Boris Johnson promises an independent inquiry into his handling of the coronavirus pandemic — almost certainly by accident, because why would he possibly want someone to assess his performance these past few months.

We look at the latest conflicting messages on the virus — when and where you should wear a face mask. Yes, if you’re buying ingredients for a sandwich in the supermarket, no, if you’re buying a sandwich (especially if you’re Michael Gove).

Plus the coup that stopped Failing Grayling getting another top job, and Downing Street’s slightly over the top response, and Keir Starmer’s school report is in — and it’s not bad. But does it move Labour any closer to actually getting back into power?

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