We want you to practice social distancing during this time, so thank you for @NationofJake for this song!

Lyrics:

Hopelessly stuck in the grocery line
Toilet paper sold out on Amazon Prime
Here among the masses, the crowds build up
Hoarding and storing, tissue for their butt
They canceled the classes, the concerts, parades, called off the big dance and the NBA. Careful and cautious, with so much concern and you're all at Costco spreading your germs
The stock will replenish, when the shipment comes in
but the preppers come back, and they'll do it again
The shelves are all empty, there's no more Purell
Two Karens are fighting for the last Cottonelle

The market goes down and the market comes up 
but everyone is too concerned with their butt
the hoarding and storing is testing my nerves
The way to beat the virus is to... flatten the curve...
So I'm keeping my distance
Everybody take heed
I'll be alone (All Alone!)
Nowhere near a cough or a sneeze
Because I'm reading, and gaming, and staying indoors.

I'm waiting and hoping that this'll run its course. I'm eating and pacing and NOT watching sports. I'm waiting and hoping that  this'll run its course
I'm keeping my distance,You better take heed I'm keeping my distance.

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