Are you tough as nails? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself?

If so, you just might have what it takes to be a SwanCHUM of our podcast! The hilarious duo of beautiful musk oxen Kirsty Gledhill and Ellie Rolfe will discuss in detail the best show known to television. There will be waffles had, snakejuice consumed and love for miniature horses shared.

We may not be Rob Lowe and Alan Yang, but we're the next best thing. So go listen to their podcast first and come back here as a last resort.