:34:29
word dog again Can
1:34:31
you give us your top three dogs right now in
1:34:33
the NBA? Oh That's
1:34:35
a great. Okay. Oh great. Yeah
1:34:39
Well, what number one is gonna be Anthony
1:34:41
Edwards? Yeah, right while
1:34:44
Right while no T cup poolers. Okay, right
1:34:46
while nice a certain type of dog. You
1:34:49
got to be no T cup pool All
1:34:52
right. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
1:34:55
Anthony Edwards, I'm gonna go Jalen
1:34:58
Brunson. Yeah Big body
1:35:00
Bronson six foot not
1:35:03
athletic Leading the playoffs and
1:35:05
scoring you got to be some type
1:35:07
of damn dog. Damn it. He's dead.
1:35:09
Mm-hmm And number
1:35:11
three, I gotta go
1:35:13
with Josh. What? Oh, okay. So the next
1:35:15
thing we can do a way why yeah
1:35:19
Josh what then played with four consecutive
1:35:22
games without getting a minute
1:35:24
risk. Yeah and
1:35:27
Still when he leave the game, he's still
1:35:30
got more in the tank. It's
1:35:32
crazy He's he's the best rebound
1:35:34
in guard in the playoffs Imagine
1:35:38
averaging over 11 rebounds at
1:35:40
6-5 in today's game.
1:35:43
You gotta have some I'm For
1:35:53
God that 6-5 to average that many
1:35:55
rebounds is it more about his dog
1:35:57
or is he also like a sneaky
1:35:59
smile? Is he an intelligent dog? No,
1:36:02
no, because he going to get that
1:36:04
in traffic. It's
1:36:07
a difference if, you know, Obigs
1:36:09
boxing out. No, when you're going
1:36:11
to get offensive rebounds and snatching
1:36:13
them in traffic, when you shoot
1:36:15
a free throw, when you
1:36:17
shoot a free throw and you miss your own
1:36:19
free throw and you go get an offensive rebound
1:36:21
and put it back, that's
1:36:24
having a dog mentality. There's
1:36:26
nothing else past it. Yeah, dog that plays the
1:36:28
traffic. So the Knicks lead the league
1:36:30
in dogs. I like that, yeah. Yeah, they got
1:36:32
two dogs. So, I mean, think about it. My
1:36:34
top three dogs, this is pretty damn good. You
1:36:37
got Anthony Edwards, who's undefeated in
1:36:39
the postseason right now, right,
1:36:42
who just knocked off Kevin Durant,
1:36:44
told him about it, okay. He told him
1:36:46
about it. Oh, yeah, you're my
1:36:48
goat. And then knocked him
1:36:50
off. Before the series, he said,
1:36:52
oh, everybody, you know, think that Bradley Beal and
1:36:55
Devon Booker are the best two guard in the
1:36:57
league, but I feel like I am. And when
1:36:59
I did bust their ass, that's having a dog
1:37:01
mentality. And now
1:37:03
he's telling the world, oh, yo, we
1:37:05
got to be on IP's and Q's. He's the best
1:37:08
player in the world. And then
1:37:10
he goes out when he's doing what he's
1:37:12
doing right now to the Denver Nuggets. Yeah,
1:37:15
it's all facts, dogs. And Jimmy Butler's
1:37:17
like, he's a dog. Deb, he's definitely a dog, but
1:37:19
he's the dog that's like behind the fence and doesn't
1:37:21
actually have to get into the fight. And he
1:37:23
just does the barking. Yeah, but
1:37:25
he's in the dog house. He has a crew. Yeah,
1:37:28
dogs. He
1:37:30
barking from the house. You got
1:37:32
some of those dogs, you go to your petting house,
1:37:35
or when you was young, your friend house,
1:37:37
your neighbor house, they have a dog barking,
1:37:39
but he never come out the house. Yeah,
1:37:41
his dog's out. Yeah, that's Jimmy right now.
1:37:43
So you're walking by in the street and
1:37:45
you're getting barked at. Yeah, beware of dog.
1:37:48
Yeah, all right, well, Perk, thank
1:37:50
you as always. We love having you on, man. You're the
1:37:52
best. And good luck with
1:37:54
the rest of the playoffs. All the shows
1:37:56
you're doing, you're working hard. You watch games.
1:37:59
I know you have that. The is the be squash with would
1:38:01
shock. And it will not be
1:38:03
the largest solar through with a gun they
1:38:05
feel as a buddy and in i have
1:38:08
one trauma take saw the ultimate just came
1:38:10
on natural You know when I was talking
1:38:12
about the needs and I was like dental
1:38:14
know a damn thing about the needs Good
1:38:16
that little over the was basketball yeah you
1:38:19
know what I'm here on A bigger things
1:38:21
in those days were about like actually focus
1:38:23
and own to game of basketball just most
1:38:25
cruise tom with the you yeah oh I
1:38:27
had one last question I'm you're you're running
1:38:30
mate I know it's the census topic but
1:38:32
big. Baby Davis He did. He actually said today that
1:38:34
he's going to be able to go to prison, not
1:38:36
eat cheeseburgers? Who's gonna get in shape? you still talk
1:38:38
to middle. Yikes! without a big
1:38:40
baby about. Three.
1:38:42
Days ago. Yeah, how's he joined Three
1:38:45
days ago. And it wouldn't notice
1:38:47
a foul call you know chicken and own
1:38:49
of I didn't even ask them about the
1:38:51
situation under we use deal with it. On.
1:38:54
The Big Baby May Foam Bat
1:38:56
Rouge, Louisiana. He's gonna
1:38:58
have a zombie gold He go to the
1:39:00
Tom Tom angle Do Hill young? Yeah yeah
1:39:02
in a minute it's great. Spins on to
1:39:04
be like a prize. you to get really
1:39:06
good shape. Amigo,
1:39:08
Go do it and com o no
1:39:10
yeah yeah maybe make a comeback. Read
1:39:13
a few books the big three back
1:39:15
out there are I will park. Thank
1:39:17
you again. I know you got a
1:39:19
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1:40:32
up. We got fire fest. I'm very excited about
1:40:34
Hank's. Henry also
1:40:37
memes is out on a bachelor party.
1:40:40
Jake is calling golf all weekend. Go
1:40:42
listen, please. We're very proud of Jake.
1:40:44
He's a J Tor Live. Yeah. Crushing
1:40:46
it. He's calling Max's group. It's calling
1:40:48
Max's group. So he's been crushing it
1:40:50
with the golf coverage. Been
1:40:52
getting, picking up, you know, what is
1:40:54
this third tournament this year so far?
1:40:57
So please go watch. So it's just
1:40:59
me, PFD, Hank and Max here. Max
1:41:02
has a fire fest for us, but Hank, we
1:41:04
always start with you. So go ahead.
1:41:06
Yeah, I have a couple of the first memes.
1:41:08
Memes isn't here, but he, Mr.
1:41:11
Pair two nights in a
1:41:13
row. Jinx. To heartbreaking. Correct.
1:41:16
Mega choke. Mega choke. Fact that it was back to
1:41:19
back. He had the stars two nights
1:41:21
ago. They blew a three goal lead. And then
1:41:23
he had the Oilers last night. He had a,
1:41:25
you know, Hesy hay to pick the Oilers. Yep.
1:41:28
Thought it was a lock. Also, it's group. And
1:41:30
just an all time joke. Also blew a three,
1:41:32
three goal lead. Maybe a period of the week,
1:41:34
third period. Yeah. Yeah. I mean the,
1:41:37
the, the, uh, Mr. Pair. And he also
1:41:39
memes has been kind of getting cocky when
1:41:41
the, when his teams go up three Oh,
1:41:44
yeah. And then he starts tweeting these AI things
1:41:46
that he's addicted to, by the way, tune into
1:41:48
the PMTV. If you missed it, it released Thursday
1:41:50
night. Mr. Pair picks NHL
1:41:53
and NBA champions. Oh,
1:41:57
it's very good. I did. I did put it in.
1:42:00
Do you know what he picked? Yes. I
1:42:02
don't- I'll watch. I don't want to spoil. You'll
1:42:04
be happy. No, don't say anything. Wait,
1:42:07
will he be happy with the NHL or NBA? You don't know.
1:42:11
Maybe both. You have to tune in to find out.
1:42:13
I hope he picks both Boston teams. Me too. Well,
1:42:17
my- Do you know? Because he kind of sucks right now. Well,
1:42:19
as long as Memes doesn't do the AI, which I'm sure he will now
1:42:22
because he wants to- Have
1:42:24
you noticed that Memes is getting very, very protective
1:42:26
over Mr. Pair? Uh, notice. It's
1:42:29
crazy. Like, he won't let anybody look at the turtle. Right.
1:42:31
He's like, what are you doing? Where are you-
1:42:33
He's sleeping right now. All he does is stare at it.
1:42:36
He's like, oh, still sleeping. I think he's in love
1:42:38
with Mr. Pair. I like how this is the most
1:42:40
we've ever talked about, Memes. No, the one joke. So
1:42:42
I was walking in the show the other day, I
1:42:45
came around the corner and Memes
1:42:47
was kissing Mr. Pair. On the
1:42:49
lips. I think he actually, when he takes Mr. Pair
1:42:51
home, he just puts him in the
1:42:53
front of his underwear. Drives him
1:42:55
home that way. That's how they sleep. That's his bed. Yeah.
1:42:57
No, Memes is obsessed with Mr. Pair, which
1:43:00
is good. That's good. It's very good, but
1:43:03
it is a little weird. I think it's good. Because it's a turtle.
1:43:05
It's a turtle that does nothing but sleep and
1:43:07
shit in its own water. He's also very cute
1:43:09
though. Yeah, I know he's the cutest. My
1:43:12
other fire fest, which I alluded to before we
1:43:14
recorded, is that I might get
1:43:16
caught up in some legal action. I'm not sure how
1:43:19
this works, but I parked at the airport when
1:43:21
I went home this past
1:43:23
weekend and I came back, was
1:43:25
pretty hungover coming back. It
1:43:28
was a struggle getting on the plane. I
1:43:30
told the guy next to me that I had food poisoning, in
1:43:32
case I puked. Probably just
1:43:35
reeked like booze though, so I don't think I was really
1:43:37
hiding anything. So embarrassing. Yeah,
1:43:40
no soda zone. I fell asleep. No
1:43:42
worries. Get back to
1:43:44
my car in the airport. Had a boot on it. Oh.
1:43:47
Oh no. And it's because, which
1:43:49
I still am trying to figure out, it's not
1:43:51
easy dealing with the DMV, but I
1:43:53
guess I had a red light car violation.
1:43:57
But I hadn't got anything in the mail.
1:44:00
Oh, have you checked your mail? Yes, okay
1:44:02
So it I think it's like when I moved
1:44:04
somehow my address and update or it was violations.
1:44:06
I didn't know about Had
1:44:09
a boot on my car Had to
1:44:11
walk like all the way across the parking lot to
1:44:13
the boot place pay like it wasn't a crazy amount
1:44:15
But I had to pay off the it was like
1:44:17
two or three red light violations And then wait like
1:44:19
an hour and a half for them to come take
1:44:21
my boot off wait So they've got
1:44:23
they've got license plate readers at the airport that scanned
1:44:25
every car that's going in Outstanding
1:44:28
tickets. Yeah, that is a fucking racket Yeah, actually
1:44:30
like when they do the iron bowl free ticket
1:44:32
giveaway and they get everyone for not paying their
1:44:34
child support Well, yeah, there was like that did
1:44:36
you they also when I was pulling in it
1:44:39
was crazy busy and they had me park on
1:44:41
Like a curb like there was a bunch of cars on
1:44:43
the curb, but there was signs on the curb That said
1:44:45
no parking, but they literally were you know, we're directing people
1:44:47
to park there. So I got back I was so mad
1:44:49
I was like, you know getting ready
1:44:51
to fight being like I was you know Looking at
1:44:53
an attendant that told me to park here and they're
1:44:55
like no you just have like three red light tickets
1:44:58
Okay, so I don't even know what that means. Well,
1:45:00
I get I collect them like Pokemon cards I get
1:45:02
one a week or what you if you go through
1:45:04
so there's a couple Intersections
1:45:07
you got to know which ones and
1:45:10
it's not even like I don't go
1:45:12
through red light No I go through
1:45:14
yellow lights that turn red and they'll
1:45:17
if it's red while you're in the intersection
1:45:19
They will snap your picture and I'm doing
1:45:21
this at like two in the morning on
1:45:23
Sunday nights when we leave and there's no one On the
1:45:25
road. Yeah, but it doesn't matter get
1:45:27
you. It's a fucking racket But you get them
1:45:29
in the mail I get them in the mail one
1:45:31
thing that I've noticed about Chicago and the drivers here
1:45:33
is The left for be
1:45:35
careful with this. No, no, no, I got cooked online
1:45:38
for this and it's bullshit. Okay a couple things This
1:45:40
is nice. Chicago. Thanks. Well, I'll start out. I'll do
1:45:42
a shit sandwich So the nice part first people are
1:45:45
very good about waving you in Yeah People love to
1:45:47
wave you in if they'll stop for you let you
1:45:49
make a turn if they know that they can't get
1:45:51
any further Cuz there's a traffic build-up in front. They'll
1:45:53
let you right in love that about Chicago
1:45:55
drivers. Very nice The
1:45:57
left turns. Mm-hmm When
1:46:00
the light is turning red, when it's yellow, I
1:46:03
come from a place I think most people
1:46:05
grow up driving where you go out into
1:46:07
the intersection, you make the left turn maybe
1:46:09
right after it turned red, right? That's totally
1:46:11
fine. In Chicago, you've
1:46:13
got like four cars that make that left after you
1:46:15
pile up and you're ready to go. Everybody got to
1:46:17
do is just basically be in line and you can
1:46:19
make it. Yeah, if you're there, you can do it.
1:46:22
But with the red light cameras, Hank,
1:46:25
I so I had my car booted in a McDonald's
1:46:27
parking lot when I just stepped out of it. The
1:46:30
boot on the car is such a racket. Yeah. There's somebody
1:46:32
that's- Well, the red light cameras are a racket. They are
1:46:34
a racket. Because it's just, it's like, like I said, I'm
1:46:36
not, I would understand if
1:46:38
you actively are going through a red light, which
1:46:40
you do not do. It's going through a yellow
1:46:42
light that then turns red, or
1:46:45
like you said, going, you know, getting in line and
1:46:47
being like, oh, I can go left here. I'll even
1:46:49
say like two cars making that left after it turns
1:46:51
red. That's normal. That's fine. It's efficient driving here. It's
1:46:53
like, it's like four or five something. Yeah. I like
1:46:55
getting in the, in that lane and just being like,
1:46:57
I got this. This is like two or
1:46:59
three weeks ago. I tweeted this because it's insane. You sit at
1:47:01
the red light and you see the red light goes red four
1:47:04
to five cars. Yeah. But that's good. It's
1:47:08
just insane. And it's, and PFT is right.
1:47:10
It's only in Chicago. Like I have literally
1:47:12
driven across this entire country. I've driven my
1:47:14
entire life and I tweeted one thing
1:47:17
I've learned driving in Chicago, everyone turns left on red
1:47:19
right after it switches from yellow. It's just an unspoken
1:47:21
thing. A car three does every time. Every
1:47:24
single response was like, dude, have you ever
1:47:27
driven a car before? That's the most normal
1:47:29
thing in the world. Like everyone does it
1:47:31
everywhere. One car making a turn is completely
1:47:33
normal. But I like it. It's good. It's,
1:47:35
it's way hard to get, it's hard to
1:47:38
make that turn. If everyone's gone waiting, like
1:47:40
you'll get it light sometimes where it will
1:47:42
be like, if you went by the
1:47:44
letter of the law, you'd be at that light forever. No,
1:47:46
I respect it. It was just an observation. I was like,
1:47:49
one thing I noticed about Chicago and every single person dunked
1:47:51
on me being like, Oh, how about you drive in
1:47:53
any other state in the world? So a lot of those
1:47:55
lights that we're talking about, they, they are lights that don't
1:47:57
even have the left turn era. Should
1:48:00
yeah, and they should and this is their way of making
1:48:02
up for it, right? No, we're not giving you an arrow
1:48:04
So just take the foot I also do it when there
1:48:06
is a left turner take the first 10 seconds of the
1:48:08
red light to Go ahead and everybody that's in line if
1:48:11
you're in line stay in line you can make that left
1:48:13
Yeah, I would take what happens here
1:48:15
over what happens in New York any day
1:48:17
of the week because New York people
1:48:19
will do that but they You
1:48:22
can do the left turn thing if you're like
1:48:24
the fourth in line like PFT was saying But
1:48:26
you you do it knowing that you're able to
1:48:28
go down the next street in New York People
1:48:30
will do that and just sit in the middle
1:48:33
of the intersection. Yeah Just
1:48:35
like it off the line trying to get into
1:48:37
the tunnel or anything like that That will just
1:48:39
be the entire time you just be sitting there
1:48:41
and it just all chaos breaks loose because none
1:48:43
of the lights Actually match up to when you
1:48:45
can move. Yeah. Yeah, I don't mind it either
1:48:47
I just literally said one thing I've noticed and
1:48:49
and people just were like you fuck I think
1:48:51
people are still mad about this calling winter over
1:48:53
and like to be fair you also what you
1:48:55
said is Different than what PFC PFT said I
1:48:58
was trying to say exactly what he was trying to
1:49:00
be say He said like you said any but yeah,
1:49:03
he made me by the amount He made it sound
1:49:05
like one car making one car that is it all
1:49:07
across the country Yeah, if you are even
1:49:10
to even to I can't you yeah, so
1:49:13
I do it all the time I do it all the
1:49:15
time I'd say yes after it after
1:49:17
like the sixth time I saw the fourth car go
1:49:19
through the light I was like, I think this might
1:49:21
be a Chicago you just got to be on your
1:49:23
name You got to be on your no, I'm with
1:49:25
it. I play the game. I like the game. I
1:49:27
respect it's a better game It's just a it's a
1:49:29
Chicago thing. It's not like this everywhere else Much
1:49:32
to people's, you know disagreement. So you you do it
1:49:34
though. You've got versus times Yeah, and it also it
1:49:36
also makes it so that everyone's and I've gotten like
1:49:38
six fucking tickets doing it apparently Yeah, I mean I
1:49:41
have to people you got to pay attention That's
1:49:43
the other part is like but now it's like I don't want to
1:49:45
know it. You got to be ready I guess I got to figure
1:49:47
out where You just got to figure
1:49:49
out where I know exactly where a couple are on
1:49:52
my one right down the street Yeah, is every time
1:49:54
I think I think we could there's no left. There's
1:49:56
no left on green We glossed over Hank's original point
1:49:58
was he drove to the area Like a
1:50:00
psychopath that's also crazy. Why I think
1:50:03
I think two nights Parking the
1:50:06
lot. It's it's 50. It's like $50 a night.
1:50:08
So it's like I drive if it's like $30
1:50:10
versus $80
1:50:13
not for you. They're back. It was like 300 it was $600
1:50:17
the But
1:50:19
no, it's it's it's cheaper, but it actually worked
1:50:21
out if you have time Yeah,
1:50:24
I because if you imagine if you got booted
1:50:26
on like a street that you were like running
1:50:28
around doing errands Yeah, like I had a got
1:50:30
fuck. Yeah, we I had time I
1:50:33
wasn't like in a rush to get back when
1:50:35
I said I was like, you know We could you said we could
1:50:37
do something at four. I was like I can be there and we
1:50:39
changed it Yeah, I didn't get back to
1:50:41
like 630 button man I I did
1:50:43
drive to the airport one time in Chicago and that that's
1:50:45
a never again thing You know, I like it. I had
1:50:48
to park so far away. So if you have time, it's
1:50:50
not bad you got in the shuttle It's bad. It's bad.
1:50:52
I'm never doing that again. The I like
1:50:54
driving if you were if I like driving, too I think
1:50:56
two days if you're going for a weekend trip, if
1:50:59
you reserve your spot, it's a lot
1:51:01
better. Oh, you can do that Yes, that's the
1:51:03
like like a restaurant. Yes Like
1:51:05
a jelly spot. I I've done it. Oh hair I
1:51:07
used to do it at LaGuardia if I had like
1:51:10
a one-day 24-hour trip You
1:51:12
reserve your spot you show up you park and
1:51:14
then it does make sense if it's like one
1:51:17
day Maybe two at max anything over to the
1:51:20
cost just doesn't make any sense It does I would even say
1:51:22
in Hank's circumstance where it's like two days you saved like 15
1:51:24
bucks Well again No,
1:51:27
because yeah, but it's also nice. I don't know. I
1:51:29
like to drive. I like I like getting off a
1:51:31
plane I agree and just like being like
1:51:33
I just gotta get to my car. Yeah, I
1:51:35
like driving. Yeah, it's nice You feel like you
1:51:37
have more control. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah sometimes.
1:51:40
Okay, well, you're both Oh, yeah, I'm
1:51:42
actually great. There's if there's a pole maybe
1:51:44
not fantastic driver Okay, so PFT
1:51:46
your fire fest my fire fest of the
1:51:48
week is I have been accused of Cheating
1:51:52
and hacking on my
1:51:54
favorite flight simulator game. Oh, no, and I'm
1:51:56
being threatened with a ban by
1:51:59
who by other players. Oh, you're still
1:52:01
in like a guild? That I'm beating. I am
1:52:03
in a guild as a squadron, Hank. I
1:52:06
fly in a squadron. We're improving. It's
1:52:08
leaps and bounds. Well, yeah, because you're cheating.
1:52:11
I got accused of cheating. I was
1:52:14
also called several racial slurs that I haven't heard in
1:52:16
a long time by people accusing me of cheating. How
1:52:18
do you cheat? I don't know. It's one of
1:52:20
those things where I think- Let me ask that again. If
1:52:22
you've been playing the game for a long time, I think
1:52:24
if you're really into the subculture around the game and the
1:52:26
lore, you know that there are ways of cheating
1:52:28
if you're really into it. I have
1:52:30
not spent that much time understanding it. I don't know. How
1:52:33
do you cheat? Are you playing on a computer? Let me
1:52:35
ask you your phone. My phone. How do you- I don't
1:52:37
know. You haven't seen him. He's on his phone. I
1:52:40
know, but I think if you're playing a computer
1:52:42
PC game, it's much easier to be like you're
1:52:44
hacking. You installed something. How
1:52:46
the fuck do you install hacks on an
1:52:48
iPhone? Let me ask a question again, because
1:52:51
I think you were thinking the broad terms.
1:52:53
I'm saying, how do you cheat? How do
1:52:55
I cheat? Because you clearly cheat. I cheat
1:52:57
by being a really fucking good pilot. That's
1:52:59
not cheating. No, it's not cheating. I cheat
1:53:01
by being excellent. Yeah. And I think some
1:53:03
people get jealous of my excellence in the
1:53:05
cockpit, but I had one game. I
1:53:07
put up like four MVP performances in
1:53:09
a row after each of these games. And then
1:53:12
one of the guys I was just killing over
1:53:14
and over again hit me up. And
1:53:16
then he told all of his buddies, like this
1:53:18
guy's cheating. So now there's like, now I'm being
1:53:20
bullied in my flight simulator game. Got it. It's
1:53:22
tough. Is there a forum? I guess I
1:53:24
don't know if there is. You don't leak it, but is there
1:53:26
like a outside forum or
1:53:29
like discord channel where like people can't
1:53:31
wait to... There is a discord. I
1:53:34
don't participate in the discord. I haven't reached that level
1:53:36
with the yet. You have to have a
1:53:38
lot of time to participate in that kind of discord. I
1:53:40
might try and find it just to see the chatter. But
1:53:43
I don't know. Yeah, there might be like an effort, a
1:53:45
campaign behind the scenes to get me banned because I'm cheating.
1:53:48
Sounds like there is. What's your KD? Uh,
1:53:50
a lot. My usual, I would
1:53:52
say I probably kill like average
1:53:55
nine planes, die three times.
1:53:59
It's pretty good. might be cheating.
1:54:01
But now I wanna know how to cheat because that sounds
1:54:04
like it'd be awesome. Yeah, they've kind of, they've
1:54:06
spoken into existence, now you have to cheat. No, I
1:54:08
haven't. You're gonna be accused of cheating, you might as
1:54:10
well cheat. You made me do this. Right, exactly, because
1:54:12
like, everyone's already gonna think of you
1:54:14
a certain way, just be like, fine, I'll fucking cheat. Yeah,
1:54:17
but I mean, I haven't
1:54:19
been called those words by a video gamer
1:54:21
in a long time. Yeah. It
1:54:23
kind of feels like still got it. We playing against, what
1:54:25
was his name? What
1:54:27
was the fucking? Myers
1:54:30
Leonard. Oh, Myers Leonard. Yeah, Myers
1:54:32
Leonard saw that, yeah. Myers
1:54:34
Leonard, that was a mistake. Okay,
1:54:37
my fire fest is, I'm
1:54:40
being held hostage by a guy named
1:54:43
Chuck E. Cheese. So,
1:54:45
what is Chuck E. Cheese's real name? His
1:54:47
name is Charlie, his middle name, the E
1:54:49
stands for entertainment. So therefore, his name is
1:54:51
Charles Entertainment Cheese. Yeah, so I took my
1:54:53
kids. I thought that place closed
1:54:56
a long time ago. Dude, it's not. Yeah, it's
1:54:58
not closed. Definitely went bankrupt or
1:55:00
something like that. It's not closed because I've
1:55:02
been a couple times to my kids and
1:55:04
I don't know what happened, but
1:55:07
my daughter, my middle child, she
1:55:09
just thinks every day we're gonna go to Chuck
1:55:11
E. Cheese and I have to basically negotiate with
1:55:13
a terrorist every single day that today's not the
1:55:15
day we're going to Chuck E. Cheese. And I've
1:55:18
taken her many times, I've gone
1:55:20
to Chuck E. Cheese more than anyone should go
1:55:22
to Chuck E. Cheese in the last few months,
1:55:24
which is, I think, two or three times. But
1:55:27
every single day, taking her to school, we
1:55:29
get in the car and she's like, are we going to
1:55:31
Chuck E. Cheese? I'm like, no, we're going to school. She's
1:55:33
like, oh, so we're going to Chuck E. Cheese later. No,
1:55:35
we're not going to Chuck E. Cheese today. It's Tuesday. Then
1:55:38
we get home. Dinner is
1:55:40
the time to go to Chuck E. Cheese. I don't know what
1:55:42
to do. I think I gotta say
1:55:44
that it's closed down forever. You have to
1:55:47
tell her that school is actually Chuck E.
1:55:49
Cheese. I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah,
1:55:51
just be like, this is Chuck E. Cheese. This is
1:55:53
the Chuck E. Cheese where you learn and color and
1:55:55
do finger panning. It's just every
1:55:58
day, Chuck E. Cheese. When are we going to Chuck E. Cheese? Are we going to, oh, I'm... I'm
1:56:00
gonna take a nap and then I'll get up and
1:56:02
we'll go to Chuck E Cheese. No, this is not
1:56:04
what we do. We don't go to Chuck E Cheese
1:56:06
every day. But now I think I either have to
1:56:08
go to Chuck E Cheese every day or yeah, say
1:56:10
that it's closed. Or here's what you do. You just
1:56:12
give some, you give tickets to her teacher and then
1:56:14
when she does an assignment, have her quicker, you're like
1:56:17
here's your tickets, you're at Chuck
1:56:19
E Cheese. If you want, you can redeem these for like
1:56:21
a tiny plastic dinosaur at the end of the day. Yeah.
1:56:23
Like turn every place that she goes into Chuck E Cheese.
1:56:25
And we're gonna do a birthday at Chuck E Cheese for
1:56:28
her. So now it's gonna just reignite the love for Chuck
1:56:30
E Cheese. Yeah. Chuck E Cheese does
1:56:32
rock. It does rock, but I can't do it every day.
1:56:34
Yeah. And I've been asked, I would
1:56:37
say 16 out of
1:56:39
the last 17 days, I've been asked when
1:56:41
are we going to Chuck E Cheese. This is why you never do
1:56:43
anything fun with children. I know, I know.
1:56:45
They wanna go to the, you do one thing. You
1:56:47
gotta do like the mind, I'm trying to think. Like
1:56:49
I feel like I would get
1:56:52
told like if you don't talk about
1:56:54
Chuck E Cheese, maybe people go. Yeah, I don't
1:56:56
think that would work. But then she's just gonna be thinking about Chuck
1:56:58
E Cheese. Yeah. It's almost worse. It's almost like
1:57:00
she's gonna be like, besides Chuck E Cheese.
1:57:02
Don't say Chuck E Cheese. Like every time you bring up
1:57:04
Chuck E Cheese, we're not going for another day. I'm
1:57:07
basically living with the Busters guy in
1:57:09
a three year old girl body where she's
1:57:12
just like, but you love Chuck
1:57:14
E Cheese. You could turn your entire house into a
1:57:16
Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, we could just build an arcade
1:57:18
here. We could do a Chuck E Cheese arcade here.
1:57:20
Yeah, get Pasquale the parrot. The craziest thing is it's
1:57:22
not even fun for her. I thought
1:57:24
that was like a huge like. When we go, it's
1:57:26
not like there's, she's not at the point where she
1:57:28
can play the video game. Yeah. It's
1:57:30
not really that fun, but she did. There's a ball pit,
1:57:32
right? There's no ball pit at this Chuck E Cheese. Oh,
1:57:34
what's the point? I mean, there's
1:57:37
like little rides and
1:57:39
then we play Cruisin' USA and we
1:57:41
crash into everything. That's fun. And then
1:57:43
we get, and then we do the
1:57:45
game where we try to win like a ball. Yeah.
1:57:49
And usually I fail and look like a fucking loser. Yeah,
1:57:51
I think you just get a couple arcade machines. We can
1:57:53
put them in the office. We can even get a ball
1:57:55
pit in the office. That would probably be good. Yeah. And
1:57:58
then just have. Oh, that'd be good for our lice. It'd be really good
1:58:00
for the likes to share around. Yeah. One
1:58:03
time my job was to be in charge of hosing down
1:58:05
the ball pit whenever some kid diarrhea in it. Ball pits
1:58:07
are gross. They're gross. Bad times. But yeah, just turn the
1:58:09
office and do Chuck E. Cheese and be like, we're going
1:58:11
to Chuck E. Cheese. Or your house.
1:58:14
Put up a sign and be like, we're back. Chuck
1:58:16
E. Cheese. Yeah, we're here at Chuck E. Cheese. Welcome
1:58:18
back, Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah. But yeah, it's
1:58:21
breaking me slowly to have to just every single
1:58:23
day be asked, are we going to Chuck E.
1:58:25
Cheese? And again, it's not like I'm being
1:58:27
a hard ass, like we're never going to Chuck E. Cheese.
1:58:29
I've been to Chuck E. Cheese too many times. Do you
1:58:31
like the pizza? I like Chuck E.
1:58:33
Cheese pizza. It's good. Yeah. No, I haven't had it since
1:58:35
I was probably like 12. Yeah.
1:58:38
But it was really good. It is funny going
1:58:40
back to all these places and being like, damn,
1:58:42
this place is small. Yeah. Whereas like when you were
1:58:44
a kid, you're like, this is the craziest place ever.
1:58:46
The animatronic band. I thought they were giants. Yeah,
1:58:48
the light up dance floor. Yeah. Chuck E. Cheese
1:58:50
rocks. So yeah, that's my
1:58:52
fire fresh. Max, finish this off. Um,
1:58:56
this past week has been, you know,
1:58:58
I was a wedding that's normal fire
1:59:00
fest. Flight got delayed. Love is fire
1:59:02
fest. Wow. Being your
1:59:04
friends that they're happiest. The wedding
1:59:06
itself, it was delightful, but like it's the normal
1:59:08
thing. Like flight was delayed, sweat
1:59:11
through my shirt, outdoor
1:59:13
wedding. That's not normal. Sweating
1:59:15
through your shirt at a wedding. That's every
1:59:17
time. You are that guy. I'm the guy
1:59:19
who goes as hard as you possibly could
1:59:21
on a dance floor. You got the tie
1:59:23
around your head? Not a tire. No, the
1:59:26
tie is in my back pocket jacket at
1:59:28
the dinner table. Rip your pants. Rip your pants.
1:59:30
I ripped my pants before. Yeah, you definitely have
1:59:32
that look on your face where you're dancing so
1:59:34
hard you look angry. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. You
1:59:37
are like the guy that every, you
1:59:40
know, like mother of the bride looks at
1:59:42
and they're like, really? Correct. This
1:59:46
was supposed to be a classy day and this
1:59:48
guy's here? 100%. That is me every time. What's
1:59:50
your move in terms of going up to the
1:59:52
bartender at the start of an open bar wedding?
1:59:54
So I'm
1:59:58
normally two martinis and then. The beer
2:00:00
to Martin Buber what about Ship gives
2:00:02
you got a tip so I'd get
2:00:04
i do ah a twenty at the
2:00:06
beginning and then and then. I'll.
2:00:08
Get a couple drinks and then once I feel like
2:00:11
I've gotten enough drinks it's for. It's a five. You
2:00:13
say? anything? I. Know I hate. I
2:00:15
never say something now I never say anything.
2:00:17
but then they all the bartender always knows
2:00:19
the twenty the person who jumps out yes
2:00:21
it is. Sometimes you have to wait though
2:00:23
to make sure the bartender sees you put
2:00:25
the twentieth. I don't know if parts and
2:00:27
your i assume any bartenders wasn't a show
2:00:29
or back me up if I'm way off
2:00:31
but they have to hate whenever someone gives
2:00:33
and between your like. To. Care me
2:00:35
for the keep him calm. Yeah that out
2:00:38
well for than yours guy in the world
2:00:40
but what you me take care of you're
2:00:42
going to Gates open bar. There is almost
2:00:44
worse than not tipping because that you're saying
2:00:46
that low and to say that you're you're
2:00:48
twenty dollars. Yeah we'll have direct the course
2:00:50
of this or employees evening for the rest.
2:00:52
and also every was it like I wanted
2:00:54
dollars As an absurd amount of money there's
2:00:56
probably sit twenty people there are. given I'm
2:00:58
twenty dollars to start deny it's like the
2:01:00
dude we go on vacation ah like there's
2:01:02
always one dude around the pool the thinks
2:01:04
he's like best. Friends to locals gave him
2:01:06
a tip the first day. Such.
2:01:09
As yeah, we're like we're basically friends. Allies like
2:01:11
to shut up during any wedding I do
2:01:13
the same. To go up. I usually do twenty
2:01:15
dollars went off the bat and then after I
2:01:17
get about three drinks and me for drinks amiss,
2:01:20
then I'm like cyclists. Get the stem or modules.
2:01:22
Is Pam I'm in. Our next time I go
2:01:24
up. and what's yours? Forty? Yeah. yeah, he likes
2:01:26
of that. Thank you I guess. Yeah and
2:01:28
made from their perspective. They just see a bunch
2:01:31
of people all just the same. Yeah, don't even
2:01:33
recognize who's who's given what drew me. I'm
2:01:35
a guy. that's where the time. Yeah, Me: I'm
2:01:37
sweaty, got. Ah sorry, what
2:01:39
was your far for? So my real fire fast. As.
2:01:42
This is like a year long fire fast
2:01:44
that as happened again this week I'm in
2:01:46
a battle with my Delhi guy at my
2:01:48
grocery store. Oh. That
2:01:50
I don't I don't know that Chicago or if
2:01:53
it's my specific grocery store that I go to.
2:01:55
But. I like I go to the Delhi's say
2:01:58
I get my turkey, I get my g. But
2:02:00
I like my I like my cheese very
2:02:03
thin so then you got to say I
2:02:05
say it every time Every
2:02:07
time I go in there I'm like very very
2:02:09
very thin and the guy will like give me
2:02:11
a slice of cheese And I'm like a
2:02:13
little bit thinner than that and then he gives and
2:02:15
then once I go home It's always thicker
2:02:18
than when he gives it to me wait you
2:02:20
make him recut the cheese No, sometimes I give
2:02:22
you a sample okay, have you ever What
2:02:25
do you say that is big on coke and
2:02:27
how does this tie to a wedding say say
2:02:29
no This is what I is a sweaty guy
2:02:31
and he wants to see thin no the wedding
2:02:33
I I wasn't ready I wasn't gonna talk about
2:02:35
the wedding I was just gonna say like this
2:02:38
past week that's my fire fest of the week
2:02:40
like the normal wedding things but
2:02:44
Like year-long I've been thinking about
2:02:46
this fire fest of my battle
2:02:48
with this cheese deli for every
2:02:50
time fire Role-play I'm the guy
2:02:53
who's cutting your cheese. Hey,
2:02:55
hey, what can I get you? Hey, can I
2:02:57
get the The
2:03:00
way you already are I'm already done with you.
2:03:02
Hey, can I get a white American slice to
2:03:04
very very thin I think you got it. I
2:03:06
think I do to very I think very is
2:03:08
the wrong word. I Think
2:03:11
extra thin I did
2:03:13
very special. Yeah, very very
2:03:15
is just not extra They
2:03:19
if I do two varies that should know that
2:03:21
should mean very no extra feels like if you
2:03:24
say hey Can I get some cheese? I like
2:03:26
it cut extra thin Maybe hold up something in
2:03:28
comparison like I would bring a sheet of paper
2:03:30
bring it up Bring a sheet of paper and
2:03:32
be like like this then yeah, you're gonna see
2:03:35
through Jim Nance's toast You
2:03:37
need to just get get it get it perfect perfectly
2:03:40
cut and then just hold on to that
2:03:42
slice of cheese for the rest of your life in a in
2:03:44
a Ziploc bag in your pocket and
2:03:47
anywhere you go you can like look this is
2:03:49
where I like I think you try extra Actually,
2:03:52
okay, just try a different deli to know but
2:03:54
just now but there's I'm not gonna go to
2:03:56
different Let me know how extra works. I think
2:03:58
for some way someone's saying very very thin
2:04:00
is just but wait if it's white American cheese,
2:04:02
that's a very moist cheese. Yeah, right It might
2:04:04
not be possible to cut white American cheese as
2:04:07
good as not You might be asking not to
2:04:09
do an impossible time I mean in at the
2:04:11
Acme and Philly they get it that thing as
2:04:13
thin as shit Well, then maybe you should just
2:04:15
order your cheese from the Acme and Philly. Yeah,
2:04:17
just say extra thin Let me in report back.
2:04:20
Okay, you know what max. What's your
2:04:22
birthday? This month. Oh, I'm
2:04:24
gonna get you a cheese slicer. So you
2:04:26
can cut your own cheese as thin as you want it I don't
2:04:28
even know how that's possible. What do you mean? You
2:04:30
don't think you can buy like you say like you're gonna
2:04:32
complain about Somebody else doing it not thin enough for you
2:04:36
That's their that's their job Yeah,
2:04:38
I think you I think you give off bad vibes
2:04:40
these deli guys I just want to be honest if
2:04:43
max walked into your deli the first thought you'd have
2:04:45
is this guy's gonna be a fucking Pain in the
2:04:47
ass about how I cut this. Let me get seven
2:04:49
pounds of salami. Yeah. Yeah Oh, you
2:04:51
want pepper you want enough pepperoni to cover up
2:04:53
your nipples? I just want some thin cheese. You
2:04:55
need to say very very thin is all getting
2:04:58
a wedding It has to be with any of
2:05:00
those. It's very off. It's very very on the
2:05:02
wedding on the wedding Try
2:05:05
extra very very feels like you're scolding
2:05:07
some which is a slicer very very
2:05:09
thin I don't know what mr. Pear had
2:05:11
to do with your parking situation that was
2:05:14
to bring up PMTV which I was asked
2:05:16
to do smart blood God Okay, fair extra
2:05:20
Extra got it Very very
2:05:22
just yeah, I don't know I'd be bothered by
2:05:25
very very feels like you're like you're really kind
2:05:27
of talking down to me Like I don't
2:05:29
know why that could be okay. I thought about it
2:05:31
like that right because when you say very very it's
2:05:33
like dude Oh, well, that's a
2:05:35
very very special guest When
2:05:38
you say very twice, it's like hey buddy.
2:05:40
I got it the first time Okay,
2:05:43
no, I don't I don't hate the same guy.
2:05:45
Yeah. No, it's different It's get extra
2:05:47
let's get extra mixed in the lingo and let's in
2:05:50
report back Is it a deli or is it a
2:05:52
deli in a grocery store? It's a deli in a
2:05:54
grocery like a deli counter at the grocery and maybe
2:05:56
a little please and thank you Oh, no, I do
2:05:58
I I am polite Do you tip
2:06:00
him? But your whole tone and vibe
2:06:02
is angry. Are you supposed to tip the
2:06:04
deli counter? Maybe cut your teeth? Yeah, maybe
2:06:06
say, hey, take care of
2:06:08
me for the rest of the time, alright? Remember this face.
2:06:11
How much do you go to this guy? He
2:06:13
eats a lot of cheese. They should teach tip to the grocery
2:06:15
store. I probably get cheese every other
2:06:17
week, go to the grocery store once a week. I
2:06:20
think actually they shouldn't teach tipping in school. I
2:06:22
never know. It's actually a good litmus test
2:06:24
of like, were your parents shitty or
2:06:26
not? If you're a bad tipper. But
2:06:29
there's things where you don't know like, what
2:06:32
to tip. Do you not tip? Give me, what are you talking
2:06:34
about? Deli. No. I
2:06:36
don't think you usually do. If there's a jar there and I've got
2:06:38
like a $5 bill, I put it
2:06:40
in. Yeah, or if it's like you're doing, I
2:06:42
would tip if I was doing, going
2:06:45
to a deli and ordering so much stuff for
2:06:47
a party that it was, you know, when you
2:06:49
have to ask for a ton of stuff and
2:06:51
you hold up everyone else because your guy's like
2:06:53
running back like, oh, and I'll take this and
2:06:55
I'll take that. That would maybe be a tip.
2:06:58
Do you do 20% at a restaurant? Obviously
2:07:01
when you order takeout. Yes.
2:07:04
Takeout or delivery? Yeah, is it
2:07:06
pickup? Pick up or delivery? Delivery.
2:07:09
I usually either one. I smash more. I do
2:07:11
25 on delivery. What
2:07:13
about takeout? Takeout. Takeout, I'll tip a little.
2:07:15
Probably, yeah, like 15 to 20. Yeah.
2:07:19
I'll round up. I got soup on
2:07:22
Tuesday night. I got ramen soup. I did
2:07:24
20% on that. Yeah, because like, I mean,
2:07:26
they're still making the food. Yeah,
2:07:28
no, I know. I just there's. Yeah, no, I always tip
2:07:30
when you pick up, but I wouldn't tip a full like
2:07:33
25 on pickup, but
2:07:35
I would tip because that money goes to
2:07:38
like the kitchen and the expo that
2:07:40
does the takeout stuff. It's not like
2:07:42
a server. Hotel rooms. Yeah.
2:07:44
Yeah. I've been there for a long time. I've started
2:07:46
to do that a lot recently. I like to write
2:07:48
a little note. Yeah. Be like, thanks for all you
2:07:51
do. I appreciate you. If I'm there for a night,
2:07:53
maybe not. If I'm there for multiple nights, I'll leave,
2:07:55
you know, 40 like Super Bowl week.
2:07:58
I'll leave a hundred or something. Because they've been
2:08:00
cleaning it all week. Yeah. Also
2:08:02
Max, happy birthday. You're getting a
2:08:05
cheese slicer so you can do your own cheese.
2:08:07
Okay. You have nobody to complain to. No, no,
2:08:09
I'm excited. Maybe we can build a shelf behind
2:08:11
you and just have the slicer
2:08:13
right there. Yeah,
2:08:15
you should do a segment. That should be like
2:08:17
a Max video. Cutting the cheese with Max. Mm-hmm.
2:08:20
Sounds great. Thrilling. Uh,
2:08:23
okay. Good fire fest, boys. Uh,
2:08:25
let's do numbers. Max, you ever gotten this? Uh,
2:08:28
no. I've not yet. PFT, have you gotten this?
2:08:31
Not yet. But he's going to. So
2:08:34
am I. Someone
2:08:37
offered me today. Wait, there's other people here that haven't gotten
2:08:39
it, Max. Why are you singling me out? Why,
2:08:42
why is Big Cat singling me out? I'm asking you.
2:08:44
Because I have a rivalry with you in this because I
2:08:47
told you I would get it before The only other person
2:08:49
is Memes. Um, Memes doesn't count.
2:08:52
Uh, I almost took this
2:08:54
guy up on, on an offer today.
2:08:56
He said that he would buy a
2:08:58
certain amount of Stella Blue Coffee if
2:09:00
I vacated my win and
2:09:02
then he buy double that if
2:09:05
I then beat Max again. This tunnel
2:09:07
of chaos. Kind of wanted to do it. Kind of wanted
2:09:09
to do it. Just be like, you know what, vacate. I'll
2:09:11
do it again. I'll take eight. Watch me do it again.
2:09:15
Okay. Uh, 26 please.
2:09:22
99 pug. I'm going to go. Show
2:09:29
me an eight. Show
2:09:31
me what Max doesn't like to do to thick
2:09:33
cheese. Mmm.
2:09:49
Love you dad. I
2:10:02
haven't been on live so
2:10:06
long so can
2:10:10
you love us? Let
2:11:11
me say what's not
2:11:13
to say Let
2:11:19
me say what's not to say
2:11:23
Let me say I
2:11:38
have begun
2:11:43
to tell you I
2:11:53
have begun to tell you I'm
2:12:32
not a
2:12:34
person. I'm
2:12:38
a person.
2:12:45
I'm a person.
2:12:51
I'm a
2:12:55
person. I'm
2:13:00
a person. I'm
2:13:28
a person.
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